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first for rat
second for reddithawks being swept in 7
>>67148469
aliens
What happened to aliumbowl?
What's she thinking about?
Islanders will win the Up
>>67148545
went the way of kippers butt
>>67148550
Unripe memes
sixth for chireddiitthawks
Let's hear your ideas for how to increase scoring. Beloved NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman wants more goals and needs your help
>>67148545
lads had too much fun and mods banned
n'th for any dog below 20kg is not a dog
>>67148610
i still like my multipuck idea
>>67148582
>tfw I rolled bill for the country pool and the royal mars rumble
>rags
>>67148706
Stale gimmick, should abandon it and create a new one or talk about hockey
>kongs
>>67148755
stale team, should abandon them and talk about hockey
>>67148610
Why do people want to increase scoring? The fucking pad size for goalies is fine
>>67148755
>mad
>at stale gimmicks
>>67148752
>>67148769
>shitcongo
>>67148820
what about stale pubsubs?
Sibylla > Publix
>>67148816
something something these kids with their low attention span something something
>>67148816
>The fucking pad size for goalies is fine
speaking of traps, is rags the only trap team left
>>67148880
>mustard
which one /hoc/?
>>67149061
>König ohne Ring will fade into irrelevance
>rags
feels good
>>67149061
>michelinman
kek
Reminder: no team has won back to back cups (without asterisks) since the red wings in 1997 and 1998
>>67149125
Based RuRu
And if you really wanted to increase scoring, which is a dumb fucking idea, the most cost effective way would be to widen the net by 2 inches
>>67149241
make the nets football sized
>>67149279
Football's are pretty small m8
dANG IT
>>67148610
I say your idea is stupid. But streamlining goalies' arms and shoulders sounds reasonable to me.
>>67149241
increased ice size while maintaining current rules imo
>>67149061
Next season will be a riot, get used to trailing by 6 goals, >rags.
>>67148610
>smaller goalie pads and sweaters
>make the net a couple inches wider and a couple inches taller - goalies today are a lot bigger and taller than they used to be yet the net is still the same size
>>67149370
rule that only manlets can be goalies frankly
can't wait for ducks to advance
>>67149423
Bishop blown the fuck out
>>67149565
SIX
>>67149565
He's going to style on NYI tonight.
>>67149675
Hope he takes a puck to the face and has to leave.
>the pad sizes are fine
Hey cuck fans
5 hours 13 minutes until puckdrop on the last game of your season
>>67148703
What's that?
>being such a Rangers hater that you try to invent new rules to prevent Lundqvist dominance
>>67149781
every time you hit the post, another puck gets thrown in
>cucked /hoc/ still mad at rangers
embarassed for you niggers
>>67149820
Would watch but entirely meme/10
>>67149805
>no ring
>dominance
wew
>>67148610
>be told defense wins championchips for decades
>all minor leagues focus on defense first
>teams normally focus on finding a good goalie, good defensemen, and good centers before worrying about wingers that can score
ge i wonder why goal scorers are hard to find nowadays
>>67149847
Explain the Edmonton oilers
>>67149750
>Yfw the ducks actually win a game 7 at home against your shitty team.
>>67149834
>rags
>>67149868
>shit team
>shit franchise
>shit fans
>shit coaching
your scissors can't compete with a league that is made up almost entirely of rocks
>>67149847
That's why the Great 8 is literally the goat but he doesn't get the respect he deserves
>>67148610
Honestly, I think it might be fun to suspend the time-honored tradition of legalized icing during PP and see what happens.
>>67149907
selanne?
>only garbage games today
How many transgendereds do you think he beat up on the way home that night?
>>67149913
or make it so they have to get it atleast pas their own blue line to ice it.
that would actually be a great change though
>>67149347
So making it easy to keep attackers in bad angles and out of the slot?
>>67149934
>yfw Shaw is on the analslime or shitsberg roster next year and has to deal with booty blasted SJWs protesting outfront of every game
>>67148469
who would win in a hockey match
aliens or earth
>>67149917
Alexander
>>67150022
no his first name is teemu
>>67150010
Depends. will you be motivating earthlings with pictures your bum?
>>67149934
Just imagine if they were playing Tampa...
new futures for today
who does /hoc/ think is over/under valued?
>>67150033
Ovechkin
>>67150083
jesus christ his name is Teemu Selänne am I being trolled?
>islels
inb4 salty Detoilet nigger with his stale, forced tranny memes
>>67150078
lightning are overvalued imo
>>67150078
I do not understand odds at all
>>67150109
the tranny memes are almost as stale as publix sandwich bread
>>67150078
I think the Stars are a bit over.
