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All for one and /147/.
Today's scheduled:
10:00 Bond
Mark Selby 8-8 Marco Fu
14:30 Bong
Ding Junhui 14-10 Alan McManus
19:00 Bong
Mark Selby v Marco Fu
LET'S ALL WATCH SOME SNOOKER
LET'S ALL WATCH SOME SNOOKER
Haha! Time for Fu.
The Riddler confirmed for 2016 winner
>Doherty having a cheeky look at Lelby's arse as he walked away
Why the fuck can I not watch a match this year that doesn't have Jon fucking Virgo or Willie bellend Thorne commentating.
in4 curlfus
Eve fags pls go
what a quality start to the session
>muh anus
>>67217928
Willie Thorne needs to pay denbts, so he's working overtime
JUST FU MY TIP UP
It's going to be another one of those sessions isn't it
>>67218007
>one of these players will play in the Final
High quality so far.
>>67217936
/r/ing 1 & 2 pls
Morning lads.
Who else just woke up hung over here? Ready for a calm day of snooker.
Missed some of the last frames yesterday. The tie is a pleasant surprise to me.
>>67218024
>not knowing who Rachel Homan is
Do you even curlpost m8?
>>67218025
>Who else just woke up hung over here?
No i'm not a degenerate
haha jk
>>67218064
really wish I grew up in a house with a snooker table
>>67217936
>tfw Alison left the team to go and live with her bf in Sweden
Still hurts 2bh
>>67218132
Is her boyfreind an Arab or Nignog?
>>67218132
think canadians have prettier curlfus :/
>>67218174
>oh look, anon finally came out of his igloo
>>67218186
why's that cushion on your lap?
also
>lelby
>>67218119
Did you at least have a pool table?
Trick shot.
>hit the pink first
>and potted a red
>and potted the cue ball
>>67218237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQj2L5Zuv9Y
>football shirt guy
Session ruined
Fucking bad quality of snooker ....if Ding doesn't win this trophy, he will never win one.
It's his best shot at it.
>>67218336
2015: Bing
2016: Ding
>tfw when >we do the double
I crave a Ding/Fu final. But you just know Selby will crawl over the line here then pump Ding in the final.
TON UP
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>>67218399
More like Ding crumbling under pressure once more.
Is ding still self harming?
>bank holiday weekend
>snooker
>hungover
>cuppa
>huge tescos finest smoked pancetta sandwich
/comfy/ here lads
>Selby tries to be entertaining
>fails miserably
DAT ASS
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>THIS MATCH
Alt+f4
Not wasting my time with this choking festival.
New drinking game: do a shot whenever virgo mentions Fu's tip. Guaranteed hammering.
I literally had a dream about Ding last night where we were dancing backstage in the crucible
pls crush this mug Selby in the final
>lelby
>smellby
Jesus christ this match has been so shit
>all this choking
They been drinking yesterday?
>>67218596
It is bank holiday
everyone and their grandmothers are on the lash
I might go and play some Euro Truck Sim 2, this is shit.
It's like watching women's darts.
>select all images of soup
Captcha read my mind.
>>67218622
ETS2 with snooker commentary on is pretty good. Just don't have any other plans because you'll lose track of time.
C H I N E S E S N O O K E R
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How does a gentleman's game like snooker attract so many ruffians?
>>67218640
>I'll just do one quick journey to Praha.
>Still playing three hours later.
>>67218678
>gentleman's game
it's a pub game
>>67218693
Snooker has its roots in the gentry. Other cue games might have more to do with the pub.
>>67218683
>I'll just do one job so I can upgrade one of the trucks
>£70k trip to Austria carrying cyanide
>10 miles from destination I hit the central reservation doing 90
>two hours wasted
Can't imagine the fatigue if I had a wheel setup.
would rather root for anyone else other than Selby , no idea why someone would support Ebdon 2.0
>>67218777
I'll root for the underdog against Mark but I don't really have a problem with him. He seems decent enough, if a tad arrogant, and he's not controversial. I'd take Selby over someone like Neil Robertson because Mark actually has a personality.
>only ever played American pool, 8 ball, 9 ball, etc.
The fuck is this shit? Holy shit I can barely follow it. Kinda neat though.
>>67218890
Lets just say it way better than glorified catch with full body armour
the sad thing is no one will remember Selby being a total wanker against Fu and Milkins if he wins the title
>>67218890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjSWUTkupQo
Jesus christ selby is fucking dire. You can only imagine what an absolute bore he is on the tour to get to world number 1
>>67218926
> table is 12 feet by 9 feet
Shiiiiet. And I thought a 9 foot gave for some tough shots.
