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NYG:Giants call 5th-rounder Perkins 'complete' RB
DAL:Jerry: Jaylon Smith (knee) not headed to IR
WAS:Jordan Reed signs five-year, $46.5M extension
WAS:Skins OC: Matt Jones can be every-down back
CLE:Hue: Crowell and Duke 'as good as I've seen'
DEN:Von will stay with Denver 'no matter what'
TEN:Bishop Sankey on the Titans' chopping block
SF:Gabbert 'taking control' at 49ers' workouts
OAK:Raiders GM: DeAndre Washington a complete RB
FA:Falcons look at free agent slot CB Leon Hall
BUF:Bills give Glenn 5-year deal, $36M guaranteed
NO:Saints lock up LT Terron Armstead through '21
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OAK: Raiders DE Mario Edwards Jr. finally given the medical all clear.
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ravens
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Tom Brady's cookbook is being released for the low, low price of $200.

That is right, for $200 you too can learn how to eat like a **champion**.
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>>67392160
>Using web traffic data from a single website to form an opinion.
>Using web traffic data from a shitty website to form an opinion.

The Rams were the most sold jerseys for the weekend were they not? 335% increase in jersey sales from previous years.
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>>67392171
STUD
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>>67392257
Not that I'm any fan of the spic infested hellzone that is LA, but St. Louis truly didn't deserve a football team. It's a decayed shithole full of Cardinal bandwagoners and nothing else, Kroenke is based for bolting from there.
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>>67392171
>NYG:Giants call 5th-rounder Perkins 'complete' RB
shouldve been a fucking eagle...
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Reminder that the NFC North will be the toughest division this year.
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People be hating on the new RGIII move. But honestly it's pretty smart for the Browns.
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Is it true that Brady supports Trump?
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>>67392434
Low risk, potential high reward. It was smart and with Hue it may give Browns fan something to cheer about. Finally.
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>@uSTADIUM 6m6 minutes ago
#Eagles reporter @RoobCSN believes QB Sam Bradford will retire.

AHAHAHAH
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>>67392505
>he has a good season
>Browns think he's their franchise QB and skip on any in the draft
>he reverts back to shitG3

It's destined to happen
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>>67392160
to be fair, its a large fucking area and a lot of people I've talked to aren't even aware that they're back. I even had one guy argue with me when I told him it was official now, and he was saying that they've been talking about that off and on since forever, and it's all just lip service and will go away again in a few years, it didn't matter what I heard, I heard wrong. so, guys like him are in for a shock. on the other hand, I've also noticed a huge increase in people wearing rams gear (thankfully, more of the blue and gold than the navy and copper).

I think it's likely that a lot of people won't realize that it's happened until the regular season actually starts and stuff actually is happening when LA residents are discussing their LOCAL team again, making other people do a double take. even then, it will probably take a full season or two for it to really be common knowledge and have the fever take within the fandom.
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>>67392544
Kek.
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>>67392586
didn't they pick up on that USC guy? kessler or whatever. not that USC quarterbacks are that much to be excited about, but it sorta kinda resembles a backup plan for QB by cleveland standards, no?
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got bored
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>>67392434
I'd like it if they had a remotely decent O-line. RG3 is going to literally die out there in the first game.
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>>67392665
join the club senpai
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The Detroit Lions are __________
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>>67392544
If that actually happens, Bradford will officially be the biggest pussy in the history of professional sports.
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>>67392707
cursed
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>>67392544
holy shit lel
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>Your team
>Team not in your division but you hate anyway
>What you think your team will most improve upon next season

Dolphins
Iggles
Pass rush
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>>67392689
>have no O-Line
>don't get one in the offseason
>need a QB to play behind it
>get rid of the guy known for sometimes making bullshit magic happen without an O-Line
>bring in the one who dies when he doesn't have a good O-Line
classic Cleveland
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>>67392733
Raiders
>Steelers, Busc, Pats

Secondary please god
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>>67392690
faggot memester

>>67392758
die raidnigger
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>>67392293
what year was this lol
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>>67392768
Get fucked_______ fag
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>>67392733
Raiders
Cowboys
Pass defense
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>>67392544
platinum mad
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Bosa will be a bust.
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>>67392733
>Stoolers
>Raiders and Cowgirls
>Secondary
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>>67392434
They're paying him like 5 or 6 million a year, that's fucking nothing for a starting QB. There are career backups in the NFL who get paid more.

What's actually retarded is the Iggles paying 20 million a year to Bradford who is made of glass no less than RG3 and then trade a boatload of draft picks to get a FCS QB.

>>67392689
>>67392744
Are you retards just memeing? Thomas, Bitonio and Greco are "no o-line?" Furthermore they drafted Coleman to replace Schwartz who left in FA.
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>>67392544
He will never get a starting job ever again in the league if he does this.
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>>67392293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNmq_qk2fps


never forget
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>>67392544
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>>67392248
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>>67392544

Holy shit that will be fucking hilarious, and I'm an Eagles fan. Feel sorry for the Rams for placing hope for so long in someone that turns out to be a petulant child.
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The ________ won the Foles/Bradford trade.
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>>67393019
Browns and Titans
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>>67392544
Jesus how butthurt can you get?
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>>67393019

Fans?
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>>67393019
memes
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>>67393019
Browns
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>>67393019
Literally the Browns.

>tfw Pettine actually pondered trading for Bradford last year
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>>67392956

welker seems like a bretty gud guy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBNp6Q20Wek
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>>67392733

>Eagles
>49ers
>Run D, I guess. Maybe Dragons.
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>>67392733

TTU
Bama(Fucking sick of Saban winning all the time)
Defense
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>>67393077
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>>67392956
Wes and Peyton have a pretty underrated broship.
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>>67392956
But West legit thinks he was at a ballroom.
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So, the jets are working out terron beckham, who will give this walking meme a shot?
>subnote, I really want it to be the pats since we havent had an actual RB since corey dillon
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>>67393118
Him and Smith are the only Cowboy's picks I liked, I think he'll be legit good
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hk6A3wM5M0
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>>67393140
Wes*
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>>67392366
No. The afc west and east are my her harder.
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>>67393179
>afc east
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>Tom Brady is, as of right now, still suspended for 4 games
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>>67393179
>AFC East

Patriots and three literal whos: the division
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>On Saturday during practice, Tannehill, after a couple of practice squad players forced turnovers, Tannehill made negative comments toward them, including saying: "Enjoy your practice squad paycheck, enjoy your practice squad trophy."

