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long weekend edition
Saturday, 30 April
15:00
Watford vs Aston Villa
Stoke City vs Sunderland
Everton vs Bournemouth
Newcastle vs Crystal Palace
West Brom vs West Ham
17:30
Arsenal vs Norwich City
Sunday, 1 May
12:00
Swansea City vs Liverpool
14:05
Man United vs Leicester City
16:30
Southampton vs Man City
Monday, 2 May
20:00
Chelsea vs Tottenham
memecester have actually won it sub edition
bye bye poocastle sub sub edition
>tfw at work when Leicester play United
My name is wagecuck, and I've been BTFO
>saturdays games
>>67202216
>bye bye poocastle sub sub edition
oi fuck off
WE ARE STAYING UP
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>inb4 >we
>>67202216
What a shit Saturday.
>>67202408
I have to work too.
Kinda hope they draw because of this but also no, becuase /lifelong/.
>That Lesterl/a/d feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
/epl/ is officially dead until August la
>from now until may 15
relegation/top4 match threads are all we need
>may 15 to august 13
/trans/, /euro/
/epl/ officially resumes in 105 days
>>67202408
>tfw the game is at 9:00 and you don't have to be at work til 5
I win this time universe
I want arseshit out of the UCL so I hope manure wins and Leicester rekts Everton at home next week
Good morning
>>67210597
Newcastle palace mite b cool
>>67207969
Stoke have got nothing to play for while Arsenal are going through their usual choke away the league phase.
Not even Benetiz can save Newcastle from getting Pardew'd.
>>67210869
>tfw started keeping up with the foxes in January and fell for the meme hype train believing that inevitably Arsenal or Tottenham would end the dream.
After that 2-1 loss to Arsenal I thought the meme was ending and i was legit sad.And now Foxes are a win away from making the me dream a reality
fucking amazing football history we are witnessing lads. take these next few weeks in. all of it. nothing like this will ever happen again in our lifetimes. love
>>67216925
>Replying to the Peruvian weeb
Don't do that
>>67216951
that guy genuinely has no life
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11686/10261800/watford-boss-quique-sanchez-flores-feeling-unappreciated-by-owners
>Flores' position at Vicarage Road has become increasingly uncertain following a disappointing second half to the campaign, in which the Hornets have won only twice in 11 Premier League matches.
>But, for the first time in the Premier League era, the club look destined for safety in the top flight, sitting 10 points clear of the relegation zone with four games left to play.
Looks like the Pozzos are going to drive out another manager who made Hornets history.
Embarrassing.
>>67217328
>man banned from football club for being too handsome
>>67217394
kek
seriously though, I'm not sure what they were expecting watford to achieve
Apparently two Newcastle players were filmed fucking the woman that's accusing Cabral of rape, and her friend, only a couple of days before the trial started. Mbabu, who's her friend's boyfriend, and Aarons.
>>67217445
LGTSS
>the north east
Predictions?
3-0 Watford
1-0 Stoke
2-1 Bournemouth
1-0 Newcastle
2-0 West Ham
1-1 draw
2-1 Liverpool
1-0 to the lesterlads
2-1 City
1-0 Chelsea
>implying ranieri will not choke the title away like he always did
kek
>>67217739
But that would imply to lose against the team who barely won Aston Villa at home.
>>67217458
It's pretty obvious his defence would play the slag card. Don't give them ammunition to use the slag defence. Being filmed in a foursome with a friend, and two footballers, just a few days before you're going to appear in court, accusing a different footballer of rape is like the silver bullet of slag defences.
>>67217813
United have this weird habit of pulling results against top teams this season
They've Picked up 11 points in total from their games against city Arsenal spurs and Leicester this season
>>67217739
I don't think he'll get a win from Old Trafford but he'll still win the title. Maybe Chelsea will win it for them by beating/drawing Spurs.
>Sunderland
BIG SAM
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>>67218244
>Leicester
Lost 5-3 and barelly scraped 1-1 at home earlier in season.
>>67218495
>barely scraped
lol it was a pretty even game
Anyone else think United will (comfortably, IMO) beat Leicester but Leicester will be champions by Monday night when Tottenham fail to beat Chelsea?
>>67218495
5-3 was last season
I'm so ready for the Leicester BANDWAGONING, guys. I'm counting to e a lifelong for at least a couple of years.
>>67217490
>tfw no one else shared their predictions
>>67218049
It's almost like she.....IS a slag!
>>67218577
Yeah. People forget Van Laal has been great in the important matches, I expect him to snag a draw at-least. Then it comes down to who fucks up more, Chelsea who have been a pathetic joke all season or Spurs who have choking in their DNA.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-36169368
>A Leeds United director has been criticised after using the hashtags 'ss' and 'gestapo' on social media while posting about a new haircut. In an Instagram post, Ercole Cellino, son of club chairman Massimo Cellino, is pictured at the barbers with the caption "alternative lunch break".
