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Selby leading Fu 14-13
anime
>>67230462
NAWTY FU
First for boobs and balls.
Leopard vs cheeta edition
>>67230541
bet she likes a black bull in her pink pocket
Tomorrow we shall all \(°__°)/ give our power to Ding to steamroll either one of these meme player Fu and Selby.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
>>67230582
>Selby
>meme player
Germany what are you doing
Who /CHEAT/ here?
>>67230666
Go away, Satan
>>67230561
Ayyyyyyyy
Is /147/ the comfiest general?
>lying on the sofa
>kettle on
>just had spaghetti
>electric fire on
>chocolate digestives for dipping
Who else /comfy/ here
Also based FUUUUU
>>67230666
Don't you have some dogs to go eat? You barbaric fuck.
xth for comfy midnight snooker
Bit late to the party here.
What's all this about nawty cheating?
>>67230788
It's pretty comfy.
>>67230881
FU shoved one finger in the hole, it was red, he blushed and did not tell anyone
>>67230881
Marco Fu touched a red ball by accident with his fingers while taking a shot, and didn't own up to it.
>2nd thread
Who /blanketwithsleeves/ here
>>67231088
i'm /dressinggownandblanket/ here
>>67231088
/skitrousers/ here desu.
You could fry an egg on my legs.
>>67231123
>>67231088
Today is a /dressinggownandtea/ day
I should go out tonight, but i'm just too damn comfy
>>67231079
the rarest and best of feels
>>67230788
I think snooker has to be the comfiest sport as well.
>cmon ronnie
>It would be criminal if he (Ding) wouldn't win the finals
t.Hendry
100% seconded this statement
>>67231231
It's a pretty top tier sport.
Hoping for an all /a/sian final.
>>67230788
/cric/ is pretty good after you filter the aussies and kiwis
>>67231326
Nah, it should be Selby.
Ding should win against the current Number 1 of Snooker. Makes the win more worth it.
>>67231307
He will if he handles the pressure... but this is Ding/
how many times do those cunts need warning
>>67231362
If it's Selby, Ding will get the yips. Fu would be a different story.
I always watch the world's funked up on synthetic opioids [tramadol etc) for maximum pleasure
Takes a few weeks for me to kick the habit after but it's such a winning combo.
Learn how to switch off your phone grandad
>Gets told to turn phone of
>Doesn't turn phone off
What's wrong with these people?
>>67231527
they're probably pissed off Ronniefags
>>67231429
They are almost on equal grounds head to head.
And this Selby now is total shit.
>>67231362
Selby would beat Ding I think. I'm not sure if he has the stones to beat the Number 1 in a world final.
Plus if FUUUU nicks it against Ding we'll have a new villain to hate.
They should be kicked out on first warning. No refunds. Enough is enough.
Absolute ruffians.
STRING THEM UP
BURN THEIR FAMILIES
DESTROY ALL PHONES
>>67231527
The absolute worst type of people.
And Selby was so pissed off that he actually went for a pot instead of a safety.
Ship em off to Australia
They should add hazards between snooker frames like rough areas and little robots the other player can control. Like a sort of snooker/robot wars mash up.
Me in the crowd desu lads
[Sent from my IPHONE 5 (tm)]
>>67231578
I can't imagine the ushers at the Crucible are really on the ball.
>>67231609
absolute madman
dare you to yell TSFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67231614
Probably the most controversial thing they've ever had to do.
>>67231604
They could put pinball paddles over each pocket, and one player tries to pot balls while their opponent has go run around defending the pockets.
>>67231574
I'm sure the people around him tutted him into complete fucking shame
>>67231558
He played a lot better against Kylo Ren. I'm pretty sure, he will suddenly be in winning mode and lift an undeserved trophy, if he gets to the final.
>>67231604
Wonder what that man is up to these days. Hopefully they get him back for the reboot
>ton up banners
What a bunch of mong's
T O N
O
N
U P
P
>>67231578
It's been me life. I've been obsessed with it me whole life... That and snooker. Sorry. Back to the snooker.
Was it Shakespeare that first said... What is snooker?
>>67231351
/heem/ is fun on a big fight night but off season it is fucking dire
>>67231654
i'll do it right after his 147 in the next frame
>Smellby
Watch it go to 16-16 and FU cheating by putting a ball in with his hand, going to the final.
