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1st for Lester
>>67291499
3rd or 4th for lesta
Lesterl/a/d edition
xth for Hazard
FUCK PENALDO THIS IS LEICESTER'S THREAD
LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER LEICESTER
6th for Spurs
The real champs
7th for meme magic being true
>two stickies
glad to be able to say that i've been a lester fan ever since they won their first premier league title
nth for ban this fucking shitposter
15th for DAD?
nth for de gay
How many total matches will Spurs players miss after the disciplinary committee reviews all that?
I'll say 30
and a £250,000 fine
>spurs
you can't make this shit up.
nice that LC won but I would rather they have actually won it on the field rather than from tottenham's spergout at the end.
how bad is a league if fucking Leicester can win it?
But now I'm really going to bed lads.
See you tomorrow.
>>67292237
It would have been even better if they had it done without excessive refballing
>>67292143
Enough so Spuds lose second place
>>67292116
This
>>67292143
Dier should've been sent off twice in the last 5 minutes tßh.
Doesn't feel right that lester win the title though, it's like Romeo and Juliet living a happy life in the end, it's too good.
>This spuds ass madness
Christ alive
>>67292080
been one since november, fucking bandwagoners
WEAR THE BLUE LADS
IT'S OUR DAY
Well that was fun, now back to the serious business of scheduling preseaon friendlies
>this audio
kek
>>67292589
yeah they were actually my backup choice for university last year so i'm pretty sure i've got more of a claim on supporting them than any of you
>>67292788
oh its only on the sticky
>>67292868
i was born in the stadium
>>67292407
Walker should've been sent off in the first half.
>>67292868
My uncle's dog's brother's lead was manufactured by someone who once drove very close to Leicester I'll have you know
leicester celebratory stream is LIVE as fuck boys
https://twitter.com/FuchsOfficial/status/727242055995392000
>>67293040
I've once briefly saw a fox in the woods near by. Reckon it could have been from Leicester.
>>67293250
there's a leicester in sierra leone and my parents worked there one year as missionaries so basically i was born a leicester fan from the start
>tfw not in Vardys house doing blow and banging manky hookers
>>67293658
>tfw Vardy is probably snorting coke off some mingers ass right now while getting his balls licked
>I'm studying for a quiz
> For the record, Arsenal have had a 100% record against the premier league champions.
> Ajay the Gooner
this is why nobody likes Arsenal fans
>>67293658
>youre studying for math
>he's fucking some ass
>>67293825
>>67294001
>tfw im going to the local to drink with my mom
>tfw no wkd and straight vodka shots with Ulloa
Life gets better after exams lads, hang in there
>>67293983
one of many reasons
>yfw those Thai hookers won Leicester the league
>>67294073
>drink with my mom
what?
Seeing Leo win the PremierLeague has got me all giddy. What a man, what a player. ULLOA
I got to the final of the Brazilian Cup lads.
Only downside is I will be facing Botafogo, that has been raping the rest of Brazil almost since the beggining of the save.
>>67294073
>drink with my mom
and I thought I was autistic
>>67294137
This is a fact
>>67294272
not like you can finish 3rd
might as well win
>>67294137
Truth
>this will never be a feature in FM
2000-1 doesn't seem so bad now
>>67291499
>SPUDS
the 13/14 season doesn't hurt so bad now.
>>67294686
2,5x better odds
>Rainieri savescumming IRL
>Leicester stats next FM
>Rainieri leaving on the 1st week
>Mourinho favoured to take Foxes job
I can see it already
>Kane in charge of not getting banged
Vardy savage af 2bh
>>67294876
I can't see shit
This may return to equilibrium, but I have no idea how
Are Spuds getting relegated next season?
>tfw not invited
https://twitter.com/jtzsport/status/727244150115078145
>>67295176
I can't even tell what they're saying.
>>67295410
/england/
>>67292407
Don't worries fellow Art Vandelayan, BBR did the same thing in 96, followed by a slow, painful crash into oblivion
>>67294975
what did he mean by this
>>67295536
>96, followed by a slow, painful crash into oblivion
>>96
>slow, painful crash
>>67295602
He was responding to Kane, that posted a photo of some lions before the CHE-TOT match.
>>67295602
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/harry-kane-sends-cryptic-message-7776714
https://www.instagram.com/p/BETlqMnnbhn/?hl=en
aaaaaaaand there you go.
>>67294975
Holy shit
>>67295536
never call me or my son Art again.
lel those comments
>>67295793
>funny tab
typical spanish work ethic
>>67295793
Holy shit what is this, 2006? That resolution, that OS, that browser. Sort your life out m8
>>67295849
>the same joke in mitch's stream and in the thread.
>>67295926
typical lithuanian work ethic
>>67295909
Pls no bully Abdulhakim. Everybody here should know about my laptop by now.
Reminder that early in the season it was rumoured Ranieri had a bonus clause in his contract guaranteeing him 100k for every spot above the relegation zone that Leicester finished.
>You will never earn a 1.7mill bonus from your job
>>67296006
Sry, I'm relatively new
>>67295979
smirked tßh
Fucking hell Miles, I only bought this game today you cuck
>>67296237
was that an own goal?
>>67296307
Yes
>>67296322
k e k
>>67295793
>all those spics
does leicester have a south american player
>>67296383
Ulloa
>>67296383
gonçalo is a portuguese name though
>>67296414
i was thinking argentinians were a bit more civilized and less annoying with their "jajajaja" and shit like that
>>67296451
nah mate i opened the instagram again and its full of jajaja and hashtag retardo
>>67296451
spiks or ruk saem
gonna laugh when Spurs fall apart for the next few years after this. in terms of mentality, what a soft, soft, soft group.
>>67296696
Don't have to wait the few years, they're going to drop to third in the best way possible
>>67296696
they are going to funnel that rage into something good
unless poch leaves
>>67296696
Is that you, Dutch ronaldo autist?
>player gets sent off 2 games in a row
>fine him
>he gets butthurt
seriously nigger?
>>67296907
Poch was part of the problem too, out of control.
>>67296923
nope, Dutchnaldo hangs off the Spuds cock too.
