North Melbourne vs Western Bulldogs at the Etihad Stadium at 7:50PM AEST
Teams
North Melbourne
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Western Bulldogs
In: F.Roberts
Out: M.Suckling (ankle)
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LMFAO
vfl goes in /asp/
Remember back in 2013 when these threads used to be active?
>>67190564
>>67190753
it's 2:14 mate
Threadly reminder that the Hawthorn Hawks Football Club Inc. WILL win a fourth straight premiership and there's nothing you can do about it.
time for a cold beer
Official thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSByN0PL-vY
who /dabloos/ here?
>2020
who getting drunk here?
>>67190515
you're supposed to use full team names noob.
who here mwnn
>>67191038
rip in peace turbo autist
>>67191111
>taskbar along the bottom
>>67191111
You are a disgusting piece of shit
lads
>>67191111
nice quads
>>67191039
He's viciously defending the latest capeshit film in Civil War on the Media & Entertainment board.
Post your bets on who dirty NORF cunts will try to injure this week.
>>67191170
>implying I have a girlfriend
>>67191180
you got him there son
>>67191180
ah, the play dead approach
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>67191244
good post
>>67191276
Thanks lad
>>67191276
>>67191322
not this fucking shit again. Go fuck yourself you dumb faggot.
Gonna pre-emptively nom butthurt "good post" autist this week
>>67191276
>>67191322
>>67191365
>>67191376
>Starting like this before the round has even begun.
You've got no chance at the team.
>>67191390
>1 (You)
damn
>>67191398
>I've literally claimed your nom
>my cunning scheme has come to fruition
*chuckles maniacally*
>>67191421
Honestly fuck you carnt
>>67191152
keep up the good work and i MIGHT nominate you for the autist team within the next few weeks
this is NOT a nomination at this time
thank you
>>67191490
I'm nomming you for gimmick stealing.
thank YOU
Will Norf do a Leicester and win everything by having the same team on the park each week? Who else here is lifelong Norf?
Going to maccas before the game lads, do you want anything?
I'm a doggies supporter, I'm looking forward NORF getting BTFO - they are the ultimate meme team
>>67191511
lmao absolutely not
>39 posts
>7 posters
KEK, nice "community" you have here
>>67190994
If these dirty cunts steal Jesse Hogan I am going to fucking lose it
>>67191518
I'll have a Happy Meal thanks lad.
(They're comfy to eat and also a great cheap snack)
>>67191550
Jesse Hogan is literally Straffo's favourite player.
>>67191276
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>>67191365
>>67191376
>>67191390
>>67191421
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>>67191490
>>67191505
>its a bunch of autists who have no interest AFL shitting up the thread with off topic posting episode
>>67191518
I've only got 5 bucks in my account until payday, what can you get me mate? McDouble?
>>67191564
like he's not even that good but he's the best the Dees are gonna get, Fremantle can fuck right off
>>67191574
>I've only got 5 bucks in my account until payday
KEK, get a real job you stupid fuck
>>67191569
all me LOL
>/afl/ has turned into /cric/2.0
As if this place couldn't get any more pathetic
Cya
>>67191586
payday is Tuesday and I'm an alcoholic. please no bully.
>>67191614
see you in an hour and fifteen
(when the game starts)
>>67191614
Have fun back at reddit friendo :)
Just put $6000 on North Melbourne (-35.5) @ $4.90
How fucked am I lads?
>>67191569
obviously new
what else has /afl/ ever been
fucking leave freshcunts
>>67191651
>gambling
You're a fucking retard, its designed to fuck you over
>>67191659
Only freshcunts think this, there was a time that /AFL/ was half decent
>>67191660
t. redditor
I can spend my income how i'd like to faggot
>>67191664
those were the days, never thought I'd say I'd miss the trips
>>67191651
You should namefag as Sasha Grey. That's how fucked you are.
>>67191664
kek
LEL
L O L
>>67191671
>I can spend my income how i'd like to faggot
Its not your money when you lose it you stupid fuck :^)
Enjoy falling for the gambling meme and paying for some executive to fuck overpriced hookers
r8'm h8'm
>>67191675
Realitycuck was cancerous, the other trips were good
Who /pumpedfortonightsgame/ here
>>67191698
>i'm not a complete newcunt
>i've been here all summer
>look, I can even name one tripfag
/afl/ was never good. stop being a faggot reminiscing over the "good" times and contribute decent posts to this thread
>>67191664
no you are mistaken I am afraid freshcunt
norf
haw
syd -30.5
geel -22.5
thoughts?
