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Time to determine who's memes are better.
Owens vs Johnson, dank memes galore.
>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 25s25 seconds ago
>Chris Sale — who Ortiz has called the toughest pitcher in the league — presented David with a humidor of cigars.
Damn is Ortiz gonna get shit every fucking ballpark he goes too? What a life
First for Ellen
The white sox are gonna get shit on, by at least 6 runs.
Ready for the Sox freefall?
I know I am.
>>67374124
Same thing happened with jeter i think
>Sox wearing black
Aww yeah.
>>67374111
>who is memes are better
I predict the sox will win
>>67374168
But Jeter sucked?
What are the odds Ortiz gets his number retired?
It begins.
lmao already the Red Sox won
BASED FUCKING LASER SHOW
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Destroia
BASED MANLET
>lanklets committing suicide en masse
HOW CAN THEY COMPETE
Johnson a bust confirmed.
God damn it Johnson...
YEEES FUCK YEA PEDROIA BASED MANLET
the crowd went wild after this callup struck out the first guy-well that homer is gonna be weighing on him for his whole miserable start
>>67374238
1000%
>>67374259
hi draper
>dookie Bustts
>Bustgaerts
DFA
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ayy papi
Will the Sox even get half the attendance of the Cubs tonight? Find out soon!
>Brock Holt starting
>lefty killer benched
>sox are winning in the first inning
Coincidence?
Dude Im so happy Pedrioa is healthy and producing. is JBJ injured?
Whose this Sox pitcher I dont know him
Papi better steal
>>67374338
yeah sorry jbj died the complications from that freak injury were very severe anyways yeah he's dead
>>67374338
The answer to Danks.
He's mediocre. He was a bullpen arm mainly last year.
>>67374338
>he doesn't know Le Nervous Walk Man
rate shaws mom and shaws expos hat
Shaw please.
>>67374395
Hat 7/10
Mother 6/10
I'd rather bang the hat.
>>67374296
Hey pal
>it's a Shaw sucks on a road trip episode
He really needs to not be such a Fenway babby.
sigh...
Looks like it's time to come crashing down
We all knew it was inevitable...
>'ugly henry' owens
ugh guess i'm watching this game with my eyes closed tonight
>>67374471
rude...
>>67374471
RUDE
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delete this tbqh with you Joe
>>67374471
Reminder that Buttholez shut down the Sox after the second inning.
>OWENS
>HANIPOOP
Oh god its a fucking THROW STRIKES episode
>>67374501
i dont remember this
It's going to be a long fucking night, Owens
>Red Sox Stats @redsoxstats 4m4 minutes ago
>Anderson Espinoza has 9 K, 0 BB and 1 legitimate hit allowed through 4 innings tonight.
CALL HIM UP
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>7 walks in 9.1 innings
Damn Son.
This is what happens when Vazquez doesn't start, great work Farrell
THROW FUCKING STRIKES OWENS YOU FUCKING SHITTER
>owens
Why the hell is that bitch starting?
>>67374600
Joe Kekky died
>get a lead
>throw it away the next half inning
EVERY
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I FUCKING WANT THIS EPISODE TO END REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sox please for the love of God have some offense today
We need it with ejohnson on the mound
Please
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
God damn it abroo, well better than nothing I suppose...
Better than nothing, I guess.
>>67374608
>those nipples
Nice.
>>67374608
Any chance of you shitting up the Cubes thread tonight instead?
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sigh this fucking offense...
I'd rather have buttholes on the mound
>>67374608
Shalom
And Mona Wales is based
HANLEY
LMAO
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING HANLEY
GOD YOU HAD THE FUCKING OUT
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wtf
Hanley finally fucks up.
it was a good run
How the fuck do you screw that up
THANK YOU BASED X
BASED X
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>>67374779
he's a natural outfielder so he's not quite comfortable at first yet
Damn it Melk
Ejohnson, you better not give the run back
lol who is this guy in the booth
>Manfred in the announcers booth
What the fug, i dont wanna listen to this jew
BASED HOLT
FOR FUCK SAKE
>>67374861
some old racist guy idk
>throwing 100mph balls at your head
>safe
????
Hannigan looks miserable
>>67374644
>those dubs
Nice
>>67374905
the goal of baseball isn't to hit people though.
If you don't want to get hit. Be the guy throwing the ball 100mph
Lyons just gained some respect from me for straight up asking Manfred about the replay shit.
Weak question, but at least he asked.
What a shit show
BASED HANIGOAT
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>Hanigan not fucking up
Wow
>>67374948
>Be the guy throwing the ball 100mph
>the ball is hit even harder back at your head
>safe
?????
Fun Fact:
That was the first hit of Hanigan's career
>>67374995
>>67374979
Hanigoat has been clutch for us this year, stop bullying please.
johnson sucks
trade for a pitcher
>>67374980
You're right
Manfred needs to put nets in front of the pitcher to avoid this ticking time bomb
Rate my neighbours
This guy would fit in nicely in the Red Sox rotation
>>67375062
why are you posting this tho
sigh...
Going to be one of THOSE nights...
