/heem/
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /heem/
Previous thread: >>67212712
Upcoming MMA events:
5/8 - UFC FN 87: Overeem vs Arlovski
5/14 - UFC 198: Brazil
5/29 - UFC FN 88: Almeida vs Garbrant
6/4 - UFC 199: Chris "The Chris" Weidman wins his belt back
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
MMA Digest update: http://youtu.be/fBj_kqOLFus
>UFC 200 embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/kvoorABjEZU
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/LL5FV1nBCEk
>Legal free fight(s)
JBJ vs Rampage: https://youtu.be/XwClMZFO4Lc
Brock vs Overeem: https://youtu.be/Lbpwc3lP3WI
Arlovski vs a Freeman: https://youtu.be/T0cxUzEWZ9g
Miocic vs Del Rosario: https://youtu.be/OBFO9IS3rxQ
Werdum vs Cain: https://youtu.be/dxqfV4zBSgU
Cyborg vs Carano: https://youtu.be/WhPNLCvGpRk
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
>Just Fight Fan™ Things
198 extended preview: https://youtu.be/MNf2K7ZsFYQ
Interview w/ Cruz: https://youtu.be/EWtI4wkoW-E
UFC on the Fly w/ Struve: https://youtu.be/7GwwphRk68M
>>67220071
real
>>67220094
my wife's son agrees
posting in real thread
Real thread? Real thre
>>67220077
Good OP, OP
>tfw real thread
R8 this card out of 10
Chris Weidman is so fucking boring and bland
shut up
>>67220136
8/10
All objectively good fights but nothing I'm super-hyped for
NO I WON'T BACK DOWN
ngannou
>>67220136
Amazing for a ppv but doesn't have the larger than life feel I was expecting for UFC 200. I'm still hoping Dana will blow our minds with a new fight.
>>67220136
3/10
non cuck thread is real one = this one
>>67220181
dc vs jones is the mind blowing fight you goof
>>67220181
They needed Conor to win at 196 in order to have a mind blowing fight.
>>67220136
9/10 as ppv(though I don't pay) but 6/10 as a hyped 200 card.
>>67220208
Both that and Ronda willing to return early.
2016 definitively was not a good year for Dana
>Faber barely beats Frankie "who" Saenz
>gets a title shot
What
>>67220208
There's parallel universe where Conor beat RDA and fighting Robbie and Ronda defending her tittle for the last time at 200.
>>67220136
A bunch of 7/10 fights makes for a 6/10 card.
>>67220250
This and Ronda announcing her catchweight fight vs. Cyborg at MSG as her last MMA fight
>>67220246
No, Conor. Ronda is nothing. If Conor beat Nate, then UFC 200 would have done more than 2 million buys.
mitrione is hinting that his next fight will be announced today. Who does bellator have to match him against? Dada?
>>67220307
How great would that be
>>67220136
9/10
Genuinely impressed with it
That is assuming Bones-DC actually goes through
>>67220307
bigg lashley
>>67220250
conor would die against robbie, not that he would beat rda obviously. but robbie would turn his brain to mush
>>67220307
I get that bendo, Rory, Tito, etc are big names from the UFC but does literally anybody care about Matt mitrione?
Guys I'm sorry for posting porn but anyone got the song name for this one lads?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1461501184731.webm
199>200>198
>>67220372
198 looks worse the more you really look at it. Just a bunch of washed up hues living on their names.
This muhammed guy fighting in Titqn tonight is actually a legit prospect
Remember the name....
>>67220372
>199>200>198
Finally someone realizing that Rockhold, Cruz, Holloway and Poirier are the best fighters right now.
Aldo/Edgar is the real spicy main event we deserve. I can see a sloppy DC/Jones2 coming miles away.
You know what would make 199 perfect? Tate/Nunes instead of HendoLelbard.
JUST PRAY TO THE MMA GODS TO PREVENT US FROM A LITERALLY 75 MINUTES HUGFEST (JUST LIKE UFC 33 UKNOWMSAYN)
>>67220136
2 out of 10
and only because it's free
>>67220467
>Remember the name....
i see what you did there lad
>>67220420
Is this real? Nice "sport" you got there
>>67220478
her nose is shooped smaller here
>>67220523
your mom is chopped here
>>67220478
As long as Lombard vs Hendo doesn't go past the first round 199 has amazing potential.
>>67220523
fuck u goof
>>67220478
>Poirier
why hasn't that zilch been cut yet
>>67220547
>hall vs silva
>3 rounds of them circling and staring at eachother
Great fight
put a 15 bet multi on with these winners. bet the house
>I rate Frankie Edgar
>>67220548
Because he hasn't lost since losing to McGregor. He's on a 3 fight win streak and will be a top 5 LW.
>>67220548
>(you)
>>67220615
>He's on a 3 fight win streak
against literal whos
>>67220136
8/10 but not enough to be 200
It won't even come close to reach UFC 100 levels of audience
>>67220635
He just beat the second to last man to defeat Conor McGregor.
>>67220652
I think its a more well rounded card than UFC 100 which unironically had Fitch/Thiago and Akiyama/Belcher on the main card
>>67220478
>meisha will never heem you with her armpits
kill me now lads
cooking up some fresh webms for the casuals goofs who dont remember this fun fight/post-fight
btw when does based lil heathen fight again?
