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dodgers lose 7 games in a row
Royals
mets
Bet on the dolphins but somehow they're losing even though they won the previous 3 in the series. Explain this boreball fans
Our year desu
>Doyers fan
>Si habla espanol
>>67266813
that cat should have a 2015 ws champions patch on the hat
>>67266842
>>67266838
Meant marlins
Metsies
>>67266740
Gotta be honest, form the view they showed on tv it looked like he completely missed the tag to me
Why do "people" keep saying that the Kansas City Royals will be a sub-.500 team and miss the playoffs when they're still the best team in MLB?
They still play air-tight defense and are still the best contact-hitting offense in baseball. KC plays their own brand of smallball built around the K. They will bunt, single, double, and triple you to death until they get on base where they'll steal every base in sight
>Gordon: The best LF in the game who is the silent workhorse of the team. The face of the Royals
>Hosmer: Hoz is a magician in the batter's box who will pull the game-winning hit out of his ass 9/10 times
>Moustakas: Call the park ranger when he's at the plate because when the Moose gets loose, baseballs never stay in the park
>Perez: Gunning even the speediest little shits down 99.9% of the time, the best arm in baseball
>Cain: Water covers 70% of the Earth, the rest is covered by LoCain, the best defensive CF in the AL
>Escobar: Don't ever throw him a fastball on the first pitch of an AB
-Their rotation is better than last year's.
>Ventura
>Volquez
>Young
>Kennedy
>Medlen
You don't need an ace when your bullpen is as elite as the Royals'. All you need are consistent innings-eaters who get you through 5 IP. That's exactly what the KC rotation is
-The KC BP is better and deeper than the 2015 BP
>Wade Davis: The best reliever in baseball. Batters cower in fear when they see Davis on the mound. Fearless, ferocious, and unforgiving. The Wadinator
>Herrera
>Hochevar
>Soria
>Duffy
Good luck after the Royals starters exit the game LOL.
-They comeback AT-WILL against teams like it's nothing. Look at the 8 comeback wins they had in the 2015 postseason. They do not quit.
Drip
Drip
Drip
There's nothing that will stop KC from repeating and becoming baseball's newest true dynasty in 2016.
Accept this message as truth, for the Meme Gods fuel Kansas City's dynasty in the making.
You can't stop the power of KC meme magic™.
It's inevitable.
Cap it.
Why aren't the Indians better than they are? That rotation is god tier.
=
More big titty sluts pls.
Also,
>cardilels
>>67266859
Holy crap the Reds bullpen just went an actual 3 out inning without giving up a single run! Has that even happened once this year? That may be a first.
>daphne rosen
>analslime fans
Good thread
>>67266918
>this is a 10 in methsouri
>>67266935
>The Mistake By The Lake
found your problem my rust belt friend
>>67267027
>>67266918
7/10 would COLONIZE
>>67267016
she boot too big for she gotdamn feet
>>67266935
>rotation god tier
>gave up 13 runs in 3 games to the worst offense in the majors
>>67267042
F R I S C O
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>>67267016
>every fucking time
>>67267036
>[Former broadcaster Nev Chandler]: “It was in the middle 1970s that they lowered the field eighteen inches to create better sightlines for the fans.”
That was when they discovered that the field was built over landfill.
“There were stove tops and parts of bathtubs and kitchen sinks under there,” said Paul.
Did anyone else watch the Yankees Red Sox MLB Plus statistics enhanced broadcast yesterday? I liked the idea of it, but holy shit it was awful. Lots of useless stats, terrible commentary, awful camera views (they'd only show the upper half of a batter during pitches so you couldn't even see the whole strike zone)
we postin' hos?
I am from Granite Falls, NC. MadBum is my second cousin.
>>67266887
Maybe. I just want this game to be over already.
>>67266935
Carrasco injured, Kluber isn't right yet, Brantley still rusty, bullpen has sucked, shitload of strikeouts, etc.
They've had like 10 one-run games and are 2-8 in them.
>>67267036
The flag?
>this game
>>67267185
it's the MLB free game of the day :-)
>>67267200
>bae.jpg
End thyself.
