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Karlsruher SC - SV Sandhausen (18:00 CEST)
Werder Bremen - VfB Stuttgart (20:15 CEST)
gooooooooooood morning
shit op
tired af desu
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/01/young-australian-goalkeeper-stefan-petrovski-dies-following-lightning-strike
>>67277312
*kicks you from the bundes server*
Good morning.
Friendly reminder that if you think Hummels is an asshole for joining Bayern, you're not a REAL fan. Real fans would never insult a player like this. You know what real fans do? They buy our Echte Liebe toaster in the BVB fan shop, along with the Echte Liebe Kaffemaschine and the Eche Liebe Gartenzwerg... yeah that's what real goy... ehm fans do!!!
Good morning.
can dortmund still win the league?
>>67278022
Mathematically, sure. Realistically? No.
>>67278062
Bayern will slip
>>67278062
>Club on track to have their best season ever
>Just to be the best second team in BL history and probably not win a single title
Being a Dortmund fan gotta be a bit bittersweet.
>>67278121
no because "at least they are not Buyern fans"
>>67277665
kek
>>67278062
>implying super bayern and pep "nur das triple" guardiola will be motivated against ingolstadt after atletico kicked them out of the CL
>>67278062
what would have to happen?
>>67278229
2 matches to go, 5 point difference between Dortmund and Bayern... so Bayern need to lose against Ingolstadt and Hannover, two absolute shit teams, so it's nearly impossible to fuck up...
Just took this dank picture...
>>67278313
i don't like it
>Laut Informationen des „Kickers“ soll Nationalstürmer Mario Gómez ein Kandidat für die offene Planstelle in der Offensive sein. Der 30-Jährige spielt bei Besiktas Istanbul eine starke Saison, erzielte für den türkischen Tabellenführer 24 Tore in 31 Ligaspielen. Bereits im Winter soll Allofs nach der Verletzung von Bas Dost (26) Interesse an Gómez gezeigt haben. Besiktas ließ seinen Angreifer damals allerdings nicht ziehen.
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>Zweitligist FC St. Pauli hat Erfolgstrainer Ewald Lienen weiter an sich gebunden. Wie die Hamburger am Montagvormittag bestätigten, verlängerte der 62-Jährige seinen 2017 auslaufenden Vertrag um ein Jahr bis zum 30. Juni 2018.
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>Borussia Dortmund will im Transferpoker mit dem FC Bayern um Kapitän Mats Hummels (27) keine Kompromisse eingehen. „Wir haben eine Ablösesumme genannt, die nicht verhandelbar ist. Sie ist entweder zu hundert Prozent zu zahlen, oder der Wechsel findet nicht statt“, sagte BVB-Geschäftsführer Hans-Joachim Watzke (56) der „Süddeutschen Zeitung“.
>Auch eine Verrechnung der geforderten Ablöse für Hummels mit der Kaufsumme für eine mögliche Rückkehr von Mario Götze (23) von München nach Dortmund werde es auf keinen Fall geben, fügte Watzke hinzu.
How many years before Buyern takes Pulisic
>>67278529
2 (two)
>>67278529
never watched him play, is he actually good or is it just shitposting?
>>67278495
Soon:
>Hummels joins Bayern for an undisclosed fee
And we will all know why it is an undisclosed fee.
>>67278551
great talent but still has a lot to learn.
>>67278551
He will end up at some mid tier shit club like Köln eventually.
>>67278567
How can a publicly traded company keep something like that secret?
>>67278580
fuck you
>>67278592
good point, sweden
>>67278570
that's good, it'd be nice if the US was competitive in a world sport for once
Good OP
What do midtable fans have to look forward to every season?
>>67278647
Watching their team play 34+ times.
>>67278654
this
>>67278654
To what end
>>67278662
They support the club rather than consume it. The journey is more important than the destination.
