>series is tied up 1-1
>capitals are dirty goons, Orpik suspended 3 games
>maatta ded4
>ovechkin invisible, inb4 jinx
>inb4 OP can't inb4
>pens lineup
tonight is dumo's night to shine, good to see sheary is fine
>>67299725
olli please support your team right now and stop posting
Caps should be up 2-0, fuck you shittsburgh faggots
>>67299789
0-2 if matta didnt give that puck to oshie
>>67299751
MY TEAM IS LESTAH
>>67299789
maybe if you just look at regular season records and didn't watch the games
>Pouliot instead of Schultz
Brb I gotta go put my dick in a blender
caps lineup
>>67299874
if there was any question for schultz it would be lovejoy. I don't disagree with you but lovejoy hasn't done anything glaringly wrong yet
cheering for caps for that early 20s pick
Hey streamfriend where you at
>>67300042
I'm right here was a little busy so setting up late
Stream starts at 8pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwmTA8S3wlc
>>67300066
thanks buddy
>>67300066
ty based gary
>>67300066
nice get nice stream thx
I'm worried capsbros, what if Ovi never gets past the 2nd round?
caps going to lose this one worse than bernie, bros? :/
>>67300197
He doesn't get.
>tfw caps lose because Trots is fuckin pissed
>Caps have faced the penguins 9 times in the playoffs
>they've won game 1 8 times
>they've won the series once
My sides
>>67300197
Nothing of value was lost
First for >Bill
>>67300309
you were 26th
3-1 Capitals.
You heard it here.
>>67300309
Bill hat trick happening tonight la
>slapping dat ass
who else /HopesAsteroidHitsTheArena/ here?
>>67300127
>Lucy Pinder
Elite slag tbqh.
>>67300197
Then he will literally be considered one of the biggest underachievers in sports, fair or not.
>>67300324
If this post ends with an 8 then all 3 of those are by Ovi
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
caps win 4-0
check em
4-1 Caps if they actually play in the 1st and 2nd peroids
>another game with no Canadian anthem
This will never not be awesome
any one else sing along with the anthem? I like to sing it loud and obviously to piss my roommate off.
>Reddithawks + Leastern Conference - Success = Capitals
>>67300377
Nice qualifier Mongol
>Penguins wearing their shit throwback unis
>Capitals not wearing their elite throwback unis
>>67300353
When someone suggested a final between the Pens and Reddithawks before I told them I hope in that case the plot of this movie would become real, except the terrorists win:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudden_Death_%281995_film%29
>a helicopter is fine too
>>67300415
Didn't the caps wear them throughout the playoffs last year? Don't know why they stopped those throwback are based
>>67300415
the penguins are using their alternate jersey as their home jersey throughout all the playoffs you stupid fucking frog poster
>>67300415
Welcome to the last month, m8
>>67300490
>triggered
Who else /worriedthestormwillknockoutthepower/ here?
>>67300523
It's not even fucking raining yet you silly weiner.
MURRAY IS ELITE
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
MURRAY
>>67300523
where u from
>>67300523
Is it that bad? Barely noticable where Im at
AYYYYY LMAO
>>67300066
based streamfriend thank you
Why is Ovi such a cunt?
Is it cause no cups?
>cindy crysby
>-3
Wew
You can't get a much better chance than that, gotta score there
>>67300575
I'll give you a hint, near where the teams are being played. ie. not canada
>67300575
MoCo
>>67300581
It was a wall of water a few minutes ago, and been non stop thunder.
>>67300620
So you're from Seattle
>>67300605
>Le crosby is a baby meme XDDDDDDD
Eat shit.
>>67300415
But those yellow Pens jerseys are sick and a throwback to a time of great team success.
The red and white caps uniforms are all shit and are a throwback to shit.
Bill must score, I demand it
>>67300620
Erie PA?
Also might be having a hark attack boys, so it was nice knowing ya
>>67300523
Holy shit I was at a Trader Joe's in Rockville about an hour ago and fucking quarter size hail was pounding down.
Now it's just thunder and lightning.
Go Caps!
We're coming for you Penguins. You faggots better be scared.
>>67300676
>that pic
>that flag
thief
>>67300744
silly tranpa gay
>>67300693
What's a hark attack? Is that like you like some sports guy or something?
either way do you have a kid to whom you have shown the ways of 4chan? Otherwise you're going to hell for not making up the numbers.
>>67300737
holy shit youre so fat. I know youre only here for the playoffs but we don't accept casuals in hockey threads
>>67300737
Patrick Ramsey made Colt Brennan look adequate.
