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old >>67159476
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2RLdE5A3g
Just sold him for 750k. It pays of developing regens to trick PL teams into buying them despite not having the potential to truly make it at the top level. (he's also a dirty AM)
And yes, Burnley is a PL team
>puts thread title in name field
Messi's the superior human bean :^)
What is wrong with Ligue 1
How does PSG dominate that hard?
>>67200354
I blame HC for this
>>67200484
Never said that
>Zlatan scoring another brace
>3 players let a low cross go through.
>Right back decides it's too much of a hassle to defend and moves away.
>HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>67200508
Not this again
There are no brakes on the spudtrain
>>67200484
he did
>>67200506
I would like to take the time now to remind you that you said you thought he was funny.
please help me mates, i had a decent season last year and this year im fighting relegation despite signing better players
>>67200629
And who won the last match between FC and Real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQCh6UwU8bU
LOL
Just saying
And where was missi when they got kicked out the Champions League?
>>67200672
>what is a false flag
>>67200694
HAHAHAHA IT'S SO EASY.
EVEN AFTER YOU BROKE YOUR WORD.
>>67200672
why do you think i posted that webm?
i was trying to jostle his memory.
>>67200680
How many players did you sign?
>FB's on automatic
'no'
I need a better formation for scoring goals
>>67200722
442 narrow diamond
>>67200714
honestly he makes lynk's tantrum look polite.
>>67200722
4-2-4
The key is to put the ball in the back of the net more times than the opposition
>>67200742
Actually the AI probably forgot about that formation, it's due for a comeback
>>67200762
cheers, Geoff.
>>67200714
Fuck off.
Your country is so stupid that they don't elect Bernie
Christiano will always be better despite your fucking ass america says, you can't even win your continental cup against some weed addicts you fuckface racist.
>>67200719
not that many, had to replace a few loans but most of the side is the same
Can we get chinkmoot to ban the dutch city bandwagoner already? Christ almighty
>>67200787
messi is the best player to ever step foot on a field.
>>67200787
aaaaaaand here. we. go.
>>67200787
You should really stop posting
>Ronaldfag is back
Why do only the worst posters return?
>>67200849
>Greekcunt never returned
Thank you Jesus
Cristiano Ronaldo this season THIRTHY ONE goals.
missi has SIX less
>>67200837
>>67200825
>>67200823
>>>
missi is a literal system baby who's fed with hgh.
Ronaldo had to work for everything he has ever done, and he still ended on top of the world.
>>67200816
Since when is it a bannable offence to voice your opinion on sportsmen on a SPORTSBOARD????????????
>>67200787
Yeah but they are smart enough to go for Trump over Lyin' Ted
I'm legitimately confused.
>>67200672
He IS funny. I don't want him making threads though.
>>67200914
he makes threads every time he's here
>>67200892
You're an obnoxious cunt
>>67200789
How much is "not too many"? It's an important question la
Team cohesion can be a bitch.
Also, I don't really like your tactics. You've got direct passing and work the ball into the box. That's somewhat contradictory desu although I can't really say as I've never tried it but I assume you're squandering possession.
>>67200892
>he still ended on top of the world.
Ronaldo won a world cup? Or even played in a final?
>>67200935
says the guy whose anti-waycis chimpouts derail the thread daily
>>67200962
The big black cock-obssessed /pol/tards who can't help but write cuck every other word are the ones chimping out and derailing threads
>>67200959
He's carried his team to win the Champions League
FYI, Dutch Messiposter guy is in a WhatsApp group I used to be in and this is him
How about that Football Manager eh?
>>67200986
I thought he was Shanta Ronaldo with a proxy.
Love you idolo
>>67200984
>Carries his team to CL Glory
>Team will lose to Man Shitty if they play him against them
>>67200977
>it's the non-PC responses to on-topic posts that derail the threads, not my off-topic responses to the non-PC
>>67200990
FIFAM was better
On a real guys, Real Madrid is winning the UCL this season.
>>67200986
That's not me.
