>wanted to see my team
>it's a side

>Buy tickets to the Kentucky Derby
>Its Louisville vs Kentucky

>want to know my team's schedule
>it's a fixture list

>team scores a goal
>it's actually a point

>want to see division leaders
>it's on a table

>>67364020
>neither team scores any goals
>both receive a point

>team A draws with team B
>team C declared champions

>>67364038
>want to watch sport on tv
>watch commercials

>>67364038
>be fat
>get shot

>>67365104
>>67365095
>see Germany and France
>they're allies

>want to watch a cricket game
>it's only a test

>want to watch an American sport
>it's just 20 obese niggers colliding into each other

>>67365104
>city infested with rodents
>also rats
>eat cheese
>surrender

>go to stadium
>it's actually an arena

>want to watch football game
>it´s actually soccer game

>>67365152
>eat junkfood
>die from heart attack at 52
>don't eat junkfood
>get shot at 17