>Selby hates good snooker so much that he just stops playing when he reaches a century
>Marco Poo
It's funnier when the belgian gay referee flips out like this.
>>67231726
This match reminds me of the whole sketch desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cq8y0pBfTA
Do british people really clap when they get asked to turn their phones off?
Ref going hard on this scummy crowd
As it should be
500 million viewers for dings match.
Fucking crazy
>>67231775
kek
>soccer
FUCK OFF YANK
>soccer BTFO
>500 million Chinese watching
If you believe that you can believe anything
What's up with the brown ball ?
What frame/points was it when FUUUU cheated? I remember /147/ a couple of days ago talking about Mark Allen saying FUUUUU was a cheat.
>>67231775
nice
Reds looking a bit like a swastika there
>>67231844
it's a chocolate ball
the winner gets to eat it
A cheeky bugger could install a coughing sound as ringtone.
Nobody will suspect a thing.
Imagine if John Virgo mentioned pic related
>>67231844
Cheeky cunt ball, always wants to sit in the middle at the top of the table. Fuck that ball.
>>67231911
>this was 2 years ago
Fucking hell
Snooker is such a comfy sport.
Who /comfy/ here?
>>67231891
Sensiblechuckleatdennistaylorsinoffensivejoke.wav
>>67231852
I think frame 27
>>67231937
Was it really, fucking hell.
I think /147/ posters are always the exact same people lel
>>67231891
I've always wanted to do that actually. Maybe for snooker, you could get a come-on-Ronnie ringtone.
>>67231941
I believe we are all already in agreement regarding how comfy this sport is
>>67231911
>the molester from leicester
Gets me every time
>>67231980
What determines a comfy sport
>>67231983
That was my one, not even memeing.
Sausage knight is my favourite
>>67231983
Always Human Leopard and Sausage Knight that get me
>>67232033
You can play eurotruck sim and not miss a thing.
>>67232033
Snooker is largely quiet and green. Its like elysian fields. Playing in heaven.
For me it's the Hoover.
>>67232033
Does it evoke feelings of contentment? Can you be comfortable watching and enjoying it?
Usually slow paced and relaxed. Snooker is a prefect example.
FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP COUGHING
>>67232147
*summons a 147*
If I had a cough that bad, I would stay home out of shame.
>>67231983
All about blue balls m8
Getting hard thinking about munching on her arse
I've outgrown team sports.
Snooker and darts for me from now. Maybe I'll give tennis a chance. And some more motorsport maybe.
>>67231983
It's the best one on there for sure.
>>67232130
>that resolution
do you browse on a calculator?
>>67232130
>pot the red, pot the blue, we will come through
wew
>>67231955
Thanks, just watched it. Shameful from FU
>>67232148
It's pissing me off so much. The same thing happens with classical music concerts.
People cough more in 10 minutes of snooker than in a year of their life.
>>67232175
Tennis is great. Besides snooker probably the most challenging in terms of psyche. Also really fun to play.
>>67232148
I just don't get why these people don't do that. It's a purely selfish mentality, same dickheads who leave their phones on.
>>67232175
Boxing is looking good for the next year or two; you should give that a go. If you don't like it, it will be boring again soon and you can stop watching it.
CUSHIONBALL
>pingas
This table has had enough of fus cheating cheekiness
>>67232175
Do you into /heem/
>>67232175
Olympics soon. Great for individual sporting achievements.
>>67232246
Used to watch it a lot as a child. Our neighbors were really big into boxing and friends of the biggest Danish promoter.
We had a great meme boxer, "Super" Brian Nielsen. Fought Tyson and Lennox Lewis. I just get turned a bit off by the fan base, at least in this country.
daily reminder snooker isn't a sport and if you watch it you ought to jump off a bridge
>>67232305
I was under the impression that the Olympics will be a huge disaster.
At the start of this tournament, anyone would have gone for the pot there. Now, when the standard is theoretically higher, players keep refusing shots like that over and over again.
>>67232326
Go away, Ronnie.
>>67232293
No
>>67232305
Yeah, literally nothing better. Also Giro and Tour de France coming up. Football is comfy during summer tournaments for me, but much prefer the World Cup.
>no safety selby
>>67232340
Yeah but I'll still watch it. The BBC had GOAT coverage during 2012.