>>67300693
301 boys
What happens if both teams choke?
SSCCCCAAAARRRRRRRRR
SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>caps
SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
lmao
>bapitals
>no puck awareness
pick 2
Daley delivers the mail, Holtby DOES NOT REPLY.
Who rags going for the pongs here? (in this series only)
If 9, that's the only goal pens will get.
>>67300863
i'm always /horny/. dude has been putting in major work this whole season. love'em.
>>67300870
>rags
>>67300870
>being this cucked
LIKE A RENTED MULE
Well now that Oshie chance hurts even more
>>67300870
>rags
Well I guess I'm drinking tonight after all
I äm super hörny nöw
>Kessel
>Crosby
>Malkin
>Hornqist
How do you stop the pongs?
Check this 2 for the number of goals Ovi scores tonight
>>67300748
>eastern conference hockey
>>67300924
Letang is the best player this year too
>>67300811
Ayyy that's my hometown
Storm is pretty crazy here near DC, I got wet af getting beer
>>67300882
Pens swedes are best swedes
>lund6vist
Take out Kunitz and put 2009 Billy Guerin in this team, and you'd be looking at the GOAT 4 lines of all time. Debate me.
>>67300933
we get it, youre going for an ebin get. stop. oh and
SSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
SSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67300937
That's not how it works.
SCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>CRAPS
>>67300933
>can't even dubs right
Kek Caps are fucked
SCAAAAAARRRRRR
>>67300933
by 2 you went dubs, right?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>craps
Sssssssssccccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr
Well shit.
>>67300890
Caps choke job is too funny
>craps
HOLY SHIT THIS PLACE IS ELECTRIC
MICHAEL MICHAEL MOTORCYCLE
>HOLTBY
CAPS BTFO!!!!! OVI BTFO!!!!!!! TROTS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>craps
Lmo
Oh no.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>craps
>rags
Fuck it, I'm off to kill myself
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
MLD
>MLD
FUCKING LUCK PUCK FUCK
what a meme goal
Holtby...has not been very good this series
KUNHACKLE WITH THE SHOULDER
wow caps are pure shit. lucky they got the worst team in the playoffs in the first round.
>>67300811
I haven't seen your bandwagoning faggot ass for a long time now. go pens.
HOLTBY WILL GET PULLED IN PERIOD TWO
TOP
KEK
>These fucking meme goals
>>67300066
BASED
>H2LTBY
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
INTRODUCING THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
AND THE HOT DOG FLAVORED WATER
>CRAPS
>CRUMBLING
HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS TEAM! LET'S GO PENS!
more like holtwoby lol
Fucking Williams is useless. I'm plutonium mad right now. He has done jack shit for the team and gets still top line minutes
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY BORSCHT
bit late
Williams has been the caps worst player in the playoffs so far
We /mostdangerouslead/ now?
>tfw you can smell the Lee already
that second goal was absolutely insane. That was just a super lucky bounce
>it was 0-2
>caps literally icing constantly
>no call
The refpuck is real.
>the singsong chant
THE POULIOT MEME NEEDS TO DIE
WHERE IS SCHULTZ
>>67301119
Nice meme.
>>67301111
Quads confirm pongs need meme goals
>>67301119
memeface.gif
>>67301111
check'd
>Beagles are meant to run free
>1 goal on last 17 power plays
>craps
isn't ovi supposed to be good at this game?
Last number of my post is how many OT this game goes into.
>>67301210
pp babby
>>67301210
not at this time of the year
Say My Name
Caps in full asphyxiation mode
>>67301210
900 points, 100 assists
Storm knocked out my satalite
>>67301282
>2 pens on that list
what's your point?
are there any good korean restaurants in South Florida?
>>67301305
>mfw some canadian tried telling me Murray wasnt Elite
>>67301210
The best
>>67301321
K...keep me posted
I thought the caps were safe from getting halak'd after the first round...is it happening again?
>>67301326
He's a pongs fan you mong. That's exactly his point.
>>67300936
LOL
that borefest that is the Snorks/Prads series
Can't even sell the stadium
Pathetic
>holtshit
>>67301321
always wondered how those would do in a storm.
The fun thing is that Caps have been more dominant than Pongs tonight unlike last game but so far no meme bounces. They might pull a comeback though.
>>67301326
he was saying ovechkin is a pp babby you illiterate shitsburgh hick
>>67301326
>active ppg leaders
>ovi is 3rd
>he has most his points on the pp
>he's never made it past the second round
my point is he's a powerplay babby and all powerplay babbies get exposed in the playoffs
Is stream lagging for anyone else?
