Australia v New Zealand Under 20s.
(1 - 15) Australia: Faalelie Sione, Joshua Taylor, Tyrel Lomax, Harry Hockings, Ryan McCauley, Angus Scott-Young, Maclean Jones (c), Harley Fox, Moses Sorovi, Mack Mason, Joey Fittock, Jordan Jackson-Hope, Liam Jurd, Ah-Mu Tuimalealifano, Jack Maddocks.
(1 - 15) New Zealand: Ayden Johnstone, Leni Apisai (c), Pouri Rakete-Stones, Quinten Strange, Sam Caird, Luke Jacobson, Mitch Jacobson, Marino Mikaele-Tu’u, Sam Nock, Stephen Perofeta, Mason Emerson, Jordie Barrett, Patelesio Tomkinson, Jonah Lowe, Peter Umaga-Jensen
Starts 6:30pm Official Super Rugby Time.
Jordie Barrett is Beauden's brother, Peter Umaga-Jensen is Tana's nephew.
>tfw gentlebender is slowly becoming the daniel of /rug/ and is letting his e-fame get to him
rip in piss this poomunity
Posting in epic thread
>>67298723
who
>>67300161
Thank you for your contribution
Please watch "our" sport
Super rugby fixtures for week 11
Friday 6th of May
7:35pm Crusaders v Reds *hate match of the week, crowd should be loud and boo a lot*
9:45pm Brumbies v Bulls
Saturday 7th of May
5:15pm Sunwolves v Force *Sunwolves on 2nd win watch*
7:35pm Chiefs v Highlanders *game of the week*
9:45pm Waratahs v Cheetahs
Sunday 8th of May
1:00am Sharks v Hurricanes
3:10am Kings v Blues
Dates and times in world rugby time
>>67300998
>world rugby time
World Rugby are based in Dublin lad. Please post all times in Official Super Rugby Time™ in future to avoid unnecessary confusion.
>>67301217
You have been tricked
Do you feel fooled friendo?
For your convenience.
>>67301342
Why are dragons so shit?
>tfw there are four guys I went to school with in the Under 20s meanwhile I'm an autist on 4chan
>Went to school with Brad Thorn in Brisbane
>he's a legend of the game and I'm just a head in a jar
I saw his cock in the showers though and mine's bigger.
>>67298534
>Scott-Young
>Jackson-Hope
>Rakete-Stones
>Mikaele-Tu'u
>Umaga-Jensen
come the fuck on gen x
>>67303636
Proud maoris refusing to give up their last names just because they married another man.
>>67303595
Was Brad just as based back then?
>went to school with Colin Meads
>he's a legend in New Zealand and I'm just a 14 year old school girl making up stories for likes and shares
>they don't build props like this any more
What did he mean by this?
Lads.
Just found a website that hosts all super rugby, 6N, Aviva and RWC games if you ever miss any during the weekend.
rugbyfilms (dot) tk
Pretty fucking based.
>jeff has all locked in his picks again already
>>67303595
at least your not a waterboy at 41 years of age
>>67298534
Is this on fox or an official stream somewhere?
>>67305438
it's being live streamed through rugby.com.au
>>67298534
is Jonah Lowe related to James Lowe?
>Tuimalealifano
toomua and lealiifano had a kid
>>67305804
Don't know who either of those people are lad I don't follow cricket.
Got another moot in an hour and a half senpai and I only know half the cases inside out. Should I commit pooicide?
>>67306053
>mooting
yes. There is literally no reason to moot.
1. Faalelie Sione (ACT)
2. Joshua Taylor (Qld)
3. Tyrel Lomax (ACT)
4. Harry Hockings (Qld)
5. Ryan McCauley (NSW)
6. Angus Scott-Young (Qld)
7. Maclean Jones (C) (Qld)
8. Harley Fox (Vic)
9. Moses Sorovi (Qld)
10. Mack Mason (Qld)
11. Joey Fittock (Qld)
12. Jordan Jackson-Hope (ACT)
13. Liam Jurd (Qld)
14. Ah-Mu Tuimalealifano (Vic)
15. Jack Maddocks (NSW)
RESERVES
16. Jordan Uelese (Vic)
17. Vunipola Fifita (NSW)
18. Sham Vui (Qld)
19. Rob Leota (Vic)
20. Ikapote Tupai (Vic)
21. Angus Fowler (Vic)
22. Billy Gray (Vic)
23. Sione Tuipolotu (Vic)
9 Qld
8 Vic
3 NSW
3 ACT
Just done with google so maybe an error or two
>>67306340
>more vic than NSW
HAPPENING
>>67306340
>0 (zero) WA players
What should be done about the force lads?
>>67306340
>this autism
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/79547702/super-rugby-sensation-damian-mckenzie-resigns-with-chiefs-for-two-years
>The Super Rugby sensation turned down offers from other Kiwi franchises, understood to be the Blues and Crusaders, in favour of signing on in Hamilton for a further two years, till the end of the 2018 campaign.
>poos
>poosaders
>>67308141
Is he retarded? If he goes to either of those teams he's fucking guaranteed a 10 jersey, which is what he evidently is best at. Sitting at 15 while the chiefs mull about shifting Cruden aside isn't going to do him any favours.
>>67308173
maybe he likes winning
>>67308201
Maybe he isn't a filthy turn coat
Maybe he was offered better front the Chiefs
Literally no one knows but him and the Chiefs management team
It's only til 2018 and Pooden will be 30 heading into 2019 season
>>67308201
The crusaders literally have the same w/l ratio
And if they beat the reds by more than 21 they will be ahead of the chiefs
>>67308486
>born in invercargill
>educated in christchurch
Yes he's so loyal to his roots, the city he's lived in for a whopping two years!
>>67308527
So he's submitting himself to two more years of playing out of position? For what purpose? He's unironically our 4th best fly half right now, if he gets to play that position with a solid forward pack from an age as young as 21 he could actually reach the Dan Carter heights everyone keeps implying he can
Lads, how do we fix super rugby?
Should we just abolish whites in South African teams and go for All Blacks? (pun intended)
>>67309055
Copy Euro soccer 2bh
Individual comps + a champions league
>>67309088
The trouble with that is that Australian rugby relies to a certain extent on the millions of kiwis who have escaped from new zealand wanting to see their former teams play against the Reds.