>>67278592
german clubs get away with a lot of illegal stuff
>>67278662
>>67278668
Why do they go on this journey
>>67278676
wew
fun ist ein stahlbad
>>67278495
Imagine that:
>Buyern expected Dortmund to accept Götze in the deal
>Dortmund was willing at first
>then Aki saw what happened on Saturday and realized what a traitor swap would cause
>now they want cash only
>suddenly Bayern don't know if they should really spend that much on Hummels
>and then he stays at Dortmund
Who /2.bundesliga/ here?
>>67278999
3. Liga here
He didn't ask who /Nazi/ here
>>67279138
who?
>>67279138
You called?
>>67278121
>>67278136
this desu
>>67279146
>he fell for the customer meme
who /regional liga west/ here
>>67278999
h-here
>>67279343
WUPPERTAL ASOZIAL
>dumbers
>>67279343
Count me in, Tobi Hannes
>>67277301
>Werder Bremen - VfB Stuttgart
dis gon b gud
>>67279497
yes hello
>>67278892
>The year after Hummels joins Bayern for free
idk if worth
>>67279619
feck off
>>67279646
Have you seen his reaction on Saturday when he talked about the thing Hoeneß said... he was like
>please.. I'm such a great player, clubs come to me and not the other way round
I don't think his ego could handle if Bayern wouldn't pay the transfer fee Dortmund asks for.
Watching the snooker on Eurosport
>>67279911
good choice
>>67277640
morning
Going to be in Berlin from June 3 to June 6. Is Germany very hot during the summer season?
>>67279972
average temperature in june is 5 °C
>>67279972
hotter than hot
>going to germany during the wet season
>>67279753
More importantly Bayern need a good defender for next season. If they don't get Hummels they might as well buy a first rate defender from abroad which means Hummels isn't needed anymore. Though maybe they just try to last through the year with Deadstuber or get the amazing Tasci.
>>67279972
Could you please stay away?
American tourists are the worst.
>>67280187
what about Chinese tourists? they suck ass as well
>going to germany
And why exactly is this game played tonight?
Sorry havent followed bundes the last couple of weeks
>>67280479
because the police were busy with labour day yesterday
>>67280479
Also the sun is shinning today so that is better t.b.h.
>>67280479
To give both teams a taste of Monday night matches
>>67280420
Isn't that Thais? Might wanna call up Pearson Jr for clarification.
>all these memepositions
tfw just had a life guidance in the middle of the jogging/training
>>67281564
Approximately ow many mango trees did you see while out
>this one guy being obsessed with mangos as of late
Yes hello
explain
mangos a shit
>>67278246
>Ingolstadt
>shit
They are Tabellenneunter.
Post a riddle for me to solve
![170px-Logo_Alemannia_Aachen.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WIm0zPJ.png "170px-Logo_Alemannia_Aachen.svg[1].png")
>>67279343
literally have not eaten anything today
there's something in my pants you could eat
>>67281875
Okay
>>67281875
Smegma isn't healthy desu.
>>67281929
meant for >>67281886
INGOLSTADT!
INGOLSTADT!
>>67281875
Back when I was chain smoking this happened surprisingly often
>>67281944
meant for>>67281854
>>67281641
sadly 0
i miss the place i used to live
>>67281646
a very meaningful conversation and tips about what I'm planing to do from someone that I have never seen before
anyone here watching the england vs germany legends match?
germany 4-0 up
>>67282183
now 5-0 up
>englel
>>67282183
>>67282199
england? more like shitland, am i right?
please respond
>>67282288
yes???
>>67282399
Not you monkeycunt.
geht hier einer dieses we oder nächstes zur bergkirchweih?
>>67282399
hello
>>67282447
was bitte ist das?
>>67282443
rude ;_;
>>67282462
oktoberfest in erlangen
>>67282461
hi
whats for dinner??
>>67282492
yes hi. my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! also salmon with peas and broccoli and you
tell me one good reason why 1860 shouldn't be relegated
>>67282505
>broccoli
why would you do this to yourself
salmon is good desu
rice beans and chicken meat
>>67282542
broccoli is good and delicious. yours is good too
d-d-d-d-dancefloor driverz!!!
