>tfw lack the ability to get excited due to my excessively high intellect
>tfw to intelligent to watch sports
sigh
Iktfb
Similarly I'm to smart to function in society today
itt: posters that really make you think
I'll start-OP.
>>67315486
>tfw smart but essentially unwilling to put myself forth into menial tasks
tis the curse of a superior intellect im afraid to say
>to intelligent
obviously not if you dont know basic english
>>67315651
>not intellect enough to realize the extra zero is redundant as fuck
I want redddit to leave.
>>67315651
Please be baiting. I do not have the time to prove how my intellect is leaps and bounds over your own.
>>67315686
>zero
>o (O)
>0 (zero)
what the fuck famalaipai?
I'm so smart I don't believe in God.
>to intelligent
Watch e-sports. Sports with actual depth played by proper athletes
>>67315486
Is that you in the pic, OP? lol
>>67315486
> to
>>67315486
>tfw lack the ability to get excited due to my excessively high intellect
You joke, but I actually experience this.
>>67315486
>Filename is monkey
>Posts a gorilla
Gorillas are part of the great ape family, you retard.
I don't think it is a sign of intelligence but I am too anxious in public settings to cheer for my team, I am afraid people will laugh at me if they see me having a good time.
>Too intelligent to enjoy soccer
Sometimes I almost envy the hues, jungle people, and yuros for their simplistic entertainment.
>>67315486
By intellect do you mean low testosterone?
>>67315486
>tfw lack the ability to get excited
literal autism
>>67315651
only a dull mind would fall for such obvious bait
>>67315719
He's taking the piss, you mental midget
>not intellect enough
>extra zero
Are two wanks per day a lot?
I feel i shouldn't masturbate that much but i enjoy it a lot.
>>67316351
It's actually tragic that we share a board with such dullards
>>67316378
Masturbation is a sin.
>>67316378
depends.
if you are a neet its on the lower end.
if you are a wageslave its on the uper.
>>67316378
Fuck yes it is. Once a week max is the perfect balance. More than that and you instantly become beta
>>67316209
its called depression, seek some benzos
>>67316415
typical american, trying to solve problems with pills
>>67316415
But I like the other drugs more.
>>67315486
If the extra o is too redundant for your intelligence, why did you put 2 S in excesive? Clearly not intelligent enough to save yourself the trouble
>>67316446
is there any other way?
Intellectually enough, I have the largest intellect among intellectuals
>>67316253
That's exactly it for me too, I feel like I look really awkward if I celebrate so I end up not celebrating which looks awkward too
I think if I just didn't worry about it I wouldn't look awkward but I'm sooo fucking stiff all the time
>>67316231
This
Thats pretty retarded desu
Gorillas are GOAT
>>67316276
Bang on, its not just a game its war.
ITT: autistic people