>crowd getting excited but it never looked like going in
the absolute cheek of Virgo to say this
>>67218945
12x6
>>67218937
Isn't getting to number 1 in most sports just about playing a load of events and winning a lot of money though (as in it doesn't speak too much about quality)? Like in tennis if Andy Murray was number one everyone knows he'd still get his shit pushed in by Djok any day of the week.
>>67218945
Snooker table is fucking massive. You don't always realise how big it is with the top down TV camera angle.
>>67218970
Yea exactly. He turns up to every event and bores his opponents to defeat
>>67218970
It's often about being consistent as fuck yeah. They changed the ranking system for snooker in 2010 I think. Most people don't know or can be arsed to learn how these rankings work in most sports anyway.
Seeing as this match is dire
To the Finnish bro who's usually ITT: I'm going to Finland in the summer, what should I go see?
COME ON MARCO, HE'S A CUP
bucket holes
>>67218970
Not really. Djokovic is the only player to CONSISTENTLY play well and win these events to be #1
Murray never has been consistant enough to ever be #1
>>67219060
I think Neil Robertson's tweeted about it approximately 200 times since the semis started, trying to involve every other snooker personality he can.
Tbf this match needs them.
>steve davis in charge of mid session interval music
>kid in a Man Utd shirt
Ronnie "hide your bulge" O'Sullivan
That jimmy white 18-17 loss to hendry. Brutal.
>>67219055
Lapland. Southern Finland is shit.
>>67218450
tbf, last time Ding got this far (semi's) he got Trumped, when the Trump train was potting everything from everywhere and actually been consistent - till the final.
Cant see Selby doing that with just torture, at least last time he won he had both break building and torture tactics going for him.
>has Selby to win outright 9/1.
>>67218890
here's 2 snooker players 'avin a larf on the bucket table
https://youtu.be/rF5V05Vh4og?t=5m14s
>>67219482
I imagine overall pool must seem like a piece of piss if you're a professional snooker player.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Just Fu my shit up
>>67219528
They still lose to pro pool players often enough though.
>>67218693
I've been in many pubs across the UK and not one of them had a snooker table.
Snooker simply isn't a suitable game for a pub. It requires a huge table and lots of equipment which is why I've only ever been able to play in designated snooker clubs.
>>67219671
a lil lass could win a game of pool if you pot the black.
anyone can beat anyone if the balls are on.
pro pool player would struggle to win a frame against a top 16 snooker player.
>>67219777
>pro pool player would struggle to win a frame against a top 16 snooker player.
hell, they'd find it difficult even potting with position, although Efren claimed he's won a few frames against Ronnie before.
>>67219721
been telling that to a lot of people that suddenly got interested in snooker in 2013 around here, they go see the snooker table, get overwhelmed by the reds and start making 147 jokes
>>67219671
I can imagine. Though easier for snooker players to transfer their skills to pool than vice versa I suspect.
>>67219721
>I've been in many pubs across the UK and not one of them had a snooker table.
Always easier just to get in a pool table or two. Save on space and you can charge people to use it.
>>67219858
god bless our tax code for working men/social club/sport clubs. Otherwise they'd be no snooker tables around here. Got around 8 tables within a 5 mile radius here.
>>67219905
>being poor
we had two at college
>>67219721
Snooker clubs are often pretty much a pub atmosphere though
>>67219952
More or less, though it can depend on the club and if the tables are in the same area/room as the bar.
bbc stream down or just me
>>67220015
Same here
>>67219952
True, can get fucking annoying sometimes when the pool league is on and they just fucking screaming at the top of their lungs like guys please kill yourselves.
>>67220015
try refresh the page, happens to me sometimes.
There is an actual live snooker world championship semi-final happening right now. BBC have decided to turn off their live coverage and show their presenters dicking around with cue tips, and then show highlights of their programme from several hours ago.
desu wew lad ayy lmao
>showing highlights whilst the game is going on still
>not even live on red button
WHY DO THEY DO THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67220047
Good moment for lunch then.
>>67220015
>paused for 1 sec once.
>>67220047
>>67220063
This is why Eurosport has a 10 year exclusive* contact for all European tournaments.
*Beebs can still broadcast the 4 UK-based ones
Also you can just watch it online without any of this bullshit at anytime.
They don't even indicate whether the coverage on BBC One is live or not.
