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Simpsons was good past season 9
M's
>>67134731
Someone give me a smuk frok with a hat on.
>>67134731
>no subject
>no links
>no schedule or scores
>no memes
>>67134731
Literally who is that in the OP?
>>67134778
>no memes
Sox are single handedly killing memes, like the Blue Jays.
>>67134790
George Bush
>>67134793
good
Take your memes to reddit you queer liberals
>>67134807
Your posts contains 3 memes
12th for Bandwagon Nationals
>>67134807
>reddit bashing
>gay bashing
>liberal bashing
get a load of this memer
Blue Jays suck.
Who should I bandwagon next?
Mets
lastros meminers
>>67134853
>>67134853
>>67134862
Dubs and you're now a White Sox fan.
>tfw doing better than expected
>>67134778
>no bullpen
Cardinals
>literally nobody cares about the game right now
Why was Obama one of the worst presidents in US history?
>>67134883
Same. Phillies are playing hard.
Attention if your teams bullpen has a positive WPA and clutch rating you are not allowed to EVER complain about it
Man, baseball is fucking rigged. Why should the Phillies start the top of the 9th with one out already?
>>67134929
>.02 and 1.58
FUCK
>>67134731
Of course, during his last year of reign...Obongo put all his meme magic on the who's
>>67134931
I'm so fucking annoyed right now. Odubel leads off the 9th, but there's already one out
>>67134929
>White Sox #2
>>67134731
Get obongo out of our thread
>>67134929
>#19 in WPA
>#2 in Clutch
wat
![Ouran20High20School20Host20Club2-24[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WLhjmTY.jpg "Ouran20High20School20Host20Club2-24[1]")
>>67134986
forgot pic
>first pitch thrown in the inning
>Two outs
FUCK
>>67134944
Amazing, considering they gave like 80-something runs in that Reds series.
I wonder if Gomez becomes an elite closer, can we pawn him off for half of some team's farm system?
>>67135009
I'm watching Neris more desu. His splitter is very Contreras like
>Nashitnals fans right now
>>67134929
>rags
>>67135023
>Nashitnals
>fans
kek
Muted the Nats game to listen to Donald's victory speech.
>>67135050
I rooted for them when they had Jordan Zimmerman and Gio.
But now they're gone
>>67135053
I don't get how anyone can stand looking at that oompa loompa tbhfam.
DODGERS MARLINS
>>67135052
DODGERS MARLINS
>>67135052
DODGERS MARLINS
>>67135052
DODGERS MARLINS
>>67135052
>>67135023
That's me as a Phillies fan right now.
Pls dont blow this Phillies
SAVE_US.JENMAR
>>67135063
Only alphas will understand.
Being a Rockies fan is so hard. There is so much young talent, both on the pitching and hitting side, and yet they keep finding new and exciting ways to lose. Brutal.
>>67134884
I think not having a bullpen would produce better results at this juncture anon. It should be a cardinal sin to call that a bullpen.
>>67135100
>alphas
Nice buzzword senpai-a-lam.
>Mike Moustakas now leads the league in solo home runs 2 mins ago @gehrig38
Wow did you guys see this?
https://twitter.com/tgpschmenk/status/725147240289935361?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
>Since the start of 2015, middle infielders who have hit better than Andres Blanco's 133 wRC+ (250+ PA): 1)
>Joe Panik (136)
That's it.
>>67135137
Spotted the numale.
>his team doesn't have the best young pitcher in baseball
>>67134884
rekt
>>67135158
I don't even know what that is lol
>>67135169
The Mets have RA Dickey?
>>67135178
Confirmed for nu-male
>>67134929
>RAGS ELITE BULLPEN
>RAG FANS WERE BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR BULLPEN TWO WEEKS AGO
Just walk Harper. don't even bother with him
>>67135193
Again, you're gonna have to fill me in on this meme. Some new /pol/ shit?
Walk Harper please.
Just strike out Harper
No one likes you
>>67135210
>Some new /pol/ shit?
yes
>>67135194
A rags fan actually made me list the teams that had better bullpens to prove that they weren't the best in the league.
harpers going to walk it off isnt he
>>67134929
I actually feel better knowing the rags are shit as well.
>>67135220
I love Harper and his passion.
Fuck hating ass fa66ots like you
>>67135234
Yeah, walk off the field a loser.
Fuck year Marte.
>this Colabello interview
>Colabello crying
>this team so far this season
Fucking kill me!
>>67135277
>sportsnet setting up this shit to damage control some shit roidfag
>wont give lowe or any decent relievers the money they deserve
i fucking hate being a fan of this team fuck rogers
YES!
PHILLIES
>Royce
>Bruce Hyper
>/mlb/ hates Harper, Kershaw, Trout, Donaldson
Ummmmmmmmmmmm.......???????
There should be a day where everyone on this board just has their named changed to "Hating-ass Simp".
>Finally got Harper out, and the win
Thank god.
I swear, watching sports is going to give me a heart attack one of these days.
>still can't find a team I like and am willing to support
fuck
>JENMAR
the amount of people that just made fun of harper is proof of the immature nature meme nature of this general
none of you know how hard harper works to be the best player in baseball and you would be lucky to have the integrity, grit, talent, good looks, and intelligence of bryce. Keep talking shit while he improves year after year and writes his name in the history books while you losers shitpost on a chinese cartoon forum
>>67135169
Give him back!
>>67135340
Come to the Mariners.
meh, Harper can't save this shit team every night. Good game Phils.
