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UPCOMING PLAYOFF SCHEDULE:
>Wednesday
NY Islanders vs. Tampa Bay (Gm1)
Nashville vs. Anaheim (Gm 7)
>Thursday
Pittsburgh vs. Washington (Gm1)
>Friday
St. Louis vs. Dallas (Gm 1)
>rags
First for pub subs and sexy traps
>>67135651
>finnish goaltending
>tfw its not a fucking car edition
BTW, what's its name?
>blackcocks out
>kongs out
>redditcats done
>analslime with a game 7 on home ice, good as done
>rags
>first sweep of the playoffs happens for god emperor trump
what a time to be alive
>>67135711
honky
>>67135731
Back to /pol/ you dildo this is a hockey thread
>>67135731
>iphone
>rise against
kys
>>67135711
Sandwiches don't stand a chance because their arena doesn't have a fucking car in it
>>67135731
>rise against
>fox news
>>67135731
>iphone
>rage against
>fox news
>cnn
trumpcucks, everyone
>>67135711
I don't get this meme lads.
Why does the Ducks have to play game 7? I just want the Ducks to win their second cup....
>>67135750
>>67135772
>Honky
Because it's white? lel
Let's go HAWKS!
We can win it all this year I CAN FEEL IT
>>67135651
redpill me on Tyler Seguin, Stars fans
t. a casual Broons fan who misses Tyler
>>67135792
It's Rise Against, which blows
Rage Against is based, did you never play Pro Skater 2?
>>67135731
>rise against
>fox news
holy fuck check out this edgelord, how long until he shoots up a school?
>>67135848
In November when Trump loses the election by landslide.
>hes not at a whl playoff game
>>67135874
>tfw winterhawks got eliminated in the first round
Damn it.
>yfw stars win the cup
>>67135826
RATM is overrated. agreed on THPS2 though
>>67135874
Nice view of that bald guy's head.
Hawks fan here to eat my crow.
Bring on the shitposting.
>>67135731
>savior
>>67135921
Fuck off chubs nobody cares
>>67135904
Not saying they're a GOAT band or anything, but they've got some songs that will get your blood pumping
>>67135960
Wake Up is my fave out of what I've heard(the first album, bulls on parade and guerilla radio)
No honkeys.
>>67135960
thats gay.
reminder that everything you love and care about is now reddit and therefore you should abandon it
>>67135999
Fuck off hongkouverite
>>67135999
DIE WHITE CIS MALE SCUM, GO TEAM PUBLIX
>>67135999
POST YOUR FUCKING ASS I WANNA FAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67136027
>abandoning getting drunk and watching hockey
Nice try
>>67136027
jokes on you >my team isn't reddit yet
>>67135731
>Iphone
>fox news
>rise against
gas yourself.
>>67136027
So does that make you reddit?
>>67135822
Well he doesn't get as good +/- than that year in Boston
>>67136079
Nah, he's posting an old /r9k/ meme so I don't think anybody loves him. His mom probably pretends but deep down inside even she's disappointed in him.
>>67135822
he's in dallas scoring goals and smashing country girls
>>67136070
what team would that be laddie?
>>67135772
>honky
What marketing genius came up with this one?
what should i listen to because no hekkei
>>67136131
listen to "post butts now - /hoc/'s best hits"
OFFICIAL LIST OF TEAMS THAT ARE REDDIT POWER RANKINGS
REDDIT:
1. Blackhawks
2. Sharks
3. Red Wings
4. Panthers
5. Capitals
6. Leafs
7. Wild
8. Predators
9. Penguins
10. Canucks
This thread is fucking sad. Even by 4chan standards.
>>67136149
NOT REDDIT:
EVERY OTHER TEAM
>>67136149
>no blues listed
>hawks on top
nice try, black population of saint louis
>>67136149
Tampon gay lgbtning should be number 2
>>67136167
Blame that dirty conniving kike bastard for scheduling no games today.
>>67135822
One of the best on the team, or he was before an Achilles injury. Also a sexy son of a bitch
>>67135772
Honky, the Power of Memes
>>67136182
>reddithawks
>>67136149
>not on the list
A-at least we're relevant for this year...