>>67200947
had to replace my gk, rb, and amr due to loans expiring
i signed a back up dm and cm who are bench players
and thats it
and thanks, i keep changing that during matches and forgetting to when i finish
my form is very sporadic, i win a few in a row and move up to like 15th then lose and srop to 21st
>>67200959
apparently "the world" means "Europe" according to him here >>67200984
which is hilarious because he's a bald chubby muslim here >>67200986
>>67201018
prove it.
>>67201018
Top 10 Strikers
1. Suarez
2. Messi
3. Lewandowski
4. Müller
5. Neymar
6. Aguero
7. Benzema
8. Kane
9. Aubameyang
10. Griezmann
>You will never see the Dutch Ronaldofag and the Dutch City Bandwagoner both get huge phonecalls until their team scores
>>67201051
>you never see them in the same room together
>>67201040
Suarez may be #1 at the moment because Ronaldo is getting older.
But no way Ronaldo shouldn't be outside the top 2.
Lewandowski is leagues ahead of missi.
>>67201027
irish fag needs to prove it is me
>>67201074
>implying /trb/ isn't just three guys using a bunch of proxies
>>67200911
The answers don't match his concern. Also, he's supposedly a good Dutch National
>>67200977
>talks about big black cocks all of a sudden
>swedish flag
checks out
>>67201025
Don't change your tactics too often, at least not too much.
Try playing counter attacking with mixed passing and hitting early crosses. Also, switch that Target man to an Advanced Forward. I noticed that if you've got a Target man on the field your team is inclined to keep hoofing the ball to him (and often failing badly).
I just checked and Joe Garner should be pretty decent at putting the ball into the back of the net from crosses.
>>67201126
>read my post
>emphasize bbc
wew, easier than I thought
>>67201018
Don't worry m8, I'm not leejun enough to post your number.
>>67201051
They're the same person, unless I'm missing a joke here
>>67201145
maybe because you started the post with it, you dumbfuck
Ronaldo's goalscoring record becomes even more impressive when you learn that he started out as a winger playmaker
>>67201187
just means that he got an early copy of FM16 :^)
>>67201155
I don't even know you
fuck off
I'm not named Abdul
>>67201228
>I'm not named Abdul
>>67201241
>stealing MF's schtick
>>67201018
act like a wasteman
>Not keeping 5 keepers on the bench
>go up 2-0 early on
>m-maybe the slump's over
>concede idiotically after a long ass highlight
>concede right off our kick-off
>>67201310
Please drink it
>>67201169
Jesus christ you are a sad bunch of angry little shutins aren't you?
>>67201320
after you :^)
>>67201322
careful with that expression, the government will take away your fedora privileges
>Wingback in space
>Wingback runs up more, giving the opponent chance to close him down
>Wingback skips past challenge of defender
>Cross
>Blocked. Corner.
Every. Fucking. Time
Why does my backup right back/defensive mid think he should be appointed captain? Mind you he is the vice-captain.
>>67201322
le projecting man is at it again
If we don't fucking turn this around. If this costs me the fucking league.
systembabby exposed
>freshly relegated Birmingham fighting to avoid back to back relegations shit talks me after losing 3-0
Kek
>>67201900
our year la
>>67201974
I'm shite with that though, I get pissed off when they lose cos they should be winning and they're shite lol
>>67201919
>watford - leciester in the playoffs
We know where that is headed
I got this.
>>67202160
>and it's knockaert t take the penalty, AND IT'S SAVED OH MY GOODNESS
>COMES TO DEENEY
>AND IT'S IN THE BACK OF THE NET WHAT A RESULT FOR WATFORD
what group do you watch
>friends cancel plan for going out
>mitch isn't streaming anymore
>my save has gone to shit
time to listen to sad songs and contemplate suicide while drinking red wine like the liberal arts fag I wish I was
And the OP is shit as well.
So many demons exorcised by them getting a disallowed 90th min penaldo goal
>five 1 goal defeats in a row
I want this to end. Teamtalk after 4 did nothing.