>>67267200
>tfw no dbags bae
>>67267231
my bad grandpa
Thanks for the sweep cardilels
>nattitude= fully ignited
Someone give me the sauce for OP's pic plz!
>we actually won this autism filled game after the bullpen blew the lead three different times
PHILLIES WIN AGAIN LOL
If Kris Bryant strikes out to lose to the barves, I will jerk off to that image.
phillies meme train has no brakes
delete this team
>six wins in a row
Let's hope we can keep the momentum against the Cards.
>>67267398
Santana just had to dinger... 2-9 now in one-run games
>>67267373
Dame with Rizzo.
>CUBES
>>67267321
She's been in that area of seemingly every Phillies home or away game. Clearly an employee
>Sox win
>Cubs lose
>Sale is 6-0
Today was a good day.
THE CITY OF SHITCAGO
>>67266833
>>67266880
>>67267016
You may only reply if your who team has 18 wins
>not so fast ottomans
>>67266833
There must be a lot of transsexuals in the greater NY metro area.
ONLY REPLY TO THIE POST IF YOUR TEAM HAS 18 WINS
NOT SO FAST CUBES
>Shitcago Cubes """"""""Professional"""""""" Baseball Club
Phillies are ELITE
good thing they stacked up some wins before they face the cards.If they manage to win the cards series they could prove their the real deal and not meme-ing
>>67267574
>>67267591
Congrats on winning April......queer.
>>67266935
Always slow to start. That's about it.
Are we, dare I say it, back?
I've watched every World Series since 1946 and I have no idea what team you're talking about.
Ottoman Cubes
>>67267398
Right before the sweep The Toilet twice in a row? never
>>67267610
>>67267610
After the Cards, isn't it a bunch of games against the Braves and Marlins?
>>67267612
>Ottoman's are this upset
>they have Zero (0) wins in the month of may
kek
>mfw still have the highest winning percentage in baseball and they're nothing you can do about it
glad to see you're all still obsessed though
>Shooby Millar
i hope that price you paid to get your man was worth it dave stewart
>>67267675
True or False: Pic related is set 3 years after the Cubes were last world champions
>>67267673
yep after St.Louis the next 3 teams they face are the Braves Marlins and Reds
>>67266880
top cute
>>67267724
true or false: the cubs are on pace to win 120 games
you can continue to live in the past if you like, I'm gonna focus on 2016
>>67267724
Isn't it set in 1914?
>>67267737
I mean, there's literally no way the Phillies sustain this kind of luck forever. So we only pray that it's not luck
>>67267612
>queer
Better watch your expletives when traveling through Boystown to get to Wrigley
>>67267774
1911
Quick, name a baseball player that's as unluckly as Ken Giles right now.
>>67267766
>cubs break their own wins record
>choke again
kek
>>67267841
Jose "50+ No Decisions since 2012" Quintana.
>>67267834
>le sensitive chap
>>67267859
>but they've chocked before
yep, still living in the past, are we
How can >we fix >our team?
>sano
Thank you T___ks
Reminder that if the Ump had actually called the strike, Indians would've won 1-0. Maybe more if the review crew made the tag call against Davis right. But that's wigwam baseball.
>>67267986
wait until June, when you have 7 games against the Twins
No team fixes a disastrous Yankees season like the Twins do
>>67267774
The luck is all on the offensive end, they're pretty solid defensive + pitching.
If they had actual offensive weapons they would be a good team.
>>67268048
ha ha, time for being a retard
>>67267055
You'll be saying otherwise when the Twinks have to go to the Jake
>>67268050
>being a twins fan right now
i'm sorry
>>67267986
Not possible, time to get prospects.