>>67301386
I used to have one. They are shit in even slightly inclement weather.
>>67301210
The difference between Ovechkin and Crosby is like the difference between Epcot France and actual France.
The former is very impressive to people who haven't seen to the latter.
>>67301419
yep
>>67301397
The Pens have bounced back in my opinion
NO NOT MOJO
Letang just mushed that niggas brain
If letang gets more than 2 after orpik only got 2 I'm gonna shit my pants
>late hit from letang
>left his feet
>shoulder connected to head
REEEEEE GET HIM OUT. SUSPEND THAT PIECE OF SHIT. REEEEEE
Is that a suspension?
suspension?
>pongs chimping out when winning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlDEzmSff3M
>>67301466
Should be. Won't be.
>>67301465
stay mad. homie just got bodied lmao
dirty headhunting pongoons at it again. only 2 minutes what a shock.
>>67301465
leaving feet after the contact is not the same thing you stupid frog poster
Dumb hit by Letang. That should get him a fine at the most.
>>67301439
do they ever change the countries at epcot or do they always stay the same?
>Chimera on PP
might just as well forfeit at this point
>>67301481
kek, but fuck the pongs
he literally hit his chest first. holy fuck are you autists dumb
>>67301506
They took out Germany and Sweden and just made the Arab land larger
>>67301355
Back on
>>67301465
You guys obviously don't know how the NHL rules
If Letang does it it's not a suspension because he makes Gary shekels
For fucks sake Wilson, WHY?
>>67301543
kek
HAHA Pens have 2 goals and Caps can't even score on Power Play.
YINZ GUYS BTFO
>>67301483
after the wilson hit and fine it deserves a fine. I think it deserves a big fine but it should be equal to the wilson one if they want to be fair
>craps
this is the exact same as the rags series, every time the pens make a mistake, the other team fucks up worse and evens it out
>chimping out
>craps
Ovechkin will never make the 3rd round
Fuckin God dammit caps
Can't finish for shit
>>67301466
Nah. Standard interference call, but they're going to be sensitive about it.
is matt murray the new cam ward?
>>67301439
Ovechkin is more impressive
>Pierre implying Letang did something illegal
I cannot believe my ears
Nowhere near as dirty or intentional as the orpik hit. If there is a suspension at all it will be to appease the butthurt "muh pens refpuck" crowd.
uhh, you can't do that
Reminder if you fags Fapitals lose the you fags won't even have a chance to win this series.
>>67301577
>yfw he cam wards the >perds
>>67301601
probably one game
>>67301591
>>67301591
Pierre hates the Pongragus
>>67301591
pierre has been super salty towards the pens since he was the biggest rumor to be hired by them for gm last year and they didnt
>silly billy
Pens fan here
REEEEEEEEEEE
Flyers Reese's comercial.
Why is bill perpetually fat?
Winnik why the fuck?
>Crasps fans getting booty blasted when the shit they pull every playoff series every year is done to them
pongs figured out that you just have your star players do the dirty shit so the league will be too scared to suspend them for meaningful lengths of time
>>67301633
Yeah and he's a huge bald fag rag
>>67301601
It looked borderline at first, he left his after the contact, however i wouldn't be surprised if he gets at least one game!
nice one bill
>>67301626
>>67301633
He specifically is infatuated his beloved "Kristopher" Letang
>>67301621
>if you fags Fapitals lose the you fags
>>67301661
Its easier to do when your team has more than one star player.
>>67301578
>wait at the circles for someone to pass to him man is more impressive than the most talented playmaker in the NHL
>>67301661
This
Shekels are more important than safety
Pens are pulling away.. Hard to be optimistic.
Kessel looks like a fat skeleton
>>67301439
>The former is very impressive to people who haven't smelled the latter
>Kessel knocked the stick out of Oshie's hands.
Nah, I'm pretty sure Beagle used his magnet powers to attract more hockey equipment.
>>67301685
who's bill
>shill bill
>>67301693
Sorry, I'm a Pittsburgher, naturally have bad grammar.
>>67301661
Sorry >we don't rely on one slap shot babby
>tfw there aren't any hot dogs in the box
>>67301704
Secondary assists don't count
>the city of billadelphia
>>67301749
No joke met him at a Chipotle once.
If hockey is one of the most physically demanding sports, how is Kessel so fucking fat?
If the period ends and Phil is in the penalty box does he get to go to the locker room or does he set in the penalty box for 20 minutes?
>>67301435
>>67301386
It depends on your signal strength. If your installer knew what he was doing that helps. If the satellite has a strong signal in your location that helps even more. Then the size of the dish makes a difference.
