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FA:Free agent slot CB Leon Hall visiting Giants
JAC:Jaguars decline 5th-year option on LT Joeckel
LAR:Rams pick up Austin & Ogletree's option years
FA:'Skins give up on CB Culliver after one year
FA:Colts release C Holmes after drafting Kelly
TEN:Titans decline Warmack's fifth-year option
PIT:James Harrison confirms he will play in 2016
DET:#AsExpected: Lions pick up Ansah's option
MIN:Vikings activate options for Rhodes and Floyd
TEN:Mularkey: DeMarco 'loved' Henry selection
FA:Bears say goodbye to LG Slauson after draft
FA:Bears dump veteran S Antrel Rolle, save $2.7M
Daily reminder:
Landry is not elite.
Reminder that Ezekiel Ansah hasn't reached his prime yet
Reminder that Tom Brady is innocent and has never been proven a cheater.
>>67314878
Daily reminder: No pat fuckboi can explain why he smashed his phone.
How did I do?
why are people unironically responding to this new namefag? hes literally only trying to be the new tiki
in case anyone wants to rate my r8
>>67307963
>Eagles
>Lane Johnson OT Ohklahoma Round 1, Pick 4, 4th Overall
A+ probably the best RT in the NFL right now
>Zach Ertz TE Stanford Round 2, Pick 3, 35th Overall
B taking a while to develop but is poised for a great year next year Travis Kelce 2014 numbers scaled to 16 starts since we are adopting a part of the former KC offense. What you expect from a Stanford player, disciplined and technical
>Bennie Logan DT LSU Round 3, pick 5, 67th overall
A++ dominant lineman run stuffing, pressure, and TFL production, disruptive at the line, giving Fletcher Cox a run for his money, all in the third round
>Matt Barkley QB USC Round 4, Pick 1, 98th Overall
F >USC QBs
>Earl Wolff S N.C. State Round 5, Pick 3, 156th overall
D always injured, average when actually on the field, barely started over a playably-injured Patrick Chung ratings not a F because late round flyers start at 5th round less chance of being starters and mostly ST players are this late
>Joe Kruger, Jordan Poyer, David King, [Jake Knott--UDFA] Round 7
Not Rated, all 7th rounders none played a single snap for the eagles in an official game nor any team afterwards.Mixed career long IR list bench warmers and practice squad 7th round is never full of expectations anyway
who /min-max/
Bosa will be a bust.
>>67314901
God I hate tripfags but I love you right now
>>67314901
Simple, it was an Apple
>>67315006
can't wait until this meme goes away in the first week of September.
No one actually believes he will bust
>>67314928
He's not new
>>67315086
FUVK YOU YOU FUCKING CUVK
YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM
WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN RAMSEY
BOSA WILL BUST
HE IS NO J.J. WATT
HE IS U N D E R S I Z E D
JUST LIKE RANDY GREGORY
>>67315160
JJ Watt is white and a motor babby
Bosa is white and a motor babby
the comparisons exist for a reason
>>67315067
It was actually a Note 4 la
>>67315160
1st grade takes Tuesday's off?
>>67315086
As an NFL expert me and my colleagues were baffled by the Bosa pick. Taking a third round talent at #3 overall was a huge blunder.
>>67315160
>undersized
>literally an inch taller than maymay watt
>>67314915
Isn't Cousins the starter?
FACT
>team
>favorite stud
>favorite obscure goofball
>favorite King of the Hill episode
>Cakes
>Dareus
>Cardale "Cardstock" "12g" Jones (Formerly Leodis McKelvin)
>A Beer Can Named Desire
>>67315217
>Carr
>Average
>>67315200
He weighs much lighter
he lacks the weight to go with his height
his hands are much smaller
his arms are shorter
he is much less explosive in his legs
and those are just measurable and intangibles
as a player in college he was a big10 babby beating up and padding stats on shitty competition and gets shut down by good offensive tackles
>>67314901
>mfw a pats """""""fan""""""" attempts to discuss other teams
Seriously outside of a literal tranny none of them are capable of having an intelligent conversation about a team other than their own
It's fucking embarrassing
>>67315217
>no below average starters at any position other than returner
kek try again
>>67315309
protip: Watt went to the Big 10 too
>everyone makes fun of the Patriots
>still the best franchise in the league
??????????????
>>67315274
Ravens
Brandon Williams
????
A Firefighting We Will Go
>>67315189
>NFL expert
>Bosa a 3rd round talent
Zero (0) NFL experts had him anywhere but the 1st round. Many had him as BPA in the entire draft. Including PFF
>>67315346
>playing as a Buckeye =/= playing for Wisconsin
much higher surrounding talent artificially inflates individual value
>>67315361
its like making fun of the yankees, its just something to do
pats have been good for most if not all of our lives so it gets old
>>67315389
Everyone behind the scenes at NFL Network were shaking their heads.
>>67315415
Find me one reputable source that shows Bosa was anything but a first round pick. Find me one where he'd go out of the top 10
>>67315274
Eagles
Malcolm Jenkins
/deathrowe/
the one where Dale opens a gun store inside that book store that peggy buys
>>67315415
only because Bosa isn't a fit for the Chorgers.
>>67315445
I'm not gonna argue with some rando with less sinsider information than me. Bosa will be laughed out of the NFL before next season, complete bust.
>>67315470
Ok anon rando who can't spell insider correctly
>>67315470
>>67315481
Your got this big D insider
>>67315458
Chargers run a 4-3 over 2/3 of the time and he'll line up inside with Mebane and Liguet on 3-4 snaps. He's actually perfect for the chargers scheme
>>67315481
>rando loser knows Bosa is a bust
>rando loser gets BTFO so hard he resorts to pointing out typos
lmao
>>67315492
Fucked it up you faggot
GB Packers will have a top 10 offense and defense this year
Do any Bungles fans know if Brandon "Brickhands" LaFell is likely to get the start over Tyler Boyd? Whatever happened to Byron Jones?
