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TB:Steven Stamkos gets back on the ice Tuesday
STL:G Brian Elliott stars for Blues in Game 7 win
STL:Troy Brouwer's winner eliminates Blackhawks
NAS:James Neal gets 2 points; Preds extend series
NAS:Craig Smith will play in Game 6 on Monday
PHI:Brayden Schenn will have a hearing Tuesday
DET:Datsyuk won't make decision until WHC is over
PIT:Concussion symptoms linger for Pens' Fleury
NAS:Craig Smith could be back in on Monday
NYI:John Tavares sends the Islanders to round 2
DAL:Spezza's four points shoot Stars to 2nd Round
MIN:Spugeon's 2G not enough; Wild's season ends
gib animu pls
>kongs
>cucks
nth for every team is now reddit
>>67127773
Based. I dislike the rags a little less now
>>67127837
Go make animu you fucking perds faggot
>>67127866
dunno how pls gib
>>67127840
I'd say about 55% ducks vs. 45% preds
>>67127885
here have a smug laughing anime grill you can shame people with
>tfw shitposted so hard against the Blues this season it's almost hard to feel happy they got past the first round
feelsbadman
>>67127916
I just don't feel safe going that high...like if I do they'll lose just to spite me
who /trump/ here?
>>67128001
I would probably be the same if I was a fan of éither team
>>67127925
I made this, pretty good, huh?
playoff /hoc/ is fun, but so impersonal
hope you guys are all sticking around for the offseason
reminder to vote for bustkov for NHL17 cover vote
Odds Blues win the Cup, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVrnMmCf4LM
>>67127773
>jew york expecting a 39 year old man to fill the role of and be as good as stralman
>>67128095
already done senpai, though I feel McDavid is going to run away with it
unless meme magic prevails
>>67128095
>missing a penalty shot in playoff ot
absolute madman
>>67128095
I'm so surprised they went with him over jagr or lu or even ekblad
>>67128098
1 in 8 senpai
>>67128095
already did
Who /lit af/ here
>rags
>kongs
>blackcocks
who /worriedcucksfuckupyourbracket/ here?
>>67128277
not me
>>67128150
you should watch his penalty shot highlights this season m8. Had like 5 game winning shoothout goals.
WEEEE AAARE THE CHAMPIOOOOONS
Has the alternate years of Kings and Blackhawks left /hoc/ in tatters?
>>67128316
>a fucking axe
>>67128277
here
also worried the caps lose to the pongs next round
>>67128316
congrats tappabros
>>67128374
ty for based Bonsaksen norge
>>67128277
I'm 6/7 thus far. I'm hoping the ducks pull through so I'm 7/8.
>>67128095
>Le can't score on breakaway man
>>67128402
nice. He's a legend at my team
>>67128437
I can't trust you you're a jewish skeleton
555 get?
555 get bloos win cup
go blues
>>67128525
No, reroll. 555
555 and Canadians must be banned from posting here
>Round 2 starts tomorrow
>last game of Round 1 happens tomorrow as well
Has this happened before?
What the fuck?
>>67128555
kek
>>67128560
BETTMAN
E
T
T
M
A
N
also post your feminine penis Kipper.
>>67128555
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG
>>67128555
Canacucks btfo
>>67128555
Well I guess /hoc/ just got annexed by Finland
>>67128555
THANK YOU
>>67128588
>>67128598
:DDDDD
Edmonton and Toronto are emerging twin dynasties, Montreal will win next year, and Winnipeg is getting Laine while Pullyarvie is going to Calgary
>>67128616
Why are you still posting here?
>>67128555
Jokes on you, I live in the UK.
So when ameriblubbers come over the border after trump gets elected, can we legalize landwhale hunting again?
>>67128343
It's getting ludicrous. It's nice to see different teams in contention this year, but the league's parity is reaching NBA levels.
Hawks fan, for the record. I'm disappointed we lost yesterday, and also empathize with fans sick of seeing the same 2 or 3 teams every year.
Amerifat genocide when
>>67128665
>>67128644
Please leave
whens the draft lottery
>>67128649
I almost wanted you guys to win. I don't think we will ever win the cup with Hitch and Co., and you beating us was the best chance of getting a new coach.
Oh well.
>>67128745
Die
>>67128774
tomorrow
>>67128806
if this series goes bad for St. Louis I still think there's a good chance that Hitch is fired
>>67128868
post bootie, cutie patootie
>>67128745
no u
>>67128806
>I almost wanted you guys to win
Seriously shut the fuck up and kill yourself you pathetic cuck. Please dont ever call yourself a Blues fan again or I will rape your entire family.
>>67128095
B A R K O V
A
R
K
O
V
Is kippers actually female or is that just a meme
>>67128898
>violent and needlessly angry
certified stl resident
>>67128925
she's a girl but she does have a feminine penis.
>>67128920
>Le can't score on breakaway man
KEK
Saint Lewis lusting after that bbc
>>67128898
Fuck you. Your limp dicked ass couldnt rape a paper bag.
>>67128555
Where are the mods to enforce this?
>>67128920
>in ot
>>67128956
>shitpost on twitter about a sport you've never seen
>get invited to a playoff game
WEW
E
W
>>67128956
HOW CAN WHITES EVEN COMPETE
>>67128956
why are there so much about his random black guy? Or is he some celebrity?