Ranieri is now the fourth manager to win in Spain, England and Italy after Benítez, Mourinho and Ancelotti.
>>67296972
I know, but it's embarrassing
Also
>Spurs
>Soft
Maybe two seasons ago; Poch has fixed the problem. What you saw today wasn't soft, that was a proper derby. It's not surprising to me that you can't understand that though, given your nationality.
>>67297086
Mate, there's being hard, and then there's being petulant children who lash out at every opportunity
Did you watch tonight? After it went 2-2 it was Spurs, not Chelsea, who killed the game off
Just so you know, Mr Bolton manager, I was in the premier league.
Yeah, p r e m i e r league. Where were you huh? Thought so.
>>67297086
>>67297086
Trying to pick fights with Diego Costa and the like AFTER the whistle isn't something a disciplined team does. And the coach chimped out too.
>>67297086
not necessarily, i'm seeing the same issue now in the Pens/Caps series.
the Caps are out of control and hurling themselves into every check, trying to start shit, and throwing some dirty hits. it's like Tottenham in the second half there; while Chelsea continued to play their game, Tottenham tried doing everything possible (increasingly crossing the line) to stop them.
compared to the NHL playoffs, throughout the series, the Caps now have had a player fined, a player suspended, and their coach spouting conspiracy theories. out of control, whilst the Pens keep playing their game.
shit mentality built on a foundation of good performances in the recent past does not make a changed and stronger team.
>>67297086
He's saying they have no discipline, which Walker, Dier, Lallana all showed.
But you're the poster who ignores anything based on the flag when yours is less relevant.
>>67297243
Lack of discipline != soft
Soft would be throwing away games like we did three, four, five seasons ago. Spurs are no longer "spursy", regardless of what just happened.
>>67297182
It's a blip. Chelsea knew they couldn't talk shit all week and then not step up, of course it was going to be tough. Look at the relevant stats, Spurs has been the best team by all metrics apart from points earned. Still a few too many games dropped to draws, but still 2nd - and most importantly - above Arsenal.
>>67297348
>Lallana
>>67297086
>throwing away a 2-0 lead in a must-win gaem isn't soft, it's derby football (and Derby football)
>doing literally nothing after conceding the second time in a must-win game isn't soft, it's derby football
>almost having two players sent off in a must-win game isn't soft, it's derby football
Oh, I am laughing.
>>67297340
>shit mentality
Most points gained from losing positions, so no. We had shit mentality when we had Ade and Kaboul, and other dead weights.
>>67297425
>Canada
>Opining on football
Adults are speaking
>>67297208
oh now you're a PL man
>Cup final in Brazil is over two legs.
>>67297425
>it's derby football (and Derby football)
>>67297369
>>67297428
>Lack of discipline != soft
and that's where you are wrong. lack of discipline completely correlates to being soft.
>>67297428
that shit mentality isn't exorcised so easily.
>>67297494
to encourage fixture congestion
>>67297494
Every Cup Final not in Yurop is over two legs, senpai.
>>67297525
Nobody got sent off didn't they? Spurs threaded a very fine line, and got stuck in. And please, Chelsea players are not without blame. They're as scummy as their fans.
>that shit mentality isn't exorcised so easily.
Do you even watch the Premiership? This Spurs side is completely different from just two years ago. It's the best they've played in the more than decade I've followed them. You're talking shit.
>>67297462
>Canadian Gold Cups: 1
>Swedish European Championships: 0
Checkmate, Sven.
Spuds lost their heads. "Derby football" or not, losing composure like that in such an important match is not conducive of being a mentally strong team. They were lucky not to have two or three players sent off.
>>67297575
>Nobody got sent off didn't they?
that's more indicative of piss-poor refereeing than anything, if we're being honest. i'm not disagreeing that Chelsea players and fans are shit. however, Spurs completely and totally lost the plot. beyond reproach.
>Do you even watch the Premiership? This Spurs side is completely different from just two years ago.
holy shit you sound like Liverpool fans during the Suarez years.
>>67297575
>Nobody got sent off didn't they?
Did you not see that Spurs had NO CHANCES WHATSOEVER after Chelsea equalised?
Why was that?
>>67297711
Don't ever compare me to those people ever again
>>67297722
We are talking about two different things. You don't get to 2nd place with a shit mentality. There have been so many more commanding performances this season, than blips. I count Newcastle, Stoke at home, Arsenal at home and this game as blips. That's about it. This is nothing compared to three or four years ago, when bottling it was the Spurs trademark. Yes, Spurs got a bit carried away and lost the plot in the second half, and only came away with a point and a definitive end to the title chase, but it's not like Leicester were going to lose their last two games. This is still the best Spurs league campaign since 62/63.
>>67297856
>biggest game of the season is a blip
Doesn't look forward to big games.ppp
There, bit the bullet and loaned him out with a 17 million buyout fee.
We've got the money so why not. Lets see how he performs.
>>67297490
Well, uhh, see, I said, "was".
I also manage to draw the game after rotating the entire squad and the one shitter that was crying for more first team football made a retarded backpass in the 88th minute.
>>67297856
Ok, forget about tonight.
At best, Spurs are going to finish with 76 points from 38 games, AT BEST, in a season where everyone else has been shit.
I'm sorry but you just found another way to bottle it
>>67297945
Fucking hell, you don't get it do you? Spurs never once had the lead in the title race. This is still the best league campaign in 53 years. I am over the moon with Poch and the current crop of players.
>>67297984
Whatever. No St. Totteringham's day is a good consolation prize. This squad is still young, just wait a year or two.
>>67297557
Probably
>>67297570
Are they? That's as silly as the Spanish Super Cup being played over two legs.
>>67298010
no tears only dreams
>>67297856
>You don't get to second place with a shit mentality
Pick any of the top 3 in Spain and whenever they're out of control of the match they all go nuts.
This is completely OK
>>67298389
>tighter marking
>hassle opponents
>BWM
>"oh shit, I gots to close to the player and now I'm gonna lose him... better tackle him"
>>67298466
:^)
>tfw getting banged by Vardy
>>67298525
>74'
>all three subs used
butters pls
>>67298525
and they tied at 90(+3)
Second time this season I'm having this meeting. Its because I didn't accept a bullshit 11 million bullshit clauses offer from Wet Spam while he's worth more than that.
