Super /rug/ Weekend - Round 10
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>Friday 29 April
19:35 Chiefs v Sharks Yarrow Stadium, New Plymouth
23:05 Force v Bulls, nib Stadium, Perth
>Saturday 30 April
17:15 Blues v Rebels, Eden Park, Auckland
19:35 Highlanders v Brumbies, Rugby Park Stadium, Invercargill
21:40 Reds v Cheetahs, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
>Sunday 1 May
3:05 Lions v Hurricanes, Emirates Airlines Park, Johannesburg
5:10 Stormers v Waratahs, Newlands, Cape Town
TBC Jaguares v Kings, José Amalfitani Stadium, Buenos Aires
BYES: Crusaders, Sunwolves
Pro 12, Round 21 for anyone interested.
>Friday 29th April
19:30 Benetton Treviso v Connacht, Stadio Monigo
19:35 Glasgow Warriors v Zebre Rugby, Scotstoun Stadium
19:35 Munster Rugby v Edinburgh Rugby, Irish Independant Park
>Saturday 30th April
14:30 Cardiff Blues v Ospreys, Principality Stadium
15:00 Ulster Rugby v Leinster Rugby, Kingspan Stadium
17:00 Newport Gwent Dragons v Scarlets, Principality Stadium
Why do you consistently make new threads when there already are threads
Especially since this is a carbon copy of the one that was deleted
Saged and reported
>>67188215
There's already a thread, you fucking autistic retard.
Superior thread Tbh
>>67188302
>waaah
that's all I got from that.
stay in your /nrl/ shitpost thread, no problem.
I honestly lost track of time and didn't even realise it was friday until just now.
>>67188302
Because we don't like the shit OP some NRL fag made
>>67188344
and you're very welcome to stay there. This is the super rugby thread for super rugby fans.
>pathetic crybabbies make a duplicate thread (against the global roles) because the OP hurt their feelings
Yep, /rug/ is dead
>>67188302
>>67188344
>>67188449
gtfo then cuntstick
>>67188456
You should be permabanned for flooding, crybabby
Nth for based Gentleben
>>67188495
You should have the living shit stomped out of you, and I'd be more than fucking glad to, pussy.
>>67188519
WWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>67188544
back to your containment thread.
>calling anyone a pussy
>after you just made a duplicate thread because the OP hurt your feelings
you could not even dream of making this up
>>67188449
>>67188495
>>67188580
>being this enraged on 4chan
>>67188519
Am i the only one who casually strolls thru these threads avin a giggle reading these posts in the accent that is aus/nz? Fuxkikn kek lads
>>67188580
He'll make a new thread to complain in, lol
>>67188580
>>67188699
I'll say it again just so it's really clear, you don't need to be here. The other thread will suit your purposes.
>>67188449
>waaaaaah waaaaaah global rules
I think yo7 will find that this thread that has the times of matches is the official /rug/ the other one is the imposter thread
>OH MY GOD NO PLEASE NOT MY MANGRAB DISCUSSION THREADS BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS ANYTHING BUT THAT
kek
Based Daniel
I'm literally the saddest cunt in NZ.
>>67188867
That's not how you use the name peewee_fag
>>67188867
>>67188847
>>67188842
Based Elitespouter
Should I watch this sport?
>>67188917
Yeah sis, become a chiefs fan if you are intelligent and handsome
>>67188878
If we'd known you'd get so hilariously angry, it would've been done sooner.
>>67188940
>PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE SUPPORT MY TEAM MR BSA
>>67188886
Are you implying he is me?
t. Kiwi_swag
>>67188940
I would rather support an underdog meme team like the Sunwolves 2bh
>>67188917
watch league instead; it's for dumb fucks.
>>67178349
>>67188917
Yes
Here's a quick rundown of the teams and which ones you should support
>Blues
pick them if you like suffering and being delusional
>Chiefs
pick them if you're a bandwagoning faggot
>Hurricanes
pick them if you like meme players and never ever winning a title
>Crusaders
pick them if you are based, muscular, intelligent or all of the above
>Highlanders
pick them if you like spamming pictures of slags during all matches
>Sunwolves
pick them if you're a weeb
There are no other teams.
>>67188944
>I literally don't understand
Not surprised, you sound like you're thick as shit.
>>67188970
Chiefs are an underdog team because they're from Hamilhole but are redeemed because the area also includes TauranGOAT and Mt MaunGODnui
>>67189013
>blues at the top
yess
>>67189018
Yum
>>67189045
I leld
>my bait thread got btfo
>i'll post nasty webums in retaliation
sure is patrician in here
>>67188215
Chiefs
Bulls
Blues
Highlanders
Cheetos
Lions
Stormers
tßh
>>67189053
me on the left
>>67189188
Kek, that guy barely looks 6 foot tall.
Nina should get a real man.
