Atletico Madrid ? - ? Bayern Munich
1) How will Bayern prevent Atletico counter attacks to happen?
2) How will Bayern manage to create chances?
3) What's a good lineup for Bayern?
Just do what you did against Juventus in the first half of the first leg
Good morning.
1) control the ball
2) control the ball
3) 11 neuers would probably control the ball best
1) they won't
2) they don't
3) any will fail against Atletico
>>67136978
Godín red cards early, opens the hole for Ski.
Munchen 2-0
gooooooooood morning
Vietnam
>>67137166
>Americans
Godin isn't playing
man, /bundes/ will be so shitty for the next 2 weeks with all the American chicano Atletico bandwagoners
>barely won against Bremen
>barely won against Hertha
>people unironically think they'll win against Atletico
>>67138807
Chicanos hate atletico Adolf, have you never seen the griezzman shitposter?
>>67139052
i hate u
>Dortmunds Ilkay Gündogan (25) wird seit Monaten mit einem Sommertransfer zu Manchester City in Verbindung gebracht. Laut der „Times“ hat der nächste Klub von Trainer Pep Guardiola dem BVB nun erstmals ein konkretes Angebot unterbreitet: 18 Millionen Euro Ablöse plus 5 Mio. Euro in erfolgsabhängigen Bonus-Zahlungen.
bayern will get they shit pushed in hard against atletico
>>67139536
I fucking hope so
>Implying Atletico will win
Bayern : Robben, Costa, Lewangoatski, Muller, Götze, Ribery, Xabi Alonso, Lahm, Vidal, Alaba, Neuer
Atletico : Chokemann, >Torres, no Godin, young players who never went this far in the CL
>>67139523
so, basically nothing?
>>67136978
>lineup
>>67139558
This is so unbelievably ridiculous for so many reasons
I'll start off with an easy one, Robben isn't even playing in the first leg
>>67139523
What a joke.. they blew twice as much money on players half as good as him...
just give up
also Boateng will play
>>67139682
>Savic
>Fernandez aka no exp in the CL
>Fernandon't Scorres
Also Luis and Juanfran are tired, did you even see their last match
It was ridiculous, Atleti players were walking on the pitch like zombies
Even if they manage to win or draw tonight, Bayern will 6-0 them in Munich.
Schwarzwald verbindet! Die Schwarzwald Milch wird ab der kommenden Spielzeit Haupt- und Trikotsponsor unseres SC Freiburg
>>67139716
le french who bandwagon bayern because his local team is woeful face
Sport Bild are sending Vestergaard to Gladbach for €12-15m
>>67139834
le french who bandwagon dortmund because his local team is woeful face
>>67139828
Milk is probably one of the odder sponsors I've seen for a while.
>>67139850
i don't care about either teams, customer
>>67139874
le french who bandwagon atletico because his local team is woeful face
>>67139855
They were sponsored by yogurt, so it's a logical step
>>67139855
The Danish national team had a milk main sponsor
durm is even more handsome now
these new captchas are awful
>i don't care about either teams, customer
>browses their twitter
>>67139558
Götze is shit though. Alonso is ancient
>>67137839
moing
>>67139910
kek
Kasper Hjulmand's FC Nordsjælland have renamed their stadium.
Farum Park is now Right to Dream Park. Dearie me.
This leaves Brondby Stadion as the only Superliga stadium retaining its original name.
>>67140428
I hope you get hit by a bus.
>>67140428
why did they name it in english
>>67140440
The club was bought by the people who own Right to Dream academy in Ghana.
>>67140432
Rude
1 - They won't. Pep is annoyingly yolo
2 - Hard fast diagonal crosses
3 -
-------------Lewa
Costa------Muller------Robben
---------------
-----------Rode -Vidal
- Alaba-Martinez-Benatia-Rafinha
>>67140897
>Rode
I will risk a nap.
>>67141865
Napping/watching the snooker here
Borussia Mönchengladbach wird die Kaufoption auf Martin Hinteregger nicht ziehen.
>>67137013
Morning
>>67137013
>>67142200
Buenos días guys, my name is Chiki.
>they don't send to packstations
>I don't want to harass my neighbours with my packages because I wouldn't like doing the same for them
>can't choose a delivery date so it arrives on saturday when I'm home
>?
No cheap almond oil for Anon then
>>67137839
Morning
>>67138959
This dude hasn't understood this seasons Bayern yet
>>67142254
make it yourself
>>67139569
Bernat, eh?
also, good morning everybody
>>67142226
Hello
>>67142280
Yes
>>67142301
Morning
>>67142226
morning
>>67142646
hey hola, good morning to you sir
Time for din din, a foot bath and tea
> Robben is STILL ded
Jesus Christ. 2-1 loss would be a good result for Buyern. They just need to score.
>>67139828
Freiburg sucks but that's a nice sponsor.
>Gladbach won't buy Hinteregger
>Hertha wants to sell Ronny, Beerens, Hegeler, Buchert, van den Bergh and maybe Stocker
>>67143348
Why Stocker?
>Mats Hummels geht wohl zum FC Bayern. Weil er Titel gewinnen will. Aber ist das mit den Bayern wirklich wahrscheinlicher als mit dem BVB?
