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Cruz goes yard due to bobblehead night mojo
lets go Ms
i'm ready for 5 straight series wins LADS
Nothing better than some evening baseball after a busy, sunny, western Washington Saturday. Win another series M's!
>its not a guti day
:(
>>67240816
>tfw no sweep
>>67240849
everyday is a guti day in our hearts
Mariners playoff odds:
BaseballProspectus - 55.9%
FiveThirtyEight - 46%
Fangraphs - 41.1%
any royo fans here?
>>67240968
Do they have division winning odds?
>>67241083
no they went to bed
>>67241083
Royals are on a 4 game losing streak
probably wont see any unless they win then the general will be filled with shitposting
pretty standard for any fanbase
>>67241096
BP: 46.5%
538: 31%
FG: 31.4%
SMIFFF FUCK YEAH MY NIGGA
SEFF "THE PROFESSIONAL" SMIFF ripping shit up!
>>67241151
Thanks M's bro. Gotta avoid the fluky wild card game.
SEF SMIFF!!!!!!!!!!
SEFF
LOOKIN LOOKIN LOOKIN GONE
SMIFF
101
already scored in the 1st inning
Statcast projects Seth Smith's HR at 429 feet
AYYY SMIFF
venturas a pussy
>>67241213
The longer you stare at this, the funnier it gets. The Great Bone in the Sky
>>67241213
we should get a transparent leonys martin crashing into the wall in this bitch. build it up
2 on base
>tfw that will be our only hit again and we'll still win
>>67241293
dont worry
seager will break our hearts a little bit more
THE SEAGER HAS AWAKENED
SEAGER
LET IT FLY SEAGUL
>>67241318
HOLY SHIT!!!
Im Sorry Based Seager
>>67241318
WHAT WAS THAT BITCH?
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEAG
This is how I expect the rest of the royals season to go ;_;
>>67241318
not
>>67241373
I HATE HIS FACE I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS FACE
fuck dripping we're gonna pour it on
>>67241434
mariners can handle a little water anyway
>>67241434
these KC niggas are about to see some real rain
>>67241249
here ya go
Rally starts now
@jacksongenerals
BALL. GAME. @RyanYarbrough2 with a complete-game shutout in game two! 5-0 is your final!
i like him
>>67241495
we should get an outline of Martin. i'll try it after the game
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Bigger head, Sal Perez or Abreu?
easy
>>67241552
of him crashing?
>>67241495
I have a feeling by the end of the season, this thing will be radically different and grow organically as ideas come.
DP AROUND THE HORN
>>67241593
yea. like martin cut out of the background
>>67241614
ahh ok
>>67241594
it's going to be full of the ebin memes of the season and of taijuan walker for throwing his 1st of 3 career no-hitters
That was a pathetic attempt by the ballgirl
>>67241614
>>67241644
It needs that chalk outline they just showed on Root.
>>67241692
why didn't we sign this one to a big contract?
another walk
CHECK THAT DOUBLE
>>67241762
Did they let some down syndrome kid make the outline for charity or something?
>>67241701
>>67241762
ill use that
>jerry dipoto will never smile this big right in your face
ALL STAR INFANTE
>>67241863
he might do it one day
>>67241863
That's a full on face boner. I'd have one too if I got to do that.
>>67241863
Is the guy holding the K the host from attack of the show?
dangit kyle
NICE DEFENSE YA GOT THERE
OUT
U
T
He's out.
>>67241998
NICE OFFENSE YA GOT THERE
Unlucky
OUT
OUT
OUT
OUT
>>67242032
YOU WERE SAYING?
>>67242032
>>67242066
you can add a few innings to each of these
damn can we get a break at least once? even when we do well we get fucked
>>67242066
>living in the past
>tfw shit defense and a double and still no runs scored
>>67242066
stranded
>>67242066
He was saying "NICE OFFENSE YA GOT THERE"
>>67242102
you wouldn't understand
LOL RISP
>>67242066
>risp
Yost really needs to move Cain down in the lineup
>>67242092
>20 innings
Who /Watchingastreamofthegameintheforestwhileeatingtrailmix/ here?
>>67242237
I wish I was
Top kek how long you got left on that Cano contract Mariners?
>>67242265
>implying he's bad
Remember that time that Cano hit all those home runs in the HR derby?