>>67220678
>choosing 2 in the same position
get a load of this goof
also I agree that holloway/lamas is a better fight but anderson is my boy
>>67220709
how can you punch a guy that hard when he is literally in a daydream
jeremy stephens scumbag
>>67220709
fights Barao on the Almeida/Garbrandt card I think
>Cyborg vs Carano: https://youtu.be/WhPNLCvGpRk
Would Cyborg be able to heem you in a spicy banger, my boys?
>>67220694
For sure, but it won't have the same level of hype nor the same level of ppv buys.
I kind off expected way more.
>>67220739
delet
>>67220709
that webm is awesome
>>67220739
Carano still my girl.
Yes, Cyborg could probably fuck my world up, both standing and in the ground.
Especially the real Cyborg with peds
>>67220136
Sage northcutt just behind joe lauzon who has like the second most fight bonus awards in the ufc
>>67220739
no she'll be unconscious or in the fetal position from literally anything i throw
>>67220709
rony jason took the loss in his homestate of brazil a bit hard
>>67220731
Because the ref hasn't stopped you, and he might not, then the guy keeps fighting and gets brain damage. Really, you're helping him out.
>>67220804
ref was too far away that hit shouldn't of happened he was fucken out after that kick
what you're saying is correct but that's a late stoppage
>>67220804
>brain damage
is this meme still alive?
>>67220731
jeremy stephens will do this 10/10
dont want it to happen, dont fight jeremy
and its completely his right to do if the ref hasnt stopped the fight yet
>>67220879
post him heeming unroided rda
>>67220796
btw that elbow into the door sliced the fuck out of his arm
here's a segment of one of dana's vlogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We-FpSxrM4Q
poor rony
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/ufc-rony-jason-needed-22-stitches-self-inflicted-192436250--mma.html
>>67220136
needs one more big fight
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/29/11535262/tom-lawlor-alarming-recurring-symptom-that-could-be-linked-to-head-trauma
>Thoughts on the presidential race and the crazy reason why he's likely voting for Trump
based
>he thinks Werdum won't meme all over Stipe
If it goes to the ground it's all over, Stipe will never submit Werdum and if you think he has the gastank to fight off subs for 5 rounds straight you're batshit crazy
>>67220796
I completely forgot about that
>>67220804
>>67220879
>there are sociopaths that actually believe this
degenerates t bh
It's way better to just walk away, it makes you look good and it lessen's the injury of your colleague.
I can totally understand if you do it after the guy talked a lot of shit or you had hatred for the guy, but against someone you just happen to be matched up to? Stupid, pointless and degenerate
>>67220896
let me see if i can find an hd video to webm real quick
take this in the mean time
>>67220739
delet this
>>67220951
Werdums ground game is a meme. Mark hunt spent half a round in it with no problem.
moving to miami in september lads
>>67220969
Big mistake
>>67220968
Tell that to your boys Fedor and Cain, the supposed "goats" heavyweights
when will tehuna, pettis, erick silva, roy nelson be cut from the ufc?
>>67220968
Half a round while he was fresh yeah
Put him on the mat with Werdum in round 4 and I guarantee you the odds of survival would rapidly shrink
Plus Werdum still KO'd after faking a double leg, no way did Hunt feel comfortable on the ground with him or he wouldn't dropped his hands to defend it so quickly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNvx9Gfd7EI
why did rogan have rogan watch taken down
>>67220969
overpopulated by subhumans and extremely overpriced
move further up the coast and live on/next to the ocean in a gated community and we can fight
>>67220995
>roy
why anon?
>silva tehuna
sure
>pettis
they invested in him too much to cut him
>>67220995
>cutting one of the best prospects at welterweight
Don't do that. Let him develop, give him a chance.
>>67220995
>nelson
never, dude's too much of a draw
you can be an awful fighter but if you fights rate, nobody gives a fuck about your record. they just cut a guy who went 7-0, for christ's sake.
>>67221016
Because people don't like to have "haters"
>>67221028
Yes, i know Roy can make 170, i always said it, i knew someone would have agreed with me sooner or later
>>67221031
he's such a baby
he can't handle the banter
>>67221055
For real Roy could probably be a fantastic LHW or even a MW if he just lost the beer gut and got jacked as fuck
>>67221028
read what your typing and think about it because it makes no sense at all
>>67221025
>they invested in him too much to cut him
how many more fights can he lose? before it gets stupid?
>>67221055
Roy "Vegan Country" Nelson is top 5 WW material
>>67220739
Carano is the hottest MMA fighter of all time and it's not even close.
i unironically just had a brain MRI and they found literally nothing brain damage is a meme
>>67221074
i think 2 more
>>67221075
him and hunto could probably make 205
>>67221110
Hunt can't make 205 lad, he can barely make 265.
He is just too wide and too dense.
>>67221099
Thanks G*d that porn doesn't damage our brains
>>67221110
Hunto used to balloon up to like 300 between fights a few years ago, he'd have to amputate his legs to make 205
>>67221128
fighters you hate?
i'll start: hunt.