>>67191696
>people actually expecting us to win
fuck, didn't need this
>>67190986
Navy Nina is a qt
whats for dinner lads?
>>67191696
>dogs
>saints
>hawks
>poort
nah mate
>>67191902
Waiting for Mum and Dad to get home with the shopping and my frozen pizza
>>67191902
Nomming this guy for the team.
The generic,
whats for/was dinner/lunch/
Freo got a new assistant coach. A Korean named Win Wun Soon
>>67191926
answer the fucking question
>>67191974
Prawns and salad desu.
Orthodox Easter so I can't eat meat for the weekend heh
>>>/asp/
Australian Sports & Wrestling (asp)
>>67191902
Depends on what time dad gets home from work, might convince him to have a meal down at the local and have a pint or two and watch the game. If not leftover chicken
>>67191982
ORTHODOX BROTHERS
>>67192001
>tfw you will never know that feel of having beers at the pub with dad ;_;
>>67192012
slava
>>67191902
I've got fish tonight lad
>>67191924
enjoy your disapointment
>cucktoria
KEK
>>67192153
see
>>67191276
>>67192153
>>67192167
Nominating both of you for the autist team
>>67192226
cheers lad :)
>>67192021
if you ask nicely I'm sure he would say yes
>MFW I coined the term cucktoria
>MFW I hold a lot of responsibility for the decline of /afl/
Oh well
how times change
>>67192244
you're a monster. i wish you nothing but pain in your life.
>>67192244
Why?
Why did it have to be us?
Timely reminder that autism team was never funny and will never be funny.
>>67192267
ayy I remember nominating you last year, where you been bud?
>>67192258
>>67192264
Sorry I was just shitposting. Then the WA autist latched on
Im genuinely sorry
>>67192244
i coined it m8
Serious question, why do you hang out in /afl/ if you don't know anything about footy? Very few of you actually know anything about the game and spend your time asking retarded questions about supercoach or gossiping about bigfooty.
>>67192244
>>67192279
I'll have you know, that it was - I - who created the term 'cucktoria'.
Stop leeching onto my meme.
>>67192286
>don't know anything about footy
maybe they come to learn?
>supercoach and big footy are somehow not relevant.
Get off your high horse cunt.
>>67192286
>gossiping about bigfooty
generally enjoy that aspect
>>67192286
>Serious question, why do you hang out in /afl/
Social club and autism
oh ffs i thought it was footy time but its better homes and gardens first
>>67192291
>I'm triggered by the janny
Lol kys
>>67192291
>that filename
kek
>>67192291
>>67192323
Samefag
>Trying to get into MCG carpark with a chainsaw
>Lingy's photoshop job.
Top kek this is pretty comfy bantz
>>67192323
>>67192330
nah think the janitor is patrolling the general
he deleted this >>67192153 and will delete that >>67192323
>>67192286
I'm legitimately in love with Jarryd and here is the only respite I have from endlessly finger-banging my freshly waxed cooze while letting my gigantic knockers fall out of my shirt.
>>67192286
Shitpost here, discuss football on BigFooty and Reddit :^)
DEAD
NORF
O
R
F
Harry really fucking dropped the ball there. Didnt deal with the trampoline problem at all
>>67192495
>mfw norf gets rekt by the bulldogs
>>67192508
hope so lad, but it wont happen got a few injuries the bullies do
Stream?
>>67192511
http://cricfree.tv/watch/live/north-melbourne-kangaroos-vs-western-bulldogs-live-streaming
>>67192511
http://vaughnlive.tv/afldude
Who else is here?
>>67192571
I don't care what anyone says, this is the Telstra Dome.
>>67192586
Colonial Stadium m8.
>>67192571
I don't care what anyone says, this is the Colonial Stadium.
>>67192571
>>67192586
>>67192599
>>67192601
I don't care what anyone says, this is getting pulled down
I don't care what anyone says.
