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Big one imminent
>de Kahne
>Kurt Busch lurking
Shit's going to get real interesting.
Holy shit first time in forever that a turn left thread hit the bumplimit
NASCAR IS RISEN
>Bayne and Larson up front
What a time to be alive
>>67263862
instagram comments are embarrassing
>larson 2nd
>>67263926
>The city of Hendrick Motorsports
For all the attendance issues we've seen, that's actually a huge crowd.
Anyone have any Trevor Bayne baneposting memes?
>>67263952
Seriously.
gimmee coming
Is Kyle Larson elite side drafter?
>>67263895
Tbh we already had the big one
>>67263987
Well, its Alabama, where pretty much 9 out of 10 people are diehard NASCAR fans
>>67263948
Degas are the only good part of the season desu
>Bayne leading
Is it happening?
>>67264011
Seems to be and DW going HAM
>>67264022
Has he started the fire?
>Harvick constantly pushing Bayne to make space to gain momentum
>Larson blocking him every time, side drafting
good shit
waltrip is a genius tbqh
Friendly reminder that NASCAR, as an organization, endorsed Trump
>tfw based sports endorse based candidates
>mfw people say Bayne isn't the best young driver to date
>>67264048
I know it's a commercial break Darrell, but get off 4chan.
Is side drafting a lost art?
Bayne?
>>67264066
>implying darrell could spell that many words right in a row
>Ford F-150
>Chevy Silverado 1500
>Ram 1500
>Toyota Tacoma
Which is the best truck?
>>67264066
jeff and mike don't want to talk to me off air :(
>it's a "Bane had first good race in years and people unironically act like he's been good this while time" episode
Curious, how do I get a 2 day ban?
>>67264053
>Who are Chase Elliot, Erik Jones, James Beuscher.
I'm a Bayne Fan though
>>67264097
>its another dipshit using a shitty overused /tveddit/ meme
>>67264051
>>67264051
technically Brian France personally endorsed Trump and drug Bill and Chase, Newman and Ragan up on stage with him
But, Brian France is NASCAR
Mark Martin independently endorsed Trump a week or so later
When you're in the middle of that pack wtf do you even do to pass people?
>>67264103
>implying based blaney isnt better than all of them
>>67264097
Bayne IS good his career since the 500 win has just been a series of unfortunate events.
>>67264103
How many wins do they have?
big one soon
I feel it
>>67263987
The problem is people out west do not give a shit about NASCAR. Attendance outside of the south will always be terrible.
At the track, deburrito is upside down and 2 cars are on fire
>>67264131
You don't. Outside lanes go forward, middle lane goes back. Like clockwork.
>>67264170
Me as well.
Harvick and Kenseth wants to run away from that shit.
How the fuck did Jimmie Johnson get back in the hunt?
>>67264131
Wait for wrecks or get pushed
>Bayne falling back
No memes today, I guess.
>>67264218
Knaus is probably exploiting some gray area in the rules.
Rain?
>>67264218
Refball
>>67264240
Bane?
wreck during commercial break coming
>>67264240
Still looking OK
>>67264240
nothing on the radar threatening yet
Who agrees that the dega race in 2002 where it went caution free was the most boring race ever
How many commercials is Dale Jr in?
>>67264240
Just keep an eye on this page for new tweets.
https://twitter.com/NASCAR_WXMAN
>>67264270
>>67264280
I know but I want it to rain for a Kenseth win.
Who /nervous/ here
>>67264287
Not me
Danica making a move?
>>67264287
new hampshire restrictor plate racfe
>>67264293
As many as it takes until you like him.
>reagan
>>67264293
he's the new peyton manning man he's in a million commercials
>>67264287
It was 2001 and you are extremely wrong.
>raygun
Newman killed his career by talking shit about NASCAR's safety issues. Remember how good he was in his rookie season? He should have a championship or two by now. But he's doomed to plucking Autist's unibrow for a living.
RAY-GUN
>>67264254
If I pull that restrictor plate off, will you die?
>>67264131
You have to see the air.
>BK Racing fucking up
>>67264360
It would be extremely fast
>>67264309
>that pic
Yum!
>>67264378
for you
>>67264318
Yeah, straight to a wreck!
>reddi/tv/
>>67264328
>not liking junior
>>67264345
he's probably done at rcr after this season anyway
>no Darlington like track with one dega corner and one martinsville corner
I wanna be an eccentric billionaire so bad.