>Philbin told the practice squad players to take it easy on Tannehill to not affect the young quarterback's confidence.
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>He doesn't own all three jerseys from the most famous LB corps his team has ever assembled

Explain yourselves.
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>>67392434
because /sp/ likes shitting on the Browns for no reason because deep down they're scared that the Browns are on track to be a playoff contender in another year or two
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>>67392733
Broncos
Cheats, Xecucks, cowshits
Fucking QB
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>>67393230
>the Pats will still easily won their division
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>>67393249
not far from the truth. I can't find the stuff I did at the moment, but I had once compiled a list of all the gaps in wins between 1st and 2nd place in each division since realignment, and totaled it up by the amount of times each team has finished first and then averaged them. the patriots not only won the AFC East tons of times, but the gap they have over 2nd place was the largest of any team or division since 2002, and it wasn't close.
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>>67392929
And what have the Browns done with all that money they are saving at QB?
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>>67392247
can you just loop him doing the dance?
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Lmao best 1-2 punch reunited in football

Thank You Based Jim Bob Cooter
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>>67393230
>The eternal dumpster fire that is the Dolphins will still lose while Brady is out
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>>67393201
>>67393249
The bills and jets are both 8-8 or better teams. The jets almost made the playoffs last year. The nfc north on the other hand has the Loins and the Burs (both are terrible), and the vaqueens (overrated garbage).
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The Eagles are making the Wildcard and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>67393323
Well for one they didn't handcuff their shit for the next 5 years like the Saints.
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>>67393357
at least my team didn't choke away a perfect season, faggot
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>>67393308
Pass rush in week 17 absolutely fucked Brady, it only got better this offseason. They are almost guaranteed to win the division if the Bills are still shit, but the Pats beating us is not guaranteed.
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>>67393374
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>>67393357
Do you remember when you guys almost went undefeated, but then you didn't? I do.

As a matter of fact, there is only one team to ever go undefeated in the NFL. Who was that again?
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>>67393374
>The jets almost made the playoffs last year
The jets also were fortunate enough to be scheduled against the AFC South and NFC East last year, so take it as you will.
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>>67393250
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>>67392783
think it was right out of college
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>>67393275
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>>67393401
>before the salary cap era
>implying Dolphins didn't tamper to hire Shula
>implying Shula wasn't up to shady shit like pain killers and roids

>it only got better this offseason
>not learning your lesson of seasons past
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>>67393374
>The jets almost made the playoffs last year

Their victories last year:

>Browns
Shit

>Colts
Shit

>Dolphins
Shit

>Redskins
I'll give them a pass because they made the playoffs, otherwise shit

>Jaguars
Shit

>Dolphins
Shit

>Giants
Shit

>Titans
Shit

>Cowboys
Shit

>Patriots
Good
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>>67393401
>>67393423
>bragging about achievements that happened before you were even flying out of your dads balls
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>>67393484
For most of them it's before their dads were even born it was THAT long ago.
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>>67393423
>bragging about pre-cap era accomplishments
That's like Nanerfags and Steelerfags bragging about their championships.
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>>67393466
>Dolphins tampered to hire Shula
The AFL had different rules than the NFL, the Dolphins were trying to sign Shula before the merger and the paperwork only went through after. It as bullshit, we probably weren't even aware there were any such rules in the NFL.
>Implying Shula wasn't up to shady shit like painkillers and roids
No proof. People said Danny did coke before he was drafted, there is no proof of that either.
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>>67393472
**** Schefter is autistic
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>>67393484
The Dolphins have a perfect season

NE doesn't
cry some more
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>>67393275
I don't think you're right about anyone being scared of the Browns, but you're correct about the Browns being a meme that's just used as a comical relief by the media. The Rams for example have been absolutely dreadful after Kurt Warner left, literally not a single winning season after 2003. Their QBs in that period also look like a list of busts and literal whos, on par with the Browns. Yet you never hear anyone bring that up.
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>>67393521
>The Dolphins have a perfect season
and have been perennial dog shit since. i agree thats a fair trade
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>>67393505
Tom Brady's wife does photoshoots with black men and Tom Brady's favorite snack is avocado ice cream. I don't even need to say anymore.
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>>67393546
mad
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>>67393505
well it could be worse, at least all of those were in the modern era.
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>>67393523
because the Rams have an owl

the Browns also have a reputation of misery that goes back farther to the 80s when they were constantly heart-broken in the playoffs
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>>67393418
Ok ya this year the jests might as well just give up. But the afc west is brutal this year.
>defending superb owl champs with just as good d and a better offense (fucking scary)
>Raidniggers after filling gaps with draft and free agency, better all around
>chargers back after getting decimated by injuries
>chefs (meh, prolly still go 8-8 or better)
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Suspension
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>>67393553
prove it
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>>67393575
Literally who?
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>>67393585
Just keep replying m8, every troll knows, rage = reply, reply = power
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>>67393521
Before anyone even remembers lmao I doubt even your fucking grandpa remembers. And >>67393546
You cry more bitch nigga

>>67393550
Your whole team has been so shit that you've only witnessed them being the bottom feeders of the AFC East and eternal bitches to the Patiots, oh and you're a faggot trip who no one likes, literally worse than Sean and Old Bay.
I don't need to say anymore.
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>>67393564
Yes the Rams have an owl, however that owl happened fucking 16 years ago. And I mean, look at Tampa Bay too. Monumental busts, revolving door for coaches, yet you constantly hear about how they're "on the rise" while Cleveland only gets the LOL BROWNS comment literally no matter what they do.

I kind of blame Cleveland media for this shit, especially Tony Grossi (ESPN Cleveland) who made a career by just shitting on his hometown team endlessly.
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>>67393604
>i dont know what conversation is because im a permaNEET shut in

wew lad i dont need to be mad to make fun of shitty teams especially ones that go 8-8 every year
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>>67393625
>>67393643
>>67393521
holy fuck AFCE fags get mad easily
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>>67393505
lmao i spelled "worth" wrong? christ
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I bring you a visual of the 2016 Dolphins' season (no 2017 because they never go to the playoffs).

Source: I am from the future
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>>67393637
>yet you constantly hear about how they're "on the rise"
I never really hear this. I'm not arguing that the Rams haven't been on par with the Browns in terms of shittyness for the past 15 or so years but I'm just saying is it's because the Browns have been depressing for longer and Cleveland lost their team only to come back even worse
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>JEST
>JILLS
>LELPHINS
>CHEATS
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>>67393697
>overspend on a scheme-babby DT
>pay tannelel millions to get hit by defenders
>wonder why they get no where
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jfmsu2bhfamilia
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St. Louis
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Post busts
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>>67392544
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>>67393796
Ezekiel Elliott
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>>67393816
t. Michicuck
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>>67393796
4 first team all pro is hardly bust tier

so is blaine gabbert going to be the next Joe Montana?
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Kek at Lynch getting more media coverage than Goff and Wentz. Why was Lynch not the #1 overall QB prospect again?
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>>67393903
His name triggers the black folk
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>>67393884
>so is blaine gabbert going to be the next Joe Montana?

Jeff Driskel will be the next Joe Montana.
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>>67393719
>JEST
>JILLS
>LELPHINS
>CHEATS
>GAYVENS
>STOOLERS
>BUNGLES
browns
>QUEEFS
>CHORGERS
>DONKEYS
>FAGUARS
>TOXINS (suck dick)
>DOLTS
>TITS (just plane suck)
lions
>PUCKERS
>VIQUEENS (rip Prince)
>Burrs
>GNATS
>(reverse) COWGIRLS
>RETARDS
>IGGLES
>PUNTERS
>BUSC (hey hey tampa gay)
>AINTS
>FAILCONS
>69ERS
>ASSRAMMERS
>TARDINALS
>SHECOCKS
>OILERS
>STEAGLES
>CARD-PITT
>BROWNS
>OILERS
>YANKEES
>PIRATES
>BULLDOGS
>STEAMERS
>SPARTANS
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>>67393884
All in Detroit
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>>67393903

BECAUSE SHIT TEAMS DECIDE WHO IS BEST?
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>all these triggered patsfags
literally the most butthurt and insecure fanbase in all of american sports
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>>67393989
It doesn't help that none of Tom Brady's rings are legitimate. Forever *
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>>67393968
Repeat confirmed
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>>67393989
Is there a fanbase with a bigger victim complex? It must be so hard having all those championship winning teams.
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>>67394024

HE ISNT WONG
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>>67393989
Honestly I remember the Bulls dynasty, Cowboys dynasty, Lakers dynasty and none of their fans were so utterly bootyblasted and insecure as the Patriot fans.
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>>67394024
Bust confirmed.

