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Friday Night
North Melbourne 9.7.61 def Western Bulldogs 6.9.45
Saturday
Melbourne 15.6.96 def by St Kilda 20.15.135
GWS 24.14.158 def Hawthorn 12.11.83
Richmond 8.11.59 def by Port Adelaide 13.16.94
Geelong 25.18.168 def Gold Coast 7.6.48
Sunday
Brisbane vs Sydney 1:10 AEST
Carlton vs Essendon 3:20 AEST
West Coast vs Collingwood 2:40 AWST
who /dabloos/ here?
>Gold Cunts had a years head start on GWS
>losing by over 100 points while GWS destroy Hawthorn
CARN GI'S
> no fremantle result in the topic
hiding that 0-6 start?
>>67241250
shit, i completely forgot about cuckmantle
>>67241139
>mfw you get smashed by a bunch of has beens, spuds and kids
lads
>>67241305
We already beat Freo
dead thread
dead sport
Shitney Swines on pooicide watch
I really want Aliir Aliir to get a career ending injury. Not racist though.
How the fuck did yesterday happen anyway? How are Hawthorn three time premiers, again?
>2020
>it's an African is playing so we have to commend every single thing he does episode
Sydney finally kicking a fucking goal
>mfw when cuckroaches started bandwagoning Norf
>aliir aliir drops a mark
>"ah good boy"
who /bloods/ here
>>67242926
my nigger
what the fuck was that passage brisbane
>>67242926
>muh racism
Fuck that club
>i partake in the afl thread
Just popping in to say hello and compliment the thread maker on a wonderful OP
>>67243005
Go back to the Hockey Lottery, Maplecuck
who /hatefreo/ here
fuck lads the underside of my dick is itchy but it makes poking the pecker a lot more pleasurable
>>67243103
nobody cuz thats gay
Now Poorthorn are officially ded, GWS and Iggs are flag favorites.
who ready for some 2:40pm sunday afternoon flat track bullying here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzIYchXJnPQ
Courtney Barnett
>>67242568
hawks lost there last year too.
Got $100 on Sydney -49.5
Will it win?
>>67243172
Absolutely based video, m8.
>>67243005
>>67243138
>>67243202
This is just sad
>leafs
>in charge of banter
>>67243240
Get the leafblower la
>shmitty
>>67243268
Call Lesotho
>mfw all Sydney GF
>>67243328
anyone but Hawthorn mate
THIS IS A POOR MANS RUGBY
>pearce hanley
back to ireland you go potato nigger
>>67243172
Ready like a steamroller, lad.
>P Cripps a late withdrawal
FUCK
>>67243451
now thats why they call it "carltank"
>still no goalline cameras in every game
Amateur football league, ladies and gentlemen.
>one of Carlton or Essendon (or both) will be above >us on the ladder
Non Victorian games are fucken boring
Compiled some more Triple M-core lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99j0zLuNhi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlogyj7nFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LFVQpDKHk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPBzTxZQG5Q
>>67243615
GQY
>>67243172
Fwaaaarrrkkkkkk, getting the tingles just watching that, based Eagles!
>>67243589
This is an accurate comment.
Non victorian cities are fucken boring too
>>67243637
THATS GAY FAGG
So Cartlon's got a few major injuries. Will the bombers fuck 'em up or will they still job?
>>67243589
There have been literally no good cucktorian games this round. The two top teams, norf vs bulldogs was a horrible game.
@67243380
@67243405
@67243631
@67243696
You don't deserve a (You) for these posts.
>P-P-PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
>>67243725
Every capital city in Australia has people like this
>>67243725
I used to purposefully put myself in a situation where Socialist Alternative members would inconvenience me so I could beat the shit out of them. As edgy as it sounds I enjoyed it and don't regret it.
>>67243744
>[
shut UPCLIBERAL HIPPY
>>67243708
Typical retarded comment from WA.
The eagles are 8th, they're 3 places behind GWS for fucks sakes.
Lets not mention cuckmantle, bottom of the ladder.
Go mine some coal you stupid cunt
@67243775
You're out of your league m8
Typical unfunny canadians
>>67243775
Tell Drake that the first half of his album sucks.
>>67243802
SHUT UP FAGOOT
@67243818
Canadian "banter"
>>67243808
COME TELL ME WHEN THERE IS A SUCSESSFUL AUSSIE RAPPER OR DJ CANT B FEMALE
>>67243785
Excuse me idiot, the conversation was not ladder position, it was whether games were "boring". Every cucktorian game this round has been horrible, even top two cucktorian teams put on an awful display. The only good thing cucktorian teams have been involved in this round was cuckthorn getting flogged by GWS.