>>67298587
That's right you son's of bitches. Shut the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.
>>67298562
>lose 3 men
>concede equaliser at +3
classic butters
>>67298633
Wait, how are you third all of a sudden?
>>67298675
Mozzy lets say I took 3mg clonazepam and about a half bottle of Jameson, I'll be grand right?
>>67298675
>>67298732
nighty night :^)
>>67298736
>((3*10)^2)x((3*10)^2)
everything's 3
just like your leftleaning soul wants it
>>67298811
You underestimate my tolerance, fool
>>67298836
down the other half then
>>67298717
I think it's rather clear, I've been winning games lad. Just beat Blackburn 3-1 (they were 3rd) and moved up.
I'm playing 4-2-3-1 possession.
>>67298849
Alright I will.
>>67298893
Went back to basics. Minimal instructions, and let the players sort themselves out.
>>67298968
any promising sheepspawn?
>>67299019
No, pic related is the best I've got and a couple more 3 star potentials trough the years. Sent some of them on loan to Wimbledon which I made an affiliate and am now trying to get promoted. Even signed some random irish dudes that my HOYD recruited just to send them there.
Hopefully this year. We invested a lot of money into facilities, junior coaching and recruitment.
>>67299019
>>67299204
But my little impulse buy worth 850k Italian is developing though. Pretty impressed he managed to keep up desu.
>>67299507
great value for 850k desu
>celebrating Leicester win in RonaldoFaggot aka Abdul thread
Poetic.
>>67299590
THIS ONE'S FOR THE FOXES FOR THE FOXES FOR THE FOXES
>checking Twitter after quite some time
>there's a Leicester Fans Club Indonesia now that is a month old
I'm living in a country of bandwagoners.
>>67299656
You didn't know that before?
>>67299784
I tried to not think negatively lately. And the world simply show me why I should.
>>67299784
He knew that opinion existed, but he only chose to support it himself when he saw it had overwhelming support from others
>>67299656
>>67299860
>Cumpenny
Gets me every time.
>got in an argument about Spurs being overrated in my local while having pints with the family
>bartender literally had to kick the guy out over it
>>67299860
>My tears are filling with cry
This is what you get for shit talking me, Mr Bolton manager.
>>67299860
Isn't all of asia just bandwagoners?
>>67299860
>meet me outside Wembley
soooooo, was he at the match?
>>67299832
>>67299815
Fair enough.
>>67299860
He just wont stop, the bitter cunt.
>>67300002
We won't be meeting any time soon. We're going to the premier league while you rot in league 2 lad.
I feel vindicated.
>>67299989
The most misunderstood character ever
>>67300119
He was insane, not misunderstood.
>>67298893
>I'm playing 4-2-3-1 possession
Thank God you came to your senses. Join the 4-2-3-1 DM wide w attacking possession mustard race
>this GOAT stream quality
BONERZ.
gonna be a good game tonight.
>>67300158
His descent into madness, while offscreen, is almost entirely understandable. Unlike ramsay being a le meme psychopath
>>67300230
Mad is mad, m8.
>>67300425
nothing is nothing, MF
so morale > tactics
>>67300461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gk3iZ81UlA
AH FUCK IT LADS
>>67300184
lets go caps
>get sending of
>concede
>striker pick up a knock in the ~65ish minute
>sub in the loanee
>gets one back pulling us level
>they get a sending off
>scores in the 92nd minute to win us the 3 points
I'm paying 17 million for him, just because of that.
>>67300182
My best player is an CM playmaker that can't play a DM, I do have two DM's on the team but one is constantly shitting the bed and is dirty on top of that, the other just isn't that good.
>>67300659
kraken my brain familia
>>67300713
what should i drink for this game?
>>67300897
The tears of >>67300713
>tfw going contain in a cup final
>>67300935
>implying I care about game 3
>>67300897
vodka
>not having your first choice striker be also your first choice centre back
>>67301007
only have a shot or so left of it. used most of it making white russians.
>>67301012
I challenge you to find a regen DC/ST who's actually good at both
this is the closest I've come, unfortunately he's too short to be a DC despite having the other abilities
#OneOfOurOwn
Out for 2 months again. Gonna sell in summer
We all have at least one English Hero achievement, right?
hold me
>>67302246
FM doesn't like userdb so I never get mine for doing ultra LLM
Fuck off :(
Someone told mitch to burn off his pubic hair and he actually did it, the absolute madman haha
>>67302736
Yeah, I would have three from my Enfield Town save on FM14.
Need a new formation, lads. Preferably non-hoofball but one that produces goals
end my suffering
>>67296032
He got $5m actually
>>67302822
Mitch makes great decisions in football manager as well as in real life
https://streamable.com/pazy
>>67302513
get bent.
Nighty night, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEiHNOS8mZ8
>>67303705
night HC
M C G E A D Y
>>67304671
JOHNNY WALTERS
DON'T COUNT US OUT
>>67305006
>no severed, bloody head of will keen visible in the back of the closet
they actually did it the absolute madmen haha
so who's going to fire up unpatched 2016 and win the title with leicester in the first season
with current patch it's easy peasy ofc
>>67305163
I don't know to be honest family
I don't know if I can ever be interested in sports again, nothing will match this
>>67305206
I thought the exact same thing after 7-1 but now this happened
I wonder what's next
>>67305259
England winning the Euros desu
>>67305335
please, we're talking about things that are unlikely, not pure fantasy
>>67305335
Iceland has a better shot desu
>>67305348
Czechos winning the Euros?
>Art
>>67305335
that's not something unlikely that can happen, that'd violate natural laws
like arsenal not finishing 4th
let's keep it real
>>67305444
don't take this the wrong way, but with enough cocaine in his system he'd probably fuck anything
B U R N O U T
>>67305335
Take your delusional ramblings elsewhere.
Top banter
Who you got
>>67305904
Boznia Herzegovina desu. Pjanic is GOAT
Poortugal
Switzerland
England
Holland
B&H
Croatia
France
Scotland
>>67305904
turkiye
>>67305982
Poortugal
England
B&H
France
England
B&H
B&H wins
>>67305904
England over France in another round of SI bullshit fantasy
GOWAN ALAN
>>67306429
SHANEOOOOOOOOOO
Can someone help me figure out some of the problems I'm having?