Damn shame it had to happen at Rookie Camp.
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>>67393989
>can't stand the fact that Brady is the GOAT
>manufacture shitty cheating scandals to try to undermine his success
>literally air pressure

Stay mad, NFL
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>>67394024
GOFF BTFO
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>>67393989
Yet fans of shit-tier teams get so absolutely assblasted anytime they win that they make up excuses instead of outright admitting that their teams just suck.

Doesn't apply to other division leading teams.
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>>67393903
Because the Broncos are based as fuck and destined to repeat. Who gives a fuck what the shitty ass Rams and Iggles are doing?
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PREDICT THE NEXT SB


PATS-BRONCOS
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Thoughts on Buckner? Will he make any impact on the d-line?
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>>67394063
>instead of admitting their teams just suck

That literally does not happen, people on here admit their teams suck ALL the time
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>>67394087

PACKERS SEAKEKS
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>>67394087
>
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>>67394094
I'm a Gnats fan we fucking suck
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>>67394087
>both afc teams

I think that's the joke, but it's not funny
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>>67393903
cause Giggles and Rasms will suck
Lynch could feasibly be a game manager and make the playoffs
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>>67394087
>SB
>2 AFC teams

Never go full retard
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Brady is just magic in the fourth quarter. To think they were a missed extra point from another Super Bowl this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w9jKneVrho
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>>67394087
>pats fans
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>>67393915
No he fucking won't you regard.
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>>67393915
They said the same about RICK MIRER
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>>67394148
Yes he will. Driskel was THE biggest steal in the draft.
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>>67394039
>Honestly I remember
No you don't, lying newfag. Not only were they on damage control when Jordan left, Cowboys quickly went downhill, Kobr literally deteriorating on the floor, but they're still on damage control.

>muh 6 rings GOAT
Yeah, but that's was 20 years ago, and the Bulls are East trash.

Cowboy fans only talk about their glory days, especially ones who had to settle for reading in on Wikipedia like Tiki and many others

Lakers have been holding onto the past while they witnessed Kobr become absolute shit
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>>67394148
>regard
is the florida heat melting your brain my man?
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>>67394087
>the city of Boston
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>>67394148
Never go full regard
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>>67394193

LMAO
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[trigger warning]
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Amendola restructured again
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>>67394185
They were on damage control AFTER their team became shit. Meanwhile the Patsfags are being blasted up the ass when their team is actually still good.
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>>67394185
>>67394039
>FUCK YOU I WAS ON /SP/EE FOR EVERY DYNASTY EVER
NO YOU WEREN'T
>FUCK YOU YES I WAS
NO YOU WEREN'T
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>>67394250
/sp/ does stand for shit posting...
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>>67394229

POWER!!!!!!!!!
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>>67394250
>/sp/

I'm talking about fans in general, you retard. The Bulls had their dynasty 10 years before /sp/ was a thing.
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Why can't (you) people not shitpost for one thread?

Discuss football or leave.
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navy players should be barred from being able to even enter the draft
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>>67394362

(You)
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>>67394305
FUCK YOU I WAS HERE SHITPOSTING DURING THE BEARS DYNASTY IN THE 1940'S. YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN YET, FAGGOT
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>>67394384
army beta detected
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>>67393968
I'm just so happy he's ours :)))
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>>67394401
The good old days, before dindus had equal rights...
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>>67394415
enjoy having no long snappers
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>>67394305
>>67394401
>>67394429

Man, pre-2000s /sp/ would've been goat
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>>67394430
>
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whats up with todd bowles he sounds like a black hillbilly
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>>67394415
>>67394430
That sucks desu
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>>67394477
http://cinemablaze.com/2016/05/07/patriots-long-snapper-joe-cardona-could-miss-year-due-to.html
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>>67394524
same shit was said last year.
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>>67394477
Dammit bb, he's most likely leaving to fulfill his Navy duty. Get it together, booboo.
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>>67394544
last year his assignment was delayed so he could play. not going to happen every year
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>>67394477
what a meathead
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>>67394598
IIRC still participated in navy drills, he missed a few patriots practices.

>>67394578
Shh

>>67394617
I'll give you a meathead
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>>67394672
are you still prowling for tail in power lifting threads on /fit/?
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>>67394733
Occasionally visit to help sean BTFO inferior gymjunkies

Hightest tail is gross.
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Just saw captain america, it sucked.
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>>67394778
sean is gay when is mayo coming back?
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>>67394790
Why is that guy wearing a 49ers jersey at a Rams press conference, I thought they were rivals?
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Bosa will be elite
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>>67394827
It's a Cardinals jersey you moron...
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>>67394827
b8
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>>67394811
Been missing since February. By now the hungry meese have scattered his body parts.

Elvis is the #2 pats trip now.
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>>67394836
I have it on good authority that will be a BUST.
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>>67394858
Oh, I get it. They're bro-teams because they both successfully escaped St. Louis, so they're rubbing it in now, right?
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>>67394905
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Danny is the all-time best quarterback as far as raw talent and passing ability go. There is no way to prove this wrong.
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>>67394905
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>>67394981
yeah he's not too bad, but being talented and being the best aren't the same thing.
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>>67394981
>Danny is the all-time best quarterback as far as raw talent and passing ability go

Nope! That's Jeff Driskel.
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>>67394672
sounds good 2 me
>>67394827
practice jersey
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>>67395023
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>>67395038
Well excuuuuuuuse me princess, he's wearing a 49ers practice jersey at a Rams press conference then. That doesn't change the point.
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>>67394836
TRUTH
https://vine.co/v/iawxnQBhx26
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Elway > Montana > Marino
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>>67395073
montana is absolutely beside himself there
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>>67394981
>There is no way to prove this wrong

There's also no way for you to prove it right.
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>>67395093
>Elway > Montana > Marino
And then Favre, Peyton, and Brady.
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>>67395023
Almost this, except Brady is the GOAT.
Annd fruitcake Rodgers has much more talent and passing ability.
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>when you find out the chargers cucked the cowboys out of bosa
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>>67395093
Elway got BTFO by Montana so hard that he still holds the record for biggest Super Bowl blowout in NFL history.
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>>67395122
>Chargers get a meme bust
>Cowboys get Emmitt Smith 2.0
how are the Cowboys the ones who were cucked?
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>>67393179

YFW the AFC was the deepest division in football last year and had the one of the best teams in the league, 2nd best record for their second team, best record of any third place team and best record of any fourth place team.
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>>67395155
Emmitt wasn't good
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>>67394401
>>67394462
Can you imagine how much /sp/ would have hated Elway after all those Owl losses?
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>>67395094
I agree, I'd be besides myself too if I had the honor of meeting Dan Marino.
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>>67395131
>55-10 is still the biggest owl blowout
that's saying something, considering that 43-8 happened, and the league is more skewed towards offenses and away from defenses now.
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>>67395155
>meme bust

those projections. Did your daddy touch you in inappropriate places? Show me on the future Pro Bowl DE where he touched you.
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>>67395093
>salary-cheating babby is the best

Are you high on man-pole again, buubuu?

