Official Southampton vs City match thread 1
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>City
Hart, Zabaleta, Otamendi, Mangala, Kolarov, Delph, Fernandinho, Nasri, Sterling, Iheanacho, Bony
Caballero, Sagna, Clichy, Demichelis, Fernando, Navas, Aguero
enjoy europa league manure
>>67257029
Prepare for some serious hoofball.
>Move kick off to 4:30 to show Leicester celebrating the title
>Don't
literally no one cares
>Argentina is the main nationality in an English club
wew lad
who m/a/n city here?
imagine spending £150m in one summer on an already stacked squad and finishing below arsenal, spurs and leicester
>>67257014
Fernandinho, Sterling and Otamendi injury pls
>>67257500
>below arsenal
Won't happen.
Hell, we can still finish above Spurs.
>>67257531
lol okay good luck with that
>we
>>67257562
Nothing to do with luck senpai
How fucked are we?
>>67257461
fuck the fa
>>67257500
manure??
>>67257639
Its ogre. You slipped up.
Who gives a shit
>>67257531
>we
which post-2007 year did you start supporting man shitty, you greasy student spaz?
CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE CLASIE
>>67257693
That manlet will never score
>>67257681
>greasy student spaz
I'm old enough to be your mum's husband, you little shit.
who /arse/ here? can almost taste that third place trophy
another second team
man city literally just a team full of niggers lol
hattrick
funny how mongs like mane do nothing all season but when they play a good team they suddenly spring to life
South Ampton to be BLACKED by Bony and Nacho
Why do these games end in a draw?
>>67257882
>Lads, it's Tottenham
lester might be champion with less points than the fourth positioned team in 2013-2014. Manchester City ended with more than 10 points more than what Leicester has now. That resumes how shit the big teams played this season
southampton are taking bids on 'player experiences' at the end of the season. what would you go for?
• A nice spaghetti meal with Victor Wanyama.
• Tenpin bowling with Jordy Clasie and Cuco Martina.
• A VIP cricket experience with Charlie Austin.
• Darts with Oriol Romeu, Juanmi and Paulo Gazzaniga.
• FIFA 16 with Virgil van Dijk and Ryan Bertrand.
• Go-karting with José Fonte and Cédric.
• A round of golf with Shane Long and Steven Davis.
• A haircut with Graziano Pellè and his barber.
• A kit man experience for a Premier League game.
• A game of table tennis with Sadio Mané.
• A spa day with Dušan Tadić and Florin Gardos.
• Three sets of tennis with Harrison Reed and Matt Targett.
• A sushi lunch with Maya Yoshida.
• A round of golf with James Ward-Prowse and Jay Rodriguez.
• A goalkeeping session with Kelvin Davis, Fraser Forster and Maarten Stekelenburg.
It's weird how everyone just kind of forgot about Southampton this season. They were the meme team of choice the last two years in a row
>le spiky hair black man
think im going to order a bbq chicken and bacon pizza
>>67257924
Because they started selling players and are now just seen as a cuck club
>>67257905
It like our league during the years when top clubs went to shit.
>that season when River was 13th and Boca was 16th in the league
I crey evrytiem
>>67257954
>bacon
When will this meme end?
whos the bigger nigger, Sterling or Mane
Good match lads, post your waifu
>>67258051
Mane sure.
>Sterling in the starting 11
Did they want to actually win this game or not?
>>67258052
southampton completely owning this match. likely to end 0-1.
Stairlol
remember when that team paid 5 x £10,000,000 for him
SIX FOOT SEVEN
YOU'RE JUST A SHIT FRASER FORSTER
C'mon soton.
that was coming
ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL
3RD PLACE TROPHY HERE WE COME
CITEH A SHIT
gwan shane
PHONECALL INCOMING
SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG SCHLONG
lol man shitty are so, so bad
KOEMAN KOEMAN KOEMAN KOEMAN
Otamendi is legitimately one of the worst defenders I have ever seen. And he was rated the best CB in La Liga? lol
Man, I can't wait for Otamendi to be gone next season.
i know alot of these citeh players aren't regular starters, but fuck, shouldn't such a monied club have a better, more cohesive unit to field than this?
