Comfy NFL draft thread #2
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damn famingos, we made it to a second thread
whos taking jack lads?
First for Royals
>>67184759
Heres hoping Patriots trade up and draft "star player"
This draft sucks and I'm upset.
Who is with me?
More fast picks please
>>67184794
I think Dallas trade up if he makes it around 25 or so. Heard they wanted to move back into the late first
>>67184794
he's gonna fall to the vikings and slick ricks UCLA autism will make him draft him
>>67184845
would love that as a dallas fan
Falcons running to the podium to select Shaq Lawson
>>67184836
I'm not. Niners got Buckner. Beyond happy.
>>67184836
whats to be upset about?
That dude who just got drafted by the Browns needs to be upset, not you
>>67184759
casual raiders fan here? Did they fuck up their drafting yet?
>>67184885
is the beasly experiment over yet?
Hopefully this works out. Always iffy about drafting Oline.
>implying coleman was a bad pick
I wanted Treadwell, but Coleman is bretty gud desu
>>67184915
reached on Karl desu
>>67184915
no.
they drafted the best defense player in the draft
>>67184836
My team drafted Eli Apple. Not exactly dancing on the ceiling.
>>67184945
lel
I don't mind replacing Travis Benjamin with a small speedy guy, but I really wanted a 6'3 Treadwell.
>>67184915
you succeeding in angering a lot of teams that wanted to trade back into the first to take joseph late
Atlanta Falcons
Keanu Neal, SS, Florida
Literally Travis Benjamin 2.0 except with unreliable hands
>>67184966
The all new Apple Eli. Think Differently.
>>67184982
I coulda sworn he said Keanu Neo
>>67184915
If their pick can be healthy then they stole the first round. If not then
>Raiders
>>67184982
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH
>>67184977
We'll get Thomas or Boyd at 32.
Or MAYBE, if we're lucky as fuck, Doctson.
>inb4 another WR
I actually predicted Neal to the Falcons the other day.
I don't know why they passed on Lawson and Myles Jack, but I like Neal a lot so I'm okay with this.
Lake on suicide watch
Treadwell to the Colts
>>67185005
Do you want me to kill myself?
Tunesil was the best offensive player how the fuck did he fall to 13? If it's cause of weed that's stupid because literally every single black prospect smokes weed
Indianapolis Colts
Ryan Kelly, C, Alabama
>>67185054
I literally predicted Neal yesterday.
I'm very okay with this.
Dolphin fan here. Just tuned in. Who we get??
>>67185107
>le weed man
He's coming home lads to Minnesota
>>67185030
I don't think so, they should go Defense.
Damn Jon Gruden is the only reason this is even watchable that dude knows so much about football
>>67185078
post poof then at least when baltiniggers brag they post screenshots
>>67185072
>Weed
>Posting it online
>Getting suspended a couple times in college
>Multiple injuries
I'd have drafted Ricky Williams again before I drafted him.
Ole Miss is about to get FUCKED with this Tunsil Instagram shit
>>67185107
there's literally a revolving display for every team's selection being broadcast right now, in addition to any miami dolphin related sports page, social media, and google
why the fuck are you asking this question
>Ogbah
>>67185169
Shhhh
>"Keanu Neal was a mistake"-Dan Quinn October 2016
>>67185161
the instagram stuff looks fake though, how would someone get into his Iphone unless it was the federal govm't
>>67185169
panthers will take him if he's available
>>67185201
hahahaha this made me laugh
Ryan Kelly's mom though
>>67185146
what kind of fucker screencaps his own shift
19.) Buffalo Bills
Shaq Lawson, DE, Clemson
>>67185223
Are you kidding? Phones are probably the least secure device out of every device.
holy shit the bills havent made the playoffs in 17 years, how is that even possible
who wants to trade for this man
>>67185297
dude the government just spent over a million dollars do hack an i phone and you're tellin me some random dude hacked his phone
>>67185283
so when you try to brag about right about something you actually have proof you fucking paste eater
football in ass
Tell me about Decker /sp/
>>67185146
This is Lake you're talking to man, she still hasn't shoved the football up her ass. Fuck man I was on /ck/ a few months back and they were making fun of Lake, no one trusts anything she says
>>67185304
hmm thats about the length of tom bradys career what a coinkydink
WEW LAD TUNSIL'S INSTA BLOWING UP OLE MISS SANCTIONS OUT THE ASS INCOMING BRUH
>>67185406
for what? distributing weed?
uuuuhhhh Im gonna sa if not Lycnh then Darron Lee
yo how did they have all those pictures of the clemson players ready, is this draft pre planned?