>>67375045
they use them in practice so they might as well use them in game
Don't kill him pls
Kill hannigan instead
BASED MANLET
BASED LOADED
COME ON X
Time for a grand slam
>>67375094
Fuck right off, Hannigan does exactly whats expected of him
>red sucks
>bases loaded
i don't like this.
>>67375062
right is a keeper.
>>67375062
Sorry, I'm not attracted to black women
>>67375078
Cuz /CopaLib/ is dead tonight
>BUSTGAERTS
DFA
THIS
BUST
PAPI PLEASE
White Sox Baseball: No happiness allowed
gg red sox
brb suicide
Time for Papi.
>I would have done roids
- Steve Lyons 2016
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
BASES LOADED AND YOU CANT SCORE
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Xander really should have laid off that first pitch.
What the hell was he thinking. The bases are fucking loaded. Take a pitch and see if you can get a nice one. If not, look to draw a walk. At least fucking go down int the count a strike before chopping it.
>>67375123
make it a suicide pact?
>>67375116
stay out of our basedball threads your soccer fuck
>>67375183
He lined out, not much you can do about that.
>>67375201
But he should have taken a pitch or two, try and get an advantage in the count like 2-0 or something so that the pitcher gets desperate and laces one over the middle to guarantee a strike.
Point is, he should have held on for a strike or two.
THROW
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Owens has massive feet, do you think he has a massive cock?
>>67375193
I played baseball when kid, in "Alas Argentinas" (Argentinian Wings)...we were the poor kids in the League.
>hour in
>bottom of the second
Nice communication, assholes
>Shaw and X almost colliding
This team is worrying me today.
>>67375284
It's like one of those Red Sox-Yankees games!
I miss fleurs
>>67375365
All 3 of our sox-yankees game this past weekend were under 4 hours, one of them even under 3 & 1/2
Was amazing.
King Manlet's dinger
https://vine.co/v/ixleuEP1riz
thin > deep
Give it to me straight bros are the Sox going to lose at this rate tonight?
>>67375482
They already have
>>67375482
Depends on if we get the Buttholez tier Owens, where he collapses.
This fucking team has a bunch of starters that have a tendency to just completely collapse in an inning and give up 5-6 runs.
>>67375275
then watch a stream online and root for the sox (red), and dont shitpost if it's not baseball related
LOL WAS THE WHITE SOX MANAGER CRYING
>>67375482
YUUUUP
BASED FUCKING HANRAM
YOUR MISTAKES EARLIER ARE FORGIVEN
BASED
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go sox!
lol
(which sox am i rooting for? ;) )
HANRAM T O U C H D O W N
>BASED HANLEY DINGER
lmao at that white sox cuck in the bullpen angrily kicking the ball
DINGER
ANOTHER ONE
OUT OF CONTROL
>running down the line with the bat
absolute madman
fucking pls
>Hanram is healthy and productive
>Pedrioa is healthy and productive
This isnt like last year at all it blows my mind
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
erik johnson is the worst pitcher I've ever seen
I don't understand why this is the 4th time I'm seeing him try out as a starter
wow I thought the white sox were the best team in the AL
johnson is almost as bad as danks
BASED SHAW GOT A HIT ON THE ROAD
A TRIPLE
BASED FUCKING SHAW
HERE WE GO BOYS
But real talk, he got lucky as shit.
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>>67374111
When was this pocture taken? Is don better
nice "defense"
>>67375604
I think it's downhill from now on
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inb4 o'brien starts breaking down shaw's chances at cycle
I literally cannot fucking stand Steve Lyons he is such a fucking moron holy shit just shut the fuck up you obnoxious cunt
>>67375637
>mayor of dong city
Is that the gayberhood in boston?
>never interrupt the tradition
so much for the idea of having the DH in the Babby League.
>>67375670
rude tbqh with you Joe
BASED HOLT WITH THE SAC FLY
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>>67375667
He's the worst. Even Don couldn't make him tolerable last season
>tfw Eck won't travel
So if the Cubs win tonight and the White Sox lose will Chicago finally disband the White Sox? I feel like you guys are the Tampa Bay Rays of the AL Central
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>>67375667
Eck is boring, but at least he's informative. Lyons says too much stupid shit, dude doesn't understand the "less is more" mantra
>Remy is only doing like 2 road trips this year
REEE
>David Ortiz received a humidor filled with cigars as a parting gift from the White Sox
Classy as fuck.
how many chances does this bum get before the sox realize he sucks?
>>67375746
>>67375700
tfw Lyons is in MLB the Show as commentary
Absolute dog shit I wish they'd get fucking new people
STOP FUCKING PRAISING BUTTHOLEZ
HE DOESNT
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DESERVE IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>NESN commentary circlejerking Buchholz
fucking enough already
this new guy sucks
I miss Don.
Why even watch the games anymore?
>>67375794
>yfw you realize they get paid to calm down the tv audience
>>67375794
We're stuck with Manfred now. Shit sux.
Man, as much as I love the young kids on this team, they really need to learn how to take a 1st pitch strike.
Even if it's down the plate, lay off it a little and settle into the at-bat. Just sometimes at least. Idk.