>>67202398
Why sad songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O-IdK78MnY
>>67202356
:-)
>tfw first FM session 6 months
Dropping my turkey save. The database runs too slow with 2000 teams and all but crashes on cup days
Where do we go lads
>>67202702
to newegg for better pc parts
>>67202702
Amazon prime to Look for free 2 day shipping on parts
>>67202702
finland, slovenia, or austria
![cuckdreams[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NsekY7K.jpg "cuckdreams[1].jpg")
>>67202529
I want it to hurt mate, I want to suffer. That's why I listen to sad songs, that's why I manage a meme league team, that's why I have trust in my friends that have left me hanging countless times. I want to look into the mirror and say "Ecce Homo" like Pilate before the crucifixion of Christ, I want to whisper "Friends, friends, why have you forsaken me?".
It is over.
>>67202751
>>67202766
If you want to send me a 500 quid start up and find a way for me to carry an entire PC build on foot on a boat along with my other luggage between semesters, then be my guest. Otherwise, keep your snark to yourselves.
>>67202527
Are they bottle the 1-0 away or THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 2-1 defeats?
>>67202787
Have you heard the new Drake album, Art?
>>67202790
I don't understand. Do you live on a boat?
>>67202818
not me mate.
I don't listen to drake or to rap in general.
>>67202818
I don't like Drake, also stop calling me Art. It triggers me.
In other news, Atleti stopped giving a fuck.
>>67202904
I'd like to live in a boat, I wonder how Wi-Fi would work.
>>67202915
>Art
>>67202915
>Art
>In before autistic ragemonster "KEK KEK KEK" reply
>>67202940
Satellite
We're in form lads. 6pts from the top of the table, 5pts from 2nd place.
If we beat Watford I make is favourites for promotion.
>>67202962
nice obsession my friend
alright lads opened up an equal opportunities youth rating database, what country do we go with in our quest to assemble a squad of R A R E F L A G S
>>67203048
Bahamas.
>>67202795
mostly bottle away the 1-0.
Got a 1-0 win away at a relegation zone team so I guess a win is a win.
We could be right in among the pack for European places, as is we still have a lot of work to do.
sigh
might just have a goat here
>>67203085
>sigh
what
>>67203094
post stats
>>67203085
What are you sighing for, you've got two(2) 5 star potentials. Shit never happens to me.
>>67203085
>1.5* CA
>sigh
>>67203098
>>67203116
>>67203120
oops, old as fuck pic.
meant to post this pic
only one of those players from that pic was not dogshit though, it was back in the day where my team was so shit that literally any 3rd league player was considered 5* PA
I doubt that this is even possible if you have a first div team
>>67203135
Gyuracz :DDDDDDDDD
i fucking hate fm 16, fucking counter attacking meme piece of shit. Miles the fucking kike can go choke on dick.
It's like they sat in a room and agreed on a whole match engine based around >le possession means nothing maymay. If you try and play controlling football at any point you get absolutely fucked on the counter. Every single game, not even the odd troll ball style game. Any highlight that starts with a midfielder passing it near the opposition box inevitably ends with 8 opposition players streaming into your box with 3 perfect through passes to overlapping players and the midfield and defence just standing still. I AM MAD ONLINE.
>>67203098
>>67203116
>>67203120
to get back to that pic: here are his stats.
>this player was 5* PA
>>67203149
Bit of a manlet, but decent
>>67203180
>give him 1 (one) senior appearance
>MOOOM WHY DIDN'T HE DEVELOP
>>67203180
>Art
this is him.
he's not even THAT bad. his name didnt even ring a bell so I thought he'd probably be so bad that he already retired, but no, he's definitely decent enough to play in the hungarian 1st
>>67203170
I dont get it
>>67203171
agree desu
its literally all about crossing to the far post
>>67203180
>didn't even give him a chance
poor kid
>>67203222
this was back in the day where I had like 8 points after 15 games and I was hopelessly far away from not getting relegated. I didnt have time for a child like Mate who obviously wasnt even 2nd div tier back then.
>>67200354
Of course the cancerous autists are evading my subject filter.
No problem staying here but at least do your shit right.
