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Battle for the Champions League!
If Leverkusen wins, they are officially qualified for the CL next season.
If Berlin wins, they will have a good chance to be in the CL next season.
In other news....
>pep
>buyern
best match will be monday 2bh
HOJBJERG
>buyern
>early
>shit op
how can anyone still take lothar matthäus seriously?
4th for BAYERN SCHWEINE
The only two /bundes/ jerseys I have
I'm not even sure who I want to see less in the CL 2bh
I don't want so see neverkusen choking around again, but i also don't want to see berlin getting raped in every game....
>Schurrle scores the consolation goal
How do we fix the wolf?
>>67223773
>schalke ending up 4th
go away neinhold
>>67223773
>scheisse 4th
lel
>>67222272
What happens with the open beer now?
Will they pour it away or just keep it until next week?
>>67223773
Neinhold please go
>>67223821
>>67223820
ihr werdet schon sehen ihr lutscher
>>67223779
thats more than what I have.
>>67223773
>schalke 4th
why are >schalke fans always drunk?
>>67223773
do not want
>>67222272
>no turkish girls
>no black girls
Didn't know Bayern was this racist. How problematic.
Thats totally not Refugees-Welcome
>>67223837
Show us what you got anon.
>>67223779
will you cheer for a draw in this match then?
>>67223880
n-no
I only own one Bundesliga "jersey"
And the Bavarian """""people""""" think they'll win against Atletico
who /werder wins monday/ here?
>Bayern will have to "celebrate" their league win in the Ingolstadt stadium in front of 8000 people after being kicked out of the CL
>>67223938
nobody
>>67223905
ouíííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííííí
>>67223933
funfact:
the majority of the customers are from eastern-germoney because the wanted to have the feeling of winning (anything) after DDR and theres no eastern-germoney club in bundes.
>>67223939
there are more bayern fans in ingolstadt than ingolstadt fans
>>67223779
I have only 2 too
>>67223688
first for dortmund title
>>67223968
>theres no eastern-germoney club in bundes.
yet.
the bulls are coming....
What part of atletico are you guys from?
>>67223905
pic?
>>67224035
the spanish part
>claim you will win the league
>don't
>>67224035
santiago de compostela
>>67224035
bilbao
>>67224035
the real part
>>67223779
CHI
>>67224023
>the bulls
thats exactly the same concept as buyern.
buyern + RBzuckerbrause = shekels > heart & soul
Sometimes I wonder how much of the stuff you guys post ironically is actually believed by you
>>67224127
>>>/11freunde/
>>67224161
22%
>>67224161
13,37%
>>67224035
The 15 federal states of Germany that aren't Bavaria
>>67224108
CHA
>>67224161
π %
>Allianzarena Werbung
>can't reach 4chan during bundesliga
RRRRREEEEEEEEE
what was the deleted post?
>>67224365
some cuck pic, nothing interesting
>>67224365
bintpol cuckposter
Not winning the title today is part of Pep's master plan to make sure the team isn't complacent/tired from the celebrations going into the next CL leg
>>67224406
>going into the next CL leg
charles
h
a
r
l
e
s
aranguiz
>Hoeneß: Hummels knocked on our door
>Rummenige: No, we asked him to come
Bavarian """honesty"""... and customers eat the shit up these criminals spout...
>>67224365
it was literally someone crossposting from /pol/
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/WgcfB1xtjJToO8zVzr4PLQ/
>>67224461
>Bavarian """honesty"""
tax-uli and rolex-rummenigger are criminals not only the meme-way.
its official.
dont believe shit what those maggots say at all...
>>67224474
>mfw comparing 2016 /bundes/ to 2012 /bundesliga/
how did this happen
I want it to end
Hertha will win 1:0
Dardai legend
anyone /KaffeeUndKuchen/ here?
>>67224514
there was no /bundesliga/ in 2012
>>67224453
mexican immigrants are called "chicanos", how do you call chilean immigrants?
Anyone else eating a small breakfast before the game starts?
>>67224514
delete /pol/
remove flags
>>67224529
made some iced coffee
>inb4 people school me about the only right way to drink coffee
>>67224531
I'm talking about the match threads you faggot
>>67224461
If someone invites you over, you still knock on the doorbell, you don't just walk in
>>67224529
bit late for that
>>67224544
>expecting bintpol to be well versed in social manners
>>67224542
>match threads
>good
kys kunt
>>67223895
No I want the aspirins to win.
