This thread is dedicated to hockey news and discussion.
UPCOMING PLAYOFF SCHEDULE:
>Wednesday
NY Islanders vs. Tampa Bay (Gm1)
Nashville vs. Anaheim (Gm 7)
>Thursday
Pittsburgh vs. Washington (Gm1)
>Friday
St. Louis vs. Dallas (Gm 1)
>rags
First for pub subs and sexy traps
>>67135651
>finnish goaltending
![1461710770849[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WyMjEVI.png "1461710770849[1].png")
>tfw its not a fucking car edition
BTW, what's its name?
>blackcocks out
>kongs out
>redditcats done
>analslime with a game 7 on home ice, good as done
>rags
>first sweep of the playoffs happens for god emperor trump
what a time to be alive
>>67135711
honky
>>67135731
Back to /pol/ you dildo this is a hockey thread
>>67135731
>iphone
>rise against
kys
>>67135711
Sandwiches don't stand a chance because their arena doesn't have a fucking car in it
>>67135731
>rise against
>fox news
>>67135731
>iphone
>rage against
>fox news
>cnn
trumpcucks, everyone
>>67135711
I don't get this meme lads.
Why does the Ducks have to play game 7? I just want the Ducks to win their second cup....
>>67135750
>>67135772
>Honky
Because it's white? lel
Let's go HAWKS!
We can win it all this year I CAN FEEL IT
>>67135651
redpill me on Tyler Seguin, Stars fans
t. a casual Broons fan who misses Tyler
>>67135792
It's Rise Against, which blows
Rage Against is based, did you never play Pro Skater 2?
>>67135731
>rise against
>fox news
holy fuck check out this edgelord, how long until he shoots up a school?
>>67135848
In November when Trump loses the election by landslide.
>hes not at a whl playoff game
>>67135874
>tfw winterhawks got eliminated in the first round
Damn it.
>yfw stars win the cup
>>67135826
RATM is overrated. agreed on THPS2 though
>>67135874
Nice view of that bald guy's head.
Hawks fan here to eat my crow.
Bring on the shitposting.
>>67135731
>savior
>>67135921
Fuck off chubs nobody cares
>>67135921
>>67135904
Not saying they're a GOAT band or anything, but they've got some songs that will get your blood pumping
>>67135960
Wake Up is my fave out of what I've heard(the first album, bulls on parade and guerilla radio)
No honkeys.
>>67135960
thats gay.
reminder that everything you love and care about is now reddit and therefore you should abandon it
>>67135999
Fuck off hongkouverite
>>67135999
DIE WHITE CIS MALE SCUM, GO TEAM PUBLIX
>>67135999
POST YOUR FUCKING ASS I WANNA FAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67136027
>abandoning getting drunk and watching hockey
Nice try
>>67136027
jokes on you >my team isn't reddit yet
>>67135731
>Iphone
>fox news
>rise against
gas yourself.
>>67136027
So does that make you reddit?
>>67135822
Well he doesn't get as good +/- than that year in Boston
>>67136079
Nah, he's posting an old /r9k/ meme so I don't think anybody loves him. His mom probably pretends but deep down inside even she's disappointed in him.
>>67135822
he's in dallas scoring goals and smashing country girls
>>67136070
what team would that be laddie?
>>67135772
>honky
What marketing genius came up with this one?
what should i listen to because no hekkei
>>67136131
listen to "post butts now - /hoc/'s best hits"
OFFICIAL LIST OF TEAMS THAT ARE REDDIT POWER RANKINGS
REDDIT:
1. Blackhawks
2. Sharks
3. Red Wings
4. Panthers
5. Capitals
6. Leafs
7. Wild
8. Predators
9. Penguins
10. Canucks
This thread is fucking sad. Even by 4chan standards.
>>67136149
NOT REDDIT:
EVERY OTHER TEAM
>>67136149
>no blues listed
>hawks on top
nice try, black population of saint louis
>>67136149
Tampon gay lgbtning should be number 2
>>67136167
Blame that dirty conniving kike bastard for scheduling no games today.