Also, pick 2 to keep
>Company of Heroes 2
>Men of War: AS2
>Project Zomboid
>Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
>The Sims 3
>Age of Empires 2
>>67315551
>Rollercoaster Tycoon
>Age of Empires 2
AOE is one of the best games of all time, I still play it on steam
>>67315274
seahawks
bobby wagner
chop chop
"that's my purse, i don't know you!"
>>67315274
>Eagles
>Barwin
>Hicks
>Y2K episode most likely, wasnt the funniest but definitely had the most tension and was a good episode all around
>>67315551
And yes, Byron Jones from Cowboys. Shouldve prefaced that
>>67315513
>knows Bosa is a bust
sure thing bc predicting the future is a thing. fucking autismals
>>67314853
niggas got the face of dikembe mutumbo's older brother how tf he only 26
>>67315006
Triggered Michicuck spotted
>>67315655
I'm from the future and can confirm bosa is a bust
>>67315681
I'm actually a big Ohio State fan, Bosa is a total fraud.
>>67315694
>people never lie on the Internet
Ok michicuck
>>67315694
No you're not, go get poisoned by lead you sambo loving cuck.
>>67315274
leodis was a great obscure goofball. corey mcintyre too.
Is there anyone on this earth that has caused more butthurt in sports than these two individuals?
doesn't he look glorious?
>>67315994
the cowboys, the raiders, etc
>>67315994
Sepp Blatter and Tim Donaghy
>>67315994
The Detroit Pistons made the following players mad as fuck:
Larry Bird
Michael Jordan
Scottie Pippen
Magic Johnson
>>67315626
the byron jones from the cowboys is playing for the cowboys
>>67315994
Eli Manning & Kobe Bryant
>>67315994
Kobe and Curry
>the state of the jets QB situation
jesus
>>67316043
>Isiah Thomas got Jordan SO ass blasted Jordan threatened to not play if he was on the Dream Team
>>67316094
Kobe bc he raped that girl in the ass?
>>67316043
and MJ and Scottie ARE STILL MAD
>>67315312
I'm not a tranny
Don't get like /pol/.
>>67314915
Thank you for using the good chart.
Broncos back2back titles? All signs point to YES
>>67316293
might not make playoffs
>>67315994
Burger and anyone who ever raped a female
>>67316305
They said that last year too
>>67316314
they say it about most teams
>>67316291
>hates /pol/
Go back to plebbit
>>67316305
They only lost two starters on defense and can only improve on offense. I'm not saying they'll go back to back, but every year the AFC west is said to be up for grabs but Denver always wins it
>>67316340
yeah i think they have a good chance, but the chiefs and raiders could be pretty tough this year and I'm not sure the offense would actually improve with sanchez. or do you think they start lynch? either way.
>>67316386
Their offense was so bad last year that there's no way Sanchez can make it worse. They got some improvement on the offensive line, I think they'll be a bit better.
>>67315919
mac truck :(
>>67316336
You misunderstand
>>67316043
I made your mom mad when I piston her face
>>67316409
sanchez can actually play decent for a stretch, but it's just a matter of time until complete melt-down.
>>67316432
anime is for faggots
>>67316509
Stop by my thread on /pol/ tonight, there will be many fruity bussies
Soon
post way too early 53 man squads
QB (2): A. Rodgers, Hundley
RB (4): Lacy, Starks, Crockett, Ripkowski
WR (6): Nelson, Cobb, Janis, Adams, Montgomery, Abbrederis
TE (3): R. Rodgers, Cook, Perillo
C (2): Linsley, Tretter
OG (3): Sitton, Lang, Taylor
OT (4): Bulaga, Bakhtiari, Spriggs, Barclay
DT (3): Guion, Clark, Pennel*
DE (4): Daniels, Boyd, Jones, Lowry
OLB (5): Matthews, Peppers, Perry, Elliot, Fackrell
ILB (4): Barrington, Ryan, Martinez, Brown
CB (6): Shields, Randall, Rollins, Gunter, Goodson*, UDFA TBD
FS (2): Clinton-Dix, Hyde
SS (2): Burnett, Banjo
K: Crosby
P: Mortell
LS: Lovato
Practice Squad (10): Murphy, Davis, the rest TBD
* denotes 4 game suspension due to substance abuse policy
>>67316696
Post THIS!
*karate chop to the throat*
Heh, easy.
>>67316655
wtf was the d-line doing in that gif?
>>67316733
*it was a shadow clone*
Checkmate.
*stabs you right in the heart*
And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
>>67315344
There are no below average starters on the Cowboys
>>67317018
*appears several meters away*
hmm, it seems my shadow jitsu is no match for you...
*assumes sanzetsu no jitsuzhi stance*
but can you handle my real power?
*hair starts to glow*
HIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA
*body becomes covered in flames*
IIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
*lifts several feet off the ground*
haha, now taste true power!
*katana splits into Jangse, blade of 1000 Edges and Yohlo, fang of the viper*
taste this!
*slashes you into exactly 8000 pieces*
*you cease to exist in all dimensions*
pssh... nothing personal kid...
Will Bryce Petty, Tom Savage, or Garrett Grayson ever play meaningful downs in the NFL?
>>67317046
*it was a hologram*
take this
*falcon punch*
I win.
>>67316733
>>67317018
>>67317046
Jesus Christ get a hold of yourselves you fucking autists
>>67317057
Grayson is currently a camp arm for the Raiders, he was on their PS last year. So probably a no for him
>>67317057
bryce petty might have to this very year
Reminder that the 3-4 is a meme defense
>>67314915
Oh boy here we go
>Safeties have some problems
Hall is solid, Cravens is a rookie
>Compton is decent
I'd argue for solid
>LG is solid
Nigga have you even been watching the past 3 seasons? Long needs hella work.
>Cousins and Jones with insufficient data
We've seen them play, don't be lazy. Cousins is definitely solid, Jones is decent.