Chiefs
Bulls
Rebels
Brumbies
Reds
Canes
Stormers
Hags
Googled week for the Aussies lads.
>>67189188
Based The Endgame Ltd.
>>67189188
me on the right
Feels bad the GOAT team is on a bye this weekend like why even watch any rugby
>~awooooooooooo~
>>67189247
me laying down
>>67189265
Based Devvo God
>>67189265
name on jeff
>>67189272
He ascended beyond the physical plane of existence. Haven't you heard?
>>67189272
very aesthetic penis
>>67189312
based original AMS
>>67189311
Blank trip has been gone for like 2 years.
>>67189324
Wrong again.
Protip: I was the poster that single handedly mainpulated the Round 1 weekend game threads and decisively made a fool of Bitchspouter
>>67189312
Based the endgame
What IS your endgame man?
>>67189369
Statsloner?
>>67189369
statschink you delusional fuck, I can't even remember last weekend let alone fucking round 1
>the current state of /rug/
I hate each and every one of you so much.
>>67189407
Turd peewee?
>>67189407
please get a girlfriend.
>>67189407
Fifth kiwi dat you m9?
>>67189360
poor doggo :(
>>67189453
Neat. You sound like a real tosser though.
>>67189369
>decisively made a fool of Bitchspouter
And then went straight back into hiding?
KEK sounds like your version of events doesn't stack up sis.
>>67189369
I've never been so BTFO 2bh.
>>67189521
where can i buy one of these
>>67189600
*yawn*
If you're not the endgame then you're an irrelevant literally who stealing his gimmick.
>>67189626
It's best for both of us if you continue thinking that.
>>67189600
Coldsteel the Hedgehog is that you?
based NRL on drug cheating watch lads
>>67189600
And yet you're so fucking dumb that you don't realise this isn't shitspouter. kys.
>>67189600
You can't pick which one is the real me. Thus exposing yourself as a supreme casual who can't identify the real GES from imitators.
Nice to see somebody is trying on a gimmick, even if it is a huge fail.
>>67189662
It matters not. He will get the message one way or the other. He already has.
>>67189665
That's right. I am nobody.
But at the same time I am everybody.
You don't know it but I infiltrated this community late last year and have twisted it into submission.
>>67189685
It's not even a unique gimmick either
This was literally done two weeks ago by someone else
Lads I'm going to a comedy gig tonight so I'm going to miss the rugby. Please tweet the score to me after every score on @GentleBenHSS.
https://twitter.com/gentlebenhss
>>67189685
Real shitspouter keeping it real.
>>67189685
You were the first one of the two, but with so many here attempting to impersonate you, it's very likely neither was (You).
>>67189744
You're completely wrong again, you seething casual. Stay deluded.
>0.5
>NRL
What did he mean by this?
>>67189763
Nice try.
Bitchspouter, you are reading this, knowing that despite your game of scapegoats, I have still conclusively beaten you throughout the year so far.
Email me for a time we can settle this once and for all.
>>67189696
Reminder that it was me that did that gimmick weeks ago and successfully enraged both /rug/ and the americans on /sp/ with my shitposting, so much so that the threads in qa actively reference my handsome and athletic posting.
>>67189796
Be careful. he claims to do BJJ. And you sound like a real pussy haha
What narrative should I pick today lads? Law school or the donut shop?
This is honestly getting embarrassing to read
Learn subtlety before you try and be a namefag, freshcunt
>>67189858
Dunkin' Donuts was my summer job you SUPREEEEEEEEEME casual
>>67189858
It's a donut FACTORY sis, and I do both of them, along with caring for my 8/10 chemical engineering girlfriend and listening to Devo
>>67189858
Both are shit and boring tßh.
>>67189888
>forgetting to add the name
holy shit, amateurs everywhere
nice trips though
>this autistic /nrl/ lad still trying to get /rug/ moved to /asp/
At this point I'm embarrassed for you mate.
Fuck it, I'm filtering Australia.
>>67189912
I'll see you on the other side, friend.
>>67189888
She's not a chemical engineer, she's a chemist. Theres a distinct difference.
Know your stuff sis.
3 options tonight:
watch rugby with you homos, eat wings.
play dark souls 3, eat wings.
drink with the missus and her friends, eat pussy.
>>67190004
Can you not combine all three?
Watch rugby while eating wings, and trading in and out with your missus and her friends while they try to play dark souls and fail, and then having a gang bang?
If you're not pushing for a threesome at all times you're not trying lad.
Piesank and Goi on cutting it close watch
>>67190029
I'm too old for 3somes.
I don't need women to help me fail at DS3 either lel
>>67190041
>too old for a threesome
I don't accept this.
>>67190004
The reason anyone is here on a friday is a distinct lack of pussy, so I suggest you drink from the furry cup.