>>67128898
>believing hitch can win a cup
>in 2016
anon i.........
>>67128956
>saint louis is only 46% white
that shit is l i t
>>67129003
he got a lot of retweets
>>67128956
I'm going to pretend to be black on twitter so I can get free shit
>>67128555
We did it, lads. We did it.
>>67129030
It's kinda sad how this dude is getting his nuts rid by an entire franchise
Ow wow, black guy on twitter makes a bunch of stereoytpical tweets about hockey, white people and stuff.
Of course reddit loves this.
>>67129003
He was pretty funny tbqh. Plus black people are stereotyped as being indifferent to hockey.
>inb4 reddit
>>67129076
>denying that you're reddit
terrible disguise mr. rebbit
>>67128956
Where the fuck are my tickets
>>67129072
its because theyre all cucks.
>yes finally the blacks like hockey, they will think i'm cool now
>>67129072
I can't really fault the blose for getting all over this though, getting black people to watch hockey would help them out a lot
>>67128956
>>67128898
this is your franchise
i'm not sure who is worse now
st louis cucks
or reddithawks
>>67129121
>reddithawks
get with the current memes m8
sharks are the reddit team now
>>67129110
blacks arent going to watch hockey regardless, bloos are juct cucking themselves
>>67129121
Reddit doesn't like the Hawks anymore, the hawks elimination post got like 5000 upvotes
>>67129149
>hawksfan trying to deflect still
once reddithawks always reddithawks
>>67129173
t. grandpa
i bet you use gifs too
Why has brooksie spent his entire life getting btfo by former lightning members? Do you think he actually got beat up at the bus stop?
Does Dallas stand a fucking chance against bloos?
>>67129338
Its the playoffs m8. For the most part any team can win a series.
>>67129338
Or course. In fact, Dallas will probably sweep without conceding a goal.
>>67129338
>lehterä-tarasenko duo
no they will not
>>67129364
>blues finally triumph over a weakened hawks roster
>celebrations abound as they advance to round 2
>swept 4-0 by the meme team of the west
I can't think of anything bluesier tbqh
Hawks fan here.
I'm here to eat my crow.
Unleash your shitposts upon me.
Larry Brooks is a god damn hero. He's basically been >rags posting since before >rags posting was even a thing
>>67129401
I think the hawks are a much better overall team than the stars. If the blues can play solid defense they have a really good shot beating them. I have the blues in the WCF because they're deep as fuck at every position. But at the same time I wouldn't be shocked if Dallas went through.
>>67129401
You're not the only one to notice that
It would be hilarious
>no games tonight
I have a confession /hoc/
I've lost a lot of my passion for hockey
>>67129434
Brooks is faggot. He's exactly like hawk, talks a lot of shit online and then proceeds to get btfo and stutter when he gets called out on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARhVC8uEbQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU8CJQiAycI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVrnMmCf4LM
fuck this guy
>>67129560
let me guess. You found passion for cock?
>>67129560
Then do what I did.
Go to one of the NHL games with create a player.
Make the blackest man you can think of. Call him Albatross Jones. Turn him into the strongest motherfucker out there and spend all game leveling players. Stick him in front of the net for sweet second chances and just be a 3rd or 4th liner. But always make it your mission to be the strongest hitting motherfucker in the league.
I did this back in NHL 11 and I remember just how much fun it was. I think I singlehandedly delivered 6 months of non-consecutive injury time to Antoine Vermette in a single season by breaking both his left arm and left leg with bone shattering hits. I got ejected for boarding and breaking a dudes face.
Do it. Be the Albatross Jones.
>>67129608
>injuring a sure bust so that the draft pick isn't wasted
national hero imo
>>67129608
fuck you chad
>>67129584
Oh, so like most of /sp/?
Larry, come on out, post butt
>Preds vs Ducks and Blues vs Reddithawks aired at the same time
>day off with no hockey
>tomorrow have draft and a game 7
Why are we ran by such clownshoes bros?
Pens are beating the Caps,
>>67129634
>He's not a Chad
>>67129740
That was literally the first time they were staggered you dumb cuck. You got to watch both games.
>Ducks
>playing a game 7 at home
Press F to pay respects
>>67129770
The Preds game ended when there was 15 minutes left in the Blues game
>>67129762
>2015 automatic convertible mustang
>most likely a 4 cylinder
kek
KEK
>>67129560
That happened to me with baseball. My team was and has been shit for a long ass time while my other teams are winning.
>>67128277
Need the Ducks to pull thru so im 8/8, series lenghts went a bit wrong tho
>>67129820
>driving a stick shift
Why?
SCHENN BTFO
>>67129820
The new 4 bangers are better than the old 6 bangers. Still I agree with what you said
>putting a 4 banger in a muscle car
>>67129560
Which team lad?
Can you skate or play beer league?
>>67129853
>regular season games
lmao who cares
>>67129847
>driving a car designed for performance in an automatic
What
>>67129834
It's been bad for me. The Blues are winning and look to maybe have a shot and honestly, I just don't care.
Maybe the past few fucked up seasons have turned me off too much. I concentrated on my life and have other things going on. I want to get into it but damn if I can't be assed to. Idk.
