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Upcoming MMA events:
5/8 - UFC FN 87: Overeem vs Arlovski
5/14 - UFC 198: Brazil
5/29 - UFC FN 88: Almeida vs Garbrant
6/4 - UFC 199: Chris "The Chris" Weidman wins his belt back
Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA
MMA Digest update: http://youtu.be/fBj_kqOLFus
>UFC 200 embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/kvoorABjEZU
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/LL5FV1nBCEk
>Legal free fight(s)
JBJ vs Rampage: https://youtu.be/XwClMZFO4Lc
Brock vs Overeem: https://youtu.be/Lbpwc3lP3WI
Arlovski vs a Freeman: https://youtu.be/T0cxUzEWZ9g
Miocic vs Del Rosario: https://youtu.be/OBFO9IS3rxQ
Werdum vs Cain: https://youtu.be/dxqfV4zBSgU
Cyborg vs Carano: https://youtu.be/WhPNLCvGpRk
Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos
>Just Fight Fan™ Things
198 extended preview: https://youtu.be/MNf2K7ZsFYQ
Interview w/ Cruz: https://youtu.be/EWtI4wkoW-E
UFC on the Fly w/ Struve: https://youtu.be/7GwwphRk68M
>>67220071
real
>>67220094
my wife's son agrees
posting in real thread
Real thread? Real thre
>>67220077
Good OP, OP
>tfw real thread
R8 this card out of 10
Chris Weidman is so fucking boring and bland
shut up
>>67220136
8/10
All objectively good fights but nothing I'm super-hyped for
NO I WON'T BACK DOWN
ngannou
>>67220136
Amazing for a ppv but doesn't have the larger than life feel I was expecting for UFC 200. I'm still hoping Dana will blow our minds with a new fight.
>>67220136
3/10
non cuck thread is real one = this one
>>67220181
dc vs jones is the mind blowing fight you goof
>>67220181
They needed Conor to win at 196 in order to have a mind blowing fight.
>>67220136
9/10 as ppv(though I don't pay) but 6/10 as a hyped 200 card.
>>67220208
Both that and Ronda willing to return early.
2016 definitively was not a good year for Dana
>Faber barely beats Frankie "who" Saenz
>gets a title shot
What
>>67220208
There's parallel universe where Conor beat RDA and fighting Robbie and Ronda defending her tittle for the last time at 200.
>>67220136
A bunch of 7/10 fights makes for a 6/10 card.
>>67220250
This and Ronda announcing her catchweight fight vs. Cyborg at MSG as her last MMA fight
>>67220246
No, Conor. Ronda is nothing. If Conor beat Nate, then UFC 200 would have done more than 2 million buys.
mitrione is hinting that his next fight will be announced today. Who does bellator have to match him against? Dada?
>>67220307
How great would that be
>>67220136
9/10
Genuinely impressed with it
That is assuming Bones-DC actually goes through
>>67220307
bigg lashley
>>67220250
conor would die against robbie, not that he would beat rda obviously. but robbie would turn his brain to mush
>>67220307
I get that bendo, Rory, Tito, etc are big names from the UFC but does literally anybody care about Matt mitrione?
Guys I'm sorry for posting porn but anyone got the song name for this one lads?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1461501184731.webm
199>200>198
>>67220372
198 looks worse the more you really look at it. Just a bunch of washed up hues living on their names.
This muhammed guy fighting in Titqn tonight is actually a legit prospect
Remember the name....
>>67220372
>199>200>198
Finally someone realizing that Rockhold, Cruz, Holloway and Poirier are the best fighters right now.
Aldo/Edgar is the real spicy main event we deserve. I can see a sloppy DC/Jones2 coming miles away.
You know what would make 199 perfect? Tate/Nunes instead of HendoLelbard.