>>67135822
One of the best on the team, or he was before an Achilles injury. Also a sexy son of a bitch
>>67135772
Honky, the Power of Memes
>>67136182
>reddithawks
>>67136149
>not on the list
A-at least we're relevant for this year...
>>67136149
>Canucks
lmao
>>67136212
daquon, you don't understand
by bouncing the hawks, the blues have become the beloved favorite of reddit as the underdogs for the cup
the blues are reddit now
>>67136218
You're #2 on the OFFICIAL LIST OF BEANER TEAMS POWER RANKINGS though (the >kongs are #1)
>>67136236
I don't like your team but I respect what they've done and your great fans
upvoted
>>67135822
Stars fans actually exist. Even though Dallas is in the Sun Belt, the area is huge so there are plenty of fans even though only a relatively small percentage of the people are really into hockey. Plus they pull in the casuals when things go well on the ice.
As for Seguin, I couldn't believe >our dumb luck when Boston traded him just because they couldn't handle a 20-year-old who liked to party on his off days.
>>67136253
in terms of how good they are as a beaner team or how many beaner fans? because the sharks and ducks definitely have more stinky smelly beaners.
>>67136253
>stors #2 beaner team
>not the boypussies of analslime
I want reddit to leave.
>>67136260
try to deflect all you want, but the blues are the official reddit team until they're eliminated
thanks for taking the bandwagon, chumps
>>67135921
t. Blues fan in disguise
>>67136253
No hablo Ingles, gringo
>tfw not the kongs
>>67136266
For real, there's a surprising number of dedicated fans for the heat and humidity here.
>>67136223
Activate your ass pics
wheres pulj??
: DDD
>>67136253
>implying the Ducks aren't number 2
We're still number 3 though, I'll admit it lads.
>>67136310
they got some qt3.14s on their team
>>67136310
>tfw found him right away
ebin benis :D :D :D
etc etc etc
>>67136310
The stupid Mongol looking one
>>67136310
First row, second from the left
hey /hoc/
rate my round 2 banner
>>67136310
>>67136478
dece/10
>>67136478
p good but i think the blues one could be better
>>67136291
>having an ass this sore
Will they win game 7
>>67136478
pretty fucking shit
kesselmania is based as fuck though
>>67136663
Probably not.
>>67136663
Plz Disney owl.
>>67136693
Cmon you couldn't even lie to me m8
>>67136663
No
>>67136663
Maybe
>>67136736
Implying nhl Jews aren't the reason the ducks lose
>>67136291
Why don't you grab some roofies and go party with le balding manlet
>>67136733
It's best to get the truth so you can adequately prepare yourself for Game 7 instead of holding onto delusional fantasies.
>>67136810
Lies
>>67136663
>Cucks winning a game 7 at home
>Ever
>>67136835
It's the perds. Ducks will win their first.
check this new and fresh 2nd round meme out
>>67135904
You're a faggot who listens to fallout boy if you dont like Rage Against The Machine
>>67136870
Nice job retard
>>67136797
jews love trannies and beaners tho and they make up all of the boypussies' fanbase.
Why is kippers posting so much lately? Does she want attention?
>>67136478
>lauren oshe's husband and team
kek
>>67136930
Kippers is a grill?
And here I am....
Still......
Waiting.......
For you guys to finish....
What's all this hubub about LasVegas getting a team?
>>67135874
Based Thunderbirds.
>>67136478
>bad dog backes
That's the worst meme, everything else is fine
>>67136663
Depends on how meme Rinne is feeling.
>>67136956
They're getting a team.
I'm gonna go for them when they enter the league, you should join me friend.
>>67136956
the jets are expected to relocate to vegas after next season
>>67135731
>fox news
>trump
>rise against
you have to be 18 to post on this board anon
>>67137017
How can one city be so cucked
>>67137176
It's gorgeous
>Round 2 starts before Round 1 ends
baka Gary
tick tock, Crapitols
>>67137176
>tfw in every collage two years running
>>67137220
Your parents must be proud
>>67137220
Me too, fampai. Feels like I have finally contributed something to the world.