>>67232326
rasheed
>11 hours of choking
>>67232388
>11 hours of coughing
Oh so the referee sees that
>11 hours of not a sport
>>>/asp/
>People rooting for Marco Fu
wat
Stop talking about the coughing
It's all i can hear now
>>67232449
He's a cheating cunt
>>67232419
I was afraid you died, hut boy-kun. See you tomorrow, hopefully!
>>67232419
Are you Austria lad's evil brother?
>>67232449
It's easy to root for the guy playing against Lelby
Has Fu ever been ahead in this match?
>John "I can do maths, me" Parrott
>>67232419
My rule for judging if something is a sport is, "Could it be played by Stephen Hawking?" The answer is no, therefore it is a sport.
That stupid girl with her TON UP sign
>>67232483
A proud achievement for a scouser desu
>>67232482
twice by 1 each time
>waving ton up banner after a score but not break of 100
>>67232473
So now Austria is the good guy?
>>67232505
Please have sex
>>>/asp/
Mark '2-time world snooker champion' Selby.
Book it.
>>67232522
>>67232509
Why are casuals even allowed in the crucible?
>>67232505
He could probably play curling
147 points :^)
closest thing we'll get to a 147
>>67232545
>implying Ding would allow that to happen
Nah, not happening mate. Would be a crime otherwise.
PINGAAAAAAAA
>another blocked black
motherFUCKER
>>67232559
Ding will deliver in the final, I'm sure
NAWTY
Marco Fuke
Why does Marco always look like he's sucking a lemon
>>67232624
Because he's a frog
Imagine going into a thread about a thing you don't even like and shitting on it in your spare time.
I don't understand people like that. I hate baseball so why the fuck would I go into a baseball thread?
>>67232624
That's his game face.
Makes me think of former Danish handballer Ian Marko Fog (the g is silent)
bi-hourly reminder that snooker isn't a sport and watching it is an admission of faggotry
>>67232666
Why?
>its a selby runs out of position episode
>>67232624
He has a man's chin but a woman's mouth.
>>67232666
Bad opinion
Bad digits
>>67232624
It's them prime as fuck DSL
>>67232645
These guys are pseudo hot pockets. They don't care about snooker, they just think their opinion matters, even though they can't even defend it.
>>67232666
Nice trips but get out.
Literally yawn: the sport.
It's so disgusting that a semi-finalist has such shit cue ball control
Where have all these shit posters come from today
>>67232752
We all thought like that once upon a time.
If I had a gf I'd fantasise about her pegging Selby
>>67232773
casual school children famalam.
Wife's son up in the balcony there
>>67232817
are u really that guy from the picture?
What does a vagina feel like?
Selby's wife a qt
>>67232833
she looks old and hagid.
Reminder that throughout the final, the commentators will constantly talk about players' family members and hope they get acknowledged on camera.
>>67232832
Like a hotpocket
>>67232833
For you.
>>67232832
Dunno lad sorry
>>67232832
Very warm.
>>67232773
All the good football matches are tomorrow, so there's no point in waiting around in the pre-Match of the Day thread, and they come here instead.
>>67232846
She looks nothing like him
>>67232883
>All the good football matches are tomorrow
yeah, swansea are playing tomorrow
marco fu is shit
white man wins again
get shit on ching pongs
>>67232883
>good
>football matches
>>67232891
I don't think anyone cares about post-Michael Laudrup Swansea
>>67232832
Soft and welcoming, but much looser than the death grip you are probably used to. Try touching the inside of your cheek; that's kind of close to it.
Sit the fuck down m8
Ching Chong Chinaman went to pot ball
Ching Chong Chinaman make a bad call
Ching Chong Chinaman make a bad hit
Ching Chong Chinaman a CHEATING FUCKING SHIT
>>67232832
dunno
>>67232887
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Thread is no longer comfy
who are Mr. Red and Mr. Cannon he keeps talking about
>>67232917
Dude that's weird as fuck it feels exactly like it
>>67232952
Agreed. Fucking shitposters everywhere.
>commentary keeps calling marco fu "the yellow"
no place for this in the modern game, sort it out Virgo
>>67232972
Some guy on /adv/ said that recently, and I was amazed at how right he was.
>>67231775
Based George. Had the voice of girl but the heart of a bull. A robot building bull.
