Cruz goes yard due to bobblehead night mojo
lets go Ms
i'm ready for 5 straight series wins LADS
Nothing better than some evening baseball after a busy, sunny, western Washington Saturday. Win another series M's!
>its not a guti day
:(
>>67240816
>tfw no sweep
>>67240849
everyday is a guti day in our hearts
Mariners playoff odds:
BaseballProspectus - 55.9%
FiveThirtyEight - 46%
Fangraphs - 41.1%
any royo fans here?
>>67240968
Do they have division winning odds?
>>67241083
no they went to bed
>>67241083
Royals are on a 4 game losing streak
probably wont see any unless they win then the general will be filled with shitposting
pretty standard for any fanbase
>>67241096
BP: 46.5%
538: 31%
FG: 31.4%
SMIFFF FUCK YEAH MY NIGGA
SEFF "THE PROFESSIONAL" SMIFF ripping shit up!
>>67241151
Thanks M's bro. Gotta avoid the fluky wild card game.
SEF SMIFF!!!!!!!!!!
SEFF
LOOKIN LOOKIN LOOKIN GONE
SMIFF
101
already scored in the 1st inning
Statcast projects Seth Smith's HR at 429 feet
AYYY SMIFF
venturas a pussy
>>67241213
The longer you stare at this, the funnier it gets. The Great Bone in the Sky
>>67241213
we should get a transparent leonys martin crashing into the wall in this bitch. build it up
2 on base
>tfw that will be our only hit again and we'll still win
>>67241293
dont worry
seager will break our hearts a little bit more
THE SEAGER HAS AWAKENED
SEAGER
LET IT FLY SEAGUL
>>67241318
HOLY SHIT!!!
Im Sorry Based Seager
>>67241318
WHAT WAS THAT BITCH?
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEAG
This is how I expect the rest of the royals season to go ;_;
>>67241318
not
>>67241373
I HATE HIS FACE I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS FACE
fuck dripping we're gonna pour it on
>>67241434
mariners can handle a little water anyway
>>67241434
these KC niggas are about to see some real rain
>>67241249
here ya go
Rally starts now
@jacksongenerals
BALL. GAME. @RyanYarbrough2 with a complete-game shutout in game two! 5-0 is your final!
i like him
>>67241495
we should get an outline of Martin. i'll try it after the game
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Bigger head, Sal Perez or Abreu?
easy
>>67241552
of him crashing?
>>67241495
I have a feeling by the end of the season, this thing will be radically different and grow organically as ideas come.
DP AROUND THE HORN
>>67241593
yea. like martin cut out of the background
>>67241614
ahh ok
>>67241594
it's going to be full of the ebin memes of the season and of taijuan walker for throwing his 1st of 3 career no-hitters
That was a pathetic attempt by the ballgirl
>>67241614
>>67241644
It needs that chalk outline they just showed on Root.
>>67241692
why didn't we sign this one to a big contract?
another walk
>>67241701
CHECK THAT DOUBLE
>>67241762
Did they let some down syndrome kid make the outline for charity or something?
>>67241701
>>67241762
ill use that
>jerry dipoto will never smile this big right in your face
ALL STAR INFANTE
>>67241863
he might do it one day
>>67241863
That's a full on face boner. I'd have one too if I got to do that.
>>67241863
Is the guy holding the K the host from attack of the show?
dangit kyle
NICE DEFENSE YA GOT THERE
OUT
U
T
He's out.
>>67241998
NICE OFFENSE YA GOT THERE
Unlucky
OUT
OUT
OUT
OUT
>>67242032
YOU WERE SAYING?
>>67242032
>>67242066
you can add a few innings to each of these
damn can we get a break at least once? even when we do well we get fucked
>>67242066
>living in the past
>tfw shit defense and a double and still no runs scored
>>67242066
stranded
>>67242066
He was saying "NICE OFFENSE YA GOT THERE"
>>67242102
you wouldn't understand
LOL RISP
>>67242066
>risp
Yost really needs to move Cain down in the lineup
>>67242092
>20 innings
Who /Watchingastreamofthegameintheforestwhileeatingtrailmix/ here?