>Bitch Harper
>>67135351
but i love him
>>67135340
Where are you from and where do you live?
anybody have a white sox smuk frok?
hook me up
>>67135277
Whatever it's his fucking fault for being naive and putting shit into his body. Even if he didn't know what he took(which I don't believe) he's still responsible for what he puts into his body. The drug he tested positive for is apparently very rare and only found on the black market which means its not a common drug.
I feel bad for the guy but at the same time what do you expect?
>>67135331
>>67135349
Some mad Harper fans here
>>67135351
>jays fans consistently riding AA's jock
>he gave up Syndergaard for Dickey
>>67135406
This trade is automatically vetoed when he acquired Donaldson for spare parts.
should the shift be banned?
>>67135427
No, why?
>>67135427
if you can't beat a shift you are a shitty hitter
>>67135393
who?
>>67135406
>drafted pillar
>drafted osuna
>drafted stroman
>drafted sanchize
>traded for donaldson
>signed joey and edwin to highway robbery contracts
we really do have the worst fans to be honest
>>67135427
Learn2bunt
>>67135406
thor and d'arnaud for dickey and >josh thole
>>67135427
I'm cool with that as long as the DH is banned.
>>67135427
Fuck no
>>67135449
thole has been hitting better than martin and darnot
>>67135441
>>67135432
These, fuck Girardi for suggesting that. His hitters are shitty stubborn old men that can only attempt to hit a HR with every swing to right field.
>>67135444
Osuna wasn't drafted retard.
>yfw Dickey will play more innings in Toronto than Syndershiit will play in NYM after his shoulder explodes
LOL based Cutch with his 3rd HR tonight
Most likable player tbqh
>>67135340
Royals!
Gamethreads are always a fun time.
I suggest following the best player in the American League, Mike Moustakas
>>67135481
bought from some spic team whatever, point is AA was goat at finding talent while shapoopro is shit and the only reason the indians got their shit together is once he was moved up into executive positions and away from actual GM duties
>>67135477
fun fact: josh thole is the only mets catcher to ever catch a no-hitter
>>67135427
>he cant hit to the opposite field
>American League
>Currently no real Americans
>>67135487
HAHA MEMES XD
>>67135477
Passed ball L, tho
15-6.....
>>67135427
Remember that time Anthony rizzo hit 2 base hit bunts cuz they were dumb enough to shift him twice?
>>67135487
noah is too big and juicy to get an injury like that hes a big guy(for me and everyone)
>>67135537
I see you replied to the wrong post
>>67135541
>catching a bullpen that LITERALLY CANT THROW STRIKES
How are the Marlins still as bad as they are THIS MANY YEARS into their rebuild??
>>67135561
Nope it was the correct post
>Colorado pitching
>>67135556
U U U U
>>67135556
>implying size beats physics
>>67135582
Oh, you're the one memeing. Sorry I mistook that for you accusing me of it.
FIRST PLACE FEELS SO DAMN GOOD
>>67135591
Fuck his height...dem shoulders are wide af famalam.
>>67135593
>Guy throws hard so he'll have career ending arm injury meme
nope, you are. Do not reply to my post scumbag.
>>67135617
>Guy throws so hard
He could throw 80 and he'd only be slightly less risky
>>67135608
still? al west is down this year?
>>67135608
hope you enjoy it for the next 2 hours
>>67134767
Yeah but only a few after that
TJS, followed by blowing his shoulder out. Seen it too many times
>>67135636
i don't rate the m's chances tonight
>phillies predicted to break 100 losses
>sitting at .500
Is Velasquez elite?
It'll be a fun 3 years at most, but after that he'll be a dime a dozen flamethrowing closer, or worse
>it's a "i'm jealous of your norse god so i'm going to pretend that i'm an arm doctor" episode
yawn
>>67135589
They're going to have to outright intentionally walk him his last two at-bats, or he's going to hit #'s 4 and 5.
>tfw the Sox could have a chance to be good and nonbandwagonable
Baseball gods please.
>>67135698
You got schooled in this discussion last year with Harvey. Enjoy being wrong then, being wrong now, and being wrong in the future. If it helps, you're as delusional as Bernie Sanders supporters
>he rates volquez
>>67135698
>that smile
It made me happy
>Braves have gone 15 straight games without a HR. That's MLB's longest drought in 25 years.
>>67135727
here's a (Yawn) for you little guy
>>67135745
cutest battery in the league
>Shelby Miller again has his fastball velocity all over the place and shitty mechanics
Mike Butcher strikes again.
>>67135698
This post makes me cringe.
>>67135776
he looks handsome then ugly as fuck from certain angles
>>67135785
Nah, history won't repeat itself because it's HIS favorite players. they're immune to injuries
>>67135698
>'''''''god''''''''
Maybe he's the quad-head God.
>>67135785
hey, thanks for sharing
>>67135808
while i like the long hair, i think it's getting a bit ridiculous at this point
plus it's kind of already degrom's thing
>>67135727
I'm all for laughing at mestfags but
>If it helps, you're as delusional as Bernie Sanders supporters
Stop hatin on Bernie, he's hella based, it's not his fault he's too old to be president.
>>67135487
you are so mad right now
>>67135846
I didn't say anything about him or his views. The delusion lies in thinking he stands a chance
>>67135849
>My team won
>Best rotation in baseball
>Best record in baseball
I'm pretty fine desu
So we have agreed that the weaboo mest fan is the most uneducated and homer poster on the 4chan right?
>>67135877
kek your obsession is still a thing? idk why you like that guy's post so much though
>>67135893
>denying ownership of a post (you) made
>>67135808
Scandi genetics tend to do that. Don't know why. I guess the hair too, like >>67135840 mentioned
>yfw if the Yankees win tomorrow they'll be 9-11
>>67135893
If you dare post a cap of one of pissboi's posts now he'll get you banned, but if he does it it's fine. What a twat.
