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Mark Selby 8-6 Ding Junhui
Make it thread 4
2015: Bing
2016: Ding
2017: King
>>67269658
holy shit this has messed with my autism
NO BULLY EDITION
>>67269706
Tell that to Selby m8.
>>67269697
1368: Ming
>>67267465
>Mark Selby 8-6 Ding Junhui
It's 9-7 retard
>>67269658
>>67269704
As long as whoever makes the next one remembers to call it thread 5, I can survive this
Really hard to tell who is going to die of boredom first
>>67269716
We made two threads last time, merk.
>>67269716
>look at post time
this was posted at the same time as last thread but was 5 secs too late
>>67269697
1980: Ming
time to roll behind the baulk colours again
Thread 4
We had less then 200 posts some days in the early rounds
FUCKING YES DING
COME ON
>>67269720
>implying
>>67269738
fuck off casuals 2bh
>>67269738
Early threads at the UKC and Masters are the worst. There's like 3 of us.
>>67269738
We've had threads - generally not at the Worlds - where you're lucky to break 50
>Ding wins
>gets pic related prize
>Selby loses
>Lesta loses
>Gets a pack of crisps
whey knobhead
>>67269738
that's with all day snooker as well
this didn't start til 2
>potting the white
>these last few frames
>>67269763
Thumbnail pics are best pics
COME ON CHING CHONG DING DONG
>Lelby
Fucks sake I want to go to bed
>LELBY
Holy fuck this has beein going on for 7 hours? jesus christ, i had no idea they'd been playing that long.
>>67269782
Then go to bed grandad
>Lelby
>>67269785
They played 8 frames earlier, 2pm to about 5.45pm, then started 9 more frames at 7pm.
Two more sessions tomorrow
>>67269797
I will
Goodnight
>Dong
>Ding
>>67269804
Gotcha, thanks. That's pretty wild. No wonder they keep talking about being tired and fatigued.
>JUSThui
>Dang
dingdong peepee
>>67269785
World Championship matches are brutal, and when it's players like Selby playing they can go well past midnight and into the early hours. It may be a late one tomorrow.
>>67269816
Lad this is a work safe board
my stream is so far behind
>>67269831
>f5
>>67269831
Ctrl+f5
hahahahahaha
>>67269831
if iPlayer you can just drag the current position slider thing forward
>>67269826
Crazy, I can for sure see how different players and pace of play can be. Is this a big deal over in Europe? England mainly? I dunno if I've ever seen a snooker table or game over here in the states.
the fuck was that
Selby has knackered himself out. lel
>Sat-Nav they said
>DONG
>Ding
WEW LAD
>the city of Ding
lamo
>Lelby
>Dong
Get them some Red Bull or something.
I feel violated.
>Donged
>the state of this frame
>>67269738
Get over it m8
>that Doherty chuckle at sellby missing entirely
What is happening
DING
WHAT
THE
FUCK
what is happening kekekekek dingle dangle
how many ladies do you think this cheeky lad has tipped his hat to?
>>67269854
It's a fairly big secondary sport in the UK, somewhat less known in mainland europe, but it's massive in China we hear.
The table size is the thing that hinders it's popularity in bars/pubs mostly as a standard table is 12'x6' compared to half those dimensions for a pool table.
Playing for a safety when you're ahead?
WHY?
This is why people hate this cunt.
Fucking Dingleberry
>>67269854
only in the uk and increasingly china
90+% of pros are from the UK
>>67269890
He gets away with it T b f.suits him
>>67269902
yeah, you dont play snooker.
Fuck off cunt
Table getting a good molesting.
It's over.
Comfy music time.
https://youtu.be/9XUnzZuhdnw
DING
it's midnight
>>67269890
Leave the bloke alone mate, wish my dad had taken me to the snooker
>>67269913
There was literally no need for it.
>>67269918
That album is GOAT, good taste lad
Is ANYONE /Selby/?
>that one guy still cheering for selby
He must have a bet on
damn, that thump
isn't that sanctionable or something?
>>67269854
Yeah in the UK it is, although not as much as it used to be. In the 80s and early 90s the World Champ final used to get massive viewing figures, it was as big if not bigger than football back then. It's more international now and China especially seems to have a lot of fans and good players have come though.