>>67243835
>he doesn't know Joel Turner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF_dwlt3_CM
apply yourself m8
>>67243860
LITERALY WHO?
>>67243839
>Every cucktorian game this round has been horrible
Not like the Cats posted the biggest winning margin so far this year or anything
>>67243860
fucken kek lad get permaheemed
>>67243835
>dj
>deadmau5
You know he hates djs right
Also i just wanna day afl looks like a sick sport but most of my friends don't even care for sports so with nobody to talk to about it I don't feel like watching it. It is cool tho, good work Australia
>>67243880
It was literally the most boring game this round, you stupid cunt.
>>67243839
>wa teams losing
>better criticise them for their entertainment value
"boring" is subjective you fucking moron, you may find it boring someone else may find it exciting.
Are all west autists this fucking stupid?
>>67243953
>Getting this emotional
There's estrogen in the water in the west
>>67243725
I wish I could go back to Melbourne right now. Great place.
>>67244008
Nominating you for the autist team
>>67243956
Holy shit you dumb fuck, they have been objectively boring by consensus, rev up pedantic nerd damage control, why dont you fuckwitt.
Brisbane puttin up a fight lads
>>67243993
>get rekt
>misdirect with petty insults
pathetic
>>67244011
WAautist on calling lifeline watch
>>67244010
Second this nom.
>>67244040
>>67244010
Top samefag
Hawkroaches are moody today, KEK!
>>67244010
>>67244040
Thirding nom
>>67244050
Had finger on screenshot button knowing you would say that, proving again what a daft cunt you are.
>richmond let poort get some form
cunts
>>67244032
>Call someone a cunt
>Gets upset when someone fires back
The product of a single motherhood everyone
>>67244060
There are no Hawkroaches in this thread after yesterday, WAautist
>>67244081
i just feel sorry for you
>>67244092
Now you know how the rest of us feel, WAautist
>>67244078
>>67244092
SM
SI
SO
>>67244011
Goddamn your blatant stupidity knows no bounds.
You didn't dispute my earlier agument that "boring" is not objective.
Consenus = subjective because its dependent upon the sample you took, you could find a larger group which says the opposite then by your own retarded logic that would mean the games aren't boring.
You could find a consensus of people that think the earth of flat, that doesn't make it objectively right.
How the fuck do you even manage to tie your shoelaces you dopey cunt
nominating every single poster in this last 20 mins for the squad
whats for lunch lads?
>>67244103
You are wrong.
>mfw waba is the most intelligent WA poster on /afl/
>>67244103
holy shit you are a massive sperg
>>67244121
Probs nothing, had a late Breakfast.
Maybe Tuna sandwich
>>67244011
>football clubs should play games to entertain, not to win!!!!!
Maybe someone should have told Ross Lyon before this season. Stay furious.
>>67244132
>>67244147
>posting on multiple devices
>>67244153
meant for
>>67244121
>>67244153
>$23 parma
tell em to get fucked lad
>>67244103
Every cucktorian game this round has been majority consensus boring.
>>67244153
>$3 for sauce
>>67244186
What fucking consenus you jackass?
Consensus=subjective opinion
Consesus =/= objective fact
When brisbane is close and hasn't fallen over yet.
>>67244134
>drinking metho
>intelligent
pick two
>>67244186
>he would rather his team win/lose a close game than bury the opposition
You are stupid.
cuckney swans getting exposed for the home ground bullies that they are
>>67244205
By your own definition of objective its ALWAYS going to be a subjective opinion whether a game is boring.
Come on Lions you beautiful bastards
>>67244221
only premium beers and top shelf liquor for based wabeezus friend
When did Mitch Robinson become a non meme player?
get fucked shitney
AUSGAYLIAN FUCK BALL
Why do teams always play so badly in their clash jumpers?
>>67244269
What about it.
>Cruddy Ranklin
Blues or Dons today lads?
>>67244234
Where did I say 'my' team? Saying every cucktorian team explicitly implies they are not my team. Watching a game that is a one side flogging is more often than not boring.,
>>67244278
Why does sydney need a clash jumper? what other teams have a similar colour to bright red and white. Probably only St Kilda.