>>67375838
who's the guy on the right
Nice try, Mookie
Try a little fucking harder next time though, alright fella
Just imagine the possible Been'Nintendo - JBJ - Betts outfield for a moment.
>>67375861
Tage Steele
>>67375838
Don was god-tier, but OB is a fairly worthy substitute. he's been on sox radio for years and years so if you arent a total newfag it's not a stretch.
>>67375861
Look at the text idiot it says right there it's Tage Steel
>>67375861
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>>67375870
Benintendi is fucking ABSURD right now.
I can't wait for him to get called up.
For all of Cherington's bullshit retardation with trades and contracts, the dude fucking knew how to draft.
Damn forgot it's cinco de Mayo. I should've fell for the meme and got some fake mexican food from chipotle.
if chili davis is so cold why dont they get him a jacket??
>lead off walk in four pitches
Oh boy here we go
>>67375899
My theory is that Lucchino was behind those contracts, and Cherington only put up with it to protect the farm system. Remember, they fired Lucchino first.
>>67375870
Shaw - Bogaerts - Moncada - Pedroia - Hanley infield?
How exactly does this play out?
>>67375879
OBrien isn't bad but he's still a downgrade from Orsillo. OBrien can handle covering the events of the game just fine, which everyone knew from his radio time. But he just doesn't bring anything to keep you tuned in during a blowout/dead game or a possible down season where the team becomes irrelevant. If Orsillo had never been here, then O'Brien would seem much more palatable.
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TIME FOR A COLLAPSE
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>BULLPEN FUCKING WARMING WITH A 3 RUN LEAD IN THE 3RD
I MEAN FUCKING REEE
This game is on pace to last over 5 hours
tie game in 3 2 1...
I wanna punch Steve Lyons right in the gut
>mfw the WS make a comeback and win the game
Expecting disappointment
can't wait for this series to be over desu, red sox posters are the worst
also [white] sox suck this series
UMPBALL
That was fucking Umpball.
Owens doesn't fucking deserve that. Sorry White Sox bros.
FUWaaARK!
>>67376075
Man, you guys have been awfully mean to us tbqh with you Joe. Can't we be friends?
>>67376075
I'm sorry anon
HEY EVERYBODY THE CUBS ARE WINNING
>>67376075
I'm sorry. We can't all be Cubs fans.
Fuck out a here.
>>67376129
go away
>>67376075
you just don't understand our advanced memes
reminder that all the prospect writers were so sure that henry owens was going to be a mid-rotation starter even though all the warning signs were there that he is nothing more than a #5 junkballer at best.
What kind of commentary you want Boston?
lol why's this game taking so long
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>>67376075
Your fans suck no one is at any of the games and its two first place teams, bub
what's the opposite of a barn burner? A swamp strangler? That's what we got going here. Boring pile of shit game.
GRAND SLAM WHEN?!
>>67376176
would a 20 second pitch clock help?
>>67376171
Just
pls let us tie the game
Who the hell is warming up in the bullpen?
THANK
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>>67376184
stop it, this will just lead to shitposting
GOLD GLOVE
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>6 walks in 3 innings
>1 run
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>>67376195
Don't worry no one will come in until John decides he wants the white sox to win and he puts in Taz
>>67376184
you're replying to a bandwagon >cusb fan.
>>67376075
>>67376147
>he doesn't even know how many grapes his pitchers are worth
I just figured it out
Owens is the reincarnation of Daisuke Matsuzaka
>>67376188
that wouldn't help much in a game where 140 pitches (and counting) have been thrown in the first 3 fucking innings.
>>67376195
GO AWAY YOU BANDWAGONER GO AWAY
But that's Heath Hembree, a guy who has been great for us (THIS SEASON) and has a nasty fastball (THIS SEASON) and is obviously on roids (THIS SEASON)
OWENS
YOU GOT OUT OF IT
HOLY FUCKING HOLY SHIT
I'll take it.
>white sux
how the FUCK did he get out of that inning?
ugly henry does it again
>6 walks, 1 hit, 1 run
Holy fuck
>letting Henry "BB" Owens off the hook
White Sox cooling off are they
kill me
HOLY SHIT
I KNEW THE SOX WERE GONNA LOSE BUT I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67376257
10 seconds?
Is henry the new walkster?
>>67376255
>Dice-K
There's a name I haven't heard in a long while.
Why am I not surprised.
>>67376255
Dice-K was good and ll of the cute girls in chinatown would show up at his starts tho
>>67376260
Ah I was trying to see but the wall got in the way of the camera, he had long hair but no tattooos so that ruled out Ross, couldnt remember who also had long hair
God this a depressing game
But I guess it was to be expected, we all knew Erik Johnson sucked
sigh...
Thanks for at least letting Q get a win bosoxbros
Do us a favor and stomp our division the same way you did us please?
>>67376257
it would help even more because of the number of pitches thrown would mean they would cut down on more time
>>67376299
No because Webster got shelled when he wasn't waking people.
This is what's so frustrating about Owens. When he gets hit, most of the time its soft pop ups or slap stick singles.
He fucking walks people because he has no fucking location abilities.
