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Last Night
North Melbourne 9.7.61 def Western Bulldogs 6.9.45
Today
Melbourne v St Kilda at ES at 1:45PM AEST
Adelaide v Fremantle at AO at 1:40PM ACST
GWS v Hawthorn at SPO at 4:35PM AEST
Richmond v Port Adelaide at the MCG at 7:25PM AEST
Geelong v Gold COast at SS at 7:25PM AEST
first
>2020
>from minor premiers to 0-6 start
Don't fuck this up crows
>>67210726
5 more years of Ross the Boss, fuck yeah
was last year a fluke?
>>67211075
flat tracking to top 4 and winning hip
who /dabloos/ here?
>>67211230
>manlet
>>67211230
if blues win meme magic confirmed real
>>67210389
>Gold COast
Delete this thread and try again.
I haven't used streams for ages and afldude isn't showing the crows-dockers game - any ideas where to find a stream for this one?
>>67211884
Holy shit, how embarrassing. I would be walking around in circles saying nope and slapping head.
This will be cucktorian clubs negotiating with GWS for the next 5 years
AFL
ASS
FUCKING
LONG DIK STYLE
>>67211996
i love the bitch tears from eddie and james brayshaw
>>67211916
Channel 7
>>67212015
epic leaf 'banter'
tfw your teams game is the one on channel 7 today
>>67210981
>>67212112
Who started it though, cuckbro?
>>67212089
It's not showing on Ch7 today though, isn't it? I'm not is SA or WA
>>67212112
>Women's National League
>is abbreviated as NWL
AFL IS GAY BECAUSE IT HAS NO FUNNY MEMES LIKE THIS
>>67212107
SA and WA get all their teams games, cucktoria meme is real.
>>67212112
>7 start replacing some of the mens games with womens football
>>67212289
You just made realise how hard they are gonna shill it. I can already hear the commentators rave about the skill of some bulldyke kicking the ball 30m.
what are you bumping your lines to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
>within 20 years they will merge mens and womens league and it will become touch footy
>I want the Saints to win
>shit kilda
Does anyone else feel bothered when there's been only goals and the eventual behind is scored
Just had a troublesome shit. It was a big hardy with massive head on it. Felt like I was getting fisted from the inside. I had to really open where felt like I was splitting open but once the head got out the whole log came out instantly. Basically the head felt as big as a fist and it was probably as long as my forearm. Literally felt lighter afterwards.
lmao nice community faggots
>>67212892
What a nice guy, dropping by to say we have nice community.
>>67212766
My housemate continually does these big shits (like 6-8 inches) that never seem to flush. Like all the paper is gone and there's just the turd floating there.
Considering getting my own place desu
>>67212961
Thats fucking rude. Always check for successful flush. If you have a floater, drown it with toilet paper and reflush.
>>67213017
Just to add to this, put up a sign above the toilet.
>>67211168
West Coast would have to actually beat a relevant team to win the hip, and they've shown time and time again they're incapable of that
>>67212112
>Calling it some other contrived name because WAFL is taken and AWFL is too lulzworthy
>Lynch
Kek
whats for lunch friends?
>freo hitting targets
glad we didn't play against this freo last week
>>67213035
Like the elite skills of Norf or Bulldogs sitting in spots.
With the way the AFL and upsets work this is the game Freo will win
Cap this if need be
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>67213180
*top
>>67213160
/kfc/
:]
Looks like it's up to Adelaide United to make South Australia proud.
should i tip the giants?
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2016-04-30/should-2016-afl-grand-final-be-in-perth
Get a load of this faggot
>>67213160
What's the best thing to eat inside Etihad?
>>67213258
Kek
N E V E R
V
E
R
>>67213258
He is right.
>>67213258
>the grand final should be held in perth because freo were minor premiers last year
what a fucking retard, 2016 GF should be in WA because of the 2015 MINOR premiers.
>>67213287
Yeah sure, because basing the Grand Final off who finished top the year before makes perfect sense. As in none.
>>67213258
Every single point is valid and will eventually happen.
>>67213258
>The GF should be in perth coz last year the #1 team was from there
What? The #1 team this year would make sense, but last year?
>its a "furious WAutists post with sand in their cunts" episode
>>67213331
logistics
>>67213256
tip hawks so you jinx them
>>67213324
Point #2 is poorly thought out, even if every state had a stadium that could match the MCG.
Surely, if they're going to move the GF it should be at the home ground of the Preliminary Final winner with the highest ladder position
Lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10087499
>Its a "Melbourne losing a game they are expected to win" episode
>>67213422
I don't follow wogball m8
>>67213411
The idea of rotating the GF is solid, it needs too and will happen. His methodology is just one idea to encourage discussion.
>>67213422
Wheres the 'Who honestly cares' option?
>>67213416
YOU are the one who is clearly upset. I'm not even Victorian.
>>67213453
It'll happen when stadiums around the country have the capacity to hold 90k+, which they currently don't and the AFL want all the shekels so it stays at the MCG for now.
>>67213451
>>67213460
>not being multicodetural
>>67213462
(you) sound mad
I know what buttons to push to get cucktorian sperg to go mental and I can do it at will, KEK.
>>67213500
>being multianything
>>67213500
I am: Aussie rules, rugby union and rugby league
>>67213497
Ticket pricing and sponsorship can offset. There is value in game promotion beyond just the ticket sales.
Reminder that West Coast are the rightful owners of the 2015 flag
Reminder that Cuckthorn are the biggest meme team of all time who 3-peated solely due to an unfair home ground advantage that is equivalent to the usage of PEDs
>>67213500
>watching the worst football code in the country and possibly the world
Dawson can't even handball 5m, it's embarrassing. If he wasn't giving Lyon the odd blowjob he woiuld have been delisted years ago
Live in SA and channel 7 aren't even showing the Crows game live. Who the fuck wants to watch SANFL?
>>67213422
what sport is this?