I was able to watch TV through a typhoon in the Philippines with only minor interruptions.
>>67301766
>playmaking doesn't count
That was a shit period
>>67301790
He's big boned
Funny how, according to the nutbags, the league goes out of its way to favor little ol' Pittsburgh.
Fuck, does anyone have a NBC stream? Can't fucking stand coaches corner
>>67301786
would have shit bricks man
>>67301794
he goes to the locker room
>>67301794
he's free to scavenge the stands for any leftover snacks
>>67301794
He has to sit there for the full intermission
>>67301790
Bill the Thrill has the strongest legs in the league and dominated the speed derby when he was at the All Star Game
>>67301801
He doesn't get assists unless his teammates score
>>67301794
>yfw phil stays in the box and gets fans to give him hot dogs
>>67301790
10000 calorie per day diet
COACH'S
O
R
N
E
R
>>67301786
no way
>>67301794
Hes gotta sit there the whole time. If he tries to leave its another 2 min.
I saw Phil Kessel at a grocery store in Pittsburgh yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
just got here, how the caps doin?
My pensfu did literally nothing wrong
>all these fucking suits calling letang suspension
holy fucking shit hahahahaahah shut the fuck up idiots
>big guy for you
wow, did maclean just say that?
>>67301947
What's that word for when there is a blockage in your thought?
UUUU
>>67301947
getting dominated by the pens
Don Cherry is a piece of shit
>big guy for you
kek
>>67301925
>Milky Ways
>not hot dogs
>>67301947
Playing better than last game but Pongs lead 2-0 with memebounces
>>67301969
Meant throat, but I guess brainfart works too.
Letang is fucking scum. A coward too.
hope someone finishes turning this faggot into a vegetable
Objectively speaking that Letang hit was perfectly clean.
>>67301875
Ovechkin doesn't get goals unless the other team takes penalties his teammates spoon feed him.
>>67301958
The best part is how they unironically thought it should have been a 5 min major when orpik got away with 2 for a much much worse hit.
>>67301925
Kek haven't seen this pasta in a while
>>67301947
Getting raped by the Pens
>>67302017
crapital """"fans"""" literally don't know the rules, they're just salty
>>67302020
525 is a lot of ppg id take him in a heartbeat
>>67301925
Lol this copypasta.
But I seriously saw him at Chipotle. I said hi and he quietly said hi and he left.
wtf whining about shooting high
this fucking cherry fag
ROCKET SCIENCE!
Fuck Jones and Milbury.
Pregame the caps must go after Letang.
Letang hits back of he is the bad guy.
Anyone got the studio coolaid
>>67302020
>led the league in even strength goals
I'm probably replying to a troll but whatever not like I've something better to do
>>67302017
Player Safety will cave to pressure and give him 1 game because all of their suspensions are completely arbitrary and are only done in response to butthurt
>>67302017
It was a little late, but otherwise clean. Standard interference call.
>>67301959
Hi :3
>>67302132
.63 and player safety says.8 is late.
>>67302074
Toronto fans gonna be on suicide watch when he hoists the cup this year
What the fuck is wrong with the shape of murray's head and why does he have acne at his age?
wow, does those cars come with 10 ipads? Even better, 10 kids!
I think i'm gonna buy a chevy
Don Cherry is fucking senile
>>67302171
He's like 16 anon
He's very elite for his age
Nats fan checking in
Come on Caps, not here for this bullshit
REEEEEEEEEE
WHO IS THIS JEW ON THE CBC STREAM WEARING THAT DRAGON SUIT?
How big do you guys figure Cherry's dick is
>>67302171
It's a common side effect of sucking too much dick.
>>67302118
>NHLDPSJW
>>67302162
I'm pretty sure the .8 a general measurement on whether the league should take further action. I have no problem with the refs calling a penalty there, as I'd expect the same on the other end of the ice.
>>67302178
I'LL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU WHILE I'M COACH OF THE YEAR ALRIGHT
>>67302215
5.5"
>>67302172
that fucking suit. pure gold.
>>67302209
Get the fuck out of this thread. This is not a joke. Shut down your computer and go do something else.
>>67302209
are you deaf
Grapes will hopefully be dead soon, w-won't he?
>>67302174
Do skodas and volvos not come with ipads?
>>67302209
COACH OF THE YEAR WITH COMMON SENSE
>Letang jumps into the hit
>targeted the head
>it was """"clean""""
>>67302270
>Get the fuck out of this thread. This is not a joke. Shut down your computer and go do something else.