>>67224588
hello newfag
>>67224563
/KaffeeUndKuchen/ after /bundes/ is GOAT time
or during halftime, also very good
>>67224538
>6pm
>breakfast
what's wrong with you?
>>67224604
/kaffeeundkuchen/ time is 14:00-17:30
>>67224127
where does bayern sell their energy drinks?
>>67224619
It's 9 in the morning where i live (california)
>>67224534
chilanos lol jk la'
actually chicanos are just american born from mexican parents
we don't have a name because we're not relevant, sometimes we hear from some chileans who travel to europe to steal in trains and shit, but still, no name
About to prepare a frozen pizza.
Haven't eaten one in almost a full year, but when I was at the supermarket the other day, one looked so good (on the box at least) that I couldn't resist.
It's with tuna.
Never eaten a tuna pizza before.
Wish me luck.
>>67224538
"""""""""""small"""""""" """"""""breakfast""""
>>67224760
all the /tv/ waifus live there
>>67224808
frozen pizza is very brand dependent
also especially frozen tuna pizza can be shitty someties, good luck anyway
>>67224760
Why do you people in California hate this man and his supporters so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tNQ9upvMTk
>>67224808
if it's cheap pizza and not from Lidl, throw it out
if it's brand pizza and not Ofenfrische, throw it out
>>67224872
It's mostly dumb Latinos protesting. It was a fun rally though
>>67224760
its 12 on the east coast
>>67224820
It's small for me.
>>67224808
thats sounds horrible
>>67224952
>>67224538
looks kinda flabby uezs (um ehrlich zu sein) famalam
>>67224855
>>67224896
It's from Dr.Oetker and called "Ristorante"
Bought it at Rewe
Anyway, the pizza is in the oven.
Should be ready in about 15 minutes.
>>67224944
*beast coast
>>67224929
It's mostly just dumb Mexicans, Hondurans, and Guatemalans. The rest of us don't have anything against against Trump because we came here legally.
>>67224997
you should be fine then
make sure to leave it in the oven a bit longer, tho. frozen pizzas gotta be knackig
>>67224952
are you a big guy
>>67224952
Fiber: 1e-93g per 100g
>>67224962
Well, I do like tuna
I'll see how it tastes on a pizza tho
>>67224997
>rewe
>dr. oetker
bourgeoisie get out of me bundes reeeeeee
>>67225010
It's weird in my situation. My parents came here illegally from Mexico. Now they're citizens for this country. Trying to convince them to vote for Trump senpai
BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT
BRANDT
>>67225097
no one gives a shit. what's up with americans always telling you their whole life story?
>>67225097
your parents should GET OUT then
Brandt is... on fire.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>67225013
>longer than 15 minutes
It will come out blacker and more useless than your wifes son.
>>67225091
Rewe is a middle class supermarket tho
It's somewhere between Aldi and Edeka
>>67225153
>implying a lot of things here
shut the fuck up Amerifats
I don't give a fuck about the laughable puppet show that is your inner politics
>>67225170
It more expensive than Edeka numbnuts
>>67224997
>Rewe
richfags please go
>shopping at rewe
>not just getting the same stuff at penny for less money
>Löw won't nominate Brandt to the Euros
>we will be stuck with Özil & Götze instead
>>67225097
its a weird situation for a lot of us
>>67225021
6'5 180 lbs, you tell me
>>67225205
>yfw Podolski got in over Brandt
>>67225229
>gomez
>>67225184
No it's not idiot
It's like that (from expensive to cheap)
1. Edeka
2. Rewe
* POWER GAP *
3. Lidl
4. Aldi
5. Netto
6. Penny Markt
>>67225271
aldi is cheaper than penny
>>67225132
Tell me your life story. I would like to know.
>>67225133
They're legal now.
>>67225254
Gomez is OK because he's the only decent true strike >we have.
>>67225271
Now rank them in quality.
>>67225271
Hell no Milka, Bärenmarke and Zimbo Aufschnitt are all more expensive at REWE.
>>67225205
Löw doesn't give a fuck anymore
He has achieved his legacy as a world champion manager and is now just chilling
Unfortunately our federation doesn't have the balls to fire him before the Euros...