>>67185432
Try taking money from his coaches.
>>67185365
>>67185389
Fine here
I called this shit exactly
I've been talking up Neal lately too.
Jets really need a QB
>>67185514
Damn that was some quick fix on MS paint
>>67185406
>>67185488
Holy shit. He made somebody really mad.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BExCmJ6Bxw_
>>67185435
>>67185563
bucs got what you need
>>67185514
good job big man now just shove football in ass and your internet cred will finally be out of the red
so tired but so close to vikings pick
>>67185594
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/Lake/page/3/
>tfw I'm cool with the Saints pick
I hope he works out. It's a need after all.
>>67184915
No, their secondary is elite as fuck now with a great pass rush.
>>67184966
i think they took him just because 'duuuhhhhh the lass guy name eli we draffted wuz gud'
>>67185617
>>67185514
No one cares, until you shove that football up your ass nothing you say matters
New York Jets
Darron Lee, OLB, Ohio State
>>67185606
swedecuck your snapchat thingy was full of libshits lol
>>67185647
And they didn't even draft him. That's how much Jerry Reese sucks.
>>67185606
>swede supporting the vikings
This booing of Jewdell is hilarious
>9 more picks
pls god
Man the first round is so boring, it should be mandatory to choose one of QB, WR, RB, or Kicker in the 1st.
Bets the Seahawks trade down?
wasn't myles jack supposed to be a top 5 pick?
Why do teams need 5 minutes for a pick?
This is taking forever
Redskins traded to Texans wtf
>>67185777
>kicker
lmfao
Im guessing MacKensie Alexander
>>67185808
trades
Who's gonna take paxton Lynch
>>67185808
Trade offers, best player available changes.
>>67185807
Yea, where did he go again?
I'm thinking Lynch to Denver, but damn, Lynch has BUST written all over him.
>>67185819
Texans getting cucked
>>67185630
Falcons and Saints are both picking smart. Honestly Rankins may be the best DT in the draft and he's a fit. Neal is the best SS in the draft and he's the perfect fit.
Still a little peaved that Lawson was passed on, but my draft board for the Falcons was
1. Floyd
2. Lawson
3. Neal
WR probably
fuggggg
>>67185844
Texans if anyone. Nobody else needs him. Otherwise hes 2nd-7th round
>tfw qt3.14 GM
>>67185844
Someone that's really fucking stupid and their team is poorly ran. Look for the Browns to trade up for him.
>>67185837
Even making it 4 minutes per team would save half an hour
>>67185807
Top5-10 yea but he has a fracture warranting possible surgery and got demoted
Daily Reminder: Patriots are so OP the league cheats and take away our drafts. we will still win super bowl this year.
Stream where?
>>67185890
Texans spent way too much money on Brock to get a QB
>>67185877
has quinn retired the beasly experiment yet?
The team that picks hackenberg wins the draft...either Dallas or Arizona
>>67184885
I thought bills picked him
Houston Texans (from Redskins)
Will Fuller, WR, Notre Dame
>>67185844
Someone with an old QB based on what they're saying about his skill set. Maybe Denver if Philly is being retarded with Bradford
>>67185896
>cutting out commercial time
5 players from Ohio State in top 20 picks but they didn't win the college championship, is Urban Meyer an idiot?
>Ted Ginn hands
kek screen cap that pls
Oswego is going to shit the bed in hueston
Another pick, another fuckable black man
>>67185942
Nah he's playing Sam probably. He finished the season really strong, don't you remember that game against the Panthers?