>>67213542
>tfw cuckthorn get caught doping and stripped of hips
>>67213535
>thugby poonion
AFL, A-League and maybe the NRL if it's something like last years grand final (which was based af)
>>67213552
>the world game
>worst football code in the world
>>67213541
Not at some crap ground like Metricon or whatever GWS's one is called, though. The AFL want the 'spectacle' and they can't get that anywhere other than MCG, Subiaco and maybe Adelaide Oval.
Dawson is literally the worst player in the afl
>>67213597
It's the world game because it's easy as fuck to play at its base level. How hard is it really to kick a ball along the ground?
Visually, it's boring and slow and the only reason they get their 'atmosphere' is because chanting is fighting is all the crowd really has to entertain themselves while fuck all happens during the game.
>>67213597
>>the world game
>>worst football code in the world
ad populum
>South Australian kicking efficiency
>>67213644
That's not Dixon
What is it about Freo that brings opposition teams down to their level?
Hogan to bag a cheeky 10 tbqh
Which expendable player can the Demons use to run through Riewoldt?
>>67213740
not cool dude
>>67213740
Hogan
>>67213645
How easy is it to run with a ball in your hands and pass it off by handballing it?
And your second point has been disproven time and time again.
>>67213589
one can dream
>>67213765
GAJ > any divegrass wog/shitskin ever
What's the chance of the Saints winning as a percentage?
>>67213765
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/melbourne-victory-threaten-bans-as-northern-terrace-supporter-group-disrupt-match/news-story/bca69d34e982be70b100af4002670459
Nah mate, they're all still pretty fuckin' bored
>>67213840
99%
>>67213765
Every basic AFL skill is more difficult than every basic soccer skill.
>>67213840
Work out your own Kelly bets, ya chump
>>67213690
That's not Lobbe
>>67213840
Really? Every team has a 50% chance of winning, as there are 2 teams playing.
Freo is a fucking virus, when you play them they infect you with their shitty form and ball use
>>67213556
Fucking this. Poor effort by 7.
petracca's mum is a milf
the umps have just completely put the whistle away on holding the ball and incorrect disposal.
Who /crows/ here?
Bulldog's high percentage meme died yesterday
Adelaide's high attack meme gonna die after this game and they will nosedive on the squiggle back into average land and be exposed as the middle placed team that they are
Hawthorn will be exposed as home ground bullies who can't win away today
Geelong 2016 premiership contender meme will die when they lose to GC tonight
Surely ADELAIDE aren't going to be the FIRST team to lose to FREMANTLE!
Riccuto is so bad lmao
>>67214057
who gon win the hip then m8?
Adelaide gonna ruin my multi.
Against Fremantle, who have ruined a few of my previous multis.
>>67214058
pls no
>>67214093
West Coast, obviously. Just in hibernation mode at the moment whilst all of the meme teams expend all of their energy. North will be the next to be exposed in the upcoming weeks.
>>67214132
I love you m8.
>>67214132
>flat-track bullies
>winning the premiership
Any stock tips lads?
The Saints really are excruciating to watch
I have never seen a professional team with worse foot skills
>>67213589
>tfw hips will not be retroactively awarded to worst cuckstralia
Lynch can do that but he can't kick an easy one over the top from 4 metres out
>>67214132
>West Coast winning at the MCG
Top kek, m8
r8 my sports battlestation lads.
>>67214237
I don't know what the fuck is going on this match.
>>67214280
>sickrage
Good lad
>>67214280
>apehoop
>>67214030
Right here homie
we need to sort our shit out
>>67214280
>>67214324
I think they've gone in with an "already won the match" mind set the dumb fucks.
>>67214280
>Two monitors
I've never understood this. Like day to day life or when working, why is two monitors at all necessary?
Why the fuck are Melbourne playing a home game at Etihad? Shafted.
>>67214373
Sport on one, browsing /sp/ gamethreads on the other of course.....How else do you sport?
When do Cuckmantle get their first win lads?
>>67214385
Because they are an irrelevant club that should be folded immediately
>>67214405
Rd 9 vs. Richmond
>2.10
>>67214373
>watch x on one
>post in gamethreads on the other
People don't do this?
>>67214079
Is he on Fox Sports?
>>67214385
>wondering why two clubs with tiny fan bases and that can't even fill Etihad to half capacity don't get the MCGoat
>>67214396
I watch it on the TV, seeing as I caved in and got jewtel.
So you got entire monitor JUST so you can shitpost on /sp/? Can't disparage your commitment.
>>67214482
It reverses the advantage though - they're essentially playing on St. Kilda's turf.
>>67214419
I wouldn't be surprised at all 2bh.
>>67214132
did you ever know that ur my hero?
come on what the fuck that's not a free kick
>>67214507
>jewtel
You know you could just transfer the money to me every month instead right?
>>67214371
Yeah, I was worried they'd do that. They seem to be doing better now though. Need to bump up the tackling pressure
>>67214507
It's glorious m8, no TV in the battlestation room so this is the best way to do it. Shitposting is only 1 part of it, I enjoy browsing in general while sporting so need that second screen.
>>67214305
Based af, family.
Acres has been really good.
>>67214559
Kek, I only get the sports package and showtime which shows Game of Thrones.
Triple J cucks on suicide watch
>>67214661
I want the Triple J hipsters to leave
>>67214661
>triple J now playing Beyonce
that station's truly fucked
>its a 'foxtel sales rep gets desparate and starts shilling on /afl/' episode
>>67214661
I only ever listen to it on Australia Day so consequently I know absolutely no songs.
>>67214661
>people still listen to triple j
I know Triple M can be a bit on the repetitive side but fuck me at least it ain't as shit as triple j these days.
>your average western cucktralian 'male'
>>67213597
t. greek
>>67214848
BASED TAME IMPALA!
BLACK FINGER NAILS, RED WINE, IM GONNA MAKE YOUUUU, ALL MIIIINEE!!! WOOO!