JUST PRAY TO THE MMA GODS TO PREVENT US FROM A LITERALLY 75 MINUTES HUGFEST (JUST LIKE UFC 33 UKNOWMSAYN)
>>67220136
2 out of 10
and only because it's free
>>67220467
>Remember the name....
i see what you did there lad
>>67220420
Is this real? Nice "sport" you got there
>>67220478
her nose is shooped smaller here
>>67220523
your mom is chopped here
>>67220478
As long as Lombard vs Hendo doesn't go past the first round 199 has amazing potential.
>>67220523
fuck u goof
>>67220478
>Poirier
why hasn't that zilch been cut yet
>>67220547
>hall vs silva
>3 rounds of them circling and staring at eachother
Great fight
put a 15 bet multi on with these winners. bet the house
>I rate Frankie Edgar
>>67220548
Because he hasn't lost since losing to McGregor. He's on a 3 fight win streak and will be a top 5 LW.
>>67220548
>(you)
>>67220615
>He's on a 3 fight win streak
against literal whos
>>67220136
8/10 but not enough to be 200
It won't even come close to reach UFC 100 levels of audience
>>67220635
He just beat the second to last man to defeat Conor McGregor.
>>67220547
fixed
>>67220652
I think its a more well rounded card than UFC 100 which unironically had Fitch/Thiago and Akiyama/Belcher on the main card
>>67220478
>meisha will never heem you with her armpits
kill me now lads
cooking up some fresh webms for the casuals goofs who dont remember this fun fight/post-fight
btw when does based lil heathen fight again?
>>67220678
>choosing 2 in the same position
get a load of this goof
also I agree that holloway/lamas is a better fight but anderson is my boy
>>67220709
how can you punch a guy that hard when he is literally in a daydream
jeremy stephens scumbag
>>67220709
fights Barao on the Almeida/Garbrandt card I think
>Cyborg vs Carano: https://youtu.be/WhPNLCvGpRk
Would Cyborg be able to heem you in a spicy banger, my boys?
>>67220694
For sure, but it won't have the same level of hype nor the same level of ppv buys.
I kind off expected way more.
>>67220739
delet
>>67220709
that webm is awesome
>>67220739
>>67220739
Carano still my girl.
Yes, Cyborg could probably fuck my world up, both standing and in the ground.
Especially the real Cyborg with peds
>>67220136
Sage northcutt just behind joe lauzon who has like the second most fight bonus awards in the ufc
>>67220739
no she'll be unconscious or in the fetal position from literally anything i throw
>>67220709
rony jason took the loss in his homestate of brazil a bit hard
>>67220731
Because the ref hasn't stopped you, and he might not, then the guy keeps fighting and gets brain damage. Really, you're helping him out.
>>67220804
ref was too far away that hit shouldn't of happened he was fucken out after that kick
what you're saying is correct but that's a late stoppage
>>67220804
>brain damage
is this meme still alive?
>>67220731
jeremy stephens will do this 10/10
dont want it to happen, dont fight jeremy
and its completely his right to do if the ref hasnt stopped the fight yet
>>67220879
post him heeming unroided rda
>>67220796
btw that elbow into the door sliced the fuck out of his arm
here's a segment of one of dana's vlogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We-FpSxrM4Q
poor rony
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/ufc-rony-jason-needed-22-stitches-self-inflicted-192436250--mma.html
>>67220896
>>67220136
needs one more big fight
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/29/11535262/tom-lawlor-alarming-recurring-symptom-that-could-be-linked-to-head-trauma
>Thoughts on the presidential race and the crazy reason why he's likely voting for Trump
based
>he thinks Werdum won't meme all over Stipe
If it goes to the ground it's all over, Stipe will never submit Werdum and if you think he has the gastank to fight off subs for 5 rounds straight you're batshit crazy
>>67220796
I completely forgot about that
>>67220804
>>67220879
>there are sociopaths that actually believe this
degenerates t bh
It's way better to just walk away, it makes you look good and it lessen's the injury of your colleague.
