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>>67324975
But... Why?
Enjoy your ban.
>>67324975
Although they won't, we know who are the maestros.
>Best food
>Best weather
>Best wine
>Best fiesta
>Best siesta
>Best beaches
>Best bitches
>Best history
>Best biodiversity/km^2
only 2 days and we have 4/4 spanish teams in cl and el finals. how mad are you premier league cucks?
>>67325215
plus you don't have to worry about working. so you have a lot of free time to enjoy those things
>>67324975
Hey you dumb dago faggot, your corruption days are over.
You danced with Russia for too long, and now America is stepping in.
Say goodbye to your fake past.
>>67325261
Indeed, friendo.
Spain posters are really modest for the achievements they have.
Can Spanish people explain to me how you survive without working?
I'll sticky your mum if you get what I'm implying
>>67325392
We eat football trophies.
>>67324975
Can whites even compete with Moore blood?
>>67325246
It makes me mad sometimes, but then i remember that in BPL match between 10th and 11th team is still watchable.
>>67325215
te acuerdas de eso jaja mis diez
Spain are tryhards and no one likes tryhards
>>67325075
Happens when your corrupted state funds your biggest teams with tax money.
Just look at the debt of Real Madrid.
>>67325392
siestas act like bear's hibernation period. paella spics dont have to eat for the whole winter
>>67325215
Can't argue with facts.
I hope Germany will fund cataolonian secession to weaken spanish football.
>>67325530
Stay salty nazi cunt
>>67325215
>>Best food
CALI
>>Best weather
CALI
>>Best wine
CALI
>>Best fiesta
CALI
>>Best siesta
CALI
>>Best beaches
CALI
>>Best bitches
CALI
>>Best history
CALI
>>Best biodiversity/km^2
CALI
>>MOST AUTHENTIC SPANISH HERITAGE
CALI
>>67325537
they fatten the warmer months just like your mother
envy is a bad thing.guys
>>67324975
England:
>World Champions in heavyweight boxing
>World Champions in tennis (Davis Cup)
>Masters Champion in golf (Danny Willett)
>Grand Slam winners in the Six Nations
>Winners of the most recent Ashes series
>Only unbeaten team in the Euro qualifiers
>Arguably the most exciting national team in Europe right now
>World Champions in F1
>World Champions in snooker (Mark Selby, just last night)
>Next season's Champions League winners (Leicester City)
Rest of the world REKT status: SHREKT
>>67325215
>best modesty
>>67325215
Lived in Spain for 4 years. Can confirm.
Also confirmed dipshits, they stay double parking every time my family tried driving anywhere.
Metro is nice though, living a station away from the Bernabeu was convenient.
>>67325571
>fags and hipsters everywhere
>everything is unreasonably and inexplicably expensive
>suffering from earthquakes and droughts
no thanks
just moved here for work a year ago and I'm dying to leave
>>67325465
not because of the actual football though
>>67325649
Spotted the fat Midwesterner who can't integrate into Californian society.
>it's the same poster every time
>>67325392
>muh tourism, muh EU benefits
Just like the other PIGS
>>67325215
> >Best food
France.
> >Best weather
Portugal.
> >Best wine
France.
> >Best fiesta
Russians.
> >Best siesta
Mexicans.
> >Best beaches
Northern Mozambique
> >Best bitches
To marry? France. To Fuck? Spain all the way.
> >Best history
Probably England.
> >Best biodiversity/km^2
USA
But if you're comparing those 3, yeah you're right.
VIVA LA ESPAÑA
>>67325587
>spain
>calling anyone muslim
lmao juan
>>67325392
Most of that "unemployed" people arent really unemployed. If u know what i mean
A lot of those are trophy padding. Ballon D'ors are given to top teams, which are teams that win the CLs. Super Cups and CWCs are only won by teams that have only won the CL.
Honestly prefer Lisbon to any other spanish city tbqh lads
>>67325733
>englel
>history
try again, it's one of these: greece, italy, france
>>67325781
RULED THE WORLD LA
5 TIMES LA
SUN NEVER SETS LA
>>67325758
Lisbon is based as fuck. Would kill for some real cabalhau right now.
>>67325754
Elementary my dear Watson
>>67325791
following that logic, the united states has one of the richest national histories in the world
england is a cultural wasteland, just like its superior offspring, the usa
>>67324975
you should put italy too. just to get in perspective.
also, tax laws, frauds and doping permitted spain to hijack football in the last decade
>>67325747
They're hookers/criminals? What do you mean?
