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KC:Volquez hammered for eight runs by Angels
MIA:Stanton stings Kershaw for three-run homer
LA:Five-run sixth inning dooms Clayton Kershaw
SF:Johnny Cueto fans 11 in shutout of Padres
SD:Shields swallows loss despite strong game
STL:Brandon Moss homers as part of 4-hit game
STL:Carlos Martinez shuts out D-Backs over 8 IP
PIT:Triple threat: Cutch hits three homers in win
ARZ:Cards crunch Shelby Miller for five runs
CHC:Russell's two-run triple propels Cubs to win
MIN:Sano plays walk-off hero in win over Indians
BOS:David Price strikes out 14 Braves hitters
OAK: Smoking trees and hitting dingers
2nd for DBACKS
>>67138203
good I hope they like zero ass and big man jaws because north of the border we like women
>>67138192
you tried and that's what's important
>>67138203
>I only kiss cubs Tans
Cubs will continue to dominate and the Sox will collapse. And Sales will shit the bed and give up three dingers in the cross town cup.
My repeating digits are infallible.
>his team doesn't have the best young pitcher in baseball
>blue jays
>>67138249
>Sale get
YOU DONE FUCKED UP
>>67138256
it's also arrieta
Auri for Orioles
Frenchime trumps the Whos this weekend
>>67138285
Have some magic, brother
Wew.
>>67138256
And the last digit of my post will predict how many dingers he gives up.
>>67138265
Nah, trading for Pierzynski was just the worst trade I've ever seen in my life in literally every way imaginable
Gave up Joe Nathan who was arguably the best closer in the game for years. Gave up two starting pitchers. The twins didn't even need or want Pierzynski because they had Mauer coming up in the minors, and other reasons
>He's jealous that he doesn't have the best catcher in the league on his team
>He doesn't think the Angels will win the AL West
>>67138335
>He thinks the Angels will win the AL West
>>67138287
>tfw orange frenchiefus are not enough
>we'll
Do it, but its gonna take some memeing to hild the ALE lead
>>67138354
Anything is possible if you just believe
Can this "Cubs-Royals broship" shut the fuck up already? I get you two faggot organizations hate the Cardinals, but you'll NEVER reach the Cardinal Way. Not in a million years. We win the world series every 5 years, so just accept we're going to win it all, cucks.
Angels beating royos meme magic
Get fucked Kansas shitty
Not so fast AL West, we coming for that ass
>>67138233
Checked.
>>67138233
Happening?
>>67138373
Dodgers-Cards NLCS broship?
2013 was the last good NLCS
Mariners make the playoffs this year. Cap it.
god I cat believe its a FIFTH YEAR and people somehow have their opinions on who will win the world series
How can it be A FIFTH YEAR and yet there are people who have opinions that deviate from the cardinals winning it all
If i keep reminding you that its A FIFTH YEAR I hope to derail your argument by making it seem primitive, this is a form of recency bias but who cares because its A FIFTH YEAR
>>67138439
And Felix gets lit up. How would that feel?
>>67138442
Implying the Giants won't win the super bowl this year
O's fan here. Should I hit up my old ex this weekend? She still looks bad as hell, but she's into girls now. Should I still try?
>>67138424
I don't jerk off with fans from another team but I wouldn't mind another Cards-Dodgers NLCS, we always have your number and it's an easy passage to where we belong, on top of baseball.
What is the first thought that comes to mind when you see this picture?
>>67138447
Depends, by who?
>>67138462
cardinals
>>67138462
Pujols
And from that more specifically Pujols wrecking Lidge
>>67138457
Yadi is and always will remain superior to your """""catcher"""""
Just admit it Trans Fagcisco fag
>>67138462
The Last Hope of Baseball
I'm not even trolling, you can't make this shit up.
>>67138474
Fucking legendary.
>>67138367
>cakes and 'clouth
Mannnn
>>67138475
Nah, I respect Yadi because Big Money Bengie and the 3 Molina Catchers.
But Yadi has been on the decline since 2014.
>>67138462
arizona
>>67138464
The whos aren't making it to the postseason. Don't be silly.
>>67138462
Makes me think happy thoughts :)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4MMfPXY3hQ
>>67138492
>.400 OBP
Opinion discarded, he's primed for a bounceback.
>>67138507
delete this
>>67138459
The girl I lost my virginity only dates girls now. Lowkey i know my homie smashed last Christmas and I hit her up on IG just to see what was up and all she did was tease me with pix and promises. Not the first time that a girl I smashed turned gay for a while. Girls want cock, girls want to be treated like girls by men. You can smash. Belive in yourself.
>>67138461
Who do u think u are faggot? We tear your shit up for 7+ innings until we don't. Wainwright is our bitch. You don't own us. But the 2013 NLCS and 2014 were very exciting.
>>67138512
Hes 33, hes still an all star but its downhill from here.
>his team didn't even have the best Molina brother on his team
Stay mad bro
>>67138507
>Sandoval
>Oscar Taveras
>Travis Ishikawa
This video is a wild ride of emotions
Buster Posey isn't that good.
Yasmani Grandal is better than him behind the plate. Numbers prove this.
Pussy ain't even a top defensive catcher lol, all he does is hit and disappear in the post season lmao.
Fuck that nigga
>>67138252
Canadians are some good-looking people.
Speaking of the best Molina brother, hes Big Money hitting for the cycle after the 2010 trade.
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/6479266/v9969169/texbos-molina-hits-for-the-cycle-in-boston
He hit a Triple even tho he was too fat to run kek.
>>67138507
Did this nigga just die or something? I have not heard anything from him since that home run.
>10 of last 13
>4 straight series wins
>Roughed up the reigning AL Cy Young winner for 5 runs
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2016/3/2/11145782/but-what-if-they-did-though
BUT
WHAT
IF
THEY
DID
THOUGH
>>67138562
I feel that looking at all Giants highlights from about 2000-2014. Seeing all those players you forgot about, but we're still important pieces to the team...batting and pitching with them in video games and so on. Lotsa memories mang, good, bad and in between
Since /v/ will reeeeeeee the fuck out of me about this, I'll ask here. How is The Show 16?
>>67138540
>mfw Yadi's "thumb surgery" was actually black market voodoo magic and yadi plays for another decade as the premier catcher
>>67138680
>video games
sorry friend, I am not 14 years old anymore
>>67138649
He was always being passed around between Triple-A and the Majors with the Giants. I guess he's with the white sox organization now and will probably be in Triple-A mostly and rarely see time in the Majors. He came through big in that game for the Giants though
>>67138695
>>/g/
>>67138680
It's fun as fuck. My RTTS is half way through 2018.
Don't listen to fuck sticks like >>67138695
>>67138695
That wasn't what I was asking about. But I appreciate your response.
>>67138680
Its great, I don't get to play it as much as I want to.
