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Poole should have won edition
Chase Elliot on pole
60% chance of rain
Prepare for refcar
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Rolling for winner
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>24 on the pole

If Elliot drops out of the top 10, we still post >Sneak, right?
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>if collision happens beyond the overtime line on the final lap, a caution shall not be called

Good rule?
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>>67259163
>Poole should have won edition
That overtime rule just seems so dumb. The finish line should determine who wins, except for rain-outs.
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>muh god
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>>67259240

My issue with it is that the past precedent ('07 Daytona 500) has been that they won't throw a caution unless a car (A) goes upside down or (B) catches fire. Koch's car caught fire after Poole crossed the finish line.

>Opening ceremonies in hurry-up mode
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>>67259269
>said the baby shitting nazi
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>>67259269
>no memefrog
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>local Fox channel is just showing a blank screen

simply epic
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>Honor guard using M4s
>Not using wood furniture and chromed
>Shit-130 flyover

Goddamnit, Alabama.
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>that disrespectful Gimme crewman
Fuck you too you cheating commie
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How the fuck are those propellers spinning slower than my ceiling fan?
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>FrogTape

This whole meme magic shit is going too far.
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>>67259319
>tfw non-sports fans can just dump live TV all together

Not fair
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>>67259344
It's an camera trick where the blades look slow depending on the framerate of the camera.
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>>67259344
Illusion I think
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>dega 500
I swear Talladega is the reason I moved away from Alabama. Never have you seen more degenerate rednecks take over a town.
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>>67259199
Possible
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Current precipitation
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>>67259344
big fat paddle-blades, slow flight, and I'm guessing a light load
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last two is the lap the rain comes
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>>67259469
We /Monday/ now
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VORTEX
O
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T
E
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Last year, I rolled for a winner and killed Kyle. Let's see what happens this time.
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>>67259505
You're just putting kahne out of his misery tbch
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>Shaw
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>tfw Newman fan
>be Newman
>come to Dega
>get in huge wreck bigger than last years
>bitch about safety
>get fined
>repeat twice a year
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pre race fap
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who /allenbestwick/ here?
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Who /Otis/ here?
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>you are now Brian France
>wat do

Set up a deal for TayTay to sing every national anthem
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>>67259567
>not Bob Jenkins
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>>67259505
>Kahne's car goes flying through the catchfence because of the wet track
Calling it now
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>>67259567

>tfw no BP
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chase seems like hed be a douche
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rolling for into the catchfence
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>>67259567

WELCOME TO NASCAR HEAT
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>>67259692
Fucking GOAT

>EA will never get bombed by isis
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>matt yocum will never interview you
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>>67259789

Met him before. He's pretty cool.
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>24 and 3 on front row
wew
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wow that "banter" about headaches just got shut the fuck down
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>>67259824
>Half of the people in that photo are dead
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boogity
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>be hurt
>start race and switch drivers

What a fucking retarded system, just do away with driver points. Nobody changes teams midseason anymore
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>already Hendrick 1-2-3
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>>67259674
> Mike "Mr. Steal Yo Hauler" Harmon
> Mike "Mopar Or No Car" Harmon
> Mike "GTA" Harmon
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>>67259632
I miss Benny

also, rolling for the winner
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SPRINT AD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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knuckleheads
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>>67259864
>Nobody changes teams midseason anymore

>what is Steve Park and Jeff Green
>what is Elliott Sadler and Jeremy Mayfield.
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god damnit chase
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Predictions:

At least three "debris" cautions.

A Hendrick car will win. Elliot or Kahne

One of the Burger King cars will spin out all by himself. Just to throw a caution.

Danica will charge full speed into a large crash.

Chris Buescher will get his only top ten of the season.

Ty Dillon will cause the big one.
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>>67259841
Too soon
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>>67260066
Didn't Elliott get shitcanned for intentionally wrecking his car so that he could go home early one night?

That's how I remember it
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>>67260214
I think it was because he unintentionally wrecked his car every week.