Don't hurt Cruz you ass!
dont hit cruz you jerk
HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED MEMEINERS
>>67242265
maybe you can pick another one of players who isn't leading the AL in homers and rbis to make fun of
>>67242287
That was seriously the greatest moment in home run derby history
DHL would've killed that :^(
>>67242265
Cano has the same war as moose and more than any other player on the royals
>>67242293
>scoreboard
@Mariners
*Boomstick Bobblehead shakes its head in disappointment*
>>67242318
>same WAR as moose
How much does Cano cost?
LET'S GO ROYLELS
Royals
>>67242293
HAHAHA the mariners didnt score a run that inning!!
>>67242092
Does pizza bro not post pics of that girl he is stalking anymore?
Kendrys
pls
>>67242374
I guess not
>Kendrass
Sit down Molasses
>>67242374
He's busy in photoshop right now.
Sit down Kendrys
The Kansas City Swings And A Misses
Did I do good? Aoki and Martin are swapped and there's nothing I could do about it.
>>67242374
every time i do i get b&. Ms are doing to good for me to be b&
got em
>>67242419
>Aoki in center
Please anon, make it stop
r8 my pix
>>67242419
you did good, my son
>the who's won again
>we're losing to shitattle memeiners
What the fuck is going on here?
>>67242092
>21 innings with no runs
>>67242432
Looks like a team that could win a world series
>>67242428
There's nothing I could do about it. They're all listed as "Outfielders" and it decided to put Aoki there for some reason.
>>67242446
they're overperforming, royals are underperforming
they play 162 games for a reason
this does suck though
>>67242459
photoshop it
I cant look at it
>>67242435
*wife's son
ftfy
>>67242446
>MUH FREE WINS
Get fucked roylels. We elite now that Lincoln's gone!
>>67242473
we dont need r9k memes here
Kyle Seager looks like a dumb sweaty ham
>>67242470
too lazy desu. Maybe looking at DHL's beautiful smiling face at 1st will make you feel better.
If the royals lose this series to the Mariners it will likely end up being the low point of the entire season
>>67242475
Lincoln and Armstrong should be added to the Dingerboat picture, hanging from nooses on the shipping cranes in the background
>>67242489
>implying Seattle doesn't actually have the highest concentration of wife's sons irl
>>67242521
perfect
>>67242475
Can anyone else believe that a it took for the M's to be good again was for an old man to step down?
Mind blowing.
>>67242540
what is california for $1000
>he didn't catch that
Kansass Shitty "baseball" everyone!
Nice bunt Kmart, proud of you :^)
>the city of kansas
>bunting
HAHAHAHAHAHA
at least marte got someone to 3rd there
>>67242514
Pretty sure that was getting swept by Analslime.
>5th run
>>67242559
please don't bully me
Omar why did you throw home? FUCKING WHY
another run
Fuck yeah Seager with some speed. Nice small ball fellas.
>not even an out to show for it
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
stream link?
>>67242595
what are you gonna do about it, bitch boy?
>>67242601
>Omar why
all you needed my dearest family
>>67242612
http://wiziwig.ru/baseball/watch-a57159-kansas-city-royals-at-seattle-mariners
here
YOST TAKE OUT VENTURA HE IS FUCKING DONE
>3 hits
>5 runs
They're not even playing like a Major League team
this has been unrelentingly pathetic the whole week
so many walks
ded martin
BASES LOADED FOR BASED SMIFF
>>67242588
No it will definitely be losing this series
WHY ARE WE SO GOOD THIS YEAR BROS?
>>67242648
thanks pizzabro.
>>67242588
>>67242651
fellas
they're both pretty shit
Cano about to take'em for a boat ride
>>67242648
it keeps getting better
>>67242671
NO
MORE
NINTENDO
>>67242671
because the m's hired a good gm
>>67242648
10/10
Yeah Yordano hit more batters you dumb baby
>>67242629
shitty lag but thanks
>>67242684
we /microsoft/ now
>>67242681
cano can keep the canoe
I want off this ride
MAYBE YOU FAGS DIDNT HEAR ME LAST TIME. HOW MANY YEARS LEFT IN THAT CANO CONTRACT?
that could have gone better
RISP?
motherfucker
>>67242729
Good thing Canos teammates can score runs
Do the Royals know what runs are?
