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today:
>2nd bundes
braunschweig - nürnberg
fürth - heidenheim
(13:00 cest)
freiburg already promoted to the bundes
>bundes
bayern - gladbach
dortmund - wolfsburg
hannover - schalke
hoffenheim - ingolstadt
mainz - hsv
darmstadt - frankfurt
(15:30 cest)
Leverkusen - Hertha (18:30 cest)
gooooooooooooood morning
NÜRNBERG
Ü
R
N
B
E
R
G
A SHIT
>>67215191
Morning
Won't be watching any matches with you "today"
>>67216235
no one cares
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
why is twitter such a big pile of shit?
i created an account, followed like 20 people, went on to play arma3 and 2 hours later i wanna check whats new and i'm banned for "suspicious behavior".
yeah right. now i had to contact support because i don't have a smartphone which renders me unable to unban my account by myself.
then, after writing said mail, i get a copy paste mail saying i was banned because of automatisiertes verhalten.
what the fuck?
>>67216708
great story
>Tuchel über Hummels: "Wir wissen es seit gestern. Der Wunsch ist klar geäußert. Und ich bin froh darüber, dass es raus ist. Doch der Ball liegt jetzt bei den Vereinen und nicht mehr bei mir. Es ist natürlich eine Enttäuschung. Aber es ist keine Zeit dafür, jetzt moralisch zu werden. Ich bin nach wie vor sein Trainer und er kriegt jetzt jede Unterstützung, die er braucht. Wir wollen jetzt schnell eine Entscheidung haben. Aber wir müssen akzeptieren, dass es eine Kategorie an Klubs gibt, die über uns stehen. Aber wir werden nicht aufhören diese Klubs, die Bayern, herauszufordern. Und den Vorsprung dieser Klubs nicht erkennbar werden zu lassen."
>>67216708
>using twidda
Die Königsblauen !
>>67216923
>eine Kategorie an Klubs gibt, die über uns stehen
>Aber wir werden nicht aufhören [...] den Vorsprung dieser Klubs nicht erkennbar werden zu lassen.
what
>>67217059
I think there's meant to be an 'auf dem Platz' in the second part.
We're there soon
>>67217101
>It's a Pest gegen Cholera game
>tfw work for VW in Tennessee
>tfw not working for them in Germany
>I will never be a good factory worker who drinks his beer every weekend and watches his local team on the weekends
Good morning.
>>67217165
I think a lot of you people are getting fired in the next year or two. :(
>>67217171
Morning
>>67217178
yeah whatever
my cousin works for Airbus down in Mobile in Alabama, maybe I'll get something there
there's a ton of manufacturing coming to the South for some reason, just a ton of jobs. we're some of the cheapest workers in the West
>>67217206
that's the spirit
>>67217128
>it's a matthes hat heute keinen Christopher street day episode
>>67217206
>there's a ton of manufacturing coming to the South for some reason
>for some reason
>we're some of the cheapest workers in the West
hm
>>67217217
counting benefits (we get healthcare and all that) VW spends like $27 an hour on us which, for the South, is a pretty good living
plus Chattanooga is pretty cozy, we have 1 Gbps internet from public utility
Write you "tomorrow"
FRAKTION ARBEITSLOS
>>67217346
no u
Hope they boooh the traitor off the pitch today.
>>67217510
seconded
Friendly reminder that there is only one team from Munich
>>67217510
>>67217578
these
i disagree
>Der Vertrag von 1899-Stürmer Kevin Volland im Kraichgau läuft noch bis 2019 - dennoch gehört der 23-Jährige im kommenden Transferfenster zu einem der begehrtesten Angreifer in der Bundesliga. Laut Informationen der „Bild“-Zeitung verstärkt nun auch der vermeintliche Aufsteiger RB Leipzig das Buhlen um den Nationalspieler.
>Demnach steht Volland bereits seit Längerem auf der Wunschliste von RB-Sportdirektor und Coach Ralf Rangnick (57), bereits im vergangenen Jahr hatte der aktuelle Zweitligist Interesse am ehemaligen Münchner signalisiert.
hello?