>>67225327
Retarded. He could have gone as a world champion now he is going to ruin it and the worst is he will also ruin the WC 2018.
quality
Rewe > Edeka > Lidl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aldi >>>>>>>>>>> Penny >>> Netto
>>67225311
>Gomez is OK
lel
i get all my food at karstadt desu
>>67225360
Aldi Süd > Lidl >>>> Aldi Nord
>>67224805
I don't understand why Chileans specifically are always named as some of the worst thieving gangs in Denmark. Why Chileans exactly, and not Colombians or even Sri Lankans or New Zealanders.
>>67225360
Woah is Lidl that much better than Aldi?
Haven't been to Lidl for 5 years.
>>67225380
Well he is "OK".
Who would be an alternative?
I hope Löw plays without a true striker anyway.
>>67225295
so basically you are fine with illegal immigration? kk feel le bern
>>67225397
Perfetto is just REWE.
>>67225360
>quality
what are you basing this on? the store brand? because penny's and rewe's store brand are literally the same thing
Pizza is ready.
Gonna start eating in a few minutes
>Hertha
>>67225431
Lidl is very decent
Pacific Rim is a fun movie
>>67225360
I always use Penny. pretty great for everything and cheaper than the bigger supermarkets
BENDER
>>67225497
take pics
>>67225523
Wish there was a Penny close by
>>67225295
>Its a Mexican American Feels he is superior to Mexicans cause he lives in America Episode
>>67225205
löw hates blonde players
when will you guys finally realize this?
The best supermarket chain in my opinion is a Norwegian one called Meny
>>67225550
Podolski
>>67225564
>all this dust
You've lost control of your life.
Fucking hell.
Nice comments about the game here, I switch on and its 2-0
>>67224538
would eat
>>67225565
let me correct that: he hates ethnic german blonde players
the only exception is neuer, because it would be too obvious to not let him play
>>67224952
what does a large breakfest look like
>>67225587
I saved it from twitter. I wipe all surfaces once a day. It's probably the one area where I still have control.
Vizekusen won't win this
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
IBISEVIC
>>67225623
OK I was starting to get worried.
>>67225591
Berlin getting raped as expected.
Nothing newsworthy.
>there are people who actually believed Berlin would qualify for the CL
lel, /sp/ can be so naive sometimes
>>67225591
there are plenty of comments on the game see
>>67225125
>>67225130
>>67225134
>>67225504
>>67225535
not sure what you are trying to say my american friend
>>67225623
You don't even whipe yourself once a day
>>67225652
This
>>67225659
>you
Leverkusen club shop
>>67225659
>you
i guess you forgot about the supernatural choking abilities of neverkusen
>>67225666
I want in depth analysis
Like>>67225659
Shinji thinking about playing Ape Escape after the game.
Harry Redknapp at Nantes-Nice earlier today.
>>67225683
DAS RAYCISS
the mexicans in california will riot again when they see this
>browsing /bundes/ on your phone let alone an iPhone
this is some disgusting shit
>>67225692
>implying Leverkusen won't comfortably win 4-2
>>67225709
>going with 5 guys to get a dealers number
Beta as fuck
>>67225703
how is this more interesting than in depth analysis of german supermarket pricing and denmark posting?
What are the chances of Buyern choking in their remaining games?
>>67225759
>not knowing Denmark uses an iPad
I want newfags to leave.
>>67225792
0.911%
I was at Lidl 2 days ago and they had these Wraps on sale (DIY, not filled)
I'm the owner of 36 wraps now and will cook something to put in my first 3 later
>>67225657
What exactly am I looking at here?
>>67225706
>you'll never stand behind Shinji like this in the showers, gently kissing him on the neck and shoulders while stroking his penis
Feels bad man.
Tuna pizza guy here.
It tastes very good actually.
I kinda want to drink wine to it like the box suggests.
Atletico literally throwing away the last chance at the league title
what a bunch of idiots
>>67225857
Who cares about the league when you play in the CL final.
>>67225841
Do not sexualize the Shinji.
>>67225857
They still have an entire half, calm down
>>67225882
I think they'll get cucked by Real in the final again
>>67225884
I bet he has a feminine penis
>>67225835
balding ape
>>67225792
pretty high
>>67225830
I was there today and bought this because it was 44ct per bottle and there is nothing you can do about it.
The cashier even gave me Panini stickers and asked if I wanted an album too.
>>67225882
They should care about both or they will end like Bayern
>>67223688
>>pep
>>buyern
Explain
>CHI
>>67225792
7-9%
>>67225984
fatty please
>>67226019
why are bayern fans so old?