>liking Jews
>>67302272
No you are deaf Canacuck
>>67302209
>Don Cherry
>A Jewish Man
try again
>>67302162
>.63 and player safety says.8 is late.
what do those numbers mean?
Don Cherry? More like Don Raisin.
Because he's old
>>67302270
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT KIDS
When and why did Letang become such a dirty player? Are his brains still scrambled after those concussions?
>>67302296
>craps are so mad they're about to be swept in 5 that they shitpost about clean hits
>>67302244
Very true hockey is the worst sport to watch on TV. The speed of the game and action all over the ice.
>>67302296
>hits the shoulder and so the head moves back
>a hit to the head
Pick one.
>>67302308
seconds after puck leaves la
>>67301886
Who is this?
>>67302321
Letang has always been a dirtbag, he's French. That said, no suspension pls
>>67302209
newfags to hockey need to watch Rock'em Sock'em
HE'S PLAYIN' LIKE A SWEETHEART
>>67302296
Wilson did that to Zadorov in a meaningless game for both teams and Washington fans told me it was clean.
>tfw watched him launch off the ice directly into the head
>he did it to an AHL player
>in a game that didn't matter much
>clean
Based Cherrysuit calling out the Stards on being cowardly girls who can shoot to the face as an attempt to negate their manletism.
>>67302359
Plastic Korean MK IV.
>>67302355
ah ok thanks
I'm a Pens fan, and Letang deserves to be suspended. Stupid hit.
>>67302308
time of the hit after the puck has left the victims stick. Letang hit was .63 sec late and .8 is further review from player saftey
>>67302369
>people call don a xenophobe
>don tells ovechkin he needs to play like he has proven he can to inspire his team while showing highlights of ovechkin
>>67302432
AND THAT'S WHY YOU LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYIN' KIDS
>>67302410
nah it's wasn't that bad
if letang is suspended it's official
NO
HIT
LEAGUE
>>67302410
>this flag
>this topic
Walk on divegrass fan.
>>67302297
Donald Stewart Cherry is the grandson of a British orphan who pulled himself up by his bootstraps out of pure tenacity on one side, and a royal canadian mounted popo on the other. I have literally screencapped your post and am contacting anime-moot in order to press slander charges, you detestable piece of shit.
>>67302510
I like guys getting hit, it's part of the sport. But he looked at him and and went for the head. I'll be surprised if he doesn't sit out a game.
>>67302410
>ignoring that johanson chatted shit
>>67302518
I'm Scottish. Divegrass was last relevant here in 1967.
>bill
MURRAY
U
R
R
A
Y
>>67302553
this tbqh
Murray is fucking elite I tell you what
All jokes and memes aside, do caps fans legitimately believe Pens are getting preferential treatment from the league or refs?
>>67302518
>not converting more people away from divegrass
do you actually like seeing spam over a sport that has a Champion who was at home sitting on the couch?
Let them come to Hockey, its fine.
Sports aren't an exclusive club.
>>67301419
>>67301441
It's because of youtube. Next time I will use the higher latency setting with less buffering. Will make the stream 20secs or so behind the source but it should make things smoother.
>>67302410
>cuck in favor of policing anything remotely masculine or aggressive
>doublecheck the flag
Yep.
>Caps outshooting pongs 2 to 1
>still losing
my fucking sides
>>67302652
We'll see, m8.
>No-one hated my opinions when I lived in the glorious state of CT.
>>67302704
Can't worry the Murray
>>67302704
Did you even watch the Philly series? Now that they're playing a team with more than 1 good player they're fukked.
>>67302625
You'll find out when the suspension comes through. Letang's hit wasn't late like Orpiks, but he left his feet and it could be argued the head was the main intent with that one.
>>67302575
Im just giving you shit because your opinion is wrong. We'll take the scots and the irish, but no shitty englishman
>>67302727
Unfortunately, you spent too long in the nethercuck. You've dined on their food and drunk of their estrogen laced refreshments. You're one of them now.
Williams going for his 2nd penalty hat trick of the playoffs
>>67302789
Acceptable.
>>67302704
hot goalies win you cups famalam
>>67302321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x83EXTjhaWY
he's always been dirty he just doesn't get suspended for it because he's the pongs best defensive player
>dirty hit by ovi
where's his suspension?
>>67302800
B-b-but the Whale enjoyed Ulfie and Ron too...
>>67302836
>Crawford
>>67302704
Score effects
>>67302861
>rags
>>67302870
Not even close
Where the fuck did Conor Sheary come from?
Why doesn't Ovechkin pass it to Oshie?
>>67302947
>Where the fuck did Conor Sheary come from?