Diamond Dynasty is fun, RTTS is always fun, I already made an MVP and won a ring with the memeiners, probably gonna make a pitcher soon.
>>67138657
Heard over the radio during spring training that Jonathan Sanchez was pitching for a job for some team and Scottsdale gave him an ovation, breddy based
heidi watney doing a cubs/white sox segment wearing a school girl uniform on quick pitch
holy fucken sht
>>67138738
Shes a dodgers fan
>>67138657
>2000-2010
>Giants highlights
>>67138762
>he doesn't understand what highlights means
>>67138745
royals fan m8
>>67138822
Kemp fucked her tho
Royals
>>67138833
yeah but she ate the entire royals squad
AYYYYYYYYYYY
JUST GOT BACK FROM THE M'S GAME
BASED CANO. BASED RAINIER BEER.
GOOD NIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67138738
Pics or didn't happen
The Nationals have yet to play a team with a winning record
>>67138855
>tfw Mariners are rolling
>>67138655
I'll be there Saturday.
>>67138869
That changes after tomorrow
Does anyone have a webm of the Cano salami?
>>67138616
Watching him run was always fun lol. He's probably the slowest position player I ever saw play, even in the middle of his career
guys seriously I can't take the apathy anymore
it would even be okay if we were getting laughed at constantly, as we should right now, but this indifference is just too cruel
>sending west coast teams on northeast roadtrips in april
Ketel Marte will be an All Star this year
>>67138939
god damn
>>67138989
>>67138989
is he the player with a small head
>>67138989
Mother fucker is at 3rd base before the ball is at the fucking cutoff man.
>Sweep the A's
>Get swept by the Twins
>Split White Sox
>Lose to Mariners
>Beat Royals
I don't know what the fuck is going on
>>67138939
Does this help at all?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTgdSMHjAEs&sns=em
>>67138989
>That slide
kek, Doyer fans tell me that Pederson is a future gold glover tho lmfao
You now remember that time Bryce Harper made a cameo in a Faye Reagan scene
>>67139109
No he didn't...
>>67139105
When you hit an inside the park 4 bagger you need to lay down for a sec
>>67139112
>He doesn't remember
>That one team that thinks they're legit in April
This made me kek
>>67139896
H-Hehh~
W-What losers, amirite?
>>67139896
Just let the Mariners fans have this. What kind of inhuman monster are you?
>nats broadcast play of the game was another teams player getting injured
That small club mentality
>>67138655
Fug I want to believe
World series when?
>>67140529
Who's that on the right?
>>67140529
110 years ago
>>67140574
negro socks
they get issued when you enter prison
>mfw missed the grand slam
>the whos think they will be relevant in september
>>67140680
No one thinks this not even whos fans
>tfw you'll never know what it feels like to have a reliable bullpen
>yfw the Phillies win every game from now on
You may only reply to this post if your team has the best record on all of baseball. Not so fast Who Sux.
>>67140680
I think they'll be relevant, but only because that second wild card race is going to be deep.
>>67140854
>whos
>relevant
LOL
>>67138655
Cant wait for the rest of the season! Good start so far boys! See you on friday!
>>67140849
>mfw Jake Arrieta day
WHAT HAPPENED TO BASEBALL-REFERENCE'S BOXSCORES?
>>67140357
Hey, this is most likely the only time the Ms will have 1st place. Let me enjoy it while it lasts.
How can a team like the astros fall off a cliff this quickly and this dramatically?
>Pirates are good again
Well the season was nice for about 3 weeks.
>>67140991
As much as I like Arrieta, I hate the fact that people expect him to pull a Johnny Vandermeer and throw to no hitters in a row.
Even as a fan of rival of the Nationals, I still support this initiative.
>>67141010
When your team consists of chumps like Rasmus and Gomez it's really not surprising
>>67141253
But Rasmus has been playing really well. Gomez has been shit though I'll give you that.
>>67141264
Who did they trade for Gomez?
>>67141391
Prospects. They also got fiers in the deal. The astros have dealt a lot of their prospects in the last year.
The astros traded Brett Phillips, Domingo Santana, Josh Hader, and Adrian Houser.
>tfw can't bring myself to be hyped
Why can't I be blissfully ignorant like the northsiders?
>>67141473
>Rienzo came in the inning after that and gave up 3 straight homers
I can't even find rienzo in the bigs anymore. Haha... Oh man...
>>67141481
Everyone just started cheering when the third was hit. There were like 3 rain delays that day too. Terrible day at the park
>>67141497
Its experiencing shit like that that kills all sense of hope and optimism even when its a practically a new team going 15-6 to start the new season.
It is funny though people saying sox get rid of bustham and are in first while the braves get bustham and are dead last.
>>67141546
They all got >fleurs
>>67141580
That too.
>>67139057
Anglels Babsel is going on
>doyers
mfw Braun is raking
>>67138373
Everyone hates the Cardinals you faggot
>your typical jasy fan with yellow fever
>>67141696
I wonder if she can speak English
>>67140991
Arrieta in a dominant streak about to face a hapless rebuilding brewers
Certainly there is no way anything will go poorly for him
>>67141682
Y-you're just bantering r-right?
>>67141465
>mfw gomez and fiers are sucking dick
>mfw domingo santana is doing better than gomez already and impressive change in his approach at the plate indicates he is way underperforming right now
>mfw hader is quickly becoming one of the more impressive left handed pitching prospects in the minors
>mfw brett phillips immediately top 5 prospect in farm system
I thought when the Astros moved to the AL that the NL central would be done fucking them
>>67138462
>2011
>one strike away
>twice
Feels so good senpai
>go to the bar with some buds for the NCAA championship game
>it's also opening day, so I wear my Bobby Jenks jersey
>sit down, order some beers
>notice there are a lot of cubs fans around, we're nowhere near the northside
>hear behind me OH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME PUT ON THE FUCKING SOX GAME??
>"what? I mean it'd be nice to have it on, but we came here for basketball"
>YOU'RE ONE OF THREE SOX FANS IN THE WORLD, YOU COME TO MY BAR?
>this goes on for another 5 minutes, but he puts it on one of the like 30 TVs there
>talks shit about me to someone so I can hear every time he walks by
I mean if he were talking shit about the Sox, it'd be one thing, but don't single me out like that you shitlord. Cubs fans are the only reason I specifically root against them.
>>67141208
He's pitching against the Brewers, he might not get another no hitter but as long as he doesn't shit the bed, that ERA is going further down.
>>67141473
Don't have a shitty stadium in the south side of town.
>>67141806
Sounds like a case of going to the wrong neighborhood. Even if it's not the northside, most suburbs are Cubs. I was at the Wildfire in Oakbrook in one day of October of last year and they had the Cubs/Cards on all the TVs and people were cheering loudly.
Didn't bother me. Didn't really care.
>>67141940
We were in Dekalb and I understand that people want to watch the game. He calmed down eventually and we shot the shit about baseball, but he was just such a fuck about it in the beginning.