>>67137248
They're not
Gib cup plz
who's ready for analheim elimination day?
>>67137220
>tfw not in one
brb kms phams
>>67137269
not a day before kippers posts nudes with low quality 7sec bate vid that people will be convinced there is a full length video out there but one will never surface
>>67137282
I'm ready for weaboo genocide day
Post your worst-case lottery results
>>67135651
Dallas is a pond hockey team
>>67137318
Anything in which the Laffs are 4th is good in my books desu. Those pretentious twats would be so bootyblasted if a team like the Canes won first.
>>67136478
>>67136510
>>67136544
>>67136681
>>67136936
>>67136999
better?
>>67137318
Anyone in which the oilcucks have the first pick
>>67137282
Fuck off m8, Anaheim is winning the cup and putting out the shorks to do it.
>>67137350
>this is what pablo actually tells himself
lmao
>>67137338
You changed the wrong picture, should be making fun of a well rested tarasenko
>>67135731
We posting phones?
lol
>>67137318
This is the best case if buttman doesn't rig it.
Can St.Louis beat Dallas?
Sharks have to beat.....
>LA (W)
>Anaheim
>St. Louis
>Washington
to win the cup
>RIP
>>67137390
Yes. Dallas had a better chance against Chicago.
>>67137269
>there are actually Americans retarded enough to still cheer for the Canucks
>>67137390
Yes 2bh, this is the blose year if they ever had one
>>67137390
Easily, just STOP FUCKING CHOKING
>>67137382
PLEASE BE THIS
>>67137338
shitty non-memes
poor layout
absolutely terrible elementary school powerpoint presentation tier headers
kesselmania remains the only passable thing about it
>>67137350
>>67137282
>california
>EVER winning another cup
>>67137318
29 fanbases would say 1. Oilers
After that depends on personal preference.
>>67137391
Oops
>>67137412
>canada
>no teams in the playoffs
thanks anyway m8
>>67137390
Dallas will meme their way to a couple 6-5 wins but the Blues should sweep the Stars in 6
>>67137393
>all of that implying
>>67137393
>>Washington
>>67137416
>Refs
About the only valid response/reason they wouldn't win
>>67137424
Wouldnt the Oilers be the perfect team to win the lottery?
We will take Laine and you'll get to see the reincarnation of Gretzky-Kurri as McDavid-Laine rip up the league and save the sport of hockey. The Oilers will make it a fun sport again.
Thunderbirds win again famalam
>>67137466
MAKE HOCKEY FUN AGAIN
>>67137429
>australia
>no teams in any relevant sport
>not even in a relevant hemisphere
>>67137393
>washington
>>67137466
McJesus is counting down the days till he can get the fuck out of there.
>>67137466
I can already see his broken spirit, when will you faggots stop getting away with ruining top prospects?
>>67137480
>>67137491
>>67137497
>laffs mad they don't know how to tank for the generational talents
McDavid-Laine is going to be the best one two punch in the league and it's not even close.
>>67137443
>>67137489
>waits 4 weeks to give an answer
>>67137466
Yes but they'll be the only two relevant players on a team that will never make the playoffs anyway.
>>67137491
6 more years, by then he'll be shit anyway
>162 posts
>1 1/2 posters
whats it like knowing /po/ is more relevant than this
Did anyone else see Pierre slap Elliot's ass at the end of g7? We need a webm
>>67137466
This shit is why no one wants to see Deadmonton ever get close to winning.
>>67137514
It's kind of sad that I can't tell if it's bait posting or actual oilnigger delusion at this point
>>67137514
>>67137543
Toffoli groped Martin Jones' dick
>>67137514
>American
>laffs fan
>>67137491
McDavid should have said "Fuck the Oilers, I'm not signing with them if they draft me" after they won the lottery. Nobody would have blamed him or held it against him.