>>67315217
>no below average players on defense
Pfhahaha
>>67314915
>A chart which limits how many players are elite/great
Not usable for mah Panthers
>>67317330
Who is below average on their defense and how? Claiborne and Carr actually had good years last year
>>67317095
>Tiki not even able to handle good ol' ironic shitposting
pottery
>>67317395
Thats a fake tiki we have had him for a while
>>67317198
i dont smoke. i hardly go outside. i eat plenty of cooked meals and such. i pay my taxes. drink tea instead of soda, and generally want to work on bettering myself nowadays. Ive been looking up videos on how to throw a football like drew brees, and even begun to lose weight with nfl players being an inspiration to me. but now I have cancer after watching this. great.
>>67311601
>dive your head
>wonder why you hit your head
it was 100% on ridley, pollard went for the leg wrap
>>67317454
Anyone who is unironically willing to call themselves Tiki should be treated accordingly.
Future Jets Starting QB
>>67317665
Wow looks better already.
>>67317198
Canada saved my webm, I'm honored
>>67317665
>tfw this time last year Skins were projected to go 2-14 and take Hack 1st overall
Ravens
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Barely any point putting names on the interior o line. I see stork as likely to get center, but then it's Mason, Jackson, Kline, Cooper, Thuney, and possibly Andrews all vying for the two guard spots.
Also, Brown will get good snaps at DT.
>>67317862
Brady isn't the starting QB faggot
>>67317857
Have fun, Jets
>>67317862
>elite GM
stopped reading there
>>67317862
What kind of owner would be an elite owner?
>tfw Teddy's days are numbered
>>67317932
I would think to be an elite owner you wouldn't constantly be getting fined and docked draft picks
>tfw you are a MLB away from an owl
>>67318012
And a QB
>>67317919
which GMs are better than Belichick?
>>67318012
>.500 career record
>great coach
no wonder no one likes falcon trips
>>67318069
Thompson
Caldwell
Gettleman
Newsome
Schneider
Keim
Elway
Off the top of my head
>>67318088
>brought in to fix the defense
>defense goes from 32nd in the league to 16th in ONE SEASON
ty based coach quinn
>>67317665
jets fans should watch this breakdown of Hack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUh7Tia8pWM
Where is he going?
>>67315217
romo isn't elite......
>>67318303
da ravens
>>67318271
Na, that's just pro Texans propaganda from a faggot that wanted them to draft hack.
>>67318376
We don't need his ass
>mfw Packers go 14-2 this year
>>67318491
more depth is always good
soon
>>67314833
"What they going to do, suspend me?"
- texted the suspended quarterback.
>>67318491
Tom Brady is a poor example of a quarterback.
>Saints' LT Terron Armstead is signing a 5-year extension that will tie him to New Orleans through 2021, per @JosinaAnderson. A big deal.
if the fox can win the league this year then so can the vikings and i can finally die
>>67318567
>Suggs
>Doom
>Smith
>Correa
>Judon
Seem pretty set at OLB pham, especially since 3 of them are rookies or second year players
Right lads in the aftermath of the draft, who do you have winning their respective divisions?
AFC: Steelers, Pats, >Jags, >Raiders
NFC: Packers, Cowgirls, Panthers, Seahawks
>>67315217
>Goes down harder than brittle bones bradford
>Dallas
>Playoffs
>ELITE
>>67318828
>steelers
What makes you think they'll win the division after yet another poor draft?
>>67318828
>packers
What makes you think they'll win the division after yet another poor draft?
>>67316779
The got outcoached
The Memphis coach played them like a fiddle
They played the screen pass that had been set up earlier then Paxton went deep over their heads when they bit on the screen pass
>>67318977
because the ravens will have yet another losing season
>>67318828
> Jags
With what luck?
So what ever happened to Clowney? Everyone was hyping up how elite the Texans Dline was going to be yet Ive heard nothing about that guy since the draft
Lions fans here Holy crap guys that Cowboys team looks fucking scary. I definitely don't want to play them in the playoffs
>>67319225
>The Raiders will play Sanchez at least once next year
ez pz
>>67319385
Microfracture surgery
>>67319385
same thing that will likely happen to all these teams itt hyping up their teams draft
except for the cowfags who are a lock for #1 after that stellar draft
>>67318012
>>67318030
and a city
>yfw New England finds a way to draft Deshaun Watson
>>67319174
nigga you shook as shit
>Still 127 days until Week 1
>>67319225
Is he, dare I say it.....
Better than Watt?
Honesty from a Panthers fan
>>67319854
>Ziggy Ansah is a great player. That's a great football player there. And I told him so the other week.
>I sent him a message a couple weeks ago, and told him I think he's a great player. And he is.
>>67319854
Watt is the best player in all of football
If you cant name every position on your favorite team and at least one of their backups you arent a true fan
Why is everyone claiming the Stoolers to be extremely good this coming season?
I don't get it
>Watt is the best player in all of football
why is brady so cute, bros?
>>67319988
if you can't name the age, weight, height, position, and credit rating of every player on your practice squad you aren't a true fan
>>67318157
Holy shit. What? Schneider, Newsome, and Elway are the only ones on that list for whom an argument can be made.
Thompson is simply a no.
Caldwell just had his fourth draft and has had high picks to work with every year because the team has been shit generally. Also, that Jackson contract is preposterous.
Gettleman looks very good so far, but also just had his fourth draft. By no means sustained success.
And same goes for Keim, just had his fourth draft.
Belichick has stocked the Patriots with quality talent every single year for 15 years. Perhaps the defense was poor in the early '10's, but otherwise there's nothing to complain about. Also, do you realize the GM doesn't only handle the draft? That Chancellor holdout shit and the repercussions partly fall on Schneider. The fact you'd rather have David Caldwell as GM over Belichick is honestly hilarious. Contrarianism of the highest order.
>>67318568
I just need the fucking font now
>I don't know every players Madden ratings
autism
>>67320096
>I play Madden
>>67320029
Name a better player than Watt, I'll wait
>>67315994
dem manning boys
>>67320159
Flacco for starters
>These fucking names
>>67320159
I could go on for hours
>>67320159
could you be any more casual?
>>67320187
I feel bad for Goodell and the other pick announcers when they have to attempt to pronounce these guy's names
>>67320187
Will anyone top Haha?