Pellegrini doesn't give a single fuck.
>bony
>stershit
>otamendi
>mangala
200 MILLION POUNDS
>>67258268
yes >we should
IT'S ALLLLL OVER
2-0
>I don't rate Shane Long
The Irish Vardy.
RING RING RING RING RING
swansea
DAS IT MANE
HAHAHAHAHAHA
ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL
GET FUCKED YOU ARAB OIL CUNTS
>C I T E H
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
m-most dangerous lead...?
DAS IT MANE
>>67258272
>Making city lose top 4
>Cuck Pep in the Champions League Final
Based Pellegrini
>>67258281
>the african tribal village of manc
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT
A
S
I
T
>That saints fan
That heart
JUST
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE DAS IT MANE
>>67258317
But then Pep will still be in the CL next season.
KOEMAN KOEMAN KOEMAN KOEMAN
KOEMAN KOEMAN KOEMAN KOEMAN
KOEMAN
ARSENAL 4TH PLACE TROPHY IN SERIOUS JEOPARDY
southampton = new leicester
screencap this
TSU?
>>67258351
Southampton was a meme team before Leicester.
EUROPA LEAGUE NEXT SEASON, SHITTY
WE WUZ GOALSCORERS N SHEEEIT
MANE IT DAS
>>67258351
It's the other war around, m8.
TSU.
>The city of Manchester City
>>67258358
I don't get it
>davis
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
>>67258390
way* fuck this shit.
>>67258398
Enjoy Europa league wanker
Will man shitty be the worst ever side to finish in the top 4 if they manage to do it?
Pep has a lot of work to do lmao
So much shite in the City squad it's unreal
>tottenham will play chelsea, southampton and an inform newcastle
>have to win all the matches
Meme magic has prevailed, not that there was ever any doubt.
>>67258365
>>67258394
>>67258410
>>67258418
Context please
do you think Pep is watching?
Can't wait for us to tear man shitty a new arsehole next weekend after they get thumped by Halal
>>67258448
*sigh* fucking newfags
shane long is one of the most mercurial players in the league. you can tell within minutes of kick-off whether or not he's going to be in the goals.
>>67258448
>being this new to a Cape Verdean furniture swapping forum
>>67258466
been here since 2008, called out the dutch bandwagoner for a while and have no idea he got doxxed. when did it happen?
>>67258466
>*sigh*
>>67258485
He posted a picture of himself.
>>67258485
>been here since 2008
>>67258482
>Cape Verdean furniture swapping forum
first one of these in a long time to make me giggle cheers m8
>>67258317
>City
>Bayern
>CL final
>>67258448
There's a shittalking cuckold by the name of Dutchcuck who disappears whenever City get shat on and claims he's on the phone
Holy shit Martina is actually good. Who would have thought.
You must defeat Shane Long to stand a chance!
>>67258485
he actually goes to games but
bigger supporter than the moyes trip that lives in suffolk and has never been to old trafford
>>67258421
I wanked on ur mums tits prick
>>67258429
Easily the weakest City squad for the last like 5 years. People often accuse Man United for spending their money poorly but Pellegrini's decisions this last season have been Mark Hughes tier.
>>67258550
kek, thanks brah.
>>67258532
no-one. his nickname at twente was 'venster lecker' (window licker) and coco the clown. i don't think anyone could believe southampton bought him when >we did.
he looked awful in his first few games to be fair, but has got to be the most improved player in the squad. his arsenal goal helped with that also.
>>67258562
He went to one City game in his entire life
To be fair that's one more than 90% of City fans
>>67258565
Didn't realise 14 year olds posted on /sp/
>>67258580
trip on
MOSHI MOSHI?