>>67150078
>pens and caps have 2 best odds and are playing each other
gamblers are all stupid the bookie wins no matter what
>>67150109
>transphobic Islanders fan detected
>>67148610
3 on 3 at all times
>>67150078
Pens should be 1/1
>>67149805
>dominance
>chased in half the games of his last series
>http://nwhl.co/defenseman-gagliardi-re-signs-with-boston-pride/
>National Womens Hockey League
>Defenseman signed to a 1 year contract
>$14,000
>fourteen
>thousand
>Dollars
holy shit, you cant live on that
>a fucking car
>>67150282
Jesus christ I make more a year working my part time grocery store job.
>>67150282
vote for bernie to raise the minimum wage then faggot
>>67150083
Ovechkin doesn't get respect because he hasn't set up anyone else's goal in like 5 years.
>Finnish defenders
>Maätta
>Ristolinen
>Honka
>Jokipaka
>Swedish defenders
>Karlsson
>OEL
>Klefbom
>Brodin
>>67150301
80 games x 3 hours of labor each = $58.00/hour, which is drastically overvaluing a female athlete.
>>67150282
oh shit, they only play 18 games, october to february
I mean, still
>>67150308
Finland wins again :)
>>67150308
haha sweden btfo
thank you canada bro
>>67150383
you have to get paid for traveling and practices anon kun
What does the Blue's first round MVP plan on doing for the series with the Stars?
post slags
>>67150402
Again,
>expecting to earn a living
>doing something no one wants to consume
Well okay, i want to be a professional oral recipient in porn who only has to do 20 shoots per year, but for some reason, hot women are the only people who make any money doing it. Who gives a fuck. Go get a dayjob.
>>67150442
>tfw no one on the right gf
>>67150455
>mad at NWHL
i dont get it
>>67150424
>So salty and delusional that reddithawks fans now ignore the entire board calling them the refhawks due to preferential treatment throughout the series
It's time for you to go watch your first cubs game and start bandwagoning on them buddy, hockey season is over for you.
>>67150482
the way to pronounce NWHL is narwhal
>ywn go home to your country singer waifu
How did a shitty 4th liner get with her?
>>67150482
Why would I be mad about it? It seems like the pay scheme is fair. It's annoying to hear this recent surge in what is (if you want to get technical, anti-feminist) bullshit about women being able to be paid the same as men for doing the same task worse and in a less popular way.
I have no problem with it, just keep shit as it is.
>>67150455
Actually gay porn pays quite well. "Gay for pay" really is a thing.
>>67150515
I bet they have similar bank accounts.
>>67150515
Looks like a Thai ladyboi
>>67150424
Corey Crawford literally got a powerplay for leaving the crease and starting shit with someone who didn't do anything but get pushed into him, and people think the refs were on the Blues side
>>67150537
you talk like a fag
>>67150537
I'm not saying that at all, i'm just saying $14k is like nothing, even for 4 months of work
it's just interesting that they make less as professional athletes than my dad does in a shitty office all day
I dont know what kind of caliber player she is, but it still seems incredibly low
i mean I guess the AHL minimum is $90k, so its not far off
just surprising is all
>>67150556
I disagree. Color me unimpressed.
FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND
>New Panthers logo
Absolutely disgusting
>>67150559
reputation interference call because the blues have a history of gooning on tendies imo
>>67150605
you could have already looked up this shit so quickly rather than being a retard on here
>AHL minimum is $90k
stupid faggot
do you even know what a fucking period or paragraph is?
stop fucking posting
>>67150625
Funny, because /r/hockey agrees with you! Now fuck off back there.
>>67150559
>>67150502
>disallowed goal
>>67150640
i will
not stop
posting
if i dont
feel like it
cunt
>>67150641
how do you know
>>67150664
dont you know that the hot memery is to call everything reddit?
pretty reddit of you not to know that
>>67150619
finland mentioned
>>67150664
because im not a normie cuck reddiTURD like you, now you have to go back
Why do shit teams like the Lightning make it so far but teams like the Wild get bounced in the first or second
>>67150656
fine you'll fit in with this retard >>67150641 because neither of you know anything about hockey
>reddithawks
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
@67150710
(You)
>>67150709
>least
c'mon perds
c'moooonnnnnn
>>67150724
wtf kinda statement is that toews and the whole team must be idiots
>>67150709
Luck. Lots of luck. They faced a team that was pretty much on par with them that played like crap for the first 2 games. Despite the Wings improving while Tampa regressed Tampa's goaltending > Detroit's ability to score.
>>67150709
>lightning
>shit
>>67149125
Zimmerman is a preds fan? Well their fanbase just gained respect in my eyes
>>67150800
Detroit is exponentially worse than any team that was in the playoffs. Boston would have been a better team
>>67150301
>voting for sanders
they sell sanders at home depot i'd rather vote for, senpai
>>67150832
How does this have anything to do with them winning in 5 or their playing ability
>>67150825
Nah, Boston probably would have got swept in 4. While Detroit didn't get the results they desired they were at least a formidable opponent for the Lightning. That says a lot about the quality of the Tampa team.