My wide players keep hitting crosses off of other defenders and corners are useless.
My CBs are getting split down the middle because they're going wide
>>67306837
try giving your CBs the "close down less" instruction
I don't have 16, but in every FM previous that's done wonders for me
you'll probably need a DM and/or wingbacks/fullbacks who are defensively responsible to help them out though
>>67305904
Belgium
Ukraine
Ireland
Holland
B&H
Croatia
France
Greece
Belgium
Holland
Croatia
France
Holland
Croatia
Croatia
but knowing SI England will win.
WE'RE GOING TO THE SEMIS LADS
>>67307330
IT'S THE FUCKING GREEKS GOING TO THE FINAL
>>67307400
>tfw they need the prize money to pay debts
THIS IS GOING TITS UP PRETTY FAST
>>67307536
WE'VE ACTUALLY FUCKING GONE AND DONE IT LADS
>>67307596
Greatest country
IT'S FINALS TIME LADS
>>67307814
>POSTING MIDGAME
I BELIEVE
>>67307837
>when the pacebabby paces your defence
>>67307857
GREGGO
>>67307880
You can do it lad
CHAMPIONS OF FUCKING EUROPE GET IN SON
GOD FUCKING BLESS YA O'SHEA
>>67307954
>European Championship just the beginning, says Keane
he's going to stick around until he's 50
>Watching horrible 3dcg animu on netflix
Who thought 3DCG anime was a good idea? The framerate is booty butcheeks
>>67307972
That's my dear assman Roy Keane. I didn't even take Robbie Keane to the tournament. Shane Long bagged 6 goals in 6 starts. Bamford nailed on 2 in the other. Who needs Keane.
>>67307994
>Who needs Keane.
an arguable point, but I imagine he wouldn't agree
someone's got to take the penalties after all
>>67308046
pfft, penalties, we don't need those. We had 2 reds and like 30 yellows in the entire tournament. I need an old fucker to save penalties, not take them. That's where Shay Given stepped in.
Fuck me I'm burning up a lifetime of luck tonight.
>These teams will never be good enough that you'll see a cozy 82k CCL game at the Meadowlands.
This actually makes me cry.
>>67309031
you mean MetLife Stadium ©, right?
sigh
>>67309089
When it was first built, it was literally 3 Jews away from being the Allianz arena. Would've been amazing
>>67309134
would've been pretty amusing
an aside, but
> go to giants game with my family when i was 7 or 8
> lame ass cousin gets too cold and we have to leave in the third quarter
> giants win game in fourth quarter in spectacular fashion
Well I'll tell you what, that is a long shot indeed.
So the latest version I've played is FM 2011. How much different is it now? Which version should I warezz if I don't want to pay 50+ euros to try out a newer version? Simply the newest version or is there a best post-11 game out there?
>>67309216
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>67309903
I appreciate the MST tribute
>start a season as Torquay
>0 scouts
this'll be nice
Quality
>>67310078
Is it the tactic? Or are Ireland overrated? I have no idea.
>>67293103
Stop streaming at these stupid times you cuck.
>>67309903
>hiring a 72yo Bulgarian
what could possibly go wrong?
g...guys?
>>67310254
>10pm
>Stupid time
lmao @ (You) desu
>>67310521
>LLLLX
You need to fight more bravely.
>>67310521
Is that your team's form or a SuperBowl?
WHAT THE FUCK FUCK OFF
last season literally every player was sucking my dick. After 5 games this suddenly has changed? Our form is 2-3, 0-1, 0-1, 0-1, 1-1. I don't think we're doing completely shit, if our striker can stop fucking choking we can get a mid table finish.
>>67310576
>believing that literal man-children playing a game will have your back when they stop having fun
>>67310576
>1 point from 5 games
>worthy of anything other than "m8 the ship is sinking pls fix"
>>67310692
>>67310636
At least the board knows I don't fuck around. There will be players leaving before I leave.
>>67310721
>This is in no small part down to your extremeely tight control of wage expenditure.
>>67310746
get fukt
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>67310965
AHAHAHAHA
get fucked you cheese eating surrender monkeys
>game crashed
>have to replay 3 games that I've won
pretty pissed but I guess I shouldn't have FM runnin trough the night
>>67311032
Won the first one
>>67311096
Unfortunately my polak shitter got injured for 6-7 weeks, and just when he started performing to a degree following a dozen fines, constant yelling and individual talks telling him he's shit.
How do you rate my newest signing lads? I'd rather not say how much I paid.
>>67311384
OK, but...
>I'd rather not say how much I paid.
You paid more than £30m didn't you?
>>67311515
N-no. I paid 10m up front and 11.5m over 4 years, in €. Unfortunately I had to go with a 28 million release clause.
Great feel and only improving.
>>67311538
His name is Fox god damn it. LEWIS FOX.
Besides, I've got the money but there's nothing to use it on. I'll buy off this guy for 'only' 7 million too.
>>67311548
Get an extra coach lad. Also, you really don't need two goalkeeping coaches when your staff is that small.
>>67311566
How many players are you buying/selling? If I remember correctly your squad harmony was already in JUST territory
>>67311566
I'm building for the future familia. I'll have more coaches next year. Poaching the best staff I can while they're available.
PADDY FUCKING KENNY LADS
>>67311594
DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK HE IS BUT HE'S GOING TO PISS ON IRELAND
>>67311574
Only Lewis Fox and this CB that was unhappy and listed for a bargain price. Shame he didn't want to join me directly from the Czech republic but went to Tottenham. Had him on my watch list since years ago.
I also brought 2 16yo but thats more like to see if they make it and, at worst, get sent to AFC Wimbledon.
The guy above came on loan at the start of the season so he already gelled, as you can see by the stats. 5 goals, 5 assists playing as an AP on AM. Decent enough.
>>67311586
Oh, just seems weird to have 2 goalkeeping coaches and only one general coach and one fitness coach.
>>67311641
me and my assman are solid coaches desu. My fitness coach is also 3.5* when sharing roles. I'm coping.
