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craptors won
hawks won
hornets/heat 8pm
blazers/clippers 10pm
warriors/rockets 10:30pm
>>67137754
what's wade doing with those chokers
do you guys pick your butt and smell it?
>>67137754
>/NBA/
ITS /nba/ YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67137869
virgin
>>67137869
virgin
>>67137869
Sturgeon
>>67137869
wew kobe
>>67137869
poopy head
>>67137869
wew kobe
>>67137869
wew lad
reminder that melo got cucked out of a ring his rookie season. pistons could have drafted him in 03 but instead went with darko
i'll just leave this here.
>>67137869
truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue
Itll all be over soon cs
laker fans are the most delusional people ever
>mfw Lillard and Aminu get injured tomorrow
>mfw Klay and Harden get injured tomorrow
>>67138076
fuuuuckkkkkkk that game went so bad for us
>>67138083
then spurs get a cakewalk to the finals
>>67138082
every person is possible to sign with the Los Angeles Lakers, ok maybe durant and westbrook are a stretch but everyone else is a legit possibility.
>>67138085
Hawks werent gonna shoot that cold forever m8
>>67138083
based Harden can't get injured
wew Kat
>>67138109
how relevant? playoffs now
>>67138109
r.i.p kat's legs
>>67138115
NBA isn't it?
Who has the best chance of making lelbron 2-5? I need to know who to bandwagon
anyone else think the *dubs* are gonna get to the finals curry or not?
>>67138129
dubs, cavs are very hot right now tho so it's anyones guess
>>67138126
what happened to kat's legs??
>>67138129
tha attempt at dubs posting wasn't subtle
If demar was cold he'd be demar defrozen
if demar had a big nose he'd be demar denozan
if demar had no kid he's be demar denoson
if demar was blowing air from outside a house he'd be demar deblowzin
>>67137777
siiiick quads brah
anyone hyped for Views?
>>67138154
>what happened to kat's legs??
Thibbs is gonna run them to the ground
>>67137777
fuck no. he can't take a joke amd always has a resting bitch face.
This is a 28yr old man
Oden got fucked by being deformed, one of his legs is literally shorter than the other
>>67138155
when al-farouq is feeling low he's aminblue
>>67138170
LeBron can unhinge his jaw and has like 30 neck rolls
>>67138170
could be beneficial for jumping off one leg?
>http://lakerholicz.com/lakers-rumors-harrison-barnes-miss-kevin-durant/2016/04/26
you mad memes fans? WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!
>Deveney says that if the Lakers miss out on Durant and he decides to join the Golden State Warriors as Adrian Wojnarowski mentioned a few months ago, the purple and gold would look to pursue Harrison Barnes and Festus Ezeli instead
>Ezeli
>Randle
>Ingram
>>67138170
Apparently that was because no one took him to the doctor for six months when he injured his hip as a kid even when he was limping. Sucks for him. That basically ruined his future.
what are you guys favorite nba photos? mine's pic related, it's just so badass
>>67138200
>a typical delusional Lelakers fan
>>67138219
too bad he missed that dunk
>>67138200
>lakerholicz.com
>>67138200
thats so sad as a consolation prize
>>67138225
really? lol, cool pic nonetheless
>>67138228
It's so sad because it's all bullshit and people believe it
>>67138200
Fuck ESPN and their hurrr durant to golden state bullshit
>>67138228
what do you mean?! no way in hell kerr will be able to handle the ego's of curry, klay, draymond, AND durant...plus curry has no ankles, durant has no legs, klay disappears and draymond chimps out...The warriors would be doing what the mavs did with crowder, aminu, chandler. Barnes and ezeli would flourish the walton/shaw system...
>>67138244
Woj was the one who suggested the KD to gs thing....
Friendly reminder to ignore delusional Lelaker's fans shitposting
>>67138139
without curry they won'y even make it past the finals....
>>67138262
oh boy here we go.
>>67138267
Lakers actually have a shot at getting DeRozan for next season though.
>>67138262
ESPN talks about it non stop especially their cronies who run the podcasts
who's watching the hornets-heat series? thoughts? been really impressed by Lin n Kaminsky, i think hornets have a good shot
>>67138277
I know. They seem like just the franchise to offer this iso chucking faggot a max deal
NEW OC
HOW YOU LIKE?
>>67138277
just becayse he's from la, lives there in the off season most likely, and even played college bal there doesn't mean he wants to go back there...
in fact the hole going back home thing is overrated no onw actually wants to go abkc tho where they frew up
>>67138275
without paul and griffin, clips wom't make it out of the first round
>>67138255
oops misunderstood all that.
i read that if the Lakers miss out on Durant, they'll go for Barnes/Ezeli instead. i was just saying thats such a terrible consolation prize. i know most FAs would be a consolation prize compared to Durant, but really? fucking Barnes?
>>67138275
past the finals? of couse not lol, thats where the season ends
>>67138291
you do know that if we win it all this year he still gets a ring too right?
plus he's not out for the rest of he playoffs like blake is he's just out "indeafinatly" which means he can return at any point....
>>67138304
it will not matter cause they're gonna lose to the blazers, and if not them, then definitely to the warriors
>>67138293
lol we are playing against the blazers....
and you seem to forget that we still have deandre jordan
>>67138304
Oh boy
>>67138304
>if we win it all this year
That is a big fat if
>>67138304
He's out 4 to 6 weeks you dumbass
>>67138320
B-but he could return at any time
>>67138315
oh the dude that can't do shit unless his boy Paul is doing something? Yeah he isn't a threat. He wasn't a threat the past 2 games
watching this replay of the raps game right now can't believe they actually won
I mean they still will lose the series but still it was an mipressive compnack
>>67138304
YOU'RE NOT WINNING YOU DELUSIONAL CUNT! clips are gonna lose to the fucking blazers
>>67138295
>i read that if the Lakers miss out on Durant, they'll go for Barnes/Ezeli instead
that's what it says. But that's if they hire walton as HC im assuming, would be easier to recruit, plus we all know ezeli > bogut....