If Mayfield hadn't been a meth addict Sadler would have gone to the Busch series sooner.
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>It's a "Pied Piper" race
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>>67260324
There was one race where Eliott Sadler turned it dead right into the wall and basically confessed on the radio as to why

He was released from his contract the next week

The only other driver I've ever seen do something like that or threaten to do that is Kyle Busch
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>Danica likes Big Ones
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What the hell happened to bump drafting?
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>>67260468
they're not gonna do that until we get closer to the end of the race
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>>67260417
Damn. I don't remember that. I can't understand why someone would rage quit like that and jeopardize his career.
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>>67260324
There was a documentary on Mayfield released about a year ago.

He had a prescription for Adderall because of ADHD. Now there is a huge difference between not being able to sit still in high school, and actually being diagnosed for ADHD. As an adult, it's crippling - you literally can't get shit done. You need meds to function like a normal human being.

He informed NASCAR and everything about the prescription, but at the time they wanted to push how great their new "Road to Recovery" system worked. Piss tested him, amphetamines obviously came up. He refused to be their poster boy for the program because he had the prescriptions to prove it. NASCAR proceeded to claim he was a drug addict. Independent researchers looked at the case and said "there's no way a meth addict was a stock car driver." NASCAR didn't care and basically ignored their stories in favor of MAYFIELD MAY POSSIBLY BE A METH ADDICT. I've got their rule book right beside me, and they get autistic about the most obscure shit. They can send you home for having a sponsor they don't approve of.

All of the charges/thefts, as well as his step mom calling him a chronic user etc, were used as a smear campaign and thrown out when they finally got to court.
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yea thats great and all but why don't they just go the speed limit to set a good example for the children?!
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>>67260468
They can get black flagged for bump drafting now.

They will all do it on the GWC anyway. You can't black flag everyone.
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>Danicles
>Muh nards
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>Danicant
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>>67260560
yeah why don't they use their headlights at the night races too? :^)
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I thought reversing in the pit area was against the rules?
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that was just awful

its time we end this patriarchy once and for all
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>PATRICK
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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Danica and Menards wreck on pit road. Two of the worst in the series.

At least NASCAR didn't fuck everything up and throw a caution.
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>daniclel
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>over the wall too soon
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>>67259163
>Danica already crashed
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Danica must have forgot where her pit stall was lol.
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On pit row
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>>67260556
true story
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>>67260556
Mayfield used to be one of my favorite drivers. I hope this is true
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I hope Kyle's engine blows up.
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>>67260556
Nascar has really done some fucked up shit.

Also, what's wrong with Tony today?

Injury flared up?
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>Joonya
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HAHA JOONYA GET FUCKED
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RIP AMELIA
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are you fuckin' kidding me
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>jr

l
m
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>Joonyah
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>>67260783
It is

NASCAR completely ostracized and black listed Jeremy Mayfield

Yet, AJ Allmendinger, who was popping adderall to get high is still in the sport
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Amelia goes straight to oblivion
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>Jewnyer
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Stream for nonburgers where?
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>fried piper
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>>67260841
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nascar49c/pop-out
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>>67259505
M E M E
A
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>DiBurrito innocent Victim
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>>67260841
cricfree

also clear browser history to get rid of the lag
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fug
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>>67260802
They don't want to risk Tony taking a big hit in the race and aggravating his injury.
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time for a lot of dale jr cautions
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>Nationwide and Farmers cars both wreck in a race sponsored by GEICO
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>>67260894
Why even start him then?
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>Hamlel
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>out

lmao
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>>67260929
Points
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>>67260929
tony gets the points because he was the driver to take the green flag
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>>67260921
I just realized that they're both Hendrick cars. I find that odd.