>>67135755
>team slugging percentage is 0.283
has a team ever slugged under .300 for a season?
TWINS WITH BACK TO BACK WALKOFFS AGAINST DIVISION RIVAL
ARE >WE BACK?
>>67135910
except i didn't? there are posts from me on that same day, i don't use that image, and i don't type like that
but yeah, if daddy "the dodgers will win the NLDS" greinke says it, it must be tr00 right?
>>67135938
>banned
is he a janny? that would explain a lot
>>67135962
Jepsen is garbage
>>67135962
>against the Indians the projected AL Central leaders
Feels good man. That 0-9 start was a fluke. AL Central better watch out.
>>67135933
>Crap Crap Shitbathia is pitching tomorrow
Not happening
>>67135942
Honest question: Who even is the best player on that team? Pitcher or position player, doesn't matter. I can't think of a single player on the barves and think "yeah, i'd kill to have THAT guy on my team."
>>67136003
freddie freeman i guess
I may not live in New York and the Reds may not be good but at least I'll always be white and not a Jewberg or guinea woppola like 90% of Mets fans
>>67135869
Typically when candidates who appeal to high schoolers and pillheads without drivers licenses run for office they dont have a very good voter turnout. Also when you appeal to poor people you dont make very much money for your campaign either.
Bernie is an old retard. I hate him because he couldve saved us from this crazy bitch Hillary but now the fate of our country lies in the hands of Donald Trump
>>67135997
>against the >rags
>>67136003
Markakis is having a good season, but thats about it
>>67136022
Thank god
>>67134929
I refuse to believe the Angels are top 10
>>67136020
The Mets are the Tottenham hotspur of MLB.
>>67136022
>crooked politician who at least pretends to have good intentions vs. ugly-ass washed-up reality star oompa loompa who's turned "america" from a country into a buzzword
yeah i'll stick with voting for the candidate that won't make the country look like a literal joke to the rest of the world.
>>67136022
Lol! Get cucked America!
>>67136098
>Look like a joke
>Crumble into history
I'll take looking like a joke
>>67136130
We're all gonna crumble into history anyway, anon. Might as well do it in a less embarrassing fashion.
>>67134929
>white Sox #2
To think 2 years ago Belisario and crew almost made me want to jump into the Chicago river. Thank you based Hahn. Hope this keeps up past April.
>>67136085
the mets have actually won things though
>>67136141
>>67136141
I'd like to crumble into history in about 70 years when I've lived to be 90, rather than in 2019 when we're enslaved by conquerors
YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM HAS 15 WINS
NOT SO FAST EVERYONE THATS NOT BASED CHICAGO
>>67136168
10 Wins, reporting in
>>67136168
Go away. Stop this shit.
>>67136152
Which is exactly what happens under a fascist like Trump.
I mean, who's gonna conquer us? Isis? They haven't done shit. Literally the San Diego Padres of terrorism.
We had such high hopes two days ago. Everything has come crashing down since. Back to mediocrity
mets with the meme magic
>>67136199
Under Hilary, there wouldn't be a soul that couldn't be stopped from invading and destroying America
>>67136199
trump will do nothing but cozy up with his economic cronies, like any other president literally ever
he will probably do it more than anyone
>>67136215
>there are people that unironically, truly believe things like this
we're fucked lads
>>67136215
You mean like how i invaded and destroyed your mom's pussy?
>>67136230
THere are people who DON'T think Trump is the literal best case scenario for president since the 1996 Election
>>67134929
dat broors clutch rating doe
THIS ISNT /pol/ LEAVE REEEE
>>67136168
We all know this is the White Sox's year.
>>67135962
Bullpen still sucks, but sky's the limit once Sano and Park start destroying the ball with runners on base
WHO /BEST RECORD/ HERE?
WHO /BEST RUN DIFFERENTIAL/ HERE?
WHO /HASN'T LOST BACK TO BACK GAMES/ HERE?
WHO /LARGEST DIVISION LEAD/ HERE?
>mfw no one can reply to this with anything other than "muh curse"
>>67136297
It makes me so happy to see cubs fans this excited, knowing they'll inevitably choke and backtrack to how they're so promising and next year will be their year
holy shit corey seager is hot as fuck
Are you even trying AL west?
>>67136297
Phillies are none of those things, but I'm still responding to you without saying the words you quoted.
>>67135755
Reminder that the Braves AS A TEAM have only 3 total home runs.
94 separate players have as many home runs as the Braves
They are on pace to hit 24 total home runs on the year.
>>67136297
who /worst beatdown in the history of the nlcs/ here
>>67136297
It's April
>>67136359
He's like Miley Cyrus' hot younger brother.
>>67136381
Lmao
>>67136381
andrew mccutchen hit as many home runs today as the braves have hit all year
>>67136381
why is this a surprise, the FO doesnt give a single fuck untill they get into the new stadium, they could literally only win 56 games and they wont care
>>67136098
Hillary is more corrupt and war mongering than donald. She is basically like a female george bush. And worse she wants to open the borders and make her entire cabinet women.
Just look at places in Europe that have leftist feminized governments and how well they are doing. Their citizens are getting nail bombed by muslims they let in with open arms, their economies are in the shitter and these women leaders have the audacity to (literally) cry and apologize to muslims on tv for not being more tolerant.
This is absolute cuckholdery. Its embarassing desu. More embarassing than having a real estate mogul running your country. It sucks to say but Trump is the answer for America right now. Hillary needs to fucking die
The Cubs and the Sox both Chicago teams have the 1st and 2nd best records in baseball and lead their respective leagues
The funny thing is the difference between their fans.