It's Brady/Montana > Favre > Marino > Elway > Peyton
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>>67395155
there were reports of the cowboys war room going dead after the bosa pick was announced
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>>67395162
>all-time leading NFL rusher
yeah definitely wasn't any good
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>>67395175
well that makes sense since you'd have the honor of sharing company with someone way better than you, but for montana it was just another day in the league, another chump to squash.
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>>67395210
Not GOAT, best of those 3.
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Where do Unitas, Starr, and those other older greats fit in the rankings? Do they just not count?
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>>67395210
>Elway can't be the GOAT because he cheated
>Brady is the GOAT

Uhhh. What?
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>>67395249
I think they should have their own all-time great list, separate from the 80s and on.
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staubach where?
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>>67395228
>"I'd love to see Danny in the league today... With the rules the way they are, he'd shatter the records all over again. Danny just never had a defense." -Joe Montana
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>>67395122
If the Cowshits really wanted him that just confirms he will bust
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>>67394799

It was really average boosted by enjoyable fan service. As good as BvS. But both pretty average.
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>>67395303
A retirement home.
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>>67395276
Where did I say HE cheated? Did Elway control the franchise at that time? No. So therefore HE didn't cheat, fucking retard. What I said was that he depended on the salary cap being played with for him to finally bring two home.
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1. Brady
2. Elway
3. Montana
4. Manning
5. Staubach

Discuss.
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>>67395077
princess is a cute nickname though
>>67395101
>34-9
kek
>>67395249
you can't compare them because of when they played
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>Elway was better than Montana

When did this shit meme start?
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>>67394799
>>67395320
I mean it was about what I expected, and enjoyable if not good, which are different things. I can see some people complaining since both that and BvS were advertised as "the heroes are fighting each other!" and there was only about 10-15 minutes of actual huge battle in each, but that's how it should be.

the spiderman and antman scenes were fucking gold though, as far as bit parts go.

>>67395304
so he was amazingly talented and one of the best offensive forces ever, that doesn't make him the best. to be the GOAT you need to have had success, not just potential.
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>>67395339
Ok so you're criticizing Elway for something he had absolutely nothing to do with. What was he supposed to do, not throw the ball to his teammates cause they stretched the cap rules? Yeah, that makes more sense.
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>>67395383
Elway isn't a top tier quarterback unless you're a Broncos fan. He was talented and mobile, but compare him to Marino, Montana, Kelly, Favre, etc. and there isn't a whole lot to compare. I can definitely see why Broncos would worship him, but if anyone ever puts him in their top 5 they probably also have Young somewhere up there, too.
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>>67395353
Shit list. End of discussion.
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>>67395383
elway was more talented than montana, not better
montana also had a GOAT candidate coach, some of the greatest defenses of all time, the greatest receiver of all time, and the greatest backup of all time to pick up the slack when he got injured
elway had shannon sharpe and TD for a couple years
montana's circumstances were infinitely better than elway, and he had the success to show for it
he was the better quarterback at being a quarterback (e.g. making your team play to its full potential, winning the owl, etc.) and more successful, but not more talented at all
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>>67395407
>You need to have had success
>You
Marino did have success, the Dolphins, however, did not. He never had a defense to work with like Montana did. He also had JJ in the last breath of his career when he was most desperate to win, and JJ didn't like Danny.

Shula also had faults in his own right. He put too much stock on Danny because he believed he was a literal God who was capable of winning games by himself. He decided it was a good idea to stack the offense and almost completely ignore the defense. The Dolphins averaged something like 45 points a game under Shula with Danny at the helm, and they didn't make the playoffs most of those years. Tell me that has anything to do with Danny.
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>>67395101
>http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap3000000432991/Week-12-Lions-vs-Patriots-highlights

Good times
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Elway is the GOAT for cucking Cleveland 3 times in legendary fashion.

And he played in 5 fucking Super Bowls. Most until Brady just recently.
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Top 15 QBs on modern reputation, in no particular order

Montana
Marino
Brady
Peyton
Favre
Elway
Kelly
Staubach
Bradshaw
Aikman
Young
Unitas
Warner
Moon
Fouts

Honorable Mention: Raiders QBs
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>>67395531
>"I cut him. We took a knee, so I cut the nose," Raiola said. "They went for a touchdown at two minutes; they could have taken three knees and the game could have been over.
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>>67395411
>implying Brady doesn't get tacked onto Belichick's game-taping tactics only because he's the QB
Yes, yes I am

>muh deflategate re-ruling
Except the 4-game suspension was brought back not on "evidence" (which there's never been any) but whether or not Jewdell was allowed to exercise that power, which he shouldn't.
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>>67395654
Rivers > Fouts
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>something we can all agree on
Peyton's owl losses were against better teams than Brady's, but Brady's owl wins were against better teams than Peyton's.
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>>67395546
>E-Elway is the GOAT because he lost 3 straight Owls!

Here's your >(You)
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>>67395654

>No Flutie
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>>67395206
what does "Can't mimosa the bosa" even mean? I know Chargers fans were unimaginative hacks but that's a new level of terrible.

You couldn't think of anything actually clever?
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>>67395688
Oh right sorry, how many league MVPs and All-Pros does Rivers have? It's more than Fouts, or else you wouldn't be saying that right?
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>>67395664
What the fuck are you even talking about? I never even mentioned the video taping, but Brady is confirmed to have been directly involved in deflategate. Meanwhile, you're holding the salary cap stretching against Elway even though you already admitted he had nothing to do with it. Nice double standards there m8ey. Bradyfag confirmed.
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>>67395693
manning's teams that lost were both better than brady's 2011 team though
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>>67395693
I'd argue the 2015 panthers were better than any team brady faced except maybe for the GSOT

but peyton was a liability, not a strength in that owl so it's a moot point
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>>67395721
I think he meant NFL greats only, not CFL ones.
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>>67395740
Canadian opinions are irrelevant
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>>67395787
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>>67395768
You didn't, but even before deflategate, people would use the videotaping against him, even when it wasn't his fault. And yes it's a double standard, in both accounts. The only difference is Elway choked 3 super bowls before his team cheated the cap, then "magically" won two.

Oh also
>be a Patsfag
>not being a Bradyfag
Captain Obvious strikes again.
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>>67393423

Wait what? What NFL team went 19-0?
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>>67393519
That makes a lot more sense than the 3 year
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>>67395870
Is self accountability just a complete foreign concept to Patsfags? You fucking cheated, own up to it. At least embrace it like Raiders fans do, maybe then no one would hate you as much. I hope you choke on those 4 suspensions.
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>Jordan Devey waived
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>>67395870
>being this much of a hypocritical retard

Holy shit. I'm done wasting my time arguing your dumb ass.
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>>67395951
The 1972 Dolphins.