>this one müllermilch shill
I hope Hasenköttel and his team get relegated at the end of the season.
>>67226034
The only ones who can afford the pay €500 ticket prices on eBay
>you know remember all those bootleg jerseys from the russenmarkt
I have an Argentina with Batistuta, Juve with Del Piero with autograph and an old bvb one (Continentale era).
I also have two Icehockey Jerseys, they even have fake Starter patches, kek.
>>67226034
germany is old
>>67226055
literally not possible anymore
>that
>not a penatly
>>67225271
you forgot real
today I will add lots of sugar to a spicy dish
>>67226224
absolute madman
>>67226219
>real
>supermarket
that's a hypermarket
>>67226224
how could you
>>67226046
You should buy this limited edition before it's out of stock, Anon.
>>67226071
Not really.
>>67226265
How so? What about Kaufland?
>>67226104
It doesn't matter
>>67226317
Kaufland sucks.
>>67226317
>In commerce, a hypermarket is a superstore combining a supermarket and a department store. The result is an expansive retail facility carrying a wide range of products under one roof, including full groceries lines and general merchandise. In theory, hypermarkets allow customers to satisfy all their routine shopping needs in one trip.
and yes, Kaufland is also a hypermarket
Again, such a good from Kevin Volland. Great assists. Löw won't take to the Euro though because we all know Löw is an idiot.
>>67226412
Löw won't pick anyone from the Olympic squad
>>67226391
But REAL cut down on that a lot and Lidl has all the Silvercrest stuff and Aldi has Medion products
>>67226412
Löw is a weirdo
will löw pick brandt for the euros? certainly better than schürrle or podolski or whoever the fuck he currently prefers
>>67226467
see here
>>67226439
>>67226450
doesn't matter, real is a hypermarket, lidl & aldi are supermarkets
evening
lars bender scored his first goal in a year and a half nice
>>67226563
calm down
>>67226600
bon soir mademoiselle
>>67226600
Hello.
He played out of position and did great.
>>67226563
your a hypermarket
>>67225615
he hates schweini and muller and lahm?
I doubt it
>>67226667
>blonde
>>67226667
again, it would be too obvious not to nominate these guys
but whenever he can, he prevents ethnic german blonde players from playing in the NT
>>67224538
"small". That's enough calories for my day anon. I'm cutting at 1500.
kalou is very good too
>>67226710
>dat qt
good god
>>67226722
That is unamerican.
>>67226667
also this >>67226710
>>67226755
It's his middleschool sweetheart
>>67226761
holy shit lel
>americans will never start fighting their stereotypes
didn't lars play rightback for the mannschaft?
>>67226722
why do you eat fast food while you're cutting though
>>67226805
>Robben cutting inside of the pillar
best part of this
>>67226710
I guess we have different definitions of blonde, in the USA muller would be considered dark blonde
Holy shit that was close
>>67225132
TBQF (to be quite fair), Hans, he replied to another American post. And a German originally brought up Trump the Unstumpable.
I have decided on a film to watch later.
>>67226851
I am sure he would be
>>67226910
which one?
>>67226887
don't worry about that butthurt syrian
i find the american elections this year very interesting & highly entertaining and like hearing about it
>>67226939
Yeah just not on /sp/
>>67226913
we are the niggest
based Bully-Uli provoking shareholders
has Dardai lost it
>>67226939
>overly PC retards
against
>plain retards
wew
>>67226808
I don't...? I was saying that that breakfast was a lot of calories. That it was, in my opinion, "large". To illustrate my point, I compared the calories in that one meal, to the calories that I'm consuming in an entire day, suggesting that they would be equal, and therefor the meal would be considered "a lot".
>>67226851
Technically "dirty blonde", right?
>>67227057
okay fettsack
>>67226935
Le.Trou.1960.1080p.BluRay.x264-FiDELiO [PublicHD]
>>67227093
I'm sorry you're upset, I can't magically turn PSG into a good team.
>>67227041
It's more than that
It's cuckolds (Berniebros) vs religious fanatics (Cruz missiles) vs feminists (Shillaries) vs freedom fighters (MAGAs)
Ousmane Dembélé > Brandt > Sané
>>67227127
nice !!
>>67227192
Thanks I hope I will like it.
Trying to consume some French media to not unlearn my shitty French.