I must admit, Fatt, you sack of human waste, you do have some dank webums. And it's nice you'll be checking out some rugby conversation tonight too. Must get painfully dull in nrl.
>>67190079
No, coming here is a choice. It's a voluntary choice and very charitable of me to be here to offer you all elite and insightful life advice.
No shortage of pussy for me my friend.
>>67190066
Been there, done that, laddie.
I wonder if there is anyone in /nrl/ who watches all the games in a given weekend like people in /rug/ do.
I imagine they need to take time piss in their own mouths and fuck dogs.
>>67190119
/nrl/ is a spin-off of /cric/ so no they definitely do not watch games
>>67190111
So have I, doesn't mean I don't want to do it again.
>>67190109
Please only reply to me if you're the actual goat fucker, I don't accept imitations.
The midweek /rug/ threads have been pure cancer. I keep taking a look then turning away in disgust. What the world must think of us.
>>67190153
They're always fine until someone acknowledges one of the forced identities
>>67190137
Wanna come over and DP the missus?
>>67190150
I'll only reply to you if you make a good post, which is unlikely.
>>67190153
The weekday threads were nearing a 4/10 this week.
They had been 2/10 since the beginning of the season.
>>67190176
BTFO
>>67190160
Fucking sneks, this is why you got kicked out of the Garden of Eden
>>67190168
I don't do 2 dude threesomes.
>>67190178
Based Elitespouter single handedly bringing this poomunity up 2 points.
>>67190190
I'm not a dude.
TY based Mods
>>67190200
That's fucking gay. I don't do gay shit either.
fuck should've screencapped /rug/ next to /nrl/ while we had 70 IPs lel
How the fuck do you change your IP every minute? Fucking shitposting technology is way above my level.
J U S T
>>67190253
You realise this person is from /rug/, right?
You don't actually believe this is a community of well behaved anons that don't shitpost, spam, and are cancerous redditors, right?
I wish I was as naive as you.
/rug/ truly is dead.
>>67190270
just call it a day already
>>67190268
Yeah saw that earlier.
He scored a try with his first touch of the ball in club rugby last weekend. Seemed like he'd be a really strong prospect, and the exact type of player the reds need.
Get in here lads.
http://www.georgefm.co.nz/Listen.aspx
>>67190279
You're probably the autist who did it.
It's fucking pathetic what you retards have turned my community in to.
I fucking built /rug/ up from nothing, and in the space of six months, you fucking /b/tards and /int/ losers killed it.
>>67190294
only 2 weeks after Schatz died as well
>>67190308
Based reblelsfag
>>67190314
Is Schatz ded?
I've been too busy the last two weeks to watch the reds, so the only bit I saw was the last 20 of the stormers game.
Chiefs or Shorks lads?
>>67190333
His knee bent the wrong way against the bulls
http://www.rugby.com.au/news/2016/04/17/07/11/schatz-ruled-out-for-a-month
>>67190336
chefs. Won't be as easy a game as your average waikato fan seems to think. Sharks traditionally have good defence especially around the corners which is where the chiefs tend to chew off meters.
Sharks should also have dominance at the set piece.
>>67190365
Not really a home game for Chiefs either, in the bizarre netherworld of New Plymouth.
>>67190407
Yarrow Stadium is pretty based and Taranakians are good rugby supporters.
http://www.iheart.com/live/Radio-Hauraki-6191/?autoplay=true
>got ice ice babby in h2h the week before he came back
will /poog/ EVER recover?
got my slab of do bros ready lads
>>67190485
>21-52
wasnt it 'a boy as young as 12' yesterday?
>>67190458
>got him this week
I was looking forward to my guaranteed third place :/
>caring about h2h rankings
I remember a day when /rug/ was more than just memes.
>>67190558
joining late renders the league irrelevant to me tßh
You girls are lucky that I don't play Bru
Blues have broken dead even this season.
3 wins, 3 losses, 1 draw.
This time last year we were continuing on our losing streak from the previous season.
>>67190616
Remember back when people used to know enough about rugby so we used to have a fantasy comp rather than a tipping comp?
Tipping literally takes no skill, you just need to pick a team which is usually easy as fuck (and yet people around here were still dumb enough to think the reds would lose to the highlanders).
>>67190649
high five
>>67190671
Yes. It was 2 years ago.
The Cheetahs had so many high scoring players.
I remember Boom Prinsloo and Cornall Hendricks were killing it. James Slipper was the best prop and Pat Lambie the best first five.
>>67189013
>Crusaders
>based
>>67190671
Is there a Bru comp for the RC? We should do fantasy for that.
>>67189013
>Implying the Poosaders aren't the most bandwagoned team in history
>>67190748
>>67190789
Maybe 10 years ago. These days the Crusaders are the team that everyone hates.