>>67232994
I too enjoyed that post yesterday
>>67232994
Kek
>>67232972
should i finger my cheek for practice?
>>67233005
Was he a trans guy?
>>67233003
inb4 the autists start fingering their own cheeks and jacking off.
>>67232943
Jesus, is that 120cm master race?
Got a tenner on Selby outright, absolutely sweating it lads
>>67232952
>>67232993
samefaggotry
>>67233055
What's the return anon
>>67233056
Tripfaggotry
>>67233076
a whopping 26.25
>>67233003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8No4JP59DTQ
Such rationale is probably what makes this clip so stimulating.
Really trying to like one of the last three players in the tournament but I honestly have no preference. Just not selby cos he's already won.
Total charisma vacuum.
>>67233104
What's stupid bet
>>67233104
More than you had anon. More than you had.
>>67233123
selby is a far better player than o'sullivan could ever wish to be.
>it's a behind the whole match then win the final frame episode
>>67233123
Snooker is full of boring arseholes ngl, ronnie being the most boring.
>>67233141
kys
>the couching olympics has started again
What kind of deceases did these asians bring? My god.
>>67233123
B-but Ding is kawaii~
Could you show up to the Crucible (as a player) in jeans and a t-shirt if you wanted?
Are the ridiculous uniforms enforced by the tournaments or the sponsors?
STOP COUGHING
FUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67233123
fu is kinda cool
What a Fulish shot
>>67233123
>I only like o sulivan, he's a right character
>>67233123
>ronniefags
>>67233166
>Could you show up to the Crucible (as a player) in jeans and a t-shirt if you wanted?
no.
>>67233171
You mean cheating scum
>>67233145
>being able to clear the table within 20 coughs
>boring
>>67233166
Waistcoats are absolutely mandatory. O'Sullivan was treated like an absolute lunatic for taking his shoes off.
>>67233171
>The Former United Yugoslav People's Republic of Bosnia and Macedonia
>>67233166
Was wondering earlier why the crowd aren't required to turn up in formal wear, I feel it would add to the sport somewhat
Why does the human leopard always wear grey?
>>67233202
Because the Crucible is in Sheffield, they don't have formal wear.
>>67233196
>taking his shoes off
Literally what? Was he just in his socks?
>>67233166
You have to stick to the dress code.
Ronnie got to wear trainers once because he had a sprained ankle or something, but normally, it's strict dress code or you don't get to play.
>Mark "afraid of the dark" Selby
>Blue balls
>LELBY
Selby is wobbling so much when taking a shot, so annoying
J U S T
>he misses a shot
>OH WHAT A KICK
SELBY SUMMONING THE MEME GODS
HAPPENING
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
UMAD
ALLAHHU ACKBAR
THAT PASSION
>>67233221
Yeah. He went for a run the night before and sprained his ankle and had to get a doctor's note.
Selby is such a fucking meme
Doesn't that count as a foul, surely hitting the slate slightly affects the balls on the table
EMOTION
>C H O K E
Anyone remember when, I think it was Higgins used 3 extensions and the cue was long as fuck, remember one of the commentators said it looked like he was going fishing.
My arsehole twitched when he hit the table not gonna lie.What a beastly bull.
No homo
Not being funny or nuffink, but are you streaming lads ahead of actual IRL television or something?
Because I'm watching on YouView channel 101 and you're posting things about shots that haven't even happened yet I'm pretty sure.
What a time "to be alive"
>>67233312
iplayer is usually behind tv
Oh boy here we go another hour of selby safety
>>67233312
I stream via http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/35268605
iPlayer itself is bad.
Damn that shot was beastly.
>>67233337
( Y O U )
(
Y
O
U
)
>>67233284
Ref too busy watching dat ass.
Selby is well vexed
>selby
What the fuckery lol
>the absolute state of this choking molester
What a knob.
LMFAO
>1 hour shot time
>sinks cueball
ITS OVER
WHITE PEOPLE ARE FINISHED
>It would be criminal if he (Ding) wouldn't win the finals.
Do you agree with Stephen Hendry?
FUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67233417
Yes
>>67233417
Pretty much.