Aside from Reds v Tards, the next biggest games are always against NZ teams and are full to the brim with Briwis - not so for RSA teams.
Those same Briwis who will do anything to support NZ except live in it probably wouldn't be interested in seeing Brisbane City versus Queensland Country in the final of the Australian competition every year.
>>67309088
an Aus comp would be terrible and I don't know how Japan and Argie would work it
>>67308982
>being loyal to the team that gives you your debut on the international level
>>67309242
>international level
>>67309242
Literally any of those teams would have given him a debut lad that's a fucking dumb reason. The guy's only there because they paid him the most.
>>67309438
Or he meshes well with the coaching team and the team itself
Or reason A or reason B ...
There is a small group of people that know why and none of us are in that small group
>>67309269
(you)
>>67309523
>There is a small group of people that know why and none of us are in that small group
are you sure m8 two of us went to high school with him
>A shallow magnitude 3.6 earthquake has rattled Christchurch.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CRUSHEDCHURCH ON DEAD RUGBY WATCH
>>67309896
>tfw went to high school with Damien McKenzie
>he's an international level rugby star and I'm just a 12 foot tall robot sent from the future
>>67309896
>are you sure m8 two of us went to high school with him
By your logic I know Ngatai's contract details and reasons for picking that contract
You know nothing Jon Snow
>>67309997
Lad why the fuck do you take everything so seriously?
>>67309962
Don't laugh. It was very scary and I almost cried.
Things were shaking so much i didn't know what to do. I got under my desk as quickly as I could and covered my head and started screaming like a girl.
You wouldn't understand though.
>>67310028
because the Internet is super serious business m'kay
>>67301342
>The Blues will never not be shit
>>67309962
When? I didn't feel a thing
>yalden unironically picked perenara over smith
Stream
http://youtu.be/kF33KlTkgZo
>>67310541
Whoever is doing the camera work should be gassed
kek that fucking knock on
>>67304293
Muscular and elite r/rugbyunion banter is what was meant
>the city of u20 Australian handling
I am a proud chiefs supporter
>the city of the u20 kiwi scrum
>little nuggety winger
What did he mean by this?
>>67310750
>>67310776
>I sit at home and watch barely legal sweaty young men grope each other
lads
>forgetting to switch from the game to the ad
are the u20s running the show as well
>im a coupé man
what did he mean by this
Civil War was hella f*cking epic lads, would recommend.
>>67310804
this
I actually don't understand why people watch rugby as like entertainment I'm just here to shitpost and occasionally watch some cool tries
>>67310882
Capeshit pls leave.
>>67310882
>normie films
not even once
>>67310882
/rug/ only watches elite kino, fuck off with capeshit
>>67304293
I hope someone does a Se7en on this blob of stinking pale flesh
>>67310752
you're a curry-munching /cric/ reject is what you are, pajeet.
>>67311094
DANIEL FUCK OFF!!!!!
New Radiohead album's out, lads
>>67311105
Ok kid
>>67310368
St. Louis Blues are elite - currently 3rd place (out of 30 teams)
>>67311104
Go back to stalking your boyfriend's reddit account. We don't want your kind around here.
pretty dope try to be honest
This fucking guy trying to put on his fake announcer voice in this stream is like nails on a chalkboard.
damn I missed it who won
>>67311224
poopeelia on pooicide watch
>>67310368
Doesn't feel that long ago to me tbhwyf
>>67306098
>not cv padding
Kek
>>67311151
>tells me not to be here
>tfw will still be here
>greenmonkey.jpg
>>67305077
what IS his endgame?
Can somebody please explain this muscular and elite green monkey meme to a poorthern hemispherian like me
>>67312180
from what I can tell its just some bored /cric/posters
Should Nick Frisby be the Wallabies scrumhalf lads?
>>67312609
10 and 12 will be Foley and Beale so Phipps will start just because there's a chemistry there
>>67312681
>Kurtley Squeal
>>67312681
>phipps
>every second ball he throws goes nowhere near anyone
looks like another year of black lads
>>67312681
10 and 12 should be Debreczeni and Fainga'a 2bh.
>>67312609
No he is fucking shit
>Australian rugby in disarray
>>67313468
Theres enough good players to make a team capable of beating anyone bar the AB's.
Especially in the front row, and backrow, where we probably have about 2 or 3 world class players (Pocock, Fardy, Holmes etc)
>>67313717
and Cheika is the best manager going atm
Waraths winning superug was no fluke
>>67313582
I'd like to see an Aussie team coached by Schmidt.
>>67314405
i dont want to see any team coached my schimdt
except delusional ones. Weakest Bok team in years and they'll still get dicked
>>67314405
It'll be a while, if ever, before we go foreign again.
Will Australia ever recover from an Underhill demolition job on them?
>sean pls no! don't expose me again!
So Paddy Jackson to replace Sexton at 10 for the Summer tour?
>>67315976
whats wrong with sexton?
>>67316060
Nothing but Paddy completely out played him on Saturday.
>>67316198
more worthy of the name Sexton
>Harlequins centre Jamie Roberts came charging at Underhill on one of the angled runs that have caused panic in international defences all over the world. However, when Roberts collided with Underhill, he was picked up, carried backwards and dumped on his backside. This prompted the watching Wales captain Sam Warburton to ask “who is that guy?”
brehs I will never stop the UnderTHRILL hype
>>67311105
Any good?
>>67310882
dud you just say hella?
>meanwhile in NZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HOtvWsR_VQ
Ireland to whitewash the Bokke.
Bokke it. ( ;
>>67316691
Literally who?
>>67320551
>In a stunning debut for Ospreys this season, Underhill outplayed Sean O’Brien, the Lions and Leinster flanker, and his outstanding tackling was showcased in another stand-out performance in the European Champions Cup against Clermont.
>SEAN O'KEKIEN
>>67320745
Nice opinions you got there.
>>67320489
With an all Ulster backline I could see it happening. With Conor Murray at 9
>>67322192
What is the 1st choice Ulster backline?
>>67322518
9. Ruan Pienaar but he's a bok
10. Paddy Jackson
11. Craig Gilroy
12. Stu McCloskey
13. Luke Marshall
14. Andrew Trimble
15. Jared Payne
It's an all international backline some deserve more caps than they have in my opinion tho.