Walkster got SHELLED whenever he pitched.
guys I'm worried about Don, he's been sick for over a month now
I hope it's not something serious
>>67376054
Knew it. Hahn get a 5th pitcher
>>67376317
Sure. I want the Red Sox to especially destroy Leaveland for abandoning Chief Wahoo.
>>67376339
Maybe he's homesick?
=[
Come back please
>>67376339
STOP PLEASE
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>>67376340
Easier said than done.
If there was a 5th pitcher worth of shit, he'd have sacked Donks a while ago.
>Sunday night baseball again
Forgot how much I liked healthy Pedroia
>>67376389
VENEZUELANS AND BOWLING
YES JESSICA YES
>>67376389
Once the Yankees bottom out of contention ESPN will retract later national games, you would think
>>67376380
maybe he enjoyed danks memes
>>67376428
>>67376428
>>67376446
if memes are what you want, we'll give you buttholez for Sale straight up tbqh with you Joe
>>67376339
he looks okay to me
https://twitter.com/DonOrsillo/status/727881125897478146
>>67376458
Big Ploppy does it again
>>67376460
wow he's so sick he doesn't even realize he's announcing games for the wrong team
now i'm really worried
>GIDP
>lead off hit
>nothing from it
LITERALLY the worst type of meme.
>>67376460
DELETE THIS
sigh...
>>67376460
>That infectious laugh
Oh my god I fucking miss him. That hit me like a ton of bricks
Also when are shifts getting banned?
>>67376503
Wow, she doesn't have a nose either
Robbie Ross could help the USMNT 2bh
http://m.mlb.com/video/v661265283/boscws-hanley-hits-a-solo-shot-off-johnson/?partnerId=as_mlb_20160506_61320096&adbid=728398968531509249&adbpl=tw&adbpr=18479513
>>67376460
top kek
too bad the Padres have a shite team, nobody will watch Don
>>67376529
Draper please.
>>67376532
>nobody will watch Don
i'd watch don
PUT THAT SHIT ON THE BOARD
AVI???
WAT
OWENS YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But damn that was a nice hit.
>Blowens
>Latos, Sale and Q vs the twins
>yfw the white sox get swept
if they can't at least win that series at then season's over desu
Owens is out
TIME FOR 5 INNINGS OF PURE HEMBREE DOMINANCE
AVIIIIIII
HOLY SHIT
>OWENS
>WALK A MILLION BATTERS
>BLOW DICK
GO BACK TO THE MINORS
>PULLED IN THE 4TH
HOW
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WANT
YOUR
BULLPEN
SENPAI?
ME: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SAY NO MORE SENPAI
>>67376532
>don's fw he realizes he's calling games for no one
Why don't White Sox posters like us bros?
We just want to post dank memes and sometimes anime too
can see why don enjoys it out there in SD
>avi hits a home run
Not only is this fucking game depressing but not it's mocking us
God fuck
>>67376623
mostly because this >>67376610 guy desu
>>67376623
They have to live in Chicago, which is more is less like living in Baghdad.
>>67376623
I hate >>67376610 but the rest of you are bros.
>>67376631
What does this mean?
>>67376623
They're butthurt at their team being shit
>>67376623
Your frogposter is a fucking eyesore.
I wonder if he's the same guy who was butthurt last year because Middlebrooks was moved.
GUYS THE CUBS ARE WINNING
>>67376631
>implying Don wasn't slaying Gary's boipussy
>>67376623
>We just want to post dank memes and sometimes anime too
>and sometimes anime too
>sometimes anime
>anime
nope, fuck off and bandwagon the White Sox or something.
>>67376639
>>67376648
>>67376662
Nice of you to complain about me now, but never before.
Eaton please
PLEASE
>>67376653
Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again
>gnome is guarding the prize shelf
I'm beginning to realize how weird Steve Stone is.
boom gotcha bitch
GOT EM
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>>67376685
>implying I don't complained about dumb frogposters every day
God DAMN IT AJAX
FUCK
Damn
>>67376685
Because it's the last time I'll deal with you until the middle of June.
>>67376685
All of them can go fuck themselves the reee man is a staple for Sox threads
>>67376716
No, it's just that you conveniently never fucking confronted me about my posting before now. Just convenient really, how I've posted like this before but I've never heard your complaints until now.
No really.
>>67376639
>>67376648
>>67376662
eh pepe guy's not so bad. you have to get used to him i guess. at least he watches the team win or lose
while i have your attention are your gamethreads always like this with some dude coming in and shitposting about the cubs or pretending to be fans of other teams and chimping out at you? it seems obvious that it's the same dude every time and its like a bizarre hatred for the white sox that i dont understand
>>67376717
I can't blame him there. That throw landed right on his foot.
>>67376752
kys my man
>>67376743
Jesus, even you're being a bitch about my posting?
Fucking fine then. One of the more uncomfy series we've had with you guys in years.
>>67376774
FUGG
DELETE THIS!
COME ON JOSAVIOR
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE
>>67376774
ahahaha
>tfw this game will be over at 12am
tfw Hembree is 2015 Hembree now
abroo pls
TRIPLE HOMER WHEN?!
fuck nvm
FUCKING DAMN IT
sigh abroo
>>67376753
Only when >we lose desu. Otherwise it's just anime.