That replay had no chill
>>67269919
WAHEEYY
>>67269929
>>67269895
>>67269907
Thanks.
Selby needs to quit fucking picking his nose. Jesus.
>>67269918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QExmqIKufIY&index=6&list=RDkSNLA4thH_0
ding better come out firing on all cylinders tomorrow afternoon or it'll be a shitty evening session
>>67269902
Because it's Selby. He'd rather a safe shot than a pot.
>>67269928
It should be if Selby does it.
selby's long potting game has seen solid as fuck this frame
I don't care if you've saved up all your ding junhuis, take your memes and get out
>>67269926
Yep
>>67269925
>tfw no Steve Davis DJ Thundermuscle LateNightTales
>>67269923
you're a mong
>difficult baulk colour into middle pocket whilst trying to get on the next red, guaranteed to leave your opponent in if you miss vs easy safety shot
fucking love me some swerve shots
>>67269975
bollocks
>>67269983
If you don't know anything about snooker don't comment
>>67269996
Which you clearly fucking don't, you boring twat.
>>67269983
selby isn't really a risk taker, he'll take a safety over a low percentage pot 9 times out of 10 and it works well for him
>>67269983
You're either letting an irrational hatred of Selby blind you, or you're just naive.
Selby has done nothing wrong all match
Wow wow
I know everyones a bit over tired but pls keep posting friendly
>yellow next to the blue
Such a good colour combination.
>>67270005
You're the fucking idiot here lad
>>67270010
>Selby has done nothing wrong all match
Go to bed, Ebdon.
Fucking love it when the Snooker goes on beyond midnight.
>>67270008
Every pro plays that shot if they have to. It's not exclusive to Selby and isn't indicative of being risk-adverse. You lose position but have an easy safety, you play it.
>>67270019
>defending cowardly snooker when you're ahead in the game and in the match and playing it safe
Isn't cricket more your sport, Rasheed?
Going for snookers when you're behind should only be allowed if you have an 'ing' in your name.
Eligible players under my proposed new rules:
Ding Junhui
Stuart Bingham
Mark King
Stuart Carrington
John Dunning
Lu Ning
Yao Bingtao
Non eligible:
Mark Selby and others
>>67270023
Comfy init
I could easily wath it into the early hours
>>67270012
>pls keep posting friendly
That ended with the disgusting skull photos last thread
>>67270048
Fuck off paki casual leave snooker to us
>>67270030
generally speaking yes but some players (trump, robertson etc.) fancy their chances more on the difficult pots so take them on more often. selby is not one of those players.
>>67270050
>Ronning O'Sullivan
Nah not a fan la'
>>67270070
and they miss and get knocked out (not so much robertson)
So right now, is Ding just waiting for Selby to fuck up. It seems like there's no way that he can win straight up by potting the rest of the balls.
Why isn't he conceding the frame?
no ding no
just give the nod
end it all
>>67270058
>n-n-no you're the paki
You're fooling no one, Rasheed
I hope Ding makes this take another hour as a giant fuck you to Selby
>Ding trying his hand at torture but not quite managing it
he's too nice
>>67270088
He is returning the favour.
good snooker by dingle we could be in for a long night boyos
>>67270081
yep. being cautious like selby really does pay off even if it does bore some people
>>67270093
It's obvious your the paki here as you don't know how to play, now fuck off rasheed
>>67270088
You nailed it, he's waiting for Selby to fuck up by putting the cue ball and/or object ball in awkward positions
>there people in this thread not enjoying this
>>67270088
Yes. He's trying to 'snooker' him, i.e. make it hard for him to hit the colour he needs to
He isn't conceding because every frame is valuable and 2 snookers is worth playing for (but rare to actually achieve)
>trying to out Selby Selby
>>67270104
ah never mind great shot selbs m8
>chatting with Cov guy
>>67270088
Because that's what Selby does and what Selby is known for. A bit earlier, he played on for 40+ minutes when he needed to make Ding fuck up twice. The other day he made, by playing on, what is the longest frame in history there.
He's giving Selby a taste of his own medicine
>>67270098
This
ding's never going to win this battle
mark's the best in the business at this shit
>having the bants with coventry
>>67270111
>your the paki
>your
Typical Rasheed with his shit English and lack of knowledge regarding snooker
>mememan makes it on cam
>>67270098
Ding merely adopted the safety, Selby was born in it, moulded by it. He didn't make a century until he was nearly a man
>>67270112
>>67270103
Cool, thanks.