>Melbourne
Pathetic club
>>67214884
Um...not sure if bait
>>67214848
>graphic tee
>striped pocketed tee
>those colour clashes
>>67214831
Might start working on an essential Triple M core playlist later
Freo need to kick more goals if they want to win this match
now this is the melbourne I remember
>the mighty demons
>>67214980
>Incredible insight!
lads
>>67214980
You forgot to put your trip on, Basil.
>>67214848
I really like Tame Impala
and you can't do a thing about it B^)
>it's another get rostered on at 6pm and miss the last part of the game episode
how's the office tipping comp going? You are in full-time employment right?
>>67214661
Tradie suicides to increase 400%
Just got mad excited and booked a ticket to see based West Coast destroy Carlton in round 17 lads. Who wants to meet up and punch on over footy?
>it's an "insecure monocodetural AFL fans hate soccer irrationally" episode
>>67214977
Just get the 2 disc Greatest Hits of the 80s - Rock Edition.
>>67215068
Are you the waiter cuck?
>>67215083
I'm trying, anon :-(
>Melbourne failing again
Fucking depression gets worse every game
;_;
>>67215068
>not telling the boss to go fuck himself when he asks you to work weekends
>letting Tim Mebrey kick 5 against you
LMAO
>>67215103
I'm a waiter, yes
>>67215120
>not being able to pay rent and buy groceries
>>67215094
>who wants to meet up and punch on over footy?
This is not soccer you degenerate cunt. We have standards.
>>67215068
Might be time to start a career la, cut out this bullshit "job" crap.
>>67215068
Sorry Waiter-bro.
>>67215134
He's in hospitality mate that's prime time.
fucking USELESS demons
Welcome back Melbourne, you didn't think you were a proper football side, did you?
>>67215138
>not being able to pay rent and buy groceries on a regular 40hr week wage
What the fuck are you spending your money on?
>>67215083
Is this some certified /afl/ OC?
Will South Australia ever have a non-shit AFL team ever again, or will I have to rely on Adelaide United to make me feel like this state isn't a bankrupt shithole?
OFFICIAL LIST OF GOOD AUSSIE BANDS
(in no order)
1. Powderfinger
2. Gyroscope
3. Karnivool
4. Frenzal Rhomb
5. Crowded House
6. Silverchair
NOT ON LIST: Lame Impala
>>67215163
>implying I work 40 hour weeks
>Letting Tim fucking Membrey get abag
What the fug
>>67215147
Sounds like you wanna go m8? July 17, outside gate 3 at the G after the final siren.
>Hogan is talk of the match at the half
>Some literally who from Shit Kilda steals the limelight
Fastest suicide method m8s?
>actually thinking Melbourne would win at etihad
>actually thinking Melbourne would win 3 games in a row
Easy tip desu
>>67215030
look im somewhat experienced with this type of thing so im taking this opportunity to become your official autism team coach and mentor
i want to see CONSISTENTCY and i want to see CONTINUITY. every thread, every weekend.
i like ur originality and i think you will go far.
this is, however, NOT a nomination for the team. you aren't ready, but you will be.
tyfyt (thank you for your time)
>>67215171
>comes to /afl/
>Desperately shills dive-grass
>Gets rekt and the /afl/ thread continues regardless of his "muh multicodal" cries
Are you some kind of masochist or what.
>2.12
fremantle should fold
>>67215171
>yfw united lose on sunday
>>67215094
official /afl/ meetup?
>>67215185
Nah m8, don't go near Carlton games
>>67215202
uhm, how about no?
>>67215212
>rekt
kek
KEK
K E K
stay mad afcucks
>>67215094
Christ what a boring game, but of course the ONLY game the west cucks will win out of worst cuckstralia
That was some fucking kick by Smith holy shit.
>>67215262
too late my son, too late
>freo has had more scoring shots
>losing by 29
Reminder that West Coast will lose to St Kilda in round 8
>>67215214
>mfw United wins, loses, draws
I'll repeat because you greasy wogs aren't too flash at English at the best of times:
WOGS FUCK OFF
When was the last time Melbourne won 3 in a row?
>>67215248
I'm down
>>67215259
All good butha, just joshin' ya, love a bit of banta.
>>67215287
I'm a wageslave cuck m8 and that't my only shot of getting over there for a game this season. Feelsbadman
>>67215308
Reminder that Norfs first loss will be against the mighty sainters
>>67215335
ABGoathorn on pooicide watch
>>67215322
Don't be racist.
Or is that too much to ask from an AFL supporter?
>>67215324
When was the last time Melbourne won 1 in a row?
>>67215304
>crows are only up by 29 in the 3rd
Shamfur dispray.
Put on your tipping hats lads
Hawks or GWS?
>>67214373
> working
for work it's easier to have multiple windows open at once across multiple screens.
>>67215348
WOG stands for Western Originated Gentleman so I don't understand why you're getting upset. If I wanted to be racist I'd tell you to go and concrete everything you can see and put up lion statues everywhere you fucking wop ding dago wetback.
Can't lose from here.
>>67215324
Rds 17, 18, 19 in 2010
>Christian Petracca was six (6) when Melbourne last defeated St Kilda
Can't make this shit up
TRADE MAYNE
TRADE BARLOW
RETIRE PAV
TRADE AGGRESSIVELY FOR MCCARTHY
How many fucking times do I have to say it,
JUST KICK A FUCKING GOAL HOLY SHIT 2.13 JUST KICK STRAIGHT YOU CUNTS
>>67215378
What did I say about being racist you friggin heck
>>67215332
too bad the rest of the round is shit for melbourne games
could have been a good weekend
M O T H E R F U C K I N G
E
L
B
O
U
R
N
E
>why
>>67215442
>mayne
>barlow
literally NO ONE wants these absolute shit players, way past their prime - if their prime EVEN existed.
>>67215427
>your dad was swimming in your grandads cock the last time St Kilda won a hip
>>67215483
BTFO
>>67215483
Go easy pls
>>67215361
im firming with the hawks as a matter of consistency within my tipping strategy.
i am genuinely interested on changing that tip to GWS though and i will be intrigued to see how it plays out both with the game itself and in my tipping competition
>>67215483
Same for Melbourne tho
Thank fuck Freo can't kick straight or we'd be in trouble.