>hawks exposed
>swans exposed
norths year
>>67244278
they're unfamiliar with seeing teammates wear that design and so take an extra split second to make decisions in high pressure situations
>>67244286
>tubby shanks 'em
>>67244293
dabloos
>>67244293
blues are the consistent tippers choice
>>67244301
Gold Coast
>>67244302
>tfw Norf make the GF
>tfw half empty stadium
>>67244302
Didn't the swans beat gws though.
Just came back from picking the missus' son from his mates place, what's the lions swans score?
>>67244358
hey convict
>>67244330
yes
I changed my tip from bloos to bombers, dont let me down fuckers
>>67244366
>tipping the bombers
>ever
>>67244414
>all those people who tipped essendon on anzac day
Free kick to Hawthorn.
>>67244295
Who cares? Winning is all that matters. If WCE bury the Pies, no-one would say "oh but THEY MADE IT BORING!!!!!" You're still furious and still a moron.
what was that free for? that cunt looks filipino
>>67244426
Hello fox sports Facebook page
>>67244445
Un funny cancer meme on repeat if funny
why do the commentators talk to hall as if he's 8?
Lions had me convinced they could win. What a shame.
>>67244479
the Fox Footy commentators are terrible anyway.
>>67244431
You are a fucking moron. Can you not read or are you just stupid?
>Who cares?
Everyone who is not a supporter of that team.
>Winning is all that matters.
No, if you are watching a game that is not your team playing, you want to watch entertaining and high quality football.
>>67244479
Because they're intimidated and don't want to trigger his rage so they tip toe over words.
just woke up here and the ants are back
courtney dempsey is shit
>>67244514
Barry was based when he played.
>>67244501
So clubs should take supporters of OTHER teams into account when they play the game? Better not kick too many goals, otherwise it won't be entertaining for neutrals.
You're a deadset spastic and you're completely embarrassing yourself. I look forward to your furious reply, which I won't be reading.
who /fit/ here
>GET A HAIRCUT YA MONGREL
>>67244501
'Entertaining' is subjective.
Why are they booing Goodard?
>cucktorain sports
what is with the ranga's right bicep?
Sydney dont get meme'd pls
>Destroys West Coast
>Jobbing to Lions
What's happening here?
>>67244567
they're racist towards rangas.
>>67244497
>t. Bruce Mcavaney
RAZ
CARN DOGS
>>67244547
>So clubs should take supporters of OTHER teams into account when they play the game? Better not kick too many goals, otherwise it won't be entertaining for neutrals.
lowot, you are retarded beyond belief.
If you are not a supporter of one of the teams involved, you want to see a good quality game. Whoever wins is a secondary concern. A one-sided drumming is typically only entertaining if you are a supporter of the winning team. You have to be unbelievably stupid to understand something this basic.
>frankshit
>>67244567
Red head discrimination
>>67244497
Dunstall, Derm,Russell and co might be wankers but at least they take the game and their jobs seriously
All 7 commentators are concerned about are their shitty in-jokes and calling each other by their nicknames
>>67244570
>losing by twenty goals to based victorians
>>67244626
What the fuck do you suggest
"oh shit we shouldn't kick that many goals or it won't be entertaining"
Why the fuck the stretcher there, that's fucking horseshit fucking cheating swans
>Brisbane going to lose because Sydney are cheats
Wowee
And it all deflates
Based swans win again
>>67244663
You are dumb cunt who has warped the situation inside his shit and is off on a bizarre tangent and completely misses the obvious point. I'm sorry but I dont know to explain an extremely simple concept in a more basic way than I have already, repeatedly. You are going to need special help to make it through life.
Hurry up you bald cunt
Robbed. That stretcher bullshit is fucked.
>>67244709
That wasn't me.
The consensus is just that you're a complete retard.
Shitdney the most overrated team in the comp
>>67244709
Nominating "cucktorian games are boring" guy for the autist team
LIAM JONES THE LEGEND
Let's determine who are the real cucks of the AFL:
Cucktoria beating non-Cucktoria
1 - Melb > GWS
2 - Norf > Adel
3 - WB > Freo
4 - Norf > Bris
5 - Haw > WC
6 - Geel > Bris
7 - Norf > Freo
8 - Haw > Adel
9 - Norf > GC
10 - WB > Bris
11 - Geel > Port
12 - Carl > Freo
13 - Geel > GC
Non-Cucktoria beating Cucktoria
1 - GC > Ess
2 - Syd > Coll
3 - PA > StK
4 - GWS > Geel
5 - Syd > Carl
6 - Port > Ess
7 - Adel > Rich
8 - GC > Carl
9 - WC > Rich
10 - GWS > StK
11 - GWS > Haw
12 - Port > Rich
Victoria 13-12 Cucked by Victoria
>inb4 B-BUT HAWTHORN GET DA BIAS
I can hear you seething already
triumphant bloods
>>67244739
>Overrated
Made the eight 11 times in the last 12 years.
dumb fuck players
fight him after his kicked it, not before
Stay mad and stay bad cucks. Swans cheeky again.
