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BAL:Orioles and Athletics postponed on Friday
COL:Nick Hundley place on 15-day disabled list
CHC:John Lackey whiffs 11, picks up win No. 4
MIN:Brian Dozier nursing minor hamstring injury
CHC:Ben Zobrist rips two homers in Cubs' win
NYY:Brett Gardner (elbow) back in Yankees' lineup
KC:Mike Moustakas (thumb) scratched from lineup
NYY:A-Rod (hamstring) could return when eligible
PIT:Jung Ho Kang activated from disabled list
CIN:Devin Mesoraco to have labrum surgery Tuesday
MIA:Justin Bour (finger) held out again Friday
NYY:CC Sabathia (groin) placed on disabled list
First for Jeshit's 60+ playoff losses
Mariners
>scottyc actually called up
The collapse is real now
fuck
they're probably gonna have to trade Trout or something
maybe dump Trout and Pujols together
>>67393908
Woops. Wrong Pick.
>>67393885
Wasnt he a hitting coach or something?
>>67393962
Just accept the collapse like a good boy and resign yourself to a shit season
>fat wife beating alcoholic on the decline who recently signed a massive contract during his decline
>GOAT
>>67393928
Pretty funny bait mate
>>67393987
Wait, your dad finally got a job?
>>67393962
I hear John Danks is available if you need a replacement starter.
>Fowler and Murphy both riding .400+ BABIP
>People actually unironically believe they're elite
>>67393986
the problem is that we have no farm
with GRich injured, how much longer is Mike Trout going to want to be on a team that is doing absolutely nothing? if we couple him with Pujols, we can realistically get 1 other young MLB ready/already going player and maybe 2 good prospects
Getting real tired of this rain shit to be honest
>>67393987
Meant for OP. This>>67393972 is the correct choice for future reference.
>>67393994
I think he had ~100 fWAR before he ever started roiding. Guy was insane, senpai. Basically Mike Trout 25 years earlier
>>67394010
The problem is there isn't many teams capable of offering enough. You don't trade trout unless you're getting a slam dunk package.
>>67393962
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2016/5/6/11608522/garrett-richards-tommy-john-andrew-heaney-angels-welp
>>67394037
that's why you couple it with Pujols, trade away a top 3 league player with the worst contract in baseball so the offerings can be realistic
>>67394010
No one wants pooholes
When is this fucking list coming out?
>>67394061
Want Trout? gotta take Pujols.
>haven't watched baseball all week
>day I have a chance it gets postponed
T-Thanks Baltimore.
>>67394082
If they do that, they'll get less. They're not trading Trout anyways.
>>67394082
No team in the league would take his contract. You'd be stuck paying Hamilton's and pujols' while watching both of them play for other teams.
>>67394056
>Poo holes at ~30
>Contract year
>Showing signs of serious decline with the Cards
>Analslime signs him to a 10-year megacontract
I never understood this. It was an obviously terrible idea from the beginning. How could Analslime's GM be so retarded that he'd willingly cripple his team for a decade?
>>67394030
I'm aware of how good he was dude. But he wouldn't have touched Aaron's stats. It's not like Aaron was just a power hitter either, he still had 240 stolen bases and was a good fielder with a great arm. Barry would've started declining by his mid 30's instead of doubling his power numbers putting him well out of reach of Aaron's numbers and Barry had one of the worst arms ever to play the outfield
Also Willie Mays is his godfather not his grandfather dummy
>>67394105
Phillies could do it. Move Herrera or Trout to right, Cut Pujols because who the fuck are they paying.
But, they aren't in the market of moving their own pieces
>>67394137
Free Agent contracts work that way. You're paying a premium for the first few years
>>67394018
>tfw you will never live in the alternate universe where Bonds was a career rockie
>>67394184
they shouldve done Bonds at Yanke stadium with the babby porch
>>67394137
>Bonds had a terrible arm
You are the first person to ever say this, and retarded. Just because he was a fraction up the line on the Sid Bream play doesn't mean his arm was bad for his entire career.
>>67394184
>93 HR in 2001
>>67393940
Nth for rivera's WS-losing save and allowing the greatest comeback in baseball history to happen
>>67394224
It was always a bad arm, senpai. The retard who said it was one of the worst ever is dead wrong though. It was just a typical LF arm. But his actual fielding abilities were insanely elite, The only reason he wasn't a gold gloce CF was the arm.
>>67394184
>that 2004 season
>>67394184
>2004 : 41 strikeouts, 286 walks
>.658 OBP
>Any Playing Field constructed by a professional club after June 1, 1958, shall provide a minimum distance of 325 feet from home base to the nearest fence, stand or other obstruction on the right and left field foul lines, and a minimum distance of 400 feet to the center field fence.
When will Manfred enforce this rule?
>>67394224
Lol he literally had the arm of a mentally retarded MS patient. I've seen him play in person, his throws had no velocity which is why he got moved from center field to left field early in his career
>>67394184
>>67394267
Fucking wot
>>67394294
He was a LF, bro
>>67394325
Is it new yankee stadium that violates it?
>>67394361
He was a center fielder his whole life including the beginning of his MLB career until he got switched to left
>>67394367
Yes. I also thin there is a park with a sub 400 ft CF
>>67394361
>He was a LF, bro
That's the point. The arm was the only thing keeping him at the corner when he had the speed to play elite CF
>>67394367
Yankees, Orioles, Pirates, Giants, Astros, and Padres all violate rule 1.04. Managers should enforce rule 3.13 to force these corrupt rulebreakers to comply
>>67394267
>>67394300
>>67394318
>Put arguably the GOAT hitter in the ultimate meme park
>Watch as he breaks the entire sport
>>67393945
What is the point of still playing in ny right now. Theyre gona call it before the 5th anyway, ortiz goes back to 451 roidsux homeruns
>>67394467
>>67394467
And note that all but one of those stadiums make concessions in either tall walls, or an extreme angle to center. the one made their walls SMALLER than the previous park
>>67394325
>>67394467
I read somewhere that that's more of a suggestion or a general guide than a rule. Some parks that "violate" it anyways have really high fences in the parts where it's shorter, so it's not like those parks are easy to hit home runs in
>>67394399
Or, he bulked up insanely enough to lose some OF speed and force a move to left later on. Just saiyan
>>67394573
It's fine in all the parks not named Yankee Stadium, where the walls are a shade over 8 feet tall. If I was a marginal power hitter with pull I'd sign with the Yankees and enjoy my "Hall of Fame" career
>>67394583
Does acting like a literal retard who has no idea what they're talking about online make you feel good?