If you're a casual it's easy to just say "well they won" but if you look at the quality of play in those last few games you can see there's a lot left to be desired.
>>67150849
>/pol/ picture
>talking like a nigger
kids keep getting dumber don't they?
>>67150851
dont bother trying to reason with chiraq niggers
>>67150873
Spotted the self loathing low energy fuccboi
>>67150886
>being this dumb
>>67150873
>hating on blackposting
>>67150873
DUDE FREE
>>67150871
Detroit played well 2 out of 5. I'm shocked Boston choked that hard though, they really looked like a formidable team for a while
>>67150825
>Boston would have been better
>Didn't even make the playoffs
Don't you have bombs to detect Marty.
Wings played just as good as Tampa t b h. Bishop is just fucking huge. Hitting 3 bars in a row from game 4-5 doesn't help either.
>>67150895
weak projection
>the incredibly salty hawks hater who spams anytime they're mentioned
>>67150912
It was a good series and Detroit had some good looks, but overall they got outplayed. Why is the Detroit PP so bad anyway?
>>67150305
Talking about goal scoring
>>67150933
Tampa PP was arguably just as bad until game 4. Wings PK just dropped. And i wouldn't say Tampa blatantly out played them, but obviously they won the series. It should have gone to 7 imo but yeah, better team won. Playing howard was a fucking retard move as well, Petr was a wall. It took a stupid play to kill his B2B shutout.
>>67150927
sounds a lot like you, the incredibly salty and annoying cryers/devlels poster than spams anytime their mom lets them
>>67150933
It wasn't that bad before the playoffs. Also Tampa's was fucking atrocious before the playoffs. In the first two games Tampa's power play was on fire and the refs made sure they had plenty of chances to demonstrate it.
It could be that in both of those games a bunch of penalties were called on Detroit early in the game, then on Tampa later in the game. They had to spend a lot of energy trying to pk then were just worn out once they were given a chance.
Tampa's power play in that last game though, that was fucking hilarious.
>>67150977
Tampa PP has always been shit. Idk it wasn't much worse than 2 1:30+ 5 on 3 that weren't scored on
>mfw Sabretooths kill the Ducks tonight
>>67151000
what time is it in eurosomalia?
aren't you sleepy?
>>67151016
>american education
>tfw puck drop at 7pm, and have to be at the airport at 430 tomorrow morning.
God damn it
>>67151025
where you going friend :3
>>67151016
it's almost midnight and yes i am sleepy
by the time i wake up, it will be 2nd or third period in that game
i have a 300 word essay due by 7pm tonight but I really want to watch this hockey game. can anyone help me write this story on what I am going to do over my summer break?
I would really like to work going to the ducks victory parade into it but I'm not certain they will win yet
>>67149930
where did you find this picture m8
>>67151016
>not completely annihilating your sleep rhythm and lowering your output at work for ploffs hockey
Weakling 2bh
>>67151036
just turn in >rags x 300
>>67150248
I don't know who you are but I love your work and wish for more of it.
>>67150968
Being THIS assblasted over >your team
>>67151032
Arizona for a week. Uncle is terminal so gonna say good bye and go to the science center in Phoenix.
>>67151135
Master bait m8
>>67151145
he was a faggot anyway
>>67151145
RIP anon's uncle
>>67151135
You haven't even scouted him yet
>>67151155
Well he did drugs hardcore and drank a fuck ton. so yeah kind of. This shit is his own doing. Wish the coyotes were playing so I could see them lose first hand
>>67151135
definitely edmonton scouting there
>>67150619
BINLAND
I
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L
A
N
D
>>67151191
my uncle in arizona died a few years ago too. had a heart attack and lived out on a ranch so it took an ambulance like 45 minutes to get there lmao
>>67151155
>le edgy post because I'm on 4chan
Nice try Reddit
>>67150634
Twice in the series Shaw went skates first into Elliott, that didn't happen to Crawford once so I don't buy it being a reputation call. It's just shit reffing like we've seen all season and it's gotten worse in the playoffs
>>67151203
Do not give the Finns (You)s, if you don't stop I WILL report you to the meme police
>>67150709
> Implying the Wild aren't a shit team
>>67150406
>>67150420
>delusion
I thought the lotto was tonight? Where would it be aired, it's not on my TV
Was it just me or did an NBCSN analyst call Tarasenko an "inbred superstar"?
>>67151310
>le Wild are bad meme
>Vladimir Trannysenko
>>67151346
They might not be bad per se but they're definitely closer to shit than elite.