>>67325690
>californian """""society"""""
>>67325844
Was always curious on the doping incident; did someone snitch? Or was it just a surprise investigation?
>>67325880
>sf is representative of all of california
midwestern education everybody!
>>67325215
>best food
Italy
>best weather
France
>best wine
France
>best fiesta
Eastern Europe
>best siesta
Spain
>best beaches
Literally anywhere that is hot
>best history
Britain, by a mile
>best football
England, they wouldn't have called it the premier league if it wasn't the best and it is.
Would literally rather watch Romanian football than Spanish
>>67325899
Guardiola was found using nandrolone when he played in Italy in 2002- Messi was raised on hormones and shit like this since his early teens (like Kakà and Pato did)- dr Eufemiano Fuentes was the head of sports medicine in Spain and he was a doping dealer
>>67325844
An Italian complaining about fraud and corruption in another country...
>>67325871
They paid in B, dont declare to pay taxes and that kind of shit...
Really, if those numbers of unemploiment were real, this country simply would have no future...
Spain government is corrupt but our people too.
>>67325871
they avoid taxes by receiving salary in a envelope
If America cared about this, how many World Cups would we have?
Imagine Lebron playing soccer.
>>67325215
Italy is better than you in most of those though, you're not even best latins.
sticky this mod
>>67326036
o shit
>>67325947
>>67325899
that guy got arrested 10 years ago though
https://twitter.com/TaniaMartinC/status/727589380764934144 buyern totally cucks
>>67325781
France history is basically fighting with the eternal anglo and repeat. So England has a cool history.
>>67325215
>>Best food
Mexico
>>Best weather
France
>>Best wine
France
>>Best fiesta
England
>>Best siesta
You are best at being lazy fucks, yes
>>Best beaches
Greece
>>Best bitches
Italy
>>Best history
england or italy
>>Best biodiversity/km^2
I dont even...
>>67326002
>>67326012
A bit like all la liga players
>>67325791
>muh sun never sets
le first meme in history of mankind
>>67325841
>england is a cultural wasteland
U wot?
>>67326071
>10 years ago
more like 5 years ago, and the judge literally let him go to keep him quiet when he threatened to talk about his big clients
>>67326099
italian girls are filthy. based aryan german or dutch girls are best.
>>67326087
>you will never fight the frogs again
>>67325781
you cant even open an american history book without having to read about the british
stay buttmad
>>67326138
Great European composers:
>Bach
>Mozart
>Beethoven
>Chopin
>Tchaikovsky
>Debussey
Great English composers:
>
Great European artists:
>da Vinci
>Rafael
>Michelangelo
>Picasso
>van Gogh
Great English artists:
>
not to mention english cuisine is easily among the worst in the world
>>67326148
>El 23 de mayo de 2006, en el marco de la Operación Puerto contra el dopaje, fue detenido por la Guardia Civil a la salida de la cafetería del Hotel Pío XII de Madrid, tras haberse reunido allí con Merino Batres y Manolo Saiz (director deportivo del equipo ciclista Liberty Seguros-Würth).
and he was put free because at that time doping people was not ilegal
>>67326214
>>67326223
>In a further doping scandal, in 2010, Fuentes was arrested by Spanish police as part of Operación Galgo (Operation Greyhound). In a series of simultaneous raids across five provinces on 9 December, Spanish police seized a large quantity of anabolic steroids, hormones and EPO, as well as laboratory equipment for blood transfusions. According to Público newspaper, Eufemiano Fuentes and his sister Yolanda were the leaders of the alleged plot. Also arrested were the athlete Marta Dominguez, who was released on bail after having been charged with the trafficking and distribution of doping substances, and Alberto Leon, in whose fridge anti-doping police found several bags of blood. Leon was found dead shortly after, the result of an apparent suicide.[7] In January 2013, the Operacion Puerto trial went underway, and Fuentes offered to reveal the names of all the athletes he helped doping. The judge, Julia Santamaria, told him that he was not under obligations to name any other athletes others than the cyclists implicated. Fuentes stated that he supplied athletes in other sports with drugs and said: “I could identify all the samples [of blood]. If you give me a list I could tell you who corresponds to each code on the [blood] packs.”[8]
>In April 2013, Fuentes was sentenced to one year in prison for breaking public health laws and was banned from practicing sports medicine for four years
>>67326270
>arbitrarily selected "important figures"
here's your (you)
the person selecting this probably had an enormous english bias
>>67326305
he got caught again and went to jail
I don't see any problem there
>>67326099
>best bitches
Italy
Only while they're under 30 though
>>67325215
>worst food
England
>worst weather
England
>worst "wine"
unclear
>worst fiesta
Gernany
>no Siesta
Germany
>Worst Beaches
England
>Worst Bitches
Germany
>Worst History
Easily Germany
>Worst education
Germany
>Worst footballing
Probably England, but we are close
just fuck us desu
>>67326425
>>Worst Bitches
>Germany
have you ever see a british girl?