>>67264378
Didnt they do abtest without a plate at Daytona a fee years ago?
Instead about it
They hit 256.45mph
>>67264367
The only reason that team exists is to throw cautions.
>>67264328
But the more he does, the less I like him.
>>67264391
>tfw she will never sit on your face after a race and make you eat her cunt until she cums
>It's a "let's go side-by-side during a caution" episode
>>67264417
With a Phoenix-like kink in the middle of the back straight
>>67264131
Pull out and form a 3rd/4th line.
Of course, no one will follow you if you're a scrub. You'll get dumped to the back immediately.
If you're Jr though, 5 cars will immediately jump out with you and you'll rocket to the front.
The other drivers follow you because you always run well at plate races, and you always run well at plate races because they always follow you.
Why doesn't Haas have Danica racing F1?
>>67264443
It's one of those "the beatings will continue until morale improves" situations.
>>67264472
Right handed like Trenton
>>67264417
kentucky has different banking between turns 1,2 and 3,4 now
it's still going to be shit but at least theyre trying
Hey guys I'm.going to the Kansas race
If this gets 56 replies, I will run butt naked onto the track during green flag and play frogger with the cars
Go home sjw
>>67264417
I would watch it.
Another weird track like Pocono would be nice. Ask these identical D ovals is shit.
>>67264532
Booby
>>67264504
Well shit.
>>67264533
That might be interesting
>>67264511
>>67264472
I'm liking this
>>67264552
because you dont have a job you fat southern NEET
>>67264552
Fuck off
>>67264552
Only if you do it at 200mph or while running away from the police
Wreck in the next 2 laps
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>darrel
Did the announcer just pull a Carl the cuck?
did larson blow a cylinder?
>>67264489
Because she isn't capable of driving an F1 car
>2
>22
might have to turn it off
>>67264600
My Huefriend has an interesting proposition.
When does someone send Bread into the fences?
>>67264639
Your mom blew my cylinder
>front 20 cars within a second
>Bayne and Menard battle at the front
Restrictor plate races are pure memery
REFCAR INCOMING
Nards and Smiff on the outside looks like a big one waiting to happen.
>>67264685
image for you >>67264519
>>67264533
Hello half satan. I will be happy to see a naked guy just climb the catch fence
>tfw Josh Wise DNQ'd his precious Talladega
>>67264451
What does she wear under her firesuit?
Regular panties, spandex or what
BIG ONE
DA BIG ONE
FUCK
bring out the red flag
WE DID IT LADS
>Kyle getting a pass-through penalty for passing under the yellow
BIG ONE
BIG ONE AND FLAMES
HOLY FUCK THE BOG ONE
The big one!!!
here comes another bayne meme win
BIG 'UN
B I G O N E
I
G
O
N
E
Did Danica cause it?
EL GRANDE
L
G
R
A
N
D
E
IT'S A BIG OLE BIG ONE
BIGGUN
>>67264714
I fucking called it. Give me the trophy.
Jesus christ the attrition the race
I hope Larson's car is not damaged too bad.
DA BIG GUY
BEEG
I blame Johnson.
>>67264766
DOUBLE 6'S CONFIRM
SCREENSHOT IT
Kurt did it.
DID DANICA MAKE IT OUT OF THE CRASH
>gimme started it
penskewinslol
>landon sneaking by
at least dillon got fucked
>Cassil, Bowyer, Waltrip ,and Labonte made it through
>Kurt "No wins for SJW" Busch
and the good guy penskes win again :^)
B
I
G
I counted 14.
Danica spun too.
>gimmie crying
At least the roof flaps worked.
B.
I
G
>Kurt and Jimmie: Part 17
>>67264533
Guys, I'm serious
>Gimmie cryin over radio
>COME ON, KURT!
>>67264824
She spun in the grass.
Too bad it wasn't Kurt that got dumped. The rant would have been epic.
Is causing the big one and driving away clean the best strategy?
KURT GOT AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
>>67264901
BIG
Anyone have a replay of Daytona when Danica spun completely on her own?
There was no driver in bigger shit than Kyle Busch and he made it out alive
Newman looks like he escapes most of it and then goes rocketing down the track on fire.
He'll win one...eventually.
>>67264937
Sometimes.
Is Chase still in it?
Hendrick down to 1 car.