>>67213160
Nominating this guy AGAIN
>>67215483
Nah m8, my Dad was almost 10
>>67214373
You won't be able to go back once you have dual monitors
>>67215576
>we
Get back on the field Rory
Why is David Warner such a fucking mercenary lads?
The fuckwit did sweet fuck all during the T20 World Cup, and in the IPL is now the top run scorer. He was also the top in 2015.
Fuck the cunt t.b.h
>melBUM
>>67215692
>>/cric/
>>/faggotpaddle/
>>67215576
>we
>>67215706
50/50 if she really wanted to hang out she would have made an effort regardless
>>67215731
yeah, that was my take away from the situation.
>>67215706
Bowl round to her house and plow her, women love a bloke who takes control
Anybody who doesn't like a root when they're hungover is lying
>>67215706
Did you actually go and then received a text from her saying she couldn't?
>lelbourne
KEK
Melbourne might be losing but Hogan has scored more than the Saints today
>>67215761
>Hogan has scored more than the Saints today
>>67215761
factually incorrect
>>67215706
When did she text you? Like 5 minutes before you guys were supposed to meet or what? They usually get a pass for the first time IMO but if they do it twice and don't counter offer then move on mate. Don't do eating dates with girls if you want to fuck them that day is my 2 cents, if you eat within 3 hours of fucking she's gonna be bloated and feel ugly and it can impact your dick performance.
>>67215761
>i post in the same threads as this person
>>67215744
she lives with her parents... she's 31.
>>67215753
an hour or so before, place is near mine anyway
>>67215797
this is bullshit advice and I've proven you wrong in about 90% of occasions
>>67215761
kek'd
>>67215761
Fucking kill yourself, how could you get something so basic so wrong
Garry Lyon on suicide watch
>>67215824
>she lives with her parents... she's 31
Red flag and you have terrible standards.
I never said it was impossible, just said it wound hinder your success rate and if you actually want to last longer than an hour in bed to complete with Tyrone kek.
>>67215706
Honestly move on. If there was a girl you really really fancied and you had a date with her, would you get absolutely smashed the night before?
If yes, then you both have no respect for your partner and so are perfect for each other.
>>67215797
>>67215824
>Asking people for advice on a Burmese car sales forum then rubbishing serious responses trying to help.
You sound like a real quality human.
>>67215844
Before or after this game?
How does this guy still get a game?
>>67215872
Erm, both, but I guess its worse now
>>67215840
>>67215835
>>67215810
>>67215801
>>67215791
>>67215779
>damage control
He has kicked MORE GOALS. THAT IS A FACT. You are all SEETHING at Hogans superfluosity
>>67215881
it's*
>>67215483
>having a dad this young
What sort of bogan degenerate are you?
>>67215882
Mate just quit.
You're embarrassing yourself.
>>67215872
>rubbishing demonstrably wrong opinions
You're probably some fag who thinks there's no such thing as a wrong answer. I might be a shithead, but I'm not here to qualify bullshit
>>67215882
Jesse Hogan - 7 goals
St. Kilda - 20 goals
m8...
>>67215909
I have an IQ of 165. You are the embarassment
>>67215912
No you're just here to shit up an /afl/ thread
Fuck off to /9 whine k/ you normie cunt.
>>67215916
St Kilda have 6 goals you lieing fuck
Calm down boys this Hogan autist is getting ready to blow like Yellowstone.
>>67215957
Yellowstone volcano is dormant f*ggot
will rich vs port be better than carl vs freo
>>67215969
You are a literal retard
>>67215969
Hogan Autist please, it's long overdue. I'm trying to help you here.
OFFICIAL CLUBS THAT NEED TO FOLD LIST
North Melbourne
St Kilda
Melbourne Demons
Gold Coast Suns
Fremantle
Port Adelaide
Western Bulldogs
Richmond
Brisbane
POSSIBILITY:
GWS
I just trolled all of you losers
>>67215824
>living with parents
>31
Alarm bells are ringing, Willie
>>67215993
Forgot:
Carlton
Essendon
>tfw got viney in supercoach
>>67215993
Freo
West coast
>>67215851
This, if you really liked someone you would show up even if you did trashed the night before.
>HEAVE HO-6 UNNA
>>67215993
Considering how badly the cucktorian 'big 4' are doing, they should merge all other cucktorian clubs into them to strengthen so they can be half competitive.
>>67215641
There this autist goes again with his >we bullshit
>LE IF YOU SAY WE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE A PART OF THE TEAM XD XD.
You sperg piece of shit, I can imagine you with your fedora and tight fitting harks singlet mubling ">we, w-w-which part of the team are you".
Its a common and accepted part of our culture you unaustralian retarded sack of shit
>>67216069
Merge Norf, Melbourne, Richmond, Carlton, Western Bulldogs, St Kilda and Essendon.
Keep Hawthorn and Collingwood.
>>67216094
Keep Hawks but send them to Tassie.
I fucking hate you all.
>>67216116
Nah.
Geelong have West of Vic.
Pies have melbourne and inner west
Hawks have eastern melb and east of vic.
Lets hope the hawkroaches lose
4.15
Five more behinds to blaze it
Just took a shit which had many of the properties found in non-Newtonian fluids.
>>67216128
We love you too.
Is it just me or has this been a horrific year for SC so far?
time to retire pav
Classic Walters, doing something when the game is over. I hate that staging, nigger cunt so much.
>>67216147
I've sworn off for three days because my tolerance has gone through the roof
Melbourne lose and I have two assignments due
I have to see the inlaws tonight
Please kill me
>>67216169
Are you me mate
I have the exact same plight except for the inlaws part
>>67216169
>Sat night
>Seeing inlawas
m8.......
>>67216162
Direct your hate towards Lindsay Thomas mate.