>kershit
>>67141975
Yep DeKalb's a suburb.
>>67138462
That times are changing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLJ5l0WaH_U
>>67142000
Hardly. It's a college town an hour and a half away form the city. At that distance, I don't think it's safe to make the assumption that EVERYONE will be a Cubs fan. Especially with college kids who are from all over the state.
>>67138462
>>67142000
Anything past the Fox River isn't even in consideration of being a Suburb.
>>67142038
Pretty high-res photo you have there. Take that with your phone?
Both Chicago teams lead their respective leagues in baseball.
But come the all star break, only one will still be there.
>who sux
Lemao, stop the meme and go back to irrelevancy and no fans
>>67138462
Methamphetamine
>>67142000
Oak park is a suburb, dekalb is not
>all this who sox bullying
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>67142187
It happens to any team that has a good record.
>>67142187
After they cost the Blackhawks the Stan Lee Cup because they sapped all the meme magic in Chicago? Never.
>Mfw the media still hypes the sham that is the nats
>>67142207
>meme magic
>>>/nfl/
>>>/hoc/
give me one reason to not end it all
>>67142055
ummm i dont have 3 hands lelmao
>>67142187
shut the FUCK up leaf cuck
>>67142238
>Not cheering for all the major sports teams in your city.
Why does no one care about us?
>tfw going to get a beefy crunch and cheesy double beef burrito today for $2
>>67142246
sorry resd homey, get ready for the broom tonight.
Keep your chin up though, got some good prospects in the pipeline.
>>67142261
The point was pointing out "meme magic" which if you actually believe is a thing, then get out.
>>67142286
>playing in a state where its only only natural born citizens are illegals
>>67142187
let the cubs fans have their fun early october is going to be very hard on them
>>67142246
Day drinking Milwaukee fan here...
know that feel bro
>>67142322
This, I can't wait
>>67142305
If you don't believe in meme magic, how do you explain the Who Sox of 2005? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tn5CQ9vyYQ
/r/ing a webm of dioner navarro almost hitting sale
explain to me how this isn't the cubs year
pro-tip: you literally can't
>>67142322
June will be very hard for you first. Can't wait until this who sux meme ends. Who's """"""" fans""""""" out of the woodwork and talking shit.
Learn your rightful place under my shoe inferior beings.
>>67142350
SUP BITCH
>>67142340
In 2005 meme magic hadnt been invented yet, the phillies invented it in 2008
>>67142350
Cant wait for the first cold streak they hit. North chicago will be on suicide watch.
>>67142355
Not a White Sox fan just someone who isn't deluded ie all 29 fanbases that aren't the cubs.
Approximately when last year did you realize you were a cubs fan?
>>67142350
They don't have the pitching to beat the Mets or giants
>Sox performing well at the same time as the Cubs
>cubsfan go full hostile mode
Fucking CHILL OUT
Not like this'll continue for long anyways.... We're all just waiting for the inevitable crash that is true White Sox Baseball. Besides it's only April
>>67142355
>the year of 1908
>>67142374
>Who Soxs killing fans that weren't shot on their way to the game.
Typical.
hi new to baseball. why does it seem like cubs posters have a superiority complex? is it a meme? i thought they haven't won the WS since the french and indian war
>>67142402
Only sane person here
>>67142383
Phillies only re-discoverer it, they never invented it.
>>67142402
Chicago Series would be pretty hype.
But I'm still rooting for Doyers v Yankees, that match-up would save the sport.
>>67142409
they're desperate
>>67142413
>sane people
>/sp/
pick one
>>67141233
Those are Barstool shirts, the Nats org doesnt have the initiative to take advantage of the sayings of one of their best players, they just get the idea from someone else. Also baseball has always been fun fuck Harper
>>67142427
Sport doesnt need saving Jesus, its been steadily increasing in popularity the past 15 years
>>67142340
Stellar pitching, just the right amount of hitting. Basically.
Meme magic is not a thing. Stop it.
>>67141010
Their pitching regressed back to where it should be.
They still strike out a ton but they aren't hitting as many homeruns now as they did last year.
They were 2nd in the league in Ks (batting) and dingers last year I think. This year they're first in Ks and 8th in dingers. It's the same reason the Jays are struggling. Live by the dinger die by the dinger.
>>67142406
Technically that was the royals killing them
>>67142374
What if a big fan were to lean into that hit and just take the player out? Would there be consequences if the player got injured as a result?
>>67142468
>You will never kill someone at a baseball stadium and get away with it unless you're Josh Hamilton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKO0uHlYlE
>>67142388
>Cubs don't have the pitching to beat the Mets or the Giants
http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/team/_/stat/pitching
>>67142402
Don't worry. It's just the same Cubs fag who's salty the hawks lost and blames it on us. I was salty too but I'm slowly getting over it and certainly wasn't blaming it on the Cubs or really anything Baseball because that doesn't make any fucking sense how a fucking Baseball game could be linked to a hockey game that isn't even related in any way shape or form.
>>67142409
Well, for one thing, Arizona was a territory in 1908, but it achieved statehood in 1912, got a baseball team in 1998, and won the World Series in 2001.
>>67142503
Like this?
>>67142446
you can thank latino immigration for that
>>67142525
Yeah I mean isn't that battery?
>>67142525
That looks intentional.
>>67142505
Josh Hamilton literally did nothing wrong
>>67142460
The bats have been decent I guess. Their bullpen on the other hand makes me want to light myself on fire.
>>67142534
Actually a pretty good point mexibro.
UNBUILD
>>67142534
once again, america uses the rest of the world to expand and develop its own interests. When will the rest of the world learn?
>>67142553
That katz guy lookedvok yesterday. He should pitch more
>>67142516
>because that doesn't make any fucking sense how a fucking Baseball game could be linked to a hockey game that isn't even related in any way shape or form.
MEME
E
M
E
MAGIC
A
G
I
C
>>67142587
Are you trying to tell me memes are magical?
>>67142525
>>67142207
The Cubs have a better record actually the best record in the league. Are you sure it wasn't actually you guys who stole the Hawks mojo?
>>67142540
>>67142537
Since there is no actual article past the image itself, I'm assuming it's just one of those picture doesn't tell the whole story where the fan was reaching for the foul ball and podsednik just ran into him. This is mainly because of how awkwardly positioned the guy's fist is, it won't twist that way if you're throwing a punch.
But it's not like the Soxs aren't known for taking fists to the face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIZB9O24BEE
>>67142608
cubs haven't faced one good team yet until yesterday and they barely won
>>67142604
Looks like another image to add to the already colossal anti-ESPN collection.
>>67142608
No because we actually deserve the best record.
White Sox fan here, why do Cubs fans and Royals fans take out all their anger on us? Or are they Yankee fans?