>>67136149
>Canucks
lmao
>>67136212
daquon, you don't understand
by bouncing the hawks, the blues have become the beloved favorite of reddit as the underdogs for the cup
the blues are reddit now
>>67136218
You're #2 on the OFFICIAL LIST OF BEANER TEAMS POWER RANKINGS though (the >kongs are #1)
>>67136236
I don't like your team but I respect what they've done and your great fans
upvoted
>>67135822
Stars fans actually exist. Even though Dallas is in the Sun Belt, the area is huge so there are plenty of fans even though only a relatively small percentage of the people are really into hockey. Plus they pull in the casuals when things go well on the ice.
As for Seguin, I couldn't believe >our dumb luck when Boston traded him just because they couldn't handle a 20-year-old who liked to party on his off days.
>>67136253
in terms of how good they are as a beaner team or how many beaner fans? because the sharks and ducks definitely have more stinky smelly beaners.
>>67136253
>stors #2 beaner team
>not the boypussies of analslime
I want reddit to leave.
>>67136260
try to deflect all you want, but the blues are the official reddit team until they're eliminated
thanks for taking the bandwagon, chumps
>>67135921
t. Blues fan in disguise
>>67136253
No hablo Ingles, gringo
>tfw not the kongs
>>67136266
For real, there's a surprising number of dedicated fans for the heat and humidity here.
>>67136223
Activate your ass pics
wheres pulj??
: DDD
>>67136253
>implying the Ducks aren't number 2
We're still number 3 though, I'll admit it lads.
>>67136310
they got some qt3.14s on their team
>>67136310
>tfw found him right away
ebin benis :D :D :D
etc etc etc
>>67136310
The stupid Mongol looking one
>>67136310
First row, second from the left
hey /hoc/
rate my round 2 banner
>>67136478
dece/10
>>67136478
p good but i think the blues one could be better
>>67136291
>having an ass this sore
Will they win game 7
>>67136478
pretty fucking shit
kesselmania is based as fuck though
>>67136663
Probably not.
>>67136663
Plz Disney owl.
>>67136693
Cmon you couldn't even lie to me m8
>>67136736
Implying nhl Jews aren't the reason the ducks lose
>>67136291
Why don't you grab some roofies and go party with le balding manlet
>>67136733
It's best to get the truth so you can adequately prepare yourself for Game 7 instead of holding onto delusional fantasies.
>>67136810
Lies
>>67136663
>Cucks winning a game 7 at home
>Ever
>>67136835
It's the perds. Ducks will win their first.
check this new and fresh 2nd round meme out
>>67135904
You're a faggot who listens to fallout boy if you dont like Rage Against The Machine
>>67136870
Nice job retard
>>67136797
jews love trannies and beaners tho and they make up all of the boypussies' fanbase.
Why is kippers posting so much lately? Does she want attention?
>>67136478
>lauren oshe's husband and team
kek
>>67136930
Kippers is a grill?
And here I am....
Still......
Waiting.......
For you guys to finish....
What's all this hubub about LasVegas getting a team?
>>67135874
Based Thunderbirds.
>>67136478
>bad dog backes
That's the worst meme, everything else is fine
>>67136663
Depends on how meme Rinne is feeling.
>>67136956
They're getting a team.
I'm gonna go for them when they enter the league, you should join me friend.
>>67136956
the jets are expected to relocate to vegas after next season
>>67135731
>fox news
>trump
>rise against
you have to be 18 to post on this board anon
>>67137017
How can one city be so cucked
>>67137176
It's gorgeous
>Round 2 starts before Round 1 ends
baka Gary
tick tock, Crapitols
>>67137176
>tfw in every collage two years running
>>67137220
Your parents must be proud
>>67137220
Me too, fampai. Feels like I have finally contributed something to the world.
>>67137248
They're not
Gib cup plz
who's ready for analheim elimination day?
>>67137220
>tfw not in one
brb kms phams
>>67137269
not a day before kippers posts nudes with low quality 7sec bate vid that people will be convinced there is a full length video out there but one will never surface
>>67137282
I'm ready for weaboo genocide day
Post your worst-case lottery results
>>67135651
Dallas is a pond hockey team
>>67137318
Anything in which the Laffs are 4th is good in my books desu. Those pretentious twats would be so bootyblasted if a team like the Canes won first.
>>67137318
Anyone in which the oilcucks have the first pick
>>67137282
Fuck off m8, Anaheim is winning the cup and putting out the shorks to do it.