>Worst History
>Easily Germany
it's maybe the worst in the top guys club which is not that bad at the end
>Worst education
>Germany
our is way worse
>Worst footballing
>Probably England, but we are close
literally wc reigning champs wtf
>>67325392
>he thinks working=living
nice falling for the capitalist bait
>>67325392
we don't
>>67326305
>Fuentes was sentenced to one year in prison for breaking public health laws and was banned from practicing sports medicine for four years
spain has the 2018 world cup in the bag, lets start celebrating early lads.
¡España entera, se va de borrachera!
>>67326425
buck up kiddo, you have the best refugees!
>>67326476
Well, i dont know what biodiversity means, thats what i wanted to express.
And this whole "discussion" started in regards to the recent club footballing results, no?
>>67326504
ebin, make sure to vote Trump!
>>67326486
It's not Germany's fault that you're a fuckin loser.
>>67326476
>Worst Beaches
>Not Switzerland
>>67325215
>Best food
Italy,by far
>Best bitches
sweden
>Best history
pic related,forget everyone else even in a billion years this guy will be the number one evil
>>67326564
and it is not the muslims fault that you are uneducated
>>67324975
>tfw european
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YCOT5LasKc
>>67326214
>Elgar
>Britten
>Holst
>Delius
>Waterhouse
>Blake
>Turner
>Rossetti
>Atkinson-Grimshaw
try harder.
>>67326514
it started by an anon posting a copypasta bait
and the biodiversity is realted to some UNESCO stuff
>>67326425
Why nobody never mention the german wines? They are among the most expensive in the world...
>>67326609
in other words, a bunch of literally whos. are you really so delusional that you think the people you named are even close to the ones in the post you're replying to?
>>67326658
expensive =/= good
I really see a big gap between France, Spain, Portugal and Italy and the rest, which is obvious because of the latin heritage
>>67326609
Literally never heard of any of those names while I've heard of every of the European ones listed.
>>67326425
>>Worst Bitches
>Germany
I'll have to go with england on that one, my man
>>67326609
>literally who: the list
I like spain but their posters are fucking terrible.
>>67325215
>Spain superior
top fucking kek
We British go to Spain call ourselves Expats (Not immigrants) refuse to learn dirty spanish language and refuse to assimilate with dirty with you dirty spics but instead built our own British villages and society there(Mostly in Malaga and Canary Islands), Literally Invaded Gibraltar in your faces, Trash out Ibiza and Magaluf (because we can) every year with our drunken youths
AND GUESS WHAT Spanish Media and Government still begs us to go to Spain because you guys are desperate for our British pounds. We Brits literally made you spanish cucked in your own soil.
But Pedro if you go to England Spanish people are seen as inferior and a lot of you work(and trust me A lot in London) in Subway and super market along with the Pakis and Eastern Europeans.
Tldr: You guys are literally what Mexicans are to Murica
>>67326704
You've not seen Irish women then
>>67326609
Did you write this book? >>67326270
>>67326726
it's your problem if you expected anything of value from the average spaniard
especially in a dedicated shitposting day
>>67326689
Some expensive wines are made for the chinese and russians tourists, but the real expensive ones, are expensive for a good reason, and its not only their rarity.
>>67326662
>>67326695
>>67326714
>i've not heard of them, that means they're irrelevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUgdbqt2ON0
>>67326214
>Picasso
you unironically think pic related is better than
>>67326877
>>67326821
Fuck the Chinks for driving up the price of Screaming Eagle. Chinks are fucking bugs and cannot appreciate good wine.
>>67326877
do you understand that the rest was posting worldwide known level of relevancy?