ABCs absolutely poorious at the CruBASEDers' success and on pooicide watch
>>67190671
I unironically do not remember. Tipping's ease means its easier to keep that comp going tho
>>67190807
>These days the Crusaders are the team that everyone hates
It's still the Blues senpai.
>>67190829
People don't care about the Poos anymore, they're that insignificant.
>>67190807
Nah Cumsaders are a has been team that nobody really cares or worries about anymore.
>>67189013
Landers posters > poos posters > queefs posters > cumsaders posters > fairweather horricanes posters
>>67190851
Your casual is showing
>>67190860
Why would anyone worry about the cumsaders? The city is literally rubble and nobody wants to live there. Maybe in 20 years, the development programme will be good again.
We have every reason to believe that the Blues can be good again in the near future.
>>67190738
>we will never go back to the days when the cheetos rhuled the le rouxst.... labuschagne
A single tear is running down my cheek lads.
>>67190755
not yet at least
>>67190877
blues will dominate next year until a volcano destroys eden park cap this post lads
>>67190877
Literally second in the NZ conf m8
>>67190881
Wipe it up with one of your tampons.
>>67190877
Based elitespouter dropping muscular tectonic movements on poosaders fans
>>67190888
Easy scheduling sis.
You've gotta be fucktarded to believe that the poosaders will win the comp.
>>67190851
>has been
The crusaders have literally been in the playoffs for 14 of the last 15 super rugbys and are currently second by a solitary point
Yeah sure, they're a "has been" and they "aren't good anymore"
>>67190915
Same can be said for the Queefs up until the Chokes game
>>67190919
>last cumsaders ship was in 2008
JUST
>>67190853
This is correct.
>>67190925
Which they only won because of cheating, remember
There's nothing funnier than the 5 people on Bru who consistently tip the basedsaders to lose, out of desperation more than anything, and they never do
>>67190853
Me > Other Chiefs posters > Hurricanes posters > Highlanders posters > poopeelian posters > poos posters > /nrl/ shitposters > cumsaders posters
>>67190938
If you're referring to the Hurricanes game, they didn't win by cheating.
They won because Beauden Barrett can't goal kick for shit.
You may only reply to this post if your team hasn't lost to the Loins at home this year
NOT SO FAST QUEEFS FANS
>>67190929
the blonde's is easier to find than nina's
who's the softcock reporting slag discussion
>>67190975
the Loins is the most respectable SA loss this year
>>67190983
mods are probably monitoring the thread because of the auscunt posting porn
>>67190995
more interested in what her dad meant by calling his daughter fucking Edwina
>>67190995
>that name
fucking discarded
>>67190853
>drinking out of a coupe with a straw
Oh I get it. You guys like her because she's mentally retarded. Got it.
GOAT Wallpaper
>>67190882
We used to use foxsports.com.au's fantasy comp.
>>67191041
mine
>>67191041
Heres one that works just as well.
>>67191061
Get a bit carried away in paint lad?
>using anything other than the default wallpaper your computer came with
fucking lel. I thought this board was 18+?
>>67191064
>A hashtag
Off yourself senpai
>>67191075
What are you, 60+?
>>67191076
Sorry sorry, I just Onned myself
>>67191069
I wish I could call that masterpiece my own
>>67191081
No I'm just an adult that doesn't spend enough time looking at my desktop or case modding my computer in the hopes it will make it go faster, or worrying about making sure everyone is aware of my individuality when I open my laptop in my psych1020 lecture to be worried about a wallpaper.
>>67190944
What if I'm a poopelian /nrl/ chiefsposter?
>>67191064
>That basic Calibri font
About to throw up lads
My favourite /rug/ wallpaper.
>>67191096
>No I'm just an adult that doesn't spend enough time looking at my desktop or case modding my computer in the hopes it will make it go faster, or worrying about making sure everyone is aware of my individuality when I open my laptop in my psych1020 lecture to be worried about a wallpaper.
Who are you trying to convince lad?
>>67191097
You can be a transsexual furryfag from invercargill and you would still be elite because you're a chiefs fan
>>67191110
he's trying to convince you, you wallpaper-changing psych1020 homo
>>67191117
Thanks buddy
>>67191110
I don't need to convince anyone lad. I'm not sad enough to care about your opinion.
Slagpoosters absolutely BTFO
>>67191123
because scum is scum.
>slagposters ptfo
>Fatt ptfo
>nrl ptfo
What a time to be alive lads.
>>67191125
>i'm better than other people because i'm too lazy to change my wallpaper image
>>67191147
Only one of these is true
>>67191147
That's just a regular day for me sis
>>67191157
Well I'm certainly better than you, but for more reasons than I care to go in to on a Kazakhstani basket weaving icq channel.
>/rug/
>nobody talking about rugby
>>67191147
cancerous namefags btfo when?
>>67191175
That is excellent. I strive to encourage others to be the best they can be. If it means that they are better than me, so be it. I'm not hung up on being the best at everything.