I don't get why all the irrational hatred against my sorry team ;_;
>>67142427
BUILD WALL
>>67142587
>baseball game outcomes now affect hockey game outcomes
Dear god Royals and Warriors what have you people created?
>>67142621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tivag5pOBhM
>>67142608
No because the Cubs clearly gave up their mojo to the Hawks to ensure they won game 6, after they fell behind because the Sox weren't willing to share.
Then the same thing happened again in game 7, but the Cubs were off that day so they couldn't send the Hawks their energy and they lost.
If only the Sox were team players...
>>67142621
It's tough cause that's clearly a fist. You don't typically reach out for balls with a fist.
>>67142402
I just want Robin fired after this season. We might not win anything this year but we have plenty of prospects coming up and our pitching is bretty gud, but our offense will shit the bed later on.
We'll be 3rd place or something though. Royals in 1st and Indians in 2nd. Tigers/Twins aren't really that good imo
>>67142683
The Blackhawks were the antithesis of a meme team. Give it a rest. No one is joining you in this shitty meme.
>>67142687
You can create reasonable and doubt and say the guys fingers got pushed into a fist when podesdnik ran into him. But yeah, we'd need to find the video.
>>67142693
Got an alternative to Robin? Surely not Renteria right?
>>67142701
>If I don't like it, it's a meme!
Hue hue hue
>>67142717
Do you know what antithesis means?
>>67142708
Maybe Ozzie's return? I don't know.
Paulie or Vizquel would be what I'd truly want though.
>>67142708
I hear Matt Williams is available
>>67142717
I'm an Oilers fan, you cuck
>>67142633
who fan?
>>67142708
Should make Adam LaRoche manager next year
>>67142708
We need to get AJ or Buehrle as an apprentice to Don Cooper. We can't let whatever Don Cooper knows die off.
>>67142744
>American flag
'Splainin time
>>67142355
Assmad >rags fag detected
How's that bullpen of yours coming along?
>>67142744
>Oilers
>Not just getting cucked, but outright buttfucked by Tennessee.
>>67142765
I like Connor McDavid and the Hawks bandwagon sickens me.
How can you not fault me?
>>67142758
Drake*
>>67142786
Connor Mcdavid was drafted lastyear. What about the remaining decades?
>>67142773
Pretty sure he meant the Edmonton Oilers.
>>67142800
2015 was my last year rooting for the Blackcucks.
But hey, I'm not from Shitcongo and I've never rooted for any team from there. I've been a Royals fan since Day 1 of my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnkRNve-nw8
Your team will never have this much swagger or a show stealing manager.
>>67142786
You've had more first overall picks in the last seven years than the Blackhawks have had cups, yet you're still in last.
ROTFLMFAO
>>67142767
>rags fan
It's clearly one obsessed, very autistic cubes fan
>>67142844
Don't you have an 8 year old transexual boy to rape?
>the embarrassing franchise that is the Edmonton Oilers has now bled over to MLB
MY SIDES
>>67142844
>cubes
Learn English chink, it's cusb.
>>67142857
Adam Laroche pls go
>>67142857
no
>>67142869
I've been saying cubes for years and won't stop now
>>67142859
>leafs
>>67142844
>chinks
>in my /mlb/
Crazy morning yo
can somebody make a webm of kershaw crouching after stanton's hr
i need it for reasons
>>67142922
That reasons better be hilarious Superman edits
>>67142946
asks me no questions and i will tells you no lies
>>67142920
Just another average day of the Cubs being in first.
>>67142350
the mets exist still
Remember way back when all Chicago had for a baseball team was a group of niglets in the LLWS? Good times.
>>67142844
idk man, Ranger fans last week were saying some nasty shit about us.
But we shut them up, and they nearly got no hit by the Skankcucks. Also that bullpen of theirs sure is elite all right when it's 30th in the league
>>67143088
And they got caught cheating.
I remember BSPN dickriding them the whole time.
They even called Little League racist for not including all black teams.
>>67143129
You make it sound like it wasn't worth it for them to blow out that black girl who everyone was dick riding even more.
>>67143205
At least Mo'Ne did it clean and actually did something impressive for once.
This other team was just a bunch of dindus in the making years older than they should be.
>>67143226
>Clean
>Having a more developed body because girls hit puberty faster than boys
Just wait until the boys catch up in development, her ERA is going to at least be 6.
>>67143257
Nah, she ain't making the majors, not in a million years.
I'm not that cucked. I was just impressed with how she did.
>>67143257
she wont even be playing
girls and boys can play together when young but once puberty hits, well, thats why they're separated.
>>67143257
Besides, those kids are gonna go into apehoop or something anyways.
could a woman knuckleballer make it to the majors?
Cubs fans don't actually think their team will win the World Series do they? lol
I saw a guy with a mets flag in front of his house on the northside of chicago so I moved to manhattan and wore a sox jersey to balance the cosmos
>>67143257
>>67143205
>>67143129
>Mad at little black gril
>>67143283
Where do you think you are
>>67143283
>Not being mad at a future #BlackLivesMatter person
This is the future you chose.
>>67143283
you don't get little frying
>>67143311
>not wanting the superior black race to rise up and dominate society and our unsatisfied white wives
WEWLAD
E
W
L
A
D
reminder if your teams bullpen adds any minuscule amount of positive contribution to your teams win expectancy you are not allowed to complain and need to shut THE FUCK up
>>67143337
>tfw twons
>>67143333
>Being an oil driller
Only thing that will dominate you is the 20 STDs and parasites they give you.
>all this White Sox hate
They finally start out half decent for the first time in a decade and a good chunk of people are losing it. My sides are in orbit. It's fucking April. Wait at least another month. They are the White Sox after all. Hahahahahaha.
>>67143337
>rags
>>67143409
That's because all you """"" fans""""" come out of the woodwork all of a sudden and start shitting up the place. And now there's even a new tripfag who sounds like a faggot.
>>67142602
Where do you think you are right now?
>>67143409
You have an irrelevant team with no fans and should not be in first.
Can't wait until this who sux meme ends.
>>67138462
federal prision
>>67143626
>you have an irrelevant team with no fans and should not be in first
wow what a burn did you take a creative writing class or something?
Cubs fans are really showing their ass early this year while beating up on AAA teams.
>>67139057
twomonkeys.jpg
>>67141233
>be 20 year old super freak fuckboy
>bitch about baseball not being fun since you cant whip your dick out and piss of the pitchers shoes after a home run
harper is a chode
>>67143564
>rbo
>New
How New can you be
>>67142246
you can still buy tickets to all the bobblehead nights for cheap
>>67143626
>no fans
You've never been to Chicago have you?
>>67143672
Shut up Rbo
>>67143682
I love when the haters prove they've never been to Chicago. Like when they call deep dish "tomato soup".
>>67143694
>so assmad he thinks I'm a tripfag
There is no need to be upset
>>67143682
He's right, the majority are cubs fans.