Also, bass pro shops sponsoring two completely unrelated teams.
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>you now remember how unstoppable Roush was at daytona and dega in 2012
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wow Jr. got his uniform off quick and went right to the water cooler
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> Dale Jr is out
> Kyle Busch wins lol
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>>67260921
Better call Jake from state farm
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>>67261031
I'm calling Flo from Progressive myself
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>>67261053
Best insurance mascot
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How unoriginal can liveries get?
>both have black hoods
>orange roof numbers
>white side numbers
>orange streaks on side
>black beneath those streaks
Just replace the the main orange on the 78 with purple and you have the exact same scheme
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>>67261077
>forgetting about the Geico cavemen
Those were GOAT insurance mascots
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>>67261081
>exact same scheme
Look closer friend.
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>>67261125
until they took things way too far and starting acting like we actually cared about "what happened to him"
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>>67261125
Got so overused and worn out though. Everybody was sick of it by the end of their run.
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Just tuned in. What did I miss?
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>>67261182
Danicles pit spaghetti.
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>>67261182
>gibbs good
>water cooler dale dead
>danikek fucks up, probably going to blame others
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Mikey's gonna win it!
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>Waltrip leading
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>>67261081
anon
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>>67261190
Well, It wouldn't be a NASCAR race without some sort of Danica shenanigans.
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Might be the last time we see a Waltrip lead a race forever.
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>Michael "I love these young drivers, want to see them get chances" Waltrip takes up a seat so he can hog the fame and run in the back AGAIN
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>>67261228
>WARNING TO ALL DRIVERS INTENSIFIES
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>Waltrip
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>MW up front
BIG ONE INCOMING
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Mikey, you idiot!
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>waltrip
Fuck you
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>truex BTFO michael waltrip, the man who fucked his career
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Did anyone expect anything less?
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>MEARS
That sucks
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>>67261285
hahahahahaha
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>what the hell happened
Kek
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MIKEY
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>>67261218
>>67261244
It was fun while it lasted
>"What the hell happened?"
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RIP INSURANCE
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WALTRIP

literally everyone saw that coming
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>Waltrip
What is a brake
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>WOAH MIKEY WOAH
now that's quality entertainment
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>waltrip in charge of steering
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THAT WAS JOEY LOGANO'S FAULT

FUCK THAT LITTLE BITCH

MIKEY DINDU NUFFINS
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>>67261233
but those are teammates
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>blaming mikey
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>>67261309
>MIKEY YEAH
>I hope Dale's okay...

Fucking triggered
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>>67261190
>>67261216

Thanks bros
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>>67261356
Doesn't matter if it wasn't his fault, his very presence up front guaranteed a wreck
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f u c k l o g a n o
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>>67261233
Those E lines were GOAT
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that save though
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>>67261396
he "saved" it right up in to the middle of the pack
bravo
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does every driver hate Mikey
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No, I will not give your chicken another chance.
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>Loltrip going straight for the pack so he can get his pitstop
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>Michael I really, really like women Waltrip
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Smoke looks old and sad.
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>>67261409
but that's my point, that could've been a lot uglier.
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>>67261455
Reminds me of your mom
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sucks t bh
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Dubs for a Danica win
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somebody wreck kryle so he can stop fixing the restarts with his butt buddy
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>stay on apron and drop to back
you'll drop like a rock, ruining it for you
>cut back up in to the middle of the pack
99% chance you cause an accident, ending the race of multiple drivers

As a veteran driver and team owner, Waltrip HAD to have known that. What an idiot.
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mikey knows crashing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzxcuV5rmA4
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I fall for the crank it up meme every time
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>>67261455
He is old and sad.
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Is DW starting to lose his mind? he's just acting crazy and senile at this point.
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is it me or is a gibbs car gonna win today
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>>67261587
carl gonna win
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>trash on the grille
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>>67261587
Hopefully, a Gibbs car that isn't Busch, Edwards, or Hamlin.
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>>67261603
>back to back to back backflips
I'm OK with this
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>>67261575
nope
been like this since forever
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>>67261636
The more backflips he does, the better the chance he fucks up on national TV.
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Fuck a thunderstorm.
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Is it just me, or is there more garbage circulating around the track today than usual at Talladega?
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>>67261667
been waiting for years, It's only almost happened once.

He actually practices the backflips as part of his workout routine during the week
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>>67261679
probably because of wind


BRING THE RAIN
BRING THE RAIN
BRING THE RAIN
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people actually watched garbage time enough for it to win awards?
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>>67261638
No he's worse ever since Jeff Gordon started sitting in the booth. I've been watching NASCAR for at least 10 years and he's an idiot but he's always been a harmless idiot with the boogity boogity boogity and shit.

But starting this year his fuckups are worse and more toxic to the rapport of the announcing crew.
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>>67261679
Don't worry, Danica will have to go to the garage eventually
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Why not just put air scoops on the hood/roof/door? Almost impossible to block
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>>67261667
pure comedy gold it would be
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>>67261679
Its the highest concentration of white trash in the country right now.
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>>67260921
God damned sponsors fix everything.