>>67244765
what the fuck does all this shit supposed to mean, are you drunk?
>>67244765
>Have 55% of the teams
>Can only manage 52% of the wins
Thanks for proving my point you good little cuck
>11 disposals 1 goal
Is Thomas, dare I say it, back?
>>67244765
+1 for autism squad
>>67244797
Victorian wins: 29
Non-Victorian wins: 23
Expected wins for Victorians: 28.89
Expected wins for non-Victorians: 23.11
Victoria are LITERALLY achieving their goal
>Norf are unbeaten
>Freo are winless
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K
Dempsey needs to shave that shit off his face
BLACKED
Who /bloods/ here?
who top 3 here?
JUST
Holy fuck Weitering is down swimming like a fish
Mitch Brown is fucking garbage
wow west coast are getting fucking exposed right now lmao
just kick a goal
kys cuckiher
Holy fuck just kick a goal daniher you breadstick
>Implying the pies won't barely beat Lest Coast
>tfw the line for Essendon vs Carlton was 12.5
Surely Carlton can beat them by 13 points or more. Fucking surely.
>>67244735
>i cant separate a spectators desire to be entertained from of those of people with vested interests in the games result
you are stupid
>jetta memeing it up again
Just fuck off back to swans please
So many players not up to AFL standard
GOAL PIES
>>67245046
>he's still at it
You get my vote mate.
>Get a haircut
Fucking love this shit lol. Daniher looks like an AIDS infected porn actor from the 70's.
guess it's time to watch some gay league.
>goalless quarter
>>67245064
Every dumb cunt that gets proven wrong just throws out votes.
>>67245092
I was neither of the 2 people who tried to goad you on, nor do I care about anything you're saying. I nominated you for your autistic compulsion to keep replying to those people.
>essendon 306 points for in 5 games
>carlton 316 points for in 5 games
should've expected this
>>67245101
>its not me
yeah righto dumb cunt
>>67244501
>>67244547
>>67244565
>>67244626
>>67244663
>>67244709
>>67244735
>>67244740
>>67244239
>>67245046
>>67245064
>>67245092
>>67245101
>>67245119
wew lad, system wouldn't let me highlight all the posts but that's the most effort I've put in this round you should feel special. You've still got my vote.
Do Essendon play one of the QLD teams in Melbourne?
Honestly don't see how they can even get close to anyone else. Maybe Richmond.
>>67245178
They've already beaten Melbourne though.
Richmond and Fremantle are both takeable.
>cyberbully
How's this even a thing
>cyber bullied to death
Eating a jar of pickled gherkins, lads.
>>67245226
put one up your bum
Time for the eagles to win by 40 and cement their position as the competition's biggest flat track bullies
what's for dinner lads?
>>67245251
'no'
but its like eating a jar of little dicks
>>67245260
One of the poorest shop jobs I've seen. Up your game.
>>67245225
shooped
>weitering stayed down because of head clash
>no dislocation
>might be good for next week
thank you based footy gods
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. Sadly after the Friday night thread and a good portion of the Saturday thread posters are just nominating each other left and right for the slighest things that are nowhere close to Autism worthy of mention, let alone a Team promotion. Thus, I will have to do what I thought I wouldn't have to, in light of people trying to make the team and ruin the /afl/ community even further by "trying" to be Autistic, I am hereby declaring that whilst I make note of all nominees and post all contenders I will only be Promoting to the Team those that are deemed fit in accordance with high bar set with the establishment of the 2015 Team. Only CLEAR leaders in their contention vote count or their sustained efforts (whether single or multiple Rounds will be considered. I will take flak for this but I don't care, I will not have Autists barely worthy of a Reserves side slip into the illustrious Team. In fact, if there are no fit contenders at rounds there will NOT be a promotion at Rounds end, to preserve the sanctity and illustrious nature of the Team as was intended in it's inception last year and dissuade low tier Autism. With a half CARL vs ESS left and WCE vs COLL coming up I hope you all take this in and react accordingly. Thank You. Below you will find the contenders for this round so far as well as the 2016 Autist Team so far.