>>67219236
Yes hello
>>67219328
what's up?
>>67217578
this. Isarpreißn can fuck off
>>67217101
>giving out these data
lmao
I'll be sure to snap a pic of you
see you later
>https://www.youtube.com/user/emilysteaparty/videos
>5 short videos about nothing
>30k subs
kek
>>67215189
What part of Bundesliga are you from, lads?
>>67219783
denmark
>>67219352
Trying to decide on a film to watch later.
Waiting for the footy.
>>67219783
denmark
>>67219783
Dortmund
After eating, Bundes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDHoUOD81nY
>>67220219
dumb weebposter
Respect to all the Kaiserslautern fans.
>>67220287
not really
>>67220287
you forgot the "from [...]" part
1 like = 1 respect
LEGAL
ILLEGAL
SCHEISSEGAL
ILLERTISSEN SPIELT INTERNATIONAL
>>67220463
EUROPAPOKAL, EUROPAPOKAL, EUROPAPOKAL, EUROOOOPAPOKAL
>>67220287
I'm a Lautern fan and even I know most of our fans are scum desu
>Nürnberg ruining the fun
The reason I don't like Kauserslautern is Michael Schjönberg
>>67219945
>>67220006
Just stop it, guys.
>>67220541
He was one of my heroes as a kid, how can you not like him? When he broke his leg 98/99 everything went to shit.
#FCBayern line-up: Neuer (c) - Tasci, Benatia, Rafinha, Boateng, Bernat, Götze, Rode, Müller, Coman, Kimmich
#FCBayern subs: Ulreich - Thiago, Lewandowski, Costa, Lahm, Vidal, Alaba.
>>67220669
>Tasci
>Boateng
*_*
>>67220629
By all accounts he's not a very sympathetic person. The players haven't liked him in his coaching jobs.
He's also either wildly delusional or has a very aggressive agent. He's always linked with insane jobs, like national team coach of Japan or big club positions in Holland and Germany despite never having a chance.
He also played in the disastrous EM 2000.
>>67220688
>>67220669
is the madman actually using a natural centerback
>>67220669
BAYERNSCHWEINE
>>67220669
Real talk: the bench has better chances to win against Gladbach.
>Boateng
*_*
>>67220669
Where's Hummels?
>BVB: Bürki, Bender, Mkhitaryan, Reus, Hummels, Ramos, Kagawa, Piszczek, Castro, Schmelzer, Weigl #bvbwob
kek
>>67220856
Imagine how awkward it would be if Dortmund actually win the cup and Hummels has to lift it. But then again that actually happened to Schalke and Neuer back in the day.
>>67220856
>hummels
TRIGGERED
>>67220669
shit club
Big JB is back. How many goofs today you reckon?
>>67220922
but Neuer was not leaving for Schalke's biggest rivals like Hummels is
>>67220922
Schalke didn't play against Bayern in the final though
the semi final Bayern - Schalke took place on March 2nd
Neuer leaving Bayern became official on April 20th
Final against Duisburg was in May
Bayern signing Neuer happened in June
>>67220160
>buyern
>>67220992
>leaving Bayern
kek
leaving Schalke*
>>67220992
Reminds me of Dante and the missed penal in the semis against Buyern in the cup
shit league you got here desu m8s
>>67221000
>Express
>>67221033
Ausländer raus
Only gonna watch this shit until Real Madrd play
>>67221044
Express tend to be quite well informed when it comes to BMG and EffZeh.
>>67220706
That sucks. He was a great player for >us, though, so nevermind.
Good morning, /bundes/.
Looks like I woke up just on time for the matches.
How are you today?
>Dortmund plays
>commentator completely silent during club hymn
>any other club
>commentator talks over the hymn
Why are Sky such Dortmund cucks?
>>67221210
Good thanks
>>67221210
fine and u?
>ethnic Germans
hot
who /live-sportschau/ here?