I knew it would happen but I hoped they would make it to the big one.

I'm a Kahne fan so this takes some fun out of the race. Now I'm pulling for an underdog, first time winner.
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>>67261738
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>top 3 cars are 2 3 1

This pleases me
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>>67261808
do you think 1,2,3 cars have EVER race 123?
GO MCMURRAY GET UP THERE
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>nationwide performance update
he's not even still in the race just stop the fucking shilling
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>>67261808
I've got this cap for you from a while ago
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>>67261766
the infield "festivities" are a cross between Dante and Randy Dave
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Animal lover Dale
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>>67261826
Had a long run with rusty and Dale that would make it seem reasonable, but I can't even remember who had the #1 in that era.
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>also and edible lover
What did he mean by this?
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>>67261849
oops meant for
>>67261738
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>>67261841
>mfw
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Does Dale Jr. really have pet bison? Are they pets or will he have them butchered for their delicious buffalo meat?

That's such a stereotypically weird thing for a rich person to do. Own a herd of buffalo.
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>>67261869
Rick Mast/Darrell Waltrip/Steve Park
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Danica up to 19 again?!?!
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>>67259330
>using pretentious bullshit for ceremony
>disrespecting they mighty Herc

Goddamnit, fucking legs
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>>67261936
I don't think you can own buffalo because they're an endangered species. I do know you can hunt buffalo in Utah but a permit costs you over a grand.
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>Carl riding around the back the entire race
Stop it Carl, that doesn't work. When has it ever worked except for that one time?
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>>67261979
>muh cleverness
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>Bayne wreck incoming
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>>67261960
position means literally nothing now
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>>67261969
No, you can totally own buffalo. I know someone that owns some. Ted Turner owns more buffalo than are left in the wild or some ahit like that.
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>>67262007
>halfway in
>all three Roush cars not eliminated
wreck incoming indeed
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>>67262012
It's gonna rain, bitch.
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>this racing
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>Carl staying at the back

MOVE
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Is Jeff Gordon cumming in his pants
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[Big one intensifies]
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>>67262012
I'm just amazed. She can move up 20+ places yet she can't even pit without accident.
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>>67262127

Yeah. Waltrip is jerking him off.
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HES FLIPPING
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>gimmie
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Wee a flip
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>>67262139
Noice
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That flip.
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Do a barrel roll Buscher
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>buscher
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He's okay.
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>the big 'un
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>BUESCHER
>gimmie
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I thought these cars weren't suppose to catch air anymore...
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WILD RIDE
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That was as lazy a high-speed roll as I can remember.
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>>67262139
Does that count? Do I get some (you)s?
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CARL NO
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this is not the only flip we see today :)
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Bueschers wife is a hottie. Jesus.
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>those armpits

muh dik
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Damn dude.
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>>67262196
that was only the beginning, the real big one is still to come
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mcflurry is completely worthless
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FUCK
This completely ruins the drama
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>>67262189
top kek
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Buescher flips.

I was sure he would have a top ten race today. His team always steals the show.
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i remember when i would flip my shit whenever a car flipped but now its meh
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Here comes another bullshit aero package.
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>WAG shot for no reason
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Lucky dog?
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failure in roof flap deployment?
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>>67262277
God damn it.
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>gillyland
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You know that guy who flipped is going balls deep in that qt tonight
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>>67261869
Texas Terry in 1990, Rick Mast in the early-mid 90s.
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YES GILLILAND
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>Everyone talking about roof flaps

That kind of rollover can happen anywhere. Roof flaps are completely useless when you get drilled in the right rear and all of the car's weight is suddenly on the left side.
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>waltrip 7th
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Jimmie would have gotten through if Danica didn't overreact like she does everytime a car around her spins.
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>>67262204
Let me tell you something about aerodynamics...

Captcha:Select all pickup truck
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>>67262204
You can't really prevent flips with that hard of an impact.