>>67216148
>nerd poo
>>67216169
whoa totally dude xD 420 blaze itt haha
Why are AFL followers seemingly unable to realize that a competition consisting of at least 10 shitty teams each and every year isn't a good thing? Honestly, the comp has 800 fucking players. EIGHT HUNDRED. Just get rid of all of the shitty teams and players and leave 8 clubs left. All the good quality players will migrate to the 8 clubs. The competition will be the most equal and skillful it has ever been. Just imagine all of the stars from all18 clubs coming together to form 8 clubs.
West Coast
Collingwood
Adelaide
Sydney
Richmond
Essendon
Hawks + Cats merge
Brisbane
All of the other shitty irrelevant clubs who are financially poor / have no members / are constantly shit on-field fold.
>>67216207
nominating you for the autist team
>>67216207
>Poor
>No members
>constantly shit
>Should fold
So why the fuck is Brisbane staying?
>>67216207
what a wonderful world it would be
>>67216181
Worst part? The dad's ex-VC and I've seen the machete he keeps in the shed
>>67216185
Preaching to the choir. I have a mate's bucks starting at 9pm, so it's not all bad
>>67216201
I'll bet you live in Northcote you fucking cucked cunt
>>67216207
>West Coast first
hmmm
I see you've served your ban WAutist. You don't deserve another nom, therefore this is NOT a nomination post. Kill yourself you fucking sperg.
>>67216207
Completely agree, another benefit is that every team could play each other twice during regular season. Its a circus now, who you play twice can determine where you finish on the ladder.
>>67216201
I miss quinten.
>>67216252
>obsessed cucktorian sperg right on cue
>>67216284
>Anyone who disagrees with my delusion is Victorian.
Sad really.
>>67216295
It wasn't even me who made the first post, you obsessed deluded dumbfuck.
>afldude chat; "I have never seen anyone win a flag that wasn't Hawthorn"
lmao.
Where my /hawkroaches/ at?
is the hawks meme, dare I say, over?
>>67216357
yes, they are fading like geelong before them
>>67216207
So the teams would represent
WA
SA
VIC
GEELONG
QLD
NSW
TAS
and?
MCG TRACK BULLIES BTFO
Cuckthorn BTFO
Hey guys what's going on in this thread?
fold the hawks they are cooked
>>67216438
Forgot about the Hawks extra player for a minute. Best on ground all year t.b.h lad.
just woke up here lads, pretty hungover as usual and feel like shit, gonna get some maccas then murder a bottle of jack, what is everyone else drinkin tonight?
Why does Mitchell always walk like he has a dildo up his ass?
>>67216438
I thought it was a goal, just want to see if it was touched on the line
poothorn are finished
they will ass their way to the top 4 and go out in straight sets
this hawks guernsey is the most obnoxious one i've seen
>>67216475
Waba, why are you so fat?
Proof that iggs should have been premiers last year had there not been a massive pro-vic agenda in the afl. This sint even autistic posting its just the truth. Im not even west australian
Hawks are utter home track bullies
>>67216508
It's their power rangers strip.
Cuckthorn merger with lelbourne when
>>67216517
Kys WAautist
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
>>67216517
Fuck I wish the states were different countries so I could see your WA flag you pathetic sperg
any of you lads got a decent livestream for the GWS v Hawks game?
>KEKTORIA
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>Cant even beat an expansion club
Why are the hawks so pathetic as soon as they leave their comfy cuddle state?
>>67216545
If these cuck failures actually managed to achieve something for once and secede, this would become a reality
>>67216438
>gws up by five goals hey?
>The only team the Hawks have beaten away from Victoria/Umpmania in the last 9 (NINE) months is the dockers
Need any more proof?
Hawkroaches on literal pooicide watch
>>67216584
Hawthorn are 10 - 6 in games outside of Victoria or Tasmania since the start of the 2013 season
>>67216549
Buy the AFL pass for foreigners, and use whatever DNS trickery you use for Normieflix on it.
>>67216549
http://vaughnlive.tv/afldude
how new are you?
so stevie j > hawthorn?
A poem that I just finished writing:
We've slumped to 0 and 6
There's lots we need to fix
The haters are out in force
And the media criticism make it worse
Injuries have hit us hard,
And are sending us backward
We may be without Fyfe
And in a lot of strife
This is not where we want to be
Something that we can't agree
Off go the bandwagoners
And staying are the true supporters
Gotta feel us suffering the pain
But eventually we will rise again.
We're yet to have a win,
But stick through thick and thin
Regardless of the score,
I am purple to the core.
Win, lose or tie,
I'm a Docker till I die.
>>67216676
>decent
>>67216688
>beggers being choosers
Fuck off.
>>67216684
0 / 10, no Ross the Boss mentions
>Cuckthorn
KEK
>>67216684
>force
>worse
>hard
>backward
Tbh
Senpai
Smh
>>67216676
thanks, friend.
>>67216711
It's a reading poem, not a sound one
Complete and utter Hawkroach silence.
>>67216748
They'll be back once they get Umpballed to the lead.
>Hawks get exposed
>Post rate dramatically drops
Unbelievably fairweather
>9.4 to 3.1
>>67216207
The following minnows should fold/relocate to Tasmania
Fremantle
Port Adelaide
Brisbane
Gold Coast
Greater Western Sydney
North Melbourne
Melbourne
Footscray
>this team is 4-1
How did they do it?
>>67216748
>>67216754
Wait until they lose this and then start the "3 hips in a row" damage control that is inevitable from them.
>Letting a lanky fuck who only started playing amateur footy 4 years ago kick 3 goals in a half
kinda fitting that hawks finally die at the hands of the rising giants
happyness
>tfw Lobb will never caress your supple body
cucktorian sports
>>67216771
It's a mystery.
Reminder that St Kilda should be 3 and 3, and ahead of the Hawkroaches
>>67216816
This
C-comeback....?
the PEDs have kicked in
pretty devo i got no money to get drunk this weekend, gotta wait till my dole check next week to start drinkin again
>>67216801
It's begins...
>dubious free kick to hawthorn
>Doom on the ads around the stadium
>its a bullshit free to hawthorn to get them back in the game episode
dirty cunt hodge
>>67214884
That's Savage Garden you fucken Mong.