It should be noted we only played against two teams with a winning record in the regular season that year and it also happened in an era where running the football was about 99.9% of the playcalling. But we did it all with Bob Griese down, I think that happened in like week 5 or something, too.
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nice number
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>>67396086
>we
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>>67396086
stop saying "we" you colossal aspie
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finish him and old bay are the same person
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>>67396137
>>67396140
But we wuz world champs n shit
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>>67396162
This makes a lot of sense actually.

Also filtering both improves threads dramatically
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>5

He should have went full DICK and kept his 14 and shitted all over Fitz.

I guess they still plan on signing him.
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>>67396283
>shittadelphia
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>>67396162
Yo Krabs, shut up.
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>>67396283
What is Wentz too good to fly coach?
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>>67396283
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>>67396379
That is coach..
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>>67396379
Flying private is something everyone should do once. It's the tits
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>>67396394
so this is why edp is so """"fit""""
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>>67396438
EDP is californian though.
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>>67396430
Yeah I'm sure it is, but why the fuck is anyone suggesting that because the Iggles are flying Wentz over coach and Elliott is flying on the Cowboys' own jet that it somehow makes a difference? Fucking Joe Montana and the 49ers in their dynasty years flew on a piece of shit jet.
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>>67396394
I want that... in my ass.
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>>67396394
>spicy cream cheese

what the hell?
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>Working out to stay in shape before rookie minicamp in Oakland in Philly
>Have to go to some small gym to work out
>Literally only 6 45 pound plates and 4 of them are being used
>My warm up sets for squat literally start at 315 lbs
>Patiently wait for other people to finish with weights
>Once I finally start I can feel the eyes of literally everyone watching me in the gym
>Get subconcious


FUCKING NORMIES I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE STARE REEEEEEEEEEEEE


t.oni
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>>67396438
>edp
>living in philly
pick uno
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>>67396467
>>67396543
why is a fat black in cali a fan of the eagles?
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>>67396555
idk why is a crab a fan of the jets?
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>>67396555
>why is a fat black in cali a fan of the eagles?
Autism, my man
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>>67396555
More importantly

Why is a twink faggot in Florida a fan of the packers?
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wILL HE BE GUD?
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wew lads
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>>67396592
in snooks defense all the florida teams are garbage
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>>67395981
I wasn't talking about the team as whole, I was talking about Brady, Finfag. He asked if I would actually tack the salary cheating onto Elway, and I said yes, the same way the videotaping was tacked onto Brady. The only difference was how it wasn't till the salary cheating that Elway was able to win an Owl, two actually.

>>67396053
Yes because thinking the rules should be broken to punish a player you hate isn't being just as hypocritical.
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>>67396555
its california, land of tourists and transplants. it's just how it is here, even without considering LA didn't have a local team for 20 years. in the next week I'll probably see people wearing gear for 20 or more of the league's teams, and that's perfectly normal here.
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>>67396592
dont be mean to sneak :<
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>>67396628
Every team will be garbage at some point. If you pick a team based on how good they are you'll be a bandwagon forever, moving from team to team.
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>>67396661
so wait, sneak has other people to not handle the banter in his place now? I didn't realize it got that bad.
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>>67396635
Elway can't be held directly responsible for any salary mischief. You can make the argument that he might have known about it so he is just as much to blame, but he himself did not carry it out.

Brady on the other hand deflated footballs himself. Elway as far as I am aware never did anything like that.
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Did you guys know that BB is actually Sneak?
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>>67396690
Just out of curiosity, did you ever see Prime Marino play? I would hate to have been a fan of a shit team my whole life. Granted I was able to catch the Pats shit the bed for years, especially in that Owl vs the Packers, but then the wounds were healed by Kraft, Belichick and Brady.
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>>67396733
Fuck, I sent my Rodgers nudes to him
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>>67396733
w-what a ridiculous accusation
>>
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>>67396832
Copycat faggot the cardinals are MINE MINE MINE
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>>67396832
>mfw supermac doesnt come here anymore because i keep posting this every time he shows up
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>>67396793
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>>67396730
>Deflategate
Are you fucking dense? I said VIDEOTAPING, as in pre-Deflategate, which was tacked onto him just how you say that maybe Elway knew about the salary cheating.

And even if Deflategate came into account, there's no hard proof/evidence of him doing it, regardless of how fishy things look. It's why the ruling came down to whether or not Jewdell was within his power to punish a player over "more likely than not" meaning "eh, I think he might've done it, let's punish him". The same type of punishment PED users and woman beaters get. Yet biased fans can't seem to accept that maybe Brady didn't do it. I know you won't.
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>>67396730
>yfw even a multimillion dollar investigation found that Brady was only "more probably than not" "at least generally aware" of football deflating
Doesn't sound like he did it himself senpai
>>
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>>67396793
Nope, never saw Danny play in his prime. I'm 24, I am only old enough to remember the beginning of the end.
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>>67396832
cuck?
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>>67396832
anyone have the screen cap where he was defending changing or following multiple teams?
it had a picture of a seahawks fan mom and a patriots fan son attached to it
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>>67396870
>endlessly posting pics off Google
Well did you or did you not see Prime Marino play? Do you actually have these memories in your brain or are you like many other Cowcucks where they had to learn of their glory days from their parents or off Wikipedia?
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>>67396661
tfw no snea-kun bf

>>67396928
Why are you posting these
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>>67396620
he'll have one really good game a year and be okay the rest of it
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>>67396876
>>67396874
He didn't do it himself, he had the equipment manager do it under his direction.
>Literally called him "The Deflator" in the texts
>Brady later claimed UNDER OATH that this nickname was because the guy was "losing a lot of weight"
>Gave the guy shoes and signed merchandise
>"ITS GAHBIGE BRADY DINDU NUFFIN"
Fuck off.
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>>67396917
>>67396946
Should've refreshed.

Well bummer, cause he was pretty awesome to see. I can barely remember from seeing him going up against the Pats, but yeah he was good.
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>>67396793
desu sitting through the shit years and the heartbreak just makes it more potentially rewarding in the end
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>>67396730
>brady on the other hand deflated footballs himself
>>67396994
>he didn't do it himself
>>
is garopollo going to play in those 4 games or will they leave it to that new nigger QB?
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>>67397005
that only matters if "in the end" you actually bounce back to being the best again

that's one of the reasons why people pity browns fans, because they stick with them even though they think they will suck or be mediocre forever, with no hope of real success.
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>>67396946
>Patsfags in charge of reading
I literally do not post without my trip without announcing I am taking it off for a while to lay low. If you haven't noticed, I'm not around 24/7. I stopped posting with my trip sometime around week 10 for reasons you'd know if you've been here longer than that, but seeing as how you're a Patsfag you're probably brand new, fresh out of the box like 99% of their fanbase.
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>>67397043
Neither

Edelman will start at QB.
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>>67397030
Elway when he was QB didn't control the cap or who was signed. He was however part of the team, so you can technically hold him accountable for it.