>Von Christian Spiller
>Zeit Online
top jej
>>67143603
Does the article start with a "Ja" and ends with a "."?
>>67143603
>Dortmund wird besser, Bayern ist dagegen nicht mehr so gut wie vor ein oder zwei Jahren. Vielleicht schneiden sich die beiden Trendkurven schon im DFB-Pokalfinale
ultimate kek
>>67143623
read for yourself, Claudio
http://www.zeit.de/sport/2016-04/mats-hummels-wechsel-fc-bayern
>>67143643
Danke, aber ein einfaches Nein hätte es getan.
By the way, how does Zeit rank among your media?
>>67143690
they're all shit
either too left or too right
I can't name a single good newspaper
>>67143710
>t. Horst, 54, Frührentner
Zeiler going to be elite?
>>67143667
i just noticed the lack of australians recently
>>67143851
Literally who?
>>67143855
>has to go to the hospital because of cancer
>never comes back
RIP Aussiebro
>>67143835
I'm 26 and a woman though
>>67143411
I think he has been wank this season
>>67143851
no. he will be good though
Time for a pre-bed din din bath
>tfw born in wrong region
>tfw I will never be Yuropean
Why even live bros
>>67144053
At least you are chicano masterrace
>>67144071
That's even worse thanks for reminding me.
CHI
>>67144097
CHAD10S
FC Bayern XI v. Atletico : Neuer - Lahm, Martinez, Alaba, Bernat - Alonso - Coman, Vidal, Thiago, Costa - Lewandowski.
based coman BULLYING Müller out of the XI
>>67144120
Hmm
>>67144120
Müller comes on in 60th minute and scores a cheeky goal. You know this to be true
leaving now
this will be a historic day for atletico
She's all nose
TuT
Atlético: Oblak -- Juanfran, Giménez, Savic, Filipe Luis -- Gabi, Augusto, Saúl, Koke --- Griezmann, Torres
watching Lille - Angers rn. It's no Rigoletto
>>67144315
What do you think
>>67144205
please close the ads
>>67144361
i think they will play defending 90 minutes and pray Griezmann does something again
>>67144367
Okay. She's all nose
>>67144120
WTF?
>>67144361
I will literally die laughing if Torres scores.
>>67144361
guezmann will do something. Koke will be good
This will be like the Juve return leg except Bayern won't come back this time.
Bildschirmmützt das.
what are your tipps guys? i think bayern will lose 1:0 two times
>>67144889
0-4
>>67144889
god hear you anon
Time for ZDF
night
>>67145046
Night
>>67145046
Opa pls
>>67144452
Fingers crossed
eine kleine tip mein freunde wenn sie jemals ein mädchen zur oper bringen beobachten sie, ob sie ihr telefon vor dem anfang ausmacht eben so werden sie ein gutes mädchen finden aua aua mein autismus
>>67144205
>sky analyse
At least she has a pretty name
>>67145195
>not Hillsborough
Holy fuck Neuer is alrady 30
>>67145217
>beobachten sie,
>,
especially the "," made me crack up
>>67144275
TooT
awoken
>>67145195
holy shit
my sides
>>67145217
I like it by the way
>>67143667
Imagine taking a journey from vape town to Cairo
>>67145217
la souris est dans la confituré
>>67145217
>taking a girl to the opera
I'm not gay...
>>67145330
Along the coast or through the middle? I imagine it to be very exhausting and annoying
>>67145359
yh im sure you dorftrottel take girls to a nice stroll at your nearest hauptbahnof
>>67145359
So you only take guys to the opera to show you're straight?
>>67143667
Why those cities?
>>67145359
You sure there?
>>67145456
Not now, I will put the match on fullscreen now
>>67145407
Through the heart of darkness like a real nigga. Just surviving would be an achievement. Also can't take the coast because of pirates and what not.
I call dibs on POOP FRAUDIOLA post after the 1:0
>>67145359
Heart of Darkness was a bit of a disappointment for me
>>67145359
I took myself to an imaginary opera today. I listened to the opening instrumental track of Die Walkure Act 2
>>67145624
Did you imagine getting a blowjob from your gf?
Eternal Arsenal thread is your 'Nam
>>67145597
I found it to be okay. But the works who got influenced by it are very good
>>67145654
yes
>>67145654
There are limits to my imagination
>>67145664
Reminds me, I thought of a subject for a new post.
>>67145709
Yeah
>Commentator calling the Vidal tackle almost red worthy
*mutes stream*
>>67145769
you know he will dive again right?
>poop out of coaching zone
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Was basically selling Coman for 17m the (non Liverpool) transfer blunder of recent times
either coman or guezmann are going to be MOTM and you won't do nothing about it
>>67145747
it's like Citizen Kane. A really precursory work, but which is not that amazing
>Alonso not on the bench in an important big game
huh?
ok I am here now
>pink jerseys
>>67145866
Pep trusts him. He probably talks with Pep before the game and impresses Pep with his understanding of his (Pep's) tactical plan. It's a shame his body is not as quick as his brain nowadays.