All the remaining sox 'fans' are getting shot by the CPD or the local gangs.
>>67143283
>impressed at a 14 year old raping prepubescent boys before they hit their growth spurts
>>67143337
>A's in first
>Rags in last
FEELS GREAT BRO
>>67143713
Why would anybody ever want to go to Chicago? Honestly
>>67143726
>the majority are Cubs fans
In the corn fields maybe.
>>67143726
I could see you thinking that if you limit yourself to boystown. Get off the faggot cock for a minute and you would see.
>>67143666
so pitchers are allowed to punch the air and yell in celebration after striking someone out in a clutch situation but hitters cant admire a homerun in a similar scenario? Sounds kinda like socialism to me to be perfectly honest with you commie
>>67143672
Trip back on obr
Is this our year?
>>67143740
People want to visit Chicago's largest open air piss bar and shit everywhere.
>>67143753
>homophobic in 2016
You people sicken me.
>>67143726
Confirmed for Naperville.
>>67143626
>rags
>muh elite bullpen
>swept by white sox
Why are you so mad we swept you guys? Shouldn't you be hating the Lastros and Anglels?
>>67143740
Better than Texass
Chris Russo just absolutely wrecked Jake Arrieta on two things:
>Arrieta responding to steroid allegations
There were no formal allegations and it's just Arriata bitching about Twitter trolls...again.
>Arrieta talking about free agency already
The Cubs can do whatever they want with you because they're a big market team with a lot of money and a bright future.
He's a fine player, but I hate when the media paints him like a good character.
>>67143366
He is a San fagsisco cuck fan..
>>67143773
>Complains about people pissing and shitting
Shows a guy having fun in the bleachers
Meaning the Who's stadium is designed to look like a prison yard and is nicknamed the Cell. I wonder why?
>>67143830
>he thinks arrieta wont be a yankee
>>67143782
It's not homophobia. It's the north side culture. They act like they are the entire city and never leave it. Why would they? All the gay cock comes to them. I don't care how many dicks they suck but at least acknowledge the other 75% of the city
>>67143833
>Rags
>Muh Elite Bullpen
>THIS desperate to hate the White Sox
>(You)
>>67143830
I guarantee you the Cubs will pay whatever it takes to keep Arrieta
>>67143844
Northwestern Indiana here, redpilled part of Chicagoland tbqh familia
>>67143830
Uhhh there are players accusing Arrieta of PED use. Obviously none are willing to put their name behind it because they share the same union as Arrieta, but the accusations are out there.
What shocks me is that the media decided to turn the whole story about Arrieta being accused by OTHER PLAYERS (this almost never happens) of steroid use into what Jake Arrieta thinks of other players accusing him of steroid use. Did it occur to anyone that if other players think Jake Arrieta is using steroids... he might be using fucking steroids? When you see the entire media monolithically bury a lede like that you can be damn well assured MLB is moving in to protect its precious Cubbies.
>>67143846
>Implying I'm not a lifelong cubs fan since 2015.
>>67143862
The issue is the duration of the contract, not pay. Cubs want it to be 3-4 years, Arrieta wants 6-7.
You already had people like Hayward and Lackey turn down better paying offers to play for the Cubs, so money is clearly not going to be the big factor, it's long term security that Arrieta is looking at.
>its a baseball thread devolves into a city shitposting thread episode
>>67143868
>Did it occur to anyone that if other players think Jake Arrieta is using steroids... he might be using fucking steroids?
That's what strikes me. Even if players were accusing him, they were not high profile accusations that needed to be addressed, but Arrieta went on the damage control anyway.
You think /mlb/ will reach max shitposting levels when the Crosstown Classic happens?
>>67143713
>going to/living in shitcongo
>>67143878
hayward took the deal because hes ring chasing, hes going to 100% opt out no matter what happens
>>67143868
If you don't have anyone to stand by their claim, then there isn't a story to run since it can easily be said the reporter is just making shit up, so the only story is what Arrieta thinks of the claims. The other big thing is Arrieta has an insane work out regiment and eats well.
Only person who put their name on the accusation was Ozzie Gullien's wife's son.
http://sportsmockery.com/2016/04/ozzie-guillens-son-accused-jake-arrieta-taking-steroids/
>>67143917
>Saving images of frogs on your computer
The worst type of newfag degenerate.
>>67143901
Yes
>>67143924
No shit, and if the cubs continue to do well and win it all. It's going to put them in higher demand from free agents who want on board because they got a great manager, prospects who are hitting their stride, just rebuilt the stadium to have the best facilities in baseball, and a loyal fanbase who will come out in thick and thin.
/mlb/ suddenly went to shit
Thanks a lot shit sox fans. Your meme shit team and shit """""" fans"""""" who only now suddenly came out of the woodwork
Hope you and your meme team gets shot
Stop shitting up /mlb/ and go back to being the whos.
>>67143930
If the accusations aren't news, then why is his response news? He's literally the only professional athlete that would respond to something so trivial, and it only makes me more suspicious.
>>67143952
>no more Moustakas posting
>/mlb/ is worse
>>67143952
>OTTOMAN anger grows every day to hide the pain of the impending collapse
Lol
>>67143409
>implying I'm not a sox fan shitposting about them to make them seem relevant.
>>67143952
mlb has always been shit but game threads are goat
>>67143976
Will this Cubs-Royals """""""""''broship"""""""""'' ever end? Maybe the Cards-Sox should form their own.
>>67143978
What's this Ottoman humor meme, pls tell me
>>67143952
>team gets good
>fans come out to shitpost
>fans of rival teams get mad
Rinse and repeat. It happens to every good team every year.
>>67143995
the last time the cusb hon the WS we had embassies in the ottoman and russian empires
>>67143957
Because the accusation are out there so it's better to make a response to squash them instead of letting them linger. Do you know anything about PR?
As for why Arrieta was shit for the O's and turned godlike for the Cubs, read this.
http://sportsmockery.com/2016/04/mlb-insider-says-orioles-ruined-arrieta-cubs-fixed/
O's pitching coach demanded Arrieta pitch a very specific style which greatly stunted his abilities. Cubs just went 'pitch how you want' and you can see the difference.
>>67143930
No MLB player is going to put his name behind an accusation like that unlesss he really, really has an axe to grind. He'd become a pariah immediately.
What players can do, but very seldom do, is let beat guys in on some gossip going around because it irritates them that Arrieta puts on this dog and pony show about yoga (fucking LOL) being responsible for his physical transformation. Workplace gossip at its core is almost always based on some level of fact, but beat guys cant necessarily print that they heard something anonymously so they introduce to the world via a question. No reporter can sit on a lead like that, but an editorial decision can be made by management to laugh off the accusations and make the story about LE EPIC BEARD BADASS JAKE ARRIETA. This is usually at the behest of MLB, who is probably loving all the bandwagoning that comes when the Cubs are decent.