>>67129847
You'd understand if you had a ball sack
>>67129869
stupid nigger city fan
>>67129889
>I make things more difficult unnecessarily because that's the masculine thing to do
It's like hunting with a fucking old timey musket or something and then calling other people betas
>>67129898
i dont care about the flyers
i care about a 3 game regular season suspension even less
High powered Capitals will expose Pens backup goalie the way the anemic Rangers could not.
Caps sweep in 5
Blues sweep in 6
>>67129924
Just like they exposed Neuvirth?
>>67129918
Stop flopping around and just admit you're a numale cuck who drives a Prius
>>67129918
I worked with a hawaiian guy who would hunt boar with a knife
>>67129804
No shit they won't be perfectly staggered, as calls can fuck things up. But I know that when the Preds 1st period ending they were only ~2 minutes into the Blues 1st period.
You niggers were bitching about how they weren't staggered, and how they started too late. Blame the Florida choke artists, or the ELITE Flyers for there being no game today.
>>67129960
is the little black carl supposed to be his wifes son
>>67129999
Nothing gets by you Mr Quads
>>67129999
nice quads,
also good eye you got the picture
>>67129956
Neuvirth playing on nerves, gives great performance, is tested but loses. Don't get me wrong, I hate Ovechkin.
The Pens were playing the fucking Rangers. Seriously they should just be relegated at this point.
>>67129960
>the technology exists that makes the necessity of manual transmission obsolete
>the use of said technology is effeminate
"LOL, you watch DVDs?! Where do you keep your tampons? Real men watch VHS, puny weakling
>Schenn doesn't get suspended for slashing the knee in game 5 and they suspend him for another lesser incident after the series
>No suspension for Letang after batting that rag in the face with his stick like he was using a sword due to the Pens playing the Caps shortly after
Try to tell me the league doesn't hate the Caps
>>67130052
You're really bad at analogies and don't know anything about cars
>>67130093
dont forget this gem
>3 game suspension for a check
>1 game suspension for bad words
This league is so pussified it's unreal
>>67130113
I drive a pickup which is more masculine than your manual transmission Volvo
lol
how he king if no ring
This is the only car people like, by the way. What's it name again?
>>67130215
h-honky
:3
>>67130215
His brother in FEL game tonight
Who will choke harder the Preds or the Ducks?
On one hand the Preds defense was in full force last night and shutting all of the Ducks lines, but on the other hand, it didn't even look like they were playing their fullest like they did the past 3
>>67130215
Good night honker
>>67130215
desu i like this car
Please Stars blow the Blues out
This "black guy discovers hockey and all the nu-male fans freak out because they minority nao" shit is fucking sick
>>67130304
Blues will win in 5 games.
Stars are a complete meme.
>>67130255
If the game stays close, Kesler will score the game winning goal.
Nashville needs to get an early lead and play defense. If they fall behind or stayed tied, they are screwed.
>>67130244
good to see lil' honklet doing well for himself
>>67130331
That's unfortunate
Ducks or Sharks have a chance?
>>67129956
He should have been the starter to begin with so
>>67130368
I think the Sharks do. Ducks do on paper but they choke all the time.
>>67130244
How the heck did that car get out there? How did they get it off? Surely it couldn't fit through the bench doors
>>67130368
Sharks and Ducks are both horrible choke artists.
On paper they could win but in reality they will get cucked by Brian Elliot's recent play and Parayko blasting in howitzers from the blue line.
>>67130388
Sharks are legit huh
How did that happen? I thought they were rebuilding?
>>67130404
Simple. They built the arena around the car.
>>67130388
>Ducks do on paper but they choke all the time
yeah, and we're talking about the blues here
>>67130422
>choke artists
and the Blose aren't?
I love when people say choke artist implying anyone but the cup winner aren't chokers ahhaha
>>67130182
>not putting practice
???
>>67130425
Sort of were, more like retooling since they were so laden with vets that they couldn't/wouldn't move. Thornton has aged very well and kept them competitive too. Jones is a good goalie.
>>67130445
I do not deny for a second the Bloos are choke artists.
>>67130425
Only Canadian teams actually have "rebuild" phases. American teams just have 1-3 seasons of no playoffs and they're right back in it.
So why is rnd 2 starting tomorrow before rnd 1 is even over?
>>67130469
You have to master choking before you are an artist
Most teams that go out are'nt masters at it. The Sharks, Ducks, and Blues are much practiced.
>>67130487
post butt bb
>>67130449
Blues have better players top to bottom, and a huge edge in goaltending.
In the battle of chokers guys like Tarasenko and Schwartz will shit on Joe Thornton/Marleau (biggest chokers in NHL history)
Brent Burns is good but with the recent emergence of Parayko's devastating shot, its not really a huge advantage there either.
>>67130404
they build a ramp so it jumps over the boards
>>67130501
Buttman shekels
>>67130501
NHL doesn't want Isles/Bolts to distract from people watching the Pens/Caps game. It's stupid.
>>67130487
hey qt whats your kik?
>>67130501
first time 've heard of this shit
A quick shout out to the Blackhawks for losing.
>>67130547
literally first time it has happened in nhl history
>>67130547
ive heard of your plump rump
>>67130561
np mate
too bad it took you until the team shackled themselves in cap hell and dressed 3 AHL d men to do it
>>67130521
Who drives it? The first star of the night or the captain?
>>67130538
That doesn't make sense though. They should be able to have one East and one West series each day, so Friday could be Pens/Caps and Blues/Stars then Saturday could be Sharks/____ and Isles/Bolts.