Yankees selling list for mid-season 2016:
Aroldis Chapman
>One of the best relief pitchers in the game
>Contract: walk year
>Target: any contender
Andrew Miller
>One of the best relief pitchers in the game
>Contract: 2 seasons, 9 million per year
>Target: any contender
Mark Teixeira
>140 wRC+ last year, can play 1B
>Contract: walk year
>Target: contender with need of offense, hole at 1B or DH
>Carlos Beltran
>119 wRC+ last year, should not play any position
>Contract: walk year
>Target: contender with need of offense, hole at DH
>>67268072
>2 outs
>obvious strike called a ball
>a balk caused by playing on muddy mound in delay conditions
>the only two runs by Phillies occur because of the bad call
Time for you to be retarded, yes
>>67268108
>Minnesota sports
>Your grandfather's team and favorite player
>Your dad's team and favorite player
>Your team and favorite player
>>67268125
Thibs will fix up the Wolves at least.
Otherwise, yeah, pretty much.
Reminder that the Red Sox are now TIED for 1st in the AL East and will take SOLE POSSESSION of it after tonight's blow out of the Cuckees
>Eternal 4th Placers
>thought they won the division after the first 2 weeks
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67268050
How has Murphy been with you guys? Always liked him as the backup in NY
>>67267967
>choked again today
>against the braves
Some things never change
>>67268072
>ha ha, what are outs
>>67268123
Worry not, for umpires are far from consistent. There was a pitch thrown by a Phillies pitcher, I can't quite remember who. But it was RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE, yet called a ball
I thought the Astros and Jays were supposed to be good
>>67268234
>>67268234
This was in last night game, by the way. It might have been Eickhoff, or it may have been Araujo
>Vince Velasquez: 31 IP, 5 ER
>Ken Giles: 10 IP, 10 ER
>lastros
>>67268156
Grandfather probably didn't follow baseball
Twins, Harmon Killebrew
Twins, Clayton Kershaw
>>67268198
Beyond. Shit. I think his avg is under .100
>>67268164
Yes, this will happen. Playoffs maybe next year, provided the Wolves don't drop in the lottery
>>67268052
>Odubel Herrera
>Maikel Franco
>>67268348
>Twins fan
>Favorite player is Kershaw
>>67268156
Cubs on both sides.
White Sox.
White Sox, Ken Griffey Jr.
>>67268394
>implying anyone on the current Twins
>literally your only choice is Mauer, and he's never been part of a team that has won a playoff game
>>67268234
Don't forget Lindor's "foul tip" in the ninth, which was obviously a strikeout.
Are they the best team in the AL?
Carlos Martinez has AIDS
>>67268363
On a team where the following get regular playing time
>Freddy Galvis
>Ryan Howard
>Cesar Hernandez
>Darin Ruf
>David Lough
>Peter Bourjos
And our goto pinch hitter is
>EMMANUEL BURRISS
And Franco is not hitting all that well right now.
>>67268304
Giles is such a poster boy for luck. He's reaching the same velocities as his career average, he's striking out hitters near his career average, and he's walking LESS than he did before. But for some reason, despite being the same pitcher as before, he's giving up dingers out the wazoo. His BABIP is a cool .400, when his career average before this season was .280. He's basically on a long term tilt that he's got to get out of
>>67268156
White Sox, Nellie Fox
Don't know my dad's teams or him very well since he is black
White Sox, Minnie Minoso
>>67268484
I don't trust them until they clinch a playoff spot (Hopefully a wild card)
>>67268394
Oh, and that's out of current players. All-time, Kirby Puckett
>>67268599
Excellent post, Mexico. Thanks for sharing.
>>67268599
BASED
>>67268599
Good job
>>67268599
>no mas cabasa
>shit skins
>>67268513
I know our team sucks, (Bottom 5 in almost every offensive category) but Herrera and Franco are offensive weapons, you can't deny that.
>>67268156
Grandfather didn't much care for baseball, he was too busy providing for the family. My grandmother, on the other hand has been a big Phillies fan all her life, and couldn't decide between Richie Ashburn or Steve Carlton. This is mom's side, as I was never too close with the dad's side when it came to sports.
Dad is also a Phillies fan, and his favorite player is Mike Schmidt. My mom? She'd probably say someone like Manny Trillo.
I'm another Phillies fan, and It goes without saying, my favorite Phillie of all time is The Man himself.
>>67268599
Fuck you. I was excited to see what my (you) was.