>>67221128
>implying
you see how much of a lard he is you goof?
>>67221136
i don't masturbate but good one
let's talk MMA
post boys
>>67221175
i'm still mad he lost to pedoboy
lads
http://money.cnn.com/2016/04/19/news/bananas-banana-crisis-disease/index.html?sr=fbCNN043016bananas-banana-crisis-disease0501PMVODtopLink&linkId=24019595
>The humble banana is under attack by a disease that is spreading around the globe, and threatening Latin America's all-important export industry.
>>67221164
>let's talk MMA
Well okay just this once but I'll warn you I'm not good with cagefighting.
The Combate Americas event brought back a classic question to my mind actually
What is the ideal size for a cage? I've generally preferred smaller cages like the KOTC and the UFC Pearl at the Palms cages.
>>67221175
don't ever talk to me or my boy ever again
>>67221081
Not even a question
>>67221099
>He thinks brain damage from CTE can be seen in MRI's
Just wait till you are death so they study your shit
>>67221145
why?
>>67221148
>whiteboy can't understand samoan genetics
>>67221206
>CTE
>real
keep believing the meme
>>67221194
It was inevitable. We'll just find another strain of Banana, right?
>>67220954
sure i guess
but i think it sends a message to other fighers, you dont want to be in the cage with this guy
mentally imposing, intimidating
i like it, just a dude you shouldnt fuck with
>>67221206
hating hunto is a meme, stop responding.
>>67221235
no it's not that faggot bleaches his hair and he's 50 years old, tattooed faggot
>>67220136
8.75/10 card desu
the only fights that don't really matter are sanchez-lauzon, sage-cheech and miller-gomi, but 2 of those are either potentially spicy or meme
miller gomi really doesn't belong, but it's still a great card
>>67221228
he looks offended
>>67221235
The man's a treasure
>>67221228
He is kind of a manlet.
I bet i can sub him in under a minute
>>67220599
>Vitor
>Hendo
you were close
>>67221247
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>67221261
hunt is the nicest guy
best fighter
and also most christian
>>67221293
>and also most christian
Not even close
>>67221270
I can't understand this Zika meme at all, it supposedly started in Brazil and here in Argentina Uruguay and Chile we barely had cases of infections compared to the caribbean and now even USA.
How? We have tons of br inmigration.
>>67221294
beautiful heem desu
>>67221301
What do you mean?
>>67221286
>>67221261
the reason he walks off is he's too out of breath to chase them
>HE'S GREASING
>>67221294
mmm beautiful. can't wait for this to happen to khabib
>>67221325
The UFC cage has been visited by some far higher level Christians, such as
>Bendo
>Dariush
>Wonderboy
Hunto is on the Good Path, but he's not a black belt in piety
>>67221306
I'm sure there's a lot you don't understand my white friend.
lil nog vs cummins who u lads got?
>>67221344
>REEEEEF!
>>67221371
he should retire
>>67221373
I kek everytime
>>67221294
>Getting hit with a telegraphed uppercut from 10 feet out
>>67221371
cummins needs to kill himself if he doesn't win
>>67221370
I apparently just found the cause, it only travels to countries who have niggers in them
>>67221373
belcher was such a beast
>>67221373
Post Bisping for comparison
>>67221294
RDA looked fucking tiny physically there compared to what he looks like now
When did he switch to Nick Curson?
>>67221423
I still don't know how it didn't happen here tho. we get like all the mosquito diseases there is.
>>67221423
good find my aryan brother
>>67221424
fuck off cuck
>>67221373
>but herb he escaped my invincible heel hook, he's obviously cheating please disqualify him immediately
>>67221463
Not trying to be a buzzkill but it most likely will happen sooner or later.
I hope it doesn't tho
>>67221534
Great heem
How long before Dana admits that ufc 200 drama was just a joke?
>>67221534
>ref just stares at thiago for like 5 seconds before actually waving it off
lmao
>I didn't know that it was a banned substance I take it to sleep.
>>67221573
>Yves
He's also the goof that nearly got Frank Mir killed against Shane Carwin
>>67221558
When a new video gets uploaded to official UFC YouTube channel called "Dana and Conor's UFC 200 Social Experiment [2016][Gone Wrong!]"
>>67221573
The finishing blow were right on the buzzer, so he was probably looking to see how badly done Thiago was
>>67221581
The worst thing of all is that he never tested positive.
This means two things, first USADA is a joke, the guy has been taking this shit in front of their faces for years, and second, his manager and his team are total dogshit for not saying to him that that substance was banned.
>you now remember steve cantwell
or you dont if your a casual goof
>>67221671
>>67221673
>Always known as the karate kid and the guy who isn't super ripped or muscular always a little more fat than others
>Suddenly gets ripped lean and flexes aggresively
>No comprende how es banned substanco
>>67221673
The Cro-Cop situation was the funniest of the USADA muck-ups so far
>i support drug testing
>i support drug testing
>>67221717
Fake cheater
>>67221702
Partially because he fought at LHW though when he's really a natural MW
Just bloated himself up to get to the weight class
>>67221702
Look i don't know if he did take on purpose or not and don't really give a shit t bh, but that's besides the point, if he knew it was banned substance why would he write the name of the substance on the report?