>have backroom board meeting
>all the usual scouting shit 40 year old Brazilians and telling me to have everyone train agility
>get to the tactic rec parts
>quite reasonable stuff suggested, play control, work ball into box with good weather conditions. and so on
>suggestions start getting weird and dumb
>finally check which cunt is suggesting this
>it's a fucking physio telling me what tactics to use
Just what in the high-flying fuck is this cunt doing suggesting tactics when he injuring half my team?
The cunt.
Just wanted to say that the crash did indeed fuck me over. Lost a game 1-0 that I've won 3-0 and had 2 key players injured.
Just putting it out there, If I miss automatic promotion by 3 points.
>>67311770
evens out the Everton game
>>67307915
TYBShane
>>67311776
3 key players injured. I was going to buy him for 17 million too. Thank god I loaned him out with a buy out clause instead of splashing.
I think it more than evens it out.
Kosovo got accepted in UEFA (28 for vs 24 against), and FIFA will automatically add them next week. They'll be added to Group I in the WC18 qualifiers ( Croatia, Iceland, Ukraine, Turkey, Funland)
Can they theoretically snatch Xherdan Shaqiri, Granit Xhaka, Almen Abdi, Valon Behrami, etc from Switzerland ?
>only lead because I forgot the game was playing and alt tabbed
>concede 2 in the last 2 minutes to a sub who came on in the 85th minute
>$ity
I wish I could love O'Donnell because he's an absolute GOAT but he abandoned Ireland so he's a cunt
>>67311955
>Can they theoretically snatch Xherdan Shaqiri, Granit Xhaka, Almen Abdi, Valon Behrami, etc from Switzerland ?
I think they can, in theory. Same way we could "snatch" Yugoslav players to play for our national teams despite them already been capped.
Don't quote me on that though.
>>67311955
I assume if theyve been capped for Switzerland, they cant come back and play for another country.
Would be cool if UEFA gave them special dispensation.
I mean if the option to play for Kosovo was available to them earlier in their careers they might have chosen that
>>67311989
Did he declare for a different country the Westie fuck?
>>67311955
Does this mean Kosovo will also be in the champions and europa league?
>>67311955
Not unless Switzerland imploded like Yugoslavia did.
>>67311999
>I think they can, in theory. Same way we could "snatch" Yugoslav players to play for our national teams despite them already been capped.
Yeah, same. Since Kosovo didn't exist when they got capped
>>67312001
>I assume if theyve been capped for Switzerland, they cant come back and play for another country.
But Kosovo didn't exist back then
>>67312008
>Does this mean Kosovo will also be in the champions and europa league?
Yes
>>67312015
>Not unless Switzerland imploded like Yugoslavia did
Yugoslavia de facto didn't cease to exist, we (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia) just left it and players just switched countries
>>67311955
Wait, seriously?
>>67312008
Must be
>>67312015
this >>67312032
Yugoslavia still existed after we seceded. Only later did they change the name into Serbia and Montenegro.
>>67311955
Seriously? We're letting Kosovo in now? Jesus Christ
I just hope they won't monkey out and throw tear gas at UEFA congresses
So lads what Kosovan team are you managing in FM17?
Kosovo can attract Kosovar players from abroad even though the place is a shithole. Recently Bersant Celina (the Man City kid) picked Kosovo over Norway
>>67312044
>Wait, seriously?
Yep
>>67312068
>Seriously? We're letting Kosovo in now? Jesus Christ
Secret vote. Sweden probably voted for btw
>>67312059
>implying they would leave rich Switzerland that raise and accept them and play for a country they barely knew
Blood means nothing in this imo.
>>67312076
Neat. Who would have voted against it? A bunch of the surrounding countries, I assume?
Lads why do I feel like im going to have a panic attack when I have to listen to people say "Leicester played good football this season"
They didnt. They played solid, cynical, counterattacking football with pace babbys
>>67312093
You've signed too many South Americans in FM and can't appreciate good, negative football anymore like the faux-Englishman you are.
>>67312076
>Sweden probably voted for btw
Not my choice.
Seriously, why are we letting flare throwing balkan monkeys into UEFA
>>67310254
but it is the only time i ever feel like streaming
>>67312097
How do I solve this problem? Get ironically angry about immigrants when most Irish people are immigrants in different countries? Be sexually attracted to my cousin?
>>67312086
>A bunch of the surrounding countries, I assume?
Serbia & co, I guess. It was a secret vote so God knows
>>67312101
>Seriously, why are we letting flare throwing balkan monkeys into UEFA
You already have Kosovo A (Switzerland) in UEFA - the B team won't hurt anyone :^)
>>67312115
Go drink yourself unconscious with >your mum
>>67312001
Yep. Declared for England. I mean he was born in Salford so he's free to but come on that name, and his second nationality is Irish.
>>67312093
Good football is a social construct. Football is either flashy or not, a consistent winner is good football.
>>67312115
Drink some more.
>>67312080
Most of them are only second generation and Kosovos is a shithole where family units are very tight, as in entire generations, uncles, grandmas, etc live in the same house or village. Most of them have a lot of family left over there, speak Albanian, and visit regularly. The only reason their parents left was to work abroad and send money back home.
Albanians from Kosovo, especially diaspora, are very nationalistic as well.
t. person who knows some Albanian diaspora from Kosovo.
such a shit lad that always delivers
>>67312124
Ah well if hes born in England I dont care.
Do you think it'll ever happen that a genuine Irish person with an Irish accent who played hurling growing up will ever declare for England?
>>67312115
Drink more potato vodka.
>>67312126
>a consistent winner is good football
I like this guy. What a North American mentality.
>>67312136
>Tribalism
Why do people still do this? It's cancerous as fuck
t. someone who lives with honour killing we-are-not-islamists-:^) Kurdish neighbours
>>67312126
>a consistent winner is good football
It's not, just something that works. People always bitch footy isn't what it used to be, but teams that play flashy attacking footy can't win shit. If someone wants to watch the latter, he can always watch Zeman's or Bielsa's teams play, I guess
>>67312080
>Blood means nothing in this imo
Uh, no. The Alpbro >>67312136 explained it well
>>67312136
>>67312157
Why are we still allowing nationalism in this world I wonder sometimes.