>>67130594
hometeam backup goalie
>>67130588
Holy fuck yes, the series should not have gone to game 7.
>>67130612
>car is the backup goalie
>just park in front of the net and roll up the windows
>>67130581
speaking of Kane did anyone make a WEBM of that shift where he undressed everyone on the ice in the offensive zone?
I know we all "hate" Kane in /hoc/ but that was seriously impressive.
>>67130562
There are some online pools that redraft each rnd. So how the fuck are they going to make that work if rnd 2 starts before all the rnd 2 teams are decided? This is a fucking shit show.
>>67130638
>-3
>>67130638
I dont think its as much "we" all hate Kane. I believe its more of " we hate all Blackhawk fans".
The Blackhawks are very good team, they just suffer from shitty fans.
>>67130667
>hurr I'll just post meme stats
alright, but anyone got a WEBM?
>>67130638
here's the jewtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8iil8iTk_I
>>67130630
>islanders dress the car
>mfw when tavares drives it into bishop
>>67130688
>they just suffer from shitty fans.
literally every fanbase in /hoc
also nice kaner dubs
>Broons ded
>Kongs ded
>Blackcocks ded
>rags ded
Only pissburgh now and we'll have the full sweep of evil teams.
>>67130694
>on the ice for all goals against
>in a game 7
>not a relevant statistic
Kane was exposed for the defensive liability he is. This team was no where near their defensive form the past 5 years. Without that strong d to shelter Kane's line, things get ugly.
>>67130705
Classic Kane, penetrating into people who aren't consenting.
Does anyone have the pic of Kane shopped onto wrestler Kane's face
>>67130742
ty I guess
I find most western division teams to have decent to good fans. I have not met many Wild fans, but the majority seem nice.
>>67130790
hawkfans are just the same
/hoc just refuses to admit a large portion of animosity towards hawksfans is entirely due to the team's recent success and renewed local interest in the team
>>67130856
same could be said about KC Royals, yet that does not make them any less tolerable.
>>67130856
>renewed local interest in the team
You mean bandwagoners. No, /hoc/ readily admits they hate the hawks because 70% of their fans weren't fans before their cup win. That's why their fans are shit and most of the time don't know anything about hockey.
>>67130755
>pongs evil
>not caps
>>67130920
any team that has the refs on their side is evil by default
I'm looking to jump on the Tampa bandwagon but I need to know something first. Is shaving my boipussy necessary or just suggested?
>>67130920
i'd take the craps over the pongs any day desu
>>67130903
six years ago, mate
twenty years from now, are you still going to be screaming about bandwagoners who didn't like the hawks until their shit owner died and son took over?
>>67131023
it can be humid in Florida, shaving correctly will result in no butt-swamp. I would advise though
![braden-holtby-hockey-headshot-photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/itu5ahT.jpg "braden-holtby-hockey-headshot-photo[1]")
Am I imagining things or does he kind of look like Logan/Sabertooth from X-Men?
>>67131045
Just explaining the hate my man. No one likes people who don't like a team until they're actually good. Yes it was a while ago now but people still remember. If in 20 years I meet someone who says "yea I didn't like the hawks or hockey at all, then the hawks won so I became the biggest blackhawk fan EVER" Yeah I'm gonna call that person a piece of shit.
>>67131102
most people didn't even know about them until then because until 2007 the hawks were run worse than the oilers and leafs combined
Hey there /hoc/. Any new dank memes today?
>tfw no hokkei
>>67131023
Bears are welcome too
>>67131102
I feel like the anti-bandwagoner
was passionate as fuck back in 2011 when my team was shit
now theyre really good and idgaf
>>67131141
Car naming
>>67131179
Tbh I'm worried that if my team wins their first cup this year the fanbase will go to shit with bandwagoners.
We'll probably choke like always but I'm still worried.
>>67131149
tonight is a night for trump
>>67131201
i quite like honker
>tfw no hockey
>>67131125
>>67130731
>>67130667
>>67130640
>>67130581
>>67130562
You aren't allowed to be posting here
>>67131201
We need to have HocDog and various other /hoc/ memes in a picture with one of those cars.
>>67131211
Stars, Blues, or Caps?
I've been seeing the beginnings of a bandwagon with the Blues. For some reason the Stars and Caps have been eerily quiet.
>>67131201
his name is HONKY
why bother naming the car when islels will be out in 4 games
Ansar Khan @AnsarKhanMLive Apr 25
#RedWings Holland said it makes no sense to pay a lot in futures to clear one year of $7.5 million on the cap, regarding Datsyuk.
Ansar Khan @AnsarKhanMLive Apr 25
#RedWings Holland said if Datsyuk leaves he'll try to move his contract but won't pay a premium to do so (top prospect, high pick).
Ansar Khan @AnsarKhanMLive Apr 25
#RedWings Holland said he'll be more aggressive in pursuing trades at draft. Looking to get bigger.
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67131302
HAHA ANOTHER 5 YEARS OF MEDIOCRITY INCOMING
>>67131274
Yea, Bloose.
Our fanbase is already mostly garbage because whenever we do well all season people come out of the woodwork to praise them, then when we choke in round 1 they evaporate or just shit all over them for being terrible and say shit like we need new coaches/management/a complete rebuild.