There is literally NO reason to admit steroid use.
>>67221782
It looks like he went out at least 2 times
>>67221782
I miss that methloving bastard
>>67221799
i miss tagging your mum with dat left
>>67221734
stop posting this goof you fucking faggot
>DHEA has been banned since 2012
>>67220136
5/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJSXnA96kxo
>it's an instigator noseman episode
>>67222057
Man Ariel what the fuck
What happened to based Germanbro?
lads, steve cantwell vs brian stann is a spicy banger
other relatively unknown spicy bangers?
https://vimeo.com/92232100
>implying heavyweight shouldn't be granulated into three different weight classes
>>67222142
kek
>>67222142
I'm not sure actually. In my head he hadn't actually gone anywhere but now you mention it I haven't seen him
He posted some gay Rogan/Schaub WebM that didn't get many (You)'s, maybe he stopped bothering after that
>>67221294
>THIS is the man that would Heem Conair
Fucking lel. He'd get 1st Round heem'd before the potato even broke a sweat.
>>67222171
I agree, it should be LHW, LHW and LHW, send all the obese shitters and their shitty random fights home
>>67222228
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/lithcuck%2A/country/de/
bit worried tbhfam
>>67222233
Conor got choked by a convict that shouldn't even be in the top 10 and you think that RDA would lose? Take your proxy off, Ireland.
>>67222315
>Being this oblivious to fighting styles
Go away, Abbo, you're as ignorant as your Chav father when it comes to MMA.
It's p embarrassing for you. I mean you're not as bad as Swedes, but you're still terrible.
/heem/ has changed. It’s no longer about being real fite fans, with some light flag banter, bunda posting and memes. It’s an endless series of shitposts and thread wars, fought by casual 189ers. /heem/ has changed. Ngannouposting. /pol/ posting. Edgeposting. All in the name of getting as many (You)s as possible. And he who gets the most (You)s, controls threads. /heem/ has changed.
nearly threw up at Jiu Jitsu today lads
>>67222233
McGregor has no wresting, he gets dumped & humped with the quickness by Hafael, sry m8
this is nate talking about why he left a fox interview:
they asked me the same question 20 times trying to get me to talk shit and i wouldnt so i left and they make me look like an asshole
and beating #3 doesnt help i did that 2 other times same outcome everytime no money..
why play along when it doesnt benifit u to
and why act like a hi payed professional athlete when treated like a benched semi pro ?
this boy keepin it real in the mother fuckin youtube comments #1 boy
>>67222402
BJJ rules are bullshit.
Projectile vomiting on opponents should be allowed
>>67221371
Lil Nog has great TDD and good hands, Cummins is a glassjaw shit who loses at stand up, pretty easy pick imho
>>67222391
It's changed because MMA has seen a rise in popularity. Among all the memes we still get our MMA discussion in. As shitty as it may be now, with people not only forcing memes but their own personal trips, /heem/ is still love.
>>67222448
its no Nick Diaz shittalking on the video with the old SNES car racing game but its pretty gud
>>67222473
It's ok, my posts have been 70% shitposts ever since I began myboyposting
>>67222418
>Literally proving what I said >>67222384 here
It's like you're on a crusade to prove that you don't know jackshit about MMA.
>>67220136
>Lauzon
Based
i never rated nick or nate and i still don't
>>67222525
McGregor's style wouldn't work well, is what I'm saying. You're a fanboy and only starting posting here very recently. I assume McGregor got you into MMA.
>>67222489
>tfw no indean friends to bully and play SNES with
>>67222538
wgaf
memes alert
>>>/tv/68928572
>>67222525
>Pierre "Conor owns the UFC and is guaranteed to fight at 200" McFrogleg trying to lecture anybody else about MMA
Apex kek
Post some more passive aggressive bullshit please, I'm eager to see you get BTFO again
>>67222550
hhow?
I had a dream that GSP vs Robbie Lawler was revealed as the co-main for UFC 200 and then halfway through the first round GSP headbutted Lawler and then Lawler sat in the centre of the octagon crying and tried to call a one-hour timeout
>>67222548
you and americans
>>67222538
the're pure meme fighters CepĐłeĐą
>>67222171
but seriously, there's no point to HW after USADA
>>67222384
btfo
based france
>>67220739
>Wanderlei silva is allowed to put on a wig and fight as a woman
Nice """"sport"""" you've got here
>>67222391
>tfw i started ngannouposting
youre welcome heem
>>67222541
>Muh fanboy
Way to discredit anything you were about to say, 189er.
>>67222561
>It's that Swede who's obsessed with people on 4chan
Yikes, how pathetic.
>>67220136
8/10, excellent card
Was expecting UFC 200 to be a 10/10 though so that diminishes it a bit
>>67222561
I'm quite happy I'm not posting with my french flag these days, can't be mistaken for him
>>67222253
Consider this: we raise LHW limit to 215 >:D
>>67222629
>says stupid shit
>gets btfo
>y u so mad and obsessed lmao xD!
>>67222666
Having 205, 235 and 265 would be nice tbqhwy
>>67222629
>189er
I've been here since before /HEEM/ was even a thing. You've been here a couple weeks at most and you're trying to run the shop. Step off.
