Rainy series finale edition
Josh Tomlin (2-0, 1.54 ERA)
vs.
Jose Berrios (MLB Debut)
Get in here bros
this sport is dead
Can we not choke and beat ourselves tonight please
who /forever .500/ here?
>>67153351
Just like your relationship with your father
>>67153390
Forever .500 would be a vast improvement for >us
>>67153511
if the Tribe can stay around .500 until Carrasco comes back, >we could make a run in the second half. I don't think for a second that Chicago is gonna keep it up all year.
>>67153560
Probably not. I actually do think >we can get back to .500, but 0-9 and playoff hopes are already dead. I'd say sell at the trade deadline, but the Twins either have hot garbage nobody wants or guys that will be part of the future
>>67153390
Here, bracing for the sweep.
let's go burrito
LET'S GO
LMAO SANTANA IS THE BEST BASERUNNER EVER
>>67154212
dat leadoff hitter speed
nice RISP hitting IDIOTS
gonna be another one of those struggles against a rookie making his debut episodes
Smooth still broken
this team stinks
SANO
A
N
O
Wow, I sure am glad we got Tomlin on the roster, who's been with us forever and never shown any fucking signs of being anything more than a below average starter at best.
But you know...we still got the best pitching lineup in all of baseball, so I'm not worried.
Can we just forfeit now and get to the off day?
>>67154642
No, we have to score 2 in the 8th to make a game of it before leaving the tying run on 3rd in the 9th with nobody out. And you're going to fucking like it
>>67154720
Except the tying run will actually score because it's the Twins bullpen
And then the Twins walk off yet again, thus sparking a hot streak much like the Yankees do after they play >us
>>67154642
I think it's been pretty well proven that if the other team scores first, the indians might as well just give up.
>>67154720
Better than I expect cause I'm expecting a shutout.
Nice play but can't even get excited about it
Is it really just >April?
>>67154810
It's definitely happening. Followed by another sweep. Get the cyanide ready.
>>67155162
>getting swept by philly
if it's gonna happen to anyone it'll be Cleveland
>>67155162
Save some for me when the Stors win the Stan Lee and then the Cavs win the NBA, thus cementing Minnesota as the new Cleveland
Santana is ELITE
ugh my radio is playing two stations at the same time and I can't touch it
>>67155258
>Santana is currently the definitive most productive player in the lineup
>>67155226
>Cavs win the NBA
Not happening now - Bieber cursed us.
pls sac fly at least
>>67155315
TheBron is stronger than the Beebs
FRANKIE
HOW
DOES
HE
DO
IT
>no shutout
Thank you, Frankie.
Can we do anything without injuring a player?
TIME FOR DOCTOR SMOOTH COME BACK HOME RUN PLS
>>67155362
Maybe it won't count since he was wearing a #6 like a bandwagonfag.
MORE LIKE DR. ROUGH
>>67155469
Good Juan.
>>67155469
He only just came back. He'll rough up Twins by the next series
>bunt pop up
>>67155603
Doziers all star appearance cursed him
He hasnt been the same since
I want to believeland
YOU COCKSUCKER
Come on babyface...
Naquin best hitter again
You can stay, Naquin
[believing intensifies]
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH TIE GAME THERE'S HOPE
>>67156135
FRANTHISCO
>>67156226
All that laboring Berrios did in the early innings finally caught up to him
Would you attempt a suicide squeeze here?
Lindor!
GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE
TWENTY THREE
lmao!
good at-bat though
ayyyy lmao lmao
That was not very smooth of you Rosario
Smooth error!
WELCOME BACK
SMOOTH SPEED
Keep the train moving!
SCCCOOORRRRRREEEEE
Yeah, way to start playing well after you already lost the series.
I swear to fuck, this shit might as well be scripted. it's the same goddamn shit over and over for years!
>>67156791
We'll be above .5 and Christ, there are a couple games left to the season
>>67156791
The playing wasn't the problem in this series, it was the pitching not locking down early and late.
who /allinonCavs/ here?
>>67156934
Present
>>67156934
Aren't we all?
>>67156934
Here
oh boy
Unfortunately this game isn't over yet...
Tomlin don't, we need you
Wew you tomlin fuck
fuck goddam fuck fuckfukcufck dozier fuck
Whew
![[GLOWY MAGIC BUNNIES INTENSIFIES].png](https://i.imgur.com/u22wMdI.png "[GLOWY MAGIC BUNNIES INTENSIFIES].png")
YOU'VE GOT THIS JOSH
wew lad
Time to buy some insurance lads
NA
QUIN
ELITE
>PEOPLE WANTED TO TRADE SANTANA
LE SOLO SHOT KOREAN
this shit here is why we can't have nice things.
asian meme magic
FUCK YOU TOMLIN WE'RE GOING TO LOSE AGAIN
Getting nervous...
>bringing in Crockett now
Ugh idk if I like it
le one out man
WHEW
This is Fien.
Gonna lose
First hit of the season.
Zmac with the range
Fuck you shitallister
Oh god it's happening again
>Park with runners on base
Yeah, not gonna happen ;_;
WHEW!
>>67158874
Indeed.
Fucking ZMac making shit way harder than it has to be
REALLY TIME FOR INSURANCE RUNS GUYS
Walking Mauer and Sano might have given the Tribe the win. They probably won't even get up in the 9th
>>67158919
I want 4+ insurance runs to feel even a little bit safe about this game.
Or don't score any keep making me sweat...
>Shaw
Welp.
>Shaw
>probably Allen
pls
If Shaw allows a baserunner this inning, Twins will win in the 9th
>>67159337
I have no doubt that Allen will allow a hit, and Mauer will get the walkoff.
>>67159439
>Mauer
>clutch hitting
He'll probably draw another walk like he did last game
Which would be fine, but can we get more meme magic out of Sano
Kip stop STRIKING OUT
Pls get this run in
STOP LOOKING AT STTIKE THREE ASSHOLE
These umps have sucked all series.
Chicken Al pls
inb4 yet another walkoff
Ass
Okay, you can call the game for rain anytime now...
Wow, Allen is on today
gg Tribebros, good series
that was the first time I've ever been content with Allen's pitching.
WEW LADS gg Twins finally a win. Above .500 again! offday then off to Philly!
WINDIANS
GG Twins
>>67160130
Off day for us to see the latest Browns draft busts tomorrow night.
>>67160169
I'm not paying much if any attention to the draft because of just that. 100% they'll be busts
>>67160239
They'll trade back again, then use those picks to maximize the busts. #analytics
>>67160322
Swear it happens that way every year. Too easy to predict
>>67160369
I always liked how they say, "The Browns can't afford to screw the draft up this year," and yet they always do.
>>67160492
and they always talk about having a ton of picks from trading down yet they go nowhere