This weeks contenders so far:
>"Good Post Autist"
>"NEET Cuck" Spammer
>"Whats for Lunch/Dinner" Guy
> The >we Duo
>"Stay mad, stay insecure, stay obsessed" Guy
>"Cucktorian games are boring" Guy
>"Cuck Stats" Guy
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>>67245051
>So many players not up to AFL standard
Need to halve the number of Cucktorian clubs to lift the standard of football.
the fuuuuuuck
Time for a good old fashioned Bestern Australian cucking of Cucktoria.
Leunberger is a battler
>>67245156
WEW
Jesus Christ
Goal when?
>last goal was 25th minute in 1st quarter
fuck me
I only get pissed off everything I watch the pies. Why am I still watching?
>cucktoria
hopefully keep them goalless for the quarter
CARN DONS
>>67245304
Post last years stats
>>67245476
>cucktoria in charge of kicking goals
>collingshit in charge of leaving the defensive 50.
>>67245506
>non-Cucktorians in charge of playing fairly
What a shit rest of the country this is.
WHAT A GOAL
ELITE
marg legra "D :D :D
MAKE ESSENDON GREAT AGAIN
nig nad :D :D ;d D
NICNAT
I
C
N
A
T
>the regional centre of Carlton, Victoria
>the inner-city suburb of Essendon
>>67245304
no one cares, get a life m8
This is just pure rape by the Iggs.
WHO IS LESS SHIT:
C'WOOD
TIGERS
FUCKING FINALLY
colling are not a very good team at playing australian rules football
kind regards:
post
>West Coast kicked more in one quarter than either Essendon or Carlton did in three
>>67245706
>cucktorian """"""""""football""""""""""
KEK
>>67245751
Low-scoring thrillers > Blowouts
Why can't non-Victorians learn?
Iggs game is OBJECTIVELY the most entertaining game this round.
>umpballing cuckingshit a few consolation goals
Wish Priddis would just fuck off already. Just a liability, fucks up everything in his radius.
This is like watching men play boys.
The Governator
How the fuck have we won 2 games this year
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
west choke are fucking trash. can't even fucking flat track bully. fuck this team.
I give pies a 29% chance of winning. Their next jobbing quarter will decide this.
>cucktoria
LMAO
KEK
>>67246079
Bookies give them a 4% chance.
>>67246091
All part of the plan
I told all of you idiots Fremantle and West Coast were the most embarrassing preliminary finalists in AFL history and none of you idiots realized this.
>Cucktorian """""""""Big 4"""""""""
I wanted to kill myself after paying 50 dollars for top seats to watch the Dogs screw it up again.
>>67246195
>pretending to be RC
Kek
>>67246215
>top seats
>shows bottom seats
Comeback?
pies making a comeback
/nervous/
>>67246316
COMEBACK
get fucked eagles
>west choke
th-theyre just sloppy coz they had a shorter pre season, r-right?
Theyll come good... right?
>m-muh elite forward line
After six rounds, I've decided who to barrack for. It was slightly before the beginning of this season that I decided that Australian football was something I was interested in following. After six rounds, I have not been disappointed. Watching the couple games before midnight live and a few others on replay, the first six rounds have been filled with drama, surprises, and good old hard play.
But following a league is not nearly as much fun without a team to fall in behind, and I've think I've finally found one. Without further ado, the team I support is North Melbourne.
Now the obvious response to this is that since the Kangas have started 6-0 and are at the top of the ladder, that it is bandwagoning. And I can't deny that it played a part. First impressions are important, and North Melbourne has certainly made one. Going into the season, Richmond was probably my front-runner, and their 1-5 start has helped sink their chances, but from what I've read of both Richmond and North Melbourne fan stereotypes, they would understand what it's like to be a Minnesota sports fan. Five days before I was born, our pro baseball team won the World Series (the equivalent of the Grand Final). Since then, none of our men's professional teams have won a title (our women's pro basketball team has won 3 out of the last five titles, but for better or worse (definitely worse) society doesn't seem to count that).