>>67242237
I wish I was
Top kek how long you got left on that Cano contract Mariners?
>>67242265
>implying he's bad
Remember that time that Cano hit all those home runs in the HR derby?
Don't hurt Cruz you ass!
dont hit cruz you jerk
HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED MEMEINERS
>>67242265
maybe you can pick another one of players who isn't leading the AL in homers and rbis to make fun of
>>67242287
That was seriously the greatest moment in home run derby history
DHL would've killed that :^(
>>67242265
Cano has the same war as moose and more than any other player on the royals
>>67242293
>scoreboard
@Mariners
*Boomstick Bobblehead shakes its head in disappointment*
>>67242318
>same WAR as moose
How much does Cano cost?
LET'S GO ROYLELS
Royals
>>67242293
HAHAHA the mariners didnt score a run that inning!!
>>67242092
Does pizza bro not post pics of that girl he is stalking anymore?
Kendrys
pls
>>67242374
I guess not
>Kendrass
Sit down Molasses
>>67242374
He's busy in photoshop right now.
Sit down Kendrys
The Kansas City Swings And A Misses
Did I do good? Aoki and Martin are swapped and there's nothing I could do about it.
>>67242374
every time i do i get b&. Ms are doing to good for me to be b&
got em
>>67242419
>Aoki in center
Please anon, make it stop
>>67242383
r8 my pix
>>67242419
you did good, my son
>the who's won again
>we're losing to shitattle memeiners
What the fuck is going on here?
>>67242092
>21 innings with no runs
>>67242432
Looks like a team that could win a world series
>>67242428
There's nothing I could do about it. They're all listed as "Outfielders" and it decided to put Aoki there for some reason.
>>67242446
they're overperforming, royals are underperforming
they play 162 games for a reason
this does suck though
>>67242432
>>67242459
photoshop it
I cant look at it
>>67242435
*wife's son
ftfy
>>67242446
>MUH FREE WINS
Get fucked roylels. We elite now that Lincoln's gone!
>>67242473
we dont need r9k memes here
Kyle Seager looks like a dumb sweaty ham
>>67242237
>>67242470
too lazy desu. Maybe looking at DHL's beautiful smiling face at 1st will make you feel better.
If the royals lose this series to the Mariners it will likely end up being the low point of the entire season
>>67242475
Lincoln and Armstrong should be added to the Dingerboat picture, hanging from nooses on the shipping cranes in the background
>>67242489
>implying Seattle doesn't actually have the highest concentration of wife's sons irl
>>67242521
perfect
>>67242475
Can anyone else believe that a it took for the M's to be good again was for an old man to step down?
Mind blowing.
>>67242540
what is california for $1000
>he didn't catch that
Kansass Shitty "baseball" everyone!
Nice bunt Kmart, proud of you :^)
>the city of kansas
>bunting
HAHAHAHAHAHA
at least marte got someone to 3rd there
>>67242514
Pretty sure that was getting swept by Analslime.
>5th run
>>67242559
please don't bully me
Omar why did you throw home? FUCKING WHY
another run
Fuck yeah Seager with some speed. Nice small ball fellas.
>not even an out to show for it
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
stream link?
>>67242595
what are you gonna do about it, bitch boy?
>>67242601
>Omar why
all you needed my dearest family
>>67242612
http://wiziwig.ru/baseball/watch-a57159-kansas-city-royals-at-seattle-mariners
here
YOST TAKE OUT VENTURA HE IS FUCKING DONE
>
>3 hits
>5 runs
They're not even playing like a Major League team
this has been unrelentingly pathetic the whole week
so many walks
ded martin
BASES LOADED FOR BASED SMIFF
>>67242588
No it will definitely be losing this series
WHY ARE WE SO GOOD THIS YEAR BROS?
>>67242648
thanks pizzabro.
>>67242588
>>67242651
fellas
they're both pretty shit
Cano about to take'em for a boat ride
>>67242648
it keeps getting better
>>67242671
NO
MORE
NINTENDO
>>67242671
because the m's hired a good gm
>>67242648
10/10
Yeah Yordano hit more batters you dumb baby
>>67242629
shitty lag but thanks
>>67242684
we /microsoft/ now
>>67242681
cano can keep the canoe
I want off this ride
MAYBE YOU FAGS DIDNT HEAR ME LAST TIME. HOW MANY YEARS LEFT IN THAT CANO CONTRACT?
that could have gone better
RISP?
motherfucker
>>67242730
>>67242740
>>67242729
Good thing Canos teammates can score runs
Do the Royals know what runs are?