Your mum drives a fast car
>>67258582
26 mate
anyone else think the dutch city plastic is good looking?
no homo, i'm not even gay. I just think he's good looking, like for a dude
>>67258597
lmao grow up you fucking dunce
>>67258566
Agreed, they're still mostly relying on the ageing spine that won them the title in 2012. Now that Yaya and Silva's gone off the boil it's gone all pear shaped for City.
De Bruyne and Fernandinho are really the only good transfers they made in years, and they still cost a fortune.
Jesus Saints are murdering em here
>>67258604
Nice try, Dutch City plastic proxy.
>>67258604
faggot
>>67258604
>that american who constantly sucks the DSBs dick
IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO IAN NACHO
why are we the only one playing on sunday la?
RING RING
the most dangerous
I WANT TO BE
A NACHO MAN
He is so good wtf
NO ERA GOL
>>67258651
what part of Manchester you from m8
>needing this kind of luck to score against soudhamten
>the most dangerous lead
fuck yeah Nacho!
lol Ian Nacho is twice as good as Sterlel and he cost basically nothing in comparison.
>>67258667
If he's so good why was he completely invisible during the Real Madrid game?
>>67258650
saw this thinking it was a shitpost. no sooner had i dismissed it that ian nacho scored a goal. typical saints.
BRAISE JESUS LORD GOD BRAISE HIM
>>67258563
mods
i think DCBW's phonecall is going to end soon lads..
>nobody wants to take the corner
post manc slags
dutch flag still M.I.A
webms?
da fuq ref
>Ending the half right when the corner is about to be taken
Cause for murder
>>67258750
based Dutchbro needs to rest for the Champions League
Lads????
>>67258773
why do you suck his dick so much?
>>67258785
u mad?
>>67258778
Why didn't you put your life savings on that
/halftimesmoke/
By how many goals will City lose to Real? If I was European I'd bet on 4-0 Madrid, at the minimum.
>>67258778
cash out n buy a freddo
>>67258814
Probably a comfortable 3-0, Madrid will want to get that easy game out of the way to focus on the league.
>>67258778
wait until the cash out is at least 3-4
>>67258814
>If I was European
What difference does that make?
>>67258837
Nothing, I'm an idiot.
>>67258834
Alright, you're the boss.
>>67258667
>does fuck all all half then scores a tap in header from five yards after the ball literally deflects to him
>omg why is he so good wtf xD?
why are ameriniggers so retarded?
>City lose this
>Arse snatch a cheeky win next week to keep the pressure of Wenger
>West Ham win out
>yfw da Hammers in da CL
if city don't at least draw this their top 4 place is in serious danger. United 4 pts behind with a game in hand and Arsenal coming to the etihad
>>67258778
which bookmaker is that?
>>67258871
Just need Real Madrid to batter them.
>>67258881
Bill Hill.
>>67258880
>Arsenal coming to the etihad
City will be out of the CL by then so they may actually play well.
>>67258862
>le taps ins are bad meme
>>67258612
Actually pretty smart mate so watch your tone
FUCK
U
C
K
>kolarov is a professional footballer
>hammers, foxes, yids and gunners representing England in Europe
Thank fuck City and Liverpool rescued the coefficient this season. None of those teams will get past the Ro16
>>67258612
>>67258904
>this is what /sp/ has come to
>>67258906
Arsenal will win the CL next year
>>67258906
Pep might do something with City, Spuds is a well organized and defensively strong side so they can be decent in Europe; Lester and Arse though, embarrassing.
>>67258934
I come here to discuss football in depth pal, come on u Saints!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I was about to eat during half time and they fucked up my order.
It was supposed to be a sriracha curly fries burger. There is no sriracha, no curly fries, and burger patty. Basically a grilled cheese. How the fuck leave out everything thats in the name of the item!
Sorry. Just venting my anger.
>>67258943
Leicester are a wild card. If Apoel Nicosia can make it to the quarters then so can Leicester.
What's the sexiest British accent for a woman?
>>67258906
I'm not even sure 3 of those teams could make it out of their CL group or do anything in the EL. I'm not even sure if Arsenal could escape their group this time.
>>67258963
man, if i were you i'd be so mad, i'd leave a negative review on Yelp!