>One user replied: "Great hashtags for the Jewish Leeds fans to see! Didn't think about that did you?"
>lelds
What if Leicester loses the last 3 games?
>>67218716
Leeds scum
>>67218495
The 5-3 wasvthe game where Vardy fouled Rafael, came back, dived, and got Rafael sent off on a red card. I posted the gif before.
United fans really hate Vardy and want revenge for that game.
>>67218670
United's biggest game this season was vs Liverpool in the Europa League, and they were COMPREHENSIVELY beaten in every aspect. Leicester will also embarass them.
>>67218769
Lol no it wasn't you Plastic scouser.
>>67218739
Then Chelsea fans will boo their own team for winning
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-36160621
>Ash Patel, 40, had been a lifelong Liverpool fan until Leicester City were promoted to the Premier League. The father-of-two from Leicester is now a season ticket holder at the King Power Stadium and regularly takes his sons, who were previously Chelsea fans, to the games.
>asian bandwagoners
Absolutely disgusting.
http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/pedro-i-cant-be-part-of-first-chelsea-team-to-lose-at-home-to-tottenham-in-26-years-a3236566.html
All the chelsea players are highly motivated to actually not lose against the spuds. I see a bigger chance of spuds choking against shelshit rather than leicester losing at old toilet.
>/epl/
can you stop? it's called the premier league or PL. the only people who call it the epl are retarded JFs
>>67218781
Chelsea fans love to boo in general the clowns.
>>67218791
It's so disgusting it makes me want to vomit
>>67218791
>>67218822
Yeah they're totally not real lifelongs like you.
>>67218769
>be a bindipper
>never heard of FA Cup
>doesn't remember about top 4 and CL
>steals hubcap
>hires meme coach who leads them to worse record than Brenda
Why live?
>>67218841
Well they aren't.
They're just typical Asian bandwagoners.
>>67217490
Watford 2-0 Villa
Everton 1-2 Bournemouth
Newcastle 2-1 Palace
West Brom 1-2 West Ham
Arsenal 3-0 Norwich
Swansea 0-2 Liverpool
United 0-1 Leicester
Southampton 0-2 City
Chelsea 2-2 Spurs
>>67218670
If Van Gaal was great in important matches United wouldn't have been knocked of both European competitions so early and fighting for fourth.
What Van Gaal has is a way of snagging results that are just enough to keep the pressure off him. United have been good recently so they're bound to fuck up again.
>>67218860
Missed one
Stoke 5-0 Sunderland
>>67218841
I'm not a Leicester fan in the first place
>>67218812
it's called the english premiership tyvm
>>67218812
>people will still call it the bpl next season
It will look even more ridiculous
MARTINEZ OUT
KENWRIGHT OUT
CHEESE ON TOAST IN THE GWLADYS STREET
BAINES IS ONE OF US
>>67218936
>filename
top kek
amazing how quickly he's turned everton into wigan
>ywn smell helen chamberlain's feet in tights after being a guest on her boring, unfunny tv show for 2 hours.
idgacrud that she's a 6/10.
>>67218942
he just doesn't learn from mistakes at all
fingers crossed Dowell gets a game anyway
>>67218769
>Liverpool fans are this delusional
>w-we're still a big club la'
Ranieri will win the CL next season
>>67218874
>someone took the time to make this
>Liverpool fans think City, Arsenal and Chelsea fans don't hate them as well
what game(s) to watch?
all shit games today
>>67202216
>no spuds or leicester today
How can anyone even back Wonga at this point? He's been absolute exposed this season.
>>67219368
Look err...it was the fans fault la
>>67218769
United are bigger than the europa league in fairness
Teams that will be in a relegation battle next season:
Watford
Palace
Sunderland
Brighton
Losing shit teams like Villa and Newcastle removes at easy potential 6 points for these teams
>>67219329
Nah, mate. The Arsenal game is a must. The fans are revolting, Wenger is talking shit back to them, they are in terrible form, and a loss would probably cause them to drop out of the top 4.
This could be the day Arsenal falls off the cliff for a decade. One early goal against them is all it would take.
So who here likes Stoke for the win against Sunderland?
>>67219437
>derby go up
>they don't have newcastle to beat on for the third time in a row
>>67219443
>The fans are revolting
come on they can't be that bad lol
>>67219437
But Newcastle will stay up doe
>>67219437
EVERTON
>>67219487
Would be funny by i dont see Martinez staying
He promised CL football but has only finished in the top half of the PL once
Moyes didnt finish lower than 7th for 8 years under him
>>67219521
Why did they even hire him in the first place?
>>67219531
won the cup with fucking Wigan
>>67219536
and got relegated doing so.