>>67137350
>this is what pablo actually tells himself
lmao
>>67137338
You changed the wrong picture, should be making fun of a well rested tarasenko
>>67135731
We posting phones?
>>67137318
This is the best case if buttman doesn't rig it.
Can St.Louis beat Dallas?
Sharks have to beat.....
>LA (W)
>Anaheim
>St. Louis
>Washington
to win the cup
>RIP
>>67137390
Yes. Dallas had a better chance against Chicago.
>>67137269
>there are actually Americans retarded enough to still cheer for the Canucks
>>67137390
Yes 2bh, this is the blose year if they ever had one
>>67137390
Easily, just STOP FUCKING CHOKING
>>67137382
PLEASE BE THIS
>>67137338
shitty non-memes
poor layout
absolutely terrible elementary school powerpoint presentation tier headers
kesselmania remains the only passable thing about it
>>67137350
>>67137282
>california
>EVER winning another cup
>>67137318
29 fanbases would say 1. Oilers
After that depends on personal preference.
>>67137412
>canada
>no teams in the playoffs
thanks anyway m8
>>67137390
Dallas will meme their way to a couple 6-5 wins but the Blues should sweep the Stars in 6
>>67137393
>all of that implying
>>67137393
>>Washington
>>67137416
>Refs
About the only valid response/reason they wouldn't win
Wouldnt the Oilers be the perfect team to win the lottery?
We will take Laine and you'll get to see the reincarnation of Gretzky-Kurri as McDavid-Laine rip up the league and save the sport of hockey. The Oilers will make it a fun sport again.
Thunderbirds win again famalam
>>67137466
MAKE HOCKEY FUN AGAIN
>>67137429
>australia
>no teams in any relevant sport
>not even in a relevant hemisphere
>>67137393
>washington
>>67137466
McJesus is counting down the days till he can get the fuck out of there.
>>67137466
I can already see his broken spirit, when will you faggots stop getting away with ruining top prospects?
>>67137480
>>67137491
>>67137497
>laffs mad they don't know how to tank for the generational talents
McDavid-Laine is going to be the best one two punch in the league and it's not even close.
>>67137443
>>67137489
>waits 4 weeks to give an answer
>>67137466
Yes but they'll be the only two relevant players on a team that will never make the playoffs anyway.
>>67137491
6 more years, by then he'll be shit anyway
>162 posts
>1 1/2 posters
whats it like knowing /po/ is more relevant than this
Did anyone else see Pierre slap Elliot's ass at the end of g7? We need a webm
>>67137466
This shit is why no one wants to see Deadmonton ever get close to winning.
>>67137514
It's kind of sad that I can't tell if it's bait posting or actual oilnigger delusion at this point
>>67137543
Toffoli groped Martin Jones' dick
>>67137514
>American
>laffs fan
>>67137491
McDavid should have said "Fuck the Oilers, I'm not signing with them if they draft me" after they won the lottery. Nobody would have blamed him or held it against him.
>>67137466
nothing would make me happier than you guys winning the lottery and the guy absolutely refusing to get within 500km of deadmonton
>>67137540
Nice meme
>>67137572
I was pulling for a Lindros all along but he was always too much of a good ol ontaria boy to do it
>mfw the oilers draft honky at #1 overall
>>67137176
>tfw made the cut
Lauren Oshie was a huge cunt in highschool. She was hot obviously but was so aware of it she alienated herself. I guess good for her she found another douche with money.
t. Good friend went to Henry Sibley
>>67137609
Honky is an Islanders RFA, they will have to offer sheet him. They might use their pick for Honky's little brother Wheely though.
>rags
>>67137635
>kongs
>>67137635
>kongs
>>67137635
>kongs
>>67137658
>1993
>>67137572
>mcdavid doesn't sign with the oilers
>forfeits up to 7.55m in salary (from bonuses)
>2 years later he's 20 and re-enters the draft
>Oilers still a garbage fire and draft him again
>>67137575
What would prevent him from coming here? He knows all the talent we've been accumulating, hes a student of the game.
>>67137665
>1915-1918
>>67137667
Edmonton probably would have traded the pick or drafted Eichel if McDavid told them to fuck off. If he privately told them he wouldn't sign they could have traded his pick for a king's ransom.