>>67151380
That's just false
>>67151380
from the thumbnail I hoped it was the lady in the van backing over the guy on the fatso mobile
>>67151346
They were the worst team to make the playoffs, even detroit or >rags could have beaten them in 6 or 7, Dallas would have swept them if Seguin was healthy.
I'm sorry sir, I'm not very good with cars. What is this one called again?
>>67151357
>tranpa gay trying to deflect trannyness from tranpa to st louis
not so fast, tranny, i caught you in the act!
>>67151346
They are a bad team.
Source: I'm a wild fan
>>67151393
And the Wild would have won in 6 if Parise was healthy
>>67151325
I know CBC is airing it. I thought it's at 7pm though and that's when the trannies vs a car game is on.
>>67151396
John Toyota, overtime hero.
>>67151396
Forcing it multiple times a day
>>67151415
Lel, actually I'm a wings fan. Just thought it was funny desu senpai
>>67151416
Fuck off Firecuck, never use my OC again REEEE
>>67151438
>tranpa gay making it completely obvious by false flagging as a wongs fan
>that butthurt
>>67151428
Please don't kill this thread
>>67151418
>pedosotans actually believe this
>>67151418
If the wild are better than Dallas then why didn't they finish 1st in the division? They limped into a wildcard spot because they aren't nearly as good as teams like Dallas or the Blues
I'm so excited for this game tonight /hoc/. After tonight nobody's going to post that stupid car meme again.
>>67151493
nice try bishop
tavares gonna run you down
>>67151493
not so fast publix memer
>>67151494
>>67151494
>>67151494
>>67151493
I like the car meme and I'm a Tampa fan
>>67151493
>he doesn't like the car meme
>>67151522
stop forcing it 3 times a thread for no reason then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RdPvsj7fNM
Islanders vs Lightning stream here at 7PM.
>>67148610
Start the game by giving each player on the team a goal. This will add thousands of scorings over the season.
Anyone else /cheering for a team that's never won the cup before/ ?
Lets go caps/blues/sharks/preds
>>67151562
same
>>67151493
>after tonight
>sandwichfag confuses game1 victory with a series win
>thinking I won't personally post that car in every single lightning thread from now until eternity
Just had to let you guys know there's 3 waifus outside my window dancing. Today was very active
>>67151562
Caps
They deserve it anyway
>>67151562
Blues Caps final hopefully
>neither duck or preds made it to the start of the 2nd round
lmao just how shit can two teams be
Thoughts?
>>67151595
>YA OVI DESERVES HIS CUP FOR YEARS OF VULTURE POOPOO PP GOALS FROM THE CIRCLES NOT BACKCHECKING AND LEAVING HIS FEET FOR EVERY HIT
t.caps fan
Does anyone have any predictions on what happens with Shattenkirk at the end of this season? Contract is up after next year and the Blues don't have the cap space to re-sign him without a bit of a clear out
>>67151659
He'll probably want to play hockey somewhere and someone will probably pay him to
>>67151652
Riggidy rekt
>>67151688
Will he get enough to finally afford hair plugs?
>>67151629
I think you should fuck off
>>67151629
Kill yourself
>>67151761
>>67151761
>>67151761
BOLTS V ISLANDERS GAME 1 THREAD
>>67151777
theres already a thread num nuts
>>67151494
>>67151494
>>67151494
>>67151494
>>67151713
fortune is unclear
>>67151740
Sorry, did you not want honest thoughts?
>>67151803
well fuck me
>>67151652
Still better than everyone else
>>67151629
>mild
>>67151828
And he'll still retire without a cup
There should literally be no NHL teams below this line.
Any that currently exist should either be eliminated or moved to a city with some semblance of winter/hockey culture.
You literally cant prove me wrong in any way.
>yfw malkin makes ovi choke on his superior russian cock and the pongs win the stan lee
>>67151852
Montana team when
>>67151851
A cup is just the cherry on top he can retire right now and still be one of the greatest ever try harder
>>67151818
if you have a feminine penis im down
>>67151863
What would you name a team in Billings?
>>67151866
Dan Marino with missing teeth
>>67151866
>greatest ever
>with no cup
henrik don't you have a golf game to get to?
>>67151853
Being drafted second was pretty cool
>>67151883
The meth addicts
>>67151883
Bridgers
>>67151892
So was winning the cup in 09 :^)
Anyone know what size jersey I should order for my realdoll? I've always had fantasies of sleeping with a woman wearing nothing but a jersey but this seems like it would be just as good.
Lets go Islanders!
>be ducks fan
>shit on sharks fans about choking
>post Jumbo meems
>my team might be the choke artist now
Is this karma for my shitposting? I'm nervous.