THE TORTURER TORTURES HIMSELF
Marco fu-cked uo
>you now realise James Wattana is 46 years old
He's nearly as old as your fat ma
This fucking chokefest
Position of the baulk colours is triggering my autism
>chalks cue
>ponders shot for a minute
>chalks cue
>bends down to take shot
>gets up
>chalks cue
Why does every snooker player do this? Was there not enough chalk on it the first time or is it some autistic tick?
>>67233514
It's called ball-tism anon
>>67233417
Not criminal, but he will win. Whoever wins this is going to be exhausted and will fall apart in the final. Just think how badly Larry Porkins fell off after beating Ronnie in a match like this one.
>>67233514
But their true home is in the pockets
The next 2 hours of safety is provided to you by Mark "no kids, let's use safety" Selby.
#tacticalbattle
>>67233550
Routine and ritual happens in sport.
>>67233550
It's just routine, like when a basketball player takes a free throw
This frame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hHx7gdN68
>these fucking commentators
>"i-i guessed its a good shot before the ball stopped guys"
>"I-im a expert "
>>67233614
>it was a good shot if he didn't miss
Lads.
Match of the Day has started on BBC1.
Just FYI.
>>67233660
Tomorrow is the only match that counts.
2k11 bebo m8
>>67233660
No thanks
>>67233660
finish up in time for the villa highlights please mark pal
>>67233614
>>67233648
They just do it for the (You)s from the crowd now.
>>67233717
>villa highlights
not this season blam (blood/senpai)
Ding is probably asleep by now.
>It's let's play another 30 minutes of safety episode
>yfw they break their record longest frame
>tfw you remember Big Break
>>67233757
Ding Doing nappy time
Taking so long. Soon I'll have to remove my contact lenses and put on my uncomfortable glasses.
What a shot
I'm watching the Dutch Eurosport, but I guessed at the English one that guy was shouting
>WHERES THE CUEBALL GOING
Is this right?
SNOOKER
E
L
B
Y
>3 reds on the cushion
get comfy lads, it'll be a long one
>>67233842
No he's not on this game
Thank fuck
>>67233842
No, Virgo isn't on
>>67233858
*puts milk in pan for hot chocolate*
This shit is heating up now lads
>he'll need good eyes
bit harsh on the chink
>>67233907
>those feet
Horrible
why does the ref keep saying "yellow ball" even though it's Selby's turn to shoot?
who comfy in bed here?
>>67233858
Make that 4 friend
>>67233954
wew
>>67233971
Here :)
>all 4 safe
looking forward to an 80 minute frame
Just had a look at those balls, I'm going back to the football
>lelby
Jesus Christ, they are playing more safeties on the table than in bed at the moment.
>>67233842
He's watching Match of the Day as we speak.
Fucking hell, this is like when I play on the wonky table at the pub.
we /attrition/ again
Why is snooker so comfy?
>>67234020
Playing safeties in bed?
Fu really fell for the selby meme in this frame
People watch sport to be entertained, but I am not entertained by Selbstmord's tip-tapping and pondering. I am not entertained!
>>67234063
It's quiet. Like the library of sports.
I'll post my dick if frame ends before 11pm.
selby looking like a drug addict at the moment
>>67234069
the dutch are crackers m8
FUUUUUUUUUU
>>67234090
>FINISH HIM OFF RONNIE, HE'S A MUG
>>67234063
>Quiet
>Polite
>Requires some sort of thinking
>Can be enjoyed with a nice mug of tes, or a smooth spirit
how do i get a girl to touch me?
>>67234091
Placing a 1.01 bet. You surely like to live dangerously, don't ya?
>>67234127
stick £50 notes to your arse
>>67234091
Texting Selby right now to tell him to concede
/RERACK/
/RERACK/
/RERACK/
>frame time only at 40 minutes
We aren't even halfway through the frame get lads.
Lovely shot
FU
U
>>67234127
go to the hairdressers
>>67234126
>players are gentlemen and admit when they've fouled
>bowties and wasitcoats are mandatory
>the clunks and thuds of balls hitting each other/pockets
Show her your cueball control
>>67234153
/PLSNO/
/PLSNO/
/PLSNO/
>>67234063
It's mesmerising. It's like watching psychedelic patterns in a dream. The bright colours and quiet make the whole experience feel abstract, and you don't even need to pay close attention to follow what's going on.
how do i make my life good? you snooker watchers are bound to know
>>67234169
him.
show him.
selby breaking gona have to take a bathroom break for another line
>>67234127
Stop playing safeties.