Bengals please trade up and get Treadwell
Im gonna say AShawn Robinson
damn does ted ginn suck that much to have his hands be roasted
>>67185980
They won 2 years ago
>>67185940
lol i thought brock was still on the broncos i have not paid attention to any of the offseason. Maybe the broncos will take paxton or cook then.
>>67186012
lol what
>>67186012
Can you please commit sudoku already you gross tranny faggot? No one gives a fuck about what dicks you have coming or going in or on your body.
>>67186040
How many of these have you gotten
>>67186032
i was never invested in the details of that game. it manifests as a blur of memes in my mind
>>67186012
you have shit taste in black men
Racistskins are honestly pretty solid, they could use more O line though imo
>>67186094
just two after Goff-Wentz
very modest
will myles jack be drafted in the first round?
>>67185980
I think they got all lazy this year. Every one of the picks we're said to be worse last year than the year before. They weren't finishing their blocks, routes, tackles, etc.
Washington Redskins (from Texans)
Josh Doctson, WR, TCU
KEK
FUCK
>>67184867
Vikings confirmed for JACK
The only reason they started so many Cbs/safeties is cus of the crazy injury situation
>>67186212
YOU LIKE THAT?
I wish the Browns grabbed Doctson.
What's the likelihood of Treadwell falling to 32?
>>67186218
Happening
>ESPN youtube stream just went down
>copyright claim made by NFL
Vikings pls no Treadwell
http://thesportsdaily.com/johnny-manziel-watches-nfl-draft-at-bar-before-justin-bieber-concert/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=johnny-manziel-watches-nfl-draft-at-bar-before-justin-bieber-concert&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
>>67186119
He had the game winning strip sack, was chasing Cam from the Sam position all day while Clayborne was playing well in his natural spot.
DL coach says he should have moved him there all along. He's listed as a linebacker now. Sam is his more natural fit.
H A P P E N I N G
>>67186277
God that's depressing
>>67186240
I hope the R****** team plane crashes into a mountain.
>Treadwell or Spriggs
>>67186277
All he had to do was follow the damn train.
We vikes now
What is Washington doing? They just signed Norman. Defense has a chance to be really good. Build around Norman. Do what the Seahawks did and build a sick secondary first.
>>67186262
That's why you never get streams from reddit.
Minnesota Vikings
Laquon Treadwell, WR, Mississippi
Was trae waynes a bust?
>>67186376
WR is a good pick, now they have two guys who can stretch the field, Desean Jackson and this new nigga, it'll help out their run game too cus they have to respect the pass so much.
Does anyone know alot about Doctson?
L A M E M E
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>>67186458
ted ginn hands
>>67186376
When you have the Qb who just had one of the best seasons ever you cant go wrong giving him more weapons
Damn, I wanted to see Eli throwing to him.
Treadwell will be a Hall of famer. Cap this. I will. Even tripping for it
AP NFL @AP_NFL 7m7 minutes ago
Dolphins were aware of Tunsil video before #NFLdraft2016, say it's 2 years old.
>>67185360
they also spent half a billion to make a health care site that didn't work.
>bringing your kid on stage
>having a kid at that age
kek nig nogs
>>67186544
Damage control
>>67186544
Damage control
>>67186544
How about the screencaps of him taking payola?
>>67186380
the link was posted here, on /sp/
Sterling Shepard because muh no wrs
>>67186544
Told y'all Tanneskill leaked the video to get himself protection
ok I love the Treadwell pick my Minny
>>67186380
>tfw going to start doing my own streams for /sp/ only
>i know some faggots going to post it to leddit and get it killed
>>67186367
>I'm not upset
t. Saddest man in yankland
>>67186593
where do you think that came from bruh, every /sp/ stream except joowz and occasionally some /hoc/ vlc streams all come from reddit
>>67186569
>>67186572
fuck, I'm hiveminded with the pimply assed cross dresser
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 15s16 seconds ago
This is interesting… the #Titans and the #Cowboys are trying to come back into the first round. Could be wild at the end.
goddamn it panthers
if you trade your pick to one of these shit-tier teams...
good night lads!