I can totally understand if you do it after the guy talked a lot of shit or you had hatred for the guy, but against someone you just happen to be matched up to? Stupid, pointless and degenerate
>>67220896
let me see if i can find an hd video to webm real quick
take this in the mean time
>>67220739
delet this
>>67220951
Werdums ground game is a meme. Mark hunt spent half a round in it with no problem.
moving to miami in september lads
>>67220969
Big mistake
>>67220968
Tell that to your boys Fedor and Cain, the supposed "goats" heavyweights
when will tehuna, pettis, erick silva, roy nelson be cut from the ufc?
>>67220968
Half a round while he was fresh yeah
Put him on the mat with Werdum in round 4 and I guarantee you the odds of survival would rapidly shrink
Plus Werdum still KO'd after faking a double leg, no way did Hunt feel comfortable on the ground with him or he wouldn't dropped his hands to defend it so quickly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNvx9Gfd7EI
why did rogan have rogan watch taken down
>>67220969
overpopulated by subhumans and extremely overpriced
move further up the coast and live on/next to the ocean in a gated community and we can fight
>>67220995
>roy
why anon?
>silva tehuna
sure
>pettis
they invested in him too much to cut him
>>67220995
>cutting one of the best prospects at welterweight
Don't do that. Let him develop, give him a chance.
>>67220995
>nelson
never, dude's too much of a draw
you can be an awful fighter but if you fights rate, nobody gives a fuck about your record. they just cut a guy who went 7-0, for christ's sake.
>>67221016
Because people don't like to have "haters"
>>67221028
Yes, i know Roy can make 170, i always said it, i knew someone would have agreed with me sooner or later
>>67221031
he's such a baby
he can't handle the banter
>>67221055
For real Roy could probably be a fantastic LHW or even a MW if he just lost the beer gut and got jacked as fuck
>>67221028
read what your typing and think about it because it makes no sense at all
>>67221025
>they invested in him too much to cut him
how many more fights can he lose? before it gets stupid?
>>67221055
Roy "Vegan Country" Nelson is top 5 WW material
>>67220739
Carano is the hottest MMA fighter of all time and it's not even close.
i unironically just had a brain MRI and they found literally nothing brain damage is a meme
>>67221074
i think 2 more
>>67221075
him and hunto could probably make 205
>>67221110
Hunt can't make 205 lad, he can barely make 265.
He is just too wide and too dense.
>>67221099
Thanks G*d that porn doesn't damage our brains
>>67221110
Hunto used to balloon up to like 300 between fights a few years ago, he'd have to amputate his legs to make 205
>>67221128
fighters you hate?
i'll start: hunt.
>>67221081
>>67221128
>implying
you see how much of a lard he is you goof?
>>67221136
i don't masturbate but good one
let's talk MMA
post boys
>>67221175
i'm still mad he lost to pedoboy
lads
http://money.cnn.com/2016/04/19/news/bananas-banana-crisis-disease/index.html?sr=fbCNN043016bananas-banana-crisis-disease0501PMVODtopLink&linkId=24019595
>The humble banana is under attack by a disease that is spreading around the globe, and threatening Latin America's all-important export industry.
>>67221164
>let's talk MMA
Well okay just this once but I'll warn you I'm not good with cagefighting.
The Combate Americas event brought back a classic question to my mind actually
What is the ideal size for a cage? I've generally preferred smaller cages like the KOTC and the UFC Pearl at the Palms cages.
>>67221175
don't ever talk to me or my boy ever again
>>67221081
Not even a question
>>67221099
>He thinks brain damage from CTE can be seen in MRI's
Just wait till you are death so they study your shit
>>67221145
why?
>>67221148
>whiteboy can't understand samoan genetics
>>67221206
>CTE
>real
keep believing the meme
>>67221194
It was inevitable. We'll just find another strain of Banana, right?
>>67220954
sure i guess
but i think it sends a message to other fighers, you dont want to be in the cage with this guy
mentally imposing, intimidating
i like it, just a dude you shouldnt fuck with
>>67221206
hating hunto is a meme, stop responding.