>>67394467
>Yankees
copying the dimensions of old Yankee Stadium
>Pirates
constrained by the Allegheny
>Giants
constrained by the Bay
>Astros
constrained by a street
Padres don't really have an excuse though
>>67394658
These are good points that i never even thought of before
>>67394658
>Copying the dimensions of Old Yankee Stadium
They didn't do a great job, they made the walls smaller. Shit excuse, and they should've been denied, or forced to raise the walls to an acceptable height(20 eet seems fair)
>Allegheny
they made a 21 foot wall
>Bay
20+ foot wall with a strong angle to right center
>Street
20 foot wall
>Padres
extreme angle into left/right center
>>67394740
In terms of acceptability
Giants>Pirates>Orioles=Astros>Padres
Yankees cannot be listed for their reasoning is not acceptable
>>67394740
>They didn't do a great job, they made the walls smaller. Shit excuse, and they should've been denied, or forced to raise the walls to an acceptable height(20 eet seems fair)
B-But muh dingers!
>Wilson hasn't thrown a pitch since last August because of elbow and shoulder issues. Weaver has thrown a pitch since last August, but it hasn't reached home plate yet. Heaney has a damaged UCL and is trying to avoid Tommy John. Richards has a torn UCL, and he needs Tommy John. Tyler Skaggs would be next in line, but he's dealing with biceps tendinitis. Matt Shoemaker's job was yanked after he allowed 22 earned runs in 20â…” innings, but now the Angels have no choice but to bring him back up.
>Kyle Kendrick has the lowest ERA of any right-handed starter in Triple-A. His ERA is 5.79.
ANALSLIME
>>67394821
>Weaver has thrown a pitch since last August, but it hasn't reached home plate yet.
Based Brisbee
>>67394636
He was a LEFT fielder first for most of his career, fagnuts. See second to last column of pic related. And fwiw he's 6th all time in career TZR and 3rd among OFers.
what the FUCK happened to velasquez?
>>67394876
Sorry, forgot pic
>Mfw all this talking about walls and we're stuck with fucking baskets
>>67393962
>mfw they trade Trout to the Mariners for Paxton and a bunch of shit prospects
>>67394876
I know...What does you response have anything to do with what I said? If you think he didn't have mobility in the years he was still stealing 40 bases in a season than I don't know what to tell you
>>67394467
How in the world do the Padres violate this rule. Isn't their playing field one of the biggest in the majors?
>>67394740
>>67394762
Yankees have a rail road in the way
>>67394949
Pic
>>67394966
>Railroad
Doesn't stop them from building a taller wall
>>67394945
>>67394945
>>67394636
Ok yeah I saw what I missed and I did say some dumb stuff. But Bonds is still da GOAT, arewerite?
>>67395004
but old Yankee Stadium didn't have a tall wall
and more people care about keeping the new stadium modeled after the old one than about a little known rule
>>67395089
And Old Yankee Stadium didn't have walls under 9 feet. You can't play the heritage card if you don't actually follow the heritage
Too bad we can't play the Brewers 162 games a year.
>>67395067
Possibly. It's just hard to tell because you're pretty much judging a mixture of two different players careers while also factoring in different hypotheticals
>old YS
You people know there were two old Yankee Stadiums, right?
>>67395166
no shit
>>67395103
New Yankee Stadium was made the way it was purely to generate offense so stankees fans can believe all their hitters are elite
>>67395166
Highland Park or whatever it was called doesn't count, neither do the Polo Grounds.
>>67395133
well, if anything, Bonds is the most complete player ever aside from Willie Mays. I put him over Aaron probably because of a good bit of recency bias
>>67395242
>wasn't even a good pitcher
literally crap at half the game
>>67395306
1/3 of the game*
>>67395242
How many games did Bonds win as a pitcher?
How are we so fucking bad? (braves)
we can't do a single fucking thing right. the only thing that could give me hope is if they fire fredi "we played good ball even though we lost 8-0 we looked pretty good" gonzales and hire chipper.
>>67395400
>>67395306
Bonds was an above average pitcher. His managers just never game him a chance
>>67395400
>>67395400
How many 90mph fastballs did ruth face?
meminers @ lastros
>>67395466
>>67395466
>>67395453
A lot probably
anyone watching the Royals get scalped?
>>67395453
I'm guessing quite a few.
>>67395520
>>67395497
it would be quite rare for a dirt digger to throw that hard, and dirt diggers made up 95% of players back then
>>67395545
>this stupid shit again
>>67395577
>Needing to meme
Glad to know I was right
>>67395545
>implying half of today's pitchers weren't dig diggers in the Dominican Republic before they got signed to the majors
>its a dumpster fire rotation episode
BRANDON "DINGER" PHILLIPS!!!!
>>67395518
>Ventura pitching
Good fuck that little faggot
Why doesnt my beer fit in my cozie after i open it
>>67395707
he literally looks like a child with a beard, it's freaky
>>67395707
Nothing against the royals m8. Ventura is just a chimp who is overrated.
Hey detroit, if you could go ahead and stop being shit for the rest of the game that would be great
>the Milwaukee Brewers are still allowed to compete in the National League
>Another game Kenta doesn't get a win in
I just told my dad Sabathia went on the DL, and he said "well, it was his best game in years, so it killed him".
>>67395894
Its a shame he has to play for such a shit team
>>67395862
>The Reds are still allowed to compete in the majors
>the Reds are only a half game ahead of the Brewers
>Cincinnati, Kentucky is still allowed to exist
>rockies and dodgers are both 14-14
>giants are 15-15
>somehow all three are tied for first
>>67395970
why wouldnt they be?
>>67395970
14/28 = 15/30
>>67395928
Your dad sounds like a real fag
Pirates/Cards thread where?
>>67395955
>thinking Cincinnati is part of Kentucky
>>67396023
What's that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you, I was too busy fucking your mom
>3 straight strikeouts looking
Cardinals are back to their garbage opening series ways.
>>67395970
All three have a .500 record m80.
>>67395955
>Meth Louis is allowed to exist
>>67396045
He's trying to insult Cincinnati by saying it is basically Kentucky, as if Kentucky were anywhere close to being as full of inbred meth heads as Methsouri.
What are the tiebreakers in MLB?
>>67395431
>hitting not maxed out
the fuck? Was this the 2000 edition or something?