>>67322727
>>67322518
I should add only changes I'd make to that backline is Conor Murray at 9 and Henshaw at 13 although Luke Marshall has had a great season.
Reminder Garry Ringrose is a complete meme.
>>67323363
He's still only 21 but I agree from what I've seen he's not BOD tier.
/rug/ confirmed for little 15 year old girls
>australians and new zealanders wake up soon
well we had some nice rugby discussion while it lasted NH bros
>>67325403
>soon
Mate its 10am here been up for 3 hours already
>>67325403
>he doesn't know about the ice epidemic
>he doesn't know that no one sleeps any more.
>>67325403
It was fun whilst it lasted.
>>67325403
>NH "rugby" ""discussion""
>circle jerking about how they will beat SH teams in a month
>1 english lad talking about a player no one has ever heard of before
>1 irish lad pretending the 6N never happened
I wish I had the time or knowledge to make webms. I want to make a webm of the part in the simpsons from the Hank Scorpio episode where the teacher takes bart to special ed and all the kids turn and look at him, except bart would be labeled "SH /rug/" and the door to the classroom would say "NH /rug/" and then the teacher would introduce all the students with typical NH traits like "this is Gordy, he thinks BOD coulda doyd", "this is Dot, she kicks when he has a 7 on 2 overlap".
Someone make that for me.
>All Blacks deliberately 'poisoned' at 1995 Rugby World Cup, says Nelson Mandela's bodyguard
>Nelson Mandela’s former bodyguard says betting syndicates were behind the trouble.
>A former top South African police commander involved with All Blacks security at the 1995 Rugby World Cup says the team was deliberately poisoned before the final against the Springboks.
>Rory Steyn - chief bodyguard to President Nelson Mandela - believes betting syndicates were behind the poisoning. The All Blacks lost the Johannesburg final 15-12.
>"I believe it was the water that was got at, because the food that was served at lunch time ... was chicken burgers and hamburgers."
>He said some who ate chicken were sick and some who ate beef were sick.
>"I don't think it was the food, I think it was the coffee and the tea and possibly even the drinking water."
>>67325708
juni pls
>>67326247
>this kiwi desperation
>>67326391
>South African comes forward with information
>This makes NZ desperate somehow
Australian logic
>>67326391
Kiwis are saying who gives a fuck
>Former All Blacks lock Robin Brooke said it was difficult to prove the wide-spread sickness had been deliberate.
>"Something happened. What it was, who knows? I'd say 90 per cent of the team were crook," Brooke said. "However, no-one can say definitively what caused it."
aka water under the bridge. It's so after the fact nothing can be done so who cares
http://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/79589865/bodyguard-believes-betting-syndicates-poisoned-all-blacks-in-1995-rugby-world-cup
Link for the lazy
>>67326423
>information
>Rory Steyn believes betting syndicates were behind the poisoning
>"I believe it was the water that was got at"
>"I don't think it was the food, I think it was the coffee and the tea and possibly even the drinking water"
That's some hard hitting speculation there.
Kiwis are so desperate to erase their loss to the boks that they will place all their faith in this complete nobody coming forward 20 years later to say "y'wanna know what I reckon?"
>>67322727
Where does Olding fit into that? Most talented Irish player since Go.. BOD. ( ;
>>67326746
You are missing the main point
>South African
Rory Steyn is not a kiwi at all. SA feel so undeserving of the win they are throwing it to us
The kiwis are saying "who cares it was ages ago"
Why are 90% of threads on /sp/ about stupid fucking soccer? Seriously the worst sport, with the worst fans, in the world.
>>67327002
It's the most popular sport in the world
Makes sense friend
>>67327027
It's just so annoying to have to wade through all the shite to be honest with you. Why can't they contain themselves properly, it seems that there needs to be a thread for absolutely everything.
>>67327002
>>67327127
Two large events happening in two days fampai
>Memester winning the PL
>Poop Guardiolel failing to win the CL again despite the hype
>>67328193
>>67328193
literally who
>>67328193
Why did you feel the need to assign them stupid names? I have absolutely no idea what teams you're talking about.
>>67330067
Because apparently some of us are walking fucking memes.
>poisoned by saffa crims and Nelson Mandela
>still nearly beat the hosts in the final
Based fucking ABs 2bh.
>>67333236
Did u buy a chiefs rugby jersey and scarf yet?
>>67333236
I can't name a single song of theirs off the top of my head
So no
>LEE FUGG LEE ZOGGAH XDXD
>LEE FUGG LEE JEEFS XDDD
Pathetic.
>>67334495
Wire me the money lad
>>67334638
>pic related
>>67334638
Have you lived under a rock for 20 years?
>>67335192
I thought you were rich?
>>67330067
Google corrects Poop and I don't believe you could have avoided the memester spam
>>67336664
No I just don't really know their music at all?
>>67336872
You're not answering why you felt to give the teams the stupidest fucking names I've ever seen though? Do us all a favour and play in traffic yea?
>>67337158
fucking state of that photoshop.
>>67337207
>>67311147
>no Canadian teams in playoffs
Cancuck City USA
>>67337226
>here's 5 wallabies we just found lying around in a double bay coffee shop
NSW OUT OF ARU NOW!
>>67306340
>mfw NSW has no future in rugby, but they will still have the most wallabies because the hook-nosed rabbis in Jew South Wales run a sinister cabal to control the ARU
>>67337700
forgot my face lads.
>>67337700
>double bay
>nsw
>>67337697
for a country of 35mil they are terribad at sports
>>67337749
I don't understand what you're implying here.
Crusaders team to go down valiantly to the reds this weekend:
Israel Dagg, Johnny McNicholl, Kieron Fonotia, David Havili, Jone Macilai, Richie Mo’unga, Mitchell Drummond, Kieran Read (c), Matt Todd, Jordan Taufua, Sam Whitelock, Scott Barrett, Mike Alaalatoa, Codie Taylor, Wyatt Crockett
>>67337766
>being this delusional
don't lump NSW in with Double Bay, its full of very impressionable people and rich asians that dont live there
>>67337765
well most American teams are mainly made of Canadians, so they're alright at hockey but just horribly cucked to America. it'd be like if Super Rugby was full of kiwis but Kiwis sides were always shit. the Maple Leafs sell out every home game and the last time they made the playoffs was in 2013 which was the first time in a long time
>>67337795
fuck >>67337766
>>67337806
Can they be selected for ABs if they remain in super ugby but outside of NZ?