The Cubs fans are all WORLD SERIES. WORLD SERIES. POSTSEASON LOCK. BEST RECORD GET FUCKED REAT OF MLB
The Sox fans are all, wow we actually have the best record in the AL? Maybe there's a chance? Or we'll just crash and burn again? It's only April, nothing is real.
What's up with that?
I'll just leave this here
>>67134730
>>67134701
>>67136435
cubs fans are whats up
>>67136435
Whos fans know the truth. Cusb fans are blinded by delusion.
>>67136435
cubs fans are like "WORLD SERIES WORLD SERIES" every year
>>67136435
cubs fans are delusional losers, white sox fans have been beaten down by adversity over the years
ironically enough the whos have had much more success more recently than the cubs
>>67136435
Casual shit-of-the-earth vs people who started watching baseball before 2015
>>67136427
>And worse she wants to open the borders and make her entire cabinet women.
Half, not all. And nothing wrong with open borders. If those "rapists and murderers" as Trump calls them can play an important role in keeping that meme out of office, then they deserve our jobs, women and money.
>>67136444
those 2 apehoop fans are clearly indicative of all canadian posters on this mongolian sports forum
good work
>>67136444
i-it doesn't matter how the jays are doing until bandwagon season starts!
>>67136435
The Cubs and the who?
>>67136427
America is a fucking joke who cares.
>>>/pol/
>>67136297
Dude, it's not even May yet...
One of you stat nerds needs to make a stat that has different values for walking a Bryce Harper/Mike Trout and a Peter Bourjos/Pitcher.
>>67136455
This.
>/pol/ in my /mlb/
Fuck off, autists. No one likes you.
>>67136435
last year LITERALLY
>SOME SHIT NERD MOVIE FROM THE 80S SAID WE'RE GONNA WIN IT ALL THIS YEAR TEAM OF DESTINY AMERICA'S TEAM EVERYBODY LOVE US AND FORGET ABOUT THOSE DEATH THREATS WE SEND OTHER FANS WOW SURE FEEL BAD FOR THAT AL TEAM FROM MIAMI WE'RE GONNA SWEEP
>>67136435
Cubs had expectations coming into the season, Sox didn't
Are cubs fans the reason the blackhawks have the worst fan base in hockey?
>>67136505
Agreed x100. Trump-posting needs to be treated like MLP.
>>67136506
>tfw we swept them off the face of the earth
>>67136435
You pose a good point but then again the whos fans spam anime
So Cubs fans tbqh
>>67136524
>all United Center traffic comes from northern and western suburbs
Yes.
>>67136475
>nothing wrong with forced diversity for the sake of it
>nothing wrong with open borders with a country that is partially controlled by drug cartels
>nothing wrong with illegals cause ???
i hope you're trolling im not even that guy
>>67136533
I'm a white sox fan and I'm not sure whats up with the anime posting.
>>67136497
what do you mean, how often they get intentionally walked or the value of walking them
>>67136545
Its just RBO and some other anon. Doesn't bother me much tbhwy
>>67136530
not just a sweep, a historic beatdown. i literally dont even know how cubs fans can talk shit.
>>67136505
>white """""people"""""
That asian guy gets a pass though. It's not his fault he likes anime, he was born that way.
why is everyone so mad the Cubs are doing good? Isn't it at least a little enjoyable seeing a team turn around as effectively as they have?
>>67136545
Rbo is basically our ringleader, and he promotes the anime posting hard.
>>67136530
Why do you keep trying to flount around some superiority over NL teams when your team was absolutely fucking blown out by the premier meme team of the AL?
I cringe everytime you make a post.
>>67136567
Cubs fans still blame all 4 losses on ball and strike calls.
>>67136547
The NFL has a stat like DVOA, which has variables. So a 4 yard run against a defense that normally only allows 2 yards per run is valued better than a 4 yard run against a team that normally allows 5 yards per run.
The theory in baseball would be that this stat would have a much less negative(if not positive) impact on a walk to a Harper versus a Bourjos
>>67136545
During the years of mass suckitude, anime was a mega coping mechanism for watching sox games and being a fan of the team. This being an anime imageboard, this coping mechanism took off and basically became a tradition.
>>67136524
Blackhawks don't even have the worst fanbase in hockey.
>>67136539
>>nothing wrong with forced diversity for the sake of it
When it's forced then yeah it's not necessary but i see literally no reason to get upset over it.
>nothing wrong with open borders with a country that is partially controlled by drug cartels
what do you care, they're not gonna start a war with america or anything. feeling threatened by mexico is like feeling threatened by a toaster.
>nothing wrong with illegals cause ???
land of the free. own up to it.
>>67136570
>enjoyable in any way to reward the most casual and savage mongoloid fanbase outside LA
>>67136586
perhaps because mets are reigning NL champions
>>67136570
Sounds like socialism to me. Scum.
>lastros
>>67136563
muh regular season w-l
>>67136586
>lol u lost to the best team in baseball
>lol u made da eries
>lol haha cringe
kek
>>67136586
You have to remember that most fans of that 86 team have been yankee fans since the 90s. Which makes the history of most modern mets fans look like this
>Lose WS to Yankees(Those that didn't outright jump here are rare)
>Suck for some years
>Lose to Cardinals in NLCS
>Historic Collapse against Phillies
>Another Collapse against Phillies
>Suck for some years
>Lose World Series to Royals in a Cinderella run
>>67135648
how do you rate them now buddy?