>>67191184
What rugby is there to talk about? The game starts in 30 minutes and we shitpost until then.
Then some faggots started sharing their wallpapers, and that just angried up my blood.
>>67191147
I wonder what god-emperor elect's thoughts on rugby are
>>67191195
God forbid somebody posts rugby images in /rug/
>>67191184
>waah no one talking about rugby
>has nothing to contribute
>>67191201
>Trump
That's Boris mate
>>67191201
I know JBL loves rugby, and I bet Trump fucking loves JBL, so by default, Trump is /rug/ as fuck.
find a more punchable new zealand tv personality
>>67191201
>>67191211
How do you know that JBL loves rugby? Aren't all wrestlers ex NFL players?
>>67191212
mikehosking.jpg
Pooncan Fatner isn't far behind though
>>67191212
>new zealand
>celebrity
"no"
>>67191223
He mentions rugby on Raw every week.
Or so I heard. ahem
>>67191230
He never said anything about "celebrity"
>>67191212
>>67191223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3lMpJ53khc
>>67191231
In relation to what? Is there an ex rugby wrestler?
I always thought that Vince McMahon should just skim New Zealand and the pacific islands for failed No 8 and Locks and teach them to wrestle.
>>67191247
Don't have sound at work. Explain to me what is said.
>>67191255
Ref did something wrong and JBL said "this ref is no Nigel Owens".
>>67191212
>>67191248
literally everyone on 7Days and in the crowd.
Jesus Christ I miss pulpsport, why did baldy have to go all chester the molester
>>67191255
>'he aint no nigel owens' or something like that
barely a reference
>>67191249
I dunno man, he just slips it in there, it's out of it.
https://community.wwe.com/hope/news/join-jbl-support-bermudas-atlantic-rugby-cup
JBL on official based /rug/ wrestler watch
>>67191272
Apparently when his wife caught him touching their 4 year old daughter his excuse was "I thought it was you!"
>LE JAY BEE ELL IS LE /rug/
Fuck off
I'm worried sisters, is he dead?
>>67191313
My all-time favourite wrestler.
>>67191331
probably killed himself after last week the poor lad
who /scared/ here?
>>67190496
I'm already 6 deep in a box of coronas
>>67191375
you really are a devvo lad arent ya
>>67191353
Not me
>>67191375
Good choice. I'm a peroni man myself but I like a corona when it's sunny.
>>67191320
Kys statscunt.
>>67191353
>[Sharks internally]
>>67191401
>LE U R LE STADSGUND
>>67191375
I was 6 deep in your mums box last night, cunt.
>>67191396
Jesus christ what awful beer taste. Could you be any milquetoast? I bet you're into chics who drink wither hills as well.
>>67191375
>>67191396
>Coronas
>Peroni
where did /rug/ go wrong lads?
>>67191428
>>67191433
Spotted the poorcunts
>>67191375
>Corona
What a Hipster.
>>67191396
>>67191375
faggots where are your free trade micro brews
>paul jordaan
>having two first names
>>67191439
Corona is normie as fuck
I only drink Coopers DIY Beer.
Got 23 litres of Ale fermenting.
>>67191433
They're probably 19, 20 years old.
Or females.
>>67188215
Good lord people still watch rugby. Football convert checking in. American Football is the greatest sport of all time. Spencer era days are over. Rugby is ass now.
>>67191353
Your team look soft as fuck 2bh.
Prepare your anus.
>>67191454
Corona is marketing in a bottle.
>The mildest tasting beer (so girls will drink it and guys will too)
>you put fruit in it (so girls will drink it and guys will too)
>a long slender neck (because market testing shows girls like it, so guys will drink it too)
>clear glass, even though it increases spoilage (because brown and green glass don't test as well with women, so guys will drink it too)
>>67191469
>Samoa
Go eat your grand parents you filthy island fuck
>>67191475
probs gonna get rekt
>>67191469
>Samoa
>Internet
Nice try.
>>67191469
Fuck off.
>>67191451
I normally like NZ craft beers like Tuatara, Panhead and others but I do like a nice Peroni or Asahi.
Drank a lot of Tooheys super dry in poopeelia though.
>>67191469
perturbed you'll never get a super team ?
>try already
DEPTH
E
P
T
H
kek
KEK
/rug/ BTFO
CHIEFS GOAT
>52 seconds
It's ogre.
>shorks
>no more smug
>>67191508
>/rug/ BTFO
>>67191522
Top try scorer though. Needs to adopt smug face after a try.
>pooden
>>67191433
I normally drink Macs but I had a magical night in Bali on the ronas and I was feeling pretty nostalgic
>>67191523
chin up pham
>>67191540
>Macs
Oh Jesus fuck sort your shit out.