>“If they’re going to give [the job] to Luke, Luke is probably going to go and get B. Shaw and put him on his right side,” Salley said.
we get walton, we get shaw, and an ass load of free agents...i think we're going to make it senpai,,playoffs doesnt sound like it's out of our reach now.
>>67138304
So you're also mentally retarded in addition to being a fat sack of shit.
Good to know.
>>67138339
Muh dark horse
>>67138315
>lol we are playing against the blazers....
the same team clips went 2-0 and now are 2-2 against
>>67138320
>>67138326
>i don't understand what indeafinitley means....
if you are trolling me then congrits but seriously you bruhs can't be this mentally impaired
>>67138345
he gets like 7 (You)'s per minute..i-is clips elite?
>>67138353
See you in 4 weeks senpai
>>67138361
No people just want to meme and call him fat
DON'T RESPOND TO HIM
>>67138345
>>67138363
>PLEASE STOP DISCUSSTION OF BASKETBALL AND CANADA SHITPOST WITH ME INSTEAD
....
can't wait for the clips to get btfo by the blazers
>>67137790
Underrated post.
>>67138361
he's an all-star, definitely not a superstar shitposter
>>67138380
good one senpai
>raptors win
>/nba/ is dead silent
>>67138304
>typical food4lfye being delusional
NEW OC BTW
HOW YOU LIKE?
@67138371
Absolutely 0 basketball dicussion just weak bait
Please don't reply
>>67138372
it's happening, their best hope is deandre jordan (meaning it's a sorry state of affairs)
>>67138385
>raptors win
>/nba/ doesn't care because we know raps aren't shit and won't get our of the first round
ANOTHER BAIT POST!
DON'T REPLY!!!
>>67138385
yeeeaah, that's not happening desu. i will say they didn't choke as hard as I predicted
>>67138405
Like another team I've heard of... The clops was it? Maybe the flops
>I believe that the Los Angeles Clippers will defeat the Portland Trailblazers and the Golden State Warriors without Chris Paul and Blake Griffin
>>67138405
>>67138409
>raptors come back from down 18 to win the game
>"choke"
/nba/ on schizo watch
>>67138421
fuck, does anyone remember what the line for spurdora posting was? something about superior
>>67138421
deandre jordan had like 18 points in the 1st game of the series him and blake ate the blazers alive
now that blakes and cp is out you cn be sure that deander is going to get the looks and touches he alwaus wanted,
don't be surprised to see deandre go off for like 40 points come next game...
should i call him a weeb? or is he one of us?
https://twitter.com/festus/status/725209346028670976
>>67138446
thanks fambruh
>jj reddit has a legit podcast with guests like aaron rodgers, white chocalate, kyle lowry and brandon roy
https://art19.com/shows/vertical-jj-redick
wtf do any other players have anything like this
>>67138445
deandre jordan is a chris paul baby
>>67138445
>career high 26 points
>I have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan
Andre Drummond is 22? DAMN. If he learns how to shoot FT this off-season the piston can be legit in a few years
STOP GIVING THE FAT FUCK (YOU)S
>>67138460
Bro he had Kyle Korver, Adam Morrison, DeAndre Jordan, Steve Nash
>>67138460
have you actually listened to his podcast?
he needs more polish and 1/2 his guests are just former duke plauyers,
i love jj and his new arm sleeve tattoo but his podcast is weak, the episode he did with kylie korver put me to sleep litterally
>>67138421
how did this guy bully so hard in the paint hes built like a mcdonald muncher
>>67138480
and jose bautista
>>67138470
he's never been in a stiuation where he would be the primary offesneivse go to option focus of the offense, and if doc os smart he'll make his son feed deandere th ball all game long
>>67138479
this makes me moist.
>>67138481
literally just found out about it. listening to him with a-god right now
raptors are literally going to the ECF and there's nothing /nba/ can do about it
>>67138519
how sad is it when you consider going to the ecf a acheivement
and also inb3 you talk to me about the clips and the 2nd round raps playing in the west would not even make the 9th seed....s.das
>i don't think the raptors are the best team in the east
>>67138519
>he's never seen playoff lebron before
>>67138534
>people on this board don't believe play-off lebron exists.
>i have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan
>>67138534
i saw
>2-4
>advanced stats
>raptors win
>/nba/ goes on a week long camping trip to recuperate
How was the raptors game thread after the 3rd? I missed it cuz work.
>>67138534
you mean le 2-4 man?
>>67138548
>carrying an entire team on your back against the dubs in the finals
guess that doesn't count for anything tho right?
>>67138555
a bunch of salty americans and happy leafs :)
>>67138557
>talking about the ecf when you haven't even made it out of the 1st round
Views is gonna suck too btw
>>67138566
he carried them right to a loss in the series...........
>Raptors win
>/nba/ gets itself banned for 3 days just to avoid the Bantz
>Raptors win
>/nba/ suddenly acts like they got lost in the Bermuda Triangle
>>67138571
That's the 4th. I'm asking about the 3rd.
>>67138566
actually it counts as
>2-4
>advanced stat
@67138581
>carried them to an interesting and competitive series with barely a team
>>67138541
Play off Lebron exists. At least as long as he can beat up 45 win Eastern juggernaughts. When he has to face good teams he's 2-4
>>67138610
>45 win Eastern juggernaughts
>139 posts
>33 unique posters
>warriors breaking bulls record
>kobe dorpping 60
>lebron at home laying down on his couch sucking their dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxwXLvFvtRI
is he a kuck?
>raptors win
>/nba/ deletes every drake album they have off iTunes
>raptors win
>/nba/ suddenly can't find their keyboards
>>67138630
i don't know man ask your mom
>>67138627
>ever replying to Clips4cancer
>>67138651
Don't use his name!!!
>>67138637
THERE IS NO WAY THE RAPTORS ARE WINNING YOU DELUSIONAL DORK
>raptors win
>/nba/ starts browsing /asp/ instead
where do the bulls go from here without thibs?