>>67222670
He keeps trying to deflect the attention from him getting BTFO.ironically, Him sperging out about it just makes it funnier
>>67222629
Really not doing yourself any favours here lad
>Claim to know MMA and the industry
>make wild unsubstantiated claims that are then proven wrong
>throw shitfit on imageboard when people call you out on your shit
>proceed to embarrass yourself
>make more unsubstantiated claims
>Surprised when people call you out again
Considering your track record at this point maybe it's best to just quit while you're ahead
>>67222675
225 not 235
>>67222550
nice memes
>>67222624
no worries lad, I was just memeing
/heem/ is still good, just miss some people who've left us behind (brbro, germanbro, serbia)
>>67222675
What would the top 5 at 235 be?
lmao you fuckin morons replying to this autistic pierre
avoid him, spain and the nethercuck who "heemed a nigger". all are shitposting cunts
>tfw im a 194'er
fuck u goofs, i watched every ufc up tp 150 and yes, conair is literally the fw GOAT, dj is the GOAT
>>67222670
>Literal obsession that involves screencapping posts on 4chan because you have nothing else going for you
>"B-BTFO! HAHA!"
K.
>>67222679
Been "here" since Pride. Sit the fuck down, son. Shogun Rua was knocking niggas left and right while you were still playing with Barbies.
>>67222695
>Still obsessed
Yikes. So I gather you want an autograph or something?
>>67222742
Who are your top 5 favourite fighters?
>>67222719
Big LHWs and small HWs/shit HWs that are willing to die weight cutting
JBJ, DC and shit
My memory is litterally shit so no other names are coming to my mind but that should be viable
>>67222731
>its the non-(You) getting hater
here's a puty (You). think up a gimmick for (You)-fishing to start, look at the trends and move to light (You)-farming using certain posts and pasta.
oc (You)-farming should be your ultimate goal, it seems to be an art that the frenchie mastered and your just jelly, don't hate the playa hate the game goof.
pic related is me after a successful harvest
>>67222785
>willing to die weight cutting
That brings up another question; how do we fix weight cutting?
>>67222797
you make me sick
>>67222782
conor, ronda, silva, chael, ngannou
>>67222797
based
>>67222744
>Been "here" since Pride. Sit the fuck down, son. Shogun Rua was knocking niggas left and right while you were still playing with Barbies.
You're overcompensating.
>>67222167
matt grice vs dennis bermudez
>Tfw could heem every here but the one I want to is my fellow frenchman
N G A N N O U
I S
A
B I G
U
L
L
is their any mma on this weekend even smaller shows?
lewis>ngannou
>>67222897
that's not how that works, but don't let that stop you fantasizing about having large black males fuck your mum and sister. i'd say gf but i'm not disrespectful towards wizards.
>>67222839
Who is your favourite Welterweight fighter?
>>67222929
Titan FC starts in 8 bongs
>>67222943
SHOOK
>>67222839
>saying ngannou because he thinks that's /heem/'s favourite fighter
HAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
>>67222943
You know, you already said you were parisian, every body here knows you're a dipshit, no need to state it again every day
>>67222929
There's a Titan FC show on in 8 hours
Watch it on FitePass!
>>67222943
B T F O PIERRE
ONE OF THE MOST IMPRESSIVE WINS I'VE EVER SEEN IN THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER AND ONE OF THE BIGGEST TURNAROUNDS EVER
Damn, 198 is only two weeks away. Really has snuck up on me.
>>67222952
never really boyed a ww, hendricks for a while, probably nick is guess
>>67222972
>implying im serious
>>67223020
>being sarcastic through text
>not using (sarcasm) to indicate it
The goofs on you this time.
>>67223052
LOL XD /s
>>67223001
Lanchana Green!
>>67222956
>>67222974
>>67222991
>Generate this much heat with ONE (1) letter
I should adopt a trip.
>>67223119
Please do. Makes it easy to filter you.
>tfw can't wait to (You)-farm for the reem show
nail biting lads
>>67223119
based france
>>67223153
he is my son
>>67220110
I'd eat her ass desu
>>67223144
>filtering
hi rabbit
>>67223197
>filtering tripfags is "Reddit" now
Cool logic
FIRST MAN TO HAND ME A BUD LITE GETS TO STAY ON MY PLANE
decided to leave schaubposting for ngannou posting
Where's that ameriguy who wanted to see my forrest """""gym"""""? Gonna dump some photos.
I use these for pull ups and dips.
>>67223232
Maybe next you'll leave your moms basement for some sunlight.
>>67223237
Seems comfy af
Tapped the bar, no more calluses
>>67223237
Ill take a gander at it
>>67220136
the card sucks. its a legit 6/10
it shouldve been an 11/10, but dana wants to be greedy and make 50 above average cards a year instead of 12 amazing cards
>>67223217
>he can't handle the bantz so he filters to create an echo-chamber safe space
>>>/rebbit/
>>67223237
>>67223265
comfy
>>67223253
kek
>>67223286
then don't watch 37 of them dummy
This was supposed to be a HIIT course, now do suicides.