>>67258963
>amerifood
>>67258943
I think you mean
>Leicester where just better than everyone else
>>67258979
Geordie obviously
>>67258963
jesus
do people actually put that shit near their mouth or something?
>>67258979
Whatever Rebecca Lowe is.
>>67258978
Maybe if they lucky out an easy group, but they can still get Real/Atletico, Dortmund or Napoli in the GS.
>>67258963
Is that yellow stuff meant to be cheese?
>>67259016
good man
>>67259006
Did I actually just type "where"
fucking disappointed in myself
That scientist from the Geico ad, is that the Half Life 1 voice actor?
City on suicide watch.
Who the fuck pays to watch WWE
>>67259053
manchildren
>>67258963
Call and tell them they fucked up?
>>67259017
Yeah but it's more likely they'll get a decent draw.
>>67259053
WWE is a real sport and belongs on /sp/
>>67259092
this.
>>67257014
>match thread 1
>1
>actually believing there would be a second one
Fuxkken kek
>>67258979
maizey williamsons accent
Why not rest every starter?
The cl semis is far more important
>>67259092
>>67259113
You know the rules
And so do I
>>67258943
Pep will completely disregard Europa though
>Ranieri gonna miss the spuds match to have lunch with his mum
What a man
>>67259114
kind of bittersweet how memehampton came to an end and it's only the real /lifelongs/ in here and neutrals. oh well, maybe in another year or two.
>>67258979
glaswegian
LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY LOVE
>>67258985
>>67258998
>>67259011
>>67259030
>>67259066
It's all good now. I went back and complained about my order (it's right across the street). Luckily, the franchise owner was there and offered me free food.
Who /arse/ here?
>>67259206
>WE DON'T MAKE IT 'TIL YOU ORDER IT. ®
in your unfortunate case, should have just been 'we don't make it'.
>>67258657
>>67258678
>the most cancerous meme
>>67259206
looks like a good snack, burgerfriend
You think Roy will call up Iheanacho for the Euros?
DAS IT
DAS IT
A
S
I
T
DAS IT MANE
>Joe Fart
goal of the season
>>67259207
Fuck off arse
COS I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
RING RING
RING RING
RING RING
RING RING
RING RING
DAS IT MANE
BIG
BLACK
MANE
DAS IT MANE
>I dont rate Mane
city will finish 5th
Cap this
>>67259313
fuck my /arse/
BOUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
D A S I T
A
S
I
T
>>67259346
No.
D A S I T
A
S
I
T
>>67259311
webm where?
Das it hattrick incoming
>>67259371
Why are they pointing at one another?
>>67259371
someone should shop dutch kid in there
>Romeu
It's over. City are fucked.
>>67259207
this is not an /arse/ thread, so make like your flag, and leave.
>>67259335
He had a shitty spell mid season but he's back on form now
FUCK who scored? Mom won't let me vape in the house anymore so went outside real quick.
>>67258963
>>67259206
>american cusine
>Demi fucking chelis
>>67259413
DAS
BLOOTER
>>67259371
two_men_with_huge_asses_enter_jacuzzi
>>67259433
MANE
>>67259433
MANE
SLIPPY T
>>67259207
/here/
enjoying this shitty collapse 2bh
>>67259153
what a liar too
kickoff is at 8pm
>>67259401
>make like your flag, and leave
>>67259433
my ex gf used to say she liked men with big buttocks
Is sterling the flop of the century?
>Navas
HAHAHAHAHAHA THEY ALREADY GAVE UP
>>67259471
>>67259442
oops wrong post
the same man city which can't sell out the stamford bridge away end
>le cut outside and overhit a cross man
>>67259477
it's a tie between him, flacao and di maria. this decade, at least.
Is there a realistic chance city could blow top 4
Bear in mind United and wet spam are the only teams that could take it away and they play each other for the second last game of the season
City is a goldmine team for mediocre players agents. They say anything to them and they buy it.
What place would P$G end up in the Premier league?
