>Aliens have come to Earth to take over our planet
>the only way to save your puny planet is to beat us in soccer
>You may make a starting 11 squad for the Galactic Playoffs
>"sorry we don't believe in a playoff system"
>RIP EARTH
Ayy Lmao
>>67314295
What if theyre really small aliens like ant sized
>aliens playing a earthling scum sport
Be prepared for galactic colosseum or perish.
>>67314295
ayy lmao
>>67314903
True. But they still believe in playoff systems
>>67315296
Aliens are nihilists. They believe in nothing.
At least we believe in clothes you nudist faggots
Fuck off spaceniggers
>>67314295
>10 ayylmao teams come down
>"BRING US YOUR 10 BEST EARTH TEAMS"
>play 20 team alien league
>1-8 and 10-11 are aliens
>highest earth team finished 9th
>"HAHA EARTHLINGS"
>"W-we're in t-the playoffs though..."
>AYYLMAO'S FACE WHEN
How about a game of basketball instead?
>>67315426
We didn't travel all this way for that 'sport'
>implying ayy lmaos can even compete with earthling officials and their peerless refball