>>67242729
this many
>expecting Ventura to plunk Cano
>didn't happen
I am so confused right now
Guys, what the fuck?
>>67242762
Answer the question
>>67242762
You guys are mean for no reason :(
>>67242776
he gave you an answer desu senpai
>>67242782
>no reason
>directly replying to KC shitposting
>>67242788
Have the English classes in Seattle been eliminated for tranny history or something?
nice 3 and out royals
>blink
>inning over
>>67242808
you seem to be confused buddy
What's worse, KC "fans" banter or KC's offense?
wow, i didnt have time to take a break from shitposting before that was over
>>67242837
kc's offense because at least their banter exists
Kansas City has not scored a run in 22 innings
ATTA BOY YORDANO
>>67242837
>muh faucets
STOP FREAKIN'. CALL BEACON.
>It's an "opposing pitcher walks everyone" episode
isn't he your ace?
>>67242880
I like those episodes
>>67242883
he is fucking terrified of Cruz
>>67242864
surely you mean 2 inning r-right?
>>67242883
no
he got sent down to the minor leagues last year
Scott Servais is so much better than LOLoyd McLendon
so many M's fans liked him. Idk why. Servais knows how to actually work the count and play small ball
>>67242883
That would be wade davis
>>67242896
22innings
2
i
n
n
i
n
g
s
>>67242900
I must be thinking of another team and player
>>67242903
his bullpen use is wack but he's learning
>>67242903
his only flaws are his sometimes questionable line up choices and his Packers fandom
>>67242924
some people call him "ace" because "Ace Ventura", that may be the confusion
>>67242903
muh match ups
THANKS FOR THE DUBS
>>67242927
I don't care how terrible this commercial is, it needs to keep airing for the next decade
So what's the anti drip meme?
PIRD?
>>67242951
Usually has something to do with plumbing/plumbers
seager found his groove
WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOOSE FAUCET NED
WE'RE GONNA NEED THAT DRIP
>hitting salvy with the bat
What a fag
Chris Young has been shitting the bed for you guys? :( i liked him
>>67242960
hows the minor league club hes coaching doing?
>>67242967
did someone say drip?
>>67242945
the girl is qt too
SICK NASTY CURVE
SIT DOWN FAGGOT
>>67242995
>posting shitbucks
>>67243001
why do kc fans type in all caps?
>>67242986
they're 8-12. they were the worst AAA team last year so it's not on him
>>67243010
gotta wake up the memes
>>67243010
BECAUSE WE ROOT FOR THE CHAMPS
>>67243021
i feel ya
>>67243024
>mfw this series
ALCIDES "FREE OUTS" ESCOBAR SHITS THE BED YET AGAIN
>>67243008
Sorry, here's the patrician's choice of coffee shop
8)
LORENZO "2 FOR 30" CAIN LUCKS HIS WAY TO FIRST BASE
>>67243039
>mfw this eries
if kuma could just pitch like he normally does we could be really good ms bros
making our shittiest starter look elite
>>67243008
Sasquatch does not like Howard Schultz
Damn, it looks like Cano only has a 12" vertical.
>>67243072
m8 its 2016
>>67243072
>2016
>>67243074
Just wait for Miley or Karns to regress then call up Paxton.
Myfuckindick
>>67243081
they did that last year, too
they'd lose to the shitter nobody but would fairly often embarrass aces
how many innings has it been since KC scored a run?
its been a comfy game guys
>>67243084
We realize that it is [CURRENT YEAR] but even if you look at [PAST YEAR] you will not find a Seattle worlds eries so we understand why you think that being defending champs doesn't mean anything
>>67243121
I need to poop
>>67243112
but they just lost to the ms ace yesterday
Are they trying to do both this year?
ANOTHER SICK OUT PITCH
GRAB BENCH FAGGOT
>>67243125
>being defending champs doesn't mean anything
it literally has nothing to do with this years performance or record
>>67243130
Me too, but I also want some delicious cake. It feels likes a white cake kind of season.