>>67227192
griezmann scored for atletico btw
>shitotoglu
when did he become so shit?
>>67227361
I really hope he and Atletico gets the title. but Barca has to slip
Hoarau is also being great with the young boys
holy shit based ozil
>>67227468
What happened?
>>67226807
You don't get to eat fastfood for breakfast without fusing with a few pieces of furniture
>>67227433
he was always basically about >muh free kicks
but now he's not even good at that
Good foul
>>67227192
topquec.
dat fucking save
>dat speed and save
nice tackle by kramer
>>67227715
>underrating dembélé
Snooker. The fellas in /147/ seem nice but I'm too shy to post there and I don't really have anything to say.
nice
>>67223980
>bayern
>fans
this is just great
>>67227990
why does he need that many middlemen though
>>67228020
if a manager gets a stadium ban he isnt allowed to communicate with the assistant manager directly, this way he can avoid that rule
Kommt heut noch was anderes außer Fußball?
>>67228020
obfuscation
>>67228020
make it less fishy I guess. I don't think that's authorized
>>67227879
>>67227990
How can he get away with this? If it were a white Englishman he would be called out, yet this guy is lauded.
>>67228020
to avoid cheating directly
>>67228020
because he's technically not allowed to communicate with the bench
>>67227837
Come join us lad, get prepared for a a comfy Sunday night of snooker tomorrow!
hahaha what the fuck weiser
>>67228061
Nein.
>>67228058
>>67228082
i see, i thought the ban merely prohibited cholo from standing in the technical zone, hence my confusion.
>>67227990
Is there a more based manager?
Actually klopp is better but this gty it's just GOAT
>nerverkusen will be allowed to choke around in the CL next season as well
oh no
>>67228255
why do Americans love cheating so much?
>>67228358
because all spaniards have it in their genes
see mourinho and simeone for example
>>67228358
well they are americans
Erinner mich mal wer das ich die Pizza noch raushol.
>>67228407
>simeone
>mourinho
>spaniards
is this post satire?
>>67228128
Yes :)
watching Scener ur ett äktenskap tonight
>>67228255
I like Rolland Courbis because he's been shot once
>>67227192
How is Dembele?
Apparently he's playing in Dortmund next season.
>>67228561
Bibi
>>67228611
Ingrid Thulin or Harriet Andersson are the superior Bergman actresses
>>67228573
very good. Not selfish, plays with both feets, already makes great decision on the pitch for his young age. Carrying a really poor team
>>67228448
iberians/latinos/spics they're all the same
>>67228255
hervé renard literally won the african cup of nations with zambia. next to him ranieri is worse than pep when it comes to winning with already stacked teams
>>67228692
Then I am looking forward to seeing what he can do.
Just going to leave this here... goodbye
>last panel: autosage
good night bundes
>>67228854
but the night is still young anon
aren't you going to be on the prowl tonight?
there are girls waiting to have sex with you
>>67228757
he's like a more agile mkhitrayan
>>67228764
based bkub
>>67228757
same
>>67228934
y-yeah, gonna have lots of fun tonight
>>67229073
LOSER
>>67229186
no bully
>>67229073
>>67228934
The only reason you don't get any is because you don't leave your home
>>67229605
expecting to get a lot of pussy in calella this summer 2bh
>>67229681
Have you been there before?
>>67229710
yes, but not in a hotel
i've been to lloret de mar twice, which is right next to it
but calella is a bit cheaper and apparently not as infested with russians and brits as lloret has become sadly
>Hummels geht auf Hoeneß los
>Der Noch-Dortmunder: „Ich habe mich nicht angeboten. Das ist der größte Humbug, den ich je gehört habe.“
Kek.. imagine how mad Hoeneß must be right now...
>>67229681
your dick might get infected
>>67229815
source?
>>67229815
>red hoeneß face
kek
Rumenigger also said Hoeneß misunderstood something. He's like that senile uncle now that no one takes seriously.
>>67229921
It's the BLÖD website opener
>>67229921
Bild
What happened to Wolfsburg? Last year it seemed like they would be the team most likely to challenge Bayern this year.
>>67229681
why are spanish girl so easy? I never understood this
>>67229953
First the Sammer thing, now the Kalle backstabbing... maybe they're trying to tell him: yeah, you can be our old senile uncle like Beckenbauer here, but nothing else.
>>67223727
Does anyone else laugh when people from mickey mouse football nations like Denmark get really excited when one of their few players that isn't complete shit does something?