>current year
>>67137176
tfw not a good enough memer to be in screencaps
how do i up my meme game, bros
>>67137673
wouldn't even a barely literate student of the game recognize that the oilers are hands down the worst run franchise in the league?
>>67137684
you know exactly how
>>67137684
Study all the great Finnish masters.
>>67137697
yes, i could make the images myself and include me, but i'm lazy
who remembers that based as fuck pens caps series in 2009
probably the best series I've watched, all the big guys showing up, varlamov going full russian guardian bear spirit, crosby vs ovechkin round 16742, that game 5 and 6 OT, CBC making based af montages for each game, pens blowing craps the fuck out to win it...
cant wait for more desu
>>67137690
Chiarelli and Nicholson are both taking us in the right direction. Even if they make the wrong moves there's no way to fuck up having McDavid and Laine.
Get them rectums ready
>A Game 1 and Game 7 on the same day
>>67137715
now now you know thats not what we all had in mind
>>67137723
It's too bad the NHL didn't take into account the needs of autistic fucks.
>>67137723
>the game 7 starts after the game 1
is uncle gary high on memes
>>67137722
didn't chiarelli trade a 1st+2nd for reinhart, an AHL defenseman, and steer the team into a near tie for dead last with a team actively trying to lose? just checking to see if i have all my facts right.
>>67137667
>>forfeits up to 7.55m in salary (from bonuses)
He would have got that either way since ELCs are capped. What he really would have lost is the $10M a year he'll be getting between the ages of 21-23 when he comes off his ELC
reminder
>>67137749
He just wouldn't have been getting it for those 2 years. Would've been getting paid nothing to play in the OHL. Couldn't have played elsewhere since his junior team has the first right of refusal in that case.
Who's this nigger who got free tickets to the Hawks elimination game Reddit's fapping over?
>Panthers new logo
what is this
i don't like it
>>67137723
not the league's fault Anaheim shit the bed in a series everybody thought they would win
>>67137759
based torts
still cheesed he didn't come to toronto last season. bill would've got strangled. there would've been media catastrophes the likes of which had never been seen before
>>67135874
>tfw the oilers drafted based bear in the 5th round
>>67137786
a black guy who posted on twitter that he liked hockey
that's all
>>67137788
Looks like a shoulder patch.
>>67137738
>Laffsfaggot not actually paying attention to other teams
Reinhart was promoted after his AHL stint dumbass. And we were trying to lose this year too. Chiarelli knew the value of tanking
>>67137788
>the Panthers will never win the cup with the old pouncing cat
>this new looks like some shitty version of one of the Baltimore Ravens logos
feels bad man
>>67137786
He was tweeting about the Hawks elimination game because he accidentally found he likes hockey, then the blose gave him free tickets to game 3 against Dallas. His tweets were like reading smhtbqhwyf shitposting on 4chan.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/this-shit-lit?utm_term=.oqovjDEgd
>>67137717
It was a great series. Don't forget Crosby and ovie matched hat tricks in one game
>>67137811
looks like those soccer logos
>>67137788
>change logo
>ever
>north american sports "teams"
>>67137774
Either he gets paid
18 ELC
19 ELC
20 ELC
21-40 BIG MONEY
or he goes
18 nothing
19 nothing
20 ELC
21 ELC
22 ELC
23-40 BIG MONEY
Either way the ELC years happen but he has fewer BIG MONEY years
>>67137804
Why is this such a big thing then....
If I tweet I like hockey will I get free flights and tickets to a playoff game?
>>67137841
maybe they're trying to trick the Spanish population of South Florida into think they're seeing a soccer match
>>67137789
>people bought into the Gibson meme
>>67137812
>Chiarelli knew the value of tanking
i'm sure that is the first lesson taught in the oilers school of management. and i called reinhart an AHLer because of his 1 point in 29 games? AHL material brah
>>67137851
Only if you're a demographic that liberals care about
>>67137853
i thought those swimming escaping cubans liked luck ball
>people acting like le can't skate or score man is anything other than a bust
>>67137875
I thought you liked posting your butt on the internet but you haven't done that recently either
>>67137881
oilerfags are loathe to admit that they traded a 1st+2nd for that a bust, and that the old boy's club is still firmly in control.