I like this Mulhall lad. He's a winner. 3 assists on debut? Tasty.
>>67312165
How else are we supposed to shitpost effectively on here.
Serious question. How much would you be willing to pay for him?
I would use him as a generic midfielder.
>>67312165
There's nothing wrong with nation states la
immigrants out pls
My favourite save crashes on the same spot every time, SI magicians checked my save and they can't see what is causing it.
What do?
>>67312165
>Why are we still allowing nationalism in this world I wonder sometimes.
It's not nationalism, but kinship. Kinship is an integral part of the identities of various European peoples. It's also one of the things that globalists and their lackeys are trying to destroy, but it's not a topic we should discuss in /lgc/
>>67312165
I ask myself this very question all the time
>>67312198
>What do?
Start a new save, you're fucked
>>67312196
>immigrants out pls
lel
Google "Alle Ausländer sofort einsteigen, wir fahren nach Auschwitz"
>>67312196
>>67312219
>Google "Alle Ausländer sofort einsteigen, wir fahren nach Auschwitz"
fugg doesn't show the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-xGrESGxYw
>>67312185
That's actually a very valid point.
>>67312196
>>67312199
Yeah I won't discuss this any further. I just felt sometimes it actually detrimental to us as a species but that's just my opinion.
I never and will never share this thought to my fellow countrymen though.
>>67312206
Mein neger.
>>67312219
>Alle Ausländer sofort einsteigen, wir fahren nach Auschwitz
ayy lmao
>>67312231
It did. I wonder how quickly he lost his job.
>>67312240
>It did. I wonder how quickly he lost his job.
It's just banter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkIKVxwdzRw
>>67312239
>it actually detrimental
It is the only reason we have survived as peoples for thousands of years~
>>67312239
You're not a nation in the sense of what most European nations are. You're a conglomerate of native peoples that may or may not share their culture, language, religion, traditions way of life, history, etc. Essentially you're like African countries with borders drawn on a map by some autistic fuck rather than being determined "naturally". In other words you're not a nation state.
I don't mean that in a disrespectful way.
>>67312196
help
>>67312196
>Serious question. How much would you be willing to pay for him?
Well, since he isn't listed, and you don't need him that much, I'd just avoid signing him - you'd need to pay out of your ass for a Chelsea kid (who isn't even that good btw). Just sign 10 17yo regens instead
>>67312347
>Just sign 10 17yo regens instead
I'm trying to do that but no one decent wants to come, fucking cunts. They wanted ~17 million.
I passed.
>>67312379
>but no one decent wants to come, fucking cunts
Seriously? I thought the Champions Hip was easy mode. There are always good regens available in teams like Brescia, Dinamo, etc/in lower Italian/French, Central & Eastern European leagues, etc
>>67312421
Nope, can't find shit for some reason. I've gone by hand trough dozens of countries and clubs. Either that or I find someone with glaring errors like injury prone, JUST mentals or shit passing or positioning.
I did find a bunch of good sudacas but no work permits.
>>67312464
>I did find a bunch of good sudacas but no work permits
RIP. Sudacas and Africans always save me. It's pretty bizarre you can't find a good regen in those places. Mind posting some of the better ones you didn't sign?
This ebin comment
>tfw considering abandoning my Ropsi save and starting a new one after holidaying forward a few years
>>67312499
I do find good regens, just they don't want to join me. Its pretty sad when pic related is among the best I found that wants to join.
The Chelsea guy is THE best I found so far.
Someone pick me a team, I want to start a new save. Don't care about division or anything, just want fun.
>It's a striker gets a second yellow for diving in the box episode
>>67312580
Scunthorpe United. League 1.
>>67312643
Sounds good. I'm doing it.
Just beat down a PL Swansea squad with half the squad out due to injuries.
>>67312576
>Its pretty sad when pic related is among the best I found that wants to join.
He isn't bad and, if he has enough PA space, he could become a good defensive-minded mid
I found this lad playing on loan at SV Ried
Getting the hang of these team meetings now
Considering releasing on a free desu
>>67312726
>literally not being able to get Messi to GOAT no matter his age
>>67312737
My system relies on physical babbies, everyone has to be either fast or strong or a combination of both. He was fucked from the outset. Least I got him to tutor a youngster
>http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/03/american-tv-show-presenter-claims-tottenham-won-the-premier-league-rather-than-leicester-5855843/
>ESPN’s SportCenter had an absolute shocker by broadcasting that Tottenham had won the Premeier League rather than Leicester.
>Accompanied by images of Leicester fans, virtually all dressed in blue and jumping up and down, the presenter managed to claim that Spurs had won the league.
Not sure what is worse, that terrible reporting or the fact foreigners actually say "EPL"
if only FM could tell the future....
>>67312756
>ESPN
Not even shocked 2bh
>>67312756
To differentiate it from the hugely popular SPL, duh.
>tell phil at the start of the season that I miss marc albrighton
>phil: he isnt good enough for villa
>villa relegated
>Leicester and albrighton win league
>>67312695
>if he has enough PA space, he could become a good defensive-minded mid
Yeah, I'll buy, he's cheap enough anyway. I doubt he's going to make it though.
Pic related is my star man desu. Had to force keep him at the club twice now. Literally played every game except 1 cup game so far. I'm praying he doesn't get injured. Two other CM's are playing as defensive mids and I have to rotate them as they keep shitting the bed/one of them is really fucking dirty.
>Colombia
I can't bring them in ;_;
>>67312817
>expecting Phil to know what he's talking about
Oh how can I stay mad at you you little GOAT
>>67312817
he's kind of a weird player. phil sort of had a point I think, even though he's quick and works hard he's a little bit predictable. I think he worked out well at leicester because they're a much more complete team and their opponents were so focused on vardy/mahrez, so he could fly under the radar
All these fraudcester posts are making me pissed.
Any team can win a title with that many refballs.
>>67313092
to tears only foxes
>>67313092
Why don't madrid win the league more often then?
>>67313118
Kosovo accepted into UEFA
>>67313118
Because they aren't getting refballs.