>>67143952
>Rags
>Muh Elite Bullpen
>Rags
>Rags
>Rags
>Rags
>>67143979
Haha that would be funny.
>whos
>>67143995
>Cards-Sox counter-broship
I proposed this and got quickly shot down. It's perfect though because all the teams are good and it covers division rivalries as well as state rivalries.
>>67143995
Only people pushing a Cubs Royals broship are the who.
>>67144012
Oh so it's not a /hoc/ meme?
I thought it had more meaning
>>67144017
>Being this butthurt
Enjoying all your hersay in order to rationalize why Arrieta kicks the shit out of your team.
If he flunks a drug test, then you got a point, until then. He's clean and you're just mad he's styling you.
>>67144011
Thing is whos fans aren't even shitposting.
Most of them are laughing at the situation and waiting for them to disappoint as usual.
>>67143409
>>67142402
>>67141233
Corny af
>>67144014
The cubs pitching coach made one change. Had him move over on the rubber. Watch Arietta and he is at about the end of the rubber
>>67144014
>Because the accusation are out there so it's better to make a response to squash them instead of letting them linger.
>Do you know anything about PR?
...do you? Why the fuck would you give media attention to something negative that has no media attention?
>Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Cub fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice
>Harry Caray was born… and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cub pitchers
>16 US presidents were elected
>There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>Wrigley Field was built and became the oldest park in the National League
>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 40 summer & winter Olympics have been held.
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses.
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back in style.
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Cubs won
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITCONGO CUBS WON
>The last time the Cubs won, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the cusbs will still suck
>>67144057
You are literally a child unable to comprehend that an athlete is lying to you. Part of growing up is learning to not let the truth offend you.
>>67144041
Cards fans you mean, they were the first ones to call you cucks out.
I respect the Cardinals but I don't root for them like you Cubs fans relentlessly root for the Royals and vice versa.
But if it takes a counter broship, so be it.
>>67144041
Hell no.
>>67143995
>Maybe the Cards-Sox should form their own.
Hell no
>>67144063
they had him throw from his original arm slot and let him use his cutter, they didnt really alter anything, they just let him do everything he wanted to do that the orioles wouldnt.
>lillies
>>67144085
Last time I checked Cubs fans were dickriding Arietta earlier after his no-no. What's with the sudden change of heart all of a sudden?
Wish he pitched for the White Sox so you could spam more of the "Whos" meme?
>>67144084
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
This is still my favorite
>>67144065
Because if you don't deny it people will assume silence means admission of guilt and then say that's the truth.
You clearly don't know anything about how PR works. Silence is detrimental when it comes to attacks on your public image that might be plausible.
>>67144121
Well they put him on a steady diet of steroids shipped in from the cycling community in the lowlands and France. But other than that they just let him do what he wanted.
>>67144131
Royals invented the whos meme.
>>67144085
I'm figuratively a child at heart, and feel bad you're just butthurt old man shitposting on an anonymous image board.
>>67144146
You say this now but I bet you were defending Kane's silence when the rape accusations came last year.
Hypocritical piece of shit.
>>67144152
You're thinking of the Blue Jays.
Im a White Sox fan and I love the whos meme, the more bandwagon faggots from the collar counties root for Naperville's Team, the less I have to contend with them at US Cellular.
>>67144146
This is unequivocally wrong though, unless Arrieta is the only one that knows this and everyone else is making the mistake. Stop pretending you're majoring in PR.
>>67144177
Different accusations begot different responses. SHOCK. As I said, you don't know anything about PR.
>>67144184
>Only Arrieta knows he's not on steroids and everyone accusing him is wrong.
HMMMM
>>67144181
I'm still pulling for (definitely not expecting) the Sox to stay 1 game behind them the entire year and then snatch if from them in the World Series.
Good thread
>>67144206
I was talking about the PR thing. Is Arrieta the only public figure on earth that knows you're supposed to make an announcement about every little allegation made about you? Or are you trying to change the subject because you are full of shit?
>>67144177
>Thinking you should publicly comment on a criminal investigation against you
>Comparing that to anonymous allegations of doping
You can't be that stupid
>>67144219
Jake arrieta doesnt do steroids, he does """"""""""pilates"""""""""""
>>67144180
i fucking wish our pitchers would start roiding
>>67144181
I'm in Iowa, it's Cubs, Royals, Cardinals, and Twins here. I'm the lone White Sox fan I know.
>Arizona Dbags
>Atlanta Barves
>Baltimore Oriolels
>Boston Red Sux
>Shitcongo Cusb
>The Whos of Shitcongo
>Cincinnati Reds
>Cleveland Injuns
>Colorado Rookies
>Detroit Tiggers
>Houston Asstros
>Kansas Shitty Roylels
>Analslime Anglels
>Los Angeles Doyers
>Miami Marlels
>Milwaukee Broors
>Minnesota T___s
>New York Mest
>New York Bankees
>Chokeland Pathetics
>Shittsburgh Pierats
>Philadelphia Phillels
>San Diego Madres
>Shitattle Memeiners
>San Francisco Jints
>St. Louis Methinals
>Tampa Bay Rasy
>Texass Rags
>Toronto Blow Gays
>Walgreen's
>>67144264
I can't imagine the White Sox have any national presence aside from the gangsters and rappers wearing the cap.
>>67144250
Arrieta is on the top of the mountain so he's going to go out of his way to squash all the rumors so they don't build up. Clearly you think that by denying them, they're true. But that's because you want it to be true and are inherently biased. I at least give due process and will admit I'm wrong if he fails a drug test. Until that happens though, you have no proof more than your own speculation.
>>67143830
>>67143868
>>67143957
>>67144017
i have literally no doubt arrieta is juicing and the media is covering for him. didn't notice it before, but yea it makes sense.
>>67144084
You forgot
>the color barrier THEY helped established ended, with many black and latino players winning a ring
>none of them are cubs players
>>67144283
Do all Royals fans and Cubs fans think this?
They're really popular in Northwest Indiana, if not more liked than the Cubs
>>67144264
Wow twins?
>>67144283
Believe it or not, not everyone in "Cubs territory" wants to be associated with a bunch of shrieking faggots pretending to be tortured fans (when the reality is they just forget the Cubs exist until they make their once-a-decade run at glory).
>>67144267
REDS Bro is this you?
>roidraging at trolls on twitter
wew
>>67144181
>tfw $7 tickets and can move wherever I wanted
In 2013 when they already lost 90+ games in the waning weeks I was joking with the gate people to pay me to go in
>>67144323
Northern Iowa is Twins country.
Eastern is Cubs.
Southern and Western is a mix of Cards and Royals
I live in Dubuque.
>>67144284
This isn't what I'm saying it all, but clearly you're projecting and trying to change the subject, so I'll give it a rest. If you're still confused, go back to my previous posts because I already spelled it out for you.
>>67144321
Northwest Indiana is right there, though.