Brady directed the equipment manager to deflate the balls, that is nowhere near close to the accountability level you could hold Elway to.
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>>67397096
You literally and ironically contradicted yourself within two posts
It's obvious you're grasping at straws mate
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>>67397049
that's why i said potentially

I'll never actually know if I'll make it in time to see the jets win an owl

but hell i'm going to cry like a bitch if they ever do

i'm sure there are 80+ year old cub fans who's last wish before they go is to see the impossible happen
>>
This has been a especially good thread. Nice way to kick off the weekend.
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>>67396994
And as fishy/lazy as all that is, they couldn't find actual evidence or texts (like replies from Brady) from the phones they confiscated. The incompetent NFL refs couldn't remembers which gauges they used, they lied about the size of needles they used (literally measured one from the tip to the bottom of the needle and the other from the tip to where you screw it onto the pump). Literally the Colts player who supposedly mentioned that the ball was deflated came out to say that he never said that. They couldn't fight against the lack of actual proof or science that proved why the balls were slightly deflated (just like 3 of the Clots), so they had to rely on whether or not he was able to do punish him.

I know you're deadset on wanting to believe Brady did it based on what you've said, but you're ignoring practically the rest of the case.

>>67397005
Oh Krabs...I don't think that will happen for you guys.
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>>67397124
All you need to know is that Brady is suspended for 4 games.
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>>67396540
it don't matter what they think Haddy
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>>67397167
have they been dull lately? I haven't been around to see.
>>
>On Saturday during practice, Tannehill, after a couple of practice squad players forced turnovers, Tannehill made negative comments toward them, including saying: "Enjoy your practice squad paycheck, enjoy your practice squad trophy."

>Philbin told the practice squad players to take it easy on Tannehill to not affect the young quarterback's confidence.
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>>67397249
>have they been dull lately?
It's May what do you think?
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>>67393351
>Jim Bob Cooter

What a fucking name
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>>67397167
Hey brother. What happened to Lamar Miller's Scruffy Goatee and TanneILL?

>>67397170
>but you're ignoring practically the rest of the case
I'm a very simple man, if it looks like bullshit, smells like bullshit, and sounds like bullshit, then it probably is bullshit. And, well, you said it yourself. It sounds fishy.
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>>67397170
>1970-1987: Dolphins Era
>1988-1995: Bills Era
>1996-Present: Patriots Era

we're next in line cap it
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>>67397249
I think a shitposting singularity is getting closer, heralded by the return of one of my kin and people getting antsy/hyped now that the draft has happened

>>67397324
Scruffy Goatee's disappeared, maybe gone for the offseason. Either that or he followed Miller to Houston and got shot on the way there because someone thought he was an illegal.

TanneILL is Pray4Bosh now - he's got more faith that the Heat can do something worthwhile
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>>67396940
couldn't find the cap in the archive but I found the thread
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http://www.vikings.com/media-vault/videos/Moritz-Boehringer-Highlights-from-Rookie-Minicamp/f7b9ff6e-3bde-40fe-a6e1-c3697588087a

ELITE
1
3
3
7
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>>67397380
I'll probably get shit on by other Patsfags, but I've been wanting the Jest to git gud for a good while now. I had fun going to games against the Jets when Rex was around to try to fuck >our shit up before Sanchez became The Buttfumble.

It's not the oldest of rivalries, but it's my favorite.
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>>67397380
>jest
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>>67397299
some offseasons are worse than others. the worst parts are usually in july anyways, may still has some neat things in these threads sometimes

>>67397398
>I think a shitposting singularity is getting closer
wouldn't that require that all posters become shitposters? so if even one of us refuses to shitpost, then it's not a singularity.
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>>67397548
>ladies and gentleman your current denver broncos starting QB
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>>67397380
Namath sold the team to the devil for that meme super bowl win.
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>>67397596
Makes sense, since he already had no soul to give.
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>>67397579
I was thinking of a singularity in math terms, which would be a result rather than a condition. Even then it doesn't quite make sense, but the idea of /nfl/ becoming a self-perpetuating shitpost makes it sound about right.
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>>67397548
>yfw the butt fumble has its own wikipedia page

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_fumble
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>>67397662
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>>67397476
>The German wide receiver -- selected in the sixth round of last week's draft -- got sick several times in the unseasonable Minnesota heat at Minnesota Vikings rookie camp on Friday, according to ESPN.com. Temperatures soared over 90 degrees, causing a literal shock to Boehringer's system
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>>67397380
>>
2sp00ky
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>people still about the buttfumble
>people will still talk about it till i die
>humanity will die out in a >million years and aliens will visit and one of the first artifact this new intelligent life form will find will be the buttfumble


fuck if i had a time machine and i could only use it once i would seriously consider using it to stop this


or having the jets draft montana marino or brady

i fucking hate you mark sanchez
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>>67398084
>born to play for the Jags

Should've been aborted, 2bh.
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>>67392171
>Ladies and supreme gentlemen, your Super Bowl LI MVP
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>>67398085
even I find buttfumble hilarious

we were a terrible team that year, it's not like it was a soul crushing playoff loss
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>>67398084
>sept.3
>9/3
>9+3=12
>12-1=11
>9/11
spoopy indeed
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>>67398188
>TFW you know about soul crushing playoff and Owl losses
>Even that one to the $(ers
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>>67398188
Man, both suck ass 2bh. Fans of bad teams use the "at least it wasn't a soul crushing playoff loss" to compensate for seeing their team shit the bed the whole season. Opposite goes for fans of good teams.

>>67398325
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOaoW7hhD6I
can relate
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>>67398487
Lel Gronk was so mad.
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>>67392652
Hue fell in love with Kessler. He comes a pro style team. Hopefully he does something good, but I want him to sit a year or two.
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>>67398325
i was 6 when sb29 happened so "muh 5 rings" is a distant memory. since then it's been

>cucked by bort forf
>steve finally cucking him but then being violently murdered the next season
>warren "fall guy" sapp causing york sr. to start the wild ride by firing mooch
>finally getting gud after almost 10 years but only resulting in cucked three consecutive seasons
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>>67398639
2BH >you didn't deserve that loss to the Ravens. You can always go full stoolers and say "muh Lombardis"
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>>67398487
it sucked at the time but it's been years now so i dont care

these losses to buffalo were way worse imo, since we were 10-4 outside of games with buffalo
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>>67398325
Goddamn the Broncos would have bootyblasted the $(ers that year.
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>>67398770
i guess 5-1 is better than 5-8 or 1-2

but harbs getting fired and based drunken master scott mclovin's roster withering away means muh 5 rings are just distant, hollow solace
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>>67398325
>that fucking game

Still makes me mad. That was first time I truly bought into the Peyton playoff choker hype. He was terrible the game. The only reason it was even close was Trindon fucking Holiday.
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>>67398639
It's because you guys had Moss on the team. Moss cursed the Pats too...
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>>67392943
That would *kind of* be the point, wouldn't it? I mean, he's RETIRING.
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>>67398868
it sucks cause my first football game was our last owl win, and we really haven't done shit since. some would call that a bait and switch I guess.