I want to have Stevie j's babies
Reminder that if the competition weren't VIC biased, the 2015 GF would have been played at Subi last year and WC would have smashed the Hawks just like they did 2 weeks prior
Reminder that Sydney were heavy favourites over Hawks in the 2014 GF, and that if the competition weren't VIC biased, the 2014 GF would have been played at Sydney's home ground where Sydney would have smashed Hawks
Reminder that Hawks barely scraped into both 2013 and 2014 GFs and could have easily lost the 2013 GF had Freo not shat the bed.
Reminder that Hawthorn's 3-peat is the worst ever and will forever remain the worst ever, and that Hawthorn are massively overrated and nowhere close to being one of the best ever teams.
2001-2003 Brisbane Lions is the greatest team of all time.
>>67216892
>cucktorians rigging their own competition to save face from being cucked
baka friend
>>67216892
>would have
>could have
All this speculation...
>>67216927
Geelong 2007-11 desu
>>67216941
didnt even win 2 in a row so no.
rip hawks
>>67216927
>>67216941
sorry no, It's Melbourne 54-64, pls be careful your freshcunt is showing
>>67217011
Go to bed grandpa
everyone here is fat.
ahahaha the thread is fucking dead
Amazing
>>67216927
I'm ok with this.
>>67216892
Stay cucked sperglord
We'll all be cursing GWS in the next few years; they'll become the most hated team like pies and hawks are now
Their premierships will be tainted and gifted from other clubs financing them. Screenshot this post.
>>67217038
>365 posts
>1 poster
Nice poomunity you have here
>>67216892
>playing a victorian sport
fuck off cuckstralia
>>67217038
thats because people in melbourne have lives and dont spend their sat arvo on a chinese cartoon website.
Going to a party tonight lads. Wish I could stay home and watch the footy desu
>gws vs hawks game
>boundary advertising: "Arab Bank"
you LITERALLY cannot make this shit up
>>67217073
They're drinking soy lattes in coffee shops with free wifi as they discuss with xir 'partner' the problematic nature of contemporary sociological theories about gender and race over Skype on a Mac with Bernie and rainbow stickers adorned thereon.
>>67217092
iktfb. i don't like parties or big crowds. not aspie or anything, i just like small groups, quietness, and comfiness. parties are almost never comfy.
>melbourne
>>67217108
brehs...
>>67217108
Prefer the Asian that gets wet for Luke Parker desu
>>67217184
fuck off weeb
>>67217108
>>67217184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0MoyWiYimk
>>67217184
You have to go.
>>67217116
>Worst Cuckstralia
>>67217184
you have good taste, she looks like she'd be thick.
>>67217194
>liking a plain as fuck waitu piggu with a lazy eye.
pleb tier
>100m
thanks ump
LMAO 100m penalty. It begins.
>100m penalty for that
Soft
>>67217184
>tfw no girl will ever say your name like that
what an inspirational leader hodge is. fucking grub. johnson isn't much better really.
>>67217209
>liking a gook
Your argument is invalid
STREAM DOWN
lads
lads
dat /fordgirl/ life masterrace here
BANIC
>>67217227
>>67217230
>>67217228
100m mind
>>67217247
Toyotagirl is so much better. Fordgirl seems like a career driven money hungry materialistic cunt. Toyotagirl seems like a girl who would help your mother cook the Christmas roast as a bonding experience, and then give the presents out to your nieces and nephews, getting excited along with them as the presents are opened.
Who /lifelonglesterlad/ here?
>Sandy Roberts
Gonna see what else is on, lads.
Great kick
>Cuckthorn
LMAO
we're all watching bitchmond tonight, right?
>>67217396
Yup, though I'm just watching it for laughs
HAWKS ARE JUST GIVING A FALSE SCENE OF SECURITY TO THE OTHER TEAMS!..PREARRANGED LOSS WITH EXPERIMENTAL SIDE!!....CLARKO IS A LIVING LEGEND!
There are still Cuckthorn 'supporters' that actually believe their meme team is not ded.
>>67217452
Clarkson is a dopey cunt who fell ass backwards into a premiership list, a drovers dog could have led that team to a few flags
>>67217396
GAJ vs Geelong
>>67217484
objective and literal truth
>GWS @ $1.00
>Hawkthorn @ $51.00
kek
KEK
K E K
Fremantle confirmed biggest ever sliders in the competition.
No team has ever finished minor premiers and then lost the first six games of the next season prior to now.
>>67217587
Bit late to the party mate we knew this hours ago.
>>67217524
>>67217587
>cuckroach desperately trying to misdirect
its so obvious lad
CARN GI'S!!!!!
I dont like the hawks but they fucked up my multi bet.
>>67217484
Not to mention a MASSIVE amount of dumb luck with opposition shitting the bed in GF.
Last 3 digits of my post is GWS' final score
Who isn't a meme team this year?
>>67217605
>cuckmantle damage control
>>67217554
>GWS @ $1.00
>Hawkthorn @ $501.00 (FIVE HUNDRED AND ONE DOLLARS)
kek
KEK
K E K
>>67217620
your phrasing has my brain stuck in an infinite loop
>Leading into today's game, Hawthorn won two more free kicks than their opposition per game this season, the fifth-highest differential of any side. Today's count currently favours the Giants slightly, 16 to 15.
As soon they dont get umpballed, they get flogged.
>is that un-jew
/pol/ confirmed
>>67217759
hush goyim.
the greatest night in the history of our sport
What's for dinner, lads?
I've got creamy garlic prawn marinara.
>>67217809
Snags, eggs and baked beans.
>Hawks
kek
KEK
K E K
Neato graph
Friendly reminder this "team" should LITERALLY be 1-5
rioli goes missing again when hawthorn get beat
this guy would be a nobody for any other team
>>67217809
Double Cheeseburger (no pickles, no onions) meal
>>67217809
>>67213160
nominating this same guy
>>67217809
No idea. What should I have?
time for cyril to shine
>>67217860
>no pickles or onions
they enhance and expand the flavour m8
>>67217866
pic
>>67217867
fish imo
I like the Giants but I hate Rhys Palmer, the cunt breaks my immersion when I see him and I remember we were both in the same year at the same High School and he's playing AFL while I'm a 27 year old alcoholic on a Nepalese Cave Drawing forum.