I asked my soccer coach how I can get better at soccer (I just started playing). He said to watch soccer games that involve basic tactics and simple game plans so he said I should watch some bundesliga matches.
>>67221266
please watch our sport
>>67221274
Hmm
>>67221274
feels bad desu
>>67221274
why isnt that fag on the bench? why does he still have the captain armband?
Hope the Volkswagens win 2bh
That is not a manager's haircut
>that dude singing
top kek
>turkish airlines
does anyone have a link for a good english stream of the bvb game?
nice singing voice
dat boo lol
>>67217578
>sucking arab cock
indeed a good team to represent munich
>>67221241
pls be in Лeнингpaд
>it's a schalke loses against absteiger episode
and not even HD wtf
>>67221274
>still captain
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>67221333
http://wiziwig.ru/soccer/watch-a56753-borussia-dortmund-vs-wolfsburg
I have this
TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI TASCI
KEK
FUCKING KEK
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
TASCI
>it's a Wolfsburg loses episode
At this point it's just deppresing
>they doubted Tasci
BTFO
Tasci - truly the GOAT
TASCI
WINS
BUNDESLIGA
TASCI HATERS BTFO
KAGAWA
DAMN SERDAR WAY TO MAKE AN IMPACT LAD
>booing judas #3
based
KAGAWA SHINJI SCHALALA SCHALALALAA
KAGAWA SHINJI SCHALALA SCHALALALAA
KAGAWA SHINJI SCHALALA SCHALALALAA
KAGAWA SHINJI SCHALALA SCHALALALAA
KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI
KAGAWA
Not even Tuchel was sure if that was meant to be a cross, or a shot that went horribly wrong.
pulisic will have 30 goals today
>TASCI SCORES THE LEAGUE WINNING GOAL
YOU CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT UP
AHAHAHAHA
>>67221437
a new record
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
>>67221430
he does not even touch it, its Müllers goal
>another Micky assist
He's got the most assists now in Europe
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS v
>>67221430
it's Müller's goal Tasci whiffed
>tasci literally just scored the winning goal for the record 4th championship in a row for bayern
>TASCI
how do we fix this joke of a league lads?
>Wolfsburg
that kagawas pass though
>wolfburg
embarrasing
>>67221462
>>67221441
>>67221413
>>67221414
>>67221393
>>67221391
Calm down, Quiz
Tasci >>>>>>>>>>>> Hummels
DER KAPITÄN GEHT VON BOARD - AM BESTEN SOFORT
jemand ein bild davon??
>>67221308 (You)
Holy shit dat Coman.
>thinking Tasci scored
idiots
>BAYERNVERFOLGER NR 1
that kagawa goal was neat shit
>turns out it wasn't tasci after all
phew
had me worried there
based müller proving poop wrong once again
>>67221487
fast jack - your already within a backlog
SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING SCHUPPO MOTING
>>67221487
based
Wolfsburg's fans are devastated.
Both of them
VRANCIC
>>67221494
don't you have an oven to climb into?
>SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT >SHITFURT
>>67221525
ehehe
>>67221379
w-wew
>That moment when you click on the wrong simulcast link and watch Mainz-HSV on accident for 12 minutes
>>67221553
thx
>>67221525
>tfw no Gut Kick!
>>67221545
Echte Liebe
Anyone have Bayern stream?
ref get out of the way
>Hummels
>wanting to leave this Powerhouse of a team that will rape everyone in the bundes next year and is nearly unbeatable when in good shape.
He will regret this.
Screep this.
>>67221575
no but I could find it
TOR IN SINSHEIM
NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER
TOR IN SINSHEIM
INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO vv
>>67221611
Thanks
>>67221553
What does it mean?