>>67264824
She should be fine she spun but she'll be good.
so who wins
brad or joey?
>inb4 Ryan "These cars go too fast and are too flammable" Newman
>>67264937
worked well for sadler yesterday
>>67264937
it"s not the worst
>>67264917
FUCK
>>67264937
It works quite a lot
>>67264933
Kurt will win the race now
>>67264977
Bayne.
Someone correct me
If a roush car shows "EcoBoost" does that mean that the car has no sponsor?
When did they start wearing those sci-fi suits?
I miss the days before Bear Bond, when they just cut panels off the cars.
>>67264999
Yes
>>67264989
She'll be fine.
>>67264977
BIG BAYNE
>>67264999
Yes.
>>67264999
yes, also if they have ford or roush performance sponsoring
>>67264999
Yep, roush is fielding it out of pocket, roush Fenway will be defunct by 2018
>>67265040
back to r/tv
B I G
O N E
(for you)
>>67264963
Nah. At this point, Nascar plants bombs in his engine/tires so he will never win at a super speedway.
This IMSA race is great, P battle in second, P2 in the lead, Ford GT 1-2 in GTLm
>>67265029
>That shitty quality
Happens but thanks Germanbro.
do the aggressors have to pay the people they crash into?
>tfw Newman fan
>>67265093
Yeah I recommend making webms from the YouTube uploads later on
in the anger back?
>>67265114
lol no
>>67265114
No. If anything, they'll get fined by ASSCAR if they can prove intent.
ANIMAL LOVER DALE
LOVER
DALE
>>67265114
Nope.
The people who get crashed are cucked.
>>67265087
stream where
I hope Krut wins so that they have to ask him what happened in victory lane.
I don't care, it looked badass with that black car motoring on by after sowing the chaos.
>>67265087
Sweet, thanks for reminding me this was going
>>67264989
Dude, its not like she was gonna win anyway.
How do we stop people from intentionally causing the big one?
>>67265140
I hope so. He won a cup with that anger.
He needs one more because I still think he is the better racer than Kyle.
>>67265176
http://www.imsa.com/camera/imsatv
>>67265131
RAIN IN 30 MINUTES
>>67265192
unfair penalties
Honda will be fielding the Accord in the cup series by 2018
They will be fielding the ridgeline in the truck series by the same time
>>67265192
Take the front bumpers off so the radiators are exposed
>>67264999
Yeah, Roush can't find sponsors.
I wonder why. Has he ever said something racist or something? How come few businesses want to affiliate with him?
>>67265183
Anybody can win now
>>67265140
is he throwing up gang signs to jimmy spencer
>>67265192
>intentionally
>>67265192
You don't.
>chad actually working on the car
>Kenseth and Logano
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>>67265236
Because none of his current drivers are any good
Bayne is shit
Stenhouse is shit
And Biffle is an old man who is a never-was
Time to wreck the other half of the field
>>67265236
He wants 2006 sponsor money in 2016
>Danica in 8th
>>67265264
They need to have an official on him at all times to make sure he doesn't cheat.
>like you said DW
>to your point DW
Jeff trying to make him not look like a retard.
>de bris
Unfortulantly
>derbis
DAH BRee
Durrrrr Breeeze
>>67265284
Biffle did finish 3rd in 2008...
"Debris"
l o g a n o w i n s
>>67265284
>Bayne is shit
No
>>67265246
>jimmy spencer
Holy shit I forgot about that lad. What a meme driver
>now Nascar can Debris caution the whole race until they get someone who can win.
>Danica wins this way.
Nascar pls.
Duh breeze below the yellow line. Fucks sake.
>Truex running competitively with a car that's destroyed
My face when the 78 isn't black flagged
AAAHMMM PUTTIN OUT THE CAAASHHEEENNN....Putting out da cassheeenn!!!
wasnt that debris waaaaay off the racing line?
If Truex wins, how does he make it through postrace inspection?
>>67265350
Holy shit. I wanna watch this shit in Spanish forever.
>>67265284
They're not great drivers but they all won in big situations. Plus, they're likeable and charismatic guys. They should be able to find sponsorship.
My theory is Roush is a dick.
>>67265350
It's cool that you can really hear the cars there. They're clearly not in some comfy soundproof booth.
>>67265350
>the way he says Jamie McMurray
>>67265350
it sounds like he's taking a shit
chad is funny tbqh
>>67265367
>you now remember the "Mr. Excitement" meme
>>67265375
Below the yellow line.