>hurr durr it doesn't matter we have the live coverage on our website
but then how can I watch the snooker and shitpost at the same time
question to non brits: do you guys play snooker?
Maybe the German Eurosport coverage isn't that bad, after all.
rerack
>>67220184
Never seen a table in my life.
choke mark, choke
Selby is finished
>>67220131
Its fucking annoying because they announced the current score on sportsday before, there is no suspense
>>67220184
I have a ritual with a few guys that moved away. If we meet up, it's snooker, scotch and cigars. We all really suck though.
>>67220184
No. There are lots of pool tables in my city, but snooker tables are hard to find. Also, I've just gotten into snooker, so I haven't had the time to search.
I'll probably move to another city in the summer, and I know of a snooker club there.
>spent every day after school growing up at my rich relative's house
>he had a full-size proper table setup at home
>could have practiced literally every single day
Just watched DBZ and Samurai Jack on his Sky box instead.
Lost 120 quid on roulette last night lads, puts me about even for the month but can't stop thinking about the loss, should i chase it?
>>67220309
my dad was down 200 on blackjack, makes a straight flush and gets 450. them degenerates got some luck
>>67220309
0808 8020 133
>>67220331
>blackjack
>straight flush
>>67220331
>>67220309
>unironically playing casino games
Get good at poker or go home
>>67220184
I go play about once a week. I'm still shit.
>>67220190
Don't know about German Eurosport but the Finnish Eurosport coverage is pretty based. We even had Robin Hull in the commentary box during some of the earlier rounds.
>>67220365
I spent my teens playing online poker games where you make the picture of a lady strip
Does this stand me in good stead to be a poker champ?
For a brief time I could name all capitals in europe and identify all flags thanks to games like that
>>67218378
>that feel when when
THE JESTER
We need an emergency drop in of Robertson, Ronnie, Trump and Bing cause this shit is fucking terrible
>>67218971
I've been in swimming pools that were smaller than snooker tables
this frame is going to last an hour.
>>67220537
Wouldn't mind slipping the pink into her middle pocket.
>>67220466
You mean a bath?
>>67218971
mfw I've probably going to have to pick up contact lenses the next time I get my eyes checked because I can't see to the other side of the table
>>67220393
What's the capital of Moldova?
>>67220594
Jacuzzis are smaller too.
>>67220682
Dunno, I said for a brief time. I've forgotten most of them
Fu is one handsome man
>>67220822
he has DSL
why the fuck is bbc 1 not showing the live footage?
its 1 frame behind the stream on its websiteffs, what the fuck?
>>67220841
Never heard of her
>>67220822
RARE
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mark pls I don't want an all chinese final
>>67220871
Because who wants to watch sport live when you can see highlights
>>67220358
>never been to a casino before
>>67220365
agreed, I just watched him play.
HE FUCKING MISSED IT
UNBELIEVABLE
>really missing Ronnies fluid point scoring
worst quality match of the tournament
>>67220901
t. John 'EDL' Virgo
>>67220927
>implying
Fucking melt.
Playing side games on blackjack is delinquent.
They're only there because the house edge on Blackjack is tiny so they need another way of making guaranteed profit.
How much would football shirt guy have spent on tickets? He's literally been in that same seat every sess
>>67220871
Now, when there's an interval, they can just show the frame they haven't shown yet and there won't be any interruptions to the snooker fun.
the fucking STATE of the sausage knight
>yellow ball betraying yellow man
>marco poo
>>67221027
Maybe he owns the Crucible? That's why he doesn't care about dress codes, and never has to be at work. Perhaps when they have plays on and stuff at the Crucible, he sits in the same seat, watching Othello in a 1998 Port Vale away kit.
>Mark 'well PAST his' Selby (date)
Christ
>mark smellby
>>67221054
>>67220917
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I just want this match to end
Can someone JUST up a pic of selby?
>>67221102
Or he's such a big snooker fan that he saves up his money and books his time off work during these few weeks of the year.
>tfw no all Chinese final
>still possibly 9 more frames remaining after this frame
It's going to be snooker well past the midnight episode
>>67221123
>Wanting to hear what Dominic Dale thinks of Ding Junhui for the 15th time
>Wanting the same two-minute video of Shaun Murphy's match statistics this season over and over again
>Instead of the sport you actually came here to watch
>58 minutes encounting
>>67221191
>encounting
>>67221024
>triggering namefags
such an effortless pastime
36 minutes until WR!!!!
If I have a nap will I still be able to catch the end of this frame?