>>67137846
I agree with what you're saying, all I was pointing out was that the 18 and 19 years of nothing would be very unappealing especially in the unpaid OHL. Wouldn't be a big deal in the grand scheme of things considering the career he'd have, just not a fun way to start off your career. Even if the Oilers suck complete ass the next 2 years (they will) it's still better than playing 10 minute long shifts in the OHL and not getting paid shit. Obviously he'd know that things would be better in the long term but that would be pretty hard to accept in the short term for a talent like him.
Cindy vs Ovi
We all know the Craps are gonna shit the bed like they always do in the second round
Pittsburgh-Tampa ECF prediction
>>67137881
>>67137895
>Gritty defensive minded, solid defenceman is a bust
>muh pointzzzz
Die reddit scum
>>67137917
>reinhart
>""""""gritty, solid"""""""
>implying he is not slow as fuck
>>67137895
>tfw could have had barzal and improved the righty/left mix at forward
>tfw could have taken Kyle "Reese, John" Connor and made Hall expendable
>tfw could have taken someone like Blackwood with the second
At least >we had a good series of picks in the later rounds
>>67137917
>completely inable to move the puck, either through passing or skating it up the ice
>another fucking lefty
>another fucking oil king
>projects to be a bottom pairing defenceman at best
>get worked over by Garth Snow
Ethan Bear will have a more successful NHL career than Griffy Busthard
>>67137424
>telegram
You an ISIS member?
lads
>>67137788
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>67137966
Bear was fucking great tonight.
>>67137917
Reinhart can barely skate. You guys got fucking fleeced lmao.
>>67135694
67138044
Is old man dan the most based >rag?
>>67138062
>rags
>based
>ever
>>67138062
>rags
>>67138062
>rags
>>67138062
>rags
>thread is legitimately worse than summer /hoc/
WEW
E
W
>>67138365
Summer /hoc/ was fun. This season has been shit
>>67138397
t. >chiraq fan
>>67138365
What do you expect with no games on tonight? Take it up with Bettman
>>67138397
Fuck off old timer
What are you up to hoc? I'm just in a lounge waiting for my red eye.
>>67138520
Just about to call Comcast to try to get my shit fixed so I can run more hockey streams.
>>67138567
God bless you child.
Isles-Bolts at 4:00 PM
Ducks-Pres at 7:00 PM
>Second round unironically starting before first round ends
?????????????
what the fuck is that scheduling lmao
Has that ever happened before?
>>67138520
Studying for the last final exam of my degree in 8 hours
>>67138589
What's your major?
>>67138567
How do you run your streams?
Ive wanted to do it for a while but dont want to get in legal trouble.
>>67138589
same desu senpai
>tfw engineering at SFU
kill me
i
l
l
Trying to sleep while dealing with diarrhea
>>67138520
Battling my insomnia cause work in 6 hours and drinking delicious Hawks tears.
>>67138604
Tfw accepted to Beedie but scared of suicide rates and curve
>>67138606
May the silence of Chicago fans carry you to sleep.
>>67138614
SFU has one of the highest suicide rates of univercities in Canada senpai
shit's real depressing here
>>67138597
I've been restreaming from another service. I want to use my own source, I have cable with pretty much every channel. Legal trouble isn't an issue as much as having your youtube channel shut down is. As long as you only post it on /sp/ and not you know where that doesn't happen.
I have a HDHomerun and a cablecard, using that I should be able to get access to the actual mpeg2 streams for cable channels. It's been a massive clusterfuck though because the local Comcast installers don't know what a cablecard is and the one they brought me seems to be broken. If I can't get it to work I'm just going to buy a USB 3.0 hdmi capture device and get another cable box to do it.
>>67138622
;-; gl famjam
Any Hurricanes fans here? Would you trade Hanifin or Faulk for Reilly + Marner/Nylander and one of Bibeau/Sparks?
do you think Kari and Anti have big dicks?
>>67138595
Poli Sci
>>67138604
>>67138622
UBC master race :^)
>>67138673
Well good luck my son.
>>67138629
Ah
Well I have a PCI-e HDMI capture card.
cable box to splitter (strips protection) to a monitor and to capture card.
Im trying to get good at it to post live olympic and NFL webms, but I wouldnt mind broadcasting some streams too.
>Education beyond high school
>>67138691
If you want to make webms I recommend learning to do 2-pass encodes with ffmpeg. If you have at least some experience with command line utilities it's not too hard, I just keep the settings I use in a txt file and modify it for each encode I make.