>>67137466
nothing would make me happier than you guys winning the lottery and the guy absolutely refusing to get within 500km of deadmonton
>>67137540
Nice meme
>>67137572
I was pulling for a Lindros all along but he was always too much of a good ol ontaria boy to do it
>mfw the oilers draft honky at #1 overall
>>67137176
>tfw made the cut
Lauren Oshie was a huge cunt in highschool. She was hot obviously but was so aware of it she alienated herself. I guess good for her she found another douche with money.
t. Good friend went to Henry Sibley
>>67137609
Honky is an Islanders RFA, they will have to offer sheet him. They might use their pick for Honky's little brother Wheely though.
>>67137609
>rags
>>67137635
>kongs
>>67137635
>kongs
>>67137635
>kongs
>>67137658
>1993
>>67137572
>mcdavid doesn't sign with the oilers
>forfeits up to 7.55m in salary (from bonuses)
>2 years later he's 20 and re-enters the draft
>Oilers still a garbage fire and draft him again
>>67137575
What would prevent him from coming here? He knows all the talent we've been accumulating, hes a student of the game.
>>67137665
>1915-1918
>>67137667
Edmonton probably would have traded the pick or drafted Eichel if McDavid told them to fuck off. If he privately told them he wouldn't sign they could have traded his pick for a king's ransom.
>current year
>>67137176
tfw not a good enough memer to be in screencaps
how do i up my meme game, bros
>>67137673
wouldn't even a barely literate student of the game recognize that the oilers are hands down the worst run franchise in the league?
>>67137684
you know exactly how
>>67137684
Study all the great Finnish masters.
>>67137697
yes, i could make the images myself and include me, but i'm lazy
who remembers that based as fuck pens caps series in 2009
probably the best series I've watched, all the big guys showing up, varlamov going full russian guardian bear spirit, crosby vs ovechkin round 16742, that game 5 and 6 OT, CBC making based af montages for each game, pens blowing craps the fuck out to win it...
cant wait for more desu
>>67137690
Chiarelli and Nicholson are both taking us in the right direction. Even if they make the wrong moves there's no way to fuck up having McDavid and Laine.
Get them rectums ready
>A Game 1 and Game 7 on the same day
>>67137715
now now you know thats not what we all had in mind
>>67137723
It's too bad the NHL didn't take into account the needs of autistic fucks.
>>67137723
>the game 7 starts after the game 1
is uncle gary high on memes
>>67137722
didn't chiarelli trade a 1st+2nd for reinhart, an AHL defenseman, and steer the team into a near tie for dead last with a team actively trying to lose? just checking to see if i have all my facts right.
>>67137667
>>forfeits up to 7.55m in salary (from bonuses)
He would have got that either way since ELCs are capped. What he really would have lost is the $10M a year he'll be getting between the ages of 21-23 when he comes off his ELC
reminder
>>67137749
He just wouldn't have been getting it for those 2 years. Would've been getting paid nothing to play in the OHL. Couldn't have played elsewhere since his junior team has the first right of refusal in that case.
Who's this nigger who got free tickets to the Hawks elimination game Reddit's fapping over?
>Panthers new logo
what is this
i don't like it
>>67137723
not the league's fault Anaheim shit the bed in a series everybody thought they would win
>>67137759
based torts
still cheesed he didn't come to toronto last season. bill would've got strangled. there would've been media catastrophes the likes of which had never been seen before
>>67135874
>tfw the oilers drafted based bear in the 5th round
>>67137786
a black guy who posted on twitter that he liked hockey
that's all
>>67137788
Looks like a shoulder patch.