Vahalla
>>67302959
Ovechkin hates japs
>>67302959
who is this goddess?
>>67302959
Who is this booby cutie?
>>67302959
who is this sperm worm
>>67302947
MetalKneeCap City, USA
>>67302836
>Pens having hot goaltending during the playoffs
I'm not used to this feel.
Is it just me? Or is this season for the pens starting to look like the season they got bylsma, kicking the old coach, grab the one from AHL, the AHL fella brings up a few of the apples of his eyes, and then they get the rapetrain going all the way to the SCF
Good meat&potatoes:
>Beagle
>Wilson
Bad meat&potatoes
>Chimera
>Williams
>leaping knee to the back of letang's head
WHERE'S MUH MAJOR PENALTY AND SUSPENSION
Have a fun vacation Letang. This is the last game you will play this season
>>67303075
Not just you. This has been posted in every hoc general for months
>>67302871
>the Whale
I dreamed a dream that there were teams once. Teams who played where kids grew up who could idolize them. Where ponds froze. Places like Hartford, QC, the land of the North Star, some jet place near the North pole.
I woke and I'm not certain it was real. The NHL says that we should be excited for a bunch of fairweather 90 degree day grapefruit faggot teams that seem to correspond to these faded memories of mine.
letang got fucking memed by backstrom
>backstrom's flying knee
>caps chimping out
>kneeing a defenseless player
real classy organization you got there craps
Ovi dives, Letang gets deliberate knee in the head.
I retract what I said about Tanger.
>>67303075
Namefag please
Letang is a piece of shit but caps are fucking soft for not doing anything about it.
CHIMPINGTOM CHIMPITALS
>>67303131
Why, are the Caps going to injure him?
>Caps choking hard
they're gonna lose this game and the next 2
>>67303075
adding kessel and hornqvist to a stacked linup helped
>>67302959
not sure if tacobender or anime.
>>67303165
Falcon knee to back off the head
Wrecked by Wilson
>nothing
>Nicky
>Capable of violence
>>67303131
You got the proper permits for that salt mine?
>>67303217
Still able to skate
>anything
Caps are done
>>67303193
Incoming suspension
Why does Cherry always find a player to pick on during intermission? It's sickening
NBC > CBC
>>67303213
the chink versions of tacos, aka flips
her name starts with zh all i remember, shes like half plastic though
>>67303265
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>67303252
There's still the 3rd, they're more than capable of putting up the points to tie or win, although if the pongs score again before they do it might be over
>>67303250
Why are Canadians still allowed on /sp/? It's not the 2016-2017 season yet
>>67303136
Blade Runner is super overrated, tired of people defending it.
Literally a 2/5 movie
>>67303265
Those blur lines are awful what a shit shop
>>67303299
>his team gets bullied by the super tough québécois flamer
Sure thing cap
>>67303136
>grapefruit faggot teams
unexplained kek
>>67303313
literally a shit tier opinion
>>67303259
Maybe, maybe not. Certainly not for an extended number of games. With all the runs the Caps are taking at him, the league must go the old school way and consider it settled.
>>67303265
>shit opinion
>jb so stale they're both menopausal by now
Out.
SCARRRRRRRRRRR
>Holt3y
>CRAPS
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Hahahaha Carlson PJSalt
>>67303313
T I T S
I
T
S
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL
>boshibin bapitals
>Craps fans collectively shitting their pants
>>67303313
Read the book.
>HAG
>LEL
>IN
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>THE CITY OF WASHINGTON POOPOO PEEPEE
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
SCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Carlson is the saltiest little bitch
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>67303333
It's fucking true. You're probably mega pleb and just watch Netflix shit
>SWAGELINNNNNNNNN
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
suck it craps
SCCCCAAARRRRRDDDD THE FUCK OUT
THE GREAT BANGING BONDING BINDING BOUNDING NICK BONDINDO
Nice turnover retard. Back to AHL with you shitter.
goddamnit fuckin Caps........
It is
>3-0
>BUILDING YOUR CITY ON A SWAMP
>>67303368
actually a district.
Series ogre
So many goal scorers yet they can't score against a kid...
>hags
>Crosscheck to the back of the spinal column after a goal
Crapitals don't even want to hockey anymore
And now time for the crapitals to chimp the fuck out, just you watch
>>67303366
I'm only reading classics right now
To think you fags were shitting on Kessel earlier!
Kek!!!
Shit. I do not like this feel.
So what's the point now? Can the Caps just rest their guys and get their scrubs to try to rough up the pens for the rest of the game? I'm new to hockey.