>>67151891
I said one of, seriously try harder
>>67151866
If you can't build a cup winning team when you've got a player like Ovechkin you shouldn't be allowed to be a GM
>>67151911
Cups don't matter according to that retard
>>67151917
>my team might be the choke artists now
>might be the choke artists now
>might be
>might
>0-3 in game 7s under poodreau
get out of here
>>67151911
He didn't win it the team did
>>67151883
The Billings Binlanders
>>67151941
LMAO
Malkin Cups = 1
Ovechkin Cups = 0
>>67151950
Brouwer Cups = 1
Ovechkin Cups = 0
Cups only show who is on the better team
>>67151931
Yeah team so how is that ovi fault
>round 2 starting right now
>round 1 still has a game starting in 3 hours
who made this schedule?
>>67151933
Never said that keep making stuff up
>>67151852
I don't think you quite grasp the concept of how business works, and the NHL is a buisness
>>67151976
It's not, that's my point. It's the GM's fault
>>67151972
Exactly I don't think people understand this
>>67151972
>>67151941
>>67151892
>Get drafted behind ovi
>beat him head on in the 09 series on the way to winning the cup
>HAH MALKIN GOT DRAFTED 2ND LMAO
is this what caps fans tell themselves to fall asleep at night?
>>67152004
I was agreeing should have written it better haha
>>67152048
We talk about individual shit then you change it to team stuff, like seriously just stop trying
Should I watch the Promethius on FX or the Isles/Bolts game?
>>67152102
what? >we didnt talk about anything. I shitposted with a malkin picture and someone replied about how he got drafted second and then I mentioned the cup and caps fans got triggered as fuck.
Will be fun seeing ovi choke in the second round again
>>67152155
Promethius
>>67148610
Make rape legal
>>67152155
Tranny porn
>>67152102
Ovechkin is literally a setup babby who forces his team to play shorthanded.
>>67152171
I responded to wrong person, and it's not triggered when they change the conversation and say stupid shit
>>67152222
Must be pretty good still scoring 50 goals short handed
>>67151972
This.
>>67152282
>must be pretty good standing still waiting for his team to win the actual battles so he can shoot
FTFY
>>67152336
Shoot and score and put his team up by one on the scoreboard not bad
>>67152396
>>67152282
There's a reason you guys never make it past round 2
>>67151991
Oh i understand completely. Doesnt mean i have to like it, or pretend it makes any sense for fucking Phoenix or Dallas to have a hockey team.
>>67152535
If it doesn't make sense to you why they have teams, you don't understand.
>>67151883
The Literally Who Lives Here's
>>67151590
who is the 4th
>Penguins are winners of 20 of the last 23 games theyve played including playoffs
>"People" think this team wont make the SCF at worst
Bolts are their only legitimate threat
>detroit might get a 20k seat MLS stadium right next to Ford Field
damn nigga, you can walk less than a mile and hit 4 arenas/stadiums
>>67152609
>bolts
>barely skimmed by the detroit "lets put ericsson on the first line" red wings
>>67152647
It's all one $8 uber ride away from where I'm living, it's great
>>67151428
the irony is palpable
>>67152677
>That cheeky Canadian Pacific locomotive
>>67152560
Nice strawman retard. I understand why they've decided to put teams in areas with zero winter or hockey culture whatsoever. It's because they are jews who enslave themselves to the dollar.
That doesnt mean i have to like it or that i cant complain about it and wish it were different.
>>67152673
>barely skimmed by
>5 games
>>67152735
It's not the number, it's the performance of the team. If a shit team beats another shit team in 4 or 7 and had to truly work for it that's a lot different than a great team giving a shitty one a BTFO moment in 4.
>>67152735
They only won by one goal in 3 games and got btfo in game 3
>>67152647
>Mlels
>divegrass
>detoilet
I've watched hockey like twice in my life which team do I bandwagon for the playoffs lads? My local team didn't make it in.
>>67152181
>>>/tv/68827010 →
>>>/tv/68827010 →
>>>/tv/68827010 →
Made a gamethread
>>67152890
>mad
>at niggers
Am I the only person here not from Detroit that's sick of reading >detoilet all damn day? Don't they have it bad enough with all the blacks ruining a once great American city
>>67152647
>arenas
Who cares? If its not a white person sport it doesn't matter.
>>67152647
>>67152890
>mfw they're building a minor league soccer stadium that holds like 40K(iirc) about 5 miles west of Nassau Coliseum
>>67153084
They're killing each other off while nature reclaims the land once occupied by vacant houses. They don't live where I live so I can't really complain. That kinda posting doesn't trigger me, but try doing >chiraq and talking about that shit in a Chicago thread and watch what happens.
Ron sounds and looks like he might finally snap and murder Don on live TV.
BILL ALERT
>>67153354
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>67152647
don't most cities put them all in the same place to share parking lots?
>>67153354
Is Phil Kessel elite?