still the best franchise in the state though, for now.
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>>67399001
you can come back from retirement you know, it's not permanent, like death. I really don't see the difference whether he chooses to retire or not though, since nobody wants him at his price anyways. that's basically everyone else choosing for him to retire, he's just agreeing.
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>>67399012
oh man what if the raiders win 2 more owls? will niners fans literally kill themselves?
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>>67392315
Nth for the Browns winning finally
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>>67399052
I might if Carr is the second coming of football
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>>67399052
They'll just switch teams
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>>67399052
>MFW then they move to Vegas
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>>67399090
Fuck you Canada, go jerk off to some Megatron Webms
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>>67399012
>still the best franchise in the state though, for now.

and the only cali team that hasn't been to los angeles at any point in its history. :^)

>>67399052
they'll need to win 6. if they stay at 5 for a while, it'll wear off like how the cowshits' latest ring is technically newer
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>>67399052
no? in case you don't remember, the raiders were one of the best franchises in football before anyone ever really realized we existed, and we usurped them. if they take the throne back, then we'll just have to win even more. for every owl they get, we should try for three. I mean, it's not like the chargers or rams will ever really contend for next in line, right? so all we gotta do is keep the raiders down.
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>>67399118
>>67399150
i mean in my hypothetical you guys would just continue to suck shit while they were the dominant team in the NFL
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>>67399118
actually its also one of the only californian teams period that was designed as one, and we've stayed in our market through our entire history. the a's, giants, and dodgers all came from elsewhere, and the other football and basketball teams have all moved. I guess that just leaves us and... the angels, and padres? and maybe hockey teams, but I don't know much about those ones.
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>>67399052
Wouldn't mind seeing the Raiders take the AFC the next couple of years. I still think Tannehill could be relative to how Carr performed this season if we gave him linemen that didn't get beat on snap. The Raiders' line is pretty top tier, and it only got better this offseason. I'm curious how Carr will be under a shit line, just like I'm curious how Tannehill will be under a competent one. I'm just tired of seeing guys literally roll over on snap. I literally think we could put edp as a guard and he'd pull a better job off.
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>>67399254
>I literally think we could put edp as a guard and he'd pull a better job off.
well he couldn't do much worse, and he'd probably be cheaper. all you'd have to do is pay him the league minimum plus all the chicken nuggets he can eat.
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>>67399291
>the league minimum plus all the chicken nuggets he can eat
That's gotta be at least triple the minimum though
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>>67399321
eh, you might be right.
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>>67399221
>both bay area teams
>being good at the same time for more than a couple of seasons

although it'd be schadenfreude to oakland if they won a ring during their first season in vegas, much like they did in LA
>>
WENTZ
>>
BOEHRINGER
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>>67399438
imagine a niners-raiders super bowl played in Levi's, that'd be pretty great. the media would never shut up about earthquakes though.
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>>67399517
that has the potential to be either really, really great or suicidally horrifying
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>>67399629
you mean for us, or for football in general? cause I think it's a win for football either way. or maybe if we played each other anywhere, but we both had 5 owls at the time and the owl winner would take the lead. that'd mean that we'd either squash their resurgence or they'd bury us for good.
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>>67399697
it's kinda amazing they never faced each other in the owl during the 80's when both were really good
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>>67399718
FIXED
NFL knew bodies would literally drop during the game. Fans fucking hate each other.
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>>67399718
the 80s NFC was pretty fucking tough, it's amazing in and of itself that we made half of the NFCCGs in that span, let alone that we only lost one of them. if anything, it's more the raiders' fault that they couldn't make it up there often as well, but whatever. I hope it happens someday that I'm alive to see.
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Aaron Rodgers
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>>67399874
Tony Romo
>>
Is Foster still a free agent? If so why haven't the Texans picked him back up, he still has something left in sure.
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r8
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>>67400168
Solid and I like you're not overrating the RBs

Can't believe you guys as have 1st round CBs on your fucking roster now
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>>67399697
>or they'd bury us for good.

yeah, for >us.

as for football, it'll be one of the GOAT owls if it's bitterly contested to the very end and not some blowout
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>>67400281
Four 1st round CBs*
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>>67400168
Pretty good, though I'd downgrade Whitworth to great, upgrade Huber to elite, and downgrade Hill to bad.
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>>67400293
well then, what would be the best possible owl ever to see as a niners fan? it's not like we've got many real rivals in the AFC.
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>>67400353
Whitworth is as elite as you can get at LT

He's seriously right up their with Joe Thomas, Joe Staley and Tyron Smith
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>>67400168
How do you rate Dennard?
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>>67400397

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love Whitworth and he has been at the top of the elites in years past, but he's starting to show his age and I just can't see him being elite-tier in 2016. I've been to a lot of Cinci games, and there were times last year when I felt he was getting pushed around much more than he used to.
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>>67400477
Fair call I can't argue with a fan watching their games live

I was really hoping you guys would finally fall off this year losing Hue Jackson, your D line coach and Reggie Nelson especially but then you guys went and absolutely killed the draft as usual while we shit the bed hard because muh value

I just hope we don't finish 4th in the division. I would honestly be happy with 9 wins the way the roster looks right now
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Singles and Steelers win da owl
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>>67400665
almost demonically accurate
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>>67400805
Neat
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>>67400546
What exactly is wrong with the Ravens' draft?

Stanley was a great pick he'll be a franchise tackle and I've heard a lot of buzz about some LB you guys got

Newsome has been consistently great I wouldn't doubt him he knows how to find guys that fit your scheme
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>>67400665
Marino sucks, Kelly was better
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>>67400665
We need less dolphins trips desu
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>>67400885
this, have you gained weight btw?
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>>67400855
It's mainly the fact we missed out on our top tagerts at pick 6 as we were mainly targeting Jalen Ramsey and Ezekiel Elliot and then in round 2 we traded back twice and the 2nd tradeback we missed our on both Noah Spence and Reggie Ragland thus we had to go with Correa

I love Tavon Young, Alex Lewis, Kenneth Dixon and Matt Judon in rounds 4 and 5 but we whiffed at the top of the draft which has happened basically every year since 2010 for us and it sucks
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>>67400468
he's looked solid in the limited time he's got to play but he really hasn't been tested much and has been injured a lot

basically too early to really judge hopefully he can step up this year now that Leon Hall is gone
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>>67400912
Yeah..why
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>>67400885
I can't remember the last time I was in a dolphins gamethread, do they still spam anime? we play them again this year so I just wanna know if I should avoid that one entirely.
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>>67392733

colts
cowboys
o-line
>>
>tfw no 1994 Raiders-49ers owl
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>>67400979
Prob not.
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>>67400955
what is that
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>>67401019
>alternate history
>raiders get absolutely rekt by based young instead
>chargers have no owl appearances
I'd be okay with this
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>>67400955
it shows
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>>67401019
>or 2002 or 1983
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>>67401098
Or he throws 5 picks

>>67401117
>2002
Raiders BTFO of SF 48-21
>1983
Get BTFO 38-9


Oh man
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>>67401091
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areca_nut

:3 hint

>>67401100
Don't be rude.
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>>67401117
>2002
fuck don't remind me, that bucs game was a slaughter. we shouldn't have done nearly that badly but were made to look like a fucking pop warner team.
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>>67401167
>steve young
>throwing interceptions in a super bowl
haha, good one
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>>67401181
2002 bucs aint no joke
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>>67401169
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areca_nut
looks pretty cool
cancer is bad though that's why i stopped smoking cigs
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>>67393230
I bet he's related to Daniel Tosh.
>>
I'm here to tell you first.

