What sport best embodies each candidate? I'd say:
>Trump - American football. bane of American betas
>Kasich - competitive eating
>Cruz - Ice hockey since he's Canadian
>Hillary - competitive child birthing
>Bernie - e-sports
>Trump
>American football
Didn't know Trump is a commie
>>67325254
Trump was an owner in the USFL. He also single handedly DESTROYED the USFL because that some newbie league which was playing Spring Ball could compete directly with the NFL.
It got epicly BTFO.
>>67325254
We're talking the sport itself, not the governing bodies of the sport.
Otherwise Bernie would be the NFL and Kasich would be the fourth-tier Lithuanian league
Trump - Special olympics
Kasich - chess boxing
Cruz - kiddy spanking
Hillary - ayy look at me and my hacky sack kids
Bernie - football. All you need
Why do people make fun of Kasich for eating?
>>67325220
>competitive child birthing
Trump would be the egg and spoon race at the special Olympics
>>67325473
He's right though the last superbowl was ass
>>67325390
>Kasich - chess boxing
there is no way in hell GOLLY
GEE WHILLICKERS would be able to do the boxing part
Baseball is literally Make America Great Again, The Game.
>>67325390
>>67325488
Just noticed we had this /hivemind.
*brofist*
Promise I didn't steal
>>67325499
I don't think he could do the thinking part either
Trump is MMA
>>67325220
> American football
> popular among the poor and uneducated
hmm, accurate
Sanders would be badminton given both seem to attract limp wristed wet lettuces
>>67325563
*tips upvote*
>>67325563
>>67325523
>>67325390
aww I remember when I was 15 too
>>>/tumblr/
>>67325599
>Poor and uneducated
>Basically 90% of America
Seems incredibly accurate.
>>67325563
> American football
> popular among the poor and uneducated
no that's apehoop
How can Ted Cruz run for president? I though you had to be born in the USA?
>>67326348
Canada is a U.S. Territory
>there are people on this board who unironically want Bernie Sanders to become president
>>67326348
i thought he was a Mexican from Texas
>>67326434
good thing he's not LOL
>>67326348
It's not a big problem if you're white
>>67325473
>yfwTrump makes doping a requirement for the NFL
>mandatory Whites-Only for QBs
MAGA
>>67326348
only if you're a black democrat
>>67325523
>*brofist*
xD
>>67326461
>>67326483
Samefag. Fuck off back to plebbit, no one wants you here
>>67325563
kek this
>muh trump
about to get btfo by a literal criminal lmao, vote kasich
>>67326563
>le racism meme xD
>>>/pol/
Fuck off back to your containment board
>>67326832
>only le /pol/ hates niggers
>racism didn't exist on 4chan before 2010
how can you redditors actually believe this? Oh wait, you've only been here 3 years
>>>/reddit/
>>67326832
it's funny because that infograph points out an act of institutional racism, yet you're so blinded by your left wing agenda and hatred of whites you think it's a good thing
liberalism really is a mental illness
Trump - American Football
Cruz - Bowling
Kaisich - Competitive eating
Hillary - FIFA soccer (corrupt)
Bernie - Basketball (lots of undeserving blacks getting money)
>>67325595
I feel really bad about that Bernie baby even though I hate Bernie himself. Parents probably decided on a really late term abortion, seeing as how Bernie supporters all almost all selfish and narcissistic.
>>67325330
>Kasich would be the fourth-tier Lithuanian league
kek nice
>>67326832
>stating facts is now racist
grimpy trousers : )
is wining a sport?
>>67326434
Stewart looks sexy af in this picture.
There's a first time for everything I guess
>>67328103
Yes, it is.
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
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G
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bye bye ted