Fuck off
>>67313140
Sorry, just woke up and saw it, curious as to where their youth rating will be.
We might actually get far in the cup.
>>67313236
Are you going to win promotion sloveniabro?
Qualified comfortably
>>67313270
come on sick japan, you can do better
>>67313258
Most likely, yes. Had a really bad start of the season but picked myself up and doing great now.
>>67313282
Japan won their group, 6 wins from 6 games (qualifying is weird)
>>67313356
was joking about Bangladesh m8
>>67312817
Pretty happy he won the league. That lad always helped my Wolves team in 13 and 14.
>>67313388
>>67313282
they really can't
>>67313118
I always advocate against reacting to FaggotRonaldo aka Abdul, but this one is an amazing exception.
Pre-season is over. We played some shit teams, but it is all looking good. I somehow fucked up the reserves game and ended up giving all my players to the reserves. The defnece is a bit shaky, might have to play 2 defensive midfielders. Also fucking Winterton injured my attacking midfielder.
>>67313471
Good counter to our resident African bandwagoner as well.
>>67313471
My name is not Abdul
>>67313504
At least he's not trying hard to make us hate his team and a certain player in it unlike FaggotRonaldo aka Abdul.
>>67313521
okay remco
>>67313528
Very true.
>>67313521
It most certainly is.
>>67313550
No I'm not.
You don't even have any proof that's me.
You literally just took a random picture and said it's me.
I'm not balt.
Fuck you
>>67313535
>>67313550
>responding to him
>>67313589
Suppose you wouldn't mind me posting your number or caps of you talking about City then senpai :^)
>>67313641
I don't care about City though.
So post all the caps, it's not me.
I have nothing to be afraid of.
>mitch will only ever stream at real nigga hours
why dont you just stream at a decent time like right now you cunt
Australia are actually pretty shit o_O
ONLY 6 games???
>>67313669
Art please, he stopped streaming at 10:30pm :^)
>>67313677
That's the default "new record" m8.
>>67313677
>o_O
>???
I didn't realize this before but my man, you need to kys.
>>67313682
:^)
I wonder how yid's jog went.
Good start to the season
>>67313744
Never mind, I misclicked. God damn it.
>>67313669
>tfw literally fell asleep at 2 am with stream open
>>67313692
True, but I guess more could be done. Already made the Asian Cup
>>67313744
It almost came back to bite me.
>>67313669
fine i'm live cunt idiot noob
JUST
>>67313483
After being knocked out of the capital one cup and getting two unlucky draws I finally got the first win of the season against Wigan. Somehow scored 2 goals with 10 men and finished the game with 9.
petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/extend-invitation-leicester-city-visit-white-house-their-historic-premier-league-victory
>Art
>>67313951
I thought the US government didn't like corruption, eh?
>>67313951
>More americans will sign this than vote in actual important elections
lmao @ your democracy
>>67313978
>swedish banter
>>67313978
As opposed to yours where you either get flooded by shitskins or vote on a party that will never ever lead a cabinet?
Also what's happening in Ligue 1?
Why do teams there get dominant streaks, why is it such a shitty 1 team league.
>>67314017
>Also what's happening in Ligue 1?
>Why do teams there get dominant streaks, why is it such a shitty 1 team league.
Even more insane financial disparity between the top teams and bottom teams than in England or Spain. Olympique Marseille's budget is less than Leicester's.
>>67314059
I thought more clubs than just P$G had an extremely rich sugar daddy.
Or did they lose support?
Poor France
>The Telegraph are reporting that Cesc Fabregas sparked the brawl at the end of Chelsea’s draw with Tottenham by "slapping the nether regions" of Spurs players and staff.
he did good
yolo
>>67314169
>how not to be a successful yo-yo club
>>67314250
They gave me over 50 million and the board doesn't even expect promotion lmao
I'm not going to not use the money.
>>67314350
>I'm not going to not use the money.
t.Harry Redkanpp
>>67314350
>I'm not going to not use the money.
>>67314169
>>67314381
>>67314387
>doubting based Fox
Worth every penny
I'm still going
>>67314452
if you really thought he was good you'd have shown us his attributes
Predictable but still ugh
>>67314474
This
>>67314474
>>67314489
I already did. He's a mean assist machine.
WORTH EVERY PENNY, DON'T EVEN SAY IT
>>67314479
Disgusting.
What a sell out.
What's it going to be about?
Snorting coke of a thai hooker's dick and paying off refs
>>67314479
Vardy is illiterate, most obvious ghostwriting of all times
>>67314506
Don't forget the assault and the ball-licking
>>67314502
good lord what a waste of dosh
>>67314659
>>>>
Another fine performance by Fox
>>67314502
Not bad but he certainly wasn't worth 20 million.
>>67314691
You're right, idiots could have easily gotten another 10m on top.
Suckers.
>>67314502
this has triggered me more than I can explain
>>67314502
>Allowing Eastern Europeans to have money
Never again
>>67314682
At least call him Foxy
>>67314749
>>67314765
Look, if it makes you feel any better, I sold this guy to AC Milan for 4 million + 50% of next sale (which I can buy out now for 5 million) and he's a centre back that cant jump lmao.
I only paid 350k for him, see, I'm being responsible.
>>67314774
Done. He's Foxy Fox now.
congratulations
>spend millions upon millions for youth
>get this
>>67314895
is this world team of the year
>>67314895
hojo is best grill 2ßh
>>67314950
yeah it is
>>67314950
why aren't you streaming
>>67315078
another of my players got a straight red and i questioned why i was bothering with existing so i have decided to lay in bed crying isntead
>>67315102
You lay in bed all day. You can do that from 19:45, when I'll go watch Atleti stay on their box for 90 minutes and pass to the UCL final.
A regen who can play 3 positions accomplished (LB, CB, MR), 1 natural (LB) and 1 unconvincing (MR) should really have decent natural versatility. I've never had a player come to me to complain about being played out of position. He's 18, played half the season in CM with additional training and still has no points in CM positional ability.
Shortlisted for the Ballon D'Or at 22 yo.
Pretty good desu senpai senpai desu.
Absolutely fucking fuming right about now
What's harder:
Actually win the EPL in 2 seasons after almost getting relegated?