>THE CESSPOOL ON THE POTOMAC KNOWN AS WASHINGSHIT
>it's a caps can't score to save their lives episode
kek, i love this one
I feel bad for Ovie having to play with these shitters. I could lace 'em up and have a higher positive impact on the game that JUSTin "Choke" Williams
>holt3y
>>67303415
good i hope they cripple your whole dirty faggot team
>>67303374
bladerunner's high praise comes from bandwagon opinions of the people who appreciated it for the cinematography and all of the other 'high brow filmy' shit
How many of these salty tears ITT are from cryers faggots?
>>67303363
>3 goals
Caaarl that kills a capital
Crybaby Barry is going to be sending all of his tapes to Player Safety after tonight. Wahhh wahhh! Help me like you babied my goon team during the regular season!
>>67303433
Another rerun
They struggled against the Flyers who BARELY made it in the playoffs
Why did we trade Hagelin
>>67303421
caps can come back; there is still another period left; it's not likely though.
>holtshit
>>67303416
Are you fucking retarded?
>3 goals on 14 shots
thought Holtby was good?
what happened with Ovie? is he a busterino?
>>67303454
I'm a pretty big artsy fag, I wanted /film/. Blade Runner is pretty shiggydiggy though.
>>67303416
Wew lad, you do have shit taste.
>>67303438
>feeling bad for the chokeitals
they got to play a rebuilding team in the first round and still took 6 games to beat them
>>67303471
Well... he wasn't exacty lighting it up over there
How do people actually like the pens
>>67303452
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
>>67303482
Being contrarian is the hip t hing on 4chan, and has been for a long time, just let him be anon
>>67303405
Don't out Murray. He's pretty based.
>>67303484
Regular season babbies
100% confirmed
>>67303471
I wouldnt know.
>>67303454
>of the other 'high brow filmy' shit
you mean the things that make a film good; that shit?
>>67303484
Ovie Oshie and Beagle seem to be trying atleast. Can't say that from our other guys.
>>67303509
Meme teams are always popular
>>67303482
Are you telling me Blade Runner is a classic? It's not Dune you nigger
>Pens' fans will think their team completely dominated this game
>>67303490
Right, but it's the context of when the movie came out rather than how it stands up today, imo
Electric Sheep is pretty good story though, didn't really get reflected as well as it could have in film imo
>>67303455
Why would Flyers fan care who loses this series, if anything the >craps should be embarrassed about how shitty they played them.
>>67303511
>it's contrarian to admit the incredible mediocrity of Blade Runner
>>67303528
Depends what you're looking for in the film.
>>67303536
they may not be dominating but they're certainly winning.
>>67303536
Their getting outplayed by the Caps right now yet still winning.
Caps fans should be on suicide watch right now.
>Penguins are majority American Players
>Theyre going to win the stan lee cup
WEW
>>67303535
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? is the book you turbopleb
Also it clearly defines that he's a human. The movie makes it ambiguous which annoys me. Still a 9/10 movie.
Holtmeme = Shook
>10/23 is now a majority
>a doctor just said this
BTFO
T
F
O
>>67303523
>rags
Got knocked out before the flyers
>>67303477
At what point do they regroup and play for the next game? I can't imagine it's good for the guys to get all exhausted and possibly hurt just to lose 3-1 or whatever.
Jesus just saw that shot off the post. At this rate it's going to be a 5-0.
>>67303564
Well, Caps don't really have any fans.
>>67303535
I was telling you to go read Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep, the book Blade Runner was based on and one of the greatest sci-fi novels ever written.
The fact that you don't have a single fucking clue about it shows just how plebeian you are, you illiterate fucking mong.
>>67303587
The world is more interesting if he's not human.
>>67303578
that is true
So close to being 4-0
>>67303564
I hate the fucking flyers, but part of me is still upset that they didnt hilariously beat the capitals 4-3 so we could watch the greatest meme series of all time.
>>67303416
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep is a science fiction classic you fucking pleb
>the caps will lose in the second round again
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>>67303587
>Blade Runner
>9/10
>>67303509
You have two different types, people who live in shitsburgh and literally have nothing else to keep them from overdosing or blowing their brains out, and faggots.
One type really.
>argue about Blade Runner, the thread
At least you aren't talking about niggers and statistics like Chicago fans do, you faggots are automatically better!
GTFO nerds this is a hockey thread
>>67303610
I don't know, man. I ain't no hockey strategist.
>>67303509
nhl rigged a few lotteries so that people from pittsburgh would start caring and they wouldn't have to move the team and they wound up getting malkin, crosby, etc
>>67303628
>Kessel will go to the 3rd round and face the Isles for free
no god pls no
>>67303535
Are you saying Lynch's "muh wierding way" Dune is better than blade runner? Its not even as good as bbc miniseries dune.