>>67221125
>>67221284
yeah once this yellow's finally in it'll be the same bollocks with the green
ONE COLOUR DOWN BOYS, 5 MORE TO GO
>>67221249
Do you think Ding is listening to Steve Davis there?
>tfw want some lunch
>by the time this frame is over it'll be time for supper
Is BBC1 live yet?
11-12, 44-43
>>67221307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2by2y3gkjcA
>>67221331
it stays like that for about 30 minutes, currently 61-43 and probably another hour to go before these cunts finish
>>67221331
no lmao
>>67221331
No
Just press the red button mate
>>67221290
top lad
fuck sake selby just go for the pot
>ff
>>67221350
Ronnie's old entrance music
>>67221420
Hendry's "Entrance" music into his rent boys :^)
>>67221350
>>67221420
Great entrance music.
>>67221435
can confirm
Somewhere in the world, Ebdon is creaming himself
>>67221387
This is Selby though, he's negative af and would always, always rather play a safety
FINALLY
>75 minutes for a single frame
>>67221451
Where's the left hand goin'? WHERE'S THE LEFT HAND GOIN'?
IT IS ACCOMPLISHED!
What is the longest frame ever at the world championship?
How can you take longer to finish a frame than people that played on literal carpets
>>67221490
peak kek
COME ON MARCO WIN AND BTW WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ITALIAN CHRISTIAN NAME
>>67221501
this one are you not listening
thank fucking CHRIST
>>67221501
that one
>>67220537
called it
>>67221501
That I think
>>67221501
that frame there lad
>>67221508
>CHRISTIAN NAME
You fucking retard.
kek bbc one still tracking back
>The longest ever snooker frame lasted 100 minutes and 24 seconds, between Barry Pinches and Alan McManus
I don't think these guys will beat that, so they should just stop trying.
>>67221508
He's Hong Kongese, not regular Chinese.
>>67221512
>>67221516
>>67221519
>>67221522
I wasn't listening hard enough obviously.
If it's Fu vs Ding the final will get about a billion viewers. Snooker will officially be more popular than the superb owl
>>67221550
But it will be our boy Alan in the final lad
On BBC1 still footage of Selby pondering
Jokes on you all, that frame was 28 seconds short of the longest.
>>67221490
underrated post 2bh
>>67221546
I don't understand this pic
They are clearly chinks
>>67221594
Dude, spoilers. Some of us are still watching it on BBC1.
>>67221550
>lcricket
>one billion watching live
>revenue 10 pence.
>>67221631
But British in spirit.
>>67221631
Educate yourself then.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_country,_two_systems
Selby has just potted the yellow on BBC1. How long does this frame have left?
>>67221725
30 min
>>67221755
;_;
I'm going to do something else for a bit.
Is Rpnnie more or less autismal than MVG?
>>67221791
Ronnie isn't autistic.
>>67221594
>Fu & Selby's final frame is - at 76mins 11secs - the longest in Crucible history because the toilet break is included.
>>67221686
Main reason why snooker will never make the Olympics.
Spics - foul ball - being honest.
I'm craving some swift centuries now
Someone swore off-mic in the commentary box lel
>>67221932
Willie losing on another horse?
Average 20 million watching in China for every match, 30-50 when Ding is on at this stage of the tournament.
https://twitter.com/imajsaclaimant/status/726406238175657985 KEK
ITS ON!!
ANUS V DING
Just teabagged the cat. Don't think he liked it tbqh.
RETUURRRN OF THE MAC
>>67217928
>Virgo
https://twitter.com/imajsaclaimant/status/726406238175657985
>>67221968
source
Ding has a right bobblehead on his tiny shoulders
>have a programme for the world snooker semi-finals
>go over two hours without showing any live snooker
shiggly diggly
>angles
>eurosport is showing horse riding thats not even live
>>67222053
Don't diss the Ding, tripfag, or I will fucking kill you.
>>67222128
I ain't dissing, I want the winner of this semi to beat Lelby/Fu. It just doesn't fit his petite frame.
>>67222044
John Parrott just interviewed the Chinese press box.
>>67221973
it's going to be another scrappy session
>>67221968
Hope the BBC is getting licence fee money from all 20,000,000 of them.
ding going for the record as well
DO SOMETHING
Come back from a shower, still on the same shot
>>67221973
Haha fucking virgo
DINGED
>>67221973
>that account
downfall of britain desu
mcmanus is such a weird cunt
>the angular anus
>angus
>>67222515
He has a naturally ribbed penis
>>67222190
15-10 Ding 1, tv fag