>>67246487
t. Hawthorn fan
What I think really tipped the Kangas over the edge was learning that they are anti-gambling for their fundraising. Here in America our clubs our run by private owners, and here in Minnesota we are especially used to team owners blackmailing us into giving public money to finance them (our American football team's owner, while being found guilty of civil fraud, fleeced $500 million USD in public money for that gods-awful stadium I have to see whenever I go to the pub to watch Totthenham matches). Learning that many AFL finance themselves through poker and other gambling arrangements was a bit of a shock, and also learning of North Melbourne's stance against it earned them many points.
So good old North Melbourne, they're champions you'll agree. And I'm prepared potentially this season being the flag, and then many seasons of heart-ache, with the women's team filling the gap by being successful when the men aren't.
Why dont the Iggs just kick goals instead of points? Then they would be really winning.
Cheating west coast cunts watering the field at 3 quarter time
WE DO NOT LET THIS SLIP
collywobbles
So, if anyone knows me remotely they probably know I've got a bit of a soft spot for North Melbourne.
They've always reminded me of that old mangy arse junkyard dog that the big dog (the big dog in my shit metaphor is the AFL commission) always picks on (in this case, tries to relocate) but the junkyard keeps winning again and again and again and no-one knows how. They keep telling everyone to go and get fucked time and time again when people claim "They're too old, they'll bottom out eventually" and then keep making finals with their trading philosophies being quite different to the norm.
On that note, I love the coaching teams philosophy of 'Recruit mature age big bodied players'. I love that their players are muscular but can run. I love their tall timbering front line which is difficult to compete against. Boomer Harvey is an absolute freak. I can't think of any other player who has had a better output at his age, including Fletcher. They don't have any outstanding stars (excluding Goldstein), but actually have decent depth in their starting 10 - 30 players compared to many other teams - with many, many above average players.
I have no idea if they'll win a GF. Based on their current output, they're definitely looking the goods; they haven't thrown the games I'd normally doubt them on where shit goes wrong and they crumble (vs Melbourne, Adelaide, Dogs).
Honestly, if I want to see a team win the big game its definitely North and think it will make people reconsider the way they develop teams.
Thoughts on North's season so far?
>worst australians actually think this ground is worthy of an afl grand final
>>67246570
Its evening dew, ya goose.
good. get fucked darling you fucking fag
>>67246591
a bit harsh, lad.
Is it too early to get excited?
When Iggs have been on, they have looked shit hot.
Who /magpies/ here?
This game needs more free kicks
>>67246630
Yep, we did well after the 1st quarter but if we actually did at least something there it would have been in the bag.
Who the fuck is this shitty commentator and how is so delusional to think that Collingwood are a possibility to score 40 points in 10 fucking minutes?
>>67246645
They have been doing it all game.
>>67246645
Eddie McGuire's wife's son
Iggs gonna leap-frog cuckthorn and adelaide.
[flat track bullying intensifies]
I'm willing to give Smith a break for slipping over but dear god that was a morale killer
When pies win 10+ games for the season, put money on Treloar for the brownlow, he is super good
Feels good thrusting big best australian cock deep into cucktorian arse.
>>67246696
Enjoy another 10 goal away loss next week
>>67246696
Have fun at simonds next week iggies
>>67246696
>Letting pies catch up that much
Enjoy the lack of GF in both ways.
>>67246696
>arse
kys
>>67246696
but it wasn't entertaining for neutrals!!!!
>>67246723
>>67246724
>>67246734
>>67246735
>>67246737
Thanks for the (you)'s
always easy to trigger you predicable twats
>Cucktoria
KEK
>>67246752
>get btfo
>t-triggered!
every time
Who /top 6/ here?
(Cuckthorn need not apply)
>cucktoria
WAautist on absolute seething inferiority watch
>>67246804
what is this
>>67246857
Afl squiggle, a kind of performance tracker amd season predictor
WAautist dragged West Cuck Shitgles manually out to the best position ever recorded sue to his crippling inferiority complex
>Wet Toast
>Flat track bullies
pick both
>cucktorians
>mad as fuck
pick both
Great to see Based Iggs get up today against some tough opposition
Unrelated, who /micropenis/ here?
>>67246890
Triggered
>>67246821
>>67246876
>projecting
Reminder that West Coast will lose to St Kilda in round 8
>>67246917
>getting triggered
>>67246938
>obsessed
Hardwick
Buckley
Who will get sacked first?
