Manchester City are playing against Real Madrid this evening. This man, Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed bin Sultan bin Zayed bin Khalifa Al Nahyan, is the owner of Manchester City.
But wait! Sheikh Mansour is also the chairman of IPIC (International Petroleum Investment Company). IPIC is one of Real Madrid's largest sponsors, they among other things paid for the renovation of Real Madrid's stadium a few years ago, when they struck a ‘long-term strategic partnership’ with the club. IPIC also sponsor Manchester City through Aabar Investments, located in Abu Dhabi, of which IPIC has 95% ownership.
Oh, and his step-brother Sheikh Mohamed has majority ownership of National Bank of Abu Dhabi through his own Abu Dhabi Investment Council. The bank sponsors Real Madrid.
No matter what happens this evening, this man wins.
>>67341671
>Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed bin Sultan bin Zayed bin Khalifa Al Nahyan
What a fucking retarded name. Glad I'm not him.
>>67341671
Bless him. What a winner.
>>67341749
Yeah, he must have it really tough.
>>67341671
How can I obtain this amount of wealth, power and connections?
>>67341850
be born into the sheikh family
>>67341850
Go to your nearest petrol station and buy as many bottles of oil they stock ,then soon you shall be a a Great sultan shake mansoon
>>67341850
go to antique stores and start rubbing lamps
>>67341749
>Glad I'm not him.
kek
>>67341749
>Glad I'm not him.
I would like his money though.
>>67341671
I wonder how many white instagram whores he has fucked and shit on?
So put the money on Man City?
>>67341850
His dad have several wives who had several sons.
Mansour was just lucky to picked from several litters of inbreds.
>>67341979
>Implying he didn't buy this fella to fuck them while he has a cheeky wank
Because he sure didn't buy him to play football.
>>67341850
Convert to Islam.
>>67341928
oil lamps
>>67341749
>not knowing 5 generations of your families history
What's it like being a peasant?
>>67341749
>bin Zayed bin Sultan bin Zayed
>>67341749
It's just short for Ben Redic Fy Fazan.
>>67341985
> luck
more like survival of the fittest and he proved himself to be above the rest.
>>67342080
>tfw your family history ends with you
>>67341928
kek'd
What a waste of money. Can we say he is throwing money... in the bin
>>67342007
>he doesn't rate the mangler
>>67342280
>tfw my older brother is a huge loser who doesn't give a shit and will never impregnate a woman
>tfw i am the only young male left in my family apart from him
>tfw my parents are constantly talking about grand children, hinting at me settling down
>tfw my mom teared up and left the room when a childhood friend of mine told us he was going to be a father
>>67341749
What's the difference between the "bin" and "al" in the names?
>>67342539
Are you my little brother?
>>67342573
Different letters.
>>67341671
People think the Ashkenazi Jews rule the world. Well, they kind of do, but there's also another kind of Jew. I forget the name. But basically they were involved in the whole creation of Saudi Arabia. They're kind of...Muslim Jews. Jews that play under the guise of being Muslims as to have power there.
Backing both sides is a standard elite-jew tactic been in place since the French Civil War.
I wouldn't be surprised if Sheik Mansour is one of those kind of Jews (For the life of me I can't remember the name of them)
>>67342539
Shit fa.m I know that feeling. My sister has no plans of ever having children or getting married and my mom is all on my shit about proposing to my girlfriend and getting her grandkids
>>67342642
secretly impregnate your sister, and your troubles will be over.
>>67341749
nigel drinkswaggle-twiddlebott pls
in fact your name is probably closer to his than that
>>67342007
jyj
>>67342573
bin = son of
al = the
yes arabs are literally modern days vikings, Barbary, rapes, sick ass names
>>67341749
>Not wanting to be called Anon son of Anon son of Anon the Adjective/Occupation/Familiy location
>>67342642
>>67342679
This
>>67341671
Hey, OP, fucking newsflash, football has become a money laundering operation for corporates.
More news at 11
Man City it's the hobby, Madrid it's the business.
>>67342963
>money laundering
Irish society is literally that now. American businesses setup shop here and funnel all their profits through Ireland escaping taxes from where they make their earnings.
The Irish economy is a fucking joke.
>>67343047
Apart from all the Irish citizens they employ.
Does anyone have a picture of his two wives?
Which one is hotter?
>>67343209
the one on the right has lusty eyes, hot.
>>67343153
kek, who is Ireland's biggest employer? Facebook or Apple?
>>67342539
>tfw had children early so now when I'm 40 they'll be leaving home and I can live the rest of my life happy without pressure while also being young enough to play with my kids without breaking a hip or back
sucks
to
be
YOU
>>67342885
My last name is ben youssef and my father isn't named youssef, and his father isn't named youssef either.
>>67343675
yes you dumbfuck that's because one of your ancestor decided that "ben youssef" would become your family's last name i nin zok omok jeyt tkassarli zebbi le3né 3al 4chan ye 3atay
>>67343384
if i had kids now it would still be early
i just don't want kids like you
certainly don't want to spend my 40s on /sp/
>>67343675
Micheal Jackson's dad wasn't called Jack
>>67343153
No response?
Paddy Power employs about 1,400 people at its Dublin headquarters, and that is just Dublin.
Irish economy is a fucking joke.
>>67343819
ewa zin
>>67341928
Lol
>>67342539
>tfw only male child
>uncle doesn't have children
>tfw I'm 26 and my parents start hinting at me to settle down
My sister got married last year so maybe that will keep the occupied while I stall for time
>>67343819
top kek sofiane
>>67343047
Same here comrade
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%26D
>V&D (Vroom & Dreesmann) was a Dutch chain of department stores founded in 1887. It was declared bankrupt on 31 December 2015
>Since the end of 2010, V&D is a subsidiary of Sun Capital Partners.
>Sun Capital Partners, Inc. is an American privately held global investment firm focused on leveraged buyouts, equity, debt, and other investments.
V&D was fucking iconic. It wasn't just a company, it was a part of Dutch fucking life.
>>67342885
>t. Algerian immigrant
>>67342642
>about proposing to my girlfriend and getting her grandkids
fucking normies
>>67342885
T. sandnigger
>>67343908
underrated thread