Where they're not allowed to race.
This is why no one watches NASCAR anymore. Or at least one of the reasons.
>>67265380
I bet he'll cause the next crash. He's gotta be fighting the steering wheel.
These announcers keep throwing Kurt under the bus but in reality it was gimmie's fault
>>67265442
Don't forget "Jimmy Spencer never forgets".
Literally a meme driver.
THE BIG ONE
How to get gud at restarts?
17 to go, come on kurt
>gave Elliott Sadler the win for causing the yellow
What the actual fuck NASCAR
landon wins lol
>>67265518
cheat
>Danica top 10
There will be another big one
Cassill incoming.
>>67265518
Have a reaction time that's not shit.
>Landon 8th, Big Guy 4th
Can one of them pull off a cheeky win?
LANDON
A
N
D
O
N
truex dropping like a stone
>>67265541
It was total shit. Poole should gave been given the win
>>67265477
It's like Lowe's pays them off so they never talk shit about Cock Johnson.
>Kenseth
>muh 500 redemption
Fuck off with that. Hasn't Kenseth already won it twice anyways?
L A N D O N
>>67265426
You should hear them say, Buchanan's, Mexican whiskey
>KINSITH
LOGANO AND KENSETH
GOING AT IT.
logano is such a faggot. how does he have fans?
>>67265625
Teenage girls don't know better
>>67265625
Matt Kenseth, please do not text and drive.
>>67265625
Because he's not a dipshit southerner, hick midwesterner or libtard californian.
WHAT A SAVE
DAT SAVE THO
If Bayne wins, will Bread cry?
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>67265625
He's pissed off a lot of drivers like Harvick and Hamlin. Plenty of people don't like those guys, so it would give you reason to root for logano.
>cassill will never be in the 5 car
Based landon cukcing troox
Landon Cassil is the best garbage team driver.
>>67265541
It was lolgano's fault for blocking. He should get a fine later this week.
>>67265689
You would think the fact that he's a Kryle-tier whiny faggot would offset those positives though
>>67265350
#iatethebones
>>67265625
some of us are tall skinny and have names that end with a vowel
'overtime' incoming
>>67265688
>88
Like pottery
>rest in peace Truex
Dubs and Biff wins
>>67265733
Those are poor criteria for Liking a person.
dubs kyle busch wrecks
>kinstih
RIP in pieces.
OH FUCK
>DANICA
flying cars
DANICA NO
>the city of Kenseth
This is nearing Gordon levels of bad luck
>DANICAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY SIDES
>DANICANT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH SHIT
>danica
JEJEJEJEJEJEEJ
>DANICLEL
>she mad
>danica
>DANICA
I KNEW SHE WOULD FUCKING CRASH THE MOMENT CAMERA FOCUSED ON HER
SAVAGE
>Danica
>danica
It was only a matter of time
That looked like some NR2003 shit.
>she didn't die
:(
JUST
this race
Danickles killed kenseth
Oh shit I thought he was about to end up in the infield
>HOLY SHIT MATT
Danica pls
That was almost a really nasty hit for Kenseth
Wow, Danica is high up, wonder if she can k
Wow, didn't even let me finish my post ffs
>>67265759
>tfw Truex gets the race stolen from him again
Danica wtf girl!!
Good work Danica, I was worried you wouldn't cause a huge wreck today.
I could do without DW's constant sighing.
>wimmin drivers
>Kenseth win never win again
>Danica
When did it all go so right?
As much as I hate Danica, jesus that sucks.
Fuck I'd love to hear what Kenseth and Danica are talking about in the wambulance
>>67265823
I thought she was going to wreck Blaney myself.
Well, at least Logano got fucked
>>67265843
I thought his windshield was gonna get impelled by the fence top
Holy fucking shit lagano got hit too
B A S E D retard mcdowell
>Le "GONE"o
>labonte out
>My name is Danica
>Wherever I go I must crash
Why did they spin out Danica?
Do all drivers keep ball caps in the car so they can look cool walking away from wrecks?
Danica hit a fucking ton...but if Kenseth went into that inside fence it couldn't been terrible man.
Something about that firesuit, she looks better than usual
does anyone wanna win this race other than bread
I CANNOT FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE FUCKING DANICA NEEDS TO FUCK OFF KENSETH CAN NEVER CATCH A BREAK FUCK THIS RESTRICTOR PLATE BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67265823
literally pottery but it wasn't her fault somehow
I don't know how the fence didn't get fucked up
>>67265909
Yes
>>67265823
They jinxed her.