>>67229816
2bh, you'll find a lot of clean nice german qt abiturientinnen there, who just want to have sex after the abitur stress
and the local spanish girls also seem clean
and i usually use condoms (if the girl asks me to)
>>67229815
>Kek.. imagine how mad Hoeneß must be right now...
When will you retards learn? That was Hoeneß' plan from the beginning. Just take a look at the Dortmund game from today. Thousands of people booing Hummels because they thought he was the one to initiate contact. It's too late now and Hummels will definitely leave thanks to the booing.
That's prison tactics 101.
>>67230076
I feel the same about Britain.
>>67230099
Would believe you if there wasn't the ad-hoc news, which basically means he's to 100% gone already.
>>67229807
Did you meet Francis?
>>67230133
Me too, unless we're talking about England.
>>67230218
I'm talking about Wales. England doesn't have any good players that make it outside of England.
>>67230024
>KdB gone, Draxler not doing enough to replace him
>Bas Dost ded for a while
>Gustavo ded for a bit, leaving Arnold to basically carry the midfield by himself
>>67230197
no
we went to his bar tho, but it was full as fuck
>>67230024
>be shit
>buy de Bruyne
>finish 2nd, win cup
>sell de Bruyne
>be shit
football can be a really simple sport
>>67230024
no strikers to score them goals
not letting Bendtner do his antics while giving him play time
had to save moneys because muh VW scandal so couldnt go shopping big in winter break
Allofs is a retard
Hecking is good, but not very good
>>67229815
>>67229953
LEL
passing the buck already? Those fans booing got Hummels SHOOK.
>>67230270
If you are English and grow up watching the best and most popular league in the world, why would you want to play abroad?
Anyway it's pretty obvious that players like Harry Kane and Dele Alli would destroy La Liga if they played in it.
>>67230079
yeah I am sure all the nice clean girls will go after you instead of the dirty skanks
>>67230680
well, it already happened
i even stayed in contact with a nice girl from detmold afterwards one time
but apart from texting it never led to anything serious
>Das waren nicht *die* Fans. Es waren nur 300, die mich schon vorher nicht unbedingt geliebt haben. Die haben die Bühne genutzt. Ich habe gesehen, woher das kam.
Holy shit, just how deluded is Hummels...
>>67231147
He's always been very convincend of himself and thinks he can't do anything wrong. It's the Bayern education but because he's very articulate and often spoke out against Bayern people didn't realize that he was essentially an adult sized Lahm all along.
So, is aranguiz playing good after a career ending injury?
>>67231147
Man....those 300 were really loud.
>>67231227
yeah, he's decent
>>67231227
Yes. Could have had a blooter of a goal if it wasn't for a save by Hertha's keeper.
>>67226939
You probably have a better understanding of US politics than most American anons on here.
P.S. Leave making the Champions League to me.
>>67228764
Oh hey it's Hertha's season in a nutshell. neat.
>>67231702
are you a CHI?
>>67231147
He's right though. As people realized how loud those retards were they drowned them out with clapping.
>>67231847
What's a CHI?
basel just won the league
>>67231889
united statian of mexican descent
>>67231927
Oh, no, my Mom has Irish ancestry and my dad has French and English, both were born in the US and all my grandparents and I think grandparents were born in the US.
I'm a diplomat brat though and I was personally born in Peru. LOL.
>>67231990
Haha
>>67231927
Is there a word for Amerifat of German descent?
>>67231990
quite the interesting CV
did you kill some peruvian hookers while over there and laughed at the peruvian people because they couldn't do anything to you because of diplomatic immunity?
>there are fans of "clubs" without seven straight wins itt
wew
>>67232075
krautburger
>>67231990
thats pretty neat
>>67232075
USMNT
>>67232087
The story with Peru was that while my mom was 9 month pregnant, there was a coup D'etat. My mom was in a Reuters press office filing a report for the VOA and the soldiers came in and deported all foreign press. My mom was too pregnant to fly so they just put my family under house arrest.
We flew back to America as soon as I was old enough to travel--maybe about a month or so. I've never been back.
I did lots of drugs and fucked a couple hookers in Costa Rica though. The first when I was in HS and the second when I went back as an adult when my dad died there.
>>67232122
Hmm
>>67232160
Kek
>>67231990
>both were born in the US and all my grandparents and I think grandparents were born in the US.
that means you're american?