Win the EPL with Leicester in in one with /trb/?
buy or no buy? (as a rotation player)
I will play in PL next season
>>67315497
>Black pacebabby winger
>No stamina
>No crossing
'no'
>>67315529
>>Black pacebabby winger
there is nothing else you need in the PL tho
Even the media agrees that he's a top lad deff worth the 20 million.
>>67315566
And the plaudits continue
>they doubted based Fox
>played him 6 times since he came to England last season
>aggregate score 17-0
>beaten in League Cup and CL final in that time
Le pass it sideways man is my bitch
>>67315102
go stream you fucking autist, I haven't been able to watch you for a week or so because you stream american times.
>>67315816
You could just stay up all night then go for a jog with your wife like Yiddi did
Jesus fucking christ, this defence is worse than the one I had in the Icelandic 4th tier. Conceding 5 to a mid table team.... How am I ever not going to relegate. I've tried different formations now, we just keep conceding. I've had chats, team talks, swapped defenders, for more experienced ones, I've tried to play high line, low line, full backs going forward, full backs defending. I can't fucking get this team to not concede 4 every match. I don't know anymore.
m8 is fm16 easier than the other games?
we're predicted 24th but i've comfortably won all three games
>>67315922
Just you wait
Who's ready for the team that btfo missi to conquer Germany?
Also how shit is the EPL when they couldn't even score against Madrid's reserve team?
MODS
>ded GPU overheating just from FM
fucks sake
2000-1 odds be damned tho
>>67316184
fucking casuals
Nantes top. Not that weird right?
>>67316345
They have 5 real players at the entire club. What the fuck.
>>67316357
You're only running the English leagues, aren't you? Probably with a small database too.
>>67316473
Have Scottish, Spanish and English leagues loaded. Medium DB
I'm more amazed at them winning 11 games with 5 players than the lack of real players
>>67316357
they've ended up in the third division in my save.
Yesss, grow my youngouns, premier league awaits you
>2nd time in a row
Whoever said he was shit. Guess what buddy, you ain't becoming a scout around these parts any time soon stranger.
Wait a fucking second. Am I seeing this right?
How the fuck are they getting permits and I'm not? What is this bullshittery? I want my god damn sudacas too you cock sucking cum guzzling prostate stimulating tight pants wearing faggots in charge of permits.
Atleti are like a wasp at a picnic - no matter how many times you swat them, they always come back. And they're hungry for jam.
This is for the lad that said I wouldn't make it out of the relegation zone.
>>67316968
>Palmeiras that low
The impulse buy Italian does it!
I also won the Brazilian Cup and will play next season in the UCL of America.
I'm happy with the half-season I had here after not being able to sign anyone.
>>67317180
And he does it again! Talk about an impact sub! He sealed the sheep shagger derby!
>>67317216
Copa Libertadores. CONMEBOL doesn't really have a CL.
>>67317236
Isn't Copa Lib the CL of CONMEBOL and Copa Sud the EL of CONMEBOL?
(Yes)
>>67317221
We're almost there. Maybe I can catch QPR, they've been shitting the bed. I'm playing Hull next game though. Already secured a playoff spot.
lol
>>67317352
>since joining for €22.5m
Every time
>>67317416
At the time
>Liverpool friends
>"We got him pretty cheap so I am okay with it"
>Milan fan me
>"lol can't believe we sold him for that much cya"
Is he worth €18m?
I am tempted, just to piss off Juventus.
I want this lad on my team
Does anyone else think goalkeepers decline too soon in this game? By the age of 34-35 the goalkeepers always seem to turn to complete shit
>>67317504
>18m
>29 years old
>>67317525
>Schumacher
>Pace 12
smdh
>>67317525
>Wanting a vegetable on your team
>>67317525
Pretty good work rate for a Brazilian. But that pace betrays his name though.
>>67317525
>mental attributes not all 1
>>67317597
I came to Brazil for the nicknames after all. I have Popó and Julio Cesar, I also have Diógenes and even a Romário (although he is not an attacking player but a DR). I want Schumacher and I saw a guy called Garrinchinha that is p good but I won't sign him because he's old.
>>67317352
>FC Bayern supporter spokeperson feels the fans are keen to see how Balotelli fares after making the leap to a much bigger club
Scousers on life support.
>>67317669
I'd do Brazil just to see how much money I'd make from selling one season wonders
>>67317263
yes it is dont listen to kem
Is this the easiest fucking path to a cup of all time?
I haven't had to play a single 1st division club and I'm in the semi-final somehow...
Fox does it again. So does the Italian after being subbed on. I think he's getting a chance in the starting 11 next game.
wot a free kick
WHOA
LOL
>POOP
>buyern
Big oBlak Cock
Don't know who I want to lose more, the cheating fascists or the national-socialists
>>67319197
The answer is Manchester City
>>67319197
>>67319197
who is atletico
they are the peoples club in opposition to REAL madrid and traditionalyl dont they hate the royalty
>>67318799
STREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Since when are Bayern fucking pussies that go to the ground when slightly touched?
I'm 100% sure the first thing Guardiola says to his players when they first meet is "fake at least three injuries per game or you'll get benched"
>>67319246
everything is wrong in this post
who /goals/ here
>Spain winning again
I want off.
Although I may have asked for this by only loading England and Peru.
>>67319246
Pretty sure Atletico was the armies club and thus pro-franco thus fascist.
>>67319330
oh ok, i didnt know sorry
http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/why-everything-you-know-about-madrid-derby-might-be-wrong#:Xr9LIXGjQypf6A
>royalty vs fascism
>real vs atletico (franco)
interesting
>>67318799
Can you stream more Amnesia later? I want to see you get spooped
>>67319276
gimme like 15 minutes and i 100% promise i'll be live
in fact i'll go live now but i gotta afk for a bit
>>67319468
ye sure why not bud
donations appreciated :^)
>>67319430
also only because they are called "real" doesn't mean they have any special relationship with the crown, Alfonso XII started giving the "real" to clubs that had republican fanbases and nowadays every club that reaches 100 years of activity can add the "real" to their name if they want.
>>67319343
Do you even defence?
THE GREEZ
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