>>67203171
I conceded all of 12 goals last season (4 from ifks and corners), with the highest average possession
You're doing it wrong
I absolutely love this kid though. I just sold my best winger after buying a decent regen just so I can keep him at the club for a bit longer. I want him to get the 100 caps before he leaves
He is the best pacebabby ever, his average ratings are absolutely ridiculous every season, and I have literally no clue how he does it given his attributes (other than the fact that my game is tailored around my two wingers)
>>67203261
I feel you actually, trying to develop youth intake kiddies when your club is anything other than dominant in your league is annoying
but still, you've got to take a chance. usually kids with a good attitude will be so pumped up for their first few games that they'll perform decently even if they aren't good enough in theory. even a few sub appearances help
How can one fast son of a bitch be this based?
>>67203353
I try with every kid that I think could make it in the first division at one point in his life. I dont remember Szalay but I guess his attributes were so hopelessly bad that I couldnt give him a chance.
Just look at my team, it is regen city pretty much.
it's going to be tense boys, they're just not fucking up
I drew juve in the CL semis, too
>>67203437
nice assortment of flags
>maximum of 5 non-EU players in match
that's fairly lenient
Don't mind me, just getting mugged by Watford.
Gee, I loved that free kick that went straight trough my wall after we squandered 3 clear cut chances in the first 20 minutes. Its almost like we don't want to get promoted.
>>67203437
>only 7 hungarian players
disgusting
>>67203541
>>>>>>
It's a fucking miracle. I literally own the entire pool of talent that Hungary has. Wait no, that's a lie, there is this one guy I sold. Other than that, I literally own every single Hungarian player worth having
who /obsessedwithnotconceeding/ here?
whats your lowest conceded over a season?
>>67203574
>he does not like to concede to jew out on clean sheet money
>>67203574
>clean sheets
I'd rather a 5-1 win than a 1-0 win
>>67203512
>juve
>good
>>67203574
lowest is 17.
>>67203574
12 in a Premier League season, 27 clean sheets
>>67203574
>tfw you concede too much even in a mickey mouse league
>>67203574
10. Didn't go unbeaten though.
>>67203574
conceded 6
sorry about shitty quality
>field a weak team for a cup game
>we win
more useless matches i dont want to play
>>67203574
I once tinkered a tactic that basically only conceded against set pieces back in fm 10 or so when you still could abuse sliders (with the right defenders/midfielders obviously).
>>67203633
>2ventus
lmao
>>67203574
I think 14. But I usually play attacking styled football, so I care more about goals scored per season.
Never (ever) had an unbeaten season though.
>>67203872
Do you guys really actually care about single stats/numbers like those?
I just care about the titles and about improving my team as fast as possible to get more titles. I'm happy to throw away the last 10 matches of the league to develop some youngsters, even if it costs me a lot of points and goals
>>67203910
It's nice to get/break records but on the whole squad development is the most important thing
>>67203910
i hate conceding more than anything. i'd take a 1-0 win everytime over a 10-2 of 6-1
>>67203633
>Olympiakos
>>67203910
>I just care about the titles and about improving my team as fast as possible to get more titles. I'm happy to throw away the last 10 matches of the league to develop some youngsters, even if it costs me a lot of points and goals
Me too, and that's all I'll care about when starting out a save. But my 2035 Norwich save is so successful that's the only thing I haven't gotten yet.
>>67203957
They finally started paying debts, so the Germans let them have one.
))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>67203910
I usually don't care too much. I went 6 games without conceding a goal last season though, I was seriously pissed when we let a soft one in during the 7th
>>67203910
After clinching the title/playoffs, whatever games left are for fulfilling promises
>>67204000
I usually get bored of the save long before I can go for a record hunt. I'd like to do an invincible seasons once though, I never managed to do it ever.
I love my career at Sopron though, its comfy as fuck. I didnt think it would be this fun to absolutely slaughter the league week in week out, I have no competition but it does not bother me because I get to improve about one player at a time every off season and I'm slowly improving in the CL while enjoying my 17 year old kids winning 5-0 in league games.
>>67200354
A GIANT MITSUMUNE
hate the Cowboys, but i am so happy for Jaylon Smith.