>THERE IS NO WAY THE RAPTORS ARE WINNING YOU DELUSIONAL DORK
>i have superb taste as you can tell I am a Spurs fan
>>67138677
>where do the bulls go from here without thibs?
to shit
>>67138677
Dunno but Pau goes to the Spurs
>Raptors win
>/nba/ doxxes itself like 7kt just to avoid a Warriors vs Raptors mega finals
>THERE IS NO WAY THE RAPTORS ARE WINNING YOU DELUSIONAL DORK
>Raptors win
>It's a Canada spams Raptors. Fedora, and le /nba/ missing meme episode
>>67138708
You're going to be the first cuck i search up in the scrolls just to expose when the Raptors make the 2nd round.
Think about it. You doomed yourself. All the Raptors have to do is make the 2nd round (which they will) and you're fucked. You can never show yourself here again.
Since the three lettered word along with the word following those three letters are now ban-able offenses (i think, i got banned for it)
, i propose a change in celebration of the Lakers inevitable takeover, and the raptors ECF appearance
we are now known as the Lakers-Raptors-Bulls?(bulls membership being questioned atm) Conglomerate, we are a group dedicated to unifying the three individual fan bases for the sole purpose of creating a stronger brotherhood between us, we will provide /nba/ with quality content and discussion, that is all.
with that being said, i would like to congratulate the raptors for making it to the ECF.
>>67138734
>i would like to congratulate the raptors for making it to the ECF
i feel like im taking crazy pills
>Chris Carmona @CarmonaPlus Apr 21
FELTON FACT: Every 2012-13 Knick who stayed in the NBA after that season has worn the jersey of a playoff team, except for Carmelo Anthony.
>Think about it. You doomed yourself.
>>67138751
NOT AGAIN!
>>67138751
Wew
Clips4lyfe taking things too far as fucking usual
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>67138747
How are you still this mad that we shitposted you over 3yrs ago? Let it go and stop obsessing over us.
Literal the most cucked man on /sp/ ladies and gentleman
and with this shitposter back I am going to bed.
I really thought this general could not get any worse
>>67138751
FUCK OFF CLIPS4LYFE
>>67138726
Expose Hans, all the Nigels and celtjew too
>>67138767
>implying I hate the knicks the most out of every team and I have hated them for 17 years
Reminder if the Raptors win and advance to the 2nd round /nba/ will be BTFO eternally. the name of this thread should be changed to /raptors/
>>67138772
It was an exceptionally bad day for /nba/
>raptors win
>/nba/ deletes its browser history and cookies
>>67138277
>getting defrozen
>>67138772
bro, i got a screen cap of you didly dadling in something you shouldn't.
>>67138785
youre such a fucking faggot
So Portland will edge out the LA as LA will be on a moral and energetic low. GS should be able to deal with Houston in 5-7 games. Can GS deal with Portland without Steph Curry and get him back for the WC finals vs (probably) San Antonio?
the bans that are about to hit this motherfucker any minute now
>>67138813
I hope /nba/ is saving up to get the new drake album and a raptors jersey. Its in the deal remember ;) ta ta!
>>67138816
Happening. Like the raptors going to the second round
what is up with this thread..i-is this play-off shitposting?
>>67138751
>rusty scissors = raptors
>mouser = /nba/
yea well im about to go to bed because janny is about to clean sweep on that canadian and that other guy so goodnight
So where the FUCK are all the Raptors haters now huh?
>raptors win
>everyone goes to bed
>>67138874
To be perfectly fair it IS 0325 EST
I've been telling you all along! Play norman powell !!! Thank you casey for listening.
little upset no one joined my spurdora posting, just trying to change it up from these raptards shitposting
All I ever ask is keep it 8 more than 92 wimme
ONE HUNNA
Tägliche Erinnerung daran, das wir es geschafft haben.Wir fingen irgendwo in der Gosse an, ohne jede Hoffnung auf Besserung. In all den Jahren haben wir uns einen Reichtum aufgebaut, der einfach unfassbar ist.
Danke, an alle die mitgekämpft haben.
>>67138953
I'm the one who usually joins or starts it but I'm a Raptors fan first and foremost.
Started from the bottom now we here
>>67138984
Tägliche Erinnerung daran, dass wir früher ganz unten mit dem nötigsten auskommen mussten und heute in einem Reichtum leben, den wir uns früher kaum hätten vorstellen können. Es hat gedauert, doch die jahrelange Arbeit hat sich bezahlt gemacht. Ich bin stolz auf euch.
>>67138987
in english please
>>67138751
ok
>>67139003
Drakes Lache ist einfach spitze!
>>67138296
as sharp as a knife
>>67138129
Healthy Warriors are the god kings of the league
Spurs should beat the Cavs as well
In all other matchups Cavs have the edge
>tfw my friend posts on /sp/ too and we both found out but haven't told each other we know.
>>67139066
Cavs lose against the Heat, Raptors, Hornets, Celtics or Hawks.
Cavs are trash
>>67139088
hehehe this nigga
>>67139088
If Bosh didn't die the Heat could have given them a run, shame dinosaurs are extinct now
>>67139108
how many times have you shit talked him on here
>>67139108
>tfw tripfag and dad posts on /nba/ and talks about this faggot tripfag who pisses him off at the dinner table.
>>67139108
hi tristan
>>67139108
Are you from the /951/? Because, yes, I've had my suspicions
>>67138814
nope this is portland's year
>>67139100
If bosh didn't die the team wouldn't be doing what it is right now. Bosh is a good player but not conducive to the team's current playstyle.
is Kobe on his toes here? Why does he look so much taller than Westbrook?