>>67221235
no it's not that faggot bleaches his hair and he's 50 years old, tattooed faggot
>>67220136
8.75/10 card desu
the only fights that don't really matter are sanchez-lauzon, sage-cheech and miller-gomi, but 2 of those are either potentially spicy or meme
miller gomi really doesn't belong, but it's still a great card
>>67221228
he looks offended
>>67221235
The man's a treasure
>>67221228
He is kind of a manlet.
I bet i can sub him in under a minute
>>67220599
>Vitor
>Hendo
you were close
>>67221261
>>67221247
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>67221261
hunt is the nicest guy
best fighter
and also most christian
>>67221293
>and also most christian
Not even close
>>67221270
I can't understand this Zika meme at all, it supposedly started in Brazil and here in Argentina Uruguay and Chile we barely had cases of infections compared to the caribbean and now even USA.
How? We have tons of br inmigration.
>>67221294
beautiful heem desu
>>67221301
What do you mean?
>>67221286
>>67221261
the reason he walks off is he's too out of breath to chase them
>HE'S GREASING
>>67221294
mmm beautiful. can't wait for this to happen to khabib
>>67221325
The UFC cage has been visited by some far higher level Christians, such as
>Bendo
>Dariush
>Wonderboy
Hunto is on the Good Path, but he's not a black belt in piety
>>67221306
I'm sure there's a lot you don't understand my white friend.
lil nog vs cummins who u lads got?
>>67221344
>REEEEEF!
>>67221371
he should retire
>>67221373
I kek everytime
>>67221294
>Getting hit with a telegraphed uppercut from 10 feet out
>>67221371
cummins needs to kill himself if he doesn't win
>>67221370
I apparently just found the cause, it only travels to countries who have niggers in them
>>67221373
belcher was such a beast
>>67221373
Post Bisping for comparison
>>67221294
RDA looked fucking tiny physically there compared to what he looks like now
When did he switch to Nick Curson?
>>67221423
I still don't know how it didn't happen here tho. we get like all the mosquito diseases there is.
>>67221423
good find my aryan brother
>>67221424
fuck off cuck
>>67221373
>but herb he escaped my invincible heel hook, he's obviously cheating please disqualify him immediately
>>67221463
Not trying to be a buzzkill but it most likely will happen sooner or later.
I hope it doesn't tho
>>67221534
Great heem
How long before Dana admits that ufc 200 drama was just a joke?
>>67221534
>ref just stares at thiago for like 5 seconds before actually waving it off
lmao
>I didn't know that it was a banned substance I take it to sleep.
>>67221573
>Yves
He's also the goof that nearly got Frank Mir killed against Shane Carwin
>>67221558
When a new video gets uploaded to official UFC YouTube channel called "Dana and Conor's UFC 200 Social Experiment [2016][Gone Wrong!]"
>>67221573
The finishing blow were right on the buzzer, so he was probably looking to see how badly done Thiago was
>>67221581
The worst thing of all is that he never tested positive.
This means two things, first USADA is a joke, the guy has been taking this shit in front of their faces for years, and second, his manager and his team are total dogshit for not saying to him that that substance was banned.
>you now remember steve cantwell
or you dont if your a casual goof
>>67221671
>>67221673
>Always known as the karate kid and the guy who isn't super ripped or muscular always a little more fat than others
>Suddenly gets ripped lean and flexes aggresively
>No comprende how es banned substanco
>>67221673
The Cro-Cop situation was the funniest of the USADA muck-ups so far
>i support drug testing
>i support drug testing
>>67221717
Fake cheater
>>67221702
Partially because he fought at LHW though when he's really a natural MW
Just bloated himself up to get to the weight class
>>67221702
Look i don't know if he did take on purpose or not and don't really give a shit t bh, but that's besides the point, if he knew it was banned substance why would he write the name of the substance on the report?
There is literally NO reason to admit steroid use.