>>67337847
nah Kiwis have to stay in NZ to play for ABs
>>67337860
Please watch our sport
>>67337795
there's literally nothing wrong with Double Bay
what are you, poor?
>>67337207
If it wasn't for GOAT South Wales the Wallabies would just be Fiji B
>>67337817
>>67337932
fucking state of these NSW funposters.
>>67337779
I can't find any comprehensive Super rugby stats anywhere, but they will clearly show that the Queensland Reds have a winning record against the crusaders.
>>67337940
>yet another QueeNZlander projecting his inferiority complex
You are a meme with an internet connection
>>67337953
The Queensland Reds would probably lose to fucking Georgia at this point
>>67337847
Nope, that's why Woodward left the Rebels and went to Canes.
>>67336814
The exchange rate is bad for me, I need your currency m8
>all thse australians
absolutely disgusting
>>67337918
>nothing wrong with Double Bay
>>67337970
>Poo Peeland currency
>worth any more per gram than cow shit is
kek
KEK
K E K
>>67337953
I got you sis
:^)
This is the future of 'super' rugby
Conference A: Blues,Chiefs,Canes,Crusaders,Landers,Bumwolves,Tahs,Reds,Brumbies,Rebels,Force + Rams
Conference B: Lions,Bulls,Stormers,Cheetahs,Sharks,Kings,Jaguares + Rosario,Cordoba,Boston,California,Vancouver
>>67337996
Autism
>>67337996
>boston
having NA teams is beyond retarded, although desu not too surprised if it happens
>>67337995
>the reds and crusaders have only played 7 times since the Crusaders joined the competition in 1996
sweet memes bro.
>>67337987
Jeez then the Ozzie dollar is just utter dogshit then. You should move to Malaysia.
before the 2011 final
HEAD TO HEAD
Played 17, Crusaders 12, Reds 5
In Brisbane: Played 10, Reds 4, Crusaders 6
Tries scored: Crusaders 60, Reds 41
Points scored: Crusaders 505, Reds 401
Aggregate scoreline: Crusaders 30 – 24 Reds
>>67338052
>aggregate scoreline
>gives the average scoreline
>the actual aggregate scoreline was written right above
>>67337860
i hate this post, it's so cancerous
i fucking hate cancer
i fucking hate it m8.
i was gonna go to the usa this summer and bash every cancerous american i see
>>67338032
Hey chill sis. I was just pointing the head to head I had at hand no need to be upset
>>67338052
>losing record to poosaders at home
>speds
>>67338071
wow thats so fucking funny dude no wonder why they call you poo peeland because you just shat out such a pooping shitpost
fuck off
>>67338032
www.rugbydata.com/superrugby/crusaders/reds
>>67338078
>americans in /rug/
pure
fucking
cancer
>>67338081
Forgot pic
>>67338077
It doesn't help that all the aucklanders in the crowd are diehard crusaders supporters
>>67338091
I care what he thinks
Fuck off cancer
>>67338078
>>67338091
>getting this mad on the internet
>>67338052
>NZ's best team ever
>can only beat the reds 70% of the time
Reminder of the following FACTS:
>50% of SupeRugby winners are Australian
>60% of New Zealand Teams have NEVER won SupeRugby
>New Zealand teams have only won SupeRugby 3 times from 25 (TWENTY FIVE) attempts by New Zealand teams
Prove me wrong, cuzzy bros. Pro tip: you can't.
>>67338089
>0 (zero) grounds played at
kek. Nice """""""statistics"""""" you have there.
>>67338105
>he's still going
>>67337987
Malaysia's currency has depreciated a lot recently.
>>67338051
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>67338114
So are you fagboy
>>67338105
>So butt blasted he resorts to the same fag defence
>be me
>go to school with Colin Meads (I was 2 years below him)
>he nicknames me "Big Al" because I was not big at all
>that shit nickname sticks for the entire time I was at highschool even after I went through a growth spurt
>when I was dutyboy in Year 9 he came up to me and said that his PE teacher needed to see "Sonny Bill Williams" who was apparently in Year12 and gave me a classroom (I knew nothing about Thugby Yawngue)
>I went to the classroom, knocked on the door and said "[teacher] needs to see Sonny Bill Williams"
>in unison, all the Year12's start laughing at me and politely remind me "that he's in Australia m8"
>mfw
Fuck Colin Meads desu. I fucking hated the Rugby bogans.
>>67338117
>FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
says the Indian immigrant
>>67338120
Are Americans in /rug/ the purest form of cancer? I'd suggest that they are.
>>67338121
low effort
Yanks out
Curries out
tßh
>>67338132
I would say it would be harder to prove someone else was more cancer
>>67338106
It's the statistics we have mate. Find a better source of information and I will gladly use it
>>67338163
We respect you as much as we respect the Indian, i.e, not at all.
You're not welcome here.
You should go.
>>67338163
Can you evade your handler and play on the highway? It's a lot of fun I know you would enjoy it!!
>>67338125
>says the Indian immigrant
Yeah it was just some light hearted banter m8.
>>67338176
Wow!! That's so clever!!! Hahahaha!
>>67338173
Fuck off cunt, everyone loves me like my friend Daniel, fake AMS, and the others.
>>67338186
Imma stay here and bother you, kid
>>67338184
Thanks mate. Now run along there's highway with your name on it!!
>>67338186
You sound a lot like Statsy, our chink friend
>>67338189
>>67338199
you need to realise that /cric/ is dead and move on to other things. this is not your new social club
>>67338223
I don't give a shit what you think
No one does
>>67338211
But I support the chiefs!
Also holy shit, you sound pissed off m8. Bad day at Auckland uni?
>>67338237
Chiefs fans suck dick
Jesus fuck can you stop replying to americans
>>67338261
But I'm bored and upsetting the retard entertains me
>67338261
This. Never give precious (you)s to a shitposter
>>67338249
exactly :^)
>>67338261
he has a point
it's like a tough guy /b/ thread lel
>>67338223
I smiled
i really hate ankush, chiefs supporters, americans and off topic discussion
t. daniel
>>67338303
>based Daniel
how's the dark turd EP coming along m8?
student loans paying for recording?