>>67243130
you should go and do that now
>>67243112
except yesterday
>>67243132
they're not trying at all this year :<
except for salvador
nice throw salvador
RUN AND HE WILL GUN YOU DOWN
TAKE A SEAT
Mariners bullpen has 4th best bullpen in the AL. people thought we would have one of the worst. just gotta assume it'll always be the opposite of what is predicted
Manlets, when will they ever learn?
kmart pls
>>67243176
>my grasp of the english language
oops
gee trying to walk crazylegs here
trivia time
It has been 23 innings since the royals have scored a run. Is that more or less than the number of years it has been since the Mariners made the playoffs?
>>67243181
>calling Kmart a manlet
There's a difference between being small and having the appropriate build and being Altuve
>>67243176
mariners usually always have good bullpen as far as i an remember the past decade desu. it's like the only thing that seems to go right when everything else goes so wrong.
all these walks
>>67243204
less
:^)
>>67243206
manlet detected
>>67243206
he's a fucking manlet
>>67243217
it was pretty bad last year. 2014's was the best though
Seff "I was born on 1st base" Smiff
>>67243227
>implying
BASED SMIFF
What the hell was Escobar trying to do?
SMIFF: PROFESSIONAL HITTER. AMATEUR BASERUNNER.
way to hang in there smith
SMIFF IS WHITE HOT
Too bad for Guti's playing time.
SEFF SMIFF
THE OBP ADDICT
>>67243252
Guti should platoon with Aoki
>>67243247
He tries to make everything a highlight play
fun when it works
>>67243265
this
It's been too long since we've seen a CRUZ MISSILE.
they did it again
come on cruz hit this
>>67243284
hes had 3 non at bats this game
Just throw at Cruz's head. It will be worth the run
STOP DOING THAT
wow
it can't get much worse than this
FUCK OFF ROYALS
THANK YOU BASED GEE
>>67243293
four now. what the fuck royals pitchers?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You trying to start some shit KC?
not cool royals
at least the m's got a run
>>67243293
4
fuck the royals
we got another run
but at what cost
FUCKING KYS ROYAL FUCKS
FUCKING TOSS HIM ALREADY
JESUS CHRIST WHAT A FUCKING CUNT!
THROW HANDS NELLIE
mad as fuck bruhs
Lind, kys my man
>>67243343
this
That was some great pitching. He knew he wouldn't get Cruz out so he threw at him and pitched to the shitter who was up next
>Kansas shitty so butthurt they have to injure players
can anyone tell me why Lind would go up there swinging right away when this dude just walked in a run basically?
DHL shouls have pinch hit there
>>67243343
this should be the Mariners slogan this year 2bh
also daily reminder that Goldsmith > Sims
>>67243330
This make me think. Who would be the M's player most likely to throw down after being hit?
If Cruz is out tomorrow because of elbow soreness, I'm gonna be real mad.
DHL would have delivered there. Lind, you suck ass.
>>67243356
Guessing first pitch dead red, same way he got his only HR
>>67243371
felix. or Iannetta.
he should bean the first batter
>>67243371
felix in an interleague game
>>67243371
Seager's got some fire in his belly
>"up and in, hit him"
Based fan
>>67243371
aoki
>>67243393
No need. He's in a solid groove. Just shut em down and if Taijuan feels like it, he could put 98 in Morales' back tomorrow.
LETS GO FUCKERS!!!
not miley
Based Miley
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Now, if I was a Seattle fan, I'd scream and shout and piss on myself and also poop a little, but that looked like an accident
HE WANTED TO HIT HIS ELBOW PAD AND GIVE UP THE RUN!!! TAKE HIS FUCKING NUTS
like
>hitting Gordo
Notice how the Seattle fag laid on the ground and cried even though he was hit on his armor while Gordo took his base like a badass
>That fucking drunk guy yelling in the background
He sounds like he's having a good time
Would an old person in a casino gambling who has lost so much he tries to win it back best describe Lincoln's legacy?
whats he thinking lads
>>67243443
Trying to win it all back on penny slots without bonus games.
what happened?
>>67243435
There's a reason he's wearing the elbow pad, asshole. Cruz was plunked in the same spot twice. Gordon's knuckles just barely got scraped.
>another 7+ inning start
This pleases me.
>>67243464
Why did i trade trumbo and trade for lind
from M's Twitter
>>67243464
>what state is kansas city in?
>>67243474
what do you mean
>>67243484
$$$$$$$$$
>>67243464
He's scared of the monster that he's created.