>>67139202
Nah, I just think Kobe is wearing heels, plus he has two inches on Westbrook already, plus you've got shoeless Durant destroying any sense of perspective
>>67139202
hahaha cp3 is so tiny
>>67139161
I don't disagree at all, the former play style was a better matchup for the Cavs
>>67139241
uhhhh so why did you delete your post
>>67139108
>>67139202
Westbrook is so fucking ugly, nigga is lucky he is good at basketball
>>67139250
he can go into modeling now that he's retired
>>67139066
>Spurs should beat the Cavs as well
Disagree, they match up well
https://streamable.com/jz4x
>>67139270
Doesn't matter because Cavs wont even make the finals
>>67139277
>mfw you may be clipperscuck or drakecuck
>either way
>your team isn't making it out of the first round either
.....give me a second HAHAHAHAHAHAHH chalk that up as a loss there canuck, there's few things you can do now, maybe save face and appease /nba/ with some groveling but even that may not work this time
how many times? how many times must I throw bones to you? you meme'd this, may may'd that, but now you gotta face the facts that /nba/ general was wrong and it's our time to shine
>>67138479
would've been a good team 5 years ago desu
>>67139241
Do you have a more in depth analysis on what happened to the heat roster after bosh went down? I know they've downsized and been hotter from three but I can't put my finger on exactly what happened
>>67139352
Whiteside instead of Bosh. And the Heat can't shoot 3s really apart from Richardson and maybe Deng and MAYBE Joe Johnson.
>>67139372
Iso Joe shoots better than bosh, I think.
Spurs vs Cavs finals.
Will go to 7 games and all be close.
Only chance we'll get a good NBA finals
>>67139395
>LeBron vs Spurs for the 100th time
>good
'no'
Detroit Pistons! Yeah!
One of these days I'll get a gf I swear
>>67138630
>lebron goes unabashedly full lebeta
fucking lebron. i backed you up for years in arguments. why you gotta be a bitch and throw all the people who had your back under the bus
we know it's impressive, but as a competitor you're not supposed to acknowledge it. even when asked. LET ALONE OFFER IT UP UNPROMPTED
FUCKING LEBRON
Just
>>67139425
Britbong your guys' beer is so watery and soft compared to American beer
Wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzards
predixxxiuns
>hornets/heat
heat
>blazers/clippers
clippers + a guard gets injured
>warriors/rockets
warriors
>>67138479
>they can only afford to pay those four guys
>still over cap
>still no chip
>>67140948
I will never understand the love for Taylor Swift on here
>>67137869
my phone autocorrects to /NBA/, /nba/ is now officially /NBA/
>>67138225
No he didn't
>>67138239
Never believe Canada when it comes to any sport except ice footy.
.
I'm having a hard time realizing that the Blazers are going to the WCF.
>>67140948
>predixxxiuns for all defensive
I was wrong about the COTY, forward with more mistakes:
Curry (pity points)
Chris Paul
Leonard
Paul George
Draymond Green
>>67138803
Post it
>>67141177
>Curry all defense
I doubt pity points will help him win all defense
>>67141177
legod will win one for da land
probably 2nd team though
>>67140948
>>67141177
>>67141231
>>67141302
I feel like jae crowder won't be on either team. He missed a bunch of games and his performance tailed off towards the end. He's pretty much the new demarre Carroll, and I think Carroll was overrated when he was a hawk.
I hope legod is on a team but I doubt it. He improved defensively this year but his reputation to coast and take plays off precedes him, even if other premier defenders like Paul George have been just as shitty on occasions. Legod has arguably been better than George but people will probably still vote for pg-13.
If curry makes it then that's just an embarrassment.
>we're still in the 1st round
>>67141386
lel
where's the canadian clippers fan ahhaahahahhaahah
Will it be the Rockets v Clippers scenario all over again?
>mfw Portland beats the Memeiors
>canadian clippers fan nowhere to be seen after his team got irreparably B-T-F-O
your team peaked last April bahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
how does John wall feel about the NX next March?
Is there a team luckier than the Warriors?
Near half-court meme shots going down to help them win games.
Curry somehow only manages to get a knee sprain from that slip.
Ended up playing the Hueston Rockets instead of the Jazz in the playoffs.
The team that could knock them out while Curry is injured loses their star PF and PG to injuries RIGHT AFTER Curry got hurt.
What kind of deal did Curry make with the devil to help keep his ankles from breaking? This team is way too lucky.
>>67141624
blazers/spurs WCF familia
>>67141624
Meme magic is no joke lad, plus this is objectively the greatest basketball team assembled there's no limits as long as they have meme magic
>>67138205
>ruined his future
I mean, I guess relatively speaking. He still made it to the NBA and acquired that sweet guaranteed $$$ even if he didn't have a prolific career. He still gets to live comfy and not do shit for the rest of his life if he so chooses.
>Blazers take 3-2 series lead in 2nd round
>memeiors on the ropes
>curry forces himself back into the court ahead of schedule
>sets foot on the cursed Portland court built over an ancient Indian burial ground
>both knees shoot out of his legs into the audience
curry resting like a baby right now :3
>>67141740
He's an alcoholic who got caught beating his girlfriend. His exploding knees mentally fucked him up.
>>67141624
>Clips lose CP3 and Griffin
Someone is secretly happy a special snowflake is upgraded to a starter and he has the perfect excuse for early playoff elimination
>>67141624
>The devil
Implying that's not the will of God, anon. Curry is Christian as fuck.
>>67141807
is there a bigger fraud than doc rivers?
>>67141807
I'd rather hang myself than be a Clippers fan.
>>67141812
Curry says he is a man of God, his prayers about his ankles end up being ignored, so who does he turn to then? That's right, the devil.
>>67141807
Is doc ever not making that stupid face?
Breaking the Bulls' record was a mistake now the GSW are all covered in MJ curse, Curry is the first, Bogut, Iggy and Green will follow
>yfw the rockets go full chimpout and start diving at knees
>TFW Clipper fan, unemployed recent graduate who hates Shillary
Can this get any worse?
>>67142220
get fucked
I hope jr smith will get a life ending injury
>>67142349
What's the recovery time for life ending injuries
>David Blatt met with New York president Phil Jackson about Knicks' coaching job on Monday, league sources tell @TheVertical.
please don't fuck this up Phil...
>>67142220
Be allergic to lemons?