>>67246923
St Kilda is a lovely place
>>67246954
SM
SI
SO
I'm a bit upset I missed today's opportunity to shit up the gay-league thread
>only team to lose to cuckthorn by more than 3 points
>contenders
pick one
>>67246961
Thank you for visiting our city
>>67246990
Didn't that shit end last week?
Friendly reminder that it will be a GWS v Iggs GF and cucktoria cant stop it.
>>67247020
terrified
the giants are here fampai
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. Having received no votes following my initial post and having reviewed the contenders below there will be no promotion this round. I hope your team did well. See you all next week.
This weeks contenders were:
>"Good Post Autist"
>"NEET Cuck" Spammer
>"Whats for Lunch/Dinner" Guy
> The >we Duo
>"Stay mad, stay insecure, stay obsessed" Guy
>"Cucktorian games are boring" Guy
>"Cuck Stats" Guy
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>>67247197
>i could have been more autisitic ;_;
5th last for da bloos
>>67247408
the second you stop getting last post, da bloos will lose.
Just a casual notification that I got 9/9 tips this week.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
last for alex
last 4 iggs ya nigs
last for 4 hawks ya dorks
Last for based Victoria
Most VFL/AFL premierships
Essendon – 16 (most recent 2000) and Carlton – 16 (most recent 1995)
Largest crowd
Carlton v Collingwood – 121,696
MCG, 26 September 1970 (Grand Final)
Largest home and away season crowd
Melbourne v Collingwood – 99,346
MCG, 1958
Largest international crowd
Melbourne v Sydney – 32,789
B.C. Place, Vancouver, Canada, 1987
Most games won
Collingwood – 1495
Undefeated in a home and away season
Collingwood
1929
Most grand final appearances
Collingwood – 43
Most consecutive grand final appearances
Melbourne – 7 (between 1954 and 1960) and Hawthorn – 7 (between 1983 and 1989)
Most finals series appearances
Collingwood – 80
Most consecutive finals series appearances
Hawthorn – 13 (between 1982 and 1994)
>>67249084
last 4 autism
So is the Hawthorn meme over lads?
>>67249438
bottom 8 for a couple years and then back to complete irrelevancy
>>67249438
>>67249508
After 3 years of cucking the competition, I think we should give it a rest and go into slumber for a while.
>>67249508
>>67249666
Fuck. I just got into this sport and I needed a team to bandwagon. Someone who's at least going to be good for a few years.
>>67249702
GWS.
They'll win the next few flags, with a 10k crowd at their home in the heartland of arab sydney.
>>67249666
>After 3 years of doping
fixd
>>67249839
and getting away with it.
get cucked, KEK!
>>67249666
>Cuckthorn
LMAO
>>67249895
>west cuck egals
KEK!
>>67249972
More like Best Coast Eagles, my cucktorian friend.
>>67249084
It's quite incredible how many times Collingwood have lost the grand final
>>67250119
collywobbles was meme magic before memes were a thing
>>67250100
>can't even beat a struggling reigning premier
You fucking chokers. Fold your disgrace of a club.
>>67250249
>6th West Coast Eagles
>8th Cuckthorn Cucks
Stay cucked cucko.
KEK @ the hawkroach crawling out of his hole now.
>>67250325
>round 6
yeah mate, enjoy your "win" haha cuck
>>67250355
fuck off samefag
who /top2/ here?
south cuckstralia, worst cuckstralia, qucuckland, new cuck wales need NOT apply
>>67250378
>most recent and relevant information
>objectively cucked by it
pick both cuckroach
>>67250476
>cucktoria cant even their own memes
cucked into copying, sad really.
>>67250538
>>67250607
Not the hawks guy, but christ, you have to be some absolute autist just sperg cuck all the time. whole of /afl/ must be just full of autists
No interstate club has the right to badmoutb the statw that generously allowed them to join the best league in the world.
Also interstate 'dominance'is laughable. The best representative (Brisbane Lions) prospered off the back of concessions and players from an original Vic team. 8 interstate teams have done fuck all since 2006 except pinch a flag in 2012.
>>67249774
What part of Sydney are the Swans?
>>67250660
nice try cuckroach;)
Daily reminder that this "cuckroach" "cucktorian" poster is LITERALLY the Fremantle poster from last year. He's jumped bandwagons and caught the west choke eagles one.
>>67250674
>fake RC shaking in fury and making spelling mistakes left and right
KEK
>>67250739
Bondi? Who gives a fuck.
GWS are literally going to cuck the whole league next year.