>>67223287
>thinks ignoring tripfag circle jerks is "Reddit"
Sweet logic
>>67223265
Gayboy
>>67223237
>those bricks
manlet detected. post ur twink body
I want Dana and Joe to be voices in my head hyping everything I do
OWWW THAT WAS THE BEST TURN ON OF A COMPUTER I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
HES POSTING HES POSTING
(Sledgehammer not pictured.)
>>67223309
>filtering
>>>/reddit/
>>67223265
but women like calluses you goof
>>67223280
Pretty nice, I like it
>>67223345
post rogainz
>>67223350
>enjoys tripfag circle jerks
Perhaps Reddit would be more your pace.
Rope, needs noose.
>>67220136
Needs a Lawler co-main/10.
>>67223386
>i like tripfags
>he works his hardest to silence opinions he doesn't like creating a safe space
>>67223436
I welcome all opinions. I don't welcome tripfags. You are conflating the two. Don't be so dumb, dummy.
>mfw my boy is currently working the potash mines of Saskatchewan.
It gets pretty muddy when it rains and some kids like to use the place to drink and smoke. Hope to get some cash and buy a boxing bag.
That's it, next time you think you could heem every here, think again.
if I tried building an open gym like croatia I bet it wouldn't last a week before someone fucked my shit up
>tfw my bull is on his way into the top 10
>>67223492
>he fell for the bodyweight meme
>>67223324
AND IT IS ALL OVER
ALBERTINHO BARBOSA IS THE NEW MEMEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF /heem/
>>67223429
Which of the following would you like to see?
Lawler vs Condit 2
Lawler vs Woodley
Lawler vs GSP
Lawler vs Maia/Brown winner
Lawler vs Mighty Mouse
Lawler vs Other
>>67223544
schaub vs ngannou
>>67223492
Hi Croatia, thanks for your presentation. I look forward to your next one :)
How do you respond to >>67223524 's allegations? Did you or did you not fall for a meme?
>>67223520
top bull
>>67223492
post body. bet your a manlet twink
Callen said he would suck Luke Rockhold dick, but just as a goof.
What is the farthest you would be willing to go for a prank?
Which bantamweight will be told to drop down to 125 to face MM?
Someone post Brock.
>>67223520
and he'll be right back out of it as soon as you know it.
>>67223609
Lineker.
>>67220136
650/1000
>>67223607
i would suck lukes penis and balls too, but only if we agree that its a prank beforehand
>>67223609
dodson. mm is a pussy for ducking him
>>67223620
here
>>67223609
This >>67223636
Lineker was even retweeting some people asking him to stop being a fat fuck so he can fight Mighty Mouse
>>67223590
I'm a skinny fat 6'1, gonna get ripped and in shape before I embarrass myself on /heem/.
>>67223683
He was supposed to get the shot after he beat McCall but he missed weight.
>>67221261
Someone should tell him he's not in kickboxing anymore and you're supposed to dive on the guy.
>>67223710
>meme body weight routine
>dyel skinny fat
It checks out
>>67223710
>get ripped
not doing meme body shit u wont
>>67223756
>>67223789
You two hanging from my nuts is plenty weight.
How many trees have you beat up today /heem/? Remember that we can win this fight if we all do our part.
>>67223831
Sparring with trees is the new touchbutt in the park bro
>>67223827
marco polo bridge incident all over again
>>67223831
>weidcuck
i hate him so much. hope luke "literal god" rockhold heems him into oblivion
Jon Fitch: Where did it all go so wrong?
>>67220136
Where's Conor/10
>>67223947
You're going to be very upset on June 4.
HARDER
>>67223947
shut up
>>67224073
>armchair experts will say this is detrimental to the knees
fucking dummies
FASTER
>>67224059
K E K
>>67224077
>no u
post ur main boys bangbro
>tfw every weidman post is an automatic rare flag (You)
STRONGER
>>67224093
This is my favourite
>weighted assisted bulgarian balance plate one-legged squats
Top-tier memeing
Hey guys I'm lying in bed drunk on my phone, home from a night out with the lads. We got pretty drunk and were walking out of the casino and I almost heemed an Asian cunt for lookin at me wrong
I swear that bloke was fuckin lucky he didn't leave that place black and bloody fuck me boys I was gonna HEEEEEEEEM this cuck but the security and Shit u know
But if I see this cunt again he will be BTFO permanently don't think he could even be able to walk again
Anyway just wanted to know if anyone wants to have a viewing party for fire night Rotterdam
I got a nice ass pad with a boxing ring, it's not octogon but we could go a few cheeky rounds
Gnite fellas
>>67224093
wtf is this KEK
>>67224135
He would've fucked (you) up
>tfw Weidman only had a six week camp with a broken foot before 194
>tfw luke is underestimating The Chris
>tfw luke has already injured his knee once in this camp (Thanks AKA)
>tfw The Chris is shoring up the holes in his game
>tfw The Chris is training with Mark Henry
>tfw The Chris 2.0 is going to heem luke once in California and then again in MSG
How the fuck do people watch soccer without killing themselves from boredom and refball/faking fouls?