>>67338303
I agree
>>67338311
>>67338310
Stop samefagging already you fucking faggot
>SH /rug/
what an embarrassment
>>67338310
We're not doing an ep we're going to start with a full two-disc concept album
>>67338319
America's NH m8, lrn 2 geography
>>67338324
Shut up already, fagboy
Why's midweek /rug/ so shit lads?
>>67338319
Sad but true 2bh
But then we don't really have too much to discuss
We are the best
Currently it doesn't look like that will change
>>67338343
This
We need more discussion of who's playing who in this week's superbru match up
Personally I think Jeff's gonna choke to the average joe and it's gonna be hilarious.
>>67338349
Stop typing like a faggot already
Is this /rug/'s theme tune?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNsmiqmaEWo
>>67338354
Who's winning so far?
I don't superbru
>>67338360
"No."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDdjwpPM3Y
>>67338354
all this anon can say is watch out last week's yellow hat, Kurtley Goodes
t. Kurtley
>>67338303
>i really hate ankush, chiefs supporters, americans and off topic discussion
Rude. What about all those reddit (you)s I gave you? :(
>>67338377
how clever
didnt think a little pooper such as yourself could say something so funny
>>67338376
I've got a feeling that muscular name pending is the dark horse of head to head. He's currently 4 from 5 and has already overtaken a bunch of people despite only being there for half the rounds.
Daniel got fucking EXPOSED and is absolutely seething lads
>>67338401
stop feeding it
>>67338362
In the meme comp
1. Wallop
2. gentleben88
3. kiwi_swag
4. Massive_Casual
5. GrandPersis
In the real comp
1. Capt. AweCat
2. Piesank
3. radicallyfat
4. Jeff
5. Wallop
>>67338417
I read #5 as "Grand Penis" kek
>>67338405
>Daniel got fucking EXPOSED and is absolutely seething lads
Sounds like a normal /cric/ day to me
>>67338414
Fair enough.
>>67338405
Danny's moved on to better things, lad. Gotta let him go.
>>67338417
I'm surprised I'm still where I am on the real ladder
>>67338417
In the swag comp
1. Kurtley Goodes
>>67338433
t. Daniel
>>67338417
/I'm in next season. I'll clean up with my massive rugby knowledge and razor-sharp insight.
You're dead meat Jeff.
>>67338452
Why are you even here
>>67338417
define meme and real comps
>being overtaken by a guy who joined halfway through
peewee fag, poo and gentlebender on suicide watch
>>67338371
>Jessie J
okay what about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vOAw2sAFU
>>67338433
>Danny's moved on to better things, lad.
What like /r/cricket?
>>67338463
/cric/ is dead. Need to post somewhere else and don't really like football.
>>67338464
I'm over with the Danny reddit-stalking phase Krazylad.
GrandPenis EXPOSED
>>67338469
They have different rules about how points are given out. One is objectively better.
>>67338483
bang bang is literally the super rug theme song, laddy. whether we like it or not.
>>67338469
It's like the standings in super rugby
Some people post the true standings that matter. In the case of super rugby it is the wildcard standings in order of most points
Others post an abortion which is a hybrid of conferences and wildcard
Anyway pick one and say that's the real one no one really cares
>>67338489
I wouldn't know tßh.
>>67338502
That's such a retarded gimmick. No wonder he's a mid-table dweller
>>67338507
here's a far better bang bang song lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6TCGltfHM
also Nina wouldn't stand by Jessie J
Highlanders will win the cup
Blues have all the tough NZ conf games out of the way lads, it's all kings and force bonus point wins from here. Blues for semis, cap it.
>>67338578
>Things that won't happen for 300
>>67338584
hope for the future is all we have, and if you try and take that away, you're just a bastard.
>>67338540
I USED TO LOVE THAT SONG!!
>when i was 12
>>67338598
Mate I'm just being real
Trust me I know hope and broken dreams well
south african team on cup watch
Literally winning the U20s world cup this year lads.
>>67338637
Really there's no reason why England shouldn't win every year. They have by far the most registered players, of which you would assume the majority are high school age.
>>67338645
>there's no reason
They're soft af.
>>67338607
we have a wiener then hehe
>>67338645
shitty coaching tradition
history of arrogance does not a good team make
>>67338493
You mean that you got embarrassed when he called you out on it, Wankush
kiwis and aussies will be asleep soon lads, then we can talk rugby again
>>67338678
>>67338733
this
>>67338733
I hope the plague sticks around so we can blame it on you lot when we wake up
Night sis hope you have a good day
>>67338733
>lads
who are you talking to exactly?
the curry and the septic?
http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/05/04/hell-happened-western-force/
just: the franchise
based NRL internationals this week lads
>ctrl+F "nrl"
>2 matches
why are you cunts so obsessed?
>>67338717
I literally started posting on espee because of Daniel. Who else could it be krazykuck?
>>67338771
Take Malaysia with you too cunt.
>>67338873
Kek, was Daniel advertising /cric/ on /int/ as well?
>>67338837
craig did you read the article that argie wrote about the jags? probs one of the best i've read on the >roar
>>67338843
>rugby league is so irrelevant that an australian domestic league has to force "internationals" to happen
>>67338899
No, I used to lurk /cric/ for months before I actually started posting. I think I found it by accident though.
>>67338888
:(
>>67338904
I'm not craig and I don't think so.. link?
>>67338916
>Rugby Yawnion will never play at historic ground like Anfield
embarrassing lads
>>67338918
http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/04/23/rugby-argentina-understand-jaguares-pumas/
informative interesting and patrician unlike most of the site
>>67338932
yeah loads of rugby history there right
>>67338949
calm down lad
>>67338955
I am literally SEETHING
>>67338949
I'm surprised that St Helens haven't attempted to play there more actually. I don't suppose fucking the pitch up is gonna be a detriment to Liverpool's success WAHEEEY
>>67338932
RLWC Semi-final double-header
England v New Zealand
Australia v Fiji
Wembley Stadium
Attendance: 67,545
RWC Pool D Match
Ireland v Romania
Wembley Stadium
Attendance: 89,267
Just scrolled through the thread.