>>67326877
>le Cubism is child art meme
although I would still say Velazquez > Picasso
>>67326920
I know this is b8 but
>picasso starts an entirely new artistic movement
>meanwhile this literally who copies the artistic style of much greater artists before him
more realistic =/= better
>>67326689
some German wines are very good
imo Italy and France are a bit ahead of Spain and Portugal in terms of variety and quality because of the bigger range of microclimates, but Iberian wines are still very good
Spain is leader in exports in terms of both cubic meters and value isn't it?
>>67326714
>>67326662
>>67326695
>not knowing at least Turner and Blake
is artistic history even thaught in your countries?
>>67327015
>Spain is leader in exports in terms of both cubic meters and value isn't it?
absolutely no idea
>imo Italy and France are a bit ahead of Spain and Portugal in terms of variety and quality because of the bigger range of microclimates
you would be surprised about Spanish wines, most of them seem to be really unknown while being really good, but obviously my opinion is worth shit since I know nothing about enology
>>67326984
>meanwhile this literally who copies the artistic style of much greater artists before him
you should probably take beethoven off the list then, considering the influence he took from him, likewise da vinci who joined the renaissance party a little later than raphael and michelangelo.
>>67327364
you're missing the point completely. yes, beethoven, da vinci, and even picasso took a lot of influence from artists before them. however, these artists also brought a lot of new ideas and style to the table, e.g. beethoven's emphasis on less formulaic, more expressive music paved the way for the romantic era of art music. waterhouse's artisitic innovations are nothing in comparison.
>>67325932
>>67326588
>I don't know about Spanish food, so it must be worse than Italy's/France, which I see in films (plus it correlates with the general meme of countries with good foods)
Not by a long shot. There is none other food in Europe as varied, tasty, healthy and diverse than the Spanish/Portuguese cuisines.
And it is a good thing that you pinkskins don't know this, because some of its ingredients are region-specific and very limited. If we get everyone pouring into our food markets, we'll lose in quality for ourselves.
We live longer than you guys for a reason (our healthcare is also the GOAT, but that's another story).
>>67326730
>>67325215
best unemployment rates
>>67326087
>implying France only fought eternally against England
>>67327956
wew this is some high level of autism
>>67326270
>correlates perfectly with the amount of population in Europe at the time
Bitch please, stay biased. France at the time was more populated than Spain, Portugal, Germany and England combined.
>>67327956
>>67328329
are you the same asshurted autist?
>>67328329
>at the time
between 1400 and 1950?
>/sp/ turning into a debate belonging on /his/
not surprising desu
>>67328329
>Bitch please, stay biased. France at the time was more populated than Spain, Portugal, Germany and England combined.
You forgot Austria-Hungary and Russia too. We wuz populated and shieeet
>>67328362
Yes.
>>67328430
Spain had 3 million people by the time it started colonizing America. France had 18 million. Germany had 11-12. England had 2 (most of it around the London area). Portugal had less than a million.
If anywhere, the only remarkable place here is Northern Italy (the Tuscany area) and Northern Germany (Hansa controlled area), where indeed there were A LOT of intellectuals. The rest is just a linear correlation with population.
Still, nobody else produced a Cervantes. Or a Velázquez (pic related). Or a based Gonzalo F. de Córdoba. Stay mad, frogs.
Fuck off you /int/ernational autists
>Yurocucks: Muh Istree la' the thread
Kys. We rule the world.
>>67328771
seriously dude why are you so mad at France?
>>67328771
>stay mad frogs
Literally answering to 3 hours old post with "Bitch please, stay biased".
Chill out Jordi, I know you wuz kangz too. Everything can be explained with population, that's why Sweden always dominated sciences, they are too many!
>>67328981
Why aren't you? Learn some history senpai. It's the only way to vote properly next June.
I want to live in Spain and do nothing but siesta all day and play futbol and fuck qts
>>67329044
I left the post to watch a film and play some vidya, then came back.
Sweden wasn't on your autismal map of bestest countries in Europe. Troll harder.
>>67329065
there is more life that be mad about some stuff happening centuries ago
and if >we should be mad at some country it should be England desu
also what the fuck does it have to do with the elections?
>>67328981
He hates Felipe VI and the Bourbon House.
>>67328771
you are embarrasing
>>67329264
Who told you I wasn't mad at England as well?
History in general is important to understand our country. We haven't changed that much, as a culture or as people themselves. We must not repeat our mistakes.
It all comes together nicely when you do study the motivations and customs of our past.