>>67224255
We can only hope
>>67224255
>this delision
>>67224073
>>67224093
>>67224115
i'm russian and even i think this is beyond stupid dagestani memery
brazillians wonder why they cant front up to fights due to injury...
was it quick https://youtu.be/G61oWiOGzP4
>>67224073
i'm surprised he can still walk
enjoy your permanent back damage
>>67224093
>world heavyweight champion training
>>67224389
I don't think so, I've been in that position myself and while the guy I was rolling with didn't have the best technique it's very easy to apply a ton of pressure on the throat and neck if you're a buff dude, the shoulder sort of pushes into you which creates more squeeze
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084569
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084569
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084569
watching some old bootleg wec vhs's and came across this sportsmanship gem
Just watched the Nate/Hill fight in tuf5
Moment of silence for this warrior
Proud father and husband who left us too early
rip
https://youtu.be/ytS0nShwILA
>>67224508
More like a tin can
>>67224528
Do you think Rogan sat down one night and just marathon'd everything on Roganwatch?
ngannou
>>67224482
Killer instinct right there
>>67224093
>>67224073
It'll be an absolute miraculous act of God if this fight actually happens without injury. Jesus fucking Christ.
What should have been the maincard of UFC 200?
>>67224681
Conor vs. Aldo
Is there anybody who can save the heavyweight division?
>>67224681
Lawler vs GSP
Conor vs Frankie
Tate vs Nunes
Lauzon vs Sanchez
Browne vs Velasquez
>>67224608
those machines look like medieval torture devices
>>67224736
Lineker
>The city of Brian Redban
>>67224681
Jones vs DC
Conor vs Edgar
Lawler vs Thompson
Holloway vs Aldo
Ferguson vs Cerrone
>>67224736
not really
the best large athletes are in real sports
ufc can't possibly compete with their pay scale
>>67220077
UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/30: Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
(((STARTS AT 7 PM ET, 4 PM PT, 12 AM BST)))
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
in case anyone wanted to know what time titan fc is
>>67224817
Gimme Ferguson khabib or Nate and that card is phenomenal
>>67224823
Schaub left a lot of lucrative NFL contracts on the table to be a fighter.
>>67224816
I can't wait until he dies an early death. He looks like the most unhealthy person I have ever seen.
>>67224816
Rogan literally ruined his life.
>>67224846
>Schaub left a lot of lucrative NFL contracts on the table to be a fighter.
lol no he didn't he always wanted to be in the nfl and was passed over so he turned to fighting to make some coin
and he had shane carwin pay his way through mma training
he was a nobody going nowhere and never amounted to anything in mma
>>67224922
B8/10
>>67220941
>>67220941
This is adorable
>>67224935
No it isn't.
>Someone should do some mopping on the center of the Octagon, Mike
why's he so based bros
Reminder that it is much easier to be a dominant champion in a lighter weight class than in a heavier one.
>>67224268
how the fuck do you watch american football?
at least in football there's skill involved and hundreds of different moves, in american football is just about what nigger is the fastest or the fattest
>>67225037
>>67225037
he's a faggot
>>67225073
>hundreds of different moves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjp1Zrvn8VQ
>>67224922
delet this and don't ever reply to me again
>>67224816
literally who
>>67225037
He's not.
>>67225116
>>67224930
truth hurts doesn't it maybe if he dyes his hair again he will be relevant?
>>67225109
>I rate Ariaga
>>67225037
hes a faggot cheater from new england. fuck him
Where you at, Gerturd(s)
Where you at, motherfuckers
who /daddy/ here?
You now remember Melvin Guillard
who /bull/ here?
>>67225321
Reporting in
>>67225388
here
I WENT...
...TO THE INTERNET
>>67224115
why
>>67224268
>anon finds /heem/
>posts about soccer
go away
>>67225422
What a God. And I'm not talkin about the Rockets tbqhwyf
>>67223710
Can we have a go in June then do it couple months later after you get in shape?
Estonia's getting in shape got his jaw hurt and possibly not fighting me
>>67225422
luke is literally perfect
>>67224750
looks like a who
>>67225557
>receding hairline
>perfect
>>67225533
post boipucc, maybe I'll fight you haha
>>67225619
#FREELAVAR
>>67225533
post ass
>>67225533
post boibutt
>>67225533
I'll step up if that cuck pulls out, I ain't afraid of nobody. Make it a welterweight bout, no creatine doping though.
>>67225688
post ass
>>67225619
>you now remember Schaub ranting about how Lavar was a "good dude" before this happened
>>67225619
He probably shouldn't have done that
>>67225291
>New York is part of New England
>>67225767
I'd have to actually listen to schaub to remember the things he says.
>>67225688
>>67225533
pretty sure this is illegal
>>67220372
For me all three cards look about equal.
lads, how do we get lith to post ass?
help
http://www.strawpoll.me/10091269
http://www.strawpoll.me/10091269
http://www.strawpoll.me/10091269
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEzVhxql0bD/
Lads, I got my first white hair today.... what should I do?
>>67223819
you're funny. i like you, Croatia
LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10091344
http://www.strawpoll.me/10091344
http://www.strawpoll.me/10091344
>>67225962
how do you even know you have a white hair and that it is your first
>>67225962
I've got about 30 of them. Started getting them at 18.