Live streaming is probably even easier, you should just be able to do it with OBS. That's what I've been thinking to do, since I think it has fixes for the rtmp issues with ffmpeg in Windows. I always use my Raspberry Pi to stream now because of that crap.
>He didn't get accepted to keg lifting university
>>67137393
>St. Louis
Will Matthews be a massive bust?
It seems to me like Laine and Pulju will do better in the NHL.
>Unironically getting a major in women's studies or arts instead of learning a trade
>>67138769
>Getting degrees from prestigious schools in their shittiest programs
>>67138769
i got a degree in ERP
>>67138741
>tfw you don't lift 10 kegs a minute
>>67138662
Not a canes fan but no, Faulk is already solid PP top 2-4 guy. Hanfin has a better ceiling than Rielly.
>>67138662
Wtf??? reily is worth both of them combine
Why adding marner and nylander??? Makes no sense because thats the future core. Marlies are tearing up the Bridgeport Sound Tigers. Leafs will contend in 2 seasons if everything goes right. The main roster was way better than there record shows. So many close one goal games.
>>67138805
are you fucking kidding me???
>yfw every Canadian team makes the playoffs next year and no American teams do
>>67138824
Hanifin has size and skill potential of being equally or greater than Rielly.
>>67138760
Matthews will likely mirror Eichel's point totals for this season. Centres are more valuable than wingers so for that reason I can honestly say despite Laine & Puljujärvi having more overall talent Matthews has a game that translates well to Western Conference hockey and if the 1st pick goes to the West it will be Matthews. If it's an Eastern Team it's a Finn.
Does anyone know if there's going to be any early games during the weekend?
>>67138862
Laine hype is real, think he goes first regardless. Matthews will drop
>>67138673
>Poli sci
I personally don't think it's a meme major but what occupation are you aiming for with it?
>le elitism/ mad you went to your second choice???? meme
desu I wanted to go to UBC ;-:
>Stars beat Blues
>"Who can stop us?" shitposting
>"Stars lose to Blues
>"B-b-but they're a meme team, they'll never win the Stan Lee" shitposting
We're all doomed. Doomed I tell you
>>67138872
This 2bh
Franchise centers are way easier to get than franchise goal scorers
>>67138890
Thank you for in depth analysis of dullass shitposting, New Zealand.
>>67138895
It's cause he's American and from a nontraditional market. Matthews is almost guaranteed to bitch out if picked by a Canadian team.
>>67138895
You're telling me it's harder to acquire Tarasentko than Crosby or McDavid?
>>67138930
There's propably 3 franchise goal scorers in the league but a bunch of franchise centers
I'm saying that franchise goal scorers are rarer
>>67138946
>failing to understand the definition of franchise centre
>>67138930
Ovechkin, Crosby, MCD
Vs
Toews, Tavares, kopi
>>67138964
>toews
can someone remind me of how many goals $21 million buys you?
>>67138964
>taves
>>67138991
In the playoffs: 1 (one)
>>67138964
>Toews
>1993
>canacucks
I really hope that a Canadian team will win the cup next year. They desrve it. What a lovely bunch of people =)
>>67137318
No Oilers, Toronto or ESPECIALLY VANCOUVER in top3 please.
No vancouver, I beg the hockey gods. Literally anything before them
>>67139283
You deserve it after betraying your countryman Teravainen
>>67139283
THIS
>>67139289
>based Teräväinen did exactly as foretold
Tbh he hates blackhawks anyway so
>>67139215
Nice proxy
>>67138062
>old man dan
>a rag
nah he belongs to tranpa
>>67138871
theres two games at 3 eastern this weekend
dont remember who and whatever that is binland time
>matthews
>m-muh meat and potatoes center
>b-but draft ranking by "pro" scout says his 1st overall
Fuck off reddiotrs
>>67139512
This 2bh.
Laine and Pulju are better than Matthews.
The only reason why Matthews is going first is because of the money he would bring to the franchise due to him being an American centre.
>>67139548
>>67139537
fight
>>67139579
Already have.
Even Australia 2.0 posts but no russians or czechs do. Were they bantered out of /hoc/ or what?
>>67139583
bantz
>>67139616
Couple ryssäs post occasionally
>>67139616
Slavs should be genocided
>>67139616
There seems to be quite a few Czechs and Russians on the World Championships threads.
