You are dancing happily at the club, when all of a sudden this top lad comes over and smacks your gf's arse. What do you do?
>>67314379
WALK ON, JAP
>>67314379
chat shit
Start chatting shit probably
>vardy smacking arse
>not literally banging "my gf"
Who are you?
tell him that >she has a penis
let him fuck her and then go back home to tend to her son
Give him a gentle shove and watch the fanatic display of anguish and suffering all dive grass players have perfected.
>>67314379
snuff the fuckboy right there
>GET BANGED LAD
>>67316704
Try this. Run as fast as you can, right into someone. Then come back and tell me if it didn't hurt.
>>67316704
Costa tried that.
>>67316820
>Americans
>Running
You're asking a bit much there, lad
>>67316820
They call it hockey leaf.
>>67316820
Case closed
Nothing.
My girlfriend was obviously chattin shit, so shes about to get banged.