THANK YOU BASED HOLT
chris young would've had that
Cubs winning by 2
White Sox losing by 2
Let this hold up
>>67376460
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This game is depressing
Guys I just ate some walnuts and now my throat is numb
Am I dying
>>67376889
Ya probably tbqh with you Joe
I love that they show Pierzynski's collision with Barrett in that commercial.
>>67376889
How bout u eat deeeeezzzzzz nutzzzzz
>>67376900
Pierzynski son can pitch game not hanley since
White Sox couldn't shell Buchholz now keep choking golden opportunities
watafuck lel you guys really weren't kidding about this offense
Who gonna vote trump and make anerica great again here?
>>67376791
For a team that won it all just three years ago and seeing someone that's complaining over every single little thing and blowing everything out of proportion is just annoying the hell out of me. Why not just grab some hard liquor and relax. It's not like your shitfits are gonna change how the game's gonna go.
>One of the more uncomfy series we've had with you guys in years.
Just because some of us are calling you, and only you out? Sounds legit.
>more runners LOB
>number is up to 13
Fun shit.
>>67376929
Not him but I think you mad bro
>>67376922
Why would you think we were kidding?
Fuck this is depressing...
>>67376752
>>67376752
>>67376752
We tell you to shut the fuck up every single day. The only time we don't respond to your posts is a hail mary thinking you might stop if no one says anything
You just shit on everything and ruin the vibe of every thread. I would appreciate it if you would assign yourself a trip so those who do not like you can block your posts
>>67376929
>Just because some of us are calling you, and only you out? Sounds legit.
No because a lot of your posters are taking cubs shitposting bait this series.
You're pretty sensitive about the posting style of someone else. But ok. Complain about me if you want.
>tip of a cap for buttledge instead of starting holt
>>67376925
Voting LP here.
>>67376716
Frogposters are cancer, also they have inflation and bursting fetishes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKXWlMlQEwU
>>67376925
writing in hawk harrelson desu
>>67376929
chisox fag autism reveals itself
>>67376968
True true.
But I dont care tbqh with you Joe.
Chris Young would have hit a home run there tbqh with you Joe
>>67377001
Not as autistic as the sox tripfag who was showing off his Airshit collection in the last night and saying they were real guns.
>1-2-3 inning
holy shit finally
>>67377049
haha what
i dont remember that in the gamethreads at all
was i drunk?
Whos ready for another inning of RISP and LOB
>i know i am
>10pm
>5th inning
Torture
>>67377065
It was AJ and it was in the MLB general.
>>67377049
no one likes that guy either, "dour"poster gets annoying too
desu just fuck everyone ITT, I'm literally the only good poster
>>67377089
being a good poster is bad retard
>>67377089
>>67377089
No you're not, I am.
>>67377049
this never happened, and the only sox tripfag that hasn't left 4ch yet seems to be draper.
>>67377088
>MLB general
well no fucking wonder, why the hell would anyone post in those
>>67377089
we all think we're the only good poster
>>67377089
Literally nothing wrong with dour when the situation warrants for it
>>67377128
jints and doyers fans tbqh with you Joe
>mother-son night
>tfw no hot mom
>>67377084
>Bottom of the 7th
>Cubs just need 6 outs to win
>Comfy thread going on where the shitposters just got bored or ignored.
>Everyone else is to drunk to care
Feels good to be a Cubs fan. You guys need to relax and actually go to the games.
>>67377128
Despite the posts of "go back to plebbit", general posters love their memey circklejerk.
>>67377049
AJ is a namefag and we all hate him. Look he's not even in this thread. Probably rooting for his Cardinals like a faggot he is.
>>67377121
Remember that british soxfag from last year? Whatever happened to him? I can't believe he stuck around during the shit months and disappeared right before Lovullo took over
>hanram
just dfa him already please
>>67377162
I think he died of John's cancer tbqh with you Joe
How much are Wsox and Cubs tickets?
>>67377162
maybe he decided staying up until 5am wasn't worth it
>>67377021
This is classic attention seeking behavior, your personal life must be pretty fucking depressing
>>67377197
How many gunshots can you withstand?
>>67377151
You do realize in your attempt to attendance shame the whos, you responded to a red sox fan
>>67377203
YOU
IV BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO POST THAT PIC
TRANSLATE IT ALREADY YOU FUCK
>>67377197
Nosebleeds are 5$ for Sox games. You can get outfield bleacher seats for like 20$, then just move to a different area in the lower level.
Like hell I know Cubes tickets.
>>67377212
You need to calm down tbqh with you Joe
HEMBREE
PLEASE
I DONT WANT TO LOSE THIS ONE PLEASE
>Hembree falling apart
Oh no! Get Taz in there!
>>67377222
Who said I'm attendance shaming? Just saying it's probably a hell of a lot more comfy at the stadium than dealing with shitposting in these threads.
>>67377203
Yeah, but he picked a shit time to do it. The Lovullo months were pretty fun.
I ain't got no problem with your red Sox bros.