Maybe they just hate /hoc/.
>>67139628
>>67139616
Yeah, and then there is that Armenian nobody that posts occasionally and everybody ignores or filters his post as he is still denying the fact that the "Armenian Genocide" is made up propaganda.
>mfw propaganda deniers
>>67139616
last time i remember russians was the last lockout meme thread during juniors where they invaded with their weird slavic memes
>>67139579
good post
Now that the rapehawks are eliminated how long do you think it will take for their obnoxious fans to stop trying to attach the reddit tag to other teams in a desperate attempt to deflect attention from themselves? I'm getting real sick of their shit.
>bustthews
>tfw the reddithawks window has officially closed
>tfw they'll have to relocate to el paso in a few years because their fans bandwagon a different reddit team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8315TgxQwA
Good list
>#1
>finnish goaltending
>>67139863
if pulju goes to edmonton and laine goes to the laffs, how long until they kill themselves?
>>67139885
both will make their teams contenders in 2 years and be given the keys to their cities
>>67139885
They'll just drown themselves in coke and club skanks like anyone else who gets sent to the CHL tier teams does to ease the pain.
>>67139816
October
>>67139876
bringing down canadian teams since whenever
>>67139899
Gretzky dubs with the truth about Edmonton
Is patrik laine a perennial 40 goal scorer in the national hockey leageu? serious answers only
>>67139983
Only one who can ever challenge Selännes rookie year.
I wonder if the are doping tests during the playoffs. Probably not since a lot of the guys must be under heavy medication at times.
>reparations for slavery
Is St Loius New Sweden?
>>67140041
they just dont want to get shot
cant blame them desu with the nearby warzone
>>67140049
Fair enough
Never not based
>>67140079
No joke Biebers new album 'Purpose' is really good, give it a listen sven
>>67140108
Not going to sit down and listen to the whole album. Not my kind of music. But I'll probalby come by a song here and there
>>67140041
g'day guys, I just discovered "ice hockey" and I'm from the good old land down under.
I've played a lot of field hockey but know jack shit about this "ice hockey".
It looks pretty grouse though mind you, so I wouldn't mind getting to see a match or two if you buggers are up for helping a mate out.
>inb4 no free tickets and Reebok gear because white CIS male
>Phil Esposito raised his wife's son
Typical canadian
I love canadians, espescially the yellow ones from Vancouver
>>67140237
this desu
>>67140135
>I've played a lot of field hockey
Did you wear a short skirt?
I believe Tampa might be the team for you
>want to talk about Minnesota
>no Minnesota hockey going on right now
>>67140237
this is a nice canadian
>>67140329
Post bald canadians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbndgwfG22k
Post inconsolable Swedish goalies
Tampa gona win tomorrow, fully tested against a team that just played 2OT. Ducks preds will go to OT, ducks will win
Daily Reminder of how shit Barclays Center is
>Since the Islanders moved to the Barclays Center, there have been numerous complaints about obstructed view seats, due to the fact that the arena was not built with ice hockey in mind.[52] Business Insider has called sections 201 to 204 and 228 to 231, "the worst seat in American professional sports".[53] In an interview with Sports Illustrated, Barclays Center CEO Brett Yormark acknowldged the issue, but insisted nothing can be done: "There’s really nothing we’re going to do from a capital improvement standpoint. You can watch the game on your mobile device. The game is on the scoreboard."[54]
>You can watch the game on your mobile device. The game is on the scoreboard.
>You can watch the game on your mobile device. The game is on the scoreboard."[
>You can watch the game on your mobile device. The game is on the scoreboard."[
>>67140636
*rested
>>67140653
>You can watch the game on your mobile device. The game is on the scoreboard.
>>67140636
>tfw Preds - Ducks starts at 4am
>tfw going to bed early
>tfw comfy morning tomorrow
Who wins game 7 tonight?
I got the ducks winning 2-1
>>67140675
I get so happy seeing this pic
>Rangers are one of the most popular teams among swedes
>to a big extent because of Lundqvist
>when the only thing they have done is waste his career
Fucking casuals, rrrreeee
>>67140695
Understandable. Seeing other people smile and being happy can often bring your own mood up. And Lundqvist in that pic would still be happier than anyone living in Armenia.