Why the fuck is every second post deleted? Did we just get a newcunt janitor because youre doing a terrible job. Guess you're just going along deleting posts from people you dont like.
Believe me ill be writing a seething email to hiro about your failures. You'll be out of here when he sees how fucking inept you are. Don't even bother deleting this post either.
>>67338966
SEETHING casual perhaps
>>67338986
unprecedented obsession with rugby league
>>67338986
The posts he deleted are garbage like no gf feels. Or it's just one guy who really shitposted hard today and the law caught up with him.
>>67339043
I regret nothing.
>>67338733
i will unironically be awake for 3 more hours at least pham
>>67339091
we can discuss rugby and braid eachothers hair :3
>Nic White
>Nick Phipps
>Nic Stirzaker
>Nick Frisby
Where will you be when Glasgow Warriors become the back2back Pro12 champions at Murrayfield and cement themselves as the best team in the premier competition of NH rugby?
>>67339213
Yorkshire senpai
>>67338946
I guess we're lucky the interior regions didn't go the League route like the english north
>>67339213
don't think they've got the heart Tbh
>>67339124
Nic white? Where is he now?
>>67338645
England came second last in the U20 6N this year lel, lost to everyone but Italy.
>>67339213
On my bed, furiously stroking one out
>>67339649
lies
>>67339656
I'm assuming France
>>67339248
>tfw no Eilidh
Why isn't she the presenter for the games? It's a sausage fest right now
>Nic White is only 26 this year
I always thought he was a few years older than Phipps
>>67339649
>Get raped the most by losing players for WC
>Just as they fix it six nations happen
>Go on epic winning streak to rise from 8th to 1st
The city of "you"
>>67339716
Surely heart would be winning without all their stars?
>>67339704
>Nick Frisby is only 23
Frisby going to be the new first choice half back lads.
>>67339735
That's what they did, even missing 20+ players they've beaten Connacht and Leinster
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/queensland-reds-axe-cult-hero-ayumu-goromaru-from-team-for-crusaders-clash/news-story/53c63ea9399ad3c9a4e83cb18660670f
The dream is over lads.
Goromaru has been dropped.
>we can never go back to the harpooner of wales days
>goromaru will now forever be a disappointing super rugby player rather than the sergio parisse of japan
Upsetting 2bh lads.
>>67339765
At least he won't have to worry about humiliating the bumwolves in a few weeks
>>67339765
He's been pretty massively overrated since the WC. He wasn't even a particularly good goal kicker.
>>67339765
Dug his own grave going to reds. Don't see why he didn't just sign for da wolves, he'd get much more gametime.
>>67339816
Is that Campbell Magnay? 195cm 98kg centre.
Need to get that 98 up to about 105 and we'll be sweet.
>>67339835
Yes its from the article
>>67339835
Try 110 and then we'll talk
>>67339835
>195cm
>98kg
fucking lankies I swear
>>67339835
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>67339874
I'm 187cm 110kg.
hooker masterrace reporting in
>>67339890
>fat smelly hooker
Is the front row objectively the smelliest unit on the pitch?
>>67339973
fattest, smelliest, and ugliest definitely
>>67339656
In France, connecting with his inner Napoleon complex
>>67339815
he's buggering off to toulon after this, it was only ever going to a one-year contract with the reds. reds everywhere are incompetent - couldnt even sack the shit coach - so can easily imagine they offered him silly money
Your Pooperr Ugby round for this weekend (round 11) in elite and muscular NZ time:
>Friday
CruBASEDers vs Speds, 7:35pm, Christchurch
Bumboys vs Balls, 9:45pm, Canberra
>Saturday
Moonweebs vs Farce, 5:15pm, Tokyo
Queefs vs Lowlanders, 7:35pm, Hamilton
Tards vs Cheetos, 9:45pm, Sydney
>Sunday
Shorks vs Hurrichokes, 1:00am, Durban
KANGZ vs Boos, 3:10am, Port Elizabeth
BYE: Fags, Loins, Reblels, Stormfags
>>67339765
Reds basically splashed cash on a player because he got a lot of screen time during the world cup goal kicking.
>>67340443
'Saders
'Bies
'Wolves
Chiefs
'Tahs
'Canes
Blues
im not gonna lie
>>67340643
Good :)))))
>>67340659
hello
It's internationa league weekend - can someone post that image
Daniel if you're here, do you have a stream for the county match m8?
>>67340758
kek
KEK
>>67326882
Normally Olding is at 22
and he comes on for either Jackson or McCloskey
Although he can play anywhere in the backline and I mean anywhere he is the ultimate utility back
>>67338010
New England is the home of rugby in America.
Better images.
>>67341130
>>67341138
That Connacht-Glasgow game set itself up nicely. Who's the favourite?
>>67341224
Connacht just lost to Treviso away in the last few seconds of the game whilst Glasgow (the current champions) absolutely demolished Zebre (the worst team in the league) at home by a 60 point differential.
Both play a fairly loose and offensive style of rugby so it should be a cracker and both are playing for home advantage in the semis as Leinster are goig to trounce Treviso..
I'd say Connacht are favourites as a consequence of home advantage but that advantage would be marginal.
>>67341224
Glasgow are literally unbeatable. Connacht don't stand a chance
> Kieran Read (captain), Matt Todd, Jordan Taufua, Sam Whitelock, Scott Barrett, Mike Alaalatoa, Codie Taylor, Wyatt Crockett
Best pack in world rugby desu
>>67341531
Literally Who: The Pack
>>67341483
>>67341464
Gonna need a Welsh or Italian opinion
>>67341581
I'm Welsh, the GlasGODs will win easily
>>67341581
But my opinion was balanced and unbiased.
>>67341581
Glasgow by 5/6 points. Connacht unironically lost to Treviso and now everyone has their players back from international callups, they're dropping off the pace.
>>67341612
>>67341620
Glasgow and Connacht played each other at this point in the season last year, Glasgow won by 20 points
>>67341531
Replace Alaatoa with Owen "god-tier scrummaging" Franks. Also maybe Moody for Crockett. Crockett may arguably be better in the scrum but he's also a fat smelly penalty magnet
>>67341612
You could be some cheeky cunt from Sligo for all I know 2bh
>>67341596
This will be my smug face when you lose.