Fucking hell lads, I want to go to bed. Get on with it.
I'll post a video of myself windmilling my flaccid cock if Fu wins on a black ball game.
>>67234194
Go back to /brit/ with your inane babble.
Selby on suicide watch
>>67234127
Meet one, talk to her for a bit, then go home and give her a hug as you leave.
People in the crowd checking their watches. "Fuck sake - still got a 30 minute drive home after this dreck!!"
>>67234238
No one wants to see that
SELBY BAMBOOZLED
>>67234234
Same, I'm fucking sleepy
SMUG
HONGKONG
PEPE
>4th (fourth) attempt
Well and truly snookered
FRAME 33 INCOMING
THE DECIDER
>The Flukey Felcher
>>67234188
It's parallels the fundamentals of reality. Atoms, physics and astral bodies.
shoulda done that first time dipshit
I want Fu to win this frame just so this nice evening doesn't end and there's an epic 2-hour-long final frame.
>>67234271
...nor anon's flaccid cock!
Here all week. Try the turkey.
*looks up to the monitors to check if im going to be on tv*
why does everyone do this?
>>67234298
Also the chaos element of it, no frame is ever the same
absolute madman knocked it back safe
BBC having to cancel their shitty rack pack show because of this
>THESE FUCKING BALL POSITIONS
>putting the red on the cushion when you're 23 points behind
It's (Fu)ndamental that be wins this frame
Selby should stand on top of the table and show his silicone ass if he wins this frame.
I'll post a 10 minute video of me simulating oral sex with a cue next to my gfs sleeping face if fu closes the match with a 147.
>>67234336
bbc schedule managers on suicide watch :(
>>67234336
fucking good. Waste of the TV tax
This match has set back snooker 20 years
I can't believe were on course for a THIRD thread
get me off this ride
Almost 800 /147/ posts today
Wew
>>67234328
It's a game of fractions...
>>67234387
About 20% is about men daring to perform pornographic acts on video if [enter meme bet]
dat gilf in the blue cardigan
those old dears in the front are gonna snuff it before the final frame
Keep your eyes on the posh old ladies in the crowd. One on them will fall asleep soon, and we can use that in the /147/ bingo.
>watching snooker
>both players just trying to snooker eachother
What is this?
>all these cheeky snookers
NO
END
>>67234387
All the same 3 guys
>>67234422
>>67234428
woman in white jumper has already gone
>>67234429
They both put a condom on at the start of this session. Better safe than sorry.
>>67234450
Always safety first.
>>67234429
Snuker.
>>67234347
Gutted I didn't get a (you) for that
selbs is snatching it
Finish him off Mark
>LELBY
Selby win incoming
MADMAN
It's almost over
EUPHORIA
stop being shit
Just another day at the office for the Torturer.
poor fu he played a hell of a game (inb4 selbs chokes)
>>67234416
I'll film myself wearing a Coventry shirt and wanking onto a printout of this guys face if the hoover fails to clear from this frame.
>>67234387
Me on the left
How long has this frame been running?
I read "longest frame ever" on the news and that must have been an hour ago.
>>67234573
76 minutes is now the longest frame ever, still over 20 minutes to beat that I think.
fucking hell there might be an end in sight
Lol dumb audience
FINISH HIM OFF MARK I'M TIRED
>>67234573
That miss on the blue happened 50 minutes ago
Put a tenner on Bingham to win lads
Pls Mark let me go to bed.
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT
>back to safety exchange
INCH PERFECT
>the boy wriggling in his seat
Defo needing a weewee
>>67234573
That was a different one that lasted much longer than this. And that was only the longest Crucible frame; one in a different tournament lasted 100 minutes.
FINALLY! SAFETY TIME!
>>67234652
What if he needs a Pu?
>>67234634
Kek
>>67234556
Get to wanking..
What the fuck is wrong with you cunts
It's only 10 past 11
>>67234556
Get to it then
>>67234679
It feels so much later...
>>67234679
>0112
Flies all green 'n buzzin' in his dungeon of despair
Prisoners grumble and piss their clothes and scratch their matted hair
A tiny light from a window hole a hundred yards away
Is all they ever get to know about the regular life in the day;
An' it stinks so bad the stones been chokin'
'N weepin' greenish drops
In the room where the giant fire puffer works
'N the torture never stops
The torture never stops
>>67234679
It's 13 past 12 where I'm at, and watching snooker all day makes me sleepy.