>>67191453
t. So'alisa Cthucubao
>>67191469
Thanks for tip Ata'Fala'Coconut
>>67191523
At least you don't flip out like that Argie bitch.
>>67191491
> Tfw NZ heritage
> mfw NZ cucks SA niggers in rugby. Try again. OG cotton pickers.
As a loyal Blues fan, i've switched to drinking gin, and cheap gin at that.
>>67191523
You going to the Moses Madida next year lid?
I got a mug there last time I went to Durban for the Wales vs Boks game - looks pretty good.
Best time was at Kings park in 04 vs Ozzies - when there is a big game there is a lot of gees there.
>>67191493
> 100mbs.
Hows ya congested internet ausfag?
>>67191579
As a loyal Highlanders supporter i only drink speights and single malt
>>67191553
>>67191573
Is Macs that like... beginner's craft beer that has the ring pull caps on the bottles like bundaberg ginger beer?
If so.... jaysus. Fucking state of it.
What australian beers do you guys have in NZ?
Who /Whitakers coconut milk chocolate/ here
>>67191579
>gin
was my favourite spirit for a while
I remember when Macs was brewed in Stoke by the Macashins. Fucking good beer. Then sold off to who? Lion or DB? Total pisswater since then. Devvo cunt exposed as a 19-year-old plebeian.
>>67191591
most of our beer is home brewed actually
I haven't had a drop of Alcohol in 5 years and not a single fuck is given
Oh look. The Chiefs refballed out of a try again.
Typical.
>>67191577
pathetic bantz just leave
>>67191587
I dunno I preffer Kings Park, it was made for rug.
If I'm in Durban when theres a game on I go cause muh season tickets.
>>67191579
It's more of a depressant ay?
>>67191590
We don't deserve single malt, might have to go grab a bottle of Highland Park before the offie closes at 9.
Made $6000 worth of investments today sisters
>>67191502
> googles "most coconut niggers on super team"
> hurricanes
Das my team faggot
>>67191602
>having a favourite spirit
>having that spirit rank anywhere below fruit brandies on the scale of alcohols
literally vomiting with rage here. It got all over my lagavulin.
>>67191607
Good on ya, I haven't had any for about six months.
Not even an intentional thing.
Who /blue curacao/ here?
>>67191604
Talking about the hop rocker not the gold grandad
>>67191627
a car depreciates in value over time lad
>>67191628
>using faggot as an insult
Samoa really is still in the dark ages
>>67191607
Fucking non drinkers are worse than vegans, ex-smokers and paleo cunts about telling people about it.
>>67191595
Shut it.
>>67191642
Harmoney and ANZ securities sis
>>67191636
Gin and tonic is nice.
>>67191620
How mad are you right now? McCaw > any og cotton picker. Google "Brian Lima Houggard" fag. We own that Mandela dick.
>>67191641
Hop rocker? That garbage brewed from tap water down Khyber Pass? Whatever you say cumstain.
>>67191645
Never mentioned it once in a social setting. I don't give a shit if people drink and if I'm at a party or bar I usually just have a coke so people assume I'm drinking bourbon or something.
>>67191661
fuck off
>>67191661
You really need to fuck off.
Being edgy and funny is one thing, but you're neither.
>>67191591
Coopers, VB, Fosters, Crown Lager.
I do the old Coopers DIY beer.
>>67191591
The only decent one is Coopers 2bh.
I rate this new Samoa poster.
Keep up the good work uce
Reminder that Stoke and Moa are brewed at the original McCashin brewery and are actually closer to being Mac's beers than the shite brewed in Botany.
>>67191644
The dark ages are a myth.
I expect someone of your intellectual calibre to know this.
>>67191591
Coopers, Little Creatures, VB. Not many.
I wonder if shorks are enjoying their NZ trip.
>>67189769
what do you mean by that whole post?
>>67191699
This guy knows.
Blue on hour left in work watch. Will I miss the rugby?
>>67191699
moa is top tier
>that cheeky 10% beer
>>67191717
Might as well because you will end up having to watch Bulls v Force
>>67191699
Good post.
>>67191717
you will probably miss queefs, but there's still force-bulls
Valu needs to handle the ball properly, fucking ball-palming coconut.
>shorks
turtle heading lads
>dumb cunt camera man hitting the line ref
DOMO ARIGATOU MR LEITCH-SAN
HAHASHAHAHAHAHAHA
/rug/ BTFO AGAIN!!!!
How does it feel cunts?
Can anyone in NZ kick a fucking conversion?
Jeez you think it'd be packed out. What the fuck else do you do in Palmy?
>pooden
>>67191764
drugs
attempted suicides
>>67191764
It's in New Plymouth.
>>67191763
Stephen Donald.
>>67191764
thats the entire town lad
>>67191764
It has been for the last 2 games I've seen here. I guess it is the annual night of the year where all the creepy guys in their late 20's get all the teen girls pregnant.