>>67341653
But can they do it on a cold, windy afternoon in Galway?
>>67341707
Always a test for them after travelling from balmy Glasgow
>>67341541
More rwc winners in there than the entirety of europe combined
>>67341541
Doesnt take a SH partrician like myself to tell you about Whitelock, Read and Todd
Taufua is a sharp, pacey out and out 6 who is contesting with Elliot Dixon for the 6 all black jersey after Kaino.
Scott Barrett is Beaudens brother and has been on fire this season. Whitelock, Barrett, Retallick is the all blacks locks sorted for the next 4 years and beyond.
Codie Taylor is getting groomed into the set up but has really upped his game this season, got a step on him and pace
And yeah the other two should be Franks and Moody. World class props
save
>>67341596
Connacht will win because if they don't I'm fairly sure Pat Lam will murder them.
>>67343797
>Pat Lam
>Patrick Lambie
>>67341581
Connacht have no chance. They memed their way to the top because they get the least raped by international competition.
glasgow guy gonna be literally seething when connacht win on the weekend
>>67345647
I don't know if he will go on an angry rampage through /sp/ or just disappear from the board all together
Does anyone else from the isle of Ireland listen to RTE 2fm?
>>67346286
No just you m8. Why do you ask?
>>67347401
Because the radio hosts were blind drunk today and I was wondering why.
>>67347549
irish people drunk? outrageous!
>>67347692
They were talking about a pizza party with an ice cream van at it.
It just wasn't what I was expecting but it was a good show so I shall be tuning in tomorrow.
>there's a pom who unironically complains about the quality of SH posting
>>67350461
You are a pom.
And it is pretty bad.
>>67345647
>Tonight on: Things that won't happen
Also if they somehow meme a victory we're still winning the pro12.
>>67350983
>Tonight on: Things that won't happen
>Also if they somehow meme a victory we're still winning the pro12.
The match is actually Saturday boss.
>>67350461
SH hours are noticeable worse m8
It's been nothing but inane pooposting since the WC. Aussies and Kiwis are driving this place into the ground.
>>67351483
Exactly. That's why the thing that won't happen is happening tonight. Cos it isn't happening Saturday.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130504
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130504
What is the general consensus lads?
Crusaders
Bulls
Sunwolves
Highlanders
Tards
Canes
Poos
>tfw connacht fan all my life if they win the league
>tfw Connacht beat Glasgow on Saturday
>I think Connacht stand a chance against Glasgow
>>67351704
/lifelong/ Connacht fan m8, born and raised in Abersligo
>>67352193
I've been a lifelong Connacht fan ever since that one lad started posting about how Glasgow would win their meme tournament a couple of weeks ago.
>>67351704
I support all the Irish provinces anyway.
>>67352297
>one
>>67351527
Think you didn't think this post throug.
>>67352479
>Thinking your posts through
>>67352817
difficult i know for an heroin addled scot
>>67352859
>(You)
>>67351505
>Aussies and Kiwis are driving this place into the ground.
well you're half right.
Reminder that 100% of namefags in /rug/ are kiwi.
Just had kfc.
Wasn't worth it sisters really regretting this decision.
>>67354259
Reminder Ireland will LITERALLY whitewash the Boks so they will return to only selecting white players.
Bokke it. ( ;
Reminder the international anti-apartheid movement was start in a Dunnes Stores I'm Ireland, so we literally destroyed you Afrikaaners
Now. Now, we will save them.
>>67354480
K den
>>67354480
>*was started in a Dunnes Stores in Ireland
FTFM
Why are the Irish such consistently poor quality posters?
>>67354549
We'll also go 2 - 0 against the Kiwis this year.
>>67354621
What about my posting qualities are such poor quality?
Pls elaborate.
just had a cheeky shot of olive oil to reach my macros lads
>>67353599
They're the worst for sure. That Shitspouter cunt is unfuckingbearable.
But 2bh it was the Aussies during and after the World Cup that started this shit.
>>67354749
It was /cric/ refugees who are now long gone.
It's the kiwis who've continued the nonsense though, talking about "daniel" and all the other shit.
>>67354738
I usually have a couply fish oil pills
>>67354749
>LE FUGG LE ZHIDSBOUTER
Pathetic
>>67354797
Good thing you're here to metapost
>>67354797
I agree.
Either way this place is shit during Super Ug hours.
>>67354901
Send yourself to reddit then newsis
>>67354777
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU
You can be identified easily. Also I never have. All been cunts.
>>67354895
you're meant to take your name off when you say that phlegm
>>67354895
>fish oil
Switch to the superior flax seed oil
>>67311247
2010-2011 Quade was fucking based
>>67356268
Thanks for the tip
>>67356438
This is a casual opinion
>>67356438
Pretty much yeah.
Probably the best ball running fly half there has ever been. But surgery on his knees and hips has slowed him down to the point where he's a liability now. He can't do the things he used to do as well as he did them, and he has serious flaws in his game that were fine taken with how good he used to be, but are now unacceptable risks.
It probably helped that he had apex Genia inside him as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IoPeE58pCY
>>67356438
he was a no show at the world cup though
especially in the big games
>>67356268
>>67356516
Flaxseed and Krill are meme oils. Stick to fish oil sis, there's no research evidence to suggest that it's no longer the gold standard.
>>67357430
He was a no show in a dingo-coached team.
When you force Charlie Parker to stick to the music in front of him you can't be upset when the jazz performance is rubbish.
>>67357752
Dingo is a faggot but he's won more super rugby titles than any other coach
>>67357673
Flaxseed oil is better though
The essential oil in it can be converted by your body into the other oils in the ratio you need. Fish oil doesn't have that oil but has fixed omega 3's or w/e that are in a fixed ratio and your body can't convert them to others.
If you need more of one and less of another and your fish oil doesn't provide enough flaxseed oil is better
Flaxseed oil is flexible fish oil isn't. There are cases were flaxseed oil is better but no cases were fish oil is better. So flaxseed oil is better
>>67357921
Harakeke seed oil is more expensive though sis
>>67358039
It taste nicer and doesn't make your breath stink. Even more so if you take it on an empty stomach. Also it doesnt have the heavy metal meme or contribute to the mass murder and over fishing of fish
>>67357673
There's no research about fish oil doing shit either
All oils are inflammatory pure fat
>>67358411
They should say on the label that it contains americans then
>/rug/
>discussing supplements
I want backs to leave. There is no place for JOCs here.