>>67219531
Won FA Cup with Wigan. Almost got CL football his first season too
>>67219551
>Almost got CL football his first season too
He bottled that one hard, it was a sign of things to come.
>>67219544
Wigan's squad was dire, he did very well with them
>tfw probably no Big Sam v Benitez rivalry next season
>>67219551
thanks to moysey's defence
>>67219561
>look up everton's end
>if they'd stayed in 4th, then liverpool would have won the premier league
>>67219612
Everton and Liverpool fans love each other anyway, totally not rivals. I don't get why Liverpool even have two clubs in the first place.
>>67219638
>Everton and Liverpool fans love each other anyway
lolwut
>>67219646
Most Scouse families have Everton and Liverpool fans in them, they're not segregated at all.
>>67219569
It's mad, that first season he had Howard, Baines, Jagielka, Distin and Coleman as his first choice
and most of this season first choice is Howard, Baines, Jagielka, Stones and Coleman
So it is only replacing Distin for Stones, and everyone in the world knows that Stones is better than Distin,.
He clearly can't coach defensivly, or is making players play in a way that means they can't defend.
He is stubborn as fuck. Read the Carragher interview
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3566216/Everton-boss-Roberto-Martinez-speaks-Jamie-Carragher-t-manage-club-think-ve-got-win-losing-job.html
>>67219657
That doesn't mean they like each other.
Evertonians are cunts.
>>67219683
>calling your mum a cunt
Harsh
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3566926/Daniel-Sturridge-brands-one-club-players-deluded-striker-admits-leave-Liverpool-team-football.html
Where will Sturridge play next season?
>>67219419
>"United are bigger than the europa league"
Just like "Leeds and Newcastle are too big to get relegated", right?
Who /burger/ here?
>>67219121
6 is being generous mate
why are you even watching that trash it hasn't been funny since lovejoy left almost 10 years ago
Lads just how good is a munchie box?
We don't have anything like that over here
>>67202408
>>67210710
>work
>on Sunday, May the first
What the hell?
>>67219785
Just finished an angry whooper. I wish I knew how to replicate the soulless industrial taste it has.
Who /Poch here?/
>>67219760
>'Suarez has done incredibly since going to Barcelona, and you know, I still have to believe that is my destiny too.
Barcelona
>>67219785
Lettuce goes under the burger you fucking degenerate.
>>67219913
No doubt that Mourinho will sign for United now.
>>67218244
>top teams
>Arsenal spurs and Leicester
Doesn't sound right, desu.
>>67219913
Saw some rumours of Poch signing a new contract until 2021
>>67219948
what's that grey stuff in the top left corner?
>>67219977
Shredded pork or beef I think. I dunno, my local munchy box only has the onion rings, chicken wings and chili chips
>>67219948
>best kebab shop nearby got closed down recently
fucking bullshit
>>67219963
He said that at the latest press conference. That they've agreed on a deal, and there are just formalities left to clear.
>>67219977
looks like lamb
>>67218871
Based
>>67219455
Here bud
>>67219824
i think 6 is completely fair. was watching out of boredom as i sometimes will. it is a cringefest though. so much forced humour which falls flat. even the excitement of the studio audience seems so limp.
>>67219460
no chance
>8/10
>plays for halal
>famous
>trap wife
Why?
Any nice game today? I guess Arsenal to see what the fans will do + Norwich in the relegation battle
>>67219963
confirmed
>Stoke beating Sunderland
implying
Stoke are on the beach already, they'll be shafted today
>>67220118
>brits in charge of picking wives
if you were him you'd be married to an 18 year old model who spent all your money.
are you planning on finding your future wife at magaluf m8?
>>67220199
>dubs
>double poch
amazing
Clown = Wenger
Woman = Arsenal fans
>>67220158
Newc v Palace should be good
>>67220226
>implying there's no middle ground
Will i be 21 grand richer come Sunday night lads?
>>67220234
Why didn't she just get on the down escalator?
>>67220234
feel bad for laughing
that clown is a nasty boy
>>67220273
>Stoke winning
>Everton drawing
>Newcastle drawing
'no'
>>67220273
Arsenal, Lestah, City are wrong. Do it again, correctly this time.
>>67220234
Clown = Future Events
Woman = Arsenal
Pie = 5th place
Escalators = Eternal Arse threads
Handbags = Suicidal Tripfags
Second Pie = Next season
>>67220273
>A 2/7 IN AN ACCA
>>67220341
Woman in pink - Tottenham
>>67220273
>spurs winning
Which 3pm game will be the most entertaining?
>>67220447
>leicester winning
>>67220472
Can't decide.
I need a stream for Sock Or Saturday.
Lads.
>>67220429
Guy in white - Liverpool
>>67220472
west ham maybe, still chasing 4th?