If we win a cup I foresee even more garbage.
ayyyyyy lmao I can't remember the last time the Hawks were out in the first round. No seriously I can't remember
>>67127841
YFW the Ducks win a game 7 then the >shorks choke harder than a crack addicted pornstar.
>>67131345
2011
>>67131274
The Blues has a good following in StL, I do not know how it is any where else though.
>>67131292
bolts only played detoilet, i think the isles can actually keep up with them. plus the tavares is literally god factor
>>67131339
WE GOT BAITED INTO A MEME BY NOT HAVING A CAP LIMIT FOR SO LONG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67130362
this desu
>>67131302
>actually trying to be competitive in the nhl
>>67131274
I'm a Caps fan. For reasons I don't really understand, people on hoc seem to dislike them. I don't really see what's to dislike about them.
>Trotz likeable
>Holtby likeable
>Ovie a somewhat unlikable hotshot early in career but developed into a real leader and better two way player who still wins Richards
>Backstrom an understated superstar
I can see why people might dislike Wilson though he fills a role for the caps. Beyond that, not sure what to hate. Fans turn out to see them in an untraditional market. But meh, haters gonna hate.
>>67131292
>implying Big Match John will allow that to happen
>>67131431
Some of the caps fans are annoying, not even that it's just how much more they won compared to everyone else. Then the shitposting because of that.
>>67131431
/hoc/ only likes meme teams
sorry lad
>>67131356
lol no they lost in the 1st round in 2012
>>67131482
My recollection through this year is that some of us gloated a bit, especially before the new year when the caps were on a historical pace. Fine, maybe a bit douchy but I think fans of any team do it. Recall >hasb fans in the first ten games this year.
But it was ALWAYS tempered with the "great but show me what you can do in the playoffs for once, caps" attitude.
>>67131431
Only pongs and blackhawks fans hate you, dont worry rest of hoc is rooting for you and ovi to win.
t. speaker-for-all
>>67131344
True. Those are mostly the older generation though, they've been burned too many times to count.
I'm seeing a lot of younger people who have jumped on around 2013-14. These kids are hugely optimistic and go at the bitter people with knives drawn. Think it's too soon to call the Blues Cup champs? Pfffft, why are you even a fan? Don't think Hitch is a coach for this century? Fuck you! Go cheer for the Hawks!
It's quite an interesting dynamic. Pretty rare because rarely do you see a fanbase put through long periods of misery like the Blues, then have a rebuild that attracts the younger generation of hipsters.
>>67131518
But it was more embarrassing in
Andrew Shaw did nothing wrong, that ref was just a fucking faggot
>>67131624
Refs deserve more crosschecks
Let's settle this once and for all:
What is your definition of a meme team?
>>67131674
Bandwagon + Reddit
>>67131682
I don't go on reddit, are certain fan bases over represented there?
>>67131674
The Salad Stars
>no defense
>no goalie
or
90's NJ
>great defense
>no offense
>>67131694
It's not really over-representation, just some teams reddit cannot enough of
>Hawks
>Blues post beating Hawks and black guy tweets
>Panthers
>>67131674
unsustainable success, exciting, bandwagonable.
see: avalanche the other year, this years panthers
>>67131694
I don't know either. But when a specific team gets good, like the blackhawks this year. There is a huge bandwagon, a good portion of the louder people are from Reddit (They state it sometimes but it's an unspoken rule for most people)
>>67131721
Sharks have been gaining steam too, they love their epic beard man
>>67131732
Ask the fat one to get you in contact with the qt.
You might have to fuck her desu
>>67131750
goddamnit
Who are the un-memiest teams left in the playoffs?
>>67131674
A team I don't like or respect
>>67131750
>spencer
what are the odds they actually win a game 7 at home for once?
>>67131770
Islanders, Stars and Blues.
>>67131770
blues, pongs and ducks
>>67131781
I dunno who that is
>>67129427
We don't make fun of irrelevant teams, that's just salt in the wound
>>67131770
Caps, Pens, Ducks
>>67131905
is this photo shopped or an imposter?
Post yfw you realized the Blackcocks are on their way to the basement yet again.
Hey pens fan here, does anyone know where I could get 4 seats for the Penguins home game?I want them all in a row so Me, my wife's son, my wife and her lover, Darquellous.I just hope the game doesn't go too late or Darquellous will lock me out of my room again.
Can't wait for the series guys, go Pens!!1!
>>67131985
You'll probably have better luck finding bulls to penetrate all of your wife's holes in the DC area
>>67131985
Ah hope yinz have a good time!
>>67131962
our core will keep us bruins bubble-tier until they get arthritis canuck
also no canadians allowed
>>67132044
POST FUCKING BUTT REEEEEEEE
>>67131962
I don't know man... Bowman and Quenneville are genius tier
Canada isn't allowed to post here RRRREEEEE
Are the Wild reddit?
>>67132129
in a dazzle of irony, the blues are the pinnacle of reddit until they're eliminated
>>67131925
He hosted SNL senpai
Gib gold pls
>>67131274
>Stars
>first cup
American hockey knowledge, everybody
Rate my enchiladas
>>67132254
My bad, meant shorks
besides, youre not even supposed to be posting here
>hello darkness my old friend~
>>67132256
that looks like shit lasagna
>>67132230
>No Canada
As it should be
>>67132256
How are they not falling out of the dish?
what do i eat for the elimination game tomorrow?
who choose i cheer for?