>tfw after all this Keselowski ends up winning
Danica wants to rage so bad but she knows she has too many warnings already. It's fun to watch.
Close call for Kenseth.
> Gordon hints that the Gibbs cars have something underneath.
Kek
lofaggo BTFO lmao
I see gimmie and danica are at about the same talent level.
>>67265896
Earnhardt bar
>>67265945
I heard that shit too.
Gordon is top banter.
I had no idea how hard Danica hit when that first took place. Holy crap.
What if Danica and Maldonado had a kid?
>2th fairy
>implying this wreck was Danica's Fault
>Not knowing if the tooth fairy is a him or her
That counts as a >sneak right?
>radio remix
Cameraman panned left like he expected that car to clear the fence.
>>67265992
its a PC world
>>67265984
I would watch every race
This track is scary man. I'm never comfortable watching a race here.
>>67265984
Milka Duno
>>67265945
Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Mikey 10th
>>67265980
Yeah, she's gonna be sore tomorrow.
Thought Kenseth was going to fly over the catch fence for a second there lads
>>67265984
it would have a round head so it would literally be a human wrecking ball
>>67266019
Damilca Maldunodo
>Krut Brusch wins lol
they better hurry the fuck up the rain is coming quick
Oh Christ, Mikey is getting closer to the lead again.
Brace yourselves.
>>67265991
Force of habit.
>Waltrip 10th
Theres still time for more madness
>>67266053
is that real?
>>67266037
Thanks to the pounding I give her tonight
>hit every open hole
Mikey gets it
My brother's running eleventh
Fucking asshole playing demolition derby
Fucking Mikey
>>67265916
The black suit looks great...i'd love to peel it off her
>Mikey implying that Bill Elliott would talk to him anymore
>>67266076
Yeah, he endorsed trump a while ago
>mikey up front
>another flip incoming
>>67265977
It ain't cheating if you don't get caught.
Waltrip was high up there when the big one happened in 2012 Talladega fall race. Another big one incoming.
That booth looks cramped
But what IF MW won. I don't like the guy, but that would be pretty crazy, just imagine victory Lane.
>>67266009
it was once a native american sacred site (Cherokee I think)
>>67266111
If trump gets in, does the NASCAR Mexico series cease to exist?
>Kurt in the lead
Refcar incoming
I think this has been the best DEGA race in a while.
Most Chaotic in a while for sure.
Pulling for Kurt or underdog win.
krut plz
Hahahaha that angle makes the booth look like pure shit
HERE COMES SKITTLES
Please anyone but brad
>>67265977
I'm taking a liking to him. Kind of reminds me of the F1 commentators at times.
It's better than Rick Allen yelling "PRAWBLEMS" twenty times per race.
>Final lap has a sponsor that Mike Joy mentions by name
I hate this series
WEW LAD
DNF Elegiggle
>crash at the end
Oh well.
>>67266134
.....
At the track, Stenhouse is dead
>>67266197
Fucking Bread won.
Sigh.
Good race though.
Jesus fucking christ this place is insanity
FUCK BRAD
GET READY FOR A
BEER BATH
E
E
R
B
A
T
H
B R A D
Fucking hell
FUCK
PENSKE WINS
PLEASE KILL ME NOW
And that's the end. In a race sponsored by automobile insurance, there is probably less than five cars that aren't totaled.
Damn that was a good race.
>Horselad
>poor little whitt boy
What a day.
Great race but Good God was there a bit much carnage for my taste.
>only 12 cars ended up crossing the finish line
I love dega lads
>I've never seen anything like this ever
Except when Autism flipped
THE BIG KESELOWSKI
BRAD
KEH-ZEH-LOWSKI
WON THIS RACE
>Bayne outside the top 10
So much promise and it was all for naught.
my boy harvick almost had his first flip. scary lads
Kez was the only car without damage
>>67266261
Never forget when after autism was done flipping Brad attempted the kill shot on him.
>>67266269
Oh fuck that triggers me
>>67266230
At least it wasn't Kryle.
>Bayne 10th, Cassill 11th
Not bad.
>Bread doing burnouts in a minefield of debris
I haven't seen a Talladega race like this since the Busch race in '05.