>>67225962
it's the first one you noticed you senile old fuck
>>67225902
BLEACHED
lads strawpoll
Very Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10091388
>>67225902
Chael is actually very handsome
what happened to edgestonia's jaw?
>>67225902
Chael "Double Up My Fuckin Cups" Sonnen
http://www.strawpoll.me/10091423
RARE
>they ain't want none boiiii
IM ON A NGANNOU LEVEL
>>67226165
FUCKING RARE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10091494
Hot poll here goofs
>>67225807
everything is illegal
>>67226256
literally fuck off with these fucking strawpolls
aldos wife is bigg and thicc
>>67226200
who DAT
>>67226345
>implying its one person
fuck u goof
>>67226365
ana kasparian
>>67225962
viciously heem it to send the message to the rest of them
>>67226345
http://www.strawpoll.me/10091531
>>67222817
Use technology to work out how much of a fighter's body is water weight, then subtract that amount of weight from their total weight. Cutting weight is now all about muscle and fat, rather than how much you can dehydrate yourself.
>>67226365
M A C K E N Z I
A
C
K
E
N
Z
I
who else is /rogersreturn/ here?
>>67225688
No weight limits fag
>>67226446
HOGER'S BACK BABY
>>67226438
She is everything I hate about women.
any here thinks meisha will be a god tier milf?
>>67224115
Are these cock pullups?
>>67226495
so excited for this. the man is awesome
>>67226446
thats on friday right? i will have an exam during that time and probably miss it
>>67226543
pic related
>>67226472
>>67226383
>>67226419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hsfhtwPpFs
>>67226594
would
>>67226558
exam season's a bitch
roger's too cool though, met him irl and he's just super chill
>>67226659
oops meant>>67226578
haha
hey /heem/, how come fighters don't just snap off their opponents fingers when they have some sort of hold on their arm? surely that'd be a winning technique
LHW needs to have it's weight limit lowered to 200lbs.
HW needs to be 200lbs and up with no upper weight limit.
This accomplishes two things that need to happen.
1. Removes weight cap from HW, no reason any heavyweight should have to cut weight.
2. Forces most LHWs to move to HW, where they should be to begin with.
Reminder that the HW champion is the only real champion and all other "champions" are just marketing tactics.
Just a reminder that if you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight, no excuses.
>>67226696
i see great potential.
>>67226696
his wife is a golddigging looking ugly bimbo
>>67226717
Small joint manipulation
Go read the rules, Aziz.
>>67226717
against the rules.
>>67226744
same, same feeling i had with her
>>67226724
>tfw 5'8" 195
PROTECT THAT HEAVYWEIGHT BELT BOY
>watch Hateful Eight with wife, get wasted
>fuck
>wake up hungover
>make pot of coffee
>make pound of super crispy bacon
>drink all of it
>eat all of it
>back into the Jameson's
Love weekends boys
>>67226748
It's not surprising, what did you expect?
>>67226798
We never got to see those tits, eh
PAT BARRY, WHERE EVER YOU GO BOY IM KEKING
>>67226798
never cared for her 2bh, and now she's just some chubby dime a dozen.
that rogan daughter is top qt though.
>>67226832
does your wifes son post here?
>>67226853
Just like Jennifer Love Hewitt
>>67226832
Heres to the weekend! Cheers
>>67226847
true, he is a hypocrite
>>67226853
there was some meme nipslip but thats about it
>>67226875
really?
>>67226832
why don't you do that on workdays instead
>>67226890
Just starting to try for kids now, it's great
Tried to knock her up last night
>>67226925
yes, really, nothing special. big breasts though.
>>67226914
Cheers lad
>>67226934
buddy how the fuck do you get wasted on a workday and then work the next day
your job must not be very important
>>67226937
good lad, how old are you?
>>67226961
28
A little late for the first kid but oh well
>>67226960
what a good goyim you are
>>67226992
yeah I manage a bunch of people that all drag themselves into work for the sole purpose of making me money
what a good goyim indeed
I think he'd fuck you up.
>>67226960
Are you the same dummy who unironically thinks the canadian banking system isn't owned by a handful of billionaires?
>>67226950
i really like her face desu
>>67226991
my dad didn't have me til he was in his mid thirties. 28-33 is perfect age i think.
>>67226991
Thats not late man, to many go in to early senpai.
>>67227039
>Flexing
What a poser. I'd heem him
>>67227069
NEW
>>67226991
>A little late
No. That's perfectly normal in a first world country
>>67227039
oh boy don't you know jiu jitsu works against a larger opponent? :^)
>>67227082
fucking kys
>>67226991
lol
my father was 14 when my older sister was born, I'm "18" and have at least 2 kids
must suck to be a canadian beta male
>>67220915
Is this just a wealthy family with too much time on their hands?
>>67227040
nah, no idea what you're talkin about bud
>>67227043
I think the perfect age, assuming you're in a good financial, mental and emotional state, is like 22.
>>67227083
Well it's certainly not optimal. I'm not worried about normal. I'm worried about optimal.
>>67223479
Mad
>>67223479
Don't be scared, homie
>>67226937
That's disgusting.
>>67226925
Nipslip? Do you mean that one from the YouTube video?
>>67226749
my name's not aziz
You need me. Im literally the best poster here