>>67329312
And you are probably part of our country's problem. Serves me right for helping derail the thread into historical bragging (which I love to do, much more than sports). I guess today wasn't the day for this.
>>67329361
Poor guy, you'll be angry all your life because of two wikipedia pages
>>67329295
bourbons were probably better than Hasbourgs on a general level
Fernando VII tho
>>67329361
yes, history is very important for everything in general
but I still cannot understand the relation between the election in June and the spanish-french relations
>>67329264
>>67329361
maybe you two should stop being mad and just chill with the memes, the place is full of people that just want to greentext and meme post and i only see chest-bumpin threads
enserio es ridiculo, teneis mas en comun con la gente de aqui sea cual sea su bandera que con jon y jessi de vuestra ciudad
>>67329361
Try to study the difference between England and Britain first. Because when you said there was 2M English people between 1400 and 1950 when commenting the British accomplishments its a bit embarassing.
>>67325571
The fact that you used that image just tells me your about 10 years old.
>>67329514
Dude, get real. I'm not mad about this. What is so bad about some autism/history bragging every now and then?
>>67329520
Mírate cómo eran los de aquí y cómo eran los franceses o los alemanes hace 400 años. Iguales. IGUALES que ahora. Es como si nos quitaran Internet, la tele y los coches, pero dejaras a la misma peña en el mundo.
Entender los movimientos sociales desde entonces hasta hoy te ayuda MUCHO a entender por qué la sociedad está como está.
El tema es que para llegar a interesarte por eso, tiene que gustarte la historia, y para que te guste la historia, tienes que empezar por lo más molón, que son las batallas, las guerras, y demás. Si te gusta aprender de eso, te interesarás por lo otro más adelante.
>>67329554
De todas formas, discutir estas cosas siempre está bien. Para mí, vaya. A mí me encanta hablar de estas mierdas xD
>>67329554
>>67329780
>>67329520
>>67329361
¿Cuántos de ustedes tienen un canal de Youtube?
Sean sinceros.
>>67329780
>Entender los movimientos sociales desde entonces hasta hoy te ayuda MUCHO a entender por qué la sociedad está como está
vale, en ese sentido te doy la razon
>>67329834
yo no
aunque mas de una vez me lo he planteado y puede que algun dia haga algo
>>67324975
>KICKING A BALL
>>67329633
>1815-1990
>we were talking 1400-1950
And, to clarify:
- There was no "Britain" in 1400, or 1500, or 1600, which was the period I spoke about,
- Only England is reflected in the biased maps from >>67326270
- In 1500, France was not as big as Portugal+Spain+Germany+Britain. It was as big as Portugal+Spain+Germany+England. If I had written "Britain" there, it would have encompassed more territory, and I would have probably been wrong (though not by much).
>>67329834
You (el autista) tampoco xD
Pero también me plantearía hacer alguno (de historia, en castellano) alguna vez. Porque falta hace :V
>>67329911
that's a lot of sports tbf lmao
>>67329780
me pasa igual, a mi tambien me gusta la historia, pero no creo que este subforo sea el lugar en que discutir estas cosas
de todas formas no iba por ahi, no se si eres el anon que siempre postea este grafico y el pic de las 3 grandes ligas, pero es que sieeeeeeempre que algun equipo español gana estos partidos viene alguien y postea las mismas imagenes para darse golpes de pecho, y sinceramente hay que tener humildad, esto solo hace que la gente este mas reacia con nosotros y que en cuanto algun equipo español pierda nos vayan a dar la brasa a muerte y sera bien merecido
nuestra liga y deportistas son de lo mejor del mundo, y para la poblacion que tenemos es un orgullo, pero hay que llevar un perfil mas bajo y disfrutar de los memes que este subforo es pequeño y casi nos conocemos todos
>>67329780
>Si te gusta aprender de eso, te interesarás por lo otro más adelante.
Or just travel already and meet real people, try to compare and understand different ways of living and philosophies by actually living them.
Much more effective than learning dates and belligerents of some useless war to learn life.
Not only on football tho. Nowdays Spain is the country with the best athletes in the world.
>>67329908
>>67329984
Deberían hacerlo, los hispanohablantes consumen Youtube más que nadie en el mundo e incluso te compran tu """libro"""".
>>67329912
>Germany in 1400
how does it works exactly?
>spanish talking about history
You were conquered by moors ffs.
At least get conquered by white people like England did with the Danish, France did with the English etc
>>67330089
MI-LI-BO-RO
LUNA DE PULU-TÓN...