But there still aren't enough points on the table right now. Is there a penalty on Selby if he fucks up and doesnt hit the ball that is "on"?
Still trying to work all this out so I can watch tomorrow a little more informed so I can enjoy it more.
>Ding "Nanking" Junhui
>>67269697
But 2015 wasn't Bing, it was BingHAM
You meme-toting CUNT
What the fuck is Selby doing talking to some random while Ding is at the table?
>>67270139
It's you that doesn't know about Snooker, now fuck off you little Paki shit.
>>67270128
>blaming selby for that Fu frame
He wasn't dragging anything out. They were both just trying to win the frame.
>>67270142
He needs to get selby to foul
>>67270088
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>>67270152
>some random
You Fucking What
>there's a chance here believe it or not
Is there a chance you will be quiet for a single solitary second Dennis?
>>67270141
kek
>>67270142
yeah the opponent gets points if you foul
play starts again in 13 hours 45mins whatever time that is in america
>>67270142
minimum of 4 points for a miss/pot the white, more if you hit a more valuable colour.
If you miss but your opponent can't see the ball he needs to it can be a free ball, where any ball becomes a red (and then a subsequent colour)
>>67270170
Willie and Selby would have slowed down to one sentence per hour at this point
>>67270141
10/10
>>67270155
Says the paki creekit faggot who was correctly called out and responded simply with "n-n-no you"
Ding is still on China time he's just waking up
>>67270164
>>67270165
Nevermind I know what's goin on now, sorry.
>>67270178
Thanks.
>>67270183
Just read the snooker points, thanks. That's what I was missing.
let this be a lesson to every Snooker player
always 147
>>67270188
Kill yourself Paki.
>>67270170
*exhales loudly*
Well......
*inhales*
*tuts*
Amazing
Selby getting mad kicks. The snooker gods are tired of his shit.
The ride never ends
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This sesh
>>67270189
he's lived in sheffield for like a decade
>>67270189
He literally lives in Sheffield m8.
>paki/Rasheed
>paki/Rasheed
Sort yourselves out lads or take it to youtubes comments section
These lads need some cocaine
I'm loving this.
>>67270202
You first, Rasheed. Take some of your "brothers" with you too please.
I wouldn't mind but Selby does this shit then hasn't got the energy himself to finish the frame. What a cunt.
I WANT TO GET OFF MR SELBYS WILD RIDE
I WANT TO GET OFF MR SELBYS WILD RIDE
I WANT TO GET OFF MR SELBYS WILD RIDE
Finish him off Mark you fucking cunt
Selby getting a taste of his own medicine. Lovely.
>>67270230
i'd be enjoying it more if I wasn't up at 5am this morning caring for my wife's son
Game over incoming
>>67270249
no ding was obviously after that snooker.
>>67270236
Stop bombing the thread paki
It's over, Ding is finished
fuck you mark
Selby showing Ding how it's done.
Selbied
>>67270239
>>67270244
Ding is the one dragging this out. He's shit at it too so it's just pointless. The Jester isn't going to lose on snookers
This match is for the purest.
HE MISSED AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>67270249
What do you think Selby's medicine tastes like?
Ding can't even fucking get a snooker now why is he even playing on
Why is Selby being so animated and aggravated, like this is the most unfortunate and tedious thing to ever happen to anyone. He's forgetting that he's done the exact same thing to literally every person he plays against, while getting insane luck along the way
>>67270281
Aniseed
>>67270244
It's actually Mr Ding's Wild Ride because he could just concede
But good on him for playing it
It's OK when ding does it - the thread
oh man
Selby's met his match. The Chinese do not know tiredness. Do not know fatigue. They're like machines, practicing for days at a time for moments this like.
>>67270261
Then get out and take your shit English and shit knowledge of snooker to the fucking creekit thread, Rasheed, you stinking fucking kiddie fiddler.
>>67270295
so much this.
>>67270183
lads someone needs to make a jpeg with all the dumbed down rules on so we dont have to do this all the time.
Ding doing a selby
>>67270302
Off yourself Paki, your shit knowledge of snooker is killing yourself.
You wanted this, Selby, and now you can't even see it through even when your lucky arse gets handed the frame on a plate.