>>67153381
He's got somewhere to go and some bender is in his way
/hoc/ dead rn desu tbf lads
>>67153659
round 2 game 1
>bishit got a vezina nomination over Schneider
What the fuck is wrong with the NHL?
>>67153659
Cuz bishit
>>67153439
He'll be considered one of the all time greats when he leads the pongs to the cup
>getting chased the same day you're announced as a vezina finalist
>rags
Guys sometimes I actually forget that his name is Phil
where is the new bread
>>67153354
I don't know if the shirt is just really good fitting but he looks absolutely jacked here
>>67153786
>rags
>>67153737
Bishittttt
PUBLIX BTFO
WHO'S THAT POKEMON??
>>67153997
Cucktrick Bald
>>67153997
Judging the hairflow, someone from Minnesota
THIS IS NOW A PATRIK LAINE THREAD
Leave game 7 to me
devilish
>>67154068
prove it
>>67154068
>stealing my laines
Did you all remember to vote for the legend today?
>>67154126
>not saving every Laine so you can sell them after the draft floods the market with other, less rare Laines
>>67154162
trump vote was yesterday
>>67154189
Go back to r*ddit
>>67154244
>leddit
>a/sp/ie Not embracing the Laine
would you sniff?
Is today national fuck a tranny day? Where are the sandwiches?
the new york rangers are number one
>>67153084
>detoilet
>>67154768
HOL UP
>>67154768
>>67154784
Sry wrong pic
>>67154821
funny how it's always a phone pic. too lazy to crop a pc screenshot, Mr. Reddit? :^)
>>67154861
Too busy watching the game on my computer because I'm not paying for this shit like a cuck
>>67154861
not that guy but,
>Implying laziness is only on reddit
>>67154922
GO back pls
Why is no one talking about how the Blackhawks got screwed out of a series?
>>67154976
>mad
>at success
>>67154947
>has a bunch of reddit shit saved on his computer
Maybe someone else has to go back :^)
>>67154861
>>67154947
You are the most unoriginal lazy faggot on here, kill yourself
>>67155006
The refs fucked them. I would be okay if they lost on merit and that shit louis was the better team but that isn't what happened.
>>67154162
>le can't skate or deke man
>>67154659
The fish or the fish?
>>67154976
>>67155046
>reddithawks
>>67155068
>trying this hard to meme
>>67149125
>fat jobber supports a team of fat jobbers
not surprising DESU
GO SHARKS!!!!
THIS IS OUR YEAR FORREAL THIS TIME!!!!
>>67155096
can I have the drug pls?
Who will the Isles prefer to meet in the ECF? Caps or Pens?
>>67155368
Neither. Both teams will end the meme
>nobody cares about hockey now that the blackhawks are out
This general has slowed to a halt
>>67155449
>reddithawk casual isn't even watching the game
B2plebbut you go
>>67155532
I'm flipping back and forth to the white sox game. What does that have to do with my post, faggot?
>>67155449
>People actually LITERALLY stop watching the playoffs because >their team is out
Fucking casuals.
>W-WE'LL BE EVEN BETTER IN THE S-SECOND ROUND!
You faggots beat the worst team in the playoffs you memesters. Holy fuck lel.
>>67155565
That you're a fucking retard
See >>67155571
>clots
>>67155571
Lots of casuals in Canada m8 judging by the ratings drop.
Ducks/Preds thread >>67155593
Are the Isles elite?
wasn't tampon gay supposed to be 'good'?
>blots
>>67155588
Still has nothing to do with my post, unless youre agreeing with me
>>67155600
Well it also doesn't help that Rogers has a shit unlikable platform. HNiC is garbage now and lolSportsnet
>tfw a Game 7 stars in 15 minutes
Gonna bandwagon the Preds this time lads.
>watching when your team is out
I'm only watching now to root against teams I don't like.
>>67149750
the only reason underwood is a preds fan is because she's married to mike fucker.
>>67155655
KIWI
I
W
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>>67155655
MUNKEI
U
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K
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>>67155575
This.
>>67155676
You're a fucking retard for thinking nobody cares when everyone is over in the game thread
Did you pass first grade? Fucking idiot
>>67155681
>tsn stuck with taking priority on talking about sens and jets all year when literally every other canadian team was worth talking about instead
>>67155684
Me too lad. Go preds
>It's a "guy argues with himself for 20 minutes" episode
>>67155749
>canadian teams
>relevant
pick one, gord
>>67155655
hehe, gaze upon the silly primate
>>67155745
>he thinks the general didn't fill up twice a day during hawks games
It's cute how stupid you are.
>>67155655
Haha silly primate
>>67155808
thank you for showing off your excellent comprehension skills for the sake of posting memes, really appreciated
>>67155837
this is the third one today and the 4th will be coming soon you dumb nigger
Game predictions?
2-1 ducks
Let me guess, Trump supporter?
who /closest to the cup/ here?