>>67142405
two weeks if cocaine is involved.
sauce: Scarface film
>>67141365
>He's pretty much the new demarre Carroll,
Literally said that because they both have dreads.
All these posts and not one mention of the Western Conference champions OKC Thunder.
>>67141365
>Carroll was overrated when he was a hawk
No shit, he had one good year and it just so happened to be his contract year
lmao foh with these stale memes..
>>67139277
Who in the East is going to beat the Cavs?
>>67142416
wut i thot Wiz already had him locked up, o wait thats Brooks ahahahaha.
come to San Antonio Blatt, we'll treat you right, in nyc any player with the inside ear to Phil will just bully you, you know it to be true
>>67142452
No, I said it because they're both gritty, 3&D wing players who can't generate much offense on their own but operate well with distributing teammates and are assigned to defend the other team's best wing player. Except Carroll shoots better from three. Another player that would fit this mold is the bazed god.
But really? You don't think they're similar at all besides their dreads?
It is survey time
Thanks based /nba so much love for u
Post :
>Age
>Gender
>city
>Do you have a gf or bf
>Hated team
>Hated player
>Favorite team
>Favorite player
>Favorite arena
>Most overrated
>Most underrated
>Hated poster
>Favorite poster
>Who Willi win the treble?
>>67141938
This. Jordan's Curse >>> Lil B's Curse
You feeling good about two more games in Houston, GSW? And then after that the Indian burial ground at Portland. Curry is just the beginning.
>mfw Austin rivers plays 30 minutes a night for the rest of the series
>>67141938
>>67142980
Let us not forget legod's curse either. He has grown kinder in old age, but in his prime, he ruined both d. Rose and KD, and perhaps many others as well.
>[/spoiler]test[/spoiler]
>>67143170
>legod
>2-4
seems like he has a curse of his own
So do the hornets have a chance at getting past the heat? I feel bad because I haven't payed them much attention this year cause the panthers were doing so well. The the SB happened and I needed a break from sports.
I just drank 3 and a half glasses of this protein shake I think I might puke
>>67142967
>Age: 17
>Gender: Trans
>city: Manila
>Do you have a gf or bf: Both
>Hated team: City of the San Andreas Fault
>Hated player: Busts and cancer. Tony Parker
>Favorite team: SAS
>Favorite player: Bowen (inactive)/Gino (active)
>Favorite arena: AT&T
>Most overrated: Braymond Green/Detard Derision
>Most underrated: Cory Joseph/PG13
>Hated poster: jani
>Favorite poster: jani
>Who Willi win the treble? Casv
>>67143280
you're a fucking retard and your next shit will kill you, have fun lad
>>67143396
Well this is my last post here gg
>NX announced
>John Wall nowhere to be seen
SHOOK
>>67142967
>>Age: 23
>>Gender: M
>>city: BIG OLE WIMMEN, ERNEH
>>Do you have a gf or bf: Korean qt3.14
>>Hated team: cockshits and whatever the bandwagon team of the season is (warriors this season)
>>Hated player: Klay Thompson
>>Favorite team: Spurs
>>Favorite player: Kawhi
>>Favorite arena: 90's Spurs, with the colorful court
>>Most overrated: Harden
>>Most underrated: John Wall, when not shook
>>Hated poster: curryfag
>>Favorite poster: Lelbron fans
>>Who Willi win the treble? Spurs if they make it. Otherwise Cavs
>>67143448
>nintendo
>relevant
Reminder that CP3 is a disciple of Tim Duncan and that's why he always bitches and flops.
so /film/ is a board now
>>67139202
It's because
>they're wearing dress shoes which have a high heel
>Westbrook is 6'3" and Kobe is 6'6"
>they're wearing different shoes
>perspective is fucked because they're not all the same distance from the camera and Durant isn't wearing shoes
>>67143657
cp to the spurs next year
how do i become tall like KD?
>>67143729
>Basketball reasons
Guys my real name is actually Derrick
>>67143798
How is your knee?
>>67143729
>spurs never make it past second round again
I'm ok with this
>>67143804
It's fine, thanks for asking.
>>67143737
drink 3 and a half protein shakes
So is Stephen curry basically what Nash could have been had he decided to shoot more and pass less?
>>67143897
Steph Curry is what Ray Allen would be if he had Jason Williams handles
>>67143897
steph curry is like a white tracy mcgrady
>>67143897
>>67143933
People really underrate Kerr's coaching. Nobody, except Mike Dantoni, would let players chuck like that. Even Kobe caught shit for chucking. It's a case of right player + right coach like it often is in sports.
>>67143729
Him or Teague. Maybe both. Kobr petering out to six years of irrelevance, batchmates Bron & Wade already having two rings to CP3's 0. This year has been very instructive about the future awaiting vet pgs in contending teams.
>>67143933
Williams handle was all flash and little substance, CP3 and Nash are much better ballhandlers.
>>67141559
He's actually gone from here he said his goodbyes after paul broke his hand
>>67143997
what are those sweats called theyre wearing? are those the joggers?
>>67144150
jewsuits
>>67144107
shame, i enjoyed his shitposting and wasn't even around to say goodbye
>>67143981
Steph is the white guard version of tmac who can shoot like tmac did during 13 points in 33 seconds, only all the time.
>>67144107
>>67144248
I know, I was in that thread antagonizing him. and I know he's in this thread too. he cannot handle the bantz
>w-we beat the spurs xDDDDD
>le point God xDDDDD
>le game 7 winner xDDDDDD
the injury couldn't have happened to a more deserving piece of shit. he was playing his brand of "defense" aka shit refs let him get away with when he broke it, trying to alter henderson's layup by pushing him in the small of his back
LOL NOPE
LE FINGER GOT LE STUCK AND LE BROKE
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
REPLY TO ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
>underarmor shoes
Disgusting
>mfw when kenny, ernie, shaq and chuck will all die in my lifetime
>feels bad man
>>67144304
Not him and didn't even watch the game, but how did Paul's hand even get broken from a push instigated by him. If it was smashed against the board or hoop, or an opposing player crushed it against the floor i could believe, but??