>>67270304
i'll give it a go in the morning if I remember
>>67270297
Ding trained for this level of mental stamina growing up in the sweat shops.
>>67270304
Or could just link them to wikipedia, but we normally need the posts. These questions are the lifeblood of early tournament /147/
>>67270295
>>67270303
Shut your god damn mouth. Mark has done this like 700 times in a row, Ding is allowed to do it once as a giant FUCK YOU to Selby
>>67270256
>my wife's son
cucks pls go
>those blokes sitting in the crowd arms folded
They weren't impressed with that green.
Haha that totally triggered Dennis la
>>67270314
>n-n-no you
Typical Rasheed; no originality or knowledge or logic
GTFO, paki
That was fucking tediuos. Lookin forward to tomorrow though, should be fun. Pretty fun to watch, especially now that I'm gettin the hang of it. I'll see y'all tomorrow!
>that guy lifting his ton up sign
IT IS ACCOMPLISHED
Can't wait to see more of this tomorrow.
>>67270337
top kek Dennis is a miserable bastard even no-personality Selby offends him
Treated to a tracking shot of Selby's ass
>Based bbc
am I the only one who found all that entertaining?
>>67270338
Go suck on allah balls you little paki shit
Look at him talking to the crowd and throwing his hands up, the cunt just did the exact same thing to Ding 2 frames ago. Why is he acting like he just overcame a big injustice
about time jesus
>>67270347
see ya tomorrow
hopefully ding will be back with some free flowing high break building snooker
Sleep tight Dinger ;_____;
>>67270329
Dingfags under huge pressure now
>>67270364
Calm down Rasheed. Pakistan aren't playing, you paedo creep.
>>67270371
Kek saved and going in the collage if I can fit it
Took your fucking time
>>67270384
Kill yourself and go fuck a pig Muhammad
>>67270295
>>67270303
Fuck off
>>67270384
>>67270394
grow up both of you, you've been chatting shit for 30+ minutes and it's not even entertaining.
Wish list for tomorrow:
Big breaks
no 190cm
no paki fags
>>67270394
I'll kill you, Rasheed, you smelly nonce.
Fuck off back to your own country
WALK ON JAP
>that Top Gear ad
What a shit way to end the night.
>>67270386
it's an honour bro
gg lads good night god bless
>>67270416
Don't you have some flags to burn, you little paki shithead
>>67270410
adding qt female ref to this list
>>67270410
No one wants pakis like this>>67270364
They think people actually like them ffs
>the 100 million chinese watching have work in 30 minutes
Game time?
>>67270428
You too, Séamus
>>67270437
oh yeah, their owners giving them a 30 minute break between their 23 hour shifts were so generous.
>>67270437
Communists blown the fuck out
>>67270432
I want more of this qt desu
>>67270430
And you have children to rape, Rasheed, you grotesque shitskin cunt.
we country file now?
>get banned for a post on /e/
>never even heard of that board
Night lads
>>67270437
Chinamen don't require sleep or rest m8 they just work all day and watch snooker at night while receiving their daily lashings for idleness
>>67270459
>>never even heard of that board
Sure you haven't
>>67270454
It's Mike from BB
>>67270459
ebin blog post
/subscribed
>>67270456
Stop killing people paki filth, an fuck off back to durka durka land
Is the blonde on country file pregnant? Another dream crushed.
These tripfags are as bad as the paki shitposters.
Time for a cull
>>67270458
oh fuck this lads its all sign language shit, night /147/
>>67270473
She's been pregnant before I'm sure of it.
>>67270484
MbbT is a decent lad and has been /147/ for ages. 190kg can kill himself though
>>67270489
i fucking love the guy's hair
>>67270501
No, they're both odious thick cunts that need offing
I hope Leicester bottle the Premier League too because it will probably piss Mark Selby off
>>67270518
Hull tripfag is objectively a good /147/ lad. It was a feature of /147/ that even during shitty tripfag drama /sp/ the tripfags would behave in these threads. Only MbtT is left it seems. 190cm clearly didn't get the memo
>>67270538
You can put your trip back on, you're not fooling any one.
Then neck yerself.
>i have preference to trips on an chinese imageboard
night /snook/, see you tomorrow for bank holiday fry up baulk thread
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