>>67137738
>Laffsfaggot not actually paying attention to other teams
Reinhart was promoted after his AHL stint dumbass. And we were trying to lose this year too. Chiarelli knew the value of tanking
>>67137788
>the Panthers will never win the cup with the old pouncing cat
>this new looks like some shitty version of one of the Baltimore Ravens logos
feels bad man
>>67137786
He was tweeting about the Hawks elimination game because he accidentally found he likes hockey, then the blose gave him free tickets to game 3 against Dallas. His tweets were like reading smhtbqhwyf shitposting on 4chan.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/this-shit-lit?utm_term=.oqovjDEgd
>>67137717
It was a great series. Don't forget Crosby and ovie matched hat tricks in one game
>>67137811
looks like those soccer logos
>>67137788
>change logo
>ever
>north american sports "teams"
>>67137774
Either he gets paid
18 ELC
19 ELC
20 ELC
21-40 BIG MONEY
or he goes
18 nothing
19 nothing
20 ELC
21 ELC
22 ELC
23-40 BIG MONEY
Either way the ELC years happen but he has fewer BIG MONEY years
>>67137804
Why is this such a big thing then....
If I tweet I like hockey will I get free flights and tickets to a playoff game?
>>67137841
maybe they're trying to trick the Spanish population of South Florida into think they're seeing a soccer match
>>67137789
>people bought into the Gibson meme
>>67137812
>Chiarelli knew the value of tanking
i'm sure that is the first lesson taught in the oilers school of management. and i called reinhart an AHLer because of his 1 point in 29 games? AHL material brah
>>67137851
Only if you're a demographic that liberals care about
>>67137853
i thought those swimming escaping cubans liked luck ball
>people acting like le can't skate or score man is anything other than a bust
>>67137875
I thought you liked posting your butt on the internet but you haven't done that recently either
>>67137881
oilerfags are loathe to admit that they traded a 1st+2nd for that a bust, and that the old boy's club is still firmly in control.
>>67137846
I agree with what you're saying, all I was pointing out was that the 18 and 19 years of nothing would be very unappealing especially in the unpaid OHL. Wouldn't be a big deal in the grand scheme of things considering the career he'd have, just not a fun way to start off your career. Even if the Oilers suck complete ass the next 2 years (they will) it's still better than playing 10 minute long shifts in the OHL and not getting paid shit. Obviously he'd know that things would be better in the long term but that would be pretty hard to accept in the short term for a talent like him.
Cindy vs Ovi
We all know the Craps are gonna shit the bed like they always do in the second round
Pittsburgh-Tampa ECF prediction
>>67137881
>>67137895
>Gritty defensive minded, solid defenceman is a bust
>muh pointzzzz
Die reddit scum
>>67137917
>reinhart
>""""""gritty, solid"""""""
>implying he is not slow as fuck
>>67137895
>tfw could have had barzal and improved the righty/left mix at forward
>tfw could have taken Kyle "Reese, John" Connor and made Hall expendable
>tfw could have taken someone like Blackwood with the second
At least >we had a good series of picks in the later rounds
>>67137917
>completely inable to move the puck, either through passing or skating it up the ice
>another fucking lefty
>another fucking oil king
>projects to be a bottom pairing defenceman at best
>get worked over by Garth Snow
Ethan Bear will have a more successful NHL career than Griffy Busthard
>>67137424
>telegram
You an ISIS member?
lads
>>67137788
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>67137966
Bear was fucking great tonight.
>>67137917
Reinhart can barely skate. You guys got fucking fleeced lmao.
>>67135694
67138044
Is old man dan the most based >rag?
>>67138062
>rags
>based
>ever
>>67138062
>rags
>>67138062
>rags
>>67138062
>rags
>thread is legitimately worse than summer /hoc/
WEW
E
W
>>67138365
Summer /hoc/ was fun. This season has been shit
>>67138397
t. >chiraq fan
>>67138365
What do you expect with no games on tonight? Take it up with Bettman
>>67138397
Fuck off old timer
What are you up to hoc? I'm just in a lounge waiting for my red eye.
>>67138520
Just about to call Comcast to try to get my shit fixed so I can run more hockey streams.
>>67138567
God bless you child.
Isles-Bolts at 4:00 PM
Ducks-Pres at 7:00 PM
>Second round unironically starting before first round ends
?????????????
what the fuck is that scheduling lmao
Has that ever happened before?
>>67138520
Studying for the last final exam of my degree in 8 hours
>>67138589
What's your major?
>>67138567
How do you run your streams?
Ive wanted to do it for a while but dont want to get in legal trouble.