>>67320187
>naming your kid Cleveland
Good thing he's not a QB
>>67320241
HaHa Clinton-Dix
Name or low brow political joke about the late 90's? You decide.
>>67320007
Made the playoffs with no defense and no Bell
>>67320187
Too bad they didn't put John Christian Ka'iminoeauloameka'ikeokekumupa'a Fairbairn on there
>>67320240
Wonderful Terrific Monds II
>>67320187
>Broncos sign pint-sized WR Addison
>He's 5'10
Manlets BTFO
>>67320240
His name is Ha'Sean (pronounced hah-seen) though (which is still fucking ridiculous)
henrys a big guy
Name a defensive end currently in the NFL better than Justin James Watt
I'll wait
>>67317270
>meme defense
>Justin Houston was half a sack away from the record two seasons ago in a 3-4
>>67320630
Ezekiel Ansah
>>67320630
JaDevE'On ClOWnEy
>>67320630
Khalil Mack
Name 10 better DEs than this man
>>67315679
He was born in Ghana, he's probably 32
>>67320060
It wasnt pretty but Arial is pretty damn close
>>67320240
Ishmaaily Kitchen (sp?)
played center for the Oranges last year, he's still a FA I think
>>67320857
Saved
>>67320857
Haha
Dare I say the most handsome QB?
In 7 words or less, please explain how the Jaguars will improve from last season
>>67320815
In all honesty what the fuck is the Seahawks O-line doing there
>>67320630
Chandler Jones
>>67320815
Is that the black Michael Strahan?
>>67320966
>Seahawks
>O-line
>>67320961
every other AFC South team sucks more
>>67320995
You tell me
>>67315217
Zach Martin is beyond Elite.
>>67321027
Looks like the black Strahan to me desu
>>67315217
Terrance Williams is Shit
>>67320998
>Seahawks are great at picking O-Line
They just go by different position names like DL and TE
>>67320960
Why is Flacco so handsome lads?
>>67321102
6.5/10 tbqh
>>67321071
Pure Tackle rape
>>67321102
>Handlebar mustache at any point in your life.
>Handsome at any point in your life.
Pick one
>It's a rerun where canada spams webms of literal who players
>>67321095
Is it just me or does he look exactly like Strahan but black?
>>67321168
every QB goes through a meme hairstyle phase every now and then
it passes
>>67321200
here is your free (you) on michael strahan being an actual person of high melanin
it wasnt funny the first time
>>67321195
What's next? People be nice to each other?
>>67320815
>>67321027
Coverage sacks desu
>>67320966
What is a screen?
>>67321223
Mustache is not hairstyle, birdfucker.
>>67321268
Dude looks like Strahan but black.
Tell me why the Redskins aren't gonna be the first team in a dozen years to win the NFCE in back to back years.
>>67321071
I can't watch that clip all day lad
>>67321344
No black Strahan
>>67321313
>hair on your face is not considered a hairstyle
what a coincidence, Andy Daltons existence is a meme hairstyle, catfucker
>>67321313
Yes it is renard
>>67321375
Who won that game?
>>67321406
Red Rifle.... YUM!!
>>67319953
you're the worst tripfag of recent memory but I agree with you on this. He can do it all and he does it all at an elite level
>>67321515
The referees
>>67321406
Is your armpit hair a hairstyle, boi?
And we're birdfuckers
>Pic related
>>67320240
>Jihad
>>67321547
No one styles armpit hair dip shit
>>67321541
I don't care
>>67321546
Cant wait to get the buttery parm toothpaste anon
>>67321640
>No one styles armpit hair dip shit
What is tumblr
So, people do style it, is it a hairstyle now, fucktard?
>>67321861
>tumblr
>>67321547
>on your face
shouldnt your caretaker be helping you post? being retarded and all
Bengays will NEVER win a playoff game.
>The Ravens, Jags, Texans, and Panthers were introduced into the league after the bengals last playoff game
>ALL have at least one playoff win
>one being against the bengals
>>67322026
Those creatures still do it.
>>67322072
They aren't people, besides as TLoF already pointed out we were talking about hair on faces
who /reddit/ here
>>67322030
>on your face
I'll use the *actual* definition, not our fuckboi's definition.
>Bengays will NEVER win a playoff game.
Dude, Bungles is way better than that.
And they were in complete rebuilding in 2011, but still made the playoffs, they weren't supposed to win any game besides SD in 2013.
>The Ravens, Jags, Texans, and Panthers were introduced into the league after the bengals last playoff game
Yeah, but we're CURRENTLY using the Ravens as our pocket pussy.
You can say how good you are against other teams all you want, you're our bitch though.
>>67320611
Oni here, A'Shawn's a beast but this clip is more on Bama calling the perfect twist more than it is his own ability. Stunting right into a pull centric run play's a nightmare.
>>67322227
commit suicide
>>67322227
Ayy
>>67322143
>see pic
>>67322269
>>67321071
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D
>>67322348
FUCK YU, US RATBERDS UNITE IN HAIRSTYLE DECISIONS
>>67322287
Oni delete this
>>67316655
Memphag here.
Lynch is a hack. He's Tom brady without teh same amount of skill.
He's also a hungry skellington and he better bulk up quick over the summer or he's going to get his ass handed to him on his first game. The fact that he's only played against non SEC teams is just making him look better than he really is - especially with 4 walk on WRs.
Broncos should have used all their extra dosh to convince someone else to be their QB
>>67322431
Ayy lmao
>>67322472
>The fact that he's only played against non SEC teams
that clip is literally against an SEC team
Teddy Bridgewater will win a Super bowl before the Bengals win a playoff game. Thoughts?
>>67322583
Teddy will be a backup in 2 years. Only chance is if the starting QB does
>>67322143
>>67322030
>hair on face
By your definition, hair on the scalp is not part of your hairstyle.
Enjoy the booty blasting.
>>67322269
its completely pointless arguing the definition of hairstyles on a mongolian sports board, so ill let that vague description slide
>Yeah, but we're CURRENTLY using the Ravens as our pocket pussy.