>>67216708
same happened to me they just want your cell number
pls don't hack me
>tasci
lel, literally worse tackling skills than ribery
They should have put Hummels' cheesy quote about Götze on a banner how it is "not about titles but playing football with your friends" or something
>Hummels getting booed
>>67221627
the captain leaves the ship - hopefully asap
>>67221643
but he's a lifelong bayern son
>>67221627
>the captain leaves the ship
>preferably immediately
>>67221645
and rightfully so
>SCHALKE
>>67221654
leaves the ship first*
>>67221627
the captain leaves the ship as the first one - better now
they are telling Hummels to fuck off
>>67221662
like his father?
>Schalke
>Wagner
>schalke
>SCHALKE
>>67221665
yes
>>67221569
cute
Eine Frau erfährt beim Arzt dass sie schwanger ist.
Nach einiger Zeit der Freude und des Überlegens fragt sie den Arzt "Sagen sie, wie funktioniert das in der Schwangerschaft mit dem Sex, wie handhabe ich das?"
Sagt der Arzt: "Naja in den ersten drei Monaten können sie ganz normal Missionarsstellung machen. Ab dann machen sie am besten die nächsten drei Monate die Hündchenstellung. Für die letzten drei Monate der Schwangerschaft bietet sich am ehsten die Wolfstellung an"
"Die Wolfstellung? Was ist denn das?" Fragt die Frau verwundert.
"Ja, ihr Mann muss sich neben das Loch legen und heulen."
I really miss the 30 second post cooldown
>>67221684
no his dad is a cuck
>at the end of the game all the bayern players will pretend to be happy about this title while really being devastated because of the CL
>>67221707
ayy
>>67221701
huehuehue
>German """humour"""
>>67221701
I dont get it
>>67221654
>>67221664
>>67221677
Thank you all. I got to learn your language one day.
>Hummels getting booed everythime he touches the ball
Why didn't Schurrle simply run at goal and shot?
>>67221718
they aren't out of the CL, yet
>>67221701
I never got this. Why do wolveshowl next to a hole? Like their cave? Do wolves have a cave?
>>67221723
>the guy who assisted is called Noah-Joel Sarenren-Bazee
>>67221718
>obsessed Bayern haters overrating Shitetico Shitrid
loving every laugh
they'll get stomped 3 or 4-0
>just now people are realizing hummels was being booed
>>67221757
stop posting
>castro
>that fair play
absolute madman
>reus losing it
lel
>>67221759
>implying i'm not a bayern fan
>implying poop will beat a spanish team
>>67221553
their tears are delicious, all their star talent would kill to play at bayern
hu
hu
hurensohn
>>67221757
fuck off with your off-topic shit
>>67221749
YET
#Respect to Gonzalo Castro
>>67221759
you people said the same about Barca and Real.
>>67221776
>all their star talent would kill to play at bayern
>>67221787
>comparing Shitetico Shitrid to godly clubs that have Messi and Ronaldo
rofl
>>67221798
>Reus
>good
KEK
>>67221756
Not bad. He could have two decent normal names but he has gone all out.
Noah Sarenren
Joel Bazee
>>67221784
How many times did the commentator say "respect"?
>>67221798
never realized how much he looks like an assi
>>67221798
>less titles than Großkreutz
>>67221798
>Götzeus on the bench
>Bencheus
>>67221800
>doubting based simone
>>67221798
>injury prone chokemaster
yeah no
he would be gone too if Bayern wanted him
>>67221809
It's like Jan-Ingwer Callsen-Bracker. Double double barrelled. Does that make it quadruple barrelled?
woodynhoooo
the offside-camera has a huge piece of shit right on its lens...
oh marco
RBL with Hasenhüttl will be the german Atletico
>>67221808
Customers say that about every player who doesn't play for their franchise.
>>67221875
"no"
So why do people rate Hasenhüttl again?
He played an OK season of anti-football and suddenly he's supposed to coach Leipzig?
Thought they were more ambitous than that.
>>67221832
>can't even spell his name
dumb bandwagoner
>>67221845
Double double barrelled rather than quad barrelled
>>67221881
this
>>67221875
who will wolfsburg be?