>>67191775
Haha same diff
SHARKS ARE IN!
S H O R K S
the cum back is on lads
will the queefs ever recover?
>>67191620
Typical SA cotton pickers. Cant accept the lord and savior McCaw owns that booty. You tried doe.
>>67191779
Sounds like my kind of Friday 2bh
>>67191764
Israel Dagg.
>>67191803
You were told to fuck off.
>not running the ball up
what the fuck?
are the chiefs a NH team now?
it's on lads
>>67191805
Getting fucked by a creepy twenty something?
>>67191803
Go be brown somewhere else
>>67191825
gentleben getting btfo
>Flippy le Poux
>>67191814
Why don't we fuck on
>>67191825
Time for /rug/'s official theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7gXuLsF0J0
>>67191826
No silly, I'm the creep, they get the fucking.
>>67191814
> "you were told to fuck off"
Just get the cantz loser no one will care.
> NZ > Australia
>>67191842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hyD2yAZFwE
>>67191848
I can even understand your coconut babble 2bh. Don't ever address me directly again.
poopspouter on suicide watch
>>67191842
>>67191852
clearly this is /rug/'s theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyfkVoiYTOw
CHIEFS BTFO!
Shitspouter BTFO
>>67191825
>the city of /rug/bru
>>67191852
Wonder if he'll write an album about the earthquakes
Where were you when cumspouter killed himself?
MUH DICK BOYS
>missing that
the fucking state of SH kickers
>>67191825
>same pick as me
>have to share potential bonus point
Ya blew it son
Didn't realise the match was over sisters.
Does being refballed out of 2 clear tries in the first half mean that >we lost? I though rugby was 80 minutes?
>>67191876
Watching.
>>67191885
Shitspouter is keen for some big strong saffa choad.
>>67191858
Wouldnt expect from prison niggers. Not too bright.
Reminder!
Streaks are the true measure of tipping talent
>>67191893
KEK
>>67191900
You need to look at the flags more closely. Apply yourself. Jesus.
HT slagposting or too risky?
>>67191922
>>>spankbang
>>67191893
>I'm sorry, but did the Chiefs already lose? ...
>>67191922
Slag away.
This is all apart of the master plan
>brody looking to fill dome holes
>>67191922
Go on lad
>>67191912
Yah. Samoa ed System > Australia. Met some of ya. Basically autistic kids who would flinch at any form of hard labour. Wont blame ya doe. Your governmebt is raising a bunch of cucks.
All our pacific men stealing ya women.
They have met the light. Might as well kill yourselves.
>>67191922
don't even think about it
>>67191957
I've got lebbo slags too m8
First slag
>>67191957
Most underrated ref
>>67191977
You spelt fag wrong.
>>67191842
Lad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCJg63SziL4
why would you put your real name on superbru
>>67192004
Based
>>67192006
Because Jeff is desperate for attention
Stream, lads?
>>67192006
cos Nina's impressed by good tipping prowess?
>>67192006
Not everyone has dank /rug/ aliases
>>67192006
Cry for help.
Mckenzie has been terrible in this game
>>67192033
...Just the tip?
>>67192058
memekenzie on smugicide watch
poor little weber
What a retarded kick when you look at the angle mckenzie was facing
>>67192059
Is that Mrs. McKenzie
>>67192087
Getting exposed 2bh.
>le avo man
Ass-ravaged shitspouter damage control in t-minus 33 minutes.
Garth did that a few times last game as well
That Japanese prop seems to be a magnet for scrum penalties
>>67192113
More of an NRL man myself, based BroncGODs to take it out
>>67192120
Its called racism
Cruden, more like Pooden amirite!
>>67192126
Fuck off to /nrl/ then.
Will these two teams stop kicking? They both suck at it
inb4 all blacks lose every test match this year by 3 points because we miss at least 3-5 conversions/penalties per game
>Flippy le Poo trying to repeat his acrobatics from last week
>>67192170
Should be fine in RC
>>67192006
Who did that?
I still can't believe Daniel was friends with McKenzie
>>67192176
2 people at least
What was that free kick for? "Your not on the mark"? I think that is what he said?
For people who've played/coached rugby before - what strategies can a team take to create broken play opportunities?
Seems like the Chiefs can use a bit of that at the moment
AVO MAN
almost saw the avos
>>67192223
what strategies can you use to not be a faggot lol
>>67192223
I'm not too clear on your meaning.
>>67192238
Great post sheep rapist
Chiefs scrum STRONK
/rug/ BTFO
Just do what the Highlanders do?
>>67192223
Almost every broken play opportunity comes from kicking. If you kick to space and have a good chase they will most likely have a poor clearing kick. Then you get broken play, obviously regathering your kick would do the same but create an even better opportunity.