>You can say how good you are against other teams all you want, you're our bitch though.
half of those games they memed their way to a win
>>67322648
He'll still win a ring before the Bengals win a playoff game
>>67322678
Stop posting retard
>>67322797
>half of those games they memed their way to a win
Specifically how. =)
>>67320960
Who's the black guy?
>>67314929
>panthers 2013 draft
>1. Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah
WINRAR
>2. Kawaan Short, DT, Purdue
EVEN BIGGER WINRAR
>4. Edmund Kugbila, G, Valdosta State
Literally the only pick DG has whiffed on and this is because of injuries. DG himself said this was a miss
>5. A.J Klein, LB, Iowa State
WINRAR
a backup for the panthers would start on almost any other team
>6. Kenjon Barner, RB, Oregon
destroyed his knee in pre season and the patfags stole him.
how'd that work out you fucking cheaters
does your GM even know how to gettleman?
>>67322678
>hes so mad that the bengals wont win a playoff game he posts vague descriptions and strawmans
>t-thatll show them
>b-booty blasted
topkek
>>67322814
>Every ravens fan to me right now
>>67322797
This. Bengals always meme a win out when they manage to beat Baltimore, either by reffball, like when Iloka flopped or win a pointless week 17 game that the Ravens play backups.
>>67315217
nobody is gonna take your shit seriously if you list romo as elite.
>>67321310
Certainly not that
>>67322916
"vague descriptions and strawmans "
>Literally using exact words and screen-shoted definitions
>Strawmans
Pick one.
>>67322913
>Star Lotulelei
>WINRAR
Pick 1
>>67323025
We were saying that facial hair is indeed a hairstyle and you start bringing up armpit hair for some retarded reason
>>67322876
Particularly, I do remember AJ Green catching the ball after one of the Ravens DB's tipped it up in the endzone and
>week 17 victory against an almost completely injured ravens team
youre better than that
>>67323025
>DUDE HE SAID FACE INSTEAD OF HEAD LMAO
>>67323121
????
the fuck man. he's a beast.
and the panthers just picked up his 5th year option. you don't do that for scrubs.
>being this jealous because his team evaluates talent based on espn.com
>>67322916
That guy has neanderthal genes
>>67323168
And I'm saying facial hair is not a hairstyle, you make an arbitrary distinction on the limitations on one point, I make it on another.
Empirically, we're all wrong, so what's the point?
>>67323258
>his NFL team's owner is a woman
>>67323190
>I do remember AJ Green catching the ball after one of the Ravens DB's tipped it up in the endzone
They lost that game, you fucking idiot.
>week 17 victory against an almost completely injured ravens team
Like when our AFC passer rating leader was injured? =/
The Bengals were in contention for #2 seed, the Ravens are so butthurt at the Bengals that they call us "bullies"
http://www.baltimoreravens.com/news/article-1/Jimmy-Smith-Bengals-Are-The-AFC-North-Bully/30bdc750-5082-4b30-b955-ec3b62acaa30
http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/cincinnat-bengals-baltimore-ravens-afc-north-bullies-123115
http://www.inquisitr.com/2671592/bengals-vs-ravens-baltimore-wants-to-beat-the-bully/
They tried to beat us, they chug cock though.
>DUDE HE SAID FACE INSTEAD OF HEAD LMAO
and?
>Tom Brady suspended
>FINish Him hasn't come back from the grave to gloat yet
>>67323253
17th overall, 3rd year, 22 tackles, 1 sack, 1 bust
>>67315217
>scandrick
>elite
>Romo
>elite
nigga you what?
>>67323258
Bisciotti could honestly play the devil in any movie
look at his smug fucking smile
>>67319907
I'd say Thompson and Benwikere are avg, but pretty good overall
>>67323347
>Ozzie's going to die in your lifetime
>>67319907
not bad
>>67323566
Thank the Seven then for based Eric DeCosta
>>67323673
I forget how old Ozzie is sometimes, how is Eric?
>>67323347
>his team's owner is a wop
>>67322959
>like when Iloka flopped
>Implying Steve Smith Senior isn't a pushoff babby.....
annnd.....
http://www.cincyjungle.com/2014/10/29/7079401/robert-geathers-steve-smith-pass-interference
Pic related, for retards.
>win a pointless week 17 game that the Ravens play backups.
Ravens threw it 50+ times, went for it on 4th and went onside at the end.
We had our star QB injured and replace with a broke man's Alex Smith
>>67323725
Newsome is only 60.
>>67319907
Downgrade Davis to very good and I agree 100%
>>67323827
Jesus you're retarded, that pic proves nothing
Is there a worst poster in /nfl/ than the Canadian lions spammer?
The lions aren't and never will be relevant. Just fuck off already.
>>67323926
>Is there a worst poster in /nfl/ than the Canadian lions spammer?
the tripfags
>>67323926
You.
>>67317862
Fixed it up a bit, nice work on the defensive diagram though, been looking for one like that.
>>67323916
it proves he's retarded
>>67323926
I was going to say anon is worse but then I remembered that Canadian lions spammer is an anon as well so point proven
>>67323916
https://twitter.com/MikePereira/status/526473925056667648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
You're saying this isn't holding?
>Pic
The Bengals are just better than the Ravens, just accept it.
How else do you expect when you sink your entire franchise after your QB has 3 lucky post season meme games?
>>67323926
Me [spoiler] and you ;3 [/spoiler]
>>67323000
Thats because they are casuals that ignore Romos elite stats.
>>67323425
>Scandrick
>allowed 0 TDs in 2014
>QBs threw around a 39.5 QB rating throwing to WRs he covered
Elite
Romo = stats that rival the current elite QBs
D.J. Foster folks.
>>67324071
>The Bengals are just better than the Ravens
>>67324071
>Using Mike Pereira as a reliable source
ISHYGDDT
>all this Afc North banter
Why is the rest of the AFC so boring?
So was either Goff or Wentz worth the bounties traded to take them #1 and #2 in the draft?