I reckon they'd place 6th
RING RING RING
>>67259520
above aston villa
>>67259471
she also liked men with small penises which is why she dated you
>I believe Otamerdi and Mongala can stop Ronaldo at Bernabeu
>>67259528
BANANA PHONE
Why is Manchester City so bad?
favourite city player?
man geller?
demi chaylis?
otto mendy?
ian nacho?
coller roth?
>>67259479
What's this about people constantly shitting on players like Navas and Kolarov? They're easily some of the better players on this City team, they always work hard with their runs and attempted crosses etc, certainly much more than players like Nacho, Aguero and Silva who spend the entire game standing still waiting for that one good pass to get a free goal.
Van Dijk is the GOAT defender
what the fuck city
DAS IT
>>67259565
Fuck off mate this is a SH victory thread now
DAS
That is it, Mane
DAS
Lads this is rape.
DAS IT MANE
MANE
IT
DAS
DAS
DAS E.T.
DAS IT MANE
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELL
SO THAT I COULD LEAVE /sp/
>>67259563
Because Allah wills it
DAS FUCKIN IT MANE
DAS IT MANE
Is Mane elite?
DASSSSSSSSS IT MANNNNNNNNNNNNE
DAS IT MANE
CITY ARE SHOCKING
COULD THIS BE THE LONGEST PHONECALL EVER?
DAS IT MANE
DAS
IT
MANE
>>67259586
MANE
Literally every southhampton game i've seen Mane has scored 2-3 goals. how many goals does this fucker have
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT MANE
MEME POWER
E
M
E
P
O
W
E
R
>>67259563
They are just mediocre. The money makes you expect something from them, but their squad is mediocre.
The city of Shitty
who /lifelong/ here
HATTTRICK
HATTTRICK
HATTTRICK
Shitty are so shit its embarassing
Pellegrini a shit
>3-1 down
>Aguero on the bench
>Bring on Demikekis and Navas
Fuck off, you old cunt
>>67259371
>wide hips, big thighs and ass
>male
I too know dem feels
>>67259626
feast or famine. he's only got 10 or so league goals this season.
D A S
>tfw City get TSUU'd
is the phone ringing?
>>67259653
Save Aguero for Madrid, no?
>>67259389
Das it.
>>67259655
how did they find his pic?
>>67259653
>3-1 down
Try four.
>>67259655
Delete this
>>67259690
he posted it himself
RING RING
RING RING
>>67259690
IIRC he posted it himself like an idiot.
>>67259690
he posted it himself
>Bony
>Delph
>Nasri
>Mengele
>Demichelis
>Navas
>Kolarov
>>67259693
3-1 when he brought them on, you spastic
>>67259685
Fuck Madrid desu
CAN SOMEONE ANSWER THE PHONE PLEASE
So who is finishing fourth?
KANKER
>>67259716
why is he a meme
>>67259639
Genuine /lifelong/ here
Had a fucking season ticket through championship relegation and league one and I can't afford one now
Why is Pellegrini so obsessed with playing 4-4-2 when it's utter shit?
>winning 4-1 against a team which shut halal madrid out a few days ago.
>>67259742
United
>>67259716
we've made a lot of images about the dutchfag russianbro
>>67259749
He was born a meme
>>67259749
because /sp/ needs more memes
>>67259762
good times
>>67259742
west ham
>>67259762
>>67259774
bless your souls lads
>>67259760
Literally a thumb with a face and a hairpiece
There's really no justification for City have so many of this thrashings. I don't care if they're waiting for CL ffs they're a billion pound "super" team.
If Arsenal beat City and United somehow don't choke the remaining games, then United
Literally any of the other infinite outcomes, then City
>>67259759
He's a romantic
>>67259742
>>67259761
>>67259777
yeah west ham for 4th definitely
>>67259792
>>67259774
>>67259762
>>67259716
explain this meme
>City
>>67259798
>implying based SWANS won't destroy shitty
>>67259804
>>67259804
If Arsenal can beat City next week (unlikely) then I think West Ham for 4th. They'll batter United in the last game at Upton park.