>plz give me (you)s I need them
>>67192632
I don't care what anyone says, here's a (You)
>>67192632
I don't care what anyone says
Double dissolution election, who we voting for?
They should redevelop Princes Park, it has the best location of all the old grounds and suits Carlton and Essendon in particular
>>67192641
Trump.
>>67192641
Nick Xenophon
>>67192647
fuck off seppo
>>67192641
Family First
>>67192646
>suits the teams with too many fans for its capacity
What?
>>67192641
Lib Democrats or Family first. Fuck refugees, women don't need more rights and give me muh guns back so I can go innawoods in peace.
>>67192663
t. saxon
>Essendon withdrew their women's team bid
>tfw no Bomberfu next year
>I'll just kick it to the most dominant tall man in the game while he's all alone, that'll work!
>bulldogs disposal efficiency specialists
KEK
Bit of a slope on that kick.
he rack dissiprin
>>67192663
i like your politics, lad.
typical white goals standing infront of asian mans dreams
need to work on this
>>67192705
>>67192708
upper kek
>those 4 chogies at that throw in getting on the piss
True brue
>>67192657
Just did it, got FF as well. Guess I know who I'm voting for
chin CHONG
tearing it up
honorabrr dispray
>>67192715
Breaking down barriers
>cucklaide crows
>western cuckdogs
>collingwood cuckpies
>cuckmond tigers
>north melbourne cuckaroos
>cuckmantle cuckers
>port cuckalaide cucks
>gold cuck suns
>cuckbane lions
>cuckney swans
>greater western cuckney
>cuckthorn hawks
>cuck kilda
>essencuck cuckers
>carlton cucks
>cucklong cats
>cuckbourne demons
>>67192657
>>67192729
what is this?
>>67192744
http://australia.isidewith.com
A quiz that shows you with which political party you most identify.
tim watson is a fat dickhead
>>67192742
And none of them work
>>67192729
>Support for fast on-shore processing for asylum seekers and opposition to the Pacific Solution
FUCK, never mind
>>67192754
im a family first voter too
thanks internet
>these are the top two cucktorian teams
low quality football T B H
>>67192775
Noice
>taps to a team mate
DELIBERATE
>runs it over the line
THROW IN
I mean....
Waite would've had a complete career and fulfilled his potential if he didn't waste so many years at Carltank desu
Lads, should i fuck an 18 yo prossie tonight?
>>67192816
Nah, a whoremonger is worse than a whore.
The bulldogs meme getting exposed lads desu
>>67192816
no. have some self respect
>>67192827
not yet, norf still have time to norf it
>>67192816
Only if she's hot and not stuck up
Whose a bigger spud, Mitch Wallis or Chris Mayne?
>>67192856
you
the bulldogs meme has been exposed
>>67192816
Only if you film it and upload it for us.
>>67192862
Rude desu
>>67192862
nice one lad
A fat chick wants my dick, should I go for it?
>>67192816
>18 yo
she will be 28 minimum
>>67192888
>trips
speaks for itself doesnt it
Good goys, injure as many roos before we play them next week
>>67192888
Pics? How fat are we talking?
>>67192816
Do it mate and report back how it was
T. 23yo virgin
norf are getting the cuckthorn treatment by the umps
>>67192899
>we
how we doing montagna?
>>67192900
Not too fat, I'm just shitposting on /sp/ until she comes over.
>>67192914
if she wants you, she must be desperate
>>67192900
Like fuck how do I put this, she's way too fat to ever consider a relationship but she's not too fat that for casual sex
>>67192920
Bit harsh lad, we're all friends here
>>67192911
Oh fuck me let me guard down.
Better go back to plebbit then.
Ok. Serious question.
Thoughts on the umpiring that quarter?
What we drinking, lads?
Back on Russian Standard, love the shit, so smooth and I dont get hangovers from it. I was gonna try Finlandia like the bottleshop bloke from last week recommend but they didnt have any.
>>67192911
Fuck off with this >we bullshit you fucking autist.
Its a part of australian culture, how many times do you hear >we in real life.
You deserve a nomination for the autist team you worthless meme spouting fuck
>>67192939
>hasn't tried finlandia
what are you, 19?
>>67192939
cc and coke because im a degenerate
>>67192938
norf bias by a big margin
paying them kicks and giving bulldogs nothing in exact same situation and payed marks for kicks that didnt go 15m.