>>67232171
how old are you?
>>67231147
Wanderer, kommst du nach Dortmund, verkündige dorten, du habest
Uns hier buhen gehört, wie das Gesetz es befahl.
did you hear the news, we nfl now
>>67232248
I will never get the intricacies of the draft system.
Why can't they just make sure all the best players end up at one club and concentrate on the sport?
>>67232309
are you mr. dean?
>>67232375
What?
>>67232395
What's Mr Dean? This is my first time in /bundes/.
>>67232506
i thought your last name is dean
i thought this was your father, because he was the US ambassador to Peru at the time of your birth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_W._Dean
One more assist and Mkhitaryan breaks KDB's record from last year
>>67232549
I just told you my mom was working for the VOA she wasn't an ambassador yet.
Who /Sportstudio/ here?
>>67232737
i don't even know what VOA means 2bh
>>67232940
Voice of America It was started a while ago to broadcast MUH FREEDOM into Eastern Europe. Like Radio Marti.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_of_America#Cold_War
>drawing against gladbach
>>67233040
so she was a propagandist
noice
>>67233040
wait
you're 41
do you have a family? would be weird to have a dad who is an adept of fecalposting on 4chan
>>67233229
Yes she went on to do lots of propaganda for the US. Though to be fair it's mostly COMBATING bad propaganda about the US as opposed to spinning.
>>67233358
No just a GF. Was married once with a stepson. But that shit was wack.
tfw 35
at least I will still be alive to see Messi finally retire and a new GOAT taking his place. I hope
>>67233385
>No just a GF
women your age don't want to commit at all price because they know their vagina is drying?
>>67233411
that's sad
>in den sogenannten sozialen Netzwerken
ZDF pls.
pls.
>>67233572
kek
>Watzke fuming with rage
>"ein ganz entspanner Aki Watzke"
>>67233728
No he was calmn as fuck, Alois.
my name is reinhold actually
yabo?
>Sound poetry is Poetry where emphasis is placed upon phonetics and the sounds of syllables rather than the meaning of the words themselves.
>>67234369
music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh5yoSk7nlQ
I like this song
>>67227468
I just saw it
>>67234369
Yahya Hassan sold more than 100k copies of his debut poetry collection.
He then became probably the most controversial public figure in Denmark over the last two years.
Strange kid
http://youtu.be/87SHkbA6wKI
>>67234521
yes
https://youtu.be/yCLyzjkh5yc
>>67234589
can't get over how ugly danish is. worst scandi language by far
What are you listening to atm?
>>67234827
I don't think anyone disagrees with that
That ending hit me like a ton of bricks.
Also why are French delinquents so well dressed and mannered?
>>67234875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4WoP5C8rH0
Listening to some good old 90s däschno
>>67234827
well that was "interesting"
Dortmund should go for Arnold and Süle.
We should start our own /bundes/ band 2bh.
>losing torwandschießen to a blind guy
>>67235161
let's start the /bundes/ football club first
>>67235122
who should arnold replace? reus, miki?
and his price tag will be quite hefty
>>67235182
That's a good idea too. How should we name ourself? My suggestions would be:
Baka Haram F.C. (football)
Shitmark and the cuckbrazen (band)
>>67235228
>who should arnold replace?
Gündogan.
>and his price tag will be quite hefty
Kinda true. I don't think that his transfer fee would be too high but Wolfsburg usually overpays on salarys.
>>67235105
I like your taste
>>67235256
>not neinhold and the hermanettes
tfw no gf
>>67235348
that's a nice name too.
I have got rid of all my bread by now
Never will I eat the wheaty jew again. From now on only noodles, potatos and rice for me.
>>67235478
need of a gf is like when you want to shit really bad
just stop caring about it
>>67235582
Only works until the turd starts poking out of your ass and you get all desperate to run to the toilet, but cant find your phone or something to read.
>>67235478
iktfb
>>67235604
it's not like the need of a girlfriend is pressing or something
if you don't have one by next week nothing particular will happen
>>67234875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx9oxUrpcuc
LEAVE ANIME ALONE
night
>>67236014
good night
>>67233510
Maybe he has a younger girl?
good night
>>67226761
what? he just shat and pissed all over the furniture he was sitting on? how does that even work? who brought him food? How can you sleep like this. So many questions.
>>67237671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUT0De4P_aU
>>67237973
they should have done like in this movie
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