>>67234679
It's about 4 in the morning in Finland
FOULING LIKE ITS 1999
I think Fu deep down knows he's finished. It's over.
The torturer just sitting there watching fu slowly die.
I thought if you didn't hit a ball 3 times you forfeit the frame?
>>67234736
He's literally being Tortured
>>67234714
Remember that fucking Robertson interview about the best players in different areas and he kept going ME ME ME ME
Miss rule.
>>67234729
Lol why you lying
You lot will challenge anyone
>>67234751
Only if you can hit a red directly.
>>67234751
that's only if you can see it
>>67234751
Only if you can see it
>>67234751
nah that's baseball mate
why didn't he do that with the first shot?
>>67234714
Slime and rot and rats and snot and
Vomit on the floor
Fifty ug-a-ly soldiers there
Holdin' spears by the iron door
Knives and spikes and guns and the likes
Of every tool of pain
And a sinister midget with a bucket and a mop
Where the blood goes down the drain
>>67234751
Not if you're snookered
fu is completely broken
>>67234781
why didn't he just pot the brown?
>>67234556
wew lad
>>67234743
Fu is being slain by the sausage knight.
Have mercy on Marco-kun ;_;
JUST FU MY SHIT UP
>Marco Poo
Proof that cheating doesn't pay, kids.
He's Fued himself
LITTALLY SNOOKERED TO DEATH
LEL UNIVERSAL SIGN OF CHOKING
gg lads check u all tomorrow
>>67234796
Good point. Good to see a fellow expert at /147/
Good lord tomorrow's final will literally be torture.
Fuck you Selby you boring cunt.
Thank God it's over, I can finally sleep.
YET HE CONTINUES TO PLAY
F I N A L L Y
I bet Fu feels like he's been well and truly molested after that.
147 incoming
An absolutely despicable performance from selby. I will be writing to the bbc about this and will not be watching the final. Disgraceful unsportsman like behaviour.
>>67234851
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>67234843
Ding's gonna twat him mate. 147 UP
Tbh the win sort of feels arbitrary. 3 more frames fu might have been winning.
Well that was a real humdinger. Let's get some analysis!
Of course Steve Davis enjoyed that
fucking hell la 2 threads reaching the post limit in 1 day
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
IT'S OVER
WHO /ETERNALLY ANGLO/ HERE
FEELS GOOD MAN
MARK 'THE ETERNALLY LONG FRAMES ANGLO' SELBY
>lot more balls
>get more points
>have better potting %
>lose game
Ayy
Can we campaign for the final to be best of 3?
>>67234874
THAT WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING
Why are Midlands accents so disgusting?
HENDRY HAS ACTUALLY GONE HOME THE MADMAN
That dick buldge
Ronnie is bashing one out in anger to this
He sounds like Tyson Fury
>>67234885
Get down to your local club and start practicing then!
>>67234883
Over 1000 posts in one day, for a sport that doesn't even require any running!
>>67234927
He's gone to have a "word" with Marco
>2 /147/ threads to bump limit on one day
What a time to be alive
>>67234944
the balls run tho
>>67234966
Thought you was tired?
WEAR THE FOX
WEAR THE BLUE
>>67234966
casuals...
See you tomorrow, /147/
>take a raincheck
What does that even mean?
>>67235016
Its a pre-internet meme
It's been a long day of snooker. Time to sleep. Good evening lads.
>>67235068
Me too, night m8, night lads.
Gg lads
>>67235016
In baseball, in the past, if it rained they might cancel the game and give people a "rain cheque" that they could spend on a ticket for the rescheduled game. Americans can't spell, though, and it's an American saying, so everyone calls it a "rain-check" now.
>>67234986
DAD
DAD
>>67232175
It's more team based (as in they get decent recognition unlike most forms) but endurance racing is the comfiest motorsport there is. On board cameras through the night are the best.
I think Spa 24hr and Nurburgring 24hr are the comfiest because of their forest surroundings.
>>67234312
>last saw the score at 13-13
>went out for mate's birthday
>get back from a decent night
>this post made me laugh harder than anything all day
Cheers, mate.