>>67192754
>check LDP website
>has the sistine chapel painting on it
>they've replaced God with the flying spaghetti monster
Great, so LDP are pro-fag fedora tippers and FF are pro-migration, pro-asylum seeker fucks
>>67192943
absolute sperg out
gotta feel like you're always apart of the team, right autist?
>>67192939
I copped a bottle of Finlandia last week. Nothing to rave about IMO, not where near what I was expecting from bottle shop bloke. Drank the whole thing and didn't feel anything.
>>67192970
You drank a bottle of vodka and didn't feel anything
>how fat are you?
>>67192963
Eat shit, every last one of you fucking retards with your >we bullshit.
I can just imagine you at some social event with the tard wrangler near by just in case your autism reaches critical levels talking about footy
"we did well in the game"
"we, w-w-which player of the team are y-y-you lol".
You and every last meme spouting fucks are a waste of a perfectly good cum stain.
>>67192986
Get a load of this newcunt, doesn't even know how greentexting works
fucking idiot
>>67192992
Calm down you bloody autist
@67192995
Poor b8
>>67192992
i cant even tell the real autist from the 'just pretending' anymore
>>67192943
>>67192992
nominating this guy for the team
>>67193007
The real autists are the failed abortions who spout this >we bullshit every fucking thread
>>67192986
not him, but i drink vodka to not be fat.
most calorie efficient drink
but starting to drink too much and often
>>67193029
what do you mix it with?
>>67193018
you are either really autistic or anti-autism super hero
i've had a few so reasoning powers are low
>>67192951
Would
>>67193041
>mix
KEK how did norf get a free out of that play?
>have to go back 17 posts to find a post about footy
>>67193041
ice, soda water and low calorie lemon cordial which has virtually zero calories
maybe smash a shot ot two to get the ball rolling
>>67193048
>acting tough on /afl/
okay
>>67193063
>not trying to impress your anonymous internet friends
KEK. loser
>>67193055
do u know where you are?
>>67193056
which lemon cordial?
thanks for the tips mate
So when are we genociding hawkroaches?
>>67193081
when your club folds
>>67193083
>your
how much % of the club does he own?
>>67193082
>hawkroach is a /pol/ meme
>>67193073
cottees sugar free, also for whatever reason makes massive difference in hangover the next day.
>>67193083
its a win win 2bh
Just got 87% Greens lads
>>67193099
>genocide
>T*rkroaches meme
You're a fucking joke.
>>67193108
kys
>>67193110
lighten up cunt
I literally and unironically got Greens, Labor, LDP and Liberals above 70%
>>67193108
Disgusting.
>>67193082
>implying /pol/ is bad
left wing parasite
>>67193110
I didn't even make up the meme you dumb cunt, I don't browse /pol/.
Maybe you should go back there friend.
>>67193108
based
Wells is fucking class, I think he is the diff pushing norf from mid-tier shitcunts to half decent top 4 side.
Gonna kms, lads
>there are greens voters itt RIGHT NOW
>>67193128
Maybe I should, it's a sad day when /pol/ is preferable to the namefag shithole /afl/ has become but you're too fucking thick to understand that you're the problem.
>>67193128
>joking about genocide
t. stormcunt from >>>/pol/
>>67193108
> liberal in russia
I highly doubt it. Nice post Ivan.
good umpiring DESU lads
get OUT
GET OUT OF MY GENERAL
FUCKING GREEN VOTERS
>>67193143
Two Melbourne teams are playing, what did you expect?
>>67193140
absolutely disgusting
>nick dal santo left the saints to win a premiership
LOL
>>67193143
donkey voter here, would vote greens, but it's futile as they'll never win
>>67193169
>donkey voter here
t. worthless fuck
>>67193140
I don't understand - I've never voted Greens ever, in fact they were always put as least preferred preference.
Umpires on Brownlow watch tonight.
I feel dirty the Lib-Dems and Family First are even on mine.
haven't got many (You)'s tonight lads
>>67193190
you are a disappointment to your parents
>>67193187
lel
>>67193190
>this kicking
Hey, how's it going?
>>67193202
t-thanks ;_;
Probably just going to vote Liberal again. Maybe throw my vote away and vote ALA