>>67324262
>HOL UP
It's the toughest division in the NFL, with the best rivalries
>>67324176
Is that holding?
You have a 6'4 safety and a 5'9 WR in a jump ball.
How retarded can you possibly be to think a defender would choose to flop and get an OFFENSIVE pass interference call instead of contest it?
>>67324262
DASS MY BOY VICK WIT DAT 99 SPEED
PUT MY BOY VICK IN THAT NIGGA NICE. THAT BOY GON THROW THE BALL TO HISSELF AND CATCH IT HE SO DAMN FAST
>>67323926
Psssst
It's you
>>67324129
>We'r-we're good against other teams!
>>67324364
>>67324262
This.
All the other teams in the AFCN are fags, but they are better than the rest of the NFL.
>>67324176
https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/526463832643088385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
That awkward moment when Skip Bayless is on your side.....
How does that not prove that you're wrong?
>>67324444
>>67323926
Iron Giant confirmed for worst poster in /nfl/
>>67324364
>>67324436
I love how Tomlin being Black Twitter is a thing, it's the only thing I enjoy in terms of /nfl/ memes, it's probably my favorite part of being a Steelers fan.
>Most Superbowl wins
>Most Superbowl appearances
>Most winning season total
The NFC East is LITERALLY the BEST Division in the NFL
What division has the best banter?
>>67324444
>>67323926
Quads man, nothing else you can say....
>>67323926
Hi.
>>67324556
>this isn't 1980
Chorgers fan here:
What does the rest of spee think of our draft? I have no complaints and think they got 3 to 4 immediate impact players.
>inb4 Bosa will bust
>>67324556
It would be if the Eagles weren't in it.
>>67324335
none of them played an nfl snap yet
you cant tell
they could both be literal goats with rookie seasons tieing peyton's 2013 and brady's 2007 and you don't know it
or they can be jamarcus russel / ryan leaf
and everything in between
>>67324618
bosa will bust
>>67324629
they are the best even with the eagles
that says something
(implying the eagles don't start their 10 super bowl dynasty right now)
>>67324629
And the Cowboys.
And the Giants.
And the Niggerskins.
And if the Bengals were in it.
And the Stoolers.
And the Ravens
And the Browns.
>>67324618
bretty gud
>>67324575
>sneak
>worst poster
>>67324606
No its [current year] and in [current year] the NFC East has the most accolades and accomplishments of any other Division in football. Deal with it nerd
>>67324629
NFC East is the most dominant despite Philly. The eagles are like those things that suppress powers orthat something.
>>67324679
Your team is stupid and bad
Reminder that this will be what Raiders fans will look like when they move to Vegas.
>>67323926
>>67324444
Damn I sent you to the shadow realm again lmao
BTFO
T
F
O
>>67317265
wow, 22 missed that block HARD
>>67324721
Currently year = Only year that matters.
Currently....
Cowboys are trash.
Eagles are trash.
Redskins are trash.
Giants are trash.
NFC Least is trash.
>>67324776
Reminder, you and all tripfags are ugly as fuck and you deserve to die of cancer, be reincarnated as an aborted fetus
>>67324848
Let's see. Current year Cowboys are:
>better than every team in the AFC North
>more playoff wins than anyone in the AFC North
>will have a better record than any team in the AFC North
>has a better looking QB than anyone in the AFC north
Get rekt
>>67324828
Should we pay our respeck for the worst poster?
>>67324112
>elite stats
>2-4 in post season
>only 8 touchdowns in 6 playoff games.
>>67324927
>>67324961
You fucking Nogger.
>>67324927
>better than every team in the AFC North
Bungals
Stoolers
And on a good day, Ravens.
You got the Browns though.
>more playoff wins than anyone in the AFC North
Current year: Didn't make the playoffs
>will have a better record than any team in the AFC North
5-11
2/4 better, 3/4 tied or better.
>has a better looking QB than anyone in the AFC north
Pic related.
Big Ben looks like an alcoholic rapist though, give you that.
Flacco is a leather-wearing homosexual look since the handlebar mustache.
And RG3 is a nigger, so I can't do anything about that.
>>67325054
Pssst
Dalton isn't even the most good looking QB on his own team
>>67325054
I capped your post and will be ready to post it when the Cowboys get the #2 seed and the Bengals get beat to the second wildcard spot by the Jets
>>67325111
>12yearoldwithabeard.jpg
>Somehow Dalton has more soul in his eyes than him.
>>67325111
Web is literally perfect
>>67325087
Didn't make a prediction, but okay.
>>67325087
>yfw Cousins has a career season and Romo gets BTFO in the wildcard round.
>>67324927
God damn I didnt think they could be THAT delusional
>>67325054
>>67325193
>THIS IS YOUR QB
>>67325054
2016 Ravens will be better than the Bungles and they're already better than the Steelers since they swept them last year
>>67325233
Literally nothing hints to that happening.
>>67314901
Because he's done the same to several of his past phones. He destroyed that particular phone after the NFL said it wasn't needed. When the NFL was looking for ways to make him seem guilty, they pointed to that as evidence. Brady and his representation then made all of his text and call records available, and the NFL could verify them with whoever they wanted. The NFL didn't do it because it would have ruined their entire case.
This has been explained many times, but faggots like you don't want to hear it because LE PHONE is all you have to hold on to. Long story short, kill yourself.
Which of this year's undrafted free agents will have the best NFL career?
My money is on Jake Coker, he knows how to win big games and will have a great mentor in Carson Palmer, he has the potential to become a good QB in the future tbph.
>>67325306
I never realized how down syndromey Romo looks....
I think it's his eyes.
>>67325219
I didnt think you could reach this level of desperation and internal anger at ones team being an orange franchise of blue balls
as you can easily tell, that picture is over 4 years old, and andy dalton is literally a hell spawned ginger with no soul
>>67314901
Another naive little child who buys into the NFL's red herring/meme: "oh he smazhed his phone lel".