>>67144448
S-stop it
>>67144408
Better watch what you say m8; UA is an MD based company and John Wall might sign there since he's not Adidas anymore
>>67144455
the finger either got caught in henderson's jersey, shorts, or shorts elastic. he was GOING for the push, finger got stuck, bent weird, broke 3rd metacarpal
fuck him
>>67138267
I'd never forgive LA if they sign Duncan
>>67144508
>elastic broke an athlete's metacarpal
goddamn should be banned then. it's like having an extra appendage that could do joint locks. imagine having the same elastic on sleeves and bands. now imagine those same sleeves lined with lowkey pockets using the same elastic like traps. out-fucking-skilled as fuck
>>67144589
nba should go back to wearing the booty shorts, less fabric for players to catch their fragile metacarpals on
>>67144625
hear that
>>67144625
>nba should go back to wearing the booty shorts
my wife thinks so also
http://gofirstrow.eu/watch/431914/1/watch-galatasaray-istanbul-vs-strasbourg.html
sup guys catch the final quarter of the eurocup finals
strasbourg @ galatasaray
Reminder that i'd start at point guard if /nba/ had a team
https://www.instagram.com/jokara95/
is there a more based autismo in the NBA?
>>67139202
>Chris Pau standing 18 inches closer to the camera to make himself look taller
Literally the most loathsome NBA player
>>67144922
it's even better when you can read his comments
/nba/ i play poker on bovada every now and then and have ~$300 in my account. do i go all in on the blazers at -150 at their sportsbook tonight? i don't usually gamble sports but it seems like really good odds given the clippers injuries
>>67145019
dont you get more money for going against the odds (provided the underdog wins ofc)
>>67145057
yes of course, clippers are +135. but what chance do they realistically have?
>>67144625
>booty shorts
/nba/ did you start this fedora LeBron meme that has been memeing all over 4chins lately?
People just been greentexting people with fedora lebron
>>67145019
I wouldn't tbqh. Have you seen a sports movie where the star player got injured in a game and the team had two choices after that. Play like shit cuz their star is down or play like their life was in the line and figure out a way to win. The Clippers might be inspired to win. "Let's do it for Chris, they said".
>>67145078
For $300? I'd go all in on the Clips for shits and giggles
>>67144771
guys this is really pretty exciting
it's a two-leg finals
strasbourg won 66-62 at home, so galatasaray needs to win by 9+ for the ship. they're up 13 with 5 mins to go.
>>67145125
nigga this ain't no movie. the clippers without chris paul is like a hot chick with no tits or ass, just a ironing board
>>67145205
+6 with 3 minutes~
>>67144922
reminder that the joker is already the GOAT second round rookie and will be a top 5 centre next season
>>67145125
they didn't just lose Paul
they lost Paul and Griffin
the team has always managed to survive with one of them out because they are both great playmakers, without those two Jordan becomes useless offensively and the offense will become ISOball, which is very bad considering how efficient Rivers and Crawford are.
>>67145109
fedora posting has been a thing long before /nba/ started doing it lad, and if people are specifically doing lebron ones, then it's probably cross-boarders from here, /nba/ is everywhere
>>67145285
and now it's ended up with american imports heroballing
>>67145205
I think I jinxed it. Tuned in at a bit over 3 mins left and havent seen a basket yet
>>67145329
before you reply to me please brush your teeth. your breath is offending my nostrils.
>>67145222
Why couldn't it be? Shit like that happen
>>67145322
All memes Austin Rivers can step up fampai
>>67141624
last year they had it really easy as well
>>67144625
The NBA does need to go back to less baggy shorts, that's for sure. Not quite the 80s kind though. It's 2016 and they wearin iverson tier shorts
>>67145365
Great atmosphere. The heroball and 3pt spamming was the difference.
Y U DU DIS 2 MI SPUH
>>67145527
yep
>preseason favorite Thunder sabotaged by injuries
>Spurs lose fluke series to Clippers, Clippers lose fluke series to the Rockets to pave way to Finals
>Cleveland missing two key players for most of the Finals
it just keeps happening
>>67145622
He's in Syria now
>>67145564
LeBron started wearing the shorter shorts because he thought he wasn't setting a right example and that the more baggy look wasn't looking as professional
>>67145567
yeah that arena is one of the loudest venues in europe. strasbourg winning would have surprised me anyway, their squad's not that impressive. but it's hella respectable they made it to the eurocup finals.
the euroleague final four is in two weeks, maybe i'll host some threads. CSKA, kuban, fenerbahce, vitoria, all playing in berlin. should be good stuff.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT FAGGOT CELTICS FAN WHO INSISTED THE CELTICS DIDN'T HAVE A DISADVANTAGE? now they're only one game away from elimination.
>b-but the hawks have yet to beat the celtics by more than a few points!
WHAT NOW SHITHEAD?
>>67145805
who the fuck cares? Cleveland is going to sweep either one of them
wew kobe
good morning /nba/ from the curry family
>>67145414
i take expert care of my teeth mate
>>67138421
Man the combo of getting fat and having his eyebrows done really ruined Barkley.
>>67145938
>ORL
would be awkward af
>>67145964
oh look nigel is trying to start a career as a comedian very nice first joke
>>67145938
dwight to boston
>>67145938
>Orlando
but Vucevic is a better player
>>67145938
should join dallas desu
>>67138519
> Implying going to the ECF is an accomplishment
CONGRATS! YOU DID IT!
Who /vape/ here?
.25 ohms
Butterscotch
3MG
30ML
20/80
Dual Coil
>>67146250
Eastern Conference is a lot better this year than previous years desu
>>67145938
>Mil
Pls no
>>67146277
Cig life bitch
>>67146277
gross
>mfw a "dude i vape" bro tries to act like his shit is any less disgusting than real cigarettes
>>67146277
we /black/ here
#struggle
>>67146322
he wanted to be traded there in february
Timbs are ugly and poorly made
>>67146398
You're retarded
>>67146418
Black and milds are tight but the flavoring is never good imo
>>67145938
Would dwight in Milwaukee be good? Is spacing a meme? They need interior d
>>67146470
Come to New York and say that shit to my motherfucking face
>>67146506
You should give dajarums a try. Always loved clove, especially during the fall.