>>67144332
But they don't. The White Sox have no presence in the city outside of reactionaries who hate the cubs. If they had their own fanbase, they wouldn't be struggling to fill their stadium since the tickets are like $5, and they cut the prices on beer and food as well.
>>67144267
resd fasn are cancer
>>67144383
You're clearly deflecting since your main argument was always 'why deny something that can't be proven? It must mean it's true!' You should just admit to your bias and give it a rest.
>>67144397
Every single metric, from Facebook follows to vanity license plates, has the Sox as the more popular team in Chicago and Cook County. It has been this way forever, the Cubs passed the Sox in popularity by playing up the bleacher bum atmosphere to the booming suburbs... but the city and Cook County have always been and will always be Sox territory.
>so many posts in this whole thread about an irrelevant team
>>67144397
I don't know, I see a ton of white Sox hats here in Texas.
>>67144456
Sure they aren't mexican gangsters?
>>67138989
>spring training
>Royals fans pretending to be Cubs fans
Why?
>>67144439
Clearly can't be faked
>Vanity plates
Easier to get and also gets perks.
>>67144417
>why deny something that can't be proven? It must mean it's true!
Am I supposed to defend these straw man arguments you set up in my place? See >>67143898 and go study for that PR exam.
>>67144469
They are, yeah. Pretty sure it's because easy e wore one
>>67144469
Is this guy mad Cubs hats aren't worn but White Sox ones are?
inb4dindus
>>67144439
The Cubs are more popular in the corn fields because of WGN.
>>67142252
>he doesn't have three hands
this board is full of plebs
>>67144481
Nice fallacy, fallacy, I just repeated what you said in your own post.
>>67144449
>yfw this will be the norm for the rest of the season somehow
dohohohohohoho
>>67144479
http://www.chicagonow.com/waiting-4-cubs/2013/02/there-are-more-white-sox-fans-than-cub-fans-in-chicago/
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/04/24/upshot/facebook-baseball-map.html?_r=1#8,41.870,-87.503
>>67144495
Maybe the Cubs shouldn't have the most boring hat in the league.
>>67144516
Really? Which one?
>>67144523
Get your facts out of here. They're interfering with the whos meme.
>>67144539
In the post you just posted.
Cusb and white sux fans just need to shoot each other already. You live in Chicago, pretty sure you can find a gun laying around.
>>67144550
It's not there...
Are you that bad at reading comprehension?
Is Arrieta the least entertaining pitcher in the league? He is literally pop-up, the pitcher.
>“If we don’t work out a deal here, and I go to free agency, I will get six or seven years. No doubt about that,” Arrieta says. “I’d like to stay in Chicago, but if they don’t want me, somebody will.”
uh why do big name players have to be such assholes in these situations, the giants got so lucky their ace is a stupid hick with no concept of money or value
also hes pretty much confirmed to go to the yankees along with harper right?
>>67144566
Only black people are allowed to have guns here.
>>67139105
>spring training
>>67144595
The Cubs finally have a roster of guys that aren't cocky assholes, and then this guy shows up.
>>67144590
gerrit cole is pretty boring
>mfw God finally lets a line drive hit Arrieta in the temple
Is this niqqa gonna take ROY?
>>67144476
The broship
>>67144595
Dude the Cubs under Theo treat their players like shit. They gamed the Super 2 system with Bryant, they forced Schwarber to play LF which led to a career threatening leg injury, the nickel and dimed Arrieta to avoid arbitration, they fucked over Folwer with the QO, the hauled Castro away because Maddon didn't like him...
Dirty little secret: Cubs players hate Cubs management. The reason they went for this whole youth movement is because young players are controllable and more shy to rebel against shitty tactics. They grabbed a few beta-male company men in free agency (Heyward and Zobrist), but really its a shitty place to work.
OH SHIT
MARINERS BROS IT'S HAPPENING
>Mike Salk, 710 ESPN @TheMikeSalk 2m2 minutes ago
>Major breaking news. Sources say major shakeup at Mariners ownership with Howard Lincoln retiring. Not confirmed by team.
I'M SO HAPPY
>>67144476
they lost last night so they cant shitpost about the royals but still want to shitpost so they do it under the guise of another temas fans
>>67144595
>look up details on Bumgarner's contract
>"I grew up poor," he said. "I don't need a whole lot of money to get by. I mean, I ain't playing for money, I guess."
damn
>>67144583
>Can't read his own posts
>Resorting to reaction images
>>67144689
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
MARINERS IN FIRST
WE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR
DYNASTY BY 2020
>>67144698
Why is the nigger mentality so different though?
>>67144685
>they fucked over Folwer with the QO
every team does that though
>>67144689
>inb4 they move to OKC
>>67144685
Source: My Ass
Castro was dumped because he was mid level player which you could replace for a 10th of the cost.
>>67144704
>>67144689
Is it finally turning around for us Ms bros?
Do we finally see the light?
>>67144689
Sheeeeiiiitt..who'll take over next? Paul Allen was saying he wanted a baseball team. And he did the seahawks good.
>>67144701
I'm CLEARLY not directly accusing Arrieta of PED use, but I'm making it REALLY FUCKING CLEAR that he's an idiot for drawing attention to it. Yesterday, no one was talking about it. Today, everyone is talking about it. You think everyone that heard about it today is going to take Arrieta's word for it? Please, this drew up a ton of avoidable controversy whether he is juicing or not. He's the only public figure on earth that handles tiny rumors like that, and you're sitting here telling me it's standard PR protocol.
You DENSE motherfucker.
>>67144698
>Already has 3 rings
>Current contract enough to sethim and his family up for generations
>Will still sign another big contract at 30 if he stays healthy
>has a wife he loves and is not a golddigging whore who will leave him after he retires
>seem to enjoy sf and his job
Bums got his shit taken care of
>>67144757
>wanting a Ted Turner owner
It's hell, bro.
>>67144793
Wrong, you're implying Arrieta is guilty by denying it.
>>67144802
plus he has the entirety of san fransisco basically on his dick
>>67143839
Arrieta is not coming back to the AL
>>67144655
It's ogre
Samoa's gonna dominate the league
Gray's gonna win cy young
>>67144805
If it turns out to be true that he is leaving, who'd you want to take over? Paul is one of the only ones I know who wants a team.
>>67144809
That's wrong, but there's also truth to it because that's how people perceive it. Let me put this in perspective for you: if your classmate called you gay, would you stand up next to your 7th grade class during lunch to make a big announcement about how you're not gay?
>>67144856
I have no idea, but I'm just saying dual-team owners are shit no matter how good they were with one team.
>>67144827
That happens when you carry a team to a trophy
>>67144893
He's been doing fine with the seahawks and trailblazers but I get your hesitancy.
>>67144755
Yes.