Kind of a weak finish. Elliot could have pushed Kyle but he didn't. He must not like Kyle. Can't blame him.
All Men Ding Her's hit was pretty hard.
>tfw no Waltrip win to celebrate Dale's 65th birthday
>Cheeky Landon causing the final wreck just for a laugh
>kurt will never EVER get another win
brad wins YES
Was that a good race?
If Kurt defended both lanes he might have won. He just let the 2 come up along beside him.
>>67266288
has he really never flipped b4? not even in the busch series?
>>67266378
When people weren't driving like idiots yeah.
>>67266378
For a while, then it turned into a shitshow at the end, as usual.
1. Kyle Busch (2)
2. Edwards (2)
3. Johnson (2)
4. Keselowski (2)
5. Harvick (1)
6. Hamlin (1)
----------------------
7. Logano 316
8. Kurt Busch 314
9. Earnhardt. Jr. 279
10. Truex Jr. 274
11. Elliot 272
12. Dillon 272
13. McMurray 260
14. Allmendinger 232
15. Kenseth 231
16. Bayne 228
---------------------------
17. Kahne 224
18. Newman 219
19. Blaney 219
20. Stenhouse Jr. 218
21. Menard 201
22. Larson 197
23. Biffle 188
24. Almirola 180
25. Cassill 170
26. Patrick 166
27. Bowyer 159
28. Mears 149
29. Scott 143
30. DiBenedetto 128
What's to blame for all these wrecks? The "new aero package?"
Nah. It's the restrictor plates.
>>67266378
Yes, but everyone started driving really stupid the last 40 laps.
Restrictor plates don't cause wrecks - drivers do.
I'm happy for Penske
>>67266424
Elliott, Sneak. 2 t's.
>>67266354
>Kurt and Kenseth will never win again
>carl and Newman will never finish a plate race ever again
>>67266428
There's no new package at the plate tracks
The superspeedway rules are the same as last year
>kryle lucks his way to 2nd and still fidns something to bitch about
>>67266428
Hard Racing
>kyle, carl, jimmie, and brad all have 2 wins a piece
Oh look, another boring ass winner this year. There has not been one guy that has won this year that I was excited about.
CASSILL BTFO
>Bayne in the Chase
>>67266378
It was entertaining. So yes.
>"The quota of three cars on their lids" - Ky. Busch
Don't if he's being a bitch or has a legit complaint about the ways the cars are set up.
>>67266504
>Just imagine if all of those 2nds were wins.
I refuse to believe that anyone unironically roots for him.
The last race that was this violent was 2005 Fall Talladega.
>>67266521
Go away Landon
>>67266470
Kasey never finishes either.
HAHAHAHA LMAO @ CASSILL
harvick acting like he never caused the big one last fall
>>67266575
Right?
Harvick can fuck off for that.
>>67266542
I Agree
That Finish was not as based though
Webm of the car that rolled over?
>Kasey and Newman each just out of the chase
If you had to place money on one of them making it in, who do you choose?
So is Kenseth going to try and murder Logano again?
>>67266594
I mean that this years finish was not as based.
>>67266605
Neither since they'd still have no chance to win the championship.
>>67266594
That was really the first time I was salty over when a caution was called
>Petty wrecks well behind the leaders
>Drives away
>CAUTION
>>67266595
Which one?
>>67266594
Kyle Petty doing burnouts alongside Dale Jarrett was entertaining though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1enD3fERUCo
Checkem and Carl wins chip
>>67266605
Back and to the right
>>67266635
I just watch the last ten laps but I saw replay of a yellow car rolling over a lot from a infield camera. Not the one that happen in the last ten laps.
>>67266679
>Kenseth: life is suffering
>Nerman: why even bother
>Brad:???
Kenseth coming at Logano again.
Oh shit.
Sneak's come a long way in talking and announcing
Kenseth vs. Logano pt. ?
Matt "Pull the trigger on every Penskenigger" Kenseth
Rolling for how many races until Kenseth tries to murder Logano again.
I think Kenseth would kick Loganos ass in a 1v1 fight
>>67266541
I like his honesty, and the nigger can drive.
someone's gonna die @ dega
Obviously God roots for logano. Kenseth needs to apologize before his career is officially over.
>you will never give Danica an X-ray
she looks damn good in that suit, especially against the wall
>the 95 was drilling me
Ricky cucked again
>>67266771
that's not saying much, Logano's not exactly the most imposing figure in the world.