>>67242729
this many
>expecting Ventura to plunk Cano
>didn't happen
I am so confused right now
Guys, what the fuck?
>>67242762
Answer the question
>>67242762
You guys are mean for no reason :(
>>67242776
he gave you an answer desu senpai
>>67242782
>no reason
>directly replying to KC shitposting
>>67242788
Have the English classes in Seattle been eliminated for tranny history or something?
nice 3 and out royals
>blink
>inning over
>>67242808
you seem to be confused buddy
What's worse, KC "fans" banter or KC's offense?
wow, i didnt have time to take a break from shitposting before that was over
>>67242837
kc's offense because at least their banter exists
>>67242808
>>67242782
>>67242776
Kansas City has not scored a run in 22 innings
ATTA BOY YORDANO
>>67242837
>muh faucets
STOP FREAKIN'. CALL BEACON.
>It's an "opposing pitcher walks everyone" episode
isn't he your ace?
>>67242880
I like those episodes
>>67242883
he is fucking terrified of Cruz
>>67242864
surely you mean 2 inning r-right?
>>67242883
no
he got sent down to the minor leagues last year
Scott Servais is so much better than LOLoyd McLendon
so many M's fans liked him. Idk why. Servais knows how to actually work the count and play small ball
>>67242883
That would be wade davis
>>67242896
22innings
2
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n
i
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g
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>>67242900
I must be thinking of another team and player
>>67242903
his bullpen use is wack but he's learning
>>67242876
>>67242903
his only flaws are his sometimes questionable line up choices and his Packers fandom
>>67242924
some people call him "ace" because "Ace Ventura", that may be the confusion
>>67242903
muh match ups
THANKS FOR THE DUBS
>>67242927
I don't care how terrible this commercial is, it needs to keep airing for the next decade
So what's the anti drip meme?
PIRD?
>>67242951
Usually has something to do with plumbing/plumbers
>>67242939
seager found his groove
WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOOSE FAUCET NED
WE'RE GONNA NEED THAT DRIP
>hitting salvy with the bat
What a fag
Chris Young has been shitting the bed for you guys? :( i liked him
>>67242960
hows the minor league club hes coaching doing?
>>67242967
did someone say drip?
>>67242945
the girl is qt too
SICK NASTY CURVE
SIT DOWN FAGGOT
>>67242995
>posting shitbucks
>>67243001
why do kc fans type in all caps?
>>67242986
they're 8-12. they were the worst AAA team last year so it's not on him
>>67243010
gotta wake up the memes
>>67243010
BECAUSE WE ROOT FOR THE CHAMPS
>>67243021
i feel ya
>>67243024
>mfw this series
ALCIDES "FREE OUTS" ESCOBAR SHITS THE BED YET AGAIN
>>67243008
Sorry, here's the patrician's choice of coffee shop
8)
LORENZO "2 FOR 30" CAIN LUCKS HIS WAY TO FIRST BASE
>>67243039
>mfw this eries
if kuma could just pitch like he normally does we could be really good ms bros
making our shittiest starter look elite
>>67243008
Sasquatch does not like Howard Schultz
Damn, it looks like Cano only has a 12" vertical.
>>67243072
m8 its 2016
>>67243072
>2016
>>67243074
Just wait for Miley or Karns to regress then call up Paxton.
Myfuckindick
>>67243081
they did that last year, too
they'd lose to the shitter nobody but would fairly often embarrass aces
how many innings has it been since KC scored a run?
its been a comfy game guys
>>67243084
We realize that it is [CURRENT YEAR] but even if you look at [PAST YEAR] you will not find a Seattle worlds eries so we understand why you think that being defending champs doesn't mean anything
>>67243121
I need to poop
>>67243112
but they just lost to the ms ace yesterday
Are they trying to do both this year?