It seems like they flip less now. Not like the old wrecks where the cars would do 5+ barrel rolls.
>>
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>>67262335
they didn't go back up because they were crushed in to the roof
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How the fuck is Danica the leader
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>from the creators of House MD

recording now.
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>booby labonte
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>>67262339
She was gonna drive straight into Dillon if she didn't
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>stay at back entire race to avoids wrecks
>one finally breaks out and you go right in to it
CARL NO
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First time watching Nascar here. How long until the big one happens? and can we expect more roll overs?
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>>67262388
>nascar calls the race just like indycar
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>>67262388

The Jews.
>>
>>67262364
Fuck, that's actually pretty violent
>>
>if starts raining, Danica wins

WAT
>>
>watch for truex to hook up with his teammate
Is he teammates with Danica?
>>
I'm pretty impressed by Jimmie Johnson keeping his car off the wall when he spun like that.
>>
>>67262388
the good thing is that we'll probably see her wreck again? how much money on a flip?
>>
>dis top 3
>>
>>67262424
>>67262388
>>
>>67262364
Is Buescher from Germany?
>>
>that fucking Trump flag
Dammit /pol/
>>
>Trump flag
>Confederate flag

wew
>>
>>67262432
He's amazingly good at not wrecking. He seems to do it all the time.
>>
>Nascar given perfect opportunity to give Danica a win
There's no way they don't call it here
>>
>>67262427
kek

truex is a single car team with an alliance with the JGR team
>>
>>67262339
I'll allow it since she wrecked Cock Johnson.
>>
>>67262457
I think Klaus Graf was the last German to race in NASCAR

>no NASCAR at Lausitz ;_;
>>
>>67262465
>>67262466
MAGA
>>
I just want to barrel roll at 200 mph once in my life then fuck my hot wife later that night
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>Play it Safe

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
>>
>DEBRIS
They really want another Harvick win don't they?
>>
>>67262501
>France will never go full meme and set up an xfinity race at nurburgring
>>
Has there ever been an uglier team than kes and logano?
>>
Who has the bigger dick between Logano and Danica?
>>
>>67262501
>tfw 100km away from Lausitzring

I'd watch the shit out of that round
Imagine the memes
>le no banking tricky triangle
>>
>>67262567

Your mom and dad.
>>
>>67262544
I just want the Canadian race back.
>>
>>67262544
I'd pay good money to watch 600 miles of that.
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>>67262590
>>
>Elliot, Krut, Kenseth

I wouldn't mind if they called it with this top 3.
>>
>>67262465

>watch a nascar race
>election year
>expect to see shillary and boiney flags
>>
>>67262590
xD
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gogogo chase is a faggot
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>>67262544
reminds me to watch the Euro WHELEN series at some point (just GP circuit ofc)
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>>67262567
There will be once RCR becomes Dillon, Dillon, Scott and Gaughan.
>>
Rain is going away for now
>>
dammit chase
>>
What's a restrictor plate?
>>
>>67262658
Gaughan's retiring and Scott doesn't race for them anymore
>>
>>67262697
Oh fuck yeah!
>>
>>67262715
Don't worry, Bayne is still 3rd.
Imagine the baneposting levels if he won.
>>
>>67262720
a physical plate placed over the engine's intake manifold that limits the amount of air that can flow into it
>>
>>67262656
The new Euro NASCAR cars are looking great
>>
>junebug
>>
>joonya again and on fire

Quick! Someone get his a water cooler!
>>
FIRE
>>
the fuck jr
>>
>Junior
JUST
U
S
T
>>
lmao dale is still useless
>>
>tfw Amelia ends up like irl Amelia
>>
FAAAACK
>>
Holy shit those bantz Mike joy
>>
>Joonyah
>Edwards
why
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>
>>
Dale again? WTF man.
>>
Amelia BTFO
>>
Just let Amelia die already

Let her burn to the ground

Don't even call the fire crew over
>>
FUCKIMG CARL EVERY FUCKING TIME STOP STAYING AT THE BACK
>>
>>67262768
That looks sexy
>>
jr just got sr'd, thank fuck for the meme barrier.
>>
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>JR will never EVER win a championship
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>dammit edwards
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RIP in piece Amelia
>>
Call blows up and kills Jr.
>>
Good to know the Toyota Tundra is built in Texas.
>>
>>67262821
Literally any top 25 driver can win it now
>>
>>67262768
Jesus christ, why don't we have this?
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I turned the channel. what happened?
>>
>>67262768
Does this get aired on American TV?
>>
i feel sorry for carlbro lol
>>
Amelia is dead.
>>
>>67262857
Carl Blew a Tire
Took out Junior
>>
>>67262768
I like it.
>>
>>67262819
>>
>>67262857
Junyah fucked up again.
>>
Bayne is the next Michael Waltrip. He will only be able to compete at super speedways.
>>
BAYNE?
>>
JWL checkit
>>
>>67262842
Because boring 4 door sedans are what the goyim want.
>>
>monza
>max banking: 80%
it hurts to see monza's oval not used anymore
>>
>>67262881
road courses only?
>>
>>67262831
Texan here. Hardly anyone here drives them.
>>
Why did they only show the replay once?