>>67303509
Started watching hockey freshman year and it happened to be the 09 playoffs and penguins are my favorite animal
Get owned kid
>>67303535
w e w
e
w
Every time I order a shot we score
>>67303625
>>67303614
>>67303587
>Nebula award nominee
>nominee
>>67303706
are you at a mad mex?
>>67303706
You better fucking get a liver disease by the stan lee finals! LET'S GO PENS!
>>67303706
>posting on an arabic castration technique forum while out with friends
>>67303740
>Nebula award
>>67303702
This is how I imagine all american hockey fans start
>>67303484
Turns out that when Ovi isn't cherrypicking stretch passes through half-lazy regular season teams, his lack of finesse and (20 assists the lest few years lmao) shit playmaking ability aren't worth a whole lot.
His minor place in history will be as a Brett Hull-tier sluggish sniper except he hasn't had multiple 70+ goal seasons like Hull, so not even that good.
Why does Letang get bullied so much?
>>67303766
Ovechkin is like the first 5 hours of someone playing NHL be a pro but in real life
>>67303797
He's french
>>67303694
No I'm saying Dune is a sci-fi classic and whatever pleb shit Blade Runner is after couldn't even win the Nebula award
>>67303795
>poo in loo with a white female
jesus christ kikes that is REALLY stretching it
Shots: 28-14, Caps
I wonder how much we're going to sell Fleury for
>>67303797
He's French Canadian, and therefore deserves it.
>>67303797
Because he can take it
>>67303795
I don't get it.
>>67303835
you're probably not a racist then
New thread
>>67303825
>>67303825
>>67303825
>>67303740
While not as interesting on an intellectual level, Rite of passage is pretty good.
>>67303797
because he's dirty as fuck
>>67303851
now i get it. kpins make me a little slow on the uptake
>>67303677
rigging sure as hell doesn't help edmonton, which literally has nothing going for it after the oil crash.
>>67303817
Oy vey, they'll learn to accept it!
>>67303835
>he doesn't watch hockey night in canada
>>67303817
yes yes...
>>67303804
kek
>>67303955
Cardinals suck
>>67303766
>Lead the league in both PP and ES goals
>Has multiple 50+ assist seasons back when he was playing with some 4th line goons
>In few years will have won the most Richards in history
>Era adjustated G/GP from 18-30 year old is 2nd highest ever after Lemieux
>in few years gets the record for most shots on goal ever
>Despite being considered playoff choker is about PPG in playoffs after having played 50% of his career playoff games against prime Padqvist
>>67303509
Back when I was a junior in high school, one of the computers in my class had a bunch of old N64 roms, one of which was NHL 99. I would always play as the Penguins, so I decided to make them my team.
>>67303659
Being from St. Louis, and having heard babby-tier banter of this brand for years, I've gotta back up Pitt here and say that any time some effete metrosexual cuck from a coast is saying something like this, it's because they're getting btfo and their gf is probably fucking a Puerto Rican or a rottweiler or something.
>>67304053
Cardinals suck
>>67303509
Have you ever watched the early 90s series with Lemiux faggot?
Letang is the reason we hate Quebec. Imagine 4 million of that little fucker just running around
>>67303819
You hadn't even heard of the classic novel until we just told you about it, so you're just embarrassing yourself right now by acting like your opinion is in anyway informed.
>>67304027
>Lead the league in both PP and ES goals
Didn't dispute that. It was part of my narrative
>Has multiple 50+ assist seasons back when he was playing with some 4th line goons
Had my nigga. Had.
>In few years will have won the most Richards in history
(already age 30. nope lmao)
>in few years gets the record for most shots on goal ever
Even if true. Wow, what an exciting stat.
>>Despite being considered playoff choker is about PPG in playoffs after having played 50% of his career playoff games against prime Padqvist
English.
He's an albatross famalam. Get over it. He even proved it in the Olympics.
>>67304148
>mad
>at quebec
>>67304178
>mad
>synonym of hate
>>67304072
>Canada baseball opinions.
Good boy, you matched a team to a city. That's high level for one of you *pats head*
TIE SPOTTED
>>67304089
Even before getting into hockey I already knew who he was. Everyone should really.
>>67304242
I don't blame you for being pissed off right now, considering a thoroughly American NHL team is dominating this game.
>>67304283
>and then he said america won the cup
need a commercial so I can refill my IC Light
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>67304148
Are there 4 million of his wife too?
>craps