>>67221890
>MUH ANTI-FOOTBALL
Pep pls go
>>67221844
>"Robert Lewandowski und Mario Götze können nach München wechseln, mich werden sie nie haben. Geld ist nicht alles."
Do Bayern fans really want Hummels?
>>67221890
>OK season
>simone
>americans
>>67221890
>high and smart pressing is now seen as anti-football
top wew
why are dirtmund shareholders such pathetic delsuional cucks?
>>67221917
Yes!
(>)We definitely need another world class CB next to Boateng
>>67221925
Why are you so obsessed with Dortmund?
>>67221925
Why are you so mad that you even spell "delusional" wrong?
>>67221917
Absolutely not, he is too broken down.
>>67221919
>>67221908
>>67221922
Calm down.
One of the reasons he succeeded is because lots of teams were absolute shit this season.
Leipzig are supposed to play attractive and fun football to attract the masses and act as a good advertising board.
i don't want both hoffenheim and rb leipzig in my bundes desu
>>67221915
That was completely made up
>>67221892
what a rude barbarian!
>>67221922
>theater club
>not anti-football
wew top
>>67221969
sauce?
TOR IN SINSHEIM
>>67221964
>One of the reasons he succeeded is because lots of teams were absolute shit this season.
>One of the reasons he was good, was because other teams were worse
Yeah no shit, sherlock.
>>67221958
he's posting itt rg atm
>>67221917
I think Hummel's wife has been nagging him to go back to Munich which she prefers over living in Dortmund.
someone post a working simulcast link pls
>>67221986
>1-0
>implying
>>67221983
even though she's a dumb bimbo she's right in this case
>>67221978
http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/marco-reus/dortmund-star-sauer-ueber-internet-faelschung-34235348.bild.html
>>67221958
this pic is 90es as fuck, yet that pringles can looks strangely modern
can someone do some detective shit and find out when it was taken?
>>67222005
>even though she's a dumb bimbo
fits perfectly fine then :^)
>>67221981
Please stop putting words into my mouth.
Those are two different things. A lot of teams played way below their potential this season.
>>67221964
>Leipzig are supposed to play attractive and fun football to attract the masses
I wonder how that is gonna work considering everyone hates them and their entire management is filled with even bigger cunts than Buyern.
>>67222009
mid 2000s I think
>>67222009
You have nothing to do you find out
>>67222009
>he doesn't know
>>67221776
I don't get it. I just don't get it.
Dortmund are a very successful club by all metrics, this was especially true in 2013. CL final, back to back league titles in the years prior. And despite all that, top players seem more eager to leave than to join them. How the hell did that happen? It's easy to focus on Götze and Lewa going to the hated Bayern, but let's not forget that Götze's release clause was not put there by Uli. And Lewa? He wasn't even sold. His contract ran out and he just walked. HE JUST WALKED AWAY. FOR FREE. At least when it became obvious that Kroos wasn't going to sign on the proposed terms, Bayern were smart enough to get some Spanish shekels out of it.
Dortmund let one of the best strikers in the world walk away for free. How is that anyone else's fault? How is their failure to retain world class players anyone's fault but their own?
>>67222000
sorry 1-1
>>67222009
>90s
nope
more like start of the 2000s
2002, 2003 or 2004 most likely
>>67222026
>everyone hates them
Not true.
Most football enthusiasts and people somewhat interested in the sport hate them.
Families with kids don't care. They just want to watch exciting football. They are also where all the money is.
>>67222045
Yo!
>>67222045
they need some jews in their management 2bh
>>67222009
It was posted 1997 in de.sport.bundes usenet
>>67222026
>even bigger cunts than Buyern
>customers follow the words of literally criminals
>>67222009
>Crashed (totaled) came out 2002s
>underage cockgobblers think that pic looks "90s"
kys
>>67222021
>the glass is not half full, its half empty
kys you depressed cucky bitch
>>67222045
>How the hell did that happen?
>asks the eternal merchant
its about dem shekels m8.
>>67222089
*2002
HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD HUNTEGOD
>>67222091
What are you even trying to say, dumbass?