It's the White Sox poor performance that's making me edgy.
Avi FUCKING pls
Ill never understand why WSox fans exist, the Cubs are the better team in both aesthetics and performance. Why not just move White Sox to Montreal?
>avi is the best hope to do something on this team
fuck
>>67377237
Nosebleeds at the cubs are $20
Don't bother trying to get bleacher seats, those are considered more valuable than being behind the home plate due to some people due to the lore behind them.
Time for a grand slam
HEMBREE
STOP
THE
FUCKING PITCH FROM GOING BY
YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67377256
I have nothing against y'all, you guys seem edgier than usual and I don't blame you with all of my anger too so I can see that when losing.
>bases loaded again
GEE, I WONDER WHATS GONNA FUCKING HAPPEN.
>hector sanchez
>austin jackson
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Barnes is warming
Pls John I wanna fucking win this game
>>67377271
Montreal would have to get off their asses and build the stadium the mayor fucked the Expos out of.
>>67377271
when was the last time the cubes won the worlds eries.
when was the last time the white sox won the worlds eries
Melk coulda probably scored there
Carlos -San pls
>Hector Sanchez
Is there a more beaner name than that?
>>67377121
being a boston tripfag on this site is begging for trouble desu and generally not worth it in most situations unless you're just actively trying to rile people up
that's why 90% of boston tripfags now are just attention-seeking ones with "Brady" in their name
honestly pretty surprised draper still posts
>>67377314
I honestly dont know, early 20s for the Wsox early 10s for the Cubs?
ha ha! time for GIDP
>>67377320
Carlos Gonzalez.
>>67377271
I'll never understand why someone would go to a game thread and post about a team that's not involved, yet here you are
>>67377316
Wait that's not Carlos. Holy crap.
>>67377343
White sox won in 2005
>>67377314
Sox in 05 cubes in 1908 I think
>>67377365
>He hasnt been going to Yankee threads and shit posting about the Red Sox being in first
>>67377385
>>67377388
Haha no I dont think thats right.
>>67377391
But only once or twice at most. To stick in a thread like that is sad. And that's coming from me.
HEMBREE
FUCKING
PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS
PLEASE
That was it. And it's foul. Fuck me
horey fuck this dude wont go down
>>67377410
ChiSox swept the Astros in '05
This fucking AB
This at bat is exactly why baseball is dying
>walking in a run
I would move the Sox to Indianapolis because:
>they would take more money
>I wouldnt have to deal with the dan-ryan, mexicans, and niggers
>it would piss off /sp/
at bats like that are why you watch baseball
Sanchez, all this pressure on you
FUCKING PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE
hmm I'll take that
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEMBREE FUCKING PLEASE
that ruled
Thank Sanchez 2. The best thing to do was nothing at all
>>67377437
Astros are in the American league retard
What a fucking at-bat. that was terrific
>Walking in a run
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
I'd be mad but that dude fouled off like 5 pitches so you had to know that was coming
Only the Sox could only rely on the other team to score.
>farrell ends up breaking hembree
I AM SO
FUCKING
SICK OF ALL THE FUCKING WALKS
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
THAT'S LIKE 10 WALKS NOW.
THIS FUCKING GAME IS FUCKING MISERABLE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Matt Barnes in
alright White Sox have fun with your grand slam, you earned it
>>67377458
No one cares you fucking autist
>Ajax with the bases loaded
THIS fucking shit again...
>>67377472
I can't tell if this is bait
>>67377494
It's because Hembree put all of his pitches in the same fucking sport the entire AB.
J-Just get more runs.
more run support solves all pitching problems
>>67377472
As of 2013 famalam
>inb4 misses fair pole by 2 inches
>>67377506
>Ajax
>grand slam
Hahahahaha good one
>>67377504
>>67377463
nigger
shut the fuck up
>Ajax in another bases loaded situation
Instead of 5 feet away from a Grand Slam, it'll be 3.
>>67377520
there were people in this thread that didn't know the wsox won in '05.
This could be real
>>67377544
>Barnes
>Not blowing this game open
I guess we'll see who sucks more
>>67377543
>>67377517
It's like the disappointment of the White Sox summarized exactly in one image.
>Barnes
Well... well fuck, haha. I just don't know what to say. Very glad to be here and talk with you tonight.
>BARNES
OH LOOK
ITS A FARRELL PUTS IN BARNES ( A NOT THAT GOOD PITCHER ) INTO A TERRIBLE POSITION EPISODE
I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR THE SLAM
>>67377517
it's shatt barnes, congrats on your grand salami
>>67377573
Tell me the story of this image
>>67377564
I was assuming those posts were sarcasm desu
especially the astros one
>>67377564
I think they're very clearly being facetious
>>67377598
a few weeks ago ajax had the bases loaded and hit one that was legitimately 6 inches left of the foul pole
he came back and knocked in a few with a single right after though
THROW A STRIKE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
THROW A STRIKE
WELP TIME TO WALK IN ANOTHER ONE
what the fuck he was clearly safe
This game is seriously death by 1000 cuts
>out
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
GODDAMN IT
ARE YOU SERIOUS
GOT
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
BASED ROOKIE MOOKIE
please be out
He was in there without a doubt
HANIGAN YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN DID YOU GET THAT TAG
LAWRIE YOU WIGGER
>>67377720
WHo fucking makes these, is it you? Can I commission one?
he didnt get his leg down
Ed and DJ are saying he was safe or that he blocked the plate before getting the ball
Can't see the replay
Call will be that Hannigan blocked the plate before catching the throw.