>>67330089
yo creo que en sudamerica es mucho peor, sobre todo Argentina y Chile, la sensacion comun a los que van alli es que la expectacion y adoracion que reciben aqui alli es diez veces mas
y de todos modos la idea de como seria mi canal no se parece al tipico canal grande
>>67330206
VIII century muslims >>>>> XXI century muslims desu
>england conquered france
you mean the opposite right?
>>67330037
No, no soy ése. Hace como un año que no entro en /sp/. Acabé los estudios y ahora curro y no tengo tanto tiempo para esto como antes (mañana libro, pero ya está) xD
Hace años había muchas discusiones como ésta. No pensé que la gente estuviera así de poco receptiva hoy día :V
>>67330052
I do that as well. Meeting other people (and talking about their history with them) is my favourite thing to do, socially speaking. People from Eastern Europe are always very interested in history, for some reason, but Western plebs aren't.
>>67330198
Present German borders, during the times of the HRE.
>>67330089
MI LÍ-BO-RO, LUNA DE PU-LU-TÓN...
>>67330267
VII to XV centuries muslims >>>>> XXI century muslims desu
FIFY
>>67326099
>>>Best fiesta
>England
>>67325571
>>67325690
>>67325900
>cuckifornia
>better than any part of any country in any way
pick one
>>67325215
>Best food
Italy.
>Best weather
England.
>Best wine
M-maybe.
>Best fiesta
>Best siesta
>Best beaches
Who cares, why not.
>Best bitches
France or Eastern Europe.
>Best history
France.
>Best biodiversity/km^2
You can have that one.
>>67327784
Fuck your jamon shit and paela and guardiola.
>>67325733
best food italy
best weather croatia
best wine croatia
best feista germany
best beaches france
bitches, haven't tested enough to precure the correct answer
history england
biodiversity
the least populated
>>67329044
doesn't japan have a part of one of the new ones?
>>67325215
>>Best food
USA
>>Best weather
Sapporo
>>Best wine
No idea, France?
>>Best fiesta
I've never been to a fiesta
>>Best siesta
I'll give you this one
>>Best beaches
Fuck sand
>>Best bitches
>3dpd
>>Best history
Probably Italy
>>Best biodiversity/km^2
I think that's Ecuador or some shit
>>67330072
Holy shit, that's fucking funny.
>>67330072
Javier Fernandez is my favorite figure skater
>>67325571
>Calidornia
more like SJWland
>>67324975
Why from 2,000 m8?
>>67338048
Well, go back a little and you can add 2 more cl :)
>>67325215
Are we taking best football history or history in general
The spanish truly hegemony happened when TSU signs for Real Madrid.
Every team in LaLiga improves just to win against him and gain a name on this grey world.
Thats my analysis. Waiting for the Sky call tbbh
>>67325215
>Best weather
Having to go to sleep in the middle of the day because it's too fucking hot isn't good weather, it sounds incredibly annoying to live with on a regular basis
>>67325215
>Best food
France
>Best weather
Netherlands
>Best wine
Italy
>Best fiesta
>Best siesta
Siestas are shit. Finishing work at 8pm because of a 3 hour lunch break? No thanks.
>Best beaches
Greece
>Best bitches
Denmark
>Best history
British isles or Germany
>Best biodiversity/km^2
Montenegro
>>67325781
There are not a lot of countries that, quite simply, made what we are.
Ancient Greece, Roman Empire, France and England are by far the most important.
From all of those I think England as the nicest history, although I personally think that the Romans where the most based ones.
>>67325781
>indirectly admitting that you as a nation are irrelevant.
gg.
>>67325215
this
i do not know much about spanish history, but the football, food, people, bitches, wine, beaches are top.
also the view of life
>>67325733
Portugal best ally.
>>67325215
that's not portugal you fucking moor
>>67326704
This is your typical girl who works down your local fish and chip shop. Don't talk shit m8.
>>67338991
>also the view of life
Not working you mean?
>>67325215
Then why the Spanish migration? I'll tell you plain and simple. There's no jobs. And your economy is poor.
>>67326214
>no mention of Shakespeare
jeez senpai
>>67337034
Ye m8, that's why every tourist travels to Iowa, South-Carolina, West Virginia and Mississippi during their holidays.