>>67146398
I too, laugh at them. They will have lung cancer by age 60 just like cigarette smokers.
>>>/fa/11218914
who decided to make a thread on /fa/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xung6C3Bn0
is this /nba/ core?
>Clippers/Blazers tickets for tonight selling for $17
kek they've completely given up
>>67146553
i found out a week ago someone who is a heavy user of a vaporizer at the high voltage is five to 15 times more likely to get cancer than a longtime smoker.
>>67146579
I don't even think there's any /fa/ posters there, just /nba/ posters and falseflaggers from here too
>LeKing rn
>>67146579
Damn.... that guy just blew out the skin and bones on /fa/ with his post
>>67146702
I use /fa/ desu
>>67146769
damn, /nba/ really is everywhere
>>67146689
Good goy. Follow all the bullshit "studies" done by big tobacco corporations.
>>67146646
They all went back to being Lakers fans.
>>67146805
/nba/ is patrician. i see /nba/ posts and posters on /fa/, /mu/, and /tv/, the most patrician boards
>>67146753
i went to one of their meetups once, broke one guys arm with two fingers and snapped anothers leg by headbutting it
>>67146805
Repping /vr/
/nba/ has the small hobby boards on fckin lockdown
I'm from /po/, where threads that haven't been posted in since March 20th are still on the board. /nba/ could take over /po/ if they really wanted to.
dwight is such a meme player. he doesnt belong anywhere. maybe back to lakers, they need drama
>>67146983
/int/ did it once with easterposting, I felt pretty sorry for them desu
/co/ here
PG: Cyclops
SG: Spider-Man
SF: Captain America
PF: Venom
C: The Hulk
how many wins next season?
>>67147107
/int/ is for gays and /r9k/ with flags
>>67147112
Cyclops is fucking cancer. They should trade for Iron Man or at the very least get a good backup PG in Mr.Fantastic.
>>67147127
there's also /b/-tier posts and weeb dumps, but I stick to the inter-country banter ones and general world happenings threads
>>>/po/538879
>>>/po/538879
haha oh wow
>>67145292
Top 5 Centre is a weird way of spelling MVP
>British "education"
GOTTA
COUPLE
HUNNIDS
ONA
SWIPE
>>67146993
10/10
>>67147177
>Iron Man
>a leader
'no'
You think Iron Man has court vision like Cyclops? Cyclops leads his team for wins. Nothing less.
>>67147228
board's kinda starting to suck, though
>>67147190
>most recent post on the entire board before this was an hour ago
please leave them be /nba/, they don't deserve this
>>67147199
he can be a top 5 centER and mvp as well senpai
>>67147266
Ya. Such is the fate of vidya game boards.
RIP
I still use it.
What board would the players on your fav team main?
>Duncan
/tg/
>>67147177
Rightclops literally is leader you fucking retard
>>67147305
vidya would be much better without vidya players desu
>>67147257
Cyclops is an assists babby. If he could shoot a 3 or finish his drives to the basket Id be inclined to agree with you.
>>67147314
>LeBron
/lit/
>>67147338
I agree but if Cyclops is to be leader then you need a no nonsense alpha like Wolverine on the team to circumvent him at times.
>>67147185
/his/ is superior if you actually want to discuss culture and history
>>67147447
>no nonsense alpha like Wolverine
Cyclops is the definition of no nonsense alpha.
>>67147443
Cyclops is a superstar in this league. He's a John Wall type of player but even better. He automatically makes his group of players better with his court vision.
>>67147443
>If he could shoot a 3
Cyclops literally has steph curry aim what are you even saying right now anon?
>>67147314
Dangelo Russell /tv/
>>67147112
Would get swept by this team:
PG: The Flash
SG: Aquaman
SF: Batman
PF: Superman
C: Bane
>>67147314
>Bledsoe
/a/ probably, he really likes Cowboy Bebop
>>67147573
>he thinks Bane is big enough to box out The Hulk
Hulk would eat up all the rebounds like crazy.
>>67147571
I think you mean the photography board...
>>67147314
Derrick Rose
/r9k/
>>67147573
senpai Pls
PG: Mr Fantastic
SG: Deadpool
SF: Nightcrawler
PF: The Hulk
C: Galactus
>>67147112
>Rightclops and Spidey backcourt combined with Hulk in the paint
>Implying the league would not veto this
Cyclops would avg like 80 assists a game with this team
>>67147314
Gilbert Arenas would exclusively browse /s/
>>67147314
Nikola Jokic
/sp/
dude who the fuck just derailed that /vg/ thread with basketball spam?
was hilarious and they got mad as fuck
>>67147853
"happy birthday to my squashy one"
>the human blob Brian "food4lyfe" Windhorst gets to talk about basketball with McGrady on TV
>287
How does this guy even have a job?
>JR plays his entire career with Melo and wastes it by going nowhere
>Half a season with LeBron he's in the finals and looking to go again this year
>>67148099
>eastern conference
>>67148099
Oh man I forgot he only played like half a season with the Cavs.
LeBron is scary good.
>>67148137
>couldn't even make it far into the eastern conference with Melo
>>67148137
>the Knicks aren't also in the Eastern Conference
>>67147899
He's taken cuckoldry to a whole new level
>>67148137
Reminder that JR has 2 wins in the finals and Melo has never even been to a finals
"superstar" I want him out of New York
>>67138479
>no bigs
>>67138479
>Literally meme: The Team
>>67148205
Melo stopped giving a fuck about ball once he left Denver.
He literally hasn't given a shit since then. Maybe when he had Kidd that one season he did. Maybe.