>>67268812
>My mom? She'd probably say someone like Manny Trillo.
old ass cuck detected
>>67268172
>inb4 Price blows it tonight, and Red Memes spill spaghetti vs the Who's like they did on PEDRO DAYS last year
Observe my post number
>>67268156
idk that guy was old
tigers, mickey lolitch
tigers, miggy tbH
April is finally over
time for some wins
Based Phillies do it again. Six in a row.
yo this CSN segment is true as fuck.April really was a great month for philly sports
>>67268156
A's and Gene Tenace
Giants and equally Thurman Munson and Buster Posey
Giants and Matt Cain
>>67268923
All it took was Nova winning it
I bet if UNC won that game, the Phillies would still be about where the Twins/Braves are, and the Flyers would have missed the playoffs. Success is contagious (Philly), as is failure (Minnesota)
>>67268897
I've observed your memes, and you've got nothing left.
8 of the last 11 bitchola
Meanwhile, y'all are 7-9 since getting cucked by Joe Kelly on your 7-0 streak
TOP LAUGH
Also,
>losing to the Cuckees
If it was Buttholez, I'd agree, but I'm feeling awfully good about tonight.
Especially because of the way The Absolute Madman and the Large Father have been hitting.
I haven't even checked the scores yet, but the Braves lost, right? I mean, they were playing the Chicago Cubs.
>>67268812
you are a gigantic faggot
>>67268923
>Eagles get their guy
>Sadford is exposed as a crybabby
>Flyers played valiantly against insurmountable odds
>Nova won the National Title in the greatest game ever played
Only downside was that the 76ers got rid of our savior for the man who tries and fails to win now all the time. We're going to trade our first overall pick for Enes Kanter.
>>67269011
>Osama Bin Laden died 5 years ago today
>>67269058
That's cool and all, I guess.
tfw clayton kershaw batted in the run that killed the 6 game lose streak
>>67269079
"died" nigga died of kidney failure in 08
>>67269204
>>67269204
JFK was killed by racist republicans in Fort Worth
>>67269259
jfk got killed by a cuban assassin as revenge for bay of pigs
>>67269317
ON THE MOON
>>67269259
Wasnt he killed by an ex-russian high schooler?
Or am I thinking of the dude that tried to shoot Reagan?
Discuss.
>>67269354
Lee Harvey Oswald was a government myth created to unite the American People under an anti-soviet flag once again. The "Grassy Knoll" was also government created so that there would be a controlled theory that hides the truth
![History_Speeches_1109_Lyndon_Johnson_Civil_Rights_Workers_still_624x352[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TDjF99K.jpg "History_Speeches_1109_Lyndon_Johnson_Civil_Rights_Workers_still_624x352[1].jpg")
>>67269259
>>67269317
>>67269325
>>67269396
JFK was anti-establishment whereas LBJ was the party leader who hated Kennedy. When JFK won the nomination, he chose LBJ as his VP to mend ties, but LBJ was still anti-JFK and had him assassinated to keep himself and the establishment in power.
>>67269485
Nixon should have won the nomination anyways, he was a good president outside of his paranoia and the red scare crap
>>67267626
Yeah we back. Just not a playoff team, but I'm looking at 80-85 wins now instead of 50-55 like I thought in March
>>67269517
he was 100% correct about the red scare crap and you can see all the gommies and marxists that are teaching baseball stats in colleges to this day
>>67269485
>>67269517
Did he also kill RFK?
>>67269534
no the soviets killed off RFK to destabilize the US
/mlb/ /his/ edition
will nashville ever get an MLB team? Why does ohio have 2 teams
>>67269359
>Hey guys you remember how his sinker was his best pitch last year?
>Let's tell that fag to stop throwing it
>Oops
>>67269573
/his/ is pretty cool when things are shit up by /pol/
>>67269597
Because country music sucks and I can't wait until ISIS blows your redneck state off the face of the earth.
>>67269552
>tinfoilhat.tiff
>mfw Lillies are literally the hottest team in baseball
i started watching baseball just the other day and i have a question - what is a sac fly?
>>67269259
JFK's assassination was orchestrated by a joint operation consisting of LBJ, the CIA, the Mafia, and the Jews
>>67269871
Ask your mom, she has plenty of experience with sac's.