>yfw vikings trade back into the first and draft Myles Jack
fuck I'm hiveminded with the worst /sp/ trip
>>67186697
hmmm and both need a real qb...
>The commercial that keeps coming on saying "Round 1 is done"
Whoever in the TV van should get a stern talking to.
Cincinnati Bengals
William Jackson III, CB, Houston
>>67186730
You're hiveminded with yourself? Are you counting the male and female sides as two different entities or something?
>>67184915
not yet, good pick in the first round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPTFREp8mUA
They drafted him just so the Steelers wouldn't.
Pittsburgh Steelers
Artie Burns, CB, Miami
inb4 cuck shit
>>67186818
SHE BURNS THE COAL
>>67186712
vikings would have the leagues best front 7 for the next few years if that happened
>>67186793
wait did this nigger actually died
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 44s45 seconds ago
The #AZCardinals & #KCChiefs are both clamoring to come up in the first round,
and the broncos traded up to 26
PAXTON
Broncos get Hackenberg I'm calling it
>>67186865
No football player has ever died on field from being hit.
It's another episode of Seattle trades down.
damnnnnn texans got a deep threat who drops balls for osweiler's weak arm
>Ogbah and Spences still on the board
Pls dont take my draftfus
>>67186910
Connor
Every time.
>>67186865
no but that guy was an olympic athlete. And that was Joseph's freshman year.
CONNOR COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
>Broncos trading up
>yfw Lynch is the next Elway
>>67186986
Lynch is going to chimp out and refuse to play for the team that drafts him?
http://deadspin.com/now-laremy-tunsils-instagram-has-posted-alleged-convers-1773740002
>Did you take money from your coaches?
>UM, DAT BES I HAS TO BES SAYIN YEAH!
>Agent pushes him off the stage
You got yourselves an actual retarded person, Miami.
Denver Broncos (from Seahawks)
Paxton Lynch, QB, Memphis
>booing a cancer survivor
kek
Anyone else find it really weird that the redskins traded down 1 spot with the texans and then also chose a WR? If you're set on WR wouldn't you take the best at the position you can?
>cancer survivor
>hair
Probably some rich kid's son
NFL Memes @NFL_Memes 18s18 seconds ago
REPORT: NE Patriots interested in taking Larry Tunsil's hacker with their pick. Sources say they're also scouting the cameraman.
>>67187089
Are you a turbo retard?
>>67187089
a fucking leaf
>>67187132
He's Canadian, no need to make it any worse. Just let it go.
>>67187117
lol
The fuck happened to Kunitz?
i hope they start throwing shit at goodell
Ragland
>>67187206
Honestly just throw goodell in the garbage.
>>67187217
JACK
>>67187089
See dude, health care is only as good as what you pay for it. Since americans have to pay, their healthcare actually saves lives instead of dying in the emergency room at the hospital like the rest of canada.
>maddox
>cutler
>tebow
>now lynch
That is not a good sign
>>67187217
That would be a very smart pick shit
>>67187217
Jack.
>>67186712
>Barr
>Perkins
>Jack
UCLA Elite Defense
>>67187250
oh I get it
I miss my mom
>mfw the Packers take Jack and it turns out he has a long, healthy career
Packers need defense bad
>Wanting an athlete due for microfracture surgery
Won't even last to his 5th year option
did anyone watch the last college game these UCLA "Pros" played? they got RAN THE FUCK OVER by 5-7 NEBRASKA
Who?
Green Bay Packers
Kenny Clark, DT, UCLA
THE WRONG UCLA GUY!
Shit
Fuck this team
Switching to hockey
Oh they picked ucla alright
>>67187217
I told you that the Packers weren't taking Ragland.
This is a much better pick though, crisis averted.
literally who
>2 more picks
who /butler/ here?
replacing Raji I guess
Sterling Shepard of Kevin Dodd
>>67187412
You're saying it as though ragland isn't the better player
I'm always disappointed initially at Ted Thompson's picks for GB every year, but they nearly always end up being good in the long run so I'll trust the pick
Come on, Ted, you fucking cunt, that was a reach. Should have taken Reed.