>>67156045
hope >you guys win tbqh
I think the shittiness of a fanbase is a direct correlation to the attitude of the play by play team. Listened to the bolts game on the radio and the pbp guy literally cried about the refs the entire third period
Stars fan here. Rooting against the Pacific division tonight, because late games suck.
>>67156174
The refs did cost them the game desu
>>67156220
this meme should stop
>>67156045
>only one other bracket in the league that picked isles to win the cup
fingers crossed
>>67156220
you're the exact type of fan I was talking about
>>67156220
What cost them the game was Bishop being a fucking meme and getting exposed
JUST
>>67155837
>shitcongo education
Fuck outta here fag
>>67156316
It's not a meme. It's a well known fact that buttman values the New York market highly. He desperately wants a metro team in the finals every year, but the refs can only do so much.
>>67156364
He wouldn't have been exposed if the Isles weren't wrongfully on a PP.
>>67156339
I picked the caps
:<
>>67156402
If you were trying to make the memeist bracket why didn't you pick the mild or preds to win their series?
>>67156402
>wings
>cryers
what the fuck
>>67156504
My brackets always fall apart because half the time I pick the teams I want to advance rather than who I actually think will. Hopefully this time it actually works out
lel
>>67156567
The nignogs know, SHUT IT DOWN
>game 7
>half empty arena
I'm not even a sunbelt cuck, but at least Nashville can fill an arena and get into the game. Jesus Christ Analslime
>>67156567
upboat
>>67156567
reminder that saint louis is 46% white
>>67156567
Didn't St. Louis give him tickets?
>>67156644
the nigger even had an ama on reddit. amazing how many cucks are over there, tripping over themselves to slob on his knob
>KEKS
>>67156663
who the fuck is this guy even
Anyone else really turned off by this game 7? This might be the worst crowd atmosphere I've seen at a game all year.
>>67156778
a black guy
thats literally it
>my face when Mark Messier is a bald autistic faggot that sucks dick at hockey
>>67156808
Fun fact: Anaheim has no fans, they just pay extras to sit in the crowd.
>>67156663
>It is a room full of ice
>>67156778
just a typical blues fan
>>67156847
I underestimated how much the crowd plays into your hype while watching a game until seeing this empty fucking barn.
>your face when Mark Messier is a bald autistic faggot that sucks dick at hockey
>>67156844
>mfw McDavid doesn't return Messier's calls, and Messier rapes him
>raggot """fans""" faces when Mark Messier is a bald autistic faggot that sucks dick at hockey
>rags
>>67156663
>should I bring a jacket
nigger are you serious?
>>67156808
it's probably the worst series, too
it was constantly fucked by the schedule and no one had any expectations of the preds. now the preds are pushing a game 7, and even if the ducks win, they're still not a favourite
plus it feels like nbc never gave it the right attention either
>>67156974
Can you imagine if the Preds had this roster like 2-3 seasons ago before Rinne had his career ruined by poop hip? They would have trashed the fucking league.
>>67156929
>all these empathy seats to show solidarity with all the fans that can't be there and are shitposting defensively instead
>>67156778
Some nignog who was hopped up on lean during Game 7. His shitposting was rewarded with free tickets.
http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/report-flyers-defenseman-medvedev-arrested-on-suspicion-of-dui/
>2016
>still signing Russians
>finish watching a game in round two
>start watching a game in round one
feel like a time traveler 2bh
>>67156808
I just don't give a fuck about either of these teams desu
>>67157003
to be fair, the season after he had hip surgery, he came back with a vengeance. They were stellar last season.
>tfw living in TN 2 seasons ago
>see rinne for a couple games
>poop hip
>see hutton and Mazanec for the rest of the season
>Move at beginning of next season
>Rinne back
>they are fantastic
>>67157126
It's really fucking boring, slow hockey after all the other shot we got in round 1. We had a lot of really, really fucking fun to watch series in round 1 this year.
>>67156974
Doesn't help that in Canada we're getting the >cucks' local broadcast instead of having a national team
Here's a list of teams that didn't have a Minnesotan play at least 10 games for them this season. Notice a pattern?
>Anaheim: soon to be eliminated
>Arizona: shit
>Boston: shit
>Buffalo: shit
>Calgary: shit
>Chicago: eliminated
>Columbus: shit
>Detroit: eliminated
>Nashville: oddball of the group
>New Jersey: shit
>Ottawa: shit
>Vancouver: shit
Is this some kind of coincidence or is there a deeper reasoning
>>67157171
list of cup winning minnesota teams
>>67157171
>no edmonton
stat discarded
Did bishop have to poo again tonight?