>>67136603
>they don't have the worst fan base
As soon as they got good, casual shitters made talking about hockey straight up cringeworthy
>kershaw
kek
Based Ms
Get fucked AL West
>>67136627
*cringe*
>>67136646
kongs are worse because stinky smelly beaners
ruins are worse because lolboston
>Kl8ton Kershit
OH DG, WHERE AAAAAAAARE YOOOOUUUUUU
To the one Phillies fan here, I have a question. What would your reaction be if Tomorrow's lineup looked like this(Not Batting Order)
1. Jeremy Hellickson
2. Carlos Ruiz
3. Andres Blanco
4. Cesar Hernandez
5. Maikel Franco
6. Freddy Galvis
7. Tyler Goeddel
8. Odubel Herrera
9. Literally anybody but Peter Bourjos
kershaw is doing the thing again
>>67136654
STANTON BABY STANTON
>>67136671
That should read "Kl8on Kershit"
>>67136629
there is 0% crossover in mets/yankee fans
>>67136487
Tell us about Kershit now you stupid illegal
>>67136666
good digits
why are you even responding to me though, i'm clearly affecting you in a negative way
maybe you should take a break from browsing the internet for a while?
also
>kershit
>KERSHIT
>DOYERS
>DOGSHIT
>>67136591
something like weighted value of intentional walks? Fangraphs probably has something like that, but i dont think you need math to back up intentionally walking the best hitter in the game
>>67136676
>give up homer
>plunk next guy
Stay classy kershit
>>67136704
Nah, I live in New York. One day they're wearing their Derek Jeter Jersey, the next they had to dust off the David Wright Jersey
would houston be willing to trade giles in exchange for an entire bullpen?
>>67136715
Even if its not an intentional walk. Walking certain players just hurts less than walking others. Like, the pitcher that walked Peter Bourjos this season should just kill himself.
>>67136721
ok, that didnt happen though.
>>67136711
*cringe*
>>67136745
Whatever helps you sleep at night, lad.
Where were you when Chicago claimed baseball as its own?
>>67136745
no don't you see he's FROM new york and he has an ANECDOTE it must be true
>>67136746
(Yawn)
>>67136717
Ball hit his toes retard far from intentional.
>>67136750
>Mat Latos
Pffffffwahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Mega kek
>>67136732
>First CG happens tonight.
>CG stands for Choke Game
>>67136750
A P R I L
P
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I
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>>67136750
>lackey 9th
>ERA 4.97
site dropped
>>67136763
Wouldn't be his first either
Kek
KEK
>>67136750
>latos
>>67136545
>>67136558
there's 4 of us I think
rbo, sad faggot who's always crying, faggot who makes the edits, and one other faggot
>>67136761
he really wants that 100k bonus, same for MVP and worlds eries MVP
>>67136750
>kershit btfo by his own teams Jap
Loving
Every
Laugh
So the key to exposing Scherzer is to be patient, and call time frequently.
>>67136798
What part of April do you not understand you retard memer? Maeda is going to be a god so don't ever talk shit about him racist.
>>67136750
>latos' numbers
Why does /sp/ hate Kershaw and Harper?
Its like the highlight of the threads everytime they don't perform like MVP's...
Do you hate them because they're good?
Serious question.
>>67136798
>>67136750
>HURR DURR KERSHIT DURR HURR MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
5 more months of baseball left. Get fucked.
>>67136816
>>67136828
name on pissboi
>>67136828
Well mostly because they're good, but:
Kershaw because he is a massive choker
Harper because he's a doucher
>>67136828
they are really good in their respective positions and therefore lightning rods for both criticism and admiration from media and fans
>angles """"""""offense""""""""""""
JUST
>>67136839
>wah it's april that means kershit sucking doesn't count wah wah
>kershit
>doyers
>spics
>DG
>>67136828
It's funny bacuase they perform at such a high level all time time that when they're suddenly not in MVP form it's easy to judge and call them chokers/whiners/losers etc.
>>67136828
>DG gets amnesia over the course of 1 inning
>>67136852
>you
>>67136871
Especially when one has a track record of not performing when it matters. So much so that he's been noted multiple times for being one of the very WORST at performing when it matters
>>67136672
would probably produce the same amount of runs as any other day
Also who's playing first
>>67136773
>>67136816
>>67136839
>1/6th of the season shouldn't count because I said so
DG put your trip back on so I can screencap this collosal butthurt
>>67136897
3. Andres Blanco
It was not a batting order.
RIP Kershaw's ERA
>yfw there are two NL East Outfielders that are the same exact person
I bet you didn't notice that Christian Yelich and Odubel Herrera are the same baseball player
>royals
Clayton Kershaw: Big Game, Big ERA
>Kershaw violating for 5 innings
>0 posts
>Kershaw gets slapped around for 1 inning
>36 replies
??????????
>>67136911
i can't read
>>67136935
>odubrel herrera and asdrubal cabrera arent the same person
>>67136951
>Kershaw pitches 6 innings in October
>WOW KERSHAQ IS GOAT
>Kershaw gets lit up in the 7th, ruining his team's chances of going to the World Series
>WOW IT DOESN'T COUNT, HE GOAT
Why u mad a Kershaw tho? Lmao
>MASN's play of the game was an opposing player potentially getting seriously injured
>that was the first 3 run HR Kershaw had allowed in the last 867 innings.
That's pretty fucking insane. That's like 4 seasons ago. You have to respect the skillet.
>7 shutout innings
>0 walks
>9 K's
Is Cueto an ace?
>>67136996
not counting the postseason i assume
>>67136951
>kershaw is the best handed left hander to ever pitch
>based on records and stats before a month of the regular season has even passed, I can deduce what teams should and shouldnt be in the WS
kill yourself, DG
>PANSIASS SHITTY GOYLELS
>>67136910
DG is right though. April doesn't matter.