>>67325215
For someone who's been to most European countries, here's my honest list:
>Best food
Italy
>Best weather
Portugal
>Best wine
Not a fan of wine, but Begium wins best beer
>Best beaches
Believe it or not, Bulgaria
>Best bitches
Spain/Italy
>Best history
The Netherlands :^)
>Best comfy
Denmark
>>67324975
>no Serie A
>implying our bitches are not the best
>>67325571
Man i regret visiting california, it was horrendous, expensive as fuck, full of stuck up faggots, it doesnt really have anything going for it except that the weather is nice, its one of the worst places/states ive ever visited. Colorado is fucking great tho
>>67339291
I've been to London and Bath, good bitches to be desu
>>67325781
Cmon faggot take your head out of your obese ass and open a history book, your country wouldnt even exist without the british
>>67339313
Yeah, the West Coast is overrated as fuck. I enjoyed Nashville the most, top tier city
>>67324975
you may as well add on the Euro trophy to england's now lad since it's pretty much already in the bag
>>67339291
Border collie best British bitch.
>>67339313
That and all the women have had their faces made weird
>best bitches
Clearly none of you have ever been to Norway, Sweden or Denmark.
>>67339333
He's obviously of some kind of darker skin variety.
>>67325215
>Best food
Suomi
>Best weather
Suomi
>Best wine
Suomi
>Best fiesta
Suomi
>Best siesta
Suomi
>Best beaches
Suomi
>Best bitches
Suomi
>Best history
Suomi
>Best biodiversity/km^2
Suomi
SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE
>>67339313
>he didn't travel through hostels
Did you even visit Yosemite? Death Valley? Santa Cruz?
>>67339363
Have fun dying in Yosemite during summer due to mosquitos, anon.
>>67326564
>he thinks the only way to live is this capitalism bullshit that is only held together with tape and eill crumble pretty soon
>>67329911
>THROWING A FUCKING EGG
>WHILE FAT PEOPLE HUG EACHOTHER
>ITS BEEN 3MINUTES BETTER HAVE A COMMERCIAL BREAK
>>67339375
Depends when you went of course, but I went on a road trip around CA in November. I was able to surf in Santa Cruz, hike in the snowy Sierra Nevadas and basically experience three seasons in a matter of one week. CA is also close to Arizon -> Grand Canyon. And if ur a faget, Las Vegas isn't far away either.
>>67339363
Just went around and slept in the cheapest place i could find, couldnt spend more than a week in california because holy shit why
>>67339435
Because travelling is also about socializing unless you're antisocial.
>>67339478
Yeah it is, but california isnt really filled with people i want to socialize with, fucking loved colorado and the people there, one of my favorite places in the world. California is trash tier, xant wait until they all die of thirst
>>67339497
So you met them all?
>>67339512
Ofcourse not but that seems to be the culture there, to be as stuck up and obnoxious as possible.why are you defending fucking california of all places? So many better, more beautiful places in the states
>>67339528
Prob because you hung out with the natives. I travelled with a random group of international students. Some koreans, canadians, dutch, other norfags, swedes and japs. I might agree to some extent that Califags might be obnoxious, but the place doesn't suck. Just some of the people.
>>67339558
Some of the scenery is alright, ill give it that, there are a lot more beautiful places there tho
>>67329044
23 elements
2 world wars
1 World Cup
>krauts btfo
>>67329044
holy shit Sweden
>>67339582
based
>>67326036
fucking rekt
>>67338849
This right here. Anyone who actually likes places where it goes above 26°C in the summer is a literal nigger.
>>67329044
Rest of the world status: BTFO
Yall niggas can't keep up with a country of less than 10 million people KEK
>>67326036
Rest of Europe are you even trying?
>>67326036
EPL titles won by English managers: 0 (zero)
>English master tacticians
>It's a "Spain pretends they amount to shit ignoring the elephant in the room" episode
>Last two spanish wins in Europe were achieved playing like us
>us
>>67325215
The only reason us french go to Spain is for your whore houses in la Jonquera. Outside of this we are a better version of your country
>>67326036
LIGA AND BUNDES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67339731
black dicks sucked by sweden: 10,000,000,000
>>67326036
Holy shit delete this before the german mod wakes up
>>67339793
My capital isn't 50% Indian/Paki
But keep posting /pol/ memes, just proves my original point
>>67326214
Great English artists:
>Big Narstie
>Craig David
>Kano
>Stormzy
>Skepta
Americunt btfo
>>67339793
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh shit i am creasing right now
>>67339850
>My capital isn't 50% Indian/Paki
no but it is 100% somalian
>>67339877
>No JME
>>67339850
>white:
59.8%
>asian (indian/paki etc):
18.4%
>black:
13.3%
U wot m8?