>>67250739
Lesser Eastern Sydney
>>67250763
I love these detective spergs who build up their own head-canon about posters.
>>67250831
Yeah but I'm trying to pick a team close to wear I was born, the eastern part of Sydney. Choosing a sport team is tough when it's not instilled in you from a young age. AFL wasn't big in the family, NRL and cricket was all we had growing up
Browsing for Melbourne apartments right now.
Does anyone know of a good place in the $2m-$3mill price range near the CBD?
>>67250866
>i must deny i must deny i must deny
>i must deny my autism
;)
>>67250873
>wear
I'm retarded. But seriously I'll probably back the Swans and keep an eye on GWS so I can bandwagon if necessary.
>>67250799
>YUH TYPOS
First attack of a psuedo intellectual bully.
>>67251050
fuck off new cuck welshman
>>67251026
I know for a fact you're wrong. You are likely the same guy who builds up his own head-canon in /cric/ about posters too. Its borderline insane.
>>67251076
Hey now I didn't choose where to be born
>>67251131
Hahah YEAH SURE MATE. Also I don't post on /cric/. I fucking hate cricket.
>>67251189
>i must deny i must deny i must deny
>i must deny my autism
;)
>>67251231
Don't try and turn this around, you little autistic shit. Same freo shit last year, this year its the eagles. Whose next?
>>67251294
>muh headcanon
state of ur mental health m8
>>67252500
>spams /afl/ with the word cuck in 2015 - supports fremantle
>spams /afl/ with the word cuck in 2016 - supports eagles
like clockwork, you pathetic autist
>>67253035
Schizoid PD
>>67253324
That would be you cunt
Is WalkGod a Lions fan?
>>67253482
>its real in my mind
seek help
>>67253689
>continually spends every weekend of his pathetic life typing the word cuck on a laotian finger painting site.
it is you who should seek help
>>67253785
You're a nutjob convincing yourself that all posts are linked to one person. You are so delusional its hilarious.
>>67254018
>hurr durr i swear im not the only person!
autism is bubbling out of you.
>>67254182
Do you not see how absurd you are?
>>67254437
Do you not see how absurd you are?
>>67254537
If you genuinely cant, please go find someone to talk too, you are not well.
>>67254708
>says the autist
last
>>67254763
You're a dead-set lunatic.
>>67255095
>says the cuck spouting autist
>>67255128
I'm not a fremantle supporter and never have been, you mental case.
>b-b-b-but someone used the word cuck on 4chan its all the same person I tell you
ring a hotline or something m8
>>67255205
>deny deny deny deny
>>67255221
keep tilting at windmills
>>67255294
>deny deny deny
>>67255323
prove you are right
>>67255384
>deny deny deny
>>67255467
>I cant because its only real in my defective head
>>67255536
>deny deny deny
>>67255221
>>67255323
>>67255467
>>67255563
>im not autistic
>>67255815
>uses the word cuck in every sentence he types
>i-i-i-i swear im n-n-n-not autistic!
>>67255932
>b-b-b-but someone used the word cuck on 4chan its all the same person I tell you
what did I miss
>>67255995
>heh maybe i'll just use the same sentences week in and week out about cucks, it's definitely not me!
>>67256045
>ctrl f 'cuck'
>its all the same person because muh headcanon
you're an autistic loser
>>67256033
two guys pretending to be retarded thinking they're fooling the other
>>67256084
>ctrl + f cucktorian
same shit, different week i see.
>>67256103
>pretending
>>67256152
>its all the same person because muh headcanon
>>67256364
>its definitely not all me, there are other people out there as autistic as me!
>>67256432
prove its one person
because I know for a fact its not
>>67256478
>lets prove different people post the same shit on an anonymous taiwanese tofu making forum!
>>67256528
it is your mental delusion with no grounding in reality
>>67256604
Nah, just your mental delusion that you think your not the only one posting this crap day in day out.
>>67256723
I know for a fact you are wrong. How hard you hang on to your delusional thinking is scary, seek help.
>>67257118
Yeah, righto. See you friday.
>>67257264
Be sure to furious respond to every cuck post because you have autistically convinced yourself they are all one person, mentally ill loser.
>>67257387
You have 6 days in your basement to configure up some new cuck sentences.
See you next week you autistic faggots.
>>67257574
>>67257460
>all memes are the same person because my retarded head-canon
take your meds, loser.
last for da bloos