Reminder that the Nationals have 0 wins against teams above .500
>>67137024
he was literally saying this morning that it did
>hurr it's a pro-Kershaw post it must be DG
the guy is really good have some respect for the game
>>67137024
Every single game matters. If it didn't, 2011 wouldn't have ended the way it did
>>67137039
>>67137033
Trip on DG
>kershit
>>67137011
>goylels
Kek
>>67137045
why would I be DG if I was talking about him
>>67137048
>DG this butthurt
LEEEEMAAAAAOOOOO
is there any way the lastros give up ken giles for cash considerations or are they fully commited
ITT we guess which team will win the AL West.
My prediction
>
>>67137048
L
>>67137061
I'm saying Giles to the Phillies for cash
would jej
>>67137061
If "Cash Considerations" is more like "enough to pay Correa/springer/field a competent team", then sure!
>>67137063
Mariners
>>67137081
fuck that we need him
we can even throw in elite closer drew storen to sweeten it
Top 5 Ballparks:
>PNC Park
>AT&T Park
>Camden Yards
>Coors Field
>Safeco Field
Bottom 5 Ballparks
>O.Co Coliseum
>Tropicana Field
>Yankee Stadium
>Rogers Centre
>Comerica Park
>InB4 ageing shitheaps considered in the top 5
>>67137048
Oh great, you guys Kershaw shitting the bed broke >him again.
Maybe he'll run away again tho.
>kershit
>>67137098
SafeCo that good? I never see it in top 5s, ageing shitheaps or no
>>67137121
it pops up fairly often
top 10 atleast
>>67137061
Giles for Jeanmar Gomez, straight up
>>67137103
What are you even saying?
>>67137063
A's obviously
>tfw your team got blown the fuck out today and every weed dealer you know just up and fucking disappeared the moment you have money again so you get out the shit from last weekend that your buddy bought but let you hold on to and you took it home while kind of planning to offer it back to him like a good friend but you fucking didn't so now it's midnight on Tuesday and you're getting into the blow
>>67137111
Whats with Kershit's pose?
Would you look at a packed Nationals Park! literally dozens of Nationals fans were in attendance tonight.
>>67137131
Fuck no. Throw Bourjos in as well.
>>67136750
>19/20 victory bonus pitchers
who the fuck cares in april
R8 my seats from earlier
Ps fuck the Yankees
>>67137157
Bizarro world/10
>>67137121
it's based
>>67137145
Fucking druggy. Deal with your problems with alcohol like everyone else.
>>67137121
It's pretty comfy. I went there for an angels series and liked it. The retractable roof is fancy and old school. The garlic fries though made it for me. I loved them.
>>67137180
alcohol is a drug too and that's part of the remedy anyway
>>67137147
trying to fly out of the stadium like superman
Someone please tell me when this whos meme will end. They should not be in first or relevant at all.
>>67137205
after they stop playing the blow gays
>yfw Mattingly will never lose in LA again
You may only respond to this post if someone on your team has gotten on base in 17 straight games this season
>>67137205
Soon. Their memes can't outmeme our memes.
>lastros
Guys are the Mariners for real? I want to believe and think super positively.
>>67137251
Still too early to tell but I'm so hype
>>67137251
Believing in the Ms always leads to bad things. Don't do anything.
will the braves win 50 games?
>>67137205
You should worry about your own team. Down 8-4.
>>67137313
Games not over yet. We have the power of memes.
Guys, if I hate Peter Bourjos enough, will he go away?
>>67137309
Will the braves end the season with more HRs or wins?
>>67137258
>>67137251
Ms confirmed for postseason this year.
>>67137333
Yes.
>>67137327
Why the fuck did Altherr dive for that ball in spring training
>>67137349
It's just not fair, anon.
>>67137340
Not yet. Still don't believe it but hopes are high
>>67137061
throw in AJ Reed and you have a deal
>>67137225
>what was previously the third worst offense in baseball comes in and scores 17 in 2 games
JUST
>>67137369
You got to believe Ms bro. It's safe to have faith now. These Mariners are for real. We got the AL West in the bag.
>angles lol
>rags LOL
>lastros LOOL
>Ass a little worrying but well be fine
>>67137383
they are gonna crash back down to reality when they realize other teams have pitchers that throw strikes
>>67137163
Nice. Love to have that on a commute, honestly.
>>67137183
I'd want to go during a Felix start, just for the atmosphere from King's Court. Love that sort of energy.
>Cueto with a 11-K, 1-BB Complete Game Shutout
Why is he so perfect?
Soria is guaranteed runs man fug
>>67137410
Sounds to me that they've been realizing that for the first three weeks of the season already.
>why don't the Doyers just call up Urias now to pitch from the bullpen to help ease him in to the majors and to fix their bullpen
The Nationals, Reds, and Pirates have combined for the same number of Postseason series wins as the Phillies since 2012
You all laughed at us for falling for the Cueto meme, memes power us family
It was the podrace tho tbf.
Pirates offense is going to be unfair once Based Chinaman returns next week.
>angels putting 9 on the royals
What the fuck?
>>67137225
Do you think the O's can stop them? I'm dreading a matchup vs Gonzo, honestly.
>>67136721
this doesn't really happen apart from the usual pink-hat girl. Try getting a dyed-in-the-wool Queens or Suff County resident into the Bronx under any circumstance. Not gonna happen. Manhattan/Bk cuts both ways but you're not gonna find a Bronx Met fan who isn't a transplant of some sort.
>>67137434
Because he's been known to fluctuate month to month. This April? He's great! In June? You'll probably be bitching about how overpriced and shitty he is. Then in September? Based once more!