>>67132285
Those aren't the Olympics, so you're right.
>>67132284
Enchiladas are just wetback lasagna
>>67132299
Preds
>>67132298
Tampa doesn't play tomorrow though.
>>67132299
A McChicken for every goal scored then post tush
>>67132340
They do against the Islanders a second round game while ducks and preds play game 7 of first round its crazy
>>67132256
>snapchat
ELITE
L
I
T
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>>67132340
Fuck I gotta reschedule now
>>67132363
you'd think the jew would know how to space games for more advertising money.
>>67132353
>meme u18 tournaments
this is the proper one's result
>>67132397
I guess he converted
>>67132371
I texted her and she reassured me it's on tomorrow. No worries bros. I'm thinking I might just let her fuck me in the ass if Tampa wins. Go Bolts!
>>67132448
>2007
what happened that year
>>67132353
tbf all our best players are in the chl playoffs
>>67132500
best finn was in FEL playoffs too and you dont see us saying that
Someone explain why Tampa fans love trannies so much. Is it contagious?
>>67132527
Canada literally sent the B team. Try winning the actual u18 tourney, mongol.
>>67132561
Publix restrooms are known as a popular gay hookup spot. Many Tampa fans acquired the taste when they went on a pub sub run.
>>67132561
its from the culture of being an old penal colony back in the colonial days. Us Americans just ignore it, if you give it the attention it craves, it just get emboldened.
>>67132679
>go to publix for a footlong
>stay for the six inch cuban
Florida: not even once
>mfw underage cuckolds pretend the preds are a reddit team
>>67132679
ok I get it, one foot long isnt enough for them
>>67132729
kek
>>67132679
and how would you know that?
>>67132738
2nd lowest among non-eliminated teams. Keep on pretending the cucks aren't a bandwagon team
>>67132561
It's some Detroit guy salty over losing. He's been trying to force it since the series ended. It was funny for a while but it seems like he's running out of material
>>67132738
how can one site cause so much cancer?
Reddit and all of its clones must be purged.
>it's a mad at sandwich thread
>>67132799
How was Filiberto's 6 inch today, subcuck?
>>67132799
First beautiful trans females forced to go to male restrooms now people are mad at fucking sandwiches. When will the madness ever end?
>>67132370
>Ducks
>ELITE
Ok don't go too far.They're almost ELITE status but right now they're Elite®
>>67132846
>salad cream
B B C
B
C
>>67131431
I live right outside DC in the suburbs. Here's some good reasons to hate the Caps.
>No one cares about the team. DC is 90% niggers so all the fans are from Northern Virginia's suburbs. It's soccer moms and their six year olds at games and a few frat bros that heard about that Ovechkin guy from a friend.
>Team was so irrelevant at one point that they had to host a telethon to beg for money so the team could stay.
>People didn't show up to games until they drafted Ovechkin. Everything people accuse Pittsburgh of as far as being fairweather fans, the Caps are equally if not more guilty of.
>Literally nobody at the games knows anything about hockey. Every time I've seen a game there it's like people sitting around me don't understand the basic rules of the game. I'm not even sure why they show up desu.
>The entire crowd atmosphere is pretty fraudulent. Feels like I'm at a Chuck E. Cheese when I watch the jumbotron and see the Caps mascot dancing around like a faggot with 10 year olds in the crowd.
>They incorporate a siren into their goal horn. Gay.
>Their fanbase is le reddit as fuck.
REEE
>>67132888
haha not at all friend :^) we will hook you up with a jersey autographed by the entire team, both home and away! can we show you on the dance cam? pls fuck my wife
>>67132906
Gook moot should have moved hockey to /asp/ as well desu la
>/hoc/ has no sense of humor
>fucking minorities!
didnt realize i was on /pol/
>>67132906
>muh black people
wew quality post
>>67133047
got a problem with that?
>>67133108
>buying into the finland meme
>haha nazis
>fuck minorities
im pretty sure any functional human being that has friends does yes
>>67132888
what did he mean by this?
>>67133108
>no mongol khanate tats
>>67132282
this is fucking amazing
t. hawks fan
>>67133149
he meant that the team should put all 5 players in front of the net to create a sort of human shield to prevent the puck going in
>>67133047
/pol/ has leaked to all boards
it's a cancer that can't be quelled
you just gotta deal with it now desu
>>67133047
Ignore the pol just no they are most likely insecure neets
who is the tony romo of hockey?
>>67132256
Trash
You gotta make your own sauce then marinate it in a pan with oil and cook whatever meat seperately
>>67133266
Joe Thornton probably.
>>67133266
Sidney Crosby
>>67133266
the real question is who is the jagr of handegg
>>67133194
/pol/ literally ruined this website. even the completely unrelated normie boards like /o/ are filled with >DA JEWS and trump shit. /pol/ is funny on its own i just wish it was contained
>/sp/ is all flag shitposting
>>67133308
post rear here
u20, u18, worldchamps, world cup
>mfw finland wins the quadruble gold
>>67133315
Don't worry anon this shit comes and goes in cycles. First it was /r9k/ shit now it's /pol/ shit. Remember when /b/ used to be relevant?
>>67133315
you do realize /hoc/ is Trump territory, right faggot?
>>67132906
Maybe you're right I dunno. I haven't been a Caps fan while living in the DC area for almost a decade since I was in college four years then moved out of state right after.