>>67157256
Edmonton has a plug named Matt Hendricks
>>67157170
sportsnet's playoff coverage has been fucking garbage this year. i guess they thought that because there were no canadian teams in the playoffs that all the people still watching would be willing to put up with awful american local broadcasts
>cucks losing 2-0
>"I think anaheim's played a pretty good period"
10/10 commentary
>>67157371
Who the fuck were the announcers they used anyways? Almost every single one of them were really dry and boring. Usually in the playoffs I watch Sportsnet/CBC exclusively because it's always really good shit but I actually would rather fucking listen to Doc this year.
>>67157449
>"I think anaheim's played a pretty good period"
Classic
How do we fix this shit?
@NHL
Game 7 Trends
The team that scores first is 120-42 all-time (.741)
>>67157620
more hits
no human can withstand a bunch of hits
End 1st.
NSH 2 - 0 ANA.
>>67157620
They need Perry and Getzlaf being an actual duo instead of being useless. They must have gotten into a fight or something, because they have almost none of their old chemistry. Seriously, they just get someone like Perry going and they can still win games. Shouldn't have traded away some of their depth, like Palmieri, over the offseason. They're definitely losing a goalie this year too.
>>67157502
which series were you watching? bob cole is pretty based, he's done/doing both of tampa's series. jim hughson did caps/flyers, he's good. paul romanuk, the worst commentator i've heard in my life, did kings/sharks
>>67157620
>having an old baby for a coach
>>67157750
I used to really like Bob Cole a lot but I think he's really shit now, desu. He's just old and dry. The guy is legendary and dedicated to the game but I don't think he should be broadcasting anymore.
>>67157729
>trade away palmieri for peanuts
>becomes a 30 goal scorer
feels good lads
>>67157449
>using the word cuck
we really need your opinion constantly
>>67157371
>>67157502
I have been watching CBC exclusively, also streaming it for people. Fuck NBC and fuck Doc.
Tonight is the first time I've caught a SN broadcast not using NBC. Probably because most the meme games I wanted to watch were covered on CBC. Don't care enough about the Ducks/Preds to pay attention to the announcing.
>>67157783
>Jose
>>67157769
you're probably right, but he's still better than Romanuk and Randorf.
>>67157772
Based Jersey boy
>>67157769
today was easily his worst broadcast
he was COMPLETELY out of it in the first half, didn't even react to 2 perfect scoring chances and a semi-breakaway
>>67157844
Dude is older and more senile than Cherry at this point. I'd like to see him retire so they can bring younger blood in.
>>67157769
desu Cole is still good if you just listen to the game. If you watch it you can see him drag behind the play too often.
Certainly better than the other 2 clowns Rogers hired.
>>67157793
Bro, telling you right now. CBC isn't always as good as NBC during the playoffs. NBC has Cuthbert and Ferraro, who are TSN employees and are Canada's 2 best on-air personalities. They're probably still covering the Blues, so you should go with them until intermission. The best person on CBC is Hughson, and he's probably covering Caps/Pens. That's going to be gold.
>>67157793
SN has been using fox sports feeds and MSG mostly, they only used NBC for weekend games
>>67148469
Why was it, do you think, that this was such a garbage thread?
>>67157920
Ferraro is literally diet Pierre
>>67157878
>sportsnet pushing based bowen to stay only on radio
>>67157920
>Cuthbert and Ferraro
Yeah I know them and don't mind them. Maybe I'll use NBCSN to stream the next Blues game. If I'm not streaming usually I end up watching CBC anyway because it's free over the air and better quality than the streams.
>>67157920
The problem with Hughson is that you also have to listen to fucking Glenn Healy. the only broadcaster dumber than him is Milbury, and at least he's only on intermission and not colour commentary.
>>67157946
>well-liked
>doesn't look like a rapist
>not autistic
>doesn't have every hockey player's yearbook and family albums
>is usually right
>has common sense
>was actually good at hockey and not a locker room cancer
he's the opposite of pierre in every way
>>67157959
>tfw no veggie tales
>>67157945
redditors like you were posting
>rags
>>67157945
Not enough clip art
>>67158108
>three posts early goddammit
>>67158108
>early
>>67158098
Just wait for summer. All the hockey discussion will be dead and you can spray your autism load all over /hoc/
>>67158098
this desu
>>67157945
not enough finnish postings
This is Mats Rosseli Olsen, he just won gold in the SHL with Frölunda.
Last evening he jumped onto the field during a football game (with the biggest team from the same city as Frölunda) in the top division.
He ran around and scored a goal before the security guards got him.
The normal punishment for this kind of act is a 2 year ban from all (big) sporting events.
Meaning that he will likely not play another game in Sweden for at least 2 years, and will be looking for a new job.
>being this stupid
>>67158108
fucking why
>>67158020
Ferraro was fukkin OP in the old NHL games-he was so fast.
>tfw making your older brother rage at NHL 98 with Ray Ferraro