>>67217906
nice photoshop
>Hawks have lost every contested ball count since round 20
>EXCEPT twice against the Eagles
LMAO worst cuck shitgles confirmed worse than cuckthorn
>>67217914
nominating this guy for the team
>>67217907
You're literally me except its Nathan Jones for me.
>>67217931
nominating this guy aka 'nominating this guy for the team' for the team
>>67217932
Was he bald in high school?
Why are betting companies allowed to rip off the mentally challenged like this?
>>67217944
Had a shaved head since he was about 10 years old
>>67217947
cuckthorn bandwagon casuals are stupid enough to fall for it
Someone get me the stats of all the games the hawks have played in that shithouse jumper
Theyve lost at least 3 in it now
You now remember when Giansiracusa cucked himself in his last game against GWS
>shredded
>>67217969
Good bloke?
SEVENTY-FIVE (75) POINTS
BIGGEST GWS SCORE EVER
Im not even meming the hawks are pathetic away from victoria
>Lose @ GWS twice now
>Lose @ Cuck Coast in a final when they didnt have their brownlow medalist
>tfw paid several hundred to be at the mcg and see my meme team get btfo by fucking richmond
Am I a top cuck?
>All the fairweather faggots are silent
>This thread isn't being shit up with Brown and Gold
>mfw
>>67217809
Veggie lasagne - I went crazy with bechamel so it tastes amazing
>>67218059
Not really, you've got a story to tell in the future. So even if you did lost, you can recall that time you went to Melbourne. You with mates?
>>67218078
Yeah lad. Been on the piss since 4pm
Carn port
>>67218036
10 - 7 away from vic/tas from Round 1, 2013 to now
>>67218072
>Bechamel
orgasm in a bottle
>>67218078
your team did lose*
Goodnight.
>>67218091
Great to hear mate, enjoy yourself.
$500 on Geelong to win @ 1.08 odds.
Richmond fan here, considering just watching GAJ 3bh
>>67217809
had a giant t-bone with fried beans and mushrooms, going to farting all night
>>67218150
Go Suns
>>67218150
>all that for $40 profit
feel sorry for Dangerfields missus 2bh, hes such a powerful fit man, he must leave her destroyed for days after a good rodgering
>>67218139
>not making your own bechamel
Intimidating at first, but actually pretty easy
>>67218150
Bookies love idiots like you
ken is wrong.
>>67218238
They like giving away free money?
Anyone got a stream for Port v Tigs? I wanna get in on the comedy. Channel 7 and afldude are both playing GAJ v Cats
>>67218258
Get Foxtel you literal poorcunt.
>>67218228
I'd love to learn how to make it desu, learning to cook well is on my to-do list.
>>67218263
Fuck off Schlomo
>>67218062
Not a peep from the gutless fairweather cunts.
Man why do they always keep working on the stadium. It fucking never ends.
>poort
BOAK
B O A K
KEK
>memehoff
Kille me la
Loved every minute of Hawthorn getting destroyed by GWS.
Suns are going to gas the Cats here, looking at a 4th quarter wipe out
>>67218358
I think you mean Gaz instead of Suns.
>>67218270
I'm sure there's a video on youtube for it - just have a crack at it one day. Don't even make the rest of the lasagne, just the bechamel. It only takes like 10 mins
>>67218209
Fastest man in the afl
>all these worst cuckstralians desperately shilling "muh cucktorians"
>meanwhile North Melbourne are 6-0 and Cuckmantle are 0-6
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
K - - E - - K
K - . - E - . - K
>>67218416
>Cuckroach fans are literally turning into Norf fans
kek all day
>>67218437
>worst cuckstralians damage controlling this hard because west cuck and cuckmantle aren't in the top 8 while GOATthorn and North GOATbourne are
YOU
ARE
SEETHING
WITH
FURY
>>67218437
Not really. Mainly Norf fans.
>>67218416
>cucktorians bandwagoning again
baka desu.
>thought I tipped tiges
>tipped port
JUST
>>67218463
Cuckthorn 'supporter' base literally halved, meanwhile Norfs just doubled.
>>67218526
no shame lad, it was always gonna be a 50/50 game
>>67218535
Why are cucktorians so shallow and bandwagon hopping?
>>67218562
They don't have traditional values, it leads to degeneracy.
>richmond is losing
Hardwick isn't keeping his job this season.
>Richmond
Jesus Christ
GOATHOFF
What are all you lads drinking here?
All I have is Corona
>shitmond
>it's another Internet becomes borderline unusable after dinner due to normieflix users.
JUST
>>67218679
fuck im still debating whether drink 3 nights in a row
i dont wanna be a fat cunt and lose muh gains
>>67218692
>been with iinet for 4 years and threatened to leave when that happened
no problems since lad
>>67218709
Theres no sugar in beer lad
>>67218709
Your gains were doomed the moment you started thinking about drinking. Drink up you poof
>>67218709
Drink hard liquor straight
Chances of suns making a comeback?
>>67218783
0, they've got no chance
>>67218783
Same as the chance of you getting a root tonight
>>67218725
this. it's something like 6 times healthier than a coke
>>67218809
They don't call me the root rat for nothing m8
hows GAJ GOING?
>>67218829
You steal their cheese and shit in their cupboards?
Port in with a chance fuck me
>>67218844
kek
>>67218725
>>67218738
>>67218763
yeah just a couple and watch gold coast get smashed
Miss me guys?
>>67218866
Did he go through with that gay orgy?
>Losing to Port Fucking Memelaide
Hardwick is done
>>67218866
repressed homosexual, thats why he got aggro and belted watts.
Who /top8/ here?
worst australians need not apply.