>>67221782
It looks like he went out at least 2 times
>>67221782
I miss that methloving bastard
>>67221799
i miss tagging your mum with dat left
>>67221734
stop posting this goof you fucking faggot
>DHEA has been banned since 2012
>>67220136
5/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJSXnA96kxo
>it's an instigator noseman episode
>>67222057
Man Ariel what the fuck
What happened to based Germanbro?
lads, steve cantwell vs brian stann is a spicy banger
other relatively unknown spicy bangers?
https://vimeo.com/92232100
>implying heavyweight shouldn't be granulated into three different weight classes
>>67222142
kek
>>67222142
I'm not sure actually. In my head he hadn't actually gone anywhere but now you mention it I haven't seen him
He posted some gay Rogan/Schaub WebM that didn't get many (You)'s, maybe he stopped bothering after that
>>67221294
>THIS is the man that would Heem Conair
Fucking lel. He'd get 1st Round heem'd before the potato even broke a sweat.
>>67222171
I agree, it should be LHW, LHW and LHW, send all the obese shitters and their shitty random fights home
>>67222228
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/lithcuck%2A/country/de/
bit worried tbhfam
>>67222233
Conor got choked by a convict that shouldn't even be in the top 10 and you think that RDA would lose? Take your proxy off, Ireland.
>>67222315
>Being this oblivious to fighting styles
Go away, Abbo, you're as ignorant as your Chav father when it comes to MMA.
It's p embarrassing for you. I mean you're not as bad as Swedes, but you're still terrible.
/heem/ has changed. It’s no longer about being real fite fans, with some light flag banter, bunda posting and memes. It’s an endless series of shitposts and thread wars, fought by casual 189ers. /heem/ has changed. Ngannouposting. /pol/ posting. Edgeposting. All in the name of getting as many (You)s as possible. And he who gets the most (You)s, controls threads. /heem/ has changed.
nearly threw up at Jiu Jitsu today lads
>>67222233
McGregor has no wresting, he gets dumped & humped with the quickness by Hafael, sry m8
this is nate talking about why he left a fox interview:
they asked me the same question 20 times trying to get me to talk shit and i wouldnt so i left and they make me look like an asshole
and beating #3 doesnt help i did that 2 other times same outcome everytime no money..
why play along when it doesnt benifit u to
and why act like a hi payed professional athlete when treated like a benched semi pro ?
this boy keepin it real in the mother fuckin youtube comments #1 boy
>>67222402
BJJ rules are bullshit.
Projectile vomiting on opponents should be allowed
>>67221371
Lil Nog has great TDD and good hands, Cummins is a glassjaw shit who loses at stand up, pretty easy pick imho
>>67222391
It's changed because MMA has seen a rise in popularity. Among all the memes we still get our MMA discussion in. As shitty as it may be now, with people not only forcing memes but their own personal trips, /heem/ is still love.
>>67222448
its no Nick Diaz shittalking on the video with the old SNES car racing game but its pretty gud
>>67222473
It's ok, my posts have been 70% shitposts ever since I began myboyposting
>>67222418
>Literally proving what I said >>67222384 here
It's like you're on a crusade to prove that you don't know jackshit about MMA.
>>67220136
>Lauzon
Based
i never rated nick or nate and i still don't
>>67222525
McGregor's style wouldn't work well, is what I'm saying. You're a fanboy and only starting posting here very recently. I assume McGregor got you into MMA.
>>67222489
>tfw no indean friends to bully and play SNES with
>>67222538
wgaf
memes alert
>>>/tv/68928572
>>67222525
>Pierre "Conor owns the UFC and is guaranteed to fight at 200" McFrogleg trying to lecture anybody else about MMA
Apex kek
Post some more passive aggressive bullshit please, I'm eager to see you get BTFO again
>>67222550
hhow?