Is the dinger ok? Is stenhouse ok?
Danica has a concussion
100%
She was not coherent in that interview
>>67266852
She was drilled from behind, what can you expect
I seriously think a car will drill the crowd final destination style next Daytona or talladega
>>67266781
I know. This shit is scary. All it takes is one of those safety devices to fail one time.
>>67266852
I just told my buddy the same thing. She's completely out of it. Struggling to keep it together mentally and not because she's upset.
>>67266852
Yep. Concussed as fuck.
>>67266771
Everyone could kick Logano's ass. Even Danica. That's why no one likes him. He's a beta male.
I mean the only way to make this safer is to slow the cars down at plate tracks. But that won't lower the wrecks, it'll just keep less cars airborne and the hits won't be as bad.
super speedways ae shit. get rid of them
>>67266870
That will be the last plate race of all time
Are concussions normal in crashes
>>67266852
>>67266878
My thoughts too
>you will never drill Danica's concussed ass from behind
>>67266896
You hate him because he's an enlightened northerner.
I like how Gilliland charged up to 3rd with one to go and then just completely disappeared.
They've proven many times that the fence can catch and hold a car. It's pretty impressive.
But WHAT IF a car goes up in to the fence and breaks it, then another car in the pack follows through? It would go right through and kill everyone. 100% guarantee people would die. It's only a matter of time.
>>67266898
What about if they take the plates off and beef up the catchfence?
Breaking up the pack would prevent 90% of the horrible wrecks.
yeah ban racing
>>67266940
>250mph racing
>>67266852
I can't say I disagree. She was dazed.
You hear all the time about concussions in the NFL. No one seems to care about all the concussions NASCAR drivers take.
>>67266940
>>67266930
You've never worried about the catch fence more than when you watch these things race
I saw them last night, they're scary
Ban racing
If you guys want to watch cars racing just watch an iRacing broadcast
Cars are meant for transportation. Not racing
>>67267005
Jr had to sit out a race for a concussion iirc
>>67266878
Yeah. Homegirl was in outer space somewhere after hitting a wall with 200 on the dash.
>>67266906
that would be the last Nascar race of all time honestly
>>67267005
>>67266878
>>67266852
Anybody got a link for the interview? I always shut it off too soon.
>>67267014
this
ban everything.
>>67267014
>wanting to watch a bunch of fat sweat 20-somethings think they are NASCAR drivers
I ended my subscription, the Role-playing got so autistic that I couldnt take it anymore, now I fuck around with /o/ on rfactor
>Drag Racing on FS1
What is so appealing about stepping on the gas for 4 seconds?
this thread became awfully cucky
>>67267104
>fuck around with /o/
>still racing with fat sweaty meme spouting autistic faggots with no drivers license
>>67267131
go to a NHRA race in person
>>67267002
>>67266679
why is kenseth in a completely different kart?
>>67267131
For top fuel and funny cars, it's the sheer insanity of going 300 mph.
For pro stock, it's for the drama between teams, who claw and scratch to keep their car maker sponsorships. There's lots of spying and espionage in that division. It's crazy.
Time to watch a rerun of the Russian Grand Prix.
See you in Kansas.
>>67267131
Drag racing is a art. There's also eight thousand horsepower involved.
>>67267176
>implying I was being serious
No, I don't do racing games anymore, I mainly fuck around with flight sims, just doing routes with an Airbus or 737, havnt checked out the steam edition yet, but I do stuff in VATSIM a lot
>>67267069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_VNXj-RvPI
>>67266940
They don't have to take off the plates to break up the packs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2-80RgYc6U
Problem is they still wrecked a decent number of cars early on in that race before they spread out. Bigger problem is with the drivers all being assholes and Duh Bree you will get restart clusterfucks all day regardless.
>1035 replies
Most successful racethread combo in a while
>>67267881
in 2014/2015 we would get 4 to 6 threads a race sometimes
>>67266977
>not wanting to race at Mach 1
>>67267855
>Yep, she's concussed. She's clearly trying to put on a brave face saying she's okay and all. But she sort of cracks at the end.
>deleted
SHUT IT DOWN
>you will never grope a concussed Danica in the medical center
>>67268542
refresh your page memelord
>>67268603
>tfw no dazed danica gf
>those glassy eyes
See you next week, boys.