>mfw someone tries to tell me 2K, 0H, 6BB, 0ER is a better game than 15K, 3H, 0BB 0ER
>>67269871
it's when a team becomes the sacramento mariners
>the Red Sox vs. Yankees is the best rivalry in baseball.
>>67269978
it is though
>>67269871
A runner is on 3rd with 0 or 1 out, and the batter hits a fly ball that is caught, but deep enough to allow the runner to score. The runner must "tag", or stay on the base until the ball is caught, until he can go for home.
![CggTli6UUAQ-YzJ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IfDwcoM.jpg "CggTli6UUAQ-YzJ[1].jpg")
>>67270013
>I role play west coast "rivalries"
>>67270013
It is you f**king piece of fucking shit sorry you're fucking 10 years old and you cant appreciate a historically BEAUTIFUL rivalry between two cities that HATE each other
Jack**s
OP pic is Daphne Rosen
>>67270013
>not wanting to see a roid-off in two bite-sized stadiums
its like you're not 5 years old
>>67269871
It's when there's a runner on base and less than two outs. The batter can hit the ball and fly out far enough to the outfield so that the runner can advance, or even score a run if in scoring position. The base runner however needs to tag up on the base and can't run until the ball is actually caught by the fielder to be considered "in play".
>>67266794
who is that cunt hidden by the California Angels logo
>>67270013
E!SPN will force this until the day disney finally pulls the plug
Why were there more Giants fans at shitty field than heebs?
>>67269871
It's when you flyout deep enough to bring a runner on third home.
>>67270177
Mets fans got called into work today by their Yankee fan bosses
>>67269531
>but I'm looking at 80-85 wins
Lillies fans are so delusional.
>>67270177
Madbum pitching
Peavy and Cain, here comes the rain
>>67270084
>>67270158
daphne rosen, kacey miri kadoff
>>67266955
Too much ass
>>67270367
>Too much ass
u gay?
>>67270177
It was supposed to rain much heavier than it did so I'm guessing a lot of people didn't bother going today. Also I suspect most people were inside rather than at their seats.
>>67270390
Hey, you're back!
>>67270426
>implying thats me
>capping anon posts
![1456px-White_Sox_Alt_Logo.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zXFnofW.png "1456px-White_Sox_Alt_Logo.svg[1].png")
When will they collapse?
I'm getting nervous.
>>67270487
Who says they will?
>>67270278
>Peavy and Cain, here comes the rain
tfw this used to be
>Timmy and Cain and pray for rain
>>67270367
That is a perfectly acceptable amount Darren O'Davidoyle
>couldn't get the sweep
>1 run loss
![2dd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/elgA4g6.jpg "2dd[1].jpg")
>>67270525
You guys!
>>67270525
literally everyone, even sox fans
>>67270612
>>67270632
Fucking Debbie downers
>>67270487
This should be their primary logo.
>>67270656
the current logo just looks like stylized SEX
>>67270649
The first two games of the last series were a pretty hard wake up call. Last nights skirmish too.
Surprised they aren't feeling slightly better after a blowout to split the series.
Chris Sale is so dirty. Trumbo swings at a pitch that hits him.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=15441195
post rappers wearing white sox hats
>>67270609
I know that feel
>>67270834
his slider is ridiculous
>>67270834
Could be the year he wins the Cy young
>Aaron Boone commentating the Yankees vs. Red Sox game
The absolute madmen
> Reddick
>>67270962
I wish I could mute everyone except for Shulman.
>>67270984
I wish ESPN would never air a baseball game ever again.
At least Boone-y is here to give a slight reminder of the Yankees' better years.
>>67267612
>>67269597
Serious answer: Nashville doesn't have the population or corporate backing yet to support a major league baseball team. Remember how long it took the Preds to grab a foothold in Nashville? It'd be a lot worse with a baseball team. You can get a franchise based on potential population/commercial growth in the NBA and NHL, but it has to be already established for baseball.