>>67192266
You silly billy xD
>>67192241
How would a rugby team go about creating opportunities to acquire possession when the opposition defensive line has yet to form?
It seems Chiefs has no set piece move to effectively break through the Shark's defensive line
>>67192256
Thanks, >>67192283 here, now I understand a bit more.
It seems like both Cruden and McKenzie tried to do that with high kicks, to varying degrees of success.
Any other strategies that can be used in rugby to the same effect?
>>67192283
Aside from the one they scored a try from?
>>67192299
Not really because any other time the defensive line is set right across the field. Outside broken play you are relying on Set plays from scrum or line outs, beating the man one on one or creating overlaps by moving the ball side to side and pulling as many into the breakdown as possible.
>>67191825
nervous sweating over the BP
>>67192336
Is this my boy Gentlebenjamin
Jesus, Daniel Du Preez is a bull on stampede
Dropkick to win when?
>>67192283
Set piece move...broken play....
Which one?
>>67192343
I was referring generally to the massive pack around 9
but shorks aren't rolling over I guess
OH SHIT LADS
Chiliboy is really making me sweat on my decision to tip the Chiefs so generously!!
>>67192343
Nope.
>>67192350
Soon. Shitspouter will never recover.
TENSE FINISH IS ON
>>67192361
Elite post mate
>chiefs ''tackling''
Muffed it. Execute all number 8s.
>>67192370
It was as long as it needed to be to answer the question.
>not feeling confident from there
>the state of SH kickers
Cmorn shorks
>>67192283
set pieces are from fixed predictable situations like kick offs, line outs, and scrums
broken play is unpredictable and favours adaptability and quick thinking rather than strategy
>LEE FUGG LEE JEEVS
>LEE FUGG LEE BIJBOOTER
Pathetic.
Fuck Weber's a manlet.
What tribe is Garth April from?
>almost 2 hour gap between games
friday /rug/ is the worst
>>67192382
Exactly, efficient and conicse. Exemplary post
>>67192387
>wanting me to lose more ground in the race for superbru glory
kys family tbqhwy
>>67192394
Kys shitspouter
>He didn't get the margin point or the bonus point
Maximum casual
kek
KEK
/rug/ comprehensively BTFO by me yet again
Wow lads, when I thought you cunts couldn't get more desperate.
Can't stop laughing at you for thinking the Shorks had a chance, even against out B team.
Another poothetic struggle to victory, this time against an average yuro-tier Saffer side
Will I ever recover?
Grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>>67192402
Wouldn't watch Bulls v Force if you paid me. The Force are just abysmal. At least they used to be tough defensively and almost never BTFO. This year is pathetic though. Foley needs to fuck right off he is Richard Graham level of shit.
>>67192429
>Kiwi Tah fan
?
>Sam Cane
>doesn't play for the Canes
Alright gg lads. Have a good night.
>>67192448
stop bullying michael foley
>>67192457
Not really. I support the Chiefs I swear
Who can stop us?
pro-tip: literally no one
>>67192469
Why are they all sneezing?
>12.05pm kick off
all smiles Tbh
Where did everybody run off to? hahahahahaha
>>67192526
pity its the force v bulls
>>67191906
Wasn't kiwi_swag shilling his streaking by exploiting how superbru tipping works? By betting on a team by a few points?
/rug/ on pooicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eR_EYYn1OI
r8 my new meme
>>67192534
>>67192561
They all left after realising that the only game left on tonight is Farce v Balls
>>67192547
streaks are only about tipping the winner
>>67192283
>How would a rugby team go about creating opportunities to acquire possession when the opposition defensive line has yet to form?
pilfers mostly, if you can steal the ball quickly then it's go time
>based hillsy is leaving
pooshub was the worst thing to ever happen to TV3
>>67192617
can this be /rug/'s new theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Th6ApX6Sbk
>>67192740
>>67192617
didn't mean to give (You) a (You)
>>67192740
would fit nrleb better
This won't even get to 500 posts by the end of the next match desu.
>>67192857
I'll get 14 (You)'s before the match even starts.
>>67192872
>>67192913
autism
Told you.
How does this make you feel?
>>67192936
You wanna see autism, I bet the kiwi guy is itching for this thread to get to 500 so he can make the new thread.
>>67193012
>148 caps and he still does his tie like a pleb
>>67193039
head injuries lad, very sad
>>67193026
I hope not - the next one wouldn't get past 100 before tomorrow's games and then we'd have to deal with au/sp/am
>>67193026
>implying he didn't write it all up in MS Word a few hours ago and is just waiting for the word.
>>67193039
>>67193053
Good thing his punching bag sorts it out for him now
>>67193079
When's she tackling the hair
>>67193079
Good thing he's into freaky sex, because she loves it up the arse.
Reminder you can donate money now to help Finn Russell and his battle with anorexia.
>>67193144
finn "the muscle" Russell is fine m8
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