>>67144846
he will when the yankees are the only team willing to give him a 7 year 200 mil deal at 32 years of age
>>67144873
That's not an apt comparison since one is attacking your achievements and the other is a general attack.
Again, you were implying guilt by denial. You cannot deny that.
>>67145018
I'm implying guilt by bringing it up. No one brought it up to him.
>team power rankings in April
>>67145092
It was out there already, just only has hearsay. At least you admit you're trying to tar Arrieta without due process.
>>67145099
>power rankings
>ever
They're just hyped up opinion pieces.
Have you voted yet?
>>67145151
>>67145099
>mad that the Cubs are on top and your shit teams aren't
>>67145176
HEY NOW, YOURE AN ALL STAR
>>67145186
>Cubs
Literally who? Is that the team in Chicago? Oh wait that's the sox..sorry can't say I know these "cubs"
>>67145010
...this is fine
>>67145213
Hey man he deserves it. My only regret is that eternal All-Star David Wright is slumping hard and Arenado is just playing too well to ignore.
Migo sent down. Dwebb back up.
Guess we need the bullpen hell.
>>67145176
I dont follow AAA so I have opinons on that league.... but AL:
C Salvador Perez KC
1B Joe Mauer MIN
2B Jose Altuve HOU
3B Manny Machado BAL
SS Francisco Lindor CLE
OF Adam Eaton CWS
OF Jose Bautista TOR
OF Kevin Kiermaier TB
DH Nelson Cruz SEA
>>67145282
Meant to say help. Then again it's dwebb so maybe hell fits.
>>67145099
>lol its early these games dont matter
>proceed to miss out on winning the division or wc by 2 or 3 games 6 months later
>>67144689
I'd love to see Kevin Mather become the owner. He's really turned our image around even if we had a down year last year.
Great guy too
>>67145282
At least it wasn't Scott "muh Escalade" Carroll.
>>67145282
Thanks for nothing Miguel Gonzales.
>orioles rejects
>>67145403
Isnt he on the DL?
>>67145430
>Failing Orioles pitcher going to Chicago
Sorry it worked for Hammel, Strop and Arrieta.
>>67145394
Rumor has it that John Stanton, a minority owner, is taking the reigns.
>>67145443
I thought both Sox players on the DL were catchers. Avila and Smith, who was scratched just before the game.
>>67145464
>Worked for Strop
That fucker was a disaster, he almost blew the game against the Brewers last night.
>>67145615
Coats and Carroll are both on the AAA DL
>>67144793
And you're calling Cubs fans delusional? topkek, Arrieta has been inshape his entire baseball career. He does pilates, eats insanely healthy and lots of cardio. All of the above translates to consistent delivery, flexibility, strength and endurance. You sir, are the dense motherfucker.
>>67145151
Aaand so is being in first place, right? 20+ games is a decent enough sample size to extrapolate W-L % for the remainder of the season barring outliers, like half of your pitching staff on the DL (Reds).
>>67145733
don't forget going on a 20 mile bike ride the day before a start
>>67145733
lol pilates, a good diet and cardio can turn an AL gas can into whatever the hell it is Arrieta has become?
you're a gullible moron
>>67145683
He has his moments.
>>67145696
Aw damn not Coats.
>>67145176
Ramos and pagan?
Are you basing this purely on one month stats?
As if Posey won't look better in july? even wellington castillo is a better bet.
>>67145464
>going to babby league
>worked
SOURCES REPORT THAT MARINERS CEO HOWARD LINCOLN HAS ANNOUNCED HIS RETIREMENT
HOLY FUCK IS THIS REAL LIFE????
>First place
>2 games over .500
>4 series wins in a row
>10 of last 12 games
>HOWARD FUCKING LINCOLN RETIRING
JUST FUCKING GIVE US THE RING ALREADY HOLY FUCK
>>67145859
No, he was a top prospect in the minor leagues, because of his cross-delivery, which hid his hand from the batter during his delivery, and created deception. The Orioles pitching staff was retarded enough to force him to change his pitching stance, which was a flat delivery, with a low release point. This by the way, is the worst way to do it, since it gives the batter a better view of your hand grip. So, Arrieta's high ERA in the AL is because he was forced to use a shitty delivery. Now, go read up on shit before you comment on it you absolute idiot.
>>67145899
Well shit. Wasn't aware.
>>67146020
Hold on there, bucking. This is the mariners we're talking about. Let's see how it goes from here on out before getting on the hype train. Remember the M's were projected at number 1 when they signed cruz.
>>67146179
>bucking
Bucko.
>>67146020
MARINERS FINALLY SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
THE HAPPENING
CELEBRATE WITH ME BROS
>Mariners getting all hype
>my face when their season crashes and burns the same way it always has the past 15 years
>>67145176
>Hopping on story's dick cuz he hit a few hrs
crawford? seager? russel? all better all-around ss than trevor story
>>67146391
For now we're thinking super positively!
>>67146020
>we will finally see King Felix pitch a playoff game
Hold me Ms bros
>>67146391
>rags
>>67146408
I believe he was trying to field the memiest team.
>>67145464
>Hammlel
He was pretty shit when they shipped him to the A's
>>67146391
>Nooooooo stop having faith in your team!!! No no no!
>>67145733
>pilates
Literally exercises that women do to fuck better
>>67146484
I'm an idiot
10/10
>>67146391
Fuck off
>rags
Let them have this.
>>67146020
Whoever's making the next general. Center it on this news.
MARINERS CELEBRATION TIME.
WE DID IT
>tfw I can finally believe again
Thank you based Mariners.
MARINERS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE A PRESS CONFERENCE AT 3:00PM PST
ITS
FUCKING
HAPPENING
MARINERS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE A PRESS CONFERENCE AT 3:00PM PST
ITS
FUCKING
HAPPENING
>>67146668
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
I'M LITERALLY CRYING
>M's fans filled with hope
Bizzaro /sp/ pls
>>67145733
Most ironic post of the day goes to you.
HAPPENING
NEW THREAD FOR HAPPENING
GET IN HERE
>>67146747
>>67146747
>>67146747
>>67145018
Where do you get the notion of achievements from? Is it an achievement to use PEDs? Or are you making a necessary connection between PED use and having success on the field? It's possible to take PEDs and still suck, or at least not achieve success. The middle school metaphor is appropriate. When you're being accused of PED use it is not some butt hurt fools whining about how you're succeeding and they aren't; it is an accusation that your attempting to gain an unfair advantage. It is a character trait that PED accusations attack, the fact that a user is willing to cheat in order to succeed, and these accusations needn't involve any success on the field.
>>67144698
>>67144802
He still goes straight to doing farm work when he visits his hometown. He still has that incredibly humble Christian farm boy work ethic.
>>67146542
....aaaand now he's considered even better than Bob Gibson, so who gives a fuck? If taking it in the ass for a few months correlated to a $300 million 7year deal, and the highest honors in sports, you'd fucking do it in a heart beat.
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