>>67338968
>Disregarding Spain and his own Portugal in his list
Nigger you have a bad case of self-loathing. Portugal and Spain are the #1 cause for stopping the Turks. We opened the new trade routes and turned all the muslim countries shitholes forever, allowing Europe to flourish instead of being BTFO'd by berbers and ottomans and falling into darkness again.
Also explored the entire World and brought civilization fucking everywhere. More, and better than the Brits or the French. There is a reason why latinos and brazillians are brown while North Americans are white. Unlike them, we didn't exterminate everyone living there (even if the general "meme" is that we did).
Read up on some history, asshole. Also, sell me some towels.
>>67339762
By just watching your sports NT's both know what country is superior.
>>67325571
> Cali
I refuse to believe you're from here. You just moved here didn't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNQUeeF6hso&ab_channel=HichamMed
:*)
>>67339243
>attracts tourists = good
'no'
you need to update that
and tomorrow...
Europa league
Why are bongposters so delusional?
>>67326214
I know most of them
>>67326609
No fucking Idea who they are. Only Rowan Atkinson
>>67339877
literally who
Germany --barbarians litlle or nothing romanized
also heretics.
England----barbarians litlle or nothing romanized
also heretics,pirates.
Spain-----the most Catholic nation of humanity ,thanks to us Catholicism is the first religion in the world , more Romanized that Rome,the best caesars born here (Trajano ,Adriano ,Theodosius the Great) , We fight 700 years to expel Muslims That makes our genes are higher than the rest, the greatest discovery of mankind is our,
napoleon btfo, Communists btfo ,best painter of all time ,best writer of all time ,etc...I understand your envy.
>>67339362
Kaverini...ei... suomalainenviinia el ole hyva
>>67360313
kylla se on hyva
>>67353849
Most retarded map I have ever seen.
pls
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana_(New_Spain)
>>67341673
But we never even made good philosophy, for example.
We never changed the way people think like the French, for example.
What part of Spain are you from bros?
Who /lifelong/ here?
>Be 5pa1n
>Formed by the Roman empire
>Overrun by the Moors and under muslim rule for about 700 years
>Begging every christian in europe to support you to BTFO the muslims (711- last caliphate surrendering in 1492)
>Biggest achievement till today is hiring an genoese (italy) explorer to discover a western sea route to India that he never found
>Spanish Inquisition torturing and killing random innocent people for lulz
>1516-1700 reign family was from the house Habsburg (that's a European ruler family originating from south swabia, today's switzerland) after that it was some rejects from france
>Conquistador's slaughtering entire civilizations chasing gold and glory for the catholic church
>Loosing Habsburger granted influence in europe as well as every single colony and went back to total irrelevance
>Fascist dictatorship 1936-1975
>first democratic elected parliament in 1982 (!!!)
>astonishing 25% general unemployed rate and over 50% youth unemployed rate
España decime qué se siente,
para tener raíces musulmanas,
Te juro que aunque pasen los años,
nunca nos vamos a olvidar.
>>67363990
>hey look I'm a German and I can only get it up if someone is shitting on my face
>>67363990
At least they're not fucking up Europe for the third time and instigating the death of millions of white Europeans.
>>67363990
If it wasnt for Spain, christians would be a minority
>Spain
>64% muslim, 34% nigger, 2% dog, 0% human
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana_(New_Spain)
>>67364057
all their whites were killed off about 1,000 years ago to be fair lad
>This thread is still up
>/sp/ in charge of not getting bootyblasted
>>67325246
Literally 0 (zero) teams from Poland has qualified for UCL in last 20 years.
>>67339313
>it was horrendous, expensive as fuck, full of stuck up faggots, it doesnt really have anything going for it except that the weather is nice, its one of the worst places/states ive ever visited.
Reminds me of Paris
>>67339362
I know this is a joke
But this is actually correct except that Spain has the best bitches
>>67364071
The sad reality of Brazil
>>67325215
>Best food
China
>Best weather
Canada
>Best wine
California
>Best fiesta
Brazil
>Best siesta
Spain
>Best beaches
Some random tropical island somewhere
>Best bitches
France
>Best history
Middle east
>Best biodiversity/km^2
California