I've been back for plenty of games though and the crowd is always into it with plenty of drunk dudes around. Not sure how you can call them out for having a mascot handing out food and shirts and shit, this literally happens everywhere.
Can't deny that the Ovechkin era brought ton of new fans but that's gonna happen when they are also the only winning team in the area... skins and Nats and wiz sucked for awhile. Caps were something like fifth in attendance last year so people support the team. Not sure I see an issue with kids being at the game... isn't getting them early a way to build a lasting fanbase?
>>67133373
And yet not the one that matters most
>>67133149
An astute mind that has recognized the power of shot blocking. He could coach the LA Kings
>>67133373
Your memes are growing. The other hockey nations need to develop counter-meme strategies and fast.
>>67133396
did you hand draw my shitty pride of finland meme?
>>67133406
Trump doesnt own the internet
>>67133373
if finland is so great why don't they have an nhl team?
>>67133373
You'll have to go through team NA
>>67133453
i just copied over it. You have good meme skills friend.
>you will never be this happy
>>67133266
Cindy Crosbaby
>>67133478
Thanks m80, I'm glad puljuposting really took off
>>67133462
>yfw the Helsinki Reindeer win the 2023 Stan Lee Cup
>>67133455
Don't even talk to Trumpfags. It encourages them to keep posting. They'll expire in November.
>>67133486
i can make you that happy by cuddling with you while we watch the canucks crash and burn
>>67133486
fat guy: me
inn n out: your butthole.
>>67133486
i'd be that happy if you post butt
>>67133521
damn eagles are kinda scary. that bird looks like it doesnt take shit from anything
>>67133548
>>67133513
What will happen if he is drafted by the Leafs? Will it be the shitposting singularity?
>>67133548
>smuk_butt.png 25kb
>>67133486
Who is this?
>>67133597
finnish man: me
fried chicken: tears of NHL fans when the canucks win the cuppo
>>67133521
OVER 60%
5 STATE SWEEP
>>67133582
Wherever he goes memes will follow
>>67133617
how can they win when they arent in the playoffs?
>>67133551
I'd be nervous if I was a Republican. While I don't like him as a candidate he's now fucked over a bunch of people I hate more than him including the Republican party, Fox News, fuck he has the Koch Brothers considering supporting Hillary. It's like rooting for a shitty team in a different conference you know yours can destroy easily.
>>67133617
you'll post butt before canadians when the cup again desu
>>67133582
I for one can't wait for the Olympics. I'm already making stockpiling pulju killing swede memes
>>67133486
That's a man who just got out after at least 2 years in prison.
>>67133617
No serious who is this guy is he a canucks player? I can already get he's finnish
>>67133633
obv after they've drafted austin matthews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04cHqPMD4So
>tfw no playoffs today
>Bawks lose
>Kongs lose
>Wangs lose
>Rags lose
>Pants lose
>Pees lose
>Mild lose
the fuck are we band wagoning again?
>>67133638
>It's like rooting for a shitty team in a different conference you know yours can destroy easily.
And then you get Halak'ed
>>67133703
sandwich team or ducks
>>67133694
>finnish
asian enough for canucks then
>>67133638
Nigger, all of the major Fox News folks are all aboard Trump. Hannity, Bollig, Tantaros, Guilfoyle. O'Reilly will probably drop the neutrality charade within the week. Even Kelly has been soft on him, despite his comments.
>>67133720
Just who is he? is this some random guy who decided to record?
>>67133737
Even Mornin Joe on NBC loves the guy. Mika I can totally tell wants to suck his dick
>>67133744
he's a hungry hockey player in the offseason
finally got to eat what he wants
>>67133744
Like that guy said, dude just got out of jail and hadn't had good food in years. Recorder was whoever picked him up.
>>67133744
shut the fuck up
>>67133744
usually you don't see people double fisting animal style burgers at in n out
people record strangers for way less
>>67133737
Because they have to now. Stockholm Syndrome. Who the fuck else are they going to support, that bag of diarrhea Ted Cruz?
Donald Trump adopted the identity of the network and propped himself up to appear more authoritative than them. When they tried to shit on him the viewers turned on them. It's a business first and a propaganda mouthpiece second, they had to serve their more important purpose.
>>67129152
anon I'm black and I watch hockey
>>67133874
don't respond to /pol/ please anon
>>67133874
post your criminal record or get out.
>>67133874
disregard
>>67133896
everyone is accepted here
>>67133896
top lel
>>67133874
#swag
>>67133874
While this is clearly bait, I'm going to respond anyway and ask what team
>>67133874
NIGGER
>>67133916
it looks like he's about to start giving him the best blowjob of his life.
>>67133703
I talk to a blose fan so it might as well be them
He should come to me for advice. I slay so much asian poon.
t. Tall handsome white male in Vancouver
>>67134024
do you know a girl named kippers
next year is >our year lads
>>67134037
None of my girlfriends have ever watched a hockey game. FOBs are the only real asian girls
>>67134050
I want to believe
>>67134082
>>67134050
Let the other Canadian teams win first
>>67134068
I'm going to try to get my girlfriend into it when she gets here. Over in the Philippines the only thing they have to watch on TV is basketball and girls college volleyball
>>67134116
Good. She will like what you tell her to like. I had a previous gf spoon feed me her cooking as I watched the game. Felt like an emperor
>>67134116
>girl
>>67134145
Sorry anon I'm not a Tampa fan
>>67133896
I don't have a criminal record
>>67133933
caps
>>67134050
yes lad
>rags btfo
>tranpa loses half their team
>snes nowhere to be seen
who can stop >us?