>There they posted screenshots of text messages between Tunsil and John Miller, assistant athletic director for football operations, in which Tunsil asks for money.
>“I made a mistake,” Tunsil said in a press conference. “That happened.”
>Pressed if that meant he had taken money from a coach, Tunsil said, ‘I’d have to say yeah.’
>While Tunsil was being asked if he had met with the NCAA, a NFL staffer stopped the press conference and escorted Tunsil to a room down the hall and closed the door.
>>67187348
5 years is probably the window we have with Rodgers so I'd take it if it was a productive 5 years.
>panic pick a DT after Raji retires
MUH BPA FUCK OFF TED
KC trades to 49ers
>>67187480
Someone hacked that nigga's brain.
should taken a TE DESU
>>67187480
>was that you smoking marijuana in the video?
>"Yes. I'm blessed"
FUCKING BQCK FROM WORK AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS STUPID FUCKING FRANCHISE IS SO GODDAMN RETARDED
WHY PICK FUCKING BOSA OVER RAMSEY
HES NOT JJWATT HE IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WATT
RAMSEY WAS THERE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Let's play a game called "which qb?"
49ers takng Cook
How many of you fell for his ruse?
>>67187463
He isn't.
Ragland is a 2 down thumper, that is all. You can find a good 2 down thumper in the 5th round.
Look, some people are saying "he is athletic! he could become a 3 down player!" but rarely, very rarely does a COLLEGE 2 down linebacker somehow learn how to cover and learn to play on ever down? It never happens.
Ragland is Curtis Lofton. I mean, that isn't bad Lofton has had a long NFL career so far. But he's not a first round player at all, the only reason he had any hype was because he played for Bama. If he played for a Big 10 team nobody would even know who he is.
>>67187480
Literally every bad thing that could have happened to him happened. I don't know how the fuck he got drafted.
>>67187517
Nah, Rodgers is developing decently and Jared cook is enough to help out, not worth wasting a 1st rd pick on when they have much bigger needs on the defensive side. I could see Ted picking one in the 3rdish round maybe
>>67187480
beautiful
he has nothing to hide now. none of that college shit matters to anyone but college shits.
A GUARD
Fucking 49's
>Shaw being allowed to shill for his player
Hmm. Unnecessary.
>the ride ever ends
The #49ers, at the cost 4th rounder and 6th rounder, trade up into the first round to select #Stanford G Joshua Garnett at No. 28
jesus fucking christ
>nanners
>>67187488
It's at best a productive 2 years
also
HOLY FUCK WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL OF THESE HOG MOLLIES
>THAT FUCKING TRADE
WHAT THE FUCK?
still holding out for Patriots to trade up and draft "star player"
>chip kelly
Why does Chip Kelly insist on these shit tier picks?
A 4th and a 6th
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck
Im gonna say since this shit is getting ridiculous Vadal Alexander
People really think this is a bad pick? Must not know the niners at all.
>>67187812
They def didn't have to trade up for it
2nd, 4th, 6th picks traded for a guard. Am I getting this right?
>panthers on the clock
Vernon Butler, come on down!
I'm just going to point out that Chip Kelly has nothing to do with the 49ers draft moves.
Trent Baalke is too much of a control freak to ever let Chip have any power.
>That posse
Great pick Arizona
At this point I think that Jaylon Smith will be taken before Myles Jack.
His injury just needs plenty of time and good rehab. Jaylon Smith isn't expected to return by 2016 but he's already recovering. With Jack he needs surgery during training camp and maybe he gets back on the field in 2017. Besides, Jaylon Smith has always been viewed as the better prospect, his stock only fell for the knee injury.
>>67187834
Rather be safe than sorry. Could easily have seen the Seahawks or chargers taking guards. They had quite a few extra picks anyway.
>shaw
>Nkemdiche
Hahahahahahahahahaha
>>67187888
I think if any coach can help him it's Arians
>>67187659
Why not? 4th and 6th rounders are shit. You don't need 15 rookies morons you can only sign 52 guys.