Stop spouting buzzwords.
>>67222045
>coach underperforms and openly talks about leaving club
>coaches all over europe in commotion
>perfect chance to snag up a prestigious name with serious allure to top players
>replace him with literally klopp jr.
Watzke is a football genius
>>67222045
Are you retarded?
>Lewandowski: I only want to move to Bayern!
>Bayern: Here, we offer 5 Cent for him.
Yeah good look with that. Football transfers aren't a slave trade you dingus. If he's set to join them there's nothing you can do about it.
HUNTER
based Boateng
>dat fat disgusting >schalke fan running on the field
>>67222119
they hired the best coach for the job though
>yfw buyern wins bundes and nobody cares at all
>>67222114
>he is too retarded to read my post
topkek. look, here I will explain it once more for simpletons like you: Ingolstadt played better than other teams, that is why they are now where they are. It's not Ingolstadts fault that other teams play worse than them and that they have an effective strategy to win matches.
Saying "b-b-but they only g-got there b-b-because other teams didnt play to full potential this season!!!1111" is a lame excuse, and reeks of you being a WahreTabelle faglord.
>>67222170
I-I care senpai
mildly related, this looks nice
I NEED a Tabea Kemme gf NOW
>>67222170
>implying Bayern players will celebrate today when they have the most important match in Pep's Bayern career on Tuesday
they'll probably not even drink any beer
>>67222191
>wearing a literally polo shirt as a trikot
BWL-Buyern lmao
>>67222203
>they'll probably not even drink any beer
>implying they wont get totally wasted with cocain and hookers organized by vidal and cut-inside-man...
>>67222203
they will, they've got sponsors to appease
>>67222202
no, you don't
>>67222218
you think that's bad?
>>67222263
looks comfy
would wear this shirt to bed as pyjama
>>67221488
Better quality
>>67222239
that's for after the CL or Cup final
>>67222247
okay, but it will be paulaner alkoholfrei
>>67222283
danke bro
>>67221808
And yet he is literally the best German field-player.
FC BAYERN IHR SPASTIS
BAYERNWINSLOL
Why isn't Aubameyang starting lately? He's in contender for the league's topscorer ain't he?
>>67222272
I like how they alternate blonde and brunette.
>>67222340
broken toe
>>67222340
ded
>>67222170
No one cares
>>67222340
injured
>>67222340
Bayern bought him and he refuses to play for BVB anymore
RIP Hannover 96
>>67222399
>saying this now
you're too late
the funeral was already weeks ago
>>67222399
>>96
How many times has Sahne bailed >Schalke out this season?
He's saved them a minimum of 10 points.
>>67222399
they showed some promise last year too. oh well
>>67222262
Why?
>>67222467
she's only a picture to you
you don't know her in person
you don't know if there is real love between the two of you
you don't know if you two harmonize
she's not real, she's only a concept in your head
your obsession has let you to believe that you need her in order to be happy
but it's an illusion
free yourself from it
>>67222521
listen to this man, anon.
don't go down the dark path of the waifu that all those /a/nime fags fall for
>Kramaric
>>67222467
Because britbongs are ugly af
>>67222467
don't listen to their lies
>>67222557
Still mad about Liverpool vs Dortmund?
>>67222567
>cutting off before the save
:^)
BAYERN WINS LOL
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>>67222521
But she's my waifu
>>67222557
I m-might p-pass
>>67222566
I won't
i really hope stuttgart is going down to 2nd bundes..
goddamn cockmonglers
MASSACRE
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I'd have liked to see Bender score.
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>>67222263
more like
Fly to the Emirates and bomb the shit out of them
>>67222696
>HE'S NOT STOPPING POSTING THAT WHORE
does gladbach have the ugliest fucking kit or what?
>>67222732
whoa dude he scored against Wolfsburg
>PISZCZEK INJURED
what a surprise!
>>67222732
are you a baby?
>!