I wonder whats steph doing rn
>>67148334
meme: the team would be
PG: Kendrick Perkins
SG: Javale McGee
SF: Derrick Rose
PF: Brandon Knight
C: Nick Young
>he doesn't have an undercut with long ass bangs
>he doesn't have a qt fuckbuddy that plays with his hair
laughing my ass off at your life tbqhwy famiglia
Im gonna be so fucking mad if the lakers sign debrick dechucker FUCK keep him away
>>67148789
>implying the lakers arent stressing for decant deshoot
>raptors win
>/nba/ builds a time machine to try and reverse it but realizes the past can't be altered
>>67148757
Literally this
>>67148789
I ain't even a Lakers fan but that is the worst coach to sign tbqh. Fisher history will not sit well with the already cancerous Laker's locker room.
>>67142967
>20
>M
>Athens, ohio
>gf
>raptors in the east warriors in the west
>Harden
>Cavs
>shump
>celtics. Best logo
>Harden
>PG13
>Canada
>whoever post all the dank webms
>Cavs
>raptors win
>/nba/ posts an angry reply to ESPN's tweet about toronto beating indiana
>>67148901
>he thinks dechuck demidrange is d fish
>raptors win
>/nba/ picks up bird watching as a new hobby to get their mind off it
>>67148886
/pqbp/ with matching haircuts ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>67148789
The Lakers couldn't get him to sign with them anyways. Why would he go to a shit-tier team like them?
Here is the reality.
Europeans are monumental, stone cold alpha males. They treat teams like absolute shit, and they are fascinated by it, they keep calling them back for more. In the pussified world of American girly-men, these guys stand out as masculine, hard men who say what they want, take what they want. They walk down the court like they own it. They don’t smile. They double down when challenged. They give sub-zero fucks.
Those familiar with Euroleague will see where this is going...
The dried up miserable franchises of the NBA will be engorged and dripping at the sight, and they will be blushing and squirming in their chairs and playing with their picks even as they say, oh, how awful... then they will do everything they can to get more of these unapologetic bastards into their country, and look for the opportunity to be called a joke, have their coaches fired, their jerseys grabbed and pulled off, be slapped, be violated, be dominated, be owned. The star-starved teams of America have become desperate to spread their legs for a vicious and hateful pummeling by these invaders. They will forget their own so-called super stars ever existed.
In the end, small ball was a basketball-wide shit test, and the players of America failed. They have been reduced to sniveling beta status ever since. The teams of the NBA are desperate for a stern and iron alpha ramming by anyone, and the first guys who showed up are these European dirtbags.
Looks like it’s their lucky day.
Could we get DeChoke DePlayoffs on the knicks?
Who is the big that Boston picks up in the offseason this year?
If you got a Kings tattoo you're an idiot.
Charlotte is winning tonight
>>67149223
No.
>>67149150
No one. Boston is never getting past the first round with this reject player team they've made and IT is barely even close to being an All Star.
At best you'll get cousins but he'll most likely stay with a new coach coming in.
Your team is trash and the rape from last night proved it so even the most delusional bawston faggots could see.
>>67149223
This
MJ gonna be on cloud nine. It's Charlotte's time to shine now.
>>67149223
then they'll get durant in the offseason
>>67149355
lol
VIEWS FROM THE 6 LEAKED
>>67149376
AWW SHIT
>>67149376
Who cares
>>67149281
Found the bootyblasted fakers fan
>>67149402
Looks like you are showing symptoms of shook
>>67149529
Drake sucksssssss man idgi
>>67138286
>kaminsky
what?
kaminsky is shit and has been shit all playoffs, put in hansbrough for christs sake
>>67138277
Is.....is that a good thing?
Who would want to max out a guy averaging 17ppg off of a 30% usage rate.
How much will Jared Sullinger get in his next contract?
>>67149376
Drake is shit. I have no idea how people support his garbage lyrics and rapping style
“Comin' off the last record, I’m gettin' 20 million off the record
Just to off these records, nigga that’s a record
I’m livin' like I’m out here on my last adventure”
>Drake fans will defend this
>This top 5 NBA player/former NBA MVP is cheating on his wife. Every chance he gets. He is not even doing it quietly which just makes her feel even worse. LeBron James
>>67149885
JEALOUSY IN THE AIR TONIGHT, I CAN TELL
>>67149957
>>67149957
nice and early just like we like em
what r tje odds of okc vs trailblazers WCF
>>67149885
"We keep it thorough, nigga, rap like this for all of my borough niggas
I reached the point where don’t shit matter to me, nigga
I reached heights that Dwight Howard couldn’t reach, nigga
Prince Akeem, they throw flowers at my feet, nigga
I could go a hour on this beat, nigga”
>Adults not only listen to this they hype it up
>>67149885
He's a pop star, don't think too much about it. He's trash that'll disappear in a few years and won't even be remembered because he didn't set any trends.
>>67149961
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>67149986
>he defends this
>>67149606
don't drink too much protein shakes man
> if you’re an adult athlete who wants to build muscle mass, and you weigh about 175 pounds, the most protein you would need per day is 157.5 grams. That sounds like a lot, but one 4-ounce hamburger contains 30 grams of protein, 6 ounces of tuna has 40 grams, and a single ounce of cheddar cheese has 7 grams.
>http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-and-supplements/lifestyle-guide-11/protein-powder?page=2
your wasting it and fucking up your kidneys and liver
>>67149986
>I could go a hour on this beat, nigga
please don't
>>67148099
tbqh lebron is a good guy and really helped jr stop being a fuccboi
>>67150035
It was mostly fruit and some milk haha I didn't put that much protein in it
wew kobe
>>67137754
>Oklahoma City Hornets
Don't remind me again.
kobe
wew
kobe
kobbbbbbbeeeeeeee wew
we wew kobe here
wew wew kobe
kobe
wew kobe 500
>>67149984
I say 10:1
people are totally discounting them against the Warriors and that's a mistake
>>67149031
C A P S P A C E
A
P
S
P
A
C
E
>>67149052
Emma Watson already confirmed European men are betas as fuck and that's the reason she likes American men better