Fucking.
>>67377121
If you think draper is the only Sox tripfag that is still around you'd be wrong. I'm one!
1906 WS rematch when?
>>67377720
>dressing a child up in lingerie
anime cunts, everyone
>>67377739
I wish I could make them
I said it a few games ago and I'll say it again
why, why the fuck would you slide into home. do they not fucking know how much that slows you down? holy shit he would have been safe by 2 steps if he just ran through the plate
God fucking damn it jackshit
I fucking miss collisions
Fuck Posey
>>67377763
Hanigan didn't block it, but he might be safe unless he didnt get his leg down.
Could go either way.
>can't block the plate
I forgot they put in that shitty rule. Fucking kneejerk reactionary retards.
What a game
gay shit
THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT THANK YOU BASED HANIGOAT
cant wait until this goes one way or the other and the team on the bad end of the call calls umpball
UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE, BULLSHIT - Brett Lawrie, 2016
GOD
FUCKING DAMN IT
GOOOOS FUXMING DAMN OT
NO FUCKING HAPPINESS ALLOWED
FUCK
>>67377796
being retarded is good idiot
>>67377824
that means good
Oh boy. Now it's time to give the runs back. Yay
helium oh helium oh where are you
>>67377783
You slide to get under the tag you retard
>>67377783
sliding is basically just saying, "oh look catcher here I am I'm going to slow down to almost 0 and give you a much larger area for which to tag me"
literally the most retarded thing in baseball, and everybody, evergbody fucking does it
how is it not common sense?
Tip top kekerino
White Sox got fucked by umpie
Both Sox fans rate your starting rotation by pitcher
>>67377796
>>67377788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tivag5pOBhM
my favorite collision
>>67377844
Fuck that. I choose to blame jackshit
Always fucking jackshit who can't fucking deliver with the bases loaded except that ONE time
FUCK YOU JACKSON
>Ian Browne @IanMBrowne 4m4 minutes ago Chicago, IL
>Ventura challenging the collision rule -- not whether he was safe or out.
That's why the call stands.
Hanigan didn't block the plate. His leg moved over after he caught the ball, and then applied tag.
It's debatable whether Lawrie got the leg down in time or not, I'd say he did. But the challenge was about blocking the plate, not the safe or out call.
hahaha holy shit is that fat albers fucking based
>>67377887
>That slap on the plate
Do the Chicago teams have a legit rivarly or was this a one off thing because that fight was fucking fantastic
>>67377788
No kidding. Everytime there is a play at the plate I curse Buster Posey the biggest pussy catcher of all time.
FUCK YOU JACKSHIT
FUCK YOU ROBIN
FUCK
I HATE THIS GAME
>>67377886
Knuckle ace
Grape ace
Poop
Peepee
Vomit
Dog pooh
The rest of the guys
>>67377868
do you know where catchers apply tags?
it's just ridiculous, it's fucking ridiculous that anyone would slide into home
diving is occasionally acceptible to avoid tags. but sliding, never, absolutely never is sliding a good idea
>>67377886
This Season:
Wright: A+
Price: F
Buttholez: F-
117M Grapes: B-
Kelly: F-------------
Owens: D-
Price gets an F because he should be WAY better than what he's given us.
how the fuck is matt albers pitching well for you guys
>>67377886
Top tier
Sale
Q
Needs improvement
Rodon
Falling to earth any second now
Latos
5th starter
Fuck
>>67377937
it's kind of a rivalry but not really a serious one
that was just standard issue AJ Pierzynski rustling jimmies
>>67377957
Are you implying the Red Sox only have 2 aces?
>>67377942
Its whats made me hate the Dodgers and Giants even more. Both teams are filled with fucking pussies who just shit up the game
Dont even get me started on Clayton "Babby league" Kershaw
>>67377957
good assessment this man knows red sox
>>67377971
Price has 3 quality starts and had 14k in one of them, change that score immediately
>>67377915
I think Robin was ready to be ejected again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR-ybidU-qM
The best part of that game is what happened literally after he got ejected. Thanks Belly.
>>67377971
"Price gets an F because..." his ERA is like 6?
BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Fucking hell why did I even have hope?
Red Sox bros do me favor and kill me please
BJBJBJBJBJ
JBJBJBJBJB
>>67377886
God Tier
Wright
Great Tier
Porcello
What the fuck are you doing tier
Price
Kelly and everyone who's started in his place
You won't cheat me again tier
Methholz
JBABYJ
JBJ
AYO
JAY
BEE
JAY
JBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJJBJ
>>67377859
I fucking knew it. Not even phat is safe. This teams offense is garbage
>>67377886
Sale A+
Quintana A+
Latos A+
Rodon C-
Danks F
Gonzalez D
Johnson C-
>>67377965
>it's a white sox bandwagoners first day watching baseball
>>67377859
Called it
sigh... Now even phat sucks. Sigh...