>>67396215
one player in full catcher gear and a bat from each team fight to the death
>>67396215
Run differential, in- and out-of-division records... and a coin flip, maybe?
>>67396215
>>67396295
>run differential
"no"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Baseball_tie-breaking_procedures
>The city of Lost Angels Dodgers baseball
>the Colorado Cuckies are in 1st place in their division
>>67396274
This would get ratings
2018
>"I'm a Yankee now" said Bryce Harper
>"I'm a Dodger now" said Manny Machado
>"I'm a Phillie now" said AJ Pollock
>"I'm opting out" Said Clayton Kershaw
>"I'm a Tiger" Said Matt Harvey
>"I'm on a 1 year prove it deal in Cincinnati" Said Jose Fernandez
>"I'm an Angel, Said Andrew McCutchen
>"IT'S NOT FAIR" Said Small Market teams
>>67396898
>2018
>>"I'm a Yankee now" said Bryce Harper
>>"I'm a Yankee now" said Manny Machado
>>"I'm a Yankee now" said AJ Pollock
>>"I'm opting out to sign with the Yankees" Said Clayton Kershaw
>>"I'm a Yankee" Said Matt Harvey
>>"I'm on a 1 year prove it deal in New York" Said Jose Fernandez
>>"I'm a Yankee" Said Andrew McCutchen
>>"IT'S NOT FAIR" Said all 29 other teams
ftfy
>>67396965
>Yankees win 83 games without a pitching Rotation
Whoever signs Harvey and Fernandez are fucked
Man, I feel bad for Starlin Castro. He finally gets to play with a good team last year and then is immediately traded to another bad team.
>>67396898
You do realize small market teams get compensatory picks, right? You do understand that top players typically spend their prime with their original teams because of the 6 year pre-arb thing, right? I don't think any of it is unfair.
>>67397067
Small market teams, bad teams, and the St. Louis Cardinals get compensatory picks
>zim zam got flim flamd
the detoilet meme really is over huh
>>67397082
You just don't get it. They've been good for 20 years now, they NEED the help
>>67397082
>Small market teams, bad teams, and the St. Louis Cardinals
You already said bad teams
>>67397123
they got compensatory picks after winning a world series
>>67397025
Sucks for him that this is the year the yankees don't feel like overachieving again. He's also their best position player to boot
>windians
>Tribe rolling
>Cavs still undefeated
>spiccers
Fucking Storen why do you feel the need to make everything so fucking difficult
>3 wins in a row
>Mr Steroids himself Roid Braun was the final out
>the bullpen streak ends
>>67398380
rollercoaster rides with >good endings are based, senpai
>>67398442
>yfw 2016 All-Ohio Worlds Eries imminent
When will stanton finally be exposed for the cheating bringer of dingerz he is?
>>67398490
>implying Manfred would ever let that ratings disaster happen
>best bullpen in baseball
Giants vs. Rockies
>>67398309
>>67398309
holy shit literal umpball
still
>roidtiz
>based Chinaman goes yard his first game back
What a time to be alive
Angels Rays
>>67398726
>>67398726
>>67398726
>>67398728
Watch out for slides
The umpball is real tonight in New York
Not even that furious about the loss.
More mad at the offense for not producing tonight.
But man am I blown away.
What a HORRIFIC ump. Like really. Oh well.
What did the ump do
>>67398827
>bases loaded, 1 out, Sox down 1 in the 9th
>strike 3
And there were other instances of this.
>>67398785
too soon ;__;
weew what a win
vasgersian said "this had an october smell to it"
but one of these teams is in fucking last place and neither will make the playoffs and oh yeah, it's may 6
so what the fuck are you talking about you idiot
>>67398852
AHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT FAGGOT YOU FUCKS GOT GIFTED THE 2013 ERIES NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT BY BEING ETERNAL 5TH PLACERS
Leave the Boston Red Sox to me
>>67398728
Kang and Park turning a Twins/Pirates game into a home run derby when
>>67393962
No you retard
>>67398911
King kang is back
>the based Chinaman posts are back
It was a nice vacation from that while it lasted.
Post people that should literally be fired tonight from their jobs.
I'll start:
>Ron Kulpa
>>67398895
where were you when one ump completely revitalized a whole rivalry?
>>67398949
I actually enjoyed those posts and I welcome them back
>>67398949
>tfw I was the first one to call him that
you're welcome buddy
>>67398980
People who think this are retarded.
The Sox are mad at the fucking Ump, not the Cuckees.
This is the stupidest thing I've heard tonight.
>>67398956
Should be given a raise
>>67399002
>acting like calling a korean a chinaman is something you made up
that was a horrible strike three, but it's always worth seeing big paPED turn into a literal gorilla
>>67399037
Requesting RIPphone.webm
>>67396898
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Future Yankee
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>>67399036
Obviously it wasn't an original thought or anything, but anything that gets Saber all buttbothered works for me.
Just let me have this anon
and right on cue... THANK YOU BASED CHINAMAN
>carlos martinez is """"""""fatigued""""""""
TJS when?
>>67399119
The harper meme has become itself a meme at this point. I dont like harper but this is just dumb
I really like Stanton desu
>>67399244
>that distance
>>67399280
(not jays)
>>67399278
>that roids
>>67399244
How many Rays did that one kill?
Also nightly Lindor defense
>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 6m6 minutes ago
>Ortiz very composed. Just saying the pitches weren't strikes. Never raised his voice.
You guys are mean to him tbqh with you Joe
>>67399244
Giving up a home run hurts a pitcher's self esteem. Does it hurt even more if they give up moonshots like that?
this triggers the Bostonian
look at this ugly smug cunt piece of shit
TWINS SOX BENCHES CLEAR
>>67399338
>>67399393
What triggers me are umps that do "in your face" calls. The biggest bitchmode thing to do. Fucking umps that are holier-than-thou and cant take getting yelled at over a shit call.
God its fucking infuriating. Kulpa should literally be fired.
>>67399421
poor guys are gonna be so distraught when the robots take their jobs
>>67399406
TSUUUUUUUU
>>67399418
Ts who?
JUST
Umps have really been bad this year desu
>>67399581
they've been getting more and more atrocious every year it's disgusting
>>67399581
Honestly it's fucking brutal. It really raises the question as to who employs these fucking jackasses.
What pisses me off the most is when they look at where the catcher holds the pitch to attempt framing it. Who fucking cares where the catcher catches it. Call the pitch by where it crosses the plate.