Trying to be nice to junior?

Fuck that
>>
>>67262881
At least from the front.

>>67262896
Bayne has been improving on the intermediate tracks
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>>67262896
atleast bayne can do it without an earnhardt pushing him and blocking for him
>>
Can Danica win?
>>
>>67262954
if danica won she would end up wrecking on the way to victory lane
>>
>>67262824
underrated
>>
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>Carl and Jr will never finish a plate race ever again
>>
>>67262919
They race on a peculiar oval in The Netherlands. It's in Venray

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xEJiSYDcc8
>>
>>67262954
>Danica
>win

Pick one
>>
Over under on final lap number?

How many laps ahead of it will drivers Be notified?
>>
>>67262881
Looks nice. Kind of reminds me of the cars we had in NASCAR before they fucked everything up with the car of tomorrow.

Is this season in progress right now? I would watch it if there's a stream available.
>>
>>67262896
Waltrip is a bit better than him. Lot of people give Waltrip a bad name, he wasn't that bad.
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>>67262954
>>
>>67263023
Mikey please go
>>
>>67262986
Tonywithhisgroupie.jpg
>>
>>67263023
He finished like 3rd at Rockingham or something and did donuts to celebrate
>>
>>67262768

i am fully erect now

t-thanks
>>
>>67262951
Bayne won when 35 other cars crashed out. It wasn't that great.
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>>67262994
>>
>>67262835
And yet, he won't
>>
>>67263034
>>67263050
Waltrip finished 12th in the final standings a couple of years. Bayne will never get that close, he will be about 20th-22nd this year.
>>
who /LP9/ here?
>>
>>67263004
Pls
>>
>>67263100
Really? I seriously thought he was better than that. He never finished above 12th??
>>
>>67262994
ARCA brakes!
>>
>>67262870
no
>>
>>67263094
>yo dawg I heard you like ovals
>>
Can't watch the race right now, how many more laps until the finish? Have I missed anything good?
>>
Mfw a yuropoor will never be able to park his home in the infield and watch the race from his roof
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>>67263144
73 laps.
>>
>>67263127
Nope. To be fair to him, the time when he did it had about a similar amount of full time "competitive" drivers.
>>
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>We been runnin roof flaps for twenty years
God dammit, I feel old.
>>
>>67263149
>
>>
>>67263144
Missed much? No. It's being pretty normal teaching with a few minor accidents.
It started to look great with reason approaching but has settled down.
>>
>67262914

>no more race at the Monza oval
>no more race at Sitges-Terramar bar Miguel Molina doing laps for shit and giggles.
>no more race at Rockingham nor Lausitzring ovals
>no more race at Milhas
> nothing at all at the Nardo Ring
>only true oval operationnal in Yurop is fucking Tours

JUST
A international NASCAR series can be made, imagine rcing these things at Raffaela, Welcom, Motegi (if only the base strutures of the oval are not that fucked up) or some ovals in Australia (Thundedome?)...
>>
>>67263154
It won't be stopped for rain?
>>
>>67262954
Danica won't win a Super Speedway race ever because no one trusts her. The only way she would have a chance at winning is majority of the field wrecks.
>>
He was driving without a steering wheel?
>>
>>67263010
http://www.fanschoice.tv/watch-live/nascar/euro
http://fanschoice.tv/schedule?view=default
Next race is May 15 at midnight eastern. They also have the previous races archived.
>>
JOONYA TAKE THE WHEEL!
>>
>>67263218
Absolute Madman
>>
Hendrick please
>>
Jr is a boss.