>McCalman at 7 while Beau was still at home
>centres of McCabe and Faingaa with Horne as their backup
terrible to watch desu
>>67358751
Or your mother
>>67358808
Grow up sis
>>67357921
>Flaxseed oil is better though
Citation needed
>contribute to the mass murder and overfishing of fish
Ah there it is. If you were shilling the environmental angle, why didn't you just say so sis?
>>67359441
flaxseed oil has the most grams of omega 3 per serving of anything
its not even close
>>67359525
Why do you need omega 3? What health benefits is it giving you?
>>67359802
>benefit
its good for normal brain function and repair
How do I know if /rug/ is referring to union or league?
>>67359802
Helps prevent my schizophrenia from reappearing my doc said.
going down to the Pak'n'Save lads
>>67359869
>>67359878
seems like a placebo to me.
>>67359937
its not a drug you get a buzz off pham
its like maintenance
also gives you wack dreams if you take too much
>>67359441
>shilling for the environment
No I just like recreational fishing and the massive net boats make me sad
>>67359937
These guys seem to think there is some link between it and some health effects
https://nccih.nih.gov/health/omega3/introduction.htm#hed6
>>67359967
I had assumed the majorit of fish oil is sourced from salmon farms and would have been otherwise dumped as waste so it's actually a good thing that its used for this purpose.
Kind of like how coconut water used to get tipped in the drain but they memed it into a billion dollar industry.
>>67359878
simple
>>67359878
Rugby is always rugby.
League is always league.
Fucking LOL if this cunt thinks he's ever going to be an All Black http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/05/02/off-contract-panthers-forward-eyeing-blacks/
>>67360664
kek the state of it
St.George Queensland Reds side to play Crusaders
7:35pm (local), AMI Stadium, Christchurch
1. James Slipper (C)
2. Andrew Ready
3. Greg Holmes
4. Ben Matwijow
5. Rob Simmons
6. Hendrik Tui
7. Liam Gill
8. Curtis Browning
9. Nick Frisby (50th Queensland cap)
10. Jake McIntyre
11. Eto Nabuli
12. Anthony Fainga’a
13. Campbell Magnay
14. Chris Feauai-Sautia
15. Karmichael Hunt
16. Saia Fainga’a
17. Sef Fa’agase
18. Sam Talakai
19. Cadeyrn Neville
20. Michael Gunn
21. James Tuttle
22. Sam Greene
23. Junior Laloifi
>>67359878
>rugby union general
>/rug/
I understand why a 'Murican wouldn't get it, it is a touch brilliant
>its a Toni Street talks to the camera episode
Based location location location is on now though so I am
>>67360980
>location location location
you really are a devvo lad
>>67360980
>location location location
watching grand designs here. Is there anything good on the tube tonight?
>people who expect significant storage and large bedrooms in a period character home
Unrealistic
>>67360996
>that house with the ducati on the wall
what the fuck
>>67361069
>the bath that fills from the room splashing the whole room
for what purpose
>>67361079
OK I'll get us back on topic with some current world rugby news
https://twitter.com/AllBlacks/status/728030051006963715
Thoughts?
>>67361091
>https://twitter.com/AllBlacks/status/728030051006963715
"Viral" videos make me want to lie my neck down on the train tracks and wait for oblivion
>>67361100
I agree
is it true that australians have limited internet? like you only get 10 gb a month?
Phil and Kirsty have smashed this one out of the park lads.
>>67361069
>>67361075
>That weeb in Wales who built all those traditional Japanese style rooms for his jap wife
I always wondered if those women felt shit their husband only likes them for their nations culture.
>>67361110
I have unlimited
>>67360996
Grand designs is the patricians choice. The nz version was pretty good too imo.
>>67361127
Le even when you're trying your best to be edgy ironic is the biggest fag move since sucking cock
>posting on /rug/ when you could be at the nets with your mates
>>67361100
They make me want you to do that too.
>>67361159
What was ironic? Running man challenge videos bring a genuine smile to my face.
>>67361168
Probably going to the nets Saturday tttt(to tell the truth).
>>67361188
Which nets? I would literally kill you with a bouncer if i felt like it
>>67361203
probably meant tennis nets since hes from devvo
>>67361216
Tennis is over rated squash is where it's at
>>67361235
Squash is for pussies. Jai alai master race
>>67361203
North shore cricket club lad 1pm Saturday son. Just warning you I'm a fast bowler with a lethal short ball so I'd bring a helmet if I was you
>>67361235
I must admit I do love a bit of tennis had a box at the Heineken this year. Got some great pics for the insta as well
>>67361258
That blonde bitch is a dog. Dont blame the tradie for trying to get rid of her. Quite like that dumb chick from melbourne though.
>>67361275
I enjoy watching tennis
I don't like playing it as much
>>67361283
I quite like playing tennis. Got few games in over summer at the taupo bach
>>67361282
>it hurts my feelings when you get upset and swear
She is a bitch 2bh. He is a little bit insensitive but boo fucking hoo
>>67361290
I try to get a game of squash in every Friday before beers. A mid week game every other week too
Shit gets your heart pumping
>This bedroom
Married at first sight has taken an entertaining turn
>>67361290
Nice, I always take my racquet down to pauanui and get a game in
Pommy lad, you were right. Midweek kiwi social club /rug/ is pure fucking cancer.
She should just lose some weight tttt
>>67361376
I agree
>>67361373
You could contribute and put us back on track to discussing on topic content
Not fixing the problem is as bad as being the problem t^4 (tttt (to tell the truth))
>>67361379
OK.
Which cancerous faggot knows the least about rugby?
Devvo cunt or shitspouter?
>>67361404
Devvo lad is a walking wikipedia of rugby knowledge
>>67361414
And shitspouter knows at least enough to fit in with your typical kiwi bloke
>>67361414
Funny, I've never actually seen him post anything about rugby.
>>67361424
Check out /rug/ sometime.
Somebody make a new thread
>>67361442
No, just keep this one going. Theres not anything to discuss anyway
>>67361447
>>67361447
>>67361447
>>67361442
Here lad I got you
>>67361446
Fuck off mate