>yfw lincecum signs with the angels and revives his career
>>67399581
Literally every gamethread I've seen this year has fans of both teams calling umpball. At first I thought it was just typical /sp/ calling refball at everything but they really have been shit this year.
>>67399338
That "strike zone" is literally wrong though. It's been from the knees to the belt for years
>>67399576
>thinking you will ever get the next call after chimping out on the previous correct strike call
>>67399681
>lincecum
>angel
Lmao
Dude has contenders going after his nuts why would he sign with a dumpster fire team?
>>67399581
Umpires are having the same problem as referees in the NBA which is that they get these big egos and act bigger than the game.
No one cares who you are or what your "style" of calls are, you're expected to be an objective judge of the rules and let the players play instead of making it all about yourself
>>67399710
>thinking it's ok to make a bad call on purpose because your feelings are hurt
very professional umpires we have today
>>67399729
>contenders
>actually wanting Timmy
>>67399730
All they have to do is be consistent. Tight or loose officiating/umpiring is fine as long as you keep the calls even for both sides.
>>67399710
You fucking should, because you shouldnt have that held against you.
I am a famous baseball writer. Ask me anything.
GET EM DAVID
>>67399732
>>67399781
Gonna be a bitch and show up the ump you don't get the next call. Same as the guy who drops his bat and starts walking to first before the call is made. Been that way forever.
>>67399800
I'm also a famous writer. Please give me a bunch of (you)s
>>67399854
which is some fucking whiny baby bullshit along with the batflip crying, do your fucking job, youre suppose to make unbias objective calls
can't wait till these chumps are out on their ass when robots take their jobs
Bryce Harper has literally done nothing in his career that suggests he's a douche or a cry baby or whatever people call him.
Why do people hate him so much?
>>67399863
Don't you have an ump to be paying?
>>67399854
And that's always been a retarded part of the game. "fuck you" umps are the WORST.
>>67399863
>following him back
It's like you're not too important for him.
>>67399883
His haircut is an automatic douche qualifier.
>>67399696
>knees to the belt
the fuck are you talking about
no its shoulder to knees
>>67399877
>>67399884
You sound like dumb niggers who lose their shit when they get pulled over and then expect the cop to treat them the same as a reasonable civilian.
Life don't work that way children. Act like a piece of shit and you will be treated as such.
Literally WHEN is Kulpa being fired?
How and why is baseball extremely popular in the Dominican Republic but practically non-existent in Haiti?
Don't Haitians want to stop being poor and make it in the Major leagues?
>>67399951
While I agree with you, I don't think it applies to officiating. You need unbiased and neutral calls. No emotion involved whatsoever. You can toss people if theyre being faggots but don't let it dictate how you make calls.
>>67399951
What a horrendous fucking analogy you absolute fucking moron.
Leave it to a fucking leaf.
You know why? Because when you get pulled over by the cops, you PROBABLY DID SOMETHING WRONG. Ortiz had strikes called against him (and in a cumulation of strikeouts to Holt, Vazquez, Hanley, and the entire fucking team) that were utter bullshit.
He had a right to complain. Would it help him? No. But his complaining shouldn't be held against him. Especially when the next fucking pitch is not supposed to be based off any reaction or strike prior.
You absolute fucking dumbshit. Ya, him chimping didn't fucking help. But for you to equate that to disrespecting a cop when getting pulled over...
Are you literally retarded?
![haiti-dominican-republic-border[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ifrWiD.jpg "haiti-dominican-republic-border[1]")
>>67400016
Haiti wasted all of their lumber on energy production.
>>67400041
>Ortiz had strikes called against him
Just one strike, and *after* he had acted like a fucking manchild.
I mean, yeah, the call was shit. But low strikes are called all the time, and you don't get a smaller strike zone when you yell at the the umpire.
>>67400072
Umm, did you not understand the part where the umpire was TERRIBLE all night long?
It was a accumulation of terrible strikeout calls all fucking night.
It's called building into a moment. Here's a fucking example.
>>67399951
"Reputation calls" are all fine and well when in a contact sport and you see a repeat diver or dirty player dive or stick someone
A home plate umpire should not be changing balls and strikes because he wants to show someone up. The game is too pure for that.
Are other cities even trying?
How is the AL getting buttfucked by a terrible White Cux team?
>>67400094
First pitch was an acceptable strike. Fourth was pretty bad though.
>>67400041
>this level of chimping out
Looks like I was right on the dumb nigger assumption lmao.
Ortiz did something wrong by losing his shit on the ump on the strike 2 call that was obviously correct.
>>67400072
You don't hear much about it but he gave a lot of dogshit calls to the Yankees too. Awful umpire.
Typically umpires even out for both teams over the course of a game but it shouldn't be this way, they shouldn't be this bad.
>>67400135
Typical of a canadian dumbass. Great argument just calling me a nigger. Your analogy was fucking wrong because that arguing isn't doing anything fucking wrong you utter moron.
You must be a new Jays fan.
>>67400129
Well your picture didn't really represent this article. It was fairly close to the lower half of the zone. I honestly don't know why I'm arguing with you though because umpires have been as bad as humanly possible. It really brings the possibility of machines calling balls/strikes that more viable.
>>67399679
>when they look at where the catcher holds the pitch to attempt framing it.
Framing pitches is the worst MLB meme ever
It shouldn't even be a thing that has any effect on the game
What will happen to Chicago when the Sox play the Cubs in the WS?
>>67400164
> It was fairly close to the lower half of the zone
Are you fucking joking?
>>67399991
>>67399576
>>67398852
>>67399329
>yfw he WILL keep getting away with it
>>67400094
Yes, the ump was bad. Umps have been bad all year.
That's no excuse for the meltdown.
>>67400188
Ortiz gets a pass ^)
>>67400177
>White Sox
>winning a playoff series with that hitting
>>67400188
I'm not fucking making an excuse for the meltdown.
I'm saying a meltdown shouldn't fucking be held against you as harshly as that one was. It obviously is because you have faggots like Ron Kulpa that has to upstage everyone.
I never like it when Ortiz chimps other than for meme purposes. I'm not excusing that at all. I am saying getting fucking upset shouldn't be held against you.
>>67400129
>31 (thirty-one) missed calls
>only the 7th most
fucking hell
>mfw people ask me how that pitch to Ortiz was a strike
>all this butt rage about bad umpiring
Looks like Bautista was right all along
>>67400102
As a fan of a team who sees reputation calls go against them all the time I don't mind it.
Bautista bitched about every called strike last year and had a bigger zone because of it. This year he keeps his mouth shut and the strike zone has been reasonable.