>>67259806
it's the picture of the treda starter
>>67259750
official member m8
>>67259806
Scroll up
>>67259825
You mean like they did in the FA Cup?
Oh.... wait a minute...
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
If Manure win the FA Cup, and assuming Liverpool don't win the EL, how many league places qualify for the EL? 5-7?
Lads, its already May
GARETH BALE
HE'S COMING FOR YOU
>mfw Andy Carroll conceding a penalty in the last seconds of injury time will probably cost West Ham 4th place
Hit it, Prowsey.
I love Long
always makes me laugh when shit teams magically become barcelona when they play a good team
then the following weekend they lose to norwich
yeahhhh city back in it
DAS IT
M A N E
A
N
E
I WANT TO BE
A
NACHO MAN
IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN IAN
Martial's better
muh god muh sky fairy fuck off nacho
Iheanacho deserves better desu
Lmao losing 4-1 is basically city's thing these days
Nacho Nacho maaaan
"To have the ability to do that, grateful as he is, is something special"
What the fuck is Niall Quinn talking about?
GET IHENACHO ON THE PLANE WOY
>>67259901
easily
Are Soton better than Madrid?
>>67259860
>another 4 months of my life totally wasted
Mane - black
Nacho - black
Long - white
>>67259921
Hmmm
>>67259917
i would like this table to happen 2bh
How many regular 1st team starters played for City today?
Mane has Manchester United written all over him
>>67259860
>tfw football this summer
>>67259953
City don't really have a set first 11
fbs, cbs, cms are all in and out
It's basically
A team: with Hart, KdB and Aguero
B team: without Hart, KdB and Aguero
>>67259963
he looks more like an arsenal fan to be desu
>£50 (FIFTY) million pounds Sterling
Wow. Biggest flop ever?
>Sterlel
>£50m for Sterling
Defend this
>>67260008
he's no shevchenko
>Sterlel
Fuck me he started ...alright but since the turn of the year he's been absolute shite.
>>67260005
Who is David Silva. Also Fernandinho
>>67260008
he's always been a selfish cunt. take him off the plane woy.
Irish bf
"okay lads we need to win this"
this happens
why
>>67260037
david silva and fernandinho are manchester city players. wikipedia is your friend, m8.
>>67260026
He was very promising when they bought him and English players are more expensive in your xenophobic league
>Nasri chimping out
>>67260008
List of flops bigger than sterling:
>torres
>andy carroll
>shevchenko
>falcao
>mangala
>benteke
>danilo
Is Nasri a top 5 PL cunt?
send nasri off 2bh
>>67259953
>>67260005
Three compared to the Madrid game, Hart, Otamendi and Fernandinho.
>>67260091
Weak bait.
>>67260091
\/ /\/
>you could buy over 100 Riyad Mahrez' for the price of one Sterlel
>>67260110
Its not even considered bait anymore
>>67260120
You part of Vape Nation?
>>67260110
autism.
>>67260126
>Mahrez'
>>67260126
buying the first one wouldnt be too much problem, i think it'd be difficult to buy a second mares tho
>>67260141
Yeah bruh, my last rip was dope
it's G not Jay
did demichelis actually just do that?
>£180,000 a week
>flaser florster
DAS IT
>>67260223
MORE THAN TWICE NEYMARS WAGE
>>67260258
google says he makes 10.5 million euros a year which would make you pretty wrong
kek, that cheeky ref
poop on suicide watch
>>67260278
70k a month
This City team is the worst CL semifinalist of all time.