>>67218927
>ads
Oh shit, that looks atrocious
BASED BAZ IS HERE FROM FOOTY CENTRAL.
COME BACK TO /AFL/ BAZ WE WON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU EVEN THOUGH FREMANTLE ARE ON THE BOTTOM OF THE LADDER.
>>67218953
He has to be a fuckwit to think we won't give freofags bantz.
>>67218953
he literally said "mel-bin"
based baz giving us a nod
>>67218953
>>67218974
He got bantz'ed into oblivion after he tried to jump ship to Port when Freo were on the beginning of the slide.
hodge is such a shitcunt
>>67218989
What a fool.
Hoping >we lose so >we can sack hardwick
https://www.instagram.com/anastasiya_kvitko/?hl=en
Wew I think might give her a fap run
>>67219010
>we
>>67219069
He used meme arrows you spanner, you can't tell him off
>>67219069
He did it, no need to repoint it out m8
>>67219064
knightcrawl1 with the smooth moves
>>67219094
Well at least he is putting it out there kek
>>67219081
u homosex m8
>hernandezherber7 - Im going to find ur boyfriend and make him not date u so u could date me
i love the comments
>>67219164
>yfw he actually manages to
Reminder that ALL Hawthorn "fans" in this /afl/ community are 100% unequivocally fairweather supporters who have to defer to North Melbourne when "their" meme team has been EXPOSED.
Lads sometimes when I watch porn I like to imagine I'm the girl, not the guy. I like to imagine what it would be like to suck a big dick. Is that gay?
>>67219339
its a kike brainwahing method to make all porn penis centric to brainwash you in to becoming a cock craving faggot
>>67219339
Yes. Very gay.
Who else tipped GWS and Port?
Suns are getting Poorthorn'd.
>>67219339
its normal m8
>>67219339
You're among friends
>Ablett is playing
Is he carrying an injury? Recalled hearing somewhere that he'd be out for tonight's game.
>>67219449
Should be out, but welcome to desperation.
name a worse captain than cotchin
protip: you can't
>>67219499
>Who is Scott Pendelbury.
You fucking casual.
>>67218844
that's a fine action you got there slinger
>>67219499
Nick Riewoldt.
>>67219581
'no'
nice kick dawkins
RIP Gold Cunts
100 POINTS ACQUIRED.
>>67219609
absolutely fucked, complete lay down cunts.
better luck next year, tigs
>>67219640
next decade or century
>le kick goals in junk time man
How many times a week do we "jerk the turkey" lads?
>>67219681
Three times a day and I have been doing so the last 4 years. I have a problem and I can't stop.
>>67219681
i like to wait 3 days between wanks so it feels better
sometimes two days in a row for a treat
>>67219681
who /poppers/ here?
Is Hardwick gone?
>>67219709
where do you get them?
>>67219704
Same here lad, probably 2-3 times a week
geelong are just meme mode now
Holy shit what the fuck was that manbeast?
>the state of my tips
That's enough Geelong. Please stop
>>67219781
Wrong stadium to ask to stop.
>>67219730
sex shop
Fuck Lingy's missus packed it on.
GAJ is around the ball but just stands there like he is too fucked to do anything
>>67219798
Think he's carrying an injury was rumored to be a late out. Whole lot of good keeping him in did.
>>67219795
if you were married to that ugly redheaded mong you would try to make yourself undesirable too
>Being beaten by TWENTY (20) Goals
>two points in a row
THE COMEBACK IS ON
attendance was under 30,000. How fucking fairweather are richmond fans
>>67219875
They just can't keep going.
>>67219875
Honestly with how shit they've been in the last 30 years it's surprising they still getting crowds
>>67219875
shitmond and poorthorn merger when?
>Fremantle have GWS and Hawthorn next
>Likely to be 0-8
Richmond in round 9, who could well be having a new coach rebound...
Please let them go 0-10. Fuck their footy and fuck Ross Lyon.
>>67219875
Hawks are pretty average too. At the adelaide game the Crows' cheer squad was bigger than the hawks. The crowd didn't start making noise until the final 5 mins
>>67219956
Cuckthorn still ded m8
reminder that your more likely to get a ban from triggering janny with comments about dating girls than you are from describing your shits.
>first time in history a team has gone from minor premiers in the previous season to a 0-6 start
>bitchmond getting spanked
today was a good day
NEW THREAD
>>67220060
>>67220052
>not mentioning hawks getting rekt
hawkroach detected
I'm glad that this Fremantle meme has died desu
>>67220067
'no'
>>67220067
Not even Sunday you spaz
I hate this nations internet. Why didn't they fucking invest in the early 00's.
>>67220159
liberal party
I am desperately upset about the fact there's basically like one photo of Navy Nina on the Internet. If Carltank uploads more NN content I'll pick them up as my second team, despite the fact Anthony Koutoufides is both a greasy wog and a degenerate bum-boy
>>67220159
>all that strong economy
>decade later
>no infrastructure to show for it
To think my classmate was right back then.
>>67220159
Our government is not good with hindsight.
>>67220179
just for you m8
>>67220276
Or foresight, for that matter.
>>67220276
Miami Vice?
That guy can shoot.
*farts*
>>67220297
navy nina is a qt
last for alex
last for the waiter (just finished work)
Heading out? was a waiter/bartender for a decade, literally the only good thing about the job was the after hours social times; hope you haven't just taken the last Dapto train home or something. I mean, you don't have a license so it's not like drink driving is a problem.
>>67222111
I rode my bike home, it was a long shift so I can't be fucked going out. I'm still hungover from last night anyway.
>a decade
kek
>>67222189
well.. at least I'm not saying I was a """floor manager""". the 00's were a dark time.
but yeah 5th last for /crows/
iggs
h a w k s
>>67222383
(roach)
M W N G F
>>67222492
Gotta agree with J-Dog thats a delicious twink fuckboy.
>>67222540
I'd let him erect my gyprock
Last for the shitmond trashgers
walkcunt on suicide watch.
look up "perth bands" and then laugh at how shit they all are.