>>67270649
This team knows how to shit the bed. They did it in 2012. Fuck they almost did it in 05 when they won their ring. They were up 15 games in the beginning of August of that year. It was down to like 2 games by the middle of September
>the city of NL West
when did we stray so far from God
>>67271204
It also has to do with stadiums. A mid size arena can be lucrative for a city even if they only have a minor league team playing in it. They can also house two sports. Some cities already have arenas that can hold NHL/NBA teams until money is raised for something great. A major league baseball stadium, however, is specific to MLB, and no city in the country just has a baseball stadium lying around.
>>67271540
Was it >us that was on your tail in 2005? I forgot if it was 05 or 07 that the Twins were a complete non-factor, but the Tigers didn't get good until 2006, the Royals were shit all decade save 2003, and I forgot if Cleveland was good; they were up and down all decade
>Nationals on track to lose first place
>Tardinals completely shit the bed
Fucking Taint Louis can't do anything right
>mfw phillies have a better win% than the Roylels
>>67271643
It was Cleveland coming up at the end, but I think it was mostly Minnesota in second mid season.
Royals
>>67272160
Have a worse record than the Philadelphia Phillies
>>67268156
Indians, Wynn Hawkins (college buddies)
Indians probably, didn't have much interest in baseball, don't know
Indians, Jim Thome
>>67272160
Royals
>>67272402
I thought meth was supposed to make you skinny
Ive seen all I needed to see
The Tigers are winning the world series.
>>67272430
Why didn't you post this the last time you played a halfway decent team and got swept?
>>67272562
I posted it when they were on like a 5 game losing streak awhile back. Always stick by your team anon!
>>67272611
Tigers threads last year from July on were as empty as Detroit itself
How are we leading the NL???
>>67272658
by scoring 78 more runs than they allow
>>67272658
By canceling games.
>>67272658
>playing in the babby league
there you go
>>67272402
Sauce on this semen demon?
>>67272658
nats keep losing to the phillies
New York is useless
>>67272658
That's a pretty silly question to ask. How long have you followed the Cubs? They have been heavily favored all offseason because of their young and extremely talented hitters and pitchers.
>>67266955
>wearing panties with that dress
flyover
>>67268156
Dont know grandfather's favorites
Dad = Nationals, Ted Williams
Me = Orioles, no favorite but I used to like Jim Edmonds when he was playin
Jesus fucking Christ, Dodgers. I'd love to see them win it but hey just don't deserve Kershaw. Guy is an absolute god out there but he always gets 0 support from his team (except himself) and in the occasions he struggled he had a tard of a manager staring from the dugout thinking of what's for dinner
Best on the planet and they're going to waste it again if they play anything like this. It takes a 14k 0bb 0er 9 inning Kershaw start plus his RBI to get a win
What a wreck of a team
>>67273204
Yeah, we've been making up for Schwarbers injury with getting solid hits from Zobrist and Bryant. Lesters a lot more comfortable this year and Arrieta is being is Cy Young self. So ready for October to come around. Maddons been a blessing to the North side.
>The metropolitan area of David Price at Fenway
How many strawberries did David Price cost?
>>67267586
she's hot... you are and idiot
>>67273428
Ya, so about earlier...
congrats on retaining 1st place.
>>67273458
If the average cost of a strawberry is $.58, then Price's average annual salary would be:
>$53,448,275.90 strawberries
>David price
Looks like >we dodged a bullet
>>67273821
Jaysbro here, fuck that guy. I've hated him since I first saw him pitch last October.
>>67273982
Enjoy the 217 million dollar contract over 7 years anon.
>>67274066
Opt out in 3 years, he'll be out by then.
>>67274124
why would he opt out if he's shit
>>67274124
Why would he though? If he's pitching sub par he would be fucking dumb to opt out.
>mfw watching the short about the phillies-mets USA chants when Osama was killed
>>67274156
>>67274158
He'll opt out because I don't think he'll be THIS shit by then I imagine an inflated ego + agent chirping in his ear will propel him to seek out a contract for a team in desperate need of a pitcher.
>>67274315
Who says he won't regress each season? He's looked shaky as fuck all year.
>>67274315
I've seen this dude pitch a game and a half in my lifelong tenure as a baseball fan. I know my shit. He's garbage, always will be.