Paxton Lynch WILL start over Sanchez in the first regular season game. He will outperform him in preseason and earn the starting job.

Cap this.
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>>67401213
no man it wasn't just that. turnovers, sacks, red zone failures, it was just all over the place and horrible. even with that fucking defense they had, we should've only lost by 2 scores. I think we could've taken the eagles in the NFCCG too, but still. it was terrible to watch. my dad was trying to console me since I was really getting into football by that time, only for his team to get shellacked in the owl a couple weeks later.
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>>67401240
wouldn't be surprised. Elway already said he thinks he'll be a quick learner
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>>67401213
>rampaging defense
>caused the yorks to put the entire roster and coaching staff on the chopping block

like they're the '13 us12s prototype
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>>67401240
No fucking chance. I'd bet my house on Sanchez being the day 1 starter. Lynch just isn't ready yet. Elway and Kubiak will bring him along slowly, as they should.
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>>67394185

Well Patsfags have good reason to be insecure

>literally an asterisk next to every title
>get caught cheating after winning 3 straight
>irrelevant for over a decade after
>when you finally win another title, cheating comes up again
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>>67401439
Sanchez is losing that job in camp. Lynch is getting on the job experience, and its for the best.

This 'he's gotta sit' thing is such a meme half the time.
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>>67401473
Nah there's no fucking way. Lynch has almost no experience playing under center. He's got way too much on his plate to even think about winning the starting job. Meanwhile Sanchez has been in Denver working out with the other first teamers for two months already. It's a great sign if Lynch somehow does end up the starter, but I'd be shocked if that happens.
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>>67401558
dudes been under center throughout the whole draft process. Plus he ran under center early at Memphis. Its not like its some unknown thing he can't do.

They're setting him up for it. Sanchez isn't a game manager, he's a fucking pick thrower. They'll dumb down the playbook and go with Lynch if he picks it up well enough in camp.

The fact that they've openly stated its a competition and haven't just said they'll sit him says a lot. Thats what the Eagles seem to be doing with Wentz.
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Why can't apes into quarterback?
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>>67392733
Colts
pats
turnover margin. hopefully gore can remember to hold on to the ball in the redzone this year and i'm hoping Luck got lazer eye repair done
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>>67401473
I can see this happening:

Sanchez
Pros:
Has 8 years of NFL experience
Solid mechanics
average field vision
Athleticism

Cons:
Butt Fumble

Lynch
Pros:
Has never butt fumbled
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>>67401597
The Iggles situation is totally different from the Broncos. They're only saying that because the guy they just gave $35 million is being a grade-A pussy. The Broncos are just calling it a competition because they want to make Sanchez earn the job (or at least feel like he has). A lot of the media in Denver thinks they'll even bring in a guy like Yates just to compete with Sanchez.

Even with a mediocre QB like Sanchez, the Broncos can win another Owl. It's way too risky to throw a rookie into the fire like that. You're forgetting that Kubiak is the ultimate old-school, conservative coach.
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>>67401690
if the jets can squeeze 11 wins out of sanchez than the broncos should too
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>>67401213
LDE Greg Spires
LDT Anthony McFarland
RDT Warren Sapp
RDE Simeon Rice
LLB Alshermond Singleton
MLB Shelton Quarles
RLB Derrick Brooks
LCB Brian Kelly
RCB Ronde Barber
SS John Lynch
FS Dexter Jackson

Along with Alstott, Keyshawn and McCardell, and Brad Johnson.
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>>67401643
>solid mechanics
>average field vision
>athleticism
Eagles fan here
Delete those
Sanchez is a meme not even a game manager
Sure his teammates around him can be better, but he can also get a lot of blame
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>>67401738
wow, you sure know a lot about a Florida team when they were really good, almost like you were rooting for them but switched to the packers cause you're a bandwagon piece of shit
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>>67401759
You do know I just copied all that from Pro Football Reference, right?
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>>67401213
That super bowl was garbage, at least I bet the over.
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>>67401782
yeah i know im just messing with ya newfag
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>>67401793
Just checking, you silly vanilli.
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>>67401439
At least you have a house.
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>>67401816
But it's not even my house, it's my parents'
>tfw 25 year old NEET
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>>67401816
What's your situation now, 'tism?
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>>67401884
That's not the 'tism, it's a ruseman making a funny.
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>>67392733
Steelers
Cowboys
Secondary
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>>67398511
i love the way talib plays coverage.
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>>67401911
Damn, so Harbaughtism really died?
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>>67401951
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>>67393113
Bud legitimately looks fucking retarded.
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>>67401972
Obligatory
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>>67392544
It's time.
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>>67401966
Scarletism was here earlier in the thread, I don't know if that's really the old Harbautism though.
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>>67392733
Phins
Steelers
Blocking
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>>67401951
>>
>>67401622
>he didn't want to risk injury

NIGGER IT'S THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL. YOU MIGHT NEVER BE BACK. LOOK AND DANGUS MARINARA FROM THE DROLPHINS. LEAVE IT ALL ON THE FIELD DUMMY
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>>67402033
that was a nigger move
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>>67402033
Talib is dumb fucking nig nog, but he's still an elite CB. That kind of craziness/stupidity can work in your favor sometimes too.
>>
>>67392733
naners
raidniggers
OL
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>>67402065
when he fucked up that panther in late in the first half in the owl. he put the fear of god in that kid. smart insanity on that one
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>>67402065
>Talib is dumb fucking nig nog, but he's still an elite CB
True
>That kind of craziness/stupidity can work in your favor sometimes too.
I kinda miss him as player, because he's a good CB, but anytime he does something chimpy, I immediately forget about it.
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>Poke one guy in the eye
>Everyone calls you a nigger
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>>67402085
Yep, exactly what I was referencing.
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>>67392733
>Buncos
>Pats
>Run offense
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>>67393325
Sure
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>>67402142
He's done a lot more than that friendo
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>>67402142
yeah really I mean who HASN'T poked a guy in the eye before?
>>
>>67402217
i can't say i haven't.
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>>67392733
>Browns
>Eagles
>receivers
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>>67392733
Chargers
Pats
Pass Rush/Run Game
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stop the bullying
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Top jej
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>>67392733
Toxins
Chokeboys/Cheatriots
SPEED FOR DAYS
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>>67402299
The fuck, Browns are a top spender? Seems to me we always have thirty gajillion dollars in cap space and never re-sign any of the quality FAs we have.
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>>67402299
>people ironically tell me the eagles are comparable to the lions or browns in these threads
wew lod
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Who /soon to be back to back champs/ here?
>>
Migrate when this hits 5 hunnit
>>67402357
>>67402357
>>67402357
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>>67402299

>doffins
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>>67402367
kys
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>>67401643
>Lynch
>Pros:
>Has never butt fumbled

Cons: Looks like a lesbian pretending to be a man
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>>67402299
>$629 million dollars
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>>67402286
'no'
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