City vs Top 7 at home
1 - Leicester Lost 1-3
2 - Spurs Lost 1-2
3 - Arsenal yet to play
5 - Man U Lost 0-1
6 - West Ham Lost 1-2
7 - Liverpool Lost 1-4
predictions
>>67260091
HAHAHA LOOK GUYS A KEKOLD HAHAHA WIFES SON HAHAHA XD
>Saido Mane
>>67260321
pretty sure their away record against the top 7 is almost as bad; flat track bullies
>>67260340
1-0, 3-0, 2-1, 0-2
>>67260340
2-1
3-0
2-2
1-2
>>67260357
1. Leicester Drew 0-0
2. Spurs Lost 4-1
3. Arsenal Lost 2-1
5. Man U Drew 0-0
6. West Ham Drew 2-2
7. Liverpool Lost 3-0
>>67260340
1-1
2-1
2-0
2-1
>>67260310
Neymar gets that my fucking arse.
>>67260340
2-2
3-1
1-1
0-0
>>67260340
3-2 2-0 1-1 1-3
>>67260400
KEK
>>67260400
>literally only above Villa
Pep needs to gets rid of a lot of players.
Seeing united or west ham steal that 4th spot from city will be so fucking good
the cunts deserve it for their appauling treatment of Pellegrini.
>pep in europa next season
o i am laffin
>>67260400
>P11
>W0
Holy shit. They're going to lose against arsenal and throw 4th away
>>67260400
And yet they're still in 4th place...
>>67260400
They've been so awful against upper-table opponents it's preposterous to even imagine they can beat 4rselel.
Which means 4rselel may actually finish 3rd after all.
>>67260458
Not too confident about arsenal getting a result, they're not in good form.
>>67260465
this. It's absolutely disgusting
>>67260436
>prem season is over
>city finished 5th
>but got a 1-1 draw in madrid to face bayern
>pep can win CL and be in europa next year or lose CL and play in the CL next year
hilarity ensues
>>67260458
>They're going to lose against arsenal and throw 4th away
It would be criminal if they got 4th anyway. Literally flat track bully: the team.
>>67260400
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67260340
I'm hoping for 1-1, 4-0, 0-4, 1-1.
Not gonna happen though.
>>67260436
>united or west ham
>or
what did he mean by this?
>>67260465
>why can't we play norwich and newcastle every week
kek
>>67260458
They don't even need to lose to drop out the top 4. If Utd won all their games and City drew that game, City are out.
>>67260509
People did bring up this situation up last week, up until the moment Pep got BTFO by Atleti.
>>67260340
Chelsea 2 - 1 Tottenham
Leicester 4 - 1 Everton
Tottenham 1 - 1 Southampton
Man City 0 - 1 Arsenal
>>67260539
>If Utd won all their games
Dream on.
>>67260515
You shouldn't try to act clever when you're clearly not.
It's pretty fucing pathetic that City can be in 4th DESPITE not even winning once against the top third of the table.
>>67257494
Lel, eat shit.
>>67260613
It's not their fault they've been VERY consistent against bottom-table opponents when every other team, Arsenal, Chelsea, United, Liverpool and even Tottenham, keeps dropping points to relegation fodder.
>6 goal game
>1 thread
the sad pathetic state of manchester shitty ''''''''''''fans''''''''''''
>>67257828
You posting the wrong black guy.
what would have happened if Ian Nacho scored a hattrick too? Who gets the ball?
>>67260718
Flip a coin
>>67260599
nice reddit pic mate
>>67260718
Both get one
>>67260664
To challenge for top 4 you should be consistent against most teams in the league, hence only 3 teams (at best) are "better" than you. The fact that City can STILL be in top 4 DESPITE not winning once against the top third (top 6-7) of the table is an embarrassment.
Props to Pellegrini, top kek.
>>67260927
He's just fucking the club up remorselessly.
>>67259207
>>67259401
You do realise it's Sosa flaseflagging, right? You're not ACTUALLY new to /sp/, right?
>>67257531
dat british delusion ,
ur gonna be one of those guys In the euros group stages screaming " ITS COMING HOM LA" before getting blown the fuck out aren't you?
This the 5 live general now?
>>67261315
Hindsight's 20/20, my chubby cousin. If we'd won today we could easily have finished 2nd. Not my fault we played like complete shite.
Looks like we'll have to settle for the Arsenal trophy after all.
>>67260927
Worst part is that he will be embarrassed by real Madrid .
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