If you are looking to keep the purity of the game the best way is to show the divas that they have to show respect or see consequences.
>>67400211
Weren't you literally just arguing in favor of the umps?
>Liking a post about yourself
>>67400217
Ortiz shows respect on every other fucking at-bat except when an Ump has been bullshit all game.
Hanley got upset.
Vazquez got upset.
Holt got upset.
Even fucking Xander fucking Bogaerts, who never gets upset at anything, go upset.
And it WASNT JUST THE RED SOX
The Yankees had the same issues with their players getting pissed too.
Kulpa was fucking terrible.
>>67400205
I don't think it was *that* harshly. I've seen games where that pitch was a strike all night long. Last year the bottom of the strike zone was at the goddamn shins for most of the season.
It was a ball, yes, but it's a ball that's called a strike quite a bit in this league and umps are humans and are biased and shitty just like the rest of us, so you're not doing yourself any favors when you shout in their face. Even umps who try not to be affected by that shit probably will be - it's how human brains work.
Robot umps are the only real solution.
>>67400177
>ottomans
>ws
>>67400148
I figured I would give you an analogy that applied to your daily life.
If you didn't drop out of high school to sell drugs you would understand a simple analogy nigger.
>>67400177
Well I know you'll wake up from the dream you're having.
>>67400218
>there's only one Canadian poster
>>67400225
Pretty sure it's not literally him
I could see him doing that tho lel
>>67400272
IT DIDN"T APPLY
BECAUSE HE NEVER DID ANYTHING FUCKING WRONG YOU DUMB FUCKING MAPLENIGGER
COMPLAINING AFTER THE FACT != INFRACTION BEFOREHAND WARRANTING ANY PENALTY THAT THEN RESULTS IN THE COMPLAINT
How fucking retarded are you?
>>67400248
9th inning, bases loaded, 1 out. It was really the moment more than the strike. That's probably the most bothersome.
Robot umps are the only solution
>>67394184
>69 stolen bases in 1990
>>67400243
Ortiz is a roid raging clown show. Only a retard bawwwwwston faggot would have their head this far in the sand.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8nfO-7SB47I
>>67400284
Is your house burning down?
>>67400404
Great response as always Canada, really brought it to the table.
Your analogy was wrong and you can't accept that, so now your just shifting those goal posts.
>>67400211
Of course Bautista was right, the only people that hate the shit he does are old faggots who cry "muh baseball purism muh human element muh unwritten rules"
>>67400319
Lmao you are so dumb it's actually quite hilarious. Ortiz totally didn't complain at all after the correct second strike call ;) yup that's what happened.
To be fair I would be as mad as you if I couldn't figure out simple concepts.
>>67400483
So, did you not understand your own analogy at all?
Let's walk through this.
Getting pulled over == you did something wrong.
Complaining to the cop thereafter == dickish thing
Then you implicated the people that would harass the cop and complain after the fact would be doing what Ortiz did.
But see, Ortiz getting a second strike call (WHICH I AGREE WAS CORRECT, EVEN IF FRINGE) was an independent thing held against him.
But Ortiz did not "do anything wrong".
Because the analogy doesn't apply.
Because baseball strikes are independent decisions made on an outcome independent of the batter's decision if he elects not to swing.
So his complaining after was for something he perceived injust (because he hadn't actually done anything to warrant a fucking penalty to that point).
So do you finally fucking get it now?
Do you not realize how your fucking analogy doesn't work?
Do you not realize you actually need to commit a crime to get pulled over?
Do you not realize that getting a strike called on you does not mean you did anything wrong, nor anything right? It's merely a *supposed* unbiased measurement by a human official behind the plate?
Does it finally fucking connect in your pea-sized fucking brain how the analogy does not apply to the situation?
Do you fucking not how the sequence of events, the results from the events, the actions to cause the events, and any other factor to the events that transpire are not fucking aligned?
Oh wait.
No. You fucking don't.
Because you just started watching baseball last year you utter buffoon.
Stick to drinking that fucking syrup. I recommend you drink it with some bleach next time.
>>67400585
jesus christ how is this syrup slurper getting you so mad
>>67400653
Because if you're going to be condescending, at least be right.
>>67400679
He's baiting and trolling you like crazy bro and you're taking it hook, line and sinker
>>67400757
His later posts, sure. But his original analogy he meant it.
Who the fuck is this buffoon of an analyst on MLB Tonight who won't shut the fuck up about how the 3-1 pitch to Ortiz "is not a ball in any league on the planet?"
What a moron.
>>67400757
this. holy shit he is making you look silly
>>67400792
I don't think anyone on the planet was trying to argue the 3-1 pitch is a strike. Everyone knows that isn't a ball.
The 3-2 pitch is the problem.
>sports media
>>67400585
Holy shit this level of mad lmao
Kill yourself my man
>>67400817
Said analysts own words:
"The 3-2 pitch, I'm fine with - if I'm a pitcher, I want that one. But the 3-1 pitch is not a strike in any league ever."
He keeps spewing garbage about how McCann's glove was at Ortiz's ankles and "that ball almost bounced" and the other two hosts on the show keep trying to explain to him why he's a fucking moron and he keeps shouting over them. It's pretty sad.
>>67400801
You are that poster.
>>67400792
>>67400817
Oh, shit, just realized I typed "ball" instead of "strike" in my first post. He's trying to argue that the 3-1 was a ball, when pitch track and the footage clearly show otherwise.
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>>67400877
Nope that's a different guy. I am that poster and as others have said you are embarrassing yourself and should probably stop posting.
>>67400877
But im not. I actually think both calls are bullshit and was on your side until you got fucking baited into a fucking meltdown.
>>67400915
kek, good analogy though bud.
>>67400922
Ok but I still stand by my tirade.
looking at the replay that pitch wasn't even that bad, maybe a couple inches low, mostly because Ortiz is a big guy (UUUU)
still a ball, but not nearly as bad as everyone makes it out to be
not the only time he called that low pitch either, but he was indeed wildly inconsistent with the low strike
not forgiving the ump, he was shit, but maybe by the 9th the players should have realized that they might want to swing at anything close, especially around the lower half of the zone
>>67400922
Also, he was very obviously being serious about the analogy, even with his shitposting.
>>67400962
>still a ball, but not nearly as bad as everyone makes it out to be
Been saying this. It's a ball but it's one that's very often called a strike and is almost certainly going to be called a strike by an ump who has just been shouted at by the batter over a correct call.