>>67282492
>>67282505
Pork cheeks
come tomorrows end, there will be only one team rejoicing and celebrating into the chilly munich air that lays over the beautiful allianz arena. And that one team will be red.
>>67282704
Atleti's away kit isn't red m8
>>67282704
SPOOKY
Mègustá
>>67282635
Bought bacon with bones attached to it to cook with the champignons on thursday
Alejandro cooked a delicious dinner for us. Chilean anvil, I believe
I'm eating Labskaus im rememberance of Werder Bremen.
Gone too soon from the first bundes ,___;
![1003[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RNc8iqn.png "1003[1].png")
Leicester winnin the league would be like ________ winning the Deutsche Meisterschaft.
>>67282909
Paderborn
>>67282909
Hannover
>>67282909
dortmund
Time to torrent Archer
>>67279006
Ay is Kausto ever going to get in the first team?
>>67282976
>lauri
I am here
Should I destroy this?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10111330
Guardiola asked how the quick Allianz Arena pitch might help. Replies: "Look at your beard. Does your beard have an influence on the game?"
What did he mean by this
>>67283759
yes
>>67283759
Alonso will play
>>67283900
Look at the shirt numbers btw.
Tottenham representing real football.
>
>>67283634
It's not sealed yet. If Watzke had some balls he'd tell Götze: "yeah you can come to use... next year" and then ask for €40m cash for Hummels. It's a great price because Bayern could pay it, but it would upset most customers (at least the ones who aren't complete idiots). Then comes Hummels lack of form after the Euros and Bauern will be mad they actually paid that much for Mr. Wackelfuss.
However, I fear he will sell Hummels """"for cash"""" and then two months later they will buy Götze for half of the price.
>>67283930
i always wondered why terry stuck with 26. Such a shit number
What are most boots made for?
>>67283976
That reminds me, I wanted to buy a pineapple
GO WERDER
>GO WERDER
GO WERDER
>GO WERDER
GO WERDER
>GO WERDER
>>67283977
>they will buy Götze
highly doubt that.
süd will never forget, never forgive.
unironically.
fucking montagsspiel i can't stand it
30 secs played and already nervous af
>
>>67284112
better than Freitagsspiel desu
>>67284112
get used to it
>>67284149
not if you actually want to visit the game
>>67284112
i agree
>>67284062
That's why I said "two months later"... he knows shit would hit the fan if he swapped them, so he waits until things calmed down. And once they bought him, fans have to bite the bullet.
>>67284213
its about dem shekels
$€ $€ $€ $€ $€ $€ $€ $€ $€ $€ $€
>>67284227
>And once they bought him, fans have to bite the bullet
you know what happened when maggath thought and acted the same way in herne-west?
>>67284213
>being a wagecuck
toooooorrrrr
scooooooooooooooooooooool
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>stuttprut
who /lebenslang Grün-Weiß/ hier?
>>67283977
So you are saying I should destroy this instead?
>>67284399
/fuck vfb/ here
has been sympathizing with werder back in my childhood because they are green and its my favorite color...
Fuck you Bremen I want Luke to stay in Bundesliga
>>67284260
No, what?
>>67284492
Same
>>67284465
Götze isn't even better than Kagawa. That transfer makes no sense, smdh.
>>67283759
What a c**t
>>67284453
just sell your shares
NACH LINKS
NACH RECHTS
BEWEGT EURE HÜFTE UND TANZT DEN ANDREE WIEDENER
>>67284112
It is weird being on /sp/ on a monday while watching a Bundesliga game
>>67284465
Ignore the (You). >>67284507
wasn't meant for you.
Wiedwald read well
>>67284562
which book?
>>67284505
I appreciate your support
My life as a sweeper keeper and other tales
>>67284507
this desu famalami
>cavalier's hat
Someone let him know they're getting rekt by the hawls
>>67284515
Nah but I just sold this for 20€ on Ebay.
>>67284604
He's a great keeper and seems like a nice "bloke".