>Doesn't need a steering wheel.
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>>67263029
>>
Bayne can do it.
>>
>Jeff losing his spaghetti

He almost popped out that crap, barely caught himself there
>>
>>67263183
Motegi has no intentions of rebuilding the oval.
>>
Right now Hamlin and Patrick are side by side in the pack. Let's watch and see who makes it to the front.
>>
>>67263010
They will be racing on the only oval in the calendar on May 15-16

There may, or may not be a stream

http://hometracks.nascar.com/series/whelen-euro-series
>>
>>67263183
>>67263275
motegi uses the oval as parking for the road course races
>>
New capeshit movie looks horrible
>>
>>67263264

>mfw smell my own pussy
>>
>>67263275
the oval got torn down?
>>
>>67262824
This is funny. I don't want it to go unnoticed.

I bet Nascarcasm will post the same joke and get thousands of likes.
>>
>>67263127

He was 5th in points for most of 2003 before having a terrible final 10 races. That was his best season ever.
>>
>>67263357
>paying to watch 2 hours of CGI
>>
>>67263264
>an entire career of racing top tier equipment
1 win due to a rain shortened race
>>
>>67263333
Check em
>>
Is Mountain Dew the patrician choice for nascar fans?
>>
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>come in to this thread late
>Ctrl+F "big"
>the big one hasn't happened yet
>>
>>67263377
*fuel-strategy
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>you can only answer in emojis
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>>67263365
It's still damaged from the 2011 Earthquake that hit Japan.
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>>67263362
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>>67263362
>>
>mental health month
We are running out of months to claim for charity
>>
>>67263264
>Danica had an orgy with some schoolgirls after winning the race
>>
>>67263346
They use it as an entire front spectator area these days.

>>67263365
No but the banking got totally fucked by the foundation shifting.
>>
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>>67263416
>Japan
>earthquake
>>
Why the fuck don't they make any nascar games anymore? We need a new one
>>
>>67263219
>>67263337
Thanks, I'll check it out. I love the lower level stock car series.
>>
Tell me about Bayne, why does he lead the race?
>>
lmao kahne
>>
Tell me about Kahne, why is he so fucking bad?
>>
Kasey Kahne lol

ALL FOUR HENDRICK CARS: REKT
>>
>kissy
>>
>Mental Health awareness month

Kek, why?

Just round them up. And burn them, we need a society with no imperfections
>>
>crashing by yourself
>>
>Hendrick cars dying.

Damn.
>>
>>67263399

Cheerwine or nothing

>Damaged cars fucking up
>>
I guess the lesson of today's race is that if you go off the track, stay off.
>>
>bhane
>>
>Ku Kuck Kahne
>>
>>67263503
chase is still running at least
>>
How does he still have a fucking ride with Hendrick?
>>
Doing his best Danica impersonation
>>
>Hendrick in charge of car repairs
>>
>>67263467

Because eutechnix sold the rights to some small studio that is looking more and more like a Money laundering scheme
>>
>>67263467

Dusenberry-Martin took over the license and is supposed to release something *eventually*
>>
>>67263467
There's one coming later this year from DMRracing games. Supposed to be NextGen and devoid of any involvement from Eutechnyx. Don't have any other info besides that.
>>
>>67263467
They've tried and failed so many times
>>
Kasey wrecked again. Fuck my life.

I'll just pretend he was plugging his sponsor.
>>
>>67263517
>today's lesson: F1 style points
>>
>>67263521
fug, I forgot about him

Don't worry, meme magic will make it happen
>>
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>tfw khane fan

Why do I bother tBH
>>
>>67263275
>>67263183
Holy shit, it's the first time I hear about damage to Motegi's oval. Any photos?
>>
DEGA DEATH DERBY 2016
>>
>DANNY
>>
>>67263508

>5edgy8me
>>
>>67263536
sponsors
>>67263467
all you need is NR2003 with mods
>>
LANDON
A
N
D
O
N
>>
>doing donuts on pit road
Is that a penalty?
>>
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Why does Kahne continue to embarrass the legacy of the No. 5?
>>
>driving the wrong way in pit lane
>>
>denmeme memelin
>>
>Angry Birds movie

So it's come to this, huh?
>>
>>67263596
>there will never be a NASCAR game as good as the ones on ps2 from 2003-2006
>>
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So front straight = hospitality area, oval pits = V stand so that the lower seats are closer to the track.
>>
>>67263596
>all you need is NR2003 with mods

isn't that the truth

with mods, it still beats every NASCAR game ever released since
>>
>>67263615
>mark fartin
>casey mears

Can't be any worse than them lad
>>
>>67263629
>in 3d and Real D 3d
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>67263596
>NR2003
Is ancient and has a dying community.
>>
Denny's didn't wreck. He simply entered his pit stall in the coolest way possible.