The ump was shit all night long, but if you want something to complain about, the Ortiz AB is not it. Look at strike 3 to HanRam for something truly egregious.
>>67401010
The strikes to JBJ were worse.
All 3 were outside the zone.
>>67400982
I see that. But that doesn't mean you have to post a literal wall of text that is only going to embarrass you
>>67400982
I agree with the things you said but I didn't read through that long ass post of yours. Just get better at recognizing when people are goading you on and call them out on it and stop responding. Or do whatever you want, it's up to you
>>67401046
>I can't rant at stupidity on an imageboard
>anonymously
ok
>>67401068
yo can you shorten your posts tho this is too long to read, i dont like your posting style
>>67401096
You can do whatever you want man
>>67401142
you sure?
>>67400585
>>67400757
I'm a Sox fan and I find this shit hilarious desu
calm down bro, yes they got fucked by a shit ump with an inconsistent strike zone that fucked up multiple times and at the end just wanted to show up Ortiz but ultimately its one game in a very long season and not worth getting bent out of shape at a leaf on a mongolian wood carving website for
>>67401096
>>67401135
>still being this salty at the people trying to save you from humiliation
Oh boy I know you're new but I hope you stick around this board because this is comedy gold.
>>67401155
But it's May already.
tfw your game got rained out. there was gonna be a diamond dig promo after the game too
>>67401175
> save you from humiliation
Why would people do that?
>>67401179
Still getting mixed vibes
>>67401188
I would be upset, but it means I get to watch a double header tomorrow and I like those.
>>67399119
Beer is fucking awful, especially if it's natty lite
>>67401196
how are these vibes getting mixed?
>>67401257
Lady Di is that you?
>>67401273
yall said it wasnt good to post like i do, but now you say i should
>>67401257
The craft beer fedoralords will be all over you for this post
>>67401293
>Implying she would call natty ice awful
>>67401299
I said you don't have to post a wall of angry text not that you can't post an angry wall of text. I can't tell you what to do...
>>67401331
he said Natty LITE
>>67401332
But that's part of my whole posting style, specifically if there is a post that needs correcting.
And that's just shying away from the opinion.
>you shouldn't do this because i dont like it, but you do what you want man
I mean, what is that accomplishing other than riding the fence on the issue?
>Responding to red memes
I swear to god you people never learn
>being this buttblasted over a fucking may game
What happened to April and May doesn't count?
Oh right, now that your team surged to first, it suddenly does. Fucking retards. Just wait until you come back to Camden.
>>67398442
4 wins in a row
>total of 8 runs given up in 4 games
>scored 23 runs in 4 games
>cavs about to sweep to the ecf
Feels too good
>>67401408
I am sorry that I care about how my team performs in literally every game.
That mentality is why I can never take you seriously as a fan. Especially because you guys tend to disappear when things fall apart.
>>67401408
Contrary to popular belief, records do not get erased at the end of May.
>Bombston
>>67401408
>eternal 4th placers want to pretend 1/3 of the season does not exist
Why am I not surprised?
Boston sports fans, ladies and gentlemen
>>67401427
This
This "early season doesn't matter" meme needs to die or people need to understand what it means. People miss the playoffs by one or two games all the time so how do any games you lose not matter?
What it means is that there is still a lot of time in the season where games can be made up and you can go on long runs of playing well. A slow start doesn't mean the team isn't good ofr will have a bad season, but early season games do matter, it's not like they count as half of a game
>>67401474
I hope it landed on a Cuckees fan.
All posts in this thread that are not related to how the Cubs are BTFO of the league and are going to be the 2016 WS champs are irrelevant.
my uncle drunk texts me after the game just as I'm catching highlights on the local news:
"Yes, [Ron Kulpa] is a donkey fellatiist, those gotta be two of the worst calls I've seen in a while"
Apparently fellatiist is a real word. He's surprisingly coherent when drunk Soxtexting
Are the mariners finished?
>>67401501
cool where can I subscribe to your blog
>>67401490
He's probably a pretty cool dude tbqh
>>67398895
Dude, it's "your New York Yankees MVP".
>newfags can't even meme correctly
>>67401545
Go away.
>>67400909
Watching Lauren get harrassed at 10 am is ok, but Heidi is just cringeworthy. The others are literal whos
>>67401408
>people who can't read
This post was talking about Red Sox fans saying early games don't count when they were losing but now when they're winning SUDDENLY MAGICALLY they do count now!
>bombston
>baaaaaaaawston
>muh obese padre
>>67401561
>his post was talking about Red Sox fans saying early games don't count when they were losing but now when they're winning SUDDENLY MAGICALLY they do count now!
Explain to me when this occurred.
>>67400909
>no Hazel Mae
bro
Who /freewins/ here?
>Dis is our fookin shitty
What did he mean by this, /mlb/?
>>67401550
Fuck off.
>>67401577
>doesn't matter that price had a bad outing, its just one game that doesnt count and it's early
>doesn't matter that Kimbrel blew the game, it's just one game that doesn't count and its early
>doesn't matter buchholz got lit up, it's only one game and it doesn't count and its early
>overtake O's for division lead
>GAME COUNTS
>GAME COUNTS
>EVERY GAME COUNTS
Prove me wrong.
>>67401609
uhhhhhhhh thats not what he said
>>67401623
>doesn't matter that price had a bad outing, its just one game that doesnt count and it's early
>doesn't matter that Kimbrel blew the game, it's just one game that doesn't count and its early
>doesn't matter buchholz got lit up, it's only one game and it doesn't count and its early
Explain to me when any of this occurred.
>>67401599
The royals were rolling and almost caught up to the division lead until that guy posted that post
Karmic meme magic?
>>67395739
I live in KC, been a fan since I was 12, and I can say, without a doubt, Ventura is the most cocky and overrated SP the Royals have haD in a long time.
>back in first
>>67401623
>eternal 4th placers still talking
How you liking that slide back to your rightful and only place in the division?
Your team's Twitter account has no hope of being this based
https://twitter.com/Indians/status/728748775771123713
>>67401637
/r/ing screencap
>>67401554
>Heidi is just cringeworthy
kys my man
>>67401659
except the o's are currently in first place, nigger
:)
>>67401554
Heidi's just mad that she doesn't get to cuck Jason Varitek's wife anymore.