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literally laughing my ass off at this defense
hahahah holy shit
>Poop
Holy Shit Bayern is getting blown the fuck out
>Customers
fuck
Whoever has the most dominant triangles will win this
POOP FRAUDIOLA
POOP FRAUDIOLA
POOP FRAUDIOLA
GET FUCKED BAUERN GET FUCKED
>they rate Noor
why is nobody just commiting a foul instead of letting him run through 4 players?
BINTPOL BTFO
atletico's defense has been pretty sloppy too
>>67146123
because that happens every Bayern CL game
Benfica did the exact same thing
I criticized Alonso 30 seconds before this happened
top laugh
>>67146145
thank you
Any other player punches someone in the head and they would be sent off.
this is very embarassing for bayern
>buyern customers
Everyone but Alaba tried to stop him, he was just too nimble
Why isn't this game a derby? Two southern countries playing against each other
>Pep losing another semi-final because of meme tactics
why is he rated again?
>>67146372
this is just retarded
why is Martinez playing some sort of RB
>>67146372
he won the bundes
I hope they lose just so fetti Hoeneß gets mad.
>Traitor #3 thinks he can win the CL with them
LMAO
>>67142226
Chi
What price Dortmund to win Bundes next year? CA is a CL coach really and Dortmund have done really well in the league this season.
>>67146523
>my feet hurt
>i want to be back in my jail
why is Müller on the bench
what's Martinez doing on the right wing
what was this passive defending for the 1-0
Book the fucker!
>>67146534
Mönchengladbach will win the League next season
>>67146605
L O L
>>67146612
>clear tactical
>no yellow
??
>>67146523
that bayern defense is truly woeful
>>67146605
>mfw Gladbachanon returned
>>67146643
Only three Germans
and they say they prioritize youth work
kek
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>>67146623
>m'gladbach
NOT BASED HERTA ???
>4 Spaniards
>2 Germans
>1 Austrian
>1 Frenchman
>1 Chilean
>1 Brazilian
>1 Pole
>not playing Müller
Pep blew it
>>67146683
yeah let's field all the 17 year olds
genius
>>67146659
I know, right? I do like it that CL refs allow a little more contact but stuff like that should not be allowed.
>>67146693
Wew lad
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>>67146687
Kek.. last time they finished on 4th place they got relegated the next season
REFBALL
>>67146681
>dive into Lewandowski's foot at knee level
>foul
wew
that dive
jesus I hate this team more than Buyern
is coman elite
oblak is very good
>>67146893
well he's better than mkhitrayan
>>67146893
Yes but I think he could have had Costa in then
>>67146643
If someone had shown me the Bayern XI five years ago I would have guessed that it's Real Madrid
>that Darth Franck
did that faggot just try to erase the free kick foam
Vidal is such a cunt
>>67147022
My only post outside /bundes/ today is in /arse/
>>67147063
giving Atletico a taste of their own medicine
literally ripped his shirt
no foul of course
this ref is way too lenient on both sides
turned my TV off
>>67147110
>Spaniards dive
big surprise
>>67147206
Watch the snooker. A lot more comfy than football if you ask me
WHAT THE FUCK BERNAT
Better buy Miki and Gündogan as well, maybe Weigl while you're at it. Also Lewandowski looks like shit, just buy Obama instead.
>turned my tv off for a sec
>Athletico scores
Fuck me Bayern isn't playing aggressive at all and starting Coman was a mistake.
>>67147327
>this shareholder mad
top lmao
the lost son is finally coming home
deal with it
why are footy shirts so tight again? Can't they be large and tucked in like during the mid 2000s
>>67147259
snooker is a sport for the perverted
>>67147373
he was giving you a tip, youtube-guy
>>67147373
>shareholder
This will never become an insult, silly customer.
>>67147434
it's as much an insult as calling a German customer
>Thiago
>Bernat
>Lahm
>>67147373
>being this mad that the rabble isn't allowed to buy shares of their own club
LMAO
>playing Bernat in big games
>not playing Müller in big games
>playing Alonso against a quick, physical midfield
>trying out meme line-ups in the most important game of the season
>>67147509
do you earn dividends?
>>67147562
They started paying them in recent years. They didn't pay dividends for a decade or so.
i for one am glad that this meme loving hipster is gone after this season
>Van Gaal and Jupp spend years building up Buyern to be a relevant team again
>Get Poop and pay him 25 million Euros a year to get schooled in three semi-finals in a row
you can't make this shit up
>1-0 down in the 1st leg&away game
>wow they're out !!!!
never change bundes
they shouldn't keep micky the aryan if dembelé is confirmed. He's already better than that armenian hack
>>67147764
Just think back to last year
Needs more Thomas. Those defenders are too much for Lewandowski on his own.
Costa has the face of a Wii Avatar
TROLLBAR
Holy f**k
OBLAK
>>67148012
I hate this meme
>>67148012
ehehe
müller when
>they are diving already
Dugarry is literally the best commentator to ever grace the game of football
>Bernat still on the field
great move from bosta
fucking koke
Oh boy
>Torres
FFS
holy shit torres
lel based post
now it is even