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fugg
yay
>>67284699
why did you sell it?
>"bloke"
>>67284767
I had two of them
>>67284851
well, thats a good reason.
>that whole sequence
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEE
holy fuck
omfg
>>67283977
You can be sure of one thing: Watzke will find the one way that pisses off everyone involved AND nets the absolute minimum amount of money possible for dortmund
well fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FINALLY
FINALLY STUTTGART IS GOING DOWN
THEY SHOULDVE GONE DOWN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THE LAST 6 SEASONS OR SO
FUCKING FINALLY
>7 own goals
my sides
>RIGGED
>>67284996
this
It sure is hard to be a Finnish football fan
>Stuttgart
>>67284968
That is as Watzke as it gets.
Time for the pre bed snack
>>67285066
It sure must be hard to be Finnish in general
>>67285066
Is he the Finnish Thomas Robben? (Thomas Muller and Arjen Robben hybrid)
>could have stopped Mkhitaryan's cross before the 1-0
>scores an own goal to put Werder ahead
Barba is really having a shit start at Stuttgart.
>>67285113
What makes you think that?
>>67285123
Does he even look like them?
I feel bad about switching to the EPL league game now
>>67285172
yes
>stuttgart vs nürnberg in relegation
WHO WINS?
get rekt shitgart
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OH BABY YES
THANK YOU BREMEN
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY
Just fuck my life
>>67285163
the depressing dark- and coldness
>you now remember the magic dreieck
>>67285203
I want neither of them in the Bundesliga tb perfectly h.
But it really is time for Stuttgart to go down.
>Bremen playing Frankfurt on the last matchday
>>67285266
why?
eintracht is on 16 now
relegation vs nürnberg would be doable?
>>67285305
oh shit
>>67285299
>But it really is time for Stuttgart to go down
GET FUCKT, SHITGART!
Michael Laudrup co-commentator for the London game. Has to be the frst time he's doing Premier League.
It's usually Molby or Gronkjær for games like this on Viasat.
stuttgart is going to get rekt by mainz and golfsburg pretty much would need a positive impression for the last matchday because they
JUST
Good night
>>67285288
I've only thought about killing myself twice today so it could be worse
>>67285325
It's definitely doable but still very risky
where will pizzaro play next year?
he's still good for two more years in italy desu
>>67285428
>he's still good for two more years in italy desu
>>67285405
Does he have much to say or is he too polite?
15 Werder Bremen -18 34
16 Eintracht Frankfurt -18 33
17 VfB Stuttgart -19 33
That's gonna be a wild ride.
>>67285475
No, he's not afraid to speak his mind, but in a measured way.
He was very angry at Fabregas for what he just did.
>>67285203
Der Fußball
Guys get this joke I just came up with!!!!!!
Ayyyyy lmao!!!!!
>Pepe Guardiola
LOL!
Wohin wechselt der Pep?
Is Patrick Wasserziehrs head the saddest story in television history?
>>67285588
>>67285652
literally my face
Sorry I'm late guys. Why is there just a webm of the 4th goal england?
LADS
hows it gonna end
>england
Busy
>>67285944
wanking?
>>67285886
2:1
>>67285973
>most dangerous
>>67285973
this kills the pep
>>67285973
atletico would be through with that right?
>>67285886
1:1
Athletico score a fast Goal so Buyern hopes are scrambled (i mean cmon 3 against this Defence?) and will just give and score a lucky Vidal blooter in 2. half
>>67286061
away goals m8
>>67285886
4:0
>>67285886
0:1
>>67286091
>Athletico score a fast Goal
i hope so much but pretty sure that buyern will start off defensive af and the whole match will be as shitty as real-mc in the first leg.
but after some time buyern has to attack more and that could be the chance for atletico.
hoping so much for it
>>67286061
yes
imho bayern will only make it if they manage to get some lucky goals (similiar to the goals they scored vs real 2012 at home)
>this fucking meme game
ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA ALI BARBA
You got to be fucking kididng me....this game, seriously?