>>67401674
Her little segments seem so forced and cringey, like that pinata for Cinco de Mayo. Her constant reminders about how she's from California and that her favorite teams are the Giants, Dodgers, Padres, Angels, Reds, Royals, and White Sox are just awful
>>67401689
>racism
Typical Baltimore scum
Why are the Royals imploding?
>>67401723
Karma
See
>>67401637
>>67401723
because PECOTA was right
Man, remember when this guy was total ass? Constant strikeouts and couldn't field a slow rolling ground ball. Now he's one of the most well rounded players on this team.
>royals before "free wins"
12-6
>royals after "free wins"
2-8
JUST
> Reddick
>>67401711
>no mention of the Red Sox
kek. Does Jenny Dell work for MLBN now after the >Middlebrooks fiasco a few years ago?
>>67401750
Let's see what the next 8 games brings
>>67401763
Jenny's a hooker in San Diego or some shit.
Or for real, she's like a sideline reporter for CBS for like football or some shit.
>>67400119
Royals pitching and offense are imploding. Idk why the other teams are shitting it up.
>>67401785
ah, that's no fun. I propose that every Red Sox on the 25 man roster find one of the anchors or interns at NESN and fucks the shit out of them on the side.
>>67401827
She didn't just fuck Middlebrooks.
She married him.
>first place
>>67401784
1-7 at best
The Rockies have the best qt field reporter farm system in baseball. Charissa Thompson (fox sports) and Alanna Rizzo (Dodgers) both started out doing Rockies games. The current Jenny Cavnar is a qt too.
>>67400119
>marlins
E L I T E
L
I
T
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>yfw they wreck the cubs in the NLCS
unless they fucking shut down fernandez like they plan to. faggots
>>67401833
>Will Middlebrooks has the same number of World Series rings as Bill Mueller
What a disgrace. Why the Padres wanted him, I have no idea...marginally better than Gyorko?
>>67401866
>fluke into WS win
>still do it as a WC
who /probablygettingnohittomorrow/ here
>Doyers
Bravo ESPN
>>67401971
They were so close to minting the meme.
>>67401723
They had a Bye Week
>Fernando Rodney
>39
>somehow throws 97 mph
>has a 0.00 ERA
What the fuck?
>tfw cant even enjoy the win because the bullpen did everything they could to try and piss it all away
is it too much to ask for storen to not give up a homer or load the bases for 1 fucking inning? fucking nats tricked us good
>>67402215
Maybe he'll show up on that PED list that's supposedly coming out soon
>>67402219
Stolen was born to be a set-up man, man. Is he closing now?
>>67402244
hes not doing shit other than fucking us in the ass and giving up runs
>9 earned runs, 3 home runs and 17 hits in 11 innings pitched
JUST
>selfie stick night
>>67402276
i thought they banned those from stadiums because they can be used as weapons
>>67402215
Closers have good years and bad, even in old age. In 2013 Koji went from a nobody to having the greatest season ever for a closer(inb4 muh Gagne or Rodney from 4-5 years ago) and he was, what, 37?
>>67402305
>Koji
>nobody
could the stankees feasibly acquire both trout and harper?
given 5 or so years
>>67402321
He wasn't as well known with the >rags or the O's
>>67402345
No the new steinbrenners are jews and want to run the franchise on a marlins payroll
>>67402345
For the long- or short-term? That'll be around 500 mil easily for long term combined
>>67402345
trouts a FA in 2021 and they have no conceivable package to trade for him and the angels probably wont trade him no matter what anyway
harper will get his 500 trillion contract but will probably have an opt out after 2 or 3 years besides they both probably want to be the star on their team
>>67401658
>>67401837
Feels good niggas. We've got Panik back in the lineup who was hitting the ball hard when he wasn't making throwing errors and we've got two more starts until inevitable disaster plagues us for two starts
>>67402345
>could the stankees feasibly acquire both trout and harper?
They'll cost a GORILLION each, and SteinJew's son is a mega joo
They could, but wont.
>>67402393
>>67402387
>>67402374
>>67402401
a shame, it would be a big move to get them back on track and I would think they could afford it
>>67402419
>a shame
>a shame that the cuckees will be on rock bottom because of jew owners
thats not the right idea jim
>>67402401
or maybe they're just learning from their dad's spending gorillions on FAs, many of which ended badly (Dave Winfield) or were underwhelming (Chuck Knoblauch)
>>67402419
>a shame for "muh 27 rings" faggot casuals to get bored and quit following while the "real fans" wallow in their confused enititlement complex as the Yankees hit the bottom of the AL East
'no'
>>67402427
dont get me wrong its fucking great, but it would be kinda cool to see a team pull off having two guys like that
Does OAK have a chance in the ALW? Or is it basically only down to SEA/TEX
>>67402553
>who are Ruth and Gehrig
>who are mantle and DiMaggio/Maris
>who are McGwire and canseco
Etc.
Post players from the steroid era who had 1-3 fluky, roided up meme seasons
I'll start with Brady Anderson
In '96 he had 50 home runs. In 14 other seasons he never got above 24
>>67402594
2001 Luis Gonzalez
That one year Andruw jones hit like 50 homers
2001 Bret Boone
Eric gagne's elite seasons
>>67402611
bret boone is INNOCENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILevR9pmCiM
>>67402594
Brady Anderson is the epitome of one-hit steroid wonders
also
>Kevin Elster
In like 1999 he hit 24 homers after never hitting more than 7 in a year for 12-13 years
>>67402594
Nomar Garciaparra
t. Red Sox fan
>>67402730
That doesn't make any sense though because he had consistent numbers in every year of his career that he was healthy. Could've juiced, who knows, but it doesn't meet my criteria of meme steroid players
I think you're just trying to bait Red Sox fans though
>>67402584
k well how many did you see play numnuts
>>67402757
I grew up watching Nomar, and in retrospect it's pretty easy to see he juiced. He was one of those workout freaks, but even more of one than normal. He roided up so he could keep going without having to deal with pain/DOMS between workouts and push himself further and further. Then he went just too far with it, fucked up his wrist, and all but killed his career as a great SS.
>>67402594
2006 Travis Hafner hit 42 HR and lead the league in Slugging and OPS. Averaged about 13 per over the next 7 seasons.
Looking forward to the Giants winning the west with like 83 wins and still winning the Series. Should be good for some chuckles.
>>67402854
Have they figured out a way to have MadBum pitch every game?