>>67222727
Thanks for your webms senpai
>watching Mainz-HSV
>it's a fucking shitfest
Were all the HSV-anons around here wrong? They said this was the strongest team in /bundes/ and I'm just seeing bodychecks and shit finishing.
>>67222755
w-why?
>>67222794
no babies allowed
>>67222792
They also said 'HSV will play EL next season'
BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI BAHOUI VV
>>67222727
>>67222780
gooool-jack is based indeed
>>67222815
???
>Besonders meisterlich ist die Stimmung in der Allianz-Arena noch nicht.
WHO KNEW!!!
>>67222803
b-but i want to bandwaggon for buyern ;__;
>>67222833
>arroganz-arena
>stimmung
choose 1
>>67222858
>klatschpappen
>not atmosphere in it's purest form
pick one
>>67222898
this
even Leicester uses Klatschpappen
I like how Gundam has been benched for the last few games of the season.
>those Mikhitarian mad skills
B-buyern wont sign him, right guys? They surely wouldnt do that, would they?
>>67222913
>Leicester
BAYERN SCHWEINE ON SUICIDE WATCH
BAYERN SCHWEINE ON SUICIDE WATCH
BAYERN SCHWEINE ON SUICIDE WATCH
BAYERN SCHWEINE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BUYLELN
>BUYERN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S ALL OVERR
MOST DANGEROUS DRAW
>Rode playing
Poop really has stopped giving a shit.
Wew lids
>Bayern
>>67222923
next year, from chelsea
>>67222814
They will.
Bayern won't win the Meisterschaft, the CL and the DFB Pokal
SCREENCAP THIS
>>67222976
fuck off tripshit
tripshits are not welcome in /bundes/
>>67222954
lel
WER WIRD DEUTSCHER MEISTER B-V-B BORUSSIA
holy shit thatd be hitlerious..
hu-hu-hummels #REKT like nobody before in history
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>>67223006
it was an accident. I dont post with my trip outside of one general except for when I forget to delete it
I've been shitting up the thread anonymously mate, dont worry
AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG
>them cheeky doves
>>67223011
now this is some next level delusion
C U S T O M E R S . O N . S U I C I D E . W A T C H
lel
ehehe
OBAMAYANG
Fucking hell
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PIERRE-EMILY
GOLFSBURG DOWN
>Bayern - Atlético
>2-0 after initial blitzkrieg
>89'
>sudden Atlético desperate counterattack
>Torres
>2-1
>Poop goes out again in the semis
You know it's happening.
>wolfsburgo
Farewell to the Hecking
>dat dance by obama and mickey
Who was Kagawa kicking during the celebration of the second goal?
>cl finals madrid-madrid
>bundes-champions dortmund
>bundescup dortmund
>torjägerkanone obama
>tfw hu-hu-hurensohn-hummels
SCHALKE 13
>>67223084
>bavarian dance
Obama and Miki to Bauern CONFIRMED
>>67223051
STOP IT STOP IT STOOOOOOOP
I can't wait to laugh at you faggots when Schalke joins the elite next season.
>PEH, Goretzka, & Meyer will dominate any other midfield in the league
>Sane & Chupo will wreck any fullback or cb that tries to stop them
>based Howedes will be captaining us to his first bundesliga title
>Caicera will be fully adjusted and improved
>Zeiler & Fahrmann are both goat young keepers
>Donis is shit but will be sold for a stack of that red bull cash
Who can stop us?
>>67223084
Gundogan, I think
standings
>>67223130
>PEH, Goretzka, & Meyer will dominate any other midfield in the league
Stopped reading there.
>>67223132
nice
>>67223130
Us/ourselves
>>67223130
What is worse: Schalke delusion or Arselel delusion?
>it's a Bayern-Dortmund-Leverkusen-Schalke CL season
>>67223130
>Schalke
I'd put money (if I had) on Dortmund winning the Bundes next season, Carlo is a terrible league manager and Bayern's squad is worse now than when Pep arrived.
