Pedro Alvarez doing stuff edition
nah fuck alvarez
>>67131213
That's why the pic says soon
yah fuck alvarez
Ya tried OP
You should know how things work with 2 guys in scoring position
>>67131176
Does striking out count as doing something?
So how long until Alvarez is cut/optioned? Wonder what Delmon Young is doing
Don't look now but Schoop's batting average may fall under. 200 this game. His hot and cold streaks remind me of Luke Scott desu.
HAHAHA ITS MY FAVORITE UBALDO EPISODE WHERE HE PITCHES LIKE SHIT
>>67131437
>it's a half our lineup including Jones and Davis is hitting .200 or less episode
>>67131176
>mfw i made out with pedro alvarez's wife when she was in high school
>>67131385
Drunk driving unfortunately
Meanwhile the Barves are making the Red Memes look competent
Ubaldo must have a horseshoe up his ass
>>67131385
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14741413/free-agent-outfielder-delmon-young-arrested-charged-battery
>Delmon Young charged with battery after allegedly choking valet
Would probably need to serve a domestic violence suspension if he was signed.
>Friends already gearing up for Otakon
>Last one in BMore
>"Please be a home series please please"
>West coast road trip, playing the vagiants
Only time I'm ever in the city and ofc they aren't there.
>>67131734
Where will it be from now on? I thought it was always in Baltimore.
>>67131734
I made the mistake of going to a game while bronycon was in town a year or two ago. Worst mistake of my life. I was surrounded by a bunch of fat fedora wearing man children with stuffed ponies.
Used to always think that description of bronies was a meme until that day
Is the O's offense kill?
At least the hitters are making Odorizzi throw a lot of pitches. That usually tends to work in the hitters' favor eventually.
>>67131782
DC. Even bigger con center.
>>67131806
It's sleep. Wore it out in that Rags game.
>lead off hit by the 9 hitter
>top of the lineup dies in order
I don't know how much more of this I can take.
If we get out of this...
>>67132013
Nice jinx, weeb.
>>67132120
>implying this defense could bail Ubaldo out a third time without a run scoring
So that's why that one site calls him Crash
Chris "Wheels" Davis
>pitching to Trumbo
God damn Trumbo is nearly Cruz 2.0
TRUMB 2016
HE DID A THING
How do you guys like your eggs? I like mine Odorizzi
HAHA INB4 GIDP
>>67132482
>>67132482
Strike 2 weebshit.
>orioles
>risp
Shoot me now.
Oh hey, it's another episode of "Orioles outhit the other team but >risp their way to a loss."
Joy.
At the club
This dude graps a full hand of your girls ass
Wot do?
>Tides announcers commenting on how Flaherty is sent down
>Only 3 position players for the Orioles atm
>who are you ever going to pinch hit for in that lineup though?
Well?
>>67132667
H-hope he b-b-bobbles it...but he's not Adrian Beltre....
Btw apparently Buck says that since Flaherty is gone, the plan if Schoop gets injured is that Hardy moves over to 2nd base. Hardy says he hasn't played 2nd since Little Leauge.
Jonesy...
>>67132806
It's just part of Buck's strategy to cut down on that runners left on stat
>>67132806
He's showing Machado what it feels like since Manny has done it to Davis twice this season.
WAT IS THIS SOCCER SHIT
Ubaldo has some ridiculous swing-and-miss stuff. If he could somehow, some way get his command in order he'd be an ace.
>>67132674
They've got Britton's bat in the bullpen
>adam chimpout jones
>>67132994
Stop forcing this meme.
You're the only one who ever posts this.
It's not funny, it's not even accurate.
>>67132994
When has Jones ever chimped out?
>>67133041
The only time Adam's gotten mad that I know of is on Twitter when he called out the fan in San Francisco who threw a banana at him. He wasn't even furious, just offended and he wanted people to know.
He's a pretty cool guy just about all the time.
>>67133161
Fugg I remember that
He also chewed out streakers
>>67133161
Yeah, Jones is an extremely likeable player.
Ignore what happened when Wright was left in too long and the starting pitchers have been rock solid this series. It's the offense that's letting the team down.
>maddy machimpo
We've got to score some runs. I can't take this team losing when our starting pitching doesn't shit the bed.
>>67133161
>>67133258
>>67133259
I do recall him getting irritated, not pissed but you could tell it bugged him, back when the O's and Nats were playing in Harper's rookie year and reporters kept asking him about Harper and Jones said something along the lines of "we don't care about Harper, why don't you ask me about the Orioles"
>>67133464
Mm. Considering that year ended the playoff drought I can see why he'd be miffed; glossed over while playing well.
>>67133464
Haha based.
Chimping out is more like Carlos Gomez, Brian McCann, Delmon Young, Milton Bradley, Carlos Zambrano or Papelbon.
Simply doesn't blow his temper, just Blc bubbles.
>>67133579
Would that have been Showalter's first full season in Baltimore?
hello friends
>>67133609
Cool you exist. Way to conveniently appear when the Rays take the lead.
Mm
6th inning
>>67133640
theyre not tied? idk im not even watching the game
>>67133609
Will you disappear when the O's retake the lead?
>>67133697
Will you disappear when the O's choke it away?
>>67133697
see
>>67133686
idk ill probably check the game score like 2 more times forget about it and then not post in the thread again
Man, I apologize OP
>>67133740
>mfw
So, for a team that was looking like it was going to hit a bajillion home runs early this year, what the fuck happened?
The dinger gods giveth and the dinger gods taketh away...
It's cool
>>67133789
We stopped playing the Twins
And at Camden
It could be worse brOs. The Tides are 0-22 over 3 games with RISP.
Janish and Avery just got back to back hits in the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs. Hoes is up to try and snap the RISP drought. Tides down 7-2.
>tfw it is 90 degrees out again
its too hot lads. winter just began and its already over
Nicky would've made that catch ;_;
>>67133877
Hoes K's, the streak moves to 0-23 and the Tides are swept at home.
hmm these game threads are not very interesting
>>67134106
Not enough memes for you?
>>67134106
It's the Rays, man
With Lexplorer gone it's just the handful of anons left, if they even care to post
>>67134154
not really no
May is going to be rough, isn't it
gg o's back to .500 lets see that yanks and sox end up last in the division this year
Gg all. Shame that we all showed up but the bats didn't.
Gg rays
Better you guys than the lastkees or red memes
>>67132479
Carlos!!!