I had a dream that GSP vs Robbie Lawler was revealed as the co-main for UFC 200 and then halfway through the first round GSP headbutted Lawler and then Lawler sat in the centre of the octagon crying and tried to call a one-hour timeout
>>67222548
you and americans
>>67222538
the're pure meme fighters CepĐłeĐą
>>67222171
but seriously, there's no point to HW after USADA
>>67222384
btfo
based france
>>67220739
>Wanderlei silva is allowed to put on a wig and fight as a woman
Nice """"sport"""" you've got here
>>67222391
>tfw i started ngannouposting
youre welcome heem
>>67222541
>Muh fanboy
Way to discredit anything you were about to say, 189er.
>>67222561
>It's that Swede who's obsessed with people on 4chan
Yikes, how pathetic.
>>67220136
8/10, excellent card
Was expecting UFC 200 to be a 10/10 though so that diminishes it a bit
>>67222561
I'm quite happy I'm not posting with my french flag these days, can't be mistaken for him
>>67222253
Consider this: we raise LHW limit to 215 >:D
>>67222629
>says stupid shit
>gets btfo
>y u so mad and obsessed lmao xD!
>>67222666
Having 205, 235 and 265 would be nice tbqhwy
>>67222629
>189er
I've been here since before /HEEM/ was even a thing. You've been here a couple weeks at most and you're trying to run the shop. Step off.
>>67222670
He keeps trying to deflect the attention from him getting BTFO.ironically, Him sperging out about it just makes it funnier
>>67222629
Really not doing yourself any favours here lad
>Claim to know MMA and the industry
>make wild unsubstantiated claims that are then proven wrong
>throw shitfit on imageboard when people call you out on your shit
>proceed to embarrass yourself
>make more unsubstantiated claims
>Surprised when people call you out again
Considering your track record at this point maybe it's best to just quit while you're ahead
>>67222675
225 not 235
>>67222550
nice memes
>>67222624
no worries lad, I was just memeing
/heem/ is still good, just miss some people who've left us behind (brbro, germanbro, serbia)
>>67222675
What would the top 5 at 235 be?
lmao you fuckin morons replying to this autistic pierre
avoid him, spain and the nethercuck who "heemed a nigger". all are shitposting cunts
>tfw im a 194'er
fuck u goofs, i watched every ufc up tp 150 and yes, conair is literally the fw GOAT, dj is the GOAT
>>67222670
>Literal obsession that involves screencapping posts on 4chan because you have nothing else going for you
>"B-BTFO! HAHA!"
K.
>>67222679
Been "here" since Pride. Sit the fuck down, son. Shogun Rua was knocking niggas left and right while you were still playing with Barbies.
>>67222695
>Still obsessed
Yikes. So I gather you want an autograph or something?
>>67222742
Who are your top 5 favourite fighters?
>>67222719
Big LHWs and small HWs/shit HWs that are willing to die weight cutting
JBJ, DC and shit
My memory is litterally shit so no other names are coming to my mind but that should be viable
>>67222731
>its the non-(You) getting hater
here's a puty (You). think up a gimmick for (You)-fishing to start, look at the trends and move to light (You)-farming using certain posts and pasta.
oc (You)-farming should be your ultimate goal, it seems to be an art that the frenchie mastered and your just jelly, don't hate the playa hate the game goof.
pic related is me after a successful harvest
>>67222785
>willing to die weight cutting
That brings up another question; how do we fix weight cutting?
>>67222797
you make me sick
>>67222782
conor, ronda, silva, chael, ngannou
>>67222797
based
>>67222744
>Been "here" since Pride. Sit the fuck down, son. Shogun Rua was knocking niggas left and right while you were still playing with Barbies.
You're overcompensating.
>>67222167
matt grice vs dennis bermudez
>Tfw could heem every here but the one I want to is my fellow frenchman
N G A N N O U
I S
A
B I G
U
L
L
is their any mma on this weekend even smaller shows?
lewis>ngannou
>>67222897
that's not how that works, but don't let that stop you fantasizing about having large black males fuck your mum and sister. i'd say gf but i'm not disrespectful towards wizards.
>>67222839
Who is your favourite Welterweight fighter?