>>67223174
based af
>>67223130
>schalke
EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER EIGNER
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>>67223174
>leverkusen
CHI
>Bremen
>>67223067
insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result
>>67223179
I've bet a pound on it. I'll give you half it it happens.
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>>67223209
Bremen is playing against Lelkart
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>67223130
I used to have a Schalke-supporting geography teacher. He'd spout that shit around the summer break and become more and more silent as the school year went on.
Gladbach scoring their goal in... 57 seconds
RBL will win the next bundes 2bH
hu-hu-hurensohn-hummels the fucktard is late of course...
>the one day i want Buyern to win they don't
>>67223229
look at the table now
Andrrre Schürrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrle
>>67223257
I know.
My point is that they are still playing and can easily correct that.
>5:1
I BLAME THAT FUCKING BAZI SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ugh matchdays and tourists
>>67223276
dirtmund keepers in charge of saves
Thank God it's too late for a 7-1.
>>67223277
We'll see
>tfw i sold my ticket to a bayern customer for €200
>>67223130
>Who can stop us?
Schalke.
>>67223174
I'd rather see Gladbach than Schalke, but I fear they're gonna lose most of their top talent in the summer.
>>67223318
kek
>>67223318
Well done
>have the chance to make the Meisterschaft clear at home
>''Nah lets take it easy''
Poop is a hack.
dont they have ambient microphones in arrogance arena?
>>67223130
I just hope Leverkeusen beats >Schalke today to cement their place in CL
>all these butthurt dirtmund fans ITT
Oh, shit. And now Lilies can be relegated this season
>THAT FUCKING REF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
>buyern
this draw is good for Bayern
>>67223464
as if that final "attack" would have done it
>>67223439
>win 5-1
>butthurt
this obsession
>>67223433
fuck off with that chicharito bullshit, the last match was a fluke but the boys are bringing it home this year
>>67223433
>beats >schalke today
u wot m8
that match was last week
>>67223484
>implying this wouldn't have been a typical müllel scene
>>67223433
lewd
WE DID IT DORTBROS WE ARE GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE
I have no f*cking idea what the last 30 minutes was about in that snooker match
>tfw the Därme will get relegated
>>67223565
Not gonna happen. Bayern has 2 easy games ahead of them.
I had to drop off my mom at church and I missed the rest of the dortmund massacre
Last chance for Hertha to get rank 3 today.
If they win they might get it back next week if Gladbach wins against Leverkusen.
If not they can still defend rank 4 against Darmstadt and Mainz.
I hope France will be here for the Topspiel...
>>67223594
>using the words church and massacre in the same post
you /fbiwatchlist/ now
goodbye
>>67223608
Said no one ever
Post your face when Buyern actually fucks it up in the last match against Hannover.
>>67223622
oh no you're right D:
>>67223527
Whoops I meant Hertha Berlin. Oh shit I have a pic to share, BRB
>>67223592
>all in against atletico
>lose in penalties
>injuried and fatigued
>c-team against ingolstadt
>meme magic
>lose 1-0
>dortmund wins
>final game against nothing to lose h96 with lost cl and dortmund in dfb final looming in everyones mind
Choke imminent
>>67223132
>stupido ronin, you not welcome to partey, only men with honor welcome
>>67223641
>A.Madrid kicks them out of the CL
>Cheeky Ingolstadt and Hannover wins steal with league
>Dortmund wins in the Cup final
>>67223688
>>67223688
>>67223688
>>67223688
NEW THREAD
>>67223712
>497 posts
DELETE THIS
>>67223667
you don't believe how much bayern losing the league would mean to so many people in germany
excitement til the end with a happy end would be exactly what our league needs.
>>67223686
kek
so bayern would have to lose both, and dortmund win both with +11 goals.
hm...
>>67223744
this exactly
>>67223778
u better learn2math nigger
>>67223778
Wrong.
Buyern has to lose both and Dortmund must win no matter the goals because right now:
>1. Buyern 82 Points
>2. Dortmmund: 77 Points
>>67222119
tuchel is better than klopp mate