He simply got a new goddamn phone and got rid of his old one. He's a massive celebrity; you don't just place it in the garbage and that's it . He obviously has a lot of private info on there unrelated to football that he didn't want some creepy, snoopy cunt to dig up and release to the public. Regardless, whether he kept it or not, his legal team wasn't letting him hand it over due to an extremely unfavorable precedent it would set going forward.
Any potential football related texts on there is irrelevant because they had the phones and texts of the ball boys and other Patriots staff. There was absolutely noting from Brady on there. His phone = irrelevant as fuck.
The NFL would've leaked everything on his phone to the media, the same way they did with his e-mails. Again, nothing worth noting in his e-mails as well.
Air pressure drops in cold temperatures. Basic fucking science. You can make anyone look guilty the way the NFL has (tried) when you desperately cling to red herrings like this and especially when you leak misleading, outright false information.
>>67325192
It's possible. It's also possible Cousins won't even be on the team after this year. If last year wasn't a fluke for him and the redskins lock him down and build upon that I see the Redskins and the Cowboys being the top dogs of the East
>>67325314
They once more used E!SPN as their propaganda puppet because Steven A Smith actually having a scoop without it being spoonfed to that moron is a lie.
>>67325338
> and andy dalton is literally a hell spawned ginger with no soul
That may be true, but, consider this......pic related.
The NFL just released this. Great memories. Great player. I love Russell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kbI3NsXGXA
>>67325306
They are literally perfect
>>67325374
t. someone who is shook because he can't grow facial hair
>>67325424
Its easier just to not respond to that nigger, he has made it clear how shook he is at the Ravens postseason presence
Someone post Aaron Rodgers with his alien wife
>>67325424
Would rather get a face tattoo than have that.
Literally.
>>67325453
>Can't respond....
>>67325314
well put lad, have a rarer webm.
>>67325490
This is the first time I've ever been concerned with the space between the area of the eyes and mouth.
The fuck is it so long?
>>67325497
>respond to a shitpost
>>67325526
Is this a hold?
>>67325522
Thank you based Flutie
>caring about hotness of wife/gf
>not being the best husband and father in the NFL
>>67325556
>WifeWhoLooksLikeADude.jpg
>BruceJennerLookingAssBitch.jpg
>>67325573
t. Philip Rivers
>>67325054
Ben can be qt
>>67325597
That literally looks like an alcoholic rapist, bro.
Not even showing his beer belly.
>>67325549
looks like he placed his arm into his arm pit and hes retracting
got a video?
>>67325650
She looks as mediocre as her Husband is as a QB
>>67315994
So the guy with the beard and belichick?
>>67325617
>looks like he placed his arm into his arm pit and hes retracting
Are you fucking kidding me?
http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2014102602/2014/REG8/ravens@bengals#menu=gameinfo%7CcontentId%3A0ap3000000417822&tab=recap
>Bills and Cordy Glenn agree on 5-year deal
>>67325711
>Video of OPI, not a video dedicated to showing the "hold"
breathe in, now breathe out. rythmically, its good for you.
>>67325668
>this triggers the /pol/ack
That's mah quarterback!
>>67325774
Am I asking about the OPI or am I asking about the holding call?
>>67325798
>implying you can see the holding call
I guess thats why it was never called :^)
>NFL's twitter doing a Tebow Tuesday
Happening?
>>67325815
>Implying every call that should have been called has been called.
What about his jersey being pulled?
>>67321071
kek
old man Ware smoked that LT
>>67325375
Crazy ass white people, always fuckin their cousins
>>67325872
>>67321071
As a neutral fan, that game might have been the worst non-David Carr Texans offensive line performance I've ever seen.
>>67325593
Their kids will have some great reaction faces!
>>67325863
guess who didnt see it
the ref
>>67325944
>Didn't see it
Meaning there is something to see
Meaning there is a hold to see
Meaning there is a hold
Meaning, pic related
>>67325872
damn, me btfo
>listening to Zeke on The Ticket
>Zeke is a huge mouth breather
>>67325872
3/10, smirked
>>67325969
Ur mum saw ur sister holding my dick m8
>>67326032
>>67325668
>That thickness
Even a cornball brotha is still a brotha
>>67323411
>what is a run stopping Nose Tackle
Star's job is to stop the run and absorb double teams allowing Kawann to get 1v1 and sacks
watch more football.
>>67324618
Bosa will bust
>>67326258
On your mom's face
>Corey Coleman to wear Bernie Kosar's number 19
nice, nice.
>>67326286
I wish
>>67325593
That pic doesn't do Tiffany justice, she is literally made for breeding. That is probably why Rivers is pumping kids out nonstop.
>>67326324
too bad he had to go to the Browns he could've had a career
>>67326351
>>67326422
Triggered
>In #Bills LT Cordy Glenn's 5-year, $65M deal, he gets $26.5M fully guaranteed, 2nd highest ever for an OT.
Our time will come soon.
Five years and Cleveland will be contenders. Cap it.
If the Steelers, Bengals, and Ravens stay as competitive as they've been, and Cleveland has a resurgence under Hue Jackson, the AFC North will be the toughest division in the AFC, and maybe the NFL.
Give a legitimate reason why the Bills will not make the playoffs next season.
>>67326561
some teams are just not allowed to be good anon, and 3 of them are in the AFC east
>>67326561
No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills
>>67326422
To think one of the flukiest catches in NFL history from an absolute nobody kept him from having a (would-be) 5th SuperBowl and 19-0 season is pretty sad.
>>67326382
>LELELELELELELELELE LE BROWNS ARE SHIT XD NOBODY IN CLEVELAND WILL HAVE A CAREER BECUZ CLEVELAND LOLOLOLOLOL IF ONLY HE WOULD'VE BEEN DRAFTED BY SOMEONE DIFFERENT LOLOLOLOLOLOL
>LE CLEVELAND IS BAD MEME LOLOLOL
fuck you, Coleman will be a pro bowler
>>67326561
Here's two.
>>67326685
What? The Pats sure, but we own the Jets.
>>67326706
Yet they'll still finish with a better record.
>>67326651
Why did you delete your post?
>>67326561
Because the Jags, Raiders, Texans, Steelers, Pats, and MAYBE the broncucks or chefs will take the AFC playoff spots.