>>67220234
Clown = Wenger
Woman = Arsenal
Escalator = league table
>>67220472
NEW - CRY
the Pardew shite derby
>>67220503
>counter attack team v park the bus team
nah
Everton v Bournemouth should be decent football but has no purpose
Newcastle v Palace will be fighting relegation vs Pards not wanting to be beaten at St. James
>>67220273
No
You will be £21,616.66 richer.
Copying you anon. Let's meet up and drink after our win
>>67220532
El Pardiolico
bet on newcastle, sunderland, watford, west ham and arsenal to win. Everton are too unpredictable for me. Might cash out before the end of the Arse game if I feel like Wonga will spill his spaghetti again
>>67220273
there will be more draws than you have guessed
>Hull
>this Sunderland montage
PLS GO DOWN
>Blackpool
>>67219531
He made great achievements with a club who have no money. Imagine what he could do with money!
>Everton in charge of remembering that they don't have any money either
>>67220698
>Betting
Haram
>Defoeleu dropped from squad
Why
>>67220978
FFS
>>67218747
Welp, too bad Vardy isn't playing.
>Lukaku benched
>>67218792
this
Chelsea are going to rip into them and not stop. Fucking bullshit that it's on Monday night.
>>67218792
In a Chelsea - Leicester game, Chelsea are the good guys.
This is crazy
>>67221078
Just enjoy the weekend m8.
Good morning, everybody.
Looks like I woke up a little bit early.
How are you today?
>>67221158
Celtic champs today.
Leicester Champions tomorrow.
Ireland win the Euros.
Ty based MON.
>>67221192
Hello Chicharito, I am good thank you.
And you??
>>67221209
Pretty good too, m8.
I'm ready for some football today.
>hull losing to an already relegated team
kek, can't be arsed seeing them back in the PL desu
>>67216910
they didn't have anything to play for when they thrashed lelverpool last season either
put a tenner on stoke DNB desu because >blunderland
Real football is back
>>67221234
>implying they're getting promoted
>>67221229
Same.
This based Accrington Stanely manager.
>>67219437
Leicester city as well
The season starts today lads.
>>67221332
Neat
>>67221297
>implying that they didn't back then
they had the chance to fuck up Gerrard's last match for him
why wouldn't they show up for it
Newcastle will get at least 6/9 points but won't be enough
Sunderland have:
Stoke away in shit form
Everton at home in shit form
Watford in shit form
Chelsea in shit form
Sunderland will finish midtable
Newcastle need to win every game and hope Palace dont get 1 point and make up a 10+ GD
How much do you lads stand to win?
>>67221400
they also have the chance now to help remove one of the EPL's cancers
>watching English "football"
>>67221429
100e with a fiver today. Do NOT fuck me, Watford
>>67219948
Fucking hell I've had one of these, god awful yet I loved it
>>67221497
Let's see what's happening in La Liga
Oh look Real Madrid, despite being in a title race, have rested the majority of the team for the upcoming CL game with City underlining the immense disparity between the strength of the top 3 teams in Spain and the remaining literally who teams
>watching Spanish B team football
>>67221497
I'm watching only fools and horses mate
why the fuck are watford sacking flores
they are 10 points from safety and play nice football, what the fuck were their expectations?
i hope they bring in a new manager and get relegated next season
>>67221497
You starting shit m8?
>>67221730
They are? What the fuck.
I genuinely thought they'd get relegated QPR style when they brought in like 15 players over the summer but they've done really well.
>>67221730
seems crazy. hope he gets another prem team and they go to absolute shite
>>67221747
just a rumour at the minute, that he's being sacked at the end of the season
>>67221730
Teams who have this degree of a drop off don't pick it back up again for the new season without a change in manager.
What Flores achieved in the first half of the season is outstanding and he deserves a lot of praise for it. But I can totally understand why Watford would now be looking elsewhere.
>>67221795
literally no need for a new thread
>newcastle singing YNWA
>>67221429
>didn't bet the whole time
>was literally no reason other than laziness cos it was always a possibility
>break as fuck right now
>Mememouth
>>67222029
>(You)
>>67222100
usual Everton in charge protecting the lead eh
best ham
Literally both games that are on TV over here are scoreless snoozefests of poor play.
>he doubted benetiz
>Norwich wins, pushes Sunderland and Newcastle down.
wud b laff
Arsenal v Norwich thread lads >>67225142
>New board- Quests
What is this shit lads?
Newcastle better fucking get relegated
>>67225207
nerd shite
Can't for Poop memes next season.
>>67225280
>0-1 loss despite 99% possession thanks to Pulisball
mmm
yeah
>>67225207
How long until somebody starts an Adventure Call thread?
does /bet/ no longer exist?
>prepping a pizza for 20 minutes
Laughable
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36178979
>actually having an article on this
fucking BBC FC
>>67216910
Lel
night lads
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