CUETO
I love the White Sox, the start to this year is an absolute blessing compared to that horrific April last year, but I just can't get hyped until we take a series from the Royals in dominant fashion.
Mariners
Athletics
Angels
Rangers
Astros
Thoughts?
Does the MLB offer a single team package or did they decide not to do that?
>>67137483
Those are 5 baseball teams.
>>67137453
gonzo looked like shit
>tfw fell for the Cueto meme and it worked just fine
>>67137492
They do. But you can't get any in market broadcasts.
>>67137493
excellent and succinct analysis
>>67137479
Speak for yourself, I can't get hyped until I see an 82 in the W column or an X next to the team's name, both unlikely.
Been burned too much in the past. I'm not falling for it again. But it is and has been pretty fun so far. Just waiting slowly for it to all come inevitably crashing down.
>>67137505
Ask and you shall receive, friend.
>>67137499
Bumgarner and Cueto>Kershaw and Kazmir
>>67137483
>rags
Perfect
>>67137512
I think Maeda is really their number 2?
astros bout to have a position player pitch
>>67137457
That's ok. Everyone is usually shit in June
>>67137483
A's over Memeiners and it's a top notch rank senpai
>>67137531
Whatever. Dodgers a shit and can't beat the Marlins
>>67137532
A catcher pitching
Wow
>>67137512
To be fair Maeda is far an away better than assmir.
But Bum didn't get exposed by Stanton so Bumgarner and Cueto > KersHIT and Cunta
>>67137499
Ever since I saw that fat piece of shit eating am absurd amount of food at Fogo de Chao at the table across from me after I went to see the Sox in KC in a game he got absolutely BTFO'd I wrote him off as a bum. But he had some solid playoff games(hell he had some amazing playoffs games) and he's doing well this year.
>>67137510
yeah, the 2012 collapse was cringeworthy, and the worst part for me was that I got to see the start of it in person when they were still up about 5-6 on the Tigers then the Sox dropped 3 of 4 in KC while I was there.
I see more Sox games at K these days than I do at the Cell because my best friend lives there and I always visit him once a year and fly in, which beats my 5 hour drive to the Cell.
hey guys
>the lastros aren't a one season wonder
>theyll keep hitting unsustainable high amount of dingers with huge K rates
>those 5 years of tanking were all worth it
Pfhahhaha
>>67137495
Wow. And Rogers is his strong spot, or was anyway.
I guess a possible silver lining but fuckkkkk man, a lot of us liked him. Feel guilty to bust him up in his former home field. Oppo of Jom Jihnson
Thanks for taking the Sale bullet Jaysbros
>tfw no T___ks gf
>>67137579
I was at a Sale game when they had already collapsed but there was still hope. They won, and we scoreboard watched the Tigers who lost, but they just didn't finish it afterwards.
>>67137512
>Keuchel is elite
>>67137632
Denying the power of our memes only makes them stronger, senpai
>>67137632
>that image
TOP KEK
>>67137632
literally didn't even mention le even year
Try and tell me we wasted our money this offseason tho kek
>>67137570
Hol up,
Didn't bumbum and the "elite" infield get their shit pushed in on Jackie day by a dude named Kike? Lol
What was it like 5 or 7 runs that came in?
>Doyers
>>67137675
>bumblasted serving up 1 pitch homers and multiple home runs to a guy named Kike
Can't make it up
You now remember Rusney Castillo
When will the dream end /sp/?
>>67137675
Bum, yeah
The infield no
Bum hadn't had a quality start til the marlels
ANGELS
N
G
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L
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YOU MADE ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU'RE TEAM IS FIRST IN THE AL WEST
>>67137711
3 errors by the infield say otherwise.
Come back when bum has an ERA under 4 against the Dodgers
>>67137728
BASED MS GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR
GET FUCKED LASTROS AND RAGS
>Royals about to be swept
You may only reply to this post if your team's ace has more wins than the Atlanta Braves.
>>67137728
>rags
Lmao feels good
>>67137746
Doyers live in a world where 3>5 in the season series kek
>>67137728
>>67137750
>>67137760
Twelve years
>>67137710
When you play the Royals. Can't touch the power of memes.
Which team do you guys predict will produce the most memes this year?
I say Mets
>>67137768
It's actually 14 and its going to be 0 after this season
Ms are for real. Everyone else in the west get fucked
>>67137780
The memeiners duh
>>67137776
>implying you're still a meme team
Memes wither and die when they go all the way. Name a meme dynasty. I'll wait.
>royos
>>67137794
>lastros returning back to their natural place
All is right
>he's not a fan of the most scrappy and lovable team in the MLB
Sucks man :/
>>67137807
>tfw the memeiners take over the royals meme crown
Happening.
>get swept by twins
>about to sweep the royals
anglels babsel
>>67137794
>rags
>lastros
Please last all season long.
>>67137834
Jihadi John is a pirats fan no thank you
Just me and mySeattle Mariners, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout They asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and they said they'd give me their productive offense! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes Scott Servais happy so it's my only goal... Harder Robbie! Harder Dae! 1 run, 2 runs, 3 runs, 4 I'm the Mariner's princess but I'm also a whore! They make me feel squishy! They make me feel good! They make me feel everything a little Seattle Mariners fan should!~ Wa-What!
>>67137762
Who?
>>67137852
>implying he's not just another swaggot wearing the hat for #420blazeit cred
Why does nobody like the Cardinals /mlb/
My family has liked them since the 30's, they've been passed down through the generations.
>>67137858
...well...4chan doesn't like to show hearts and cummies. shit
>>67137874
they jelly.
i respect them alot.
>>67137834
Who will they put all of their seasons hopes on in the 2016 wild card game?