>>67326747
Because this is a better view:
>>67326771
Try denying this is a hold. You can't.
>>67324848
>current year = only year that matters
then why even care about winning the super bowl
then 2 years i guess that team isn't shit right? and they have never been shit right?
oh wait, that's not how it works
the cowboys have five super bowl wins and history of greatness, what do the bengals have? nothing.
and the cowboys are poised to get back into the post season
the bengals?
you can follow patterns right?
>>67326800
Sean, stop denying your dad is dead
>>67326422
Fuck you, I hope your dick falls off
>>67326808
It's been 20 years.. no one cares because Aikman, Irvin and Emmitt don't play football anymore
>>67326817
wat?
>>67326800
>inb4 reply with picture of Patriots hold on Saints
Just like the cover of Sports Illustrated showing Easley getting held vs the Broncos - it's not a hold because the defender was using a rip technique that puts the OL in that position. The actual rule states this cannot be called a hold.
>>67326928
I'm a woman
>>67326933
Never at any one point in time, has the Cincinnati Bengals been able to claim they were the best team in the league
>>67326728
Have faith. 8-8 can't last forever.
>>67326561
>>67326990
I never said that but the Romo Cowboys can't say that either and haven't done anything relevant these past 10 years
>>67320857
Use tgat as the new thread image
>>67325863
Jesus Christ you're retarded
>>67326989
Bullshit!
>cowboys fans trying to convince themselves that they will make the playoffs and destroy every other team
>>67327110
This man about to become the comeback mvp of the year and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>67327143
Kek a Cowboys fan bet me money that Ezekiel Elliott rushes for 2000 yards this season. He literally guaranteed it like it's not an outrageous claim to make.
>>67327169
Are you really a gril?
>>67326382
ESPN memez
>>67327219
Lolno
>>67327215
cowboys fans may be the most delusional fans in the NFL, very close between them and cheesefags
>>67327201
>>67327217
Did someone say comeback player of the year?
>my face when "people" actually think that the Philadelphia Eagles will not make a deep playoff run simply because they parrot their Orson Welles memes non-stop on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum
Some bottom of the barrel shitty Euro Soccer team: Leicester City FC [Think 25 times worse than the Cleveland Browns] just won their league (the English Premier league) after starting the season with 5000:1 odds of taking the chip
The Vegas Odds of The Philadelphia Eagles doing the same in the National Football League? 65:1
L.M.Fucking.A.O. /sp/ isn't ready
>Carson Wentz aka The Great White Hope, aka Blue Eyes White Dragon 2.0 aka First I BLEACHED Your Bitch Then I BLEACHED Your Wife aka The Next Brett Favre
>Sam Bradford (logistically and statistically, a quarterback)
>Zach Ertz (a top 5 TE he will put up 1300+YDs/9TDs)
>Jordan Matthews (Literally has Jerry Rice in his blood)
>Nelson Agholor (JMac clone 1000+YDs/8+TDs)
>Darren Sproles (the current NFL all purpose yards leader who will 100% not get any older unlike the entirety of the human population; black don't crack)
>Ryan Mathews (a first round pedigree HB)
>Brent Celek (a TE that can block better than any FB)
>Top 2 secondary in the NFC East
>Top 3 NFC LB corps
>Top 3 NFC DC
>Top 3 D-Line consisting of:
>DE Brandon "Break Your QB's Back Like a" Graham "Cracker"
>DT Fletcher "Big Black" Cox
>DT Bennie "Immovable object" Logan
and
>DE Connor "I taught J.J. Watt everything he knows" and "My hair gets bitches wetter than Katrina" Barwin
>Top 1 Safety Duo in the League consisting of:
>Malcolm "Punished elite" Jenkins (The best Safety in the National Football League)
and
>Rodney "Sleep tight Manny" Mcleod Jr. (an Earl Thomas Ed Reed hybrid)
Barring an occurrence of 32 statistical possibilities, there is literally no way the Eagles are missing the Super Bowl this season
The Philadelphia Eagles playoff-win drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>people keep on hating da gawd hackenberg
give him a year to study and develop and he will be the future face in the nfl with his talents and mind
>>67327201
He has no o-line.
Yea, you drafted some guys but they're not going to immediately be major upgrades.
Honestly, if I were luck I'd leave Indy and sign elsewhere. Demand a trade at least.
>>67327378
I can only imagine the ensuing butthurt when the Bradford gets injured for the umpteenth time, and wentz leads the eagles all the way to the playoffs at which point he is replaced by the now healthy sam bradford, who throws 4 picks as the eagles lose in the wildcard 49-6
>>67327263
This guy is a middle-aged doofus who also thinks they should trade Dez Bryant because of his bad attitude. Says he knows more about football than me because he's been watching "since before I was born".
He's every ESPN commenter you've ever seen, basically. A Cowboys fan who lives 30 minutes from Boston, but calls Patriots fans bandwagoners.
>>67327378
Lol
>>67327404
I watched his entire college career, the only way it could've been more amusing would be if the Benny Hill theme was playing.
Who else is set at LT for the next half-decade?
>>67327378
tryhard/10
>>67327468
Holy shit, Benny Hill theme is what I hear in my head when Hack drops back in the pocket.
>>67327415
>>67327404
>study and develop
Under who, Bryce Petty?
>>67327502
>tfw 4 elite tackles on your roster
>>67327378
>chiefs copypasta
No thanks
>>67326422
How many years in a row can one team miss the playoffs?
>>67327542
Tom Brady is a system babby and will never make the HOF because he cheated
>>67327511
It's weird he had to sign with the Shiggles for people to realize what a cyclopean failure his career is
>>67314901
Can't wait to BTFO you and every bencucks fan after the first round of the playoffs this year. Like I do every year.
Daily reminder Tim tebows has more playoff wins than dalton. So does Carson Palmer.
>>67327378
kys
>>67327636
dogeball
>>67318271
That meme music really helped to make his point.
>>67326768
>raidersfags thinking they have a chance