>>67402757
and if I wanted to bait Sox fans I'd say that the entire 2004 team was roiding, even the scrawny guys like Dave Roberts and Pokey Reese
>>67402824
Yeah, after I posted that I thought about it and looked at his stats. That 35 home run was a bit fluky and he kind of flamed out after that but was still productive. He didn't have as many great seasons (at least power wise) as I remembered
>>67402825
He got injured though, didn't he? I remember seeing him being Vernon Wells-tier when he was a Yankee.
>>67402889
Yeah, as a Sox fan it's a bit sad to see him be the first casualty in the late 90s "shortstop war".
>>67402869
We don't need him to pitch every game. We'd be fine with just him, Cueto and Salmonella though
is there any website that does up-to-date graphs of win/loss standings (where it has a midway line at .500)
>>67402632
>Bret Boone hit 252 dingers during his career
>Yet none of them were bigger than the one his idiot brother fluked into
>>67403298
>"i was such a better player, but at least you did one thing i've never done"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4euBBs1jbTs
>>67403349
Had to pause it right after he said that
What a fucking douche
>>67403358
lol
Royals
https://twitter.com/MLBGIFs/status/728791478588182528
>>67402387
>500 mil easily for long term combined
More like 500 mil each
>>67402825
>what are injuries
Pronk was an elite power hitter before that
>>67404189
fucker is quick
>>67402943
How has Cueto not shit the bed horrifically like he did with the Royals until the postseason, where (spoiler) he still didn't do super hot?
>>67406116
babby league
So is Timmah gonna do some rehab in the minors once he's signed?
>tfw you have to stay up until 1:45 a.m. to watch your team lose on the west coast
Fuck expansion. When do we downsize?
>>67402594
>In 2000, the former first overall pick established career highs in all three slash categories (.355/.409/.541), homers (25), triples (6), and even stolen bases (28). With the aid of a .375 BABIP, Erstad crossed the 200-hit mark for the first and only time in his career, collecting 240 hits in 747 plate appearances. Awards season was kind to the lefty, who picked up a Gold Glove and Silver Slugger to go with his All-Star appearance, but despite his 8.3 WARP effort, Erstad finished eighth in MVP voting.
>Erstad was never able to replicate his magical season. During the last nine years of his career, he averaged a .267/.319/.367 line
Sale >>>>> Arrieta
Anyone here play OOTP? Shit's great.
>>67407421
Anon, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
>>67407796
cabs fans can get no more euphoric than this
>>67405369
That's not Aoki in the gif, anon.
is brandon belt /elite/?
>>67407421
well one couldn't pitch in the AL and the other dominates it
so...
>88 posters
what happened to /mlb/
>>67408163
All the tripfags like Texas Yankee Pissboi, and Tiki only post in game threads so now the general is all boring and slow
>>67402825
I fucking loved pronk
>>67407842
>what is Billy Madison
>>67408234
>lack of tripfags make a general shit
Nah
>>67408098
Was this after the 18 inning game?
>>67408163
I see 93 at the moment. Usually averages around 100, so I don't think there's anything wrong
lol moose on the DL
>>67408930
yeah
O/U on Cubs getting 116 wins
>>67410072
Under. Cubs have played 1 playoff team and maybe 2-3 that will finish above .500
>>67410072
Over. The run machine has no brakes.
Ya'll bout to buy the dope as fuck Mother's Day 2016 hats?
Is Rob Manfred the new David Stern?
I fucking hate the red cucks but those calls were atrocious
Khris Davis' wetback mom. would you, /mlb/?
>>67409393
>>67408234
It's a meme started by Australian fags continued on by some ausboo.
kershaw no hitter gamethread where
Does it count on the super official stats as a complete game if you go 8 innings in an away loss because you didn't get to face the winning team in the bottom of the 9th?
All I know is it doesn't in muh fantasee
>>67394136
AL teams will pay out the ass for even a 60 year old as long as they're roiding
What will the umpires do as an encore today?
>>67408098
Yes. 163 wRC+ and the fith-highest OBP in the game. All four guys above him have ridiculous BABIP and will regress hard.
>>67411684
yes
>>67412187
>>67412187
>>67412187
Gonna be another good one
>>67411159
Eh. Probably not, maybe, Idk
Time for comfy day baseball!
>please don't rain again
>>67411159
Would be his new papi
>>67399930
It's it's letters of the jersey to knees. But I'm green texting a 12 hour old post so I'll shut up.
>>67412426
It isn't though. It's knees to the belt. Pretty obvious you don't watch baseball
>>67412572
>>67412572
Athletics vs O's Game 1
>>67412517
Show me proof of this.
haha time for >dickey
>Tigers
Someone fucking end this farce. Fire Autismus already, he's such shit. Blow up this whole fucking time.
>Detoilet
>>67412648
Okay, I looked it up and technically it's supposed to be halfway between the belt and shoulders, but you never see pitches that high get called. At most, pitches only a couple of inches above the belt get called strikes and even those are usually seen as bad calls. So I guess technically you're right, but that's not how I see it actually play out in games
>cheslor cuthbert
lmbo
FUCK YES NO HITTER BROKEN
THANK YOU BASED 150 TRILLION DOLLAR MAN
20 WIN CLUB HERE (Teams blaming their mediocrity on a farm animal are unfortunately barred)
White sox reporting for duty!
BASED
>kershaw having an autism attack
>>67413741
How so?
hello is this where I
>rags
>>67412915
relax bud
>it's a "Jeff Locke pitches like a total turd" episode
tiggers pls
why doesn't anyone go to Orioles games? They're in first, where are their fans?
his name is lelfrey because he offers free lels
>1 reply in the TEX-DET gamethread
lyl
TIGGERS PLS
how do we stop the rags
You may only reply to this post if your team's run differential is going to be in triple digits after today.
>>67416288
>not linking it to /mlb/
you did this to yourself
>Cueto start
>>67417559
Nats vs Cubs
>>67417559
Cubes gnats where?
royals indians
>>67417663
>>67417663
>>67417663
>>67417576
Please don't jinx it
No Rockies/Jints game thread?
>>67417884
m-make one
>Crawniked
ok ill make one.
brb
>Belt putting up MVP numbers
>Still hitting 5th
Why does espn and mlb.com give different distances for thhe same HR.
like last night stanton's homer was 475 on mlb but it was 490 on espn
>>67417884
Right here pham
>>67417914
Giants vs. Rockies
>>67417914
>>67417914
JINTS VS ROCKS
>>67418048
>>67418048
>>67418066
>>67418071
Kek, which do I choose?
>comfy team logo graphic
>sexy Kate Upton
Who will go to the world series first?
Nationals or Mariners?