>>67203574
Don't know my season record but I'm at 5 after the winter break with Dortmund
>>67204019
>be the better team
>lose against a meme free kick
>lose against a meme blooter and a meme backpass
![schaeuble-oxi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nrn3eUq.jpg "schaeuble-oxi[1].jpg")
>>67204018
>Germans let them have one
don't underestimate the wheelchair man of austerity
Another fucking shite GK and even shittier AMC
Go fuck yourself
tfw finally got a work permit for a goat youth i got on a free
>>67204256
goat feel 2bh
>>67204232
Wrong pic.
Why am I getting the same, or worse, shit tier regens every fucking year
Just took 20mg of Zolpidem senpais. See you on the other side
>>67204467
alcohol > pills
>>67204512
alcohol *+ pills
>>67204333
what's your youth level, recruitment and head of youth like?
>>67204467
Why are you taking a shit tier sleeper benzo? See you after 48 hours of grogginess.
>>67204333
May i encourage you to add 'personality' to the squad view
>>67204580
Only thing i got. Also it is supposed to create hallucinations so...
>>67204467
Why do you do this to yourself, Art?
Please just win. I can't handle losing the title on the final day for the 3rd season in a row.
>>67204601
I'm not the real Art Vanderley, i'm phantom Art Vanderley
All of these Arts here it's getting confusing
>>67204580
>48 hours of grogginess
That is a lot more Grogie than you ever got
>>67204569
Not that great because the board is made up by a bunch of greedy jews.
>>67204600
For some reason it reset everything because >SI
>>67204669
>>67204600
Benzos won't give you hallucinations mate. And you won't die from mixing them with liquor unless you've taken insane amounts of both, you're just going to have a very painful next two days. Seek help and try and avoid benzos if at all possible, even if you're prescribed them, abuse weed or some hallucinogens or anti depressants if you're gonna use drugs for your unhappiness
>>67204669
>>67204669
I ain't even mad because idc about groggy anymore and GET THE FUCK IN WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE
I need Palace to do me a favour on the final day and just get a point. Fucking based Jova
>>67204779
Why are arsenal so far behind on matches?
>>67204779
You'd have a better chance if you got a fucking kit and logo pack
>>67204669
>>67204798
I assume cup replay and Europa run, about to play City in a CL semi final second leg away where I have a 2-1 lead from the first leg. Then them in the FA Cup final. Either of us could win the treble.
pray for me
YAAAAAASSSSSS
>>67204718
>>67204569
Here's my HOYD, he's got a fairly professional personality.
Pretty much the best I could get.
>>67205069
time to start putting in board requests
>>67205227
They either whine about the financial situation, proceed to cancel it later on or give me some other reason as to why they can't do it.
even threatening with resignation does jack shit.
>>67204741
Zolpidem isn't Benzos m8. It clearly gives ''visual alterations'' to be more accurate, i can already feel them. It looks as if the screen was scrolling downawrds even though it's not moving
>>67205406
Functionally they're the same thing, enjoy
t. former fluorazepam/Zolpidem user and current xanax/clonazepam user
ONE STRIKE IS ALL I NEED
He's 17. He's scored 50 goals for the club already. He's scored 3 against Bayern, 3 against Madrid and 2 against City away in the CL knockouts for me this season and he's from Ireland
I'm used to love that will never exist but this actually hurts. I love this little regen from Cork so much
>>67205670
what the absolute fuck is going on on that pitch my gay friend
>>67205986
techno futbol
>>67206010
pretty gud desu, is this just your laptop glitching out?
>>67206045
>laptop
>>67206072
pretty sure macca uses a lightweight piece of shit notebook nowadays
>>67205670
welcome to United Park live from the matrix
>>67206102
>>67206072
hi im poor
>>67206159
We're a stronghold because nobody knows how to handle the power that is the circle of light
>>67206159
FM for the HTC Vive when?
>>67206201
Still stuck with the horrible HP J151 macca?