AShawn Robinson
>>67187941
Either him, Reed or Ogbah
Any chances they take a wideout?
Ogbah trust me Gettleman let me look at his board
>>67187973
Its Ver non Butler
30.) Carolina Panthers
Vernon Butler, DT, Louisiana Tech
>>67187939
Maybe because he was a late second, maybe third round pick?
>>67187981
Fuck off Charlie
>>67188062
I disagree. He was the best player on an O line that manhandled pretty much everyone. Hell they made a small white guy look like a decent running back
I think that is gonna end up being a huge steal for Arizona.
>>67187981
You're taking a WR.
Still processing the Chiefs 49ers trade but I keep coming to the conclusion that Chip Kelly is an absolute madman
>>67188102
I like Nkemdiche, honestly the character stuff doesn't phase me because he's really smart.
>>67188109
>what a fag
the pick was made 5 minutes ago
don't you have a football to shove up your ass?
>>67188126
to be fair, Garnet is one of the best Guards in the draft
it was a good pick up but trading that much for the #28 spot was retarded
>>67188062
Never saw him go in the third. Always saw him mocked early second. I like that they're being aggressive and made sure they got who they wanted.
>>67188109
Do you even Hog Molly?
Shit Gman can trade up in the second and nab one of the remaining guys
>>67188126
Chip Kelly had nothing to do with the trade.
Trent Baalke is not sharing any power with Chip Kelly and has a hard on for interior linemen, D-linemen, linebackers and running backs.
Based Chip working the marks
They gotta be taking Miles Jack
Dafaq? Thought Carolina was stacked at DT with Star and Short
>another DT
>>67188146
>jumping out a window to avoid being caught with a bit of weed
>failing drug tests
>calling out teammates after you're caught with weed
>smart
>>67188197
The game is won at the line.
inb4 the Giants trade up to the first pick of the second round again tomorrow like they did last year if Jack isn't picked
>Dolphins play Cardinals on December 11
>420b Owl
>watch this fucking shit show of a first round
>remember that the greatest player in NFL history was drafted in the sixth round
>>67188197
>what is a rotation
This will guarantee 2 elite DTs are on the field at any given time
>>67188197
they are now even more stacked.
that front seven is now even more nasty
Josh Norman is gonna regret leaving*
*=playing wise not money wise.
>>67188109
POOTBALL IN BUSSY
>>67188244
>>67188221
IIRC both star and short are free agents after this season so the pick makes sense now. They're letting one of them walk
The #Seahawks use their pick and address a huge need: At No. 31 they select #TAMU OT Germain Ifedi. Steal one from the #Browns at 32.
and its over
rip jack
>>67188299
They picked up Stars 5th year option and they are going to extend Short which is a reason why they didn't want to sign Norman to a BEEG contract.
>No Miles Jack
Wew, Browns are trade happy too, picks movin tonight boys.
Evan Doherty @YSportsEvan 1m1 minute ago
All 3 Alabama players invited to the #NFLDraft will still be on the board for Day 2.
TOP LEL
>>67188374
pls dolphins trade up
>>67188299
>IIRC both star and short are free agents after this season
'no'
>>67188378
come on bama players have a long history of busting
e!spn only did it for the MUH SEC SEC
>>67188378
Ragland, Henry and who?
>>67188415
A'Shawn Robinson
Should I be excited for Nkimdiche? He's gonna be on the line with calais, chandler jones and froste rucker
>>67188460
yes
>>67188460
make sure you lock all the windows
>>67188378
They can use their tears for lube tonight when they're having the usual Alabama nightly buttfucking party.
>>67188460
You faggots were my pick to win the owl next season. Now you're still my pick and also only need to score ten points a game to win.
Arizona is stacked on D.
>>67185925
>League Cheats
>Patriots get caught cheating multiple times
>Get a slap on the wrist
>Again
If the League had balls, they would have banned Belicheat and Brady for an entire year.
>>67188554
>>67188486
>>67188482
I saw some people say he's a poor man's Suh, is that his ceiling or is he a pass rusher?
Chiefs gonna get myles jack tomorrow
>>67188299
>what is a rotation