>>67263536
Because he's the sexiest driver in NASCAR and all the girls/gays love him.
>>
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>>67263638
>dat art style

2 NUKES WASN'T ENOUGH
>>
>>67263667
Go to the Real D showing if you want the Real D
>>
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>>67263638
>that flag
>that language
>>
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>>67263615
>Terry "retire when I desire" Labonte
>>
>>67263653
But a new game with decent physics would blow it out of the water.

Nostalgia goggles are the only reason nr2003 seems good.
>>
>Newman up front
Mega flip incoming
>>
>>67263702
Posting here is a mental disorder
>>
>>67263637
>nascar: dirt to daytona
>nascar thunder 2003
>nascar 2005: chase for the cup
hnnnnng muh dick

i still play those with my shitty old logitech wheel
>>
WHITT BOY LEADING
>>
just tuning in wat happen to jr
>>
>>67263637
Thunder 2004 was GOAT.
>>
>focus on little kids in a pool

Fox producers are pedos

CONFIRMED
>>
>>67263719
The latest NASCAR games had good physics and all. If they have been buggy as fuck they would have been easily better than the old ones.
>>
>>67263719
Well yeah, a new good game would be better

But we don't have that
>>
>>67263719
We're all waiting on such a game to be made until then... it's NR2003 or spend $$$$$$$$ on iracing
>>
>>67263730
>Wanting Another Ryan "Muh Safety" Newman rant.
Like I'm all for the progression of safety in Motorsports bur Newman is a punk. Whenver he gets involved in a Superspeedway wreck
>>
>>67263596

>nr2003

Kek. 90% of that community is moving to iRacing

The ones left are boomers still running Windows XP and little kids who don't have their parents credit card info
>>
>>67263689
>how was your weekend
>>
>>67263786
anon from 2011-2014 they all had the same engine and the same bugs with just different car models, you'd get the AI going 4 wide all the way through the field at daytona and other shit like that
>>
>>67263629

/pol/ loves it because it's a direct allegory to the European refugee crisis.
>>
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why are there so many autistic race fans? just look at comments on any nascar related anything including instagram and twitter, especially drivers.
>>
>>67263740
>there will never be a mod to update 05
Career mode was GOAT
>>
RUNNIN A TRAIN ON EACHOTHER
>>
>>67263786
Any sports game in the last 6ish years has been objectively worse than their predecessors. They realized that to pump out a game every year they can't make a game too good or else people won't be bothered to pay a $60 yearly fee for a roster update. They take out the most fun modes and limit the fuck out of the games so that you'll keep buying the next one hoping they bring back the old fun modes you played when you were a kid. Shit like the situation mode where you had to survive the big one or finish the last 4 laps with low fuel, that will never be back. Da joos have ruined the industry.
>>
Just fucking put Hurrvick in the grass, Bread.
>>
>>67263862

Because it's one of the few sports where the competitors are dumb enough to interact with their fans

Tho. I like Jr. His Twitter doesn't have a "better than you" vibe like most NFL quarterbacks do
>>
NEW
>>67263895
>>67263895
>>67263895
>>67263895
>>67263895
>>
>>67263891
>Shit like the situation mode where you had to survive the big one or finish the last 4 laps with low fuel, that will never be back.

Had so much fun with that too.
>>
Anyone have any Trevor Bayne Bane memes?
>>
Who the fuck even is Larson?
>>
>>67263629
It actually is very anti-immigration and redpilled

Me and my /pol/ friends irl are going to see it when it comes out
>>
>>67263942
>/pol/
>friends
>>
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>>67263585
Google drove around it in 2012, I think.
>>
Larson in the lead.
>>
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>>67263183
>tfw no monthlery

>>67263585
here
>>
BIG ONE
>>
It's the big one
>>
>Logano and Keselowski restarting 1st row
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