murican sports
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: murican sports
>murican sports
>amerilards
>>67361229
That's not a sport though. That's a half time show which nobody really watches or pays attention to
>ameriweenies
>>67361241
its part of the sport
>>67361342
It's as much a part of the sport as rape and murder is a part of your culture, you swine
>ameribangers
>ameriwursts
>>67361342
No, it's not a part of the sport, since no sport is being played. That's like saying going to use the bathroom at halftime is part of the sport
>>67361371
>bathroom
>no bath
Just call it a toilet you giant seppo
>>67361229
Fucking kek
>Cleveland
>not betting on Ketchup in the hotdog race literally every time because you are in the midwest and Ketchup wins 1/2 of the time even though there are 3 runners.
>>67361345
So a large part
>>67361229
>sugardale hotdog launcher
Does this mean theyre launching hotdogs into the crowd?
>>67361229
look how fucking fat they all are
i bet they eat more than 1 meal a day
>mocking the inventors of freedom, the saviours of poorland (twice), the ones who put a man in the moon, basicaly the apex of humanity, for a meaningless half time show
I feel ashamed.
>>67361818
>Does this mean theyre launching hotdogs into the crowd?
directly into ur mum's mouth m8
>>67361842
>ameriboos
>defending amerifats
rofl
WELCOME BACK TO THE NORTH EAST SOUTH DIVISION BEST OF 15 WILDCARD PLAYOFFS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GANLEY AUTO STORES AND DRUG MART, ONE TEAM HAS JUST INTENTIONALLY COMMITTED A FOUL ON THE OTHER TEAM TO USE TO THEIR ADVANTAGE SO WE'LL TAKE A BREAK FROM THE ACTION TO BRING YOU THE SUGARDALE HOTDOG LAUNCHER AND HOTDOG DANCERS, COULD BE ON TRACK FOR A TIE GAME HERE FOLKS AT WHICH POINT WE'LL FLIP A COIN TO SEE WHO GETS TO CALL FIRST IN THE BEST OF 51 ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS TOURNAMENT, THE WINNER OF WHICH WILL ADVANCE TO THE NATIONAL/AMERICAN WEST LEFT DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
>>67361229
Wow. Imagine being the father of one of those people.
Imagine literally living in that filthy shameless culture.
>>67361904
This is pretty much my vision of what all American """sports""" are
>>67362080
Look alabama just because you guys don't have a pro team doesn't give you the right to be so salty.
>>67361905
>be british
>dance as a giant hotdog
>be murdered because it is 1/3rd pork and your stadium is in east london
GREAT Britain indeed.
>Be british
>no way to anthropomorphize food boiled until grey
>>67362879
>tfw sharia police come round to your house and confiscate your pork pies
life is suffering
>>67362080
rare flag
>>67362080
>Jersey
>is a country
I figured that there was an original Jersey since we have New Jersey, but I always assumed it was a region in England, like York, Hampshire, or Mexico.
>>67361904
every word of this is true
>>67361229
>100-64
Lmao what?
Bring on the dancing hotdog girls, this game over.
Hot dog launches are a goat part of minor league games, seems a bit silly to have a major league team do it
>>67362121
>Alabama
I was gonna say rare but this made me kek