>>67243474
Seattle, Washington residents were engaging in sissified histrionics
I, for one, am shocked
>>67243464
>Why does my wife insist on fucking my butthole? When will it be my turn?
>>67243497
too bad hes batting .188
:/
>>67243464
Fuck analslime
>>67243500
I know its all hindsight, but anyone would pay 9 mil and lind for trumbo
not to mention the three arms he gave up for lind
>>67243475
Cruz cried like a bitch
>anglels
>>67243526
dude needs to wear a piss diaper
>>67243521
He doesn't like Trumbo. I'm not sure which part of Trumbo's game he didn't like. It might've been his defensive play but I'm most likely wrong about that.
>>67243490
adding to dingercanoe
>>67243516
yeah he could be better
I went to a Mariners game 2 years ago. There is a strip club right next to the stadium
Miley looks like he should be gutting a wild boar right now
>>67243570
did you cum on a strippers ass?
ESKY FUCKING SPRINT TO FIRST YOU PIECE OF SHIT
so I dont think we need insurance runs today
hey kc fans how many innings has it been?
>>67243618
They told me creampies only so I didn't go in
Please let Miley try for the complete game, please.
twenty-five (25) scoreless innings
these dudes need to wake the fuck up
escobar needs to stop trying to be a one man highlight reel
cain needs glasses
gordon needs to calm the fuck down
kendrys "ham salad" morales needs to stop daydreaming about fucking food
too many walks
omar infante
wake up dudes
CYBORG IN TO FUCK YOU UP
>>67243667
U mad?
>>67243676
scoreboard
Why are you wasting your closer?
>>67243676
lol
should have had him start over bitchboy ventura
>>67243693
he hasn't pitched in a week
such a comfy game
>>67243654
Pussy
>>67243688
Pennantboard
BIG GAME WADE
How's he doing for you Seattle?
>>67243693
>>67243706
I guess you need to have a lead to need your closer
>>67243718
MAD
A
D
>>67243693
You can't waste a cyborg you retarded faggot
>>67243726
thanks doc
>>67243721
pretty bad actually
it doesnt take much to beat the Royals though
>mfw they said the royals were good
CRY ABOUT IT FAGGOT
Cyborg is better than Mariano Rivera
crying is legitimately Seattle culture
>>67243780
>Kansas city talking about culture
>>67243780
Incest is legitamtely Kansas City culture
How expensive was that 0 for 4 game from cano?
lets close this out miley
WADE MILEY IS COMING BACK OUT
>>67243667
Sounds like the memeiners 2bh. Glad someone got our bad luck.
Seff Smiff has 3rd highest OBP in the AL with min. 40 PA
>Ryan sighting
>>67243787
>Seattle talking
I thought they banned that because it was ableist
>can0
Lame
>>67243824
a lot less than the CSGO loss for the royals
>>67243844
dem big arms
>>67243852
You're probably wrong 2bh
>>67243824
Those Cano bux would have been better spent boarding up men's bathrooms
>>67243862
Of course, punters are the best athletes on a football field
HAWT CORNER SHUTTING DOWN HITTING STREAKS
SEAG
great catch seags
FUCKING HAWT CORNER
>yfw the royals booty blast the entire city of Seattle tomorrow
5 series wins in a row
seemed like just yesterday we were 2-5 and 1-5 at home
>>67243901
series is already won m8
there is nothing they can do
is wade elite?
>shut out by Miley
Top jej, gg royos
except that one dude
>>67243901
hopefully
if this shit doesn't light a fire under them, i don't know what will. gotta be the low point of the season right here
gg seattle u win u win
Fuck yeah. Cgso! GG KC bros
>>67243901
i dun care nigga. already won the series.
5 in a row M's bros! Nice CGSO. 0 runs allowed in two games? Glorious weekend to be an M's fan.
that went very smoothly
gg kcbros
gg kcshitters
>Miley with a complete game shutout
who would have ever thought?
>>67243901
>implying royals can even score 1 run
>>67243937
beautiful
Hey, winning is fun!
hahahahahahaha "FUCK YOU"
based Miley
ayyyyy he got dunked
>>67243939
I thought he'd at least let up a run or two.
The double bath woo!
>>67243971
kek
lol poor miley
Chances seager gets another gold glove this year?