Who has a GIF/WEBM of Dickey's face when he gave up a HR to Navarro? The highlights don't show it.
>>67137893
>>67137901
i also forgot to add:
its mostly salty Dodger fans who haven't recovered from the
>MULTIPLE ENTRIES
/mlb/ they just marked this shirt down to $22 today from 30 previously. Should I do it? I've been wanting it for awhile now.
>>67137874
They're literally the Yankees of the National League, just toned way down. Still lots of bandwagon fans and success. You deserve to be hated, sorry. Nothin personal kid
>>67137913
It's actually cub and pirates fans. I have nothing against the Cardinals. Good fucking team. I can't hate them because they're actually good. They'll win the central and we'll meet again in the championship series.
>>67137834
I don't think theres many people who dislike the Pirates tbhwyf.
>>67137874
I think everyone respects them
most teams that are talked about on /sp/ are the ones that generate the most butthurt, cards are just quietly excellent most years
what makes me mad is that the blow gays have had like 3 absolutely memey and pathetic losses and practically nobody has shit on them for it. we've also had some downright glorious bed shitting but y'all have moved on from last season's playoff bootyblasting, it makes me so mad
>>67137918
nvm I did it anyway. Gonna be the envy of PNC this summer
>>67137918
>Boppin
...can we even make LeXplorer jokes this season?
>>67137852
Jihadi John isn't a fan of anyone anymore
USA USA USA
How did you fine folk choose your team?
Do you live there? Memes? Bandwagoning?
>>67138026
what pasta is this breh
>>67137862
cucked rags fan detected
why dont you go to the world series and have one of the worst chokes ever vs STL or get swept by the faggots in san francisco
or you could be the white sox and have the most dominant playoff run of what most of the posters on 4chan have been alive for
>>67137907
Who? What team?
>>67138032
I was born there then moved east a bit
followed them in the news
>>67138032
I live in the Chicago suburbs. My dad was born into the Cubs, but was a rebel and became a White Sox fan at an early age. I'm not as much a rebel as him, so I'm White Sox too.
>>67138042
Blue Jays :^)
>>67138032
Living like 10 blocks from the Cell my whole life.
>>67138035
A guy raged on an Argentinian on /pol/ a few months back. I had to save it because it was the funniest shit I had ever seen
>>67138026
You're not insane like Pissboi, you didn't type all this.
>>67137907
>>67138061
find a recording of the game and I'll make it
>>67137874
>My family has liked them since the 30's, they've been passed down through the generations
because of shit like this
Card fans think they are special for liking the cards
>>67138032
I live just outside Philly, and everyone in my family are Phillies fans
>>67138026
>I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had.
>>67138026
>You are the Baltimore of South America.
>>67138050
my mom and dad like the cubbies, but i somehow became a white sox fan. it wasn't out of angst either, ive always had an awesome relationship with my parents. i love visiting home and just pounding beers with my old man and mom on our deck while listening to baseball on the radio.
>>67138116
Was thinking your story would involve AJ somehow
>>67138032
You live near them, if theres no team close to you you follow who your family follows. If even thats not the case then you can choose whatever team is cool to you.
>>67138032
>How did you fine folk choose your team?
>choose
>he doesn't live in a major north american city
I pity you and your rusted pickup truck and shitty half baked hick life
>>67138124
He was definitely a big part of it. I just love the guy plays the game and his baseball attitude.
>>67137453
he was shit but you probably won't be facing him
it'll be danks, latos, rodon, sale most likely
sucks having the worst starter on the team start a series. it worked out this series with migo though, somehow
>>67138026
my sides
>>67138135
This is what happened to me. I lived nowhere near any baseball teams, and my family didn't give two shits about baseball. I just went with the cubs because I thought their whole curse shit was hilarious.
>>67138153
Thanks bro.
>>67138160
Glorious. You the real MVP.
>>67138124
>>67138116
A.J. Pierzynski was always an overrated faggot and he always will be
>>67138168
>>67138167
some canadian in the gamethread made them
>>67138153
You too. Didn't even see yours at first.
>>67138160
Did he think it was a routine flyball or something? Fat boy over there had a huge hack at it and he must have heard the sound of it off the bat.
>>67138150
>says the nuckcuck between hunting moose in the Yukon and chopping wood so he doesn't freeze to death in his cabin all alone with his mapple syrup
>Mariners fans are getting excited in April again
It's so cute
>>67138151
*love the way the guy plays the game
>>67138171
yeah, because overrated catchers hit 300 at age 38 get contracts at 39
>assmad angels fan that's still butthurt his catcher can't throw to first detected
>>67138178
It looks like it was hit well, but navarro seems disappointed with it also from the webm. maybe it was off the end of the bat
>>67138203
NEW LATE NIGHT THREAD
>>67138203
>>67138199
>assmad fan
yes
>assmad because the catcher we have now
naw, we good fammo
>>67138224
You're still upset about AJ not working out for you when you got Posey (fyi: posey is a huge faggot for whining and bitching about his injury and demanding a rule change because he didn't setup himself up to take the hit properly, thus ruining one of the best plays in baseball) and Aj worked out fantastic for the Sox????
>>67138265
literally slower than Bartolo.
>>67138374
haha , yep, i saw that clip, so many seasons of baseball played between 2 guys in one hilight.
how well do you expect a 38 year old catchers knees to run?i felt like my knees were sicking of catching after HS baseball lol, I can't imagine a full career in the MLB at near full activity with very little DL time as AJ did.
>>67138032
Born in SF
>>67138032
Born and raised in the bay area. My parents were Giants fans and I got to grow up watching Barry Bonds
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