All comes down to this now, hoping Palace do the impossible
>>67206202
cant wait to stand on the sideline trying to put my hand into a pocket thats zipped closed
>>67206265
Indeed I am. I'll eventually have a great PC to work on mixing and playing tribble. But that day is long to come.
For now, I play on my shit lappie and hope FM can play.
>>67206282
pic related
>>67206202
almost made a cringeworthy, autistic post after thinking about how GOAT a well done VR football manager game would be.
someone needs to stop them
>>67206492
>Ligue 1
>last a little bit longer and we'll be within reach of automatic promotion
>keeper that's set to distribute to fullbacks decides to hoof the ball directly at the opposing midfielder
>we concede in the 85th minute
>disallowed goal in the 88th minute
>end 2-2
Every year, every year we turn to shit as the season is ending.
>Paris Saint Germain
More like no Parity Saint Germain
since the 12/13 season they have only once not won the title
What a nervy end to the season. I really can't afford to go to playoffs this season. Injuries and fatigue is mounting up.
Lend me your spirit for these last 2 games lads
posting my ligue 1 history
Took off for a wank to calm me
Now just gotta hope for a Palace miracle
the meme is real
>>67206874
Well that was a short lived hope.
>>67206948
Should've wanked off those palace players tbqh
>>67206939
>googled that date
>its actually a cold Tuesday night
Meme magic at its finest
>>67207071
Yep. Great effort Palace you cunts.
>>67206838
Just a quick pep talk to get them motivated!
>KILL ME
>>67207163
the meme is a thursday night europa league game
>my last three seasons get 95, 91, 90 points
>don't win the league in any of them, lose the league on final day in all of them, twice from winning positions at the start of the day
It hurts to exist
>>67207260
You deserve it for not using a graphic pack
>>67207260
It hurts to look at your screenshots what with your lack of logo pack
>>67207342
This
holy shit we can do this
>>67207230
>Bitching out by respecting everyone's opinion
>>67207372
I keep telling ye I'm returning this laptop this week and getting a replacement and I won't waste an hour or two downloading that stuff until I get a functioning one
WE'RE GONNA 1-0 OUR WAY TO GLORY
Last day of the season. Might pull this off unless Hibs manage some comeback.
>CL final
>highest pen stat is 11
I'm fucked amen't I
>>67207492
>an hour or two
>irish internet
>>67207965
>Not making the GK go first
Doomed from the outset. Put our first two off target completely ffs
Another season, another choking of a treble at the final hurdle
>>67207965
Diallo
Berner
Dier
Knox
Jensen
>>67208046
>trusting someone called Alphonse Areola
Nah, he didn't deserve it. After all he only made a mistake leading to a goal and then gave away a penalty so the game ended in a 1-3 loss.
But that's okay, not like we're trying to get promoted or anything.
>>67207949
:^)
intake day
>>67208157
"I expect certain standards"
If they don't respect your standards, bench all of them
>>67208253
post augusto's stats
>>67208291
>>67208336
>bravery: 14
I can deal with that
after buying out his 825k release fee (lel)
angel will be joining us in 17 days time
>tfw can't convince two people that guessing C for everything on a final is not a good strategy
It's agonizing.
>>67208547
>All those key passes from Cadiz facilitating him
Systembabby. Juan Jose Perez is the patrician choice, boy is living on scraps.
>>67209780
want to find out the tactics they are using desu
>>67209971
I just realised Juan Jose Cortes' stats, 8 goals from 9 shots on target is fucking lethal
>>67208547
Getting so frustrated conceding crosses constantly. What do you even do
>>67211482
Close down their wing players that can dribble
>>67211584
I do that anyway. Inevitably the full-back will overlap and swing in an inch-perfect wrong-footed cross
Virtually the only thing I have seen mitigate it a little bit is tell your fullbacks to tuck inside to compensate for CBs' refusal to challenge crosses, which has its own thousands of drawbacks
>start up fm
>it crashes
>>67211655
What's your formation and tactics look like? All of my opponents usually play narrow
>>67211798
pretty basic murderball 4-2-3-1 DM
I'm doing well generally, I'm just fed up with pretty much only conceding crosses