BJBJ
>mfw was scared JBJ would regress with Farrell back
>he's too based
Fuck I love our position players with Brock in left
>>67378000
>AJ Pierzynski
What's the ChiSox opinion on Pierzynski? We fucking hated him while he was in Boston.
BASED ROOKIE MOOKIE
God this offense is GOAT sometimes and heartbreak in others.
>>67377886
Ace Tier
Price
Porcello
Wright
Buchholz
Owens
>>67377886
God Tier
Sale
Quintana
Very Good Tier
Latos
Below Average but should improve tier:
Rodon
Trash Tier
>Donks
we'll see how erik johnson pans out
HOW MANY TIMES CAN BJBJ BE SO FUCKING CLUTCH
I LITERALLY CANNOT HOLD ALL THIS CLUTCHNESS
>>67378136
That is a dumb question. He is the most hated man in baseball after AFraud
Both Sox teams rate your position players
>>67378135
JBJ is hitting .270+ with near .800 OPS
He's been fucking AWESOME so far (for what I expected).
Thank. Fuck.
Thank you Fat Albers, never change
fuck, I'm still pissed off
why slide into home, fucking why
>>67378121
shut the fuck up faggot
>>67378136
Every white sox fan I know loves him.
As Ozzie Guillen said "if you play against him you hate him. If you play with him you hate him a little less"
>>67378150
Not enough aces, you forgot the bullpen
Boston bros, can you please kill me?
I don't want to live anymore.
Should have known better than to have hope for this fucking team.
>>67378177
Good: everyone but Hanigan and Young
Shit: Young and especially Hanigan.
>>67378177
Literally everyone on the Red Sox is A tier positionally.
Not even memeing you.
It's the pitchers that are REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67378176
I meant the ChiSox's fans opinion of him
>>67378182
i expected him to turn into garbage again tbqh, any sign he can actually sustain his offense is very good
>>67378226
My statement stands as written
>>67378212
in my opinion we have five number ones
>>67378222
>Hanigan
>bad
He's been good for us this year, although his BA doesnt reflect it.
>LEFTY KILLER
GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sigh... This game is too depressing
The false hope
The givebacks
The wasted opportunities
The gopher balls
Sigh... Why us?
>>67378220
Only if you kill me first.
>>67378281
It's ok bro. Our bullpen will keep you guys in this. Especially if Barnes goes back out.
>BUSTGAERTS
DFA
F
A
>X is 0 for 4
Ship him to Pawtucket. He's done.
Oh man, who's ready for ANOTHER INNING OF RISP AND LOB
>I know i am
A-at least we had 15 days in first place.
Better than the nothing of years past. I just want .500.
Please white sox why do you do this to me?
>>67378342
He's so fucking weird sometimes. Went 0 for 3 last night against a lefty, then sucks today.
X please.
>>67378135
>>67378177
>Vazquez effect at catcher
>Hanley memeing at max capacity on 1B
>Based Manlet returning to god status on 2B
>Shaq at 3B destroying the ferrari
>Based X at SS
>Holt, JBJ, Mookie outfield
The entire lineup is good when John isn't memeing and putting the fucking Lefty Killer in. I'm dead serious, I love them all. They're like all hitting .270+ (except Hanigan but I don't expect him to play a lot)
>>67378230
>>67378182
I don't even need JBJ to hit a lot, .250 is plenty fine, the fact that he can sustain it and even perform better makes it all the more worth it that the hung onto him.
>>67378367
if you lose this game you'll still be in first by 4 games
why so emo?
>BARNES
OH BOY
BUCKLE UP
WE EITHER GET GOODISH BARNES, OR KILL ME TIER BARNES
But Based X
>>67378367
If you look at the "bright side", they still have a 4.5 game lead over detoilet and leaveland and they play the twins next. On the other hand, they play the twins next
>>67378356
>>67378413
Because the Cubs will be leading by 6.5 after tonight.
>>67378413
Ask yourself how much longer that first by 4 will last and there's the answer to the question
It isn't so much the losing this game to you, you're a very strong opponent and I respect that. But it's the signs of the imminent collapse that has me on the verge of crying.
>>67378391
>0 for 3
Fuck I meant 3 for 3.
>>67378400
tbqh with you Joe, I was not only expecting JBJ to hit around .220, I was expecting his OPS to be about .300 also
The fact he's hitting .270+ is nice.
But the fact he's hitting near .800 OPS is AWESOME
I can take him going 1 for 4, or 2 for 7.
So long as those hits are doubles, triple, and homers.
>>67378400
well that's what I mean, past few years he could barely hit .200, if he can be even average with the bat he's a star player
Too bad both Chicago teams couldn't win today. Hoping the White Sox win tomorrow (from a Cubs fan). I really fucking want that cross-town World Series... Chicago needs to become the elite sports town.
>>67378150
Price? Ace? Not this season. He shit the bed against the Yankees... the Yankees, who are averaging < 3 runs per game.
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