>>67134250
literally anyone
>>67134250
Goaltender injuries
>>67134229
liar. monkeys can't tell the truth.
>>67134250
>>67134281 is the only correct answer
with Price >we're unstoppable
hopefully Lindgren pans out, wouldn't mind seeing him snag the backup job
Im racist as anyone here but pls leave that garbage to the contamination board
>>67134250
The Oilers
>>67134321
I'm not racist and I got really into /pol/ for awhile. I found a lot of what they did to be genuinely hilarious. Then Trump rolled around and that's all they ever talked about, then hockey season started and now I'm here.
Officially petitioning for the next thread to be Honky themed.
will they replace honky with a different model next year?
>>67134321
whatever you say srs
>>67134321
Unless you move to the other side of the street when you see a minority coming you aren't truly racist
>>67134477
>>67134494
>honkey
>>67134116
And by girlfriend you mean mail order bride
>>67134477
dubs confirm
next edition must be honky themed
>>67134537
I put my hand on my gun
>>67134604
Nah I actually lived over there for 4 years and dated a few girls. Marrying a girl from a country with a high rate of poverty without meeting her first is a terrible idea.
>>67134593
I biked around Science world today (where you can see Rogers from) and all I was thinking about was how lit Stamkos + Matthews would be next season
senpai I am so fucking hype right now
>>67134639
Good enough
>>67134250
>snes nowhere to be seen
>Stone is becoming god-tier
>Karlsson is gonna win the Norris every year until he retires
>Chabot is gonna kill it in the NHL
>Ceci is getting becoming interesting
>That Stone-Pageau-Smith line
>Meme about Phaneuf all you want, he's still a massive upgrade from Cowen
>snes are the next Canadian team to win the cup, whether you like it or not.
>>67134661
>best NCAA defenseman signed
>best NCAA goaler signed
>best forward next year about to be drafted
>best UFA puck shooting man about to be signed in the summer
feels good, man
(about to bike around the seawall next week)
DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS IS
OUR
YEAR
>>67131329
I don't care how rich you are, how do you live with hair like that
No wonder he raped a girl
>>67132256
gravity defying/10
>>67134724
Top 6 of of Boeser, Horvat, Virtanen, Matthews/Laine/Pulj and a big name free agent (hopefully Stammer) gonna be fun as fuck to watch.
And nice famalam, I was the anon asking if you could take your own bike into Stanley Park earlier in the year, turns out you gotta rent a bike there like i trol u said.
>no games
>thread fills up with delusional hongcouver bullshit
Why don't you faggots go golfing or something. Except for kippers, you stay here and post butt
>>67134714
>implying the sens have it in the budget to do more than keep the lights on
KEK
>>67134804
speculation and deluding ourselves that young guys will get us a cup is all we have family
>>67134714
>melnyk
lel
Finland btfo!!!
>>67134799
Yeah, there's like 5 shops next to the park. Last time I went I rented my bike at Spokes. People were literally in the streets battling for customers and handing out coupons for discount rentals.
>>67134830
the least you guys could do is post some ass pics while shitposting baka.
>>67134851
TOP LEL
>>67134851
>that JUST hair
>>67134851
maybe you should send scouts first retard
>>67134976
>reading comprehension
>>67134976
>Wasting valuable scouting weeks in Scandinavia
I'm trying to maintain a dynasty not a meme team
>>67134851
>sweden
>>67134868
shut up, Kippers
>>67134661
one clot begets another. we'll be lucky to get 30 more games out of stampy
Hey /hoc/, it seems like many of the elite regular-season guys go (if you'll excuse the pun) ice-cold in the playoffs; I know Sidney Crosby and Marc-Andre Fleury (lel Shigguins) have that rep. Who are some star players who stay good in the playoffs (scoring/save pct) and some who disappear/falter? Was watching some of the Caps-Flyers series and it seems like Ovechkin didn't really do much, for example.
>>67134851
Wasn't he born in Sweden though?
>>67134868
POST
BUTT
who else /minority/ here
>>67135266
duncan keith, patrick kane, ben bishop, nikita kucherov, derek stepan, david kreijci and braden holtby usually do well
stamkos is a choker
>>67135389
there needs to be one for gutless
>>67135360
the rangers will win the cup when they clone stepan for every other forward position
just four lines of three derek stepans
>>67135330
this shit lit
Next thread should be a HONKY thread
>>67135389
hi Joe! miss you!
>not really
>>67135360
cool, thank for the examples. feels good to have Krejci have a hot stick in the playoffs in general, but I feel like Tuukka Rask is leaning toward the choker side... then again I barely watch the broons, and I know we were about as mediocre as can be this year
>>67135330
>tfw found it funny at first buy already tired of it
Reddit ruins everything.
>>67135592
what the fuck are you even talking about
jesus are cumskins really this retarded?
>>67135447
>honky
>not >a fucking car
>>67135618
The black guy on Twitter who watched a hockey game and shitposted about it.
>>67134868
kek
>>67135651
>>67135651
>>67135651
>>67135651
>>67135651
New thread lads.
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