>>67140692
Ducks winning 3-2
>>67140695
>>67140709
BTFO
Btw Swedbro how have you recovered from the absolute BLOWOUT that was the teenage hockey final at the hands of Finland.
>>67140695
What about this one?
>>67140736
>w-we don't even care
>>67140767
STINKY SMELLYS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>67135731
>CNN
Literally why when you already have the Fox new app.
>>67140736
You just have to admit what happened, ignore the finnish shitposting about it and get on with your life. It's not like we would have been more gracious winners.
>>67140653
Should have never moved out of the old dump
>>67140778
To be able to quickly shitpost in both comments sections obviously.
He's a very efficient man.
>>67140709
Kek. I was talking about the Kings fans having the time of their life in the background. Don't get so defensive, Ahmed.
But since you brought that up. I would much rather be me than Lundqvist or a Swede. I literally fucked the wife of one the Swedish consulate workers here in Armenia. It's really true what they say about Swedes being cucks. Plus I make more money than anyone in your welfare state. Kek
>>67140806
neverhappened/10
>>67140806
no morals/10
>>67140767
>Armenia killed himself
You autists say that every season and here I am still triggering you all on a daily basis
>>67140806
>Plus I make more money than anyone in your welfare state.
>Armenian salaries
top kek
But Swedish consulates fucking shitskin Armenians in the name of equality does not surprise me.
>>67140821
let him be canada, he already lives in a shithole with a worse gdp / capita than mexico colombia or brazil
>>67140842
My job is in America. Counting that yearly 6 digit paycheck to work from home and in a country where I'm basically a millionaire. You're right about the average Armenian salary though. I feel bad for them sometimes.
>>67140877
>calls armenia home
i feel bad for you son
>>67140079
LOL frazen is a whiny faggot. He put up on his Instagram about the Letang slash. "NHL should be embarrassed" fucking irrelevant player.
>>67140892
I got 99 problems but armenia ain't one
>>67140895
>butthurt pongs fan
No surprise there
>>67140877
>he is outsourced phoneline customer support for comcast
TOP KEK
>>67137788
>lol we povertyball now: the logo
>>67140883
She told me that she is her own woman and no paper or man tell her what to do. Dumb shit like that. I honestly hate fucked her the whole time just thinking about her Swedish pig nose. Lol. She loved the intensity of it all though.
>>67140892
Well yea. This is the land of my ancestors.
>>67140918
>this is the best a stinky smelly armenian can hope for in life
>>67140929
Armenia is rightful Turkish clay
>>67140918
Lol. Armenia doesn't do much outsourcing like that. I'm sure they don't pay 6 digits though.
>>67140877
>remote job
>6 figures
Pick uno yurobeaner
>>67140877
How can a) I get a 6 figure job and b) be an Armenian shitposter
>>67140944
Binland pls
>Liiga is superior to SHL
>finnish talent flee from liiga to develop in SHL
>>67140929
>this is the best you can come up with
Lol
>>67140944
>giving t*rks even an inch of land anywhere ever
No need for the hyperbole bruh.
>yfw this Armenian shitskin is a shittier version of Sean
>>67140952
Get a degree in anything computer science or code related. Study Python as much as possible. Take some business and finance classes in college. Get a job at a firm in LA. Make everyone like you by having charisma. Then thr owner makes you a partner. Move to Armenia and post on 4chan. Profit.
>>67140979
Sounds like you're well over 30 because no 20 year old is made partner, ever
I know SQL and have my degree in Econ, although I live in Minnesota.
>>67140960
>ohl is better than liiga
MY SIDES
>be sad that everyone hates the hawks fanbase
>remember that we don't have armenia
>>67140979
You forgot the part where the tech bubble bursts, you're replaced by Pajeet Poodooloo and you become a poor smelly Armenian shitskin again lmao
>>67141003
Hawks are my second team
>>67140960
>>67140997
>poor shithole liiga is worse than majority of other leagues
huge surprise there lads
>>67141014
Nah. I have enough money to live the rest of my life in Armenia. I'm not worried about that
>>67140996
This is a strong upside major, as tech is becoming more and more automated, the knowledge of how tech works + business aptitude is becoming the more lucrative hire in silicon valley than pure tech engineers
t. guy who lives next to apple's new skynet facility
>>67141023
Well it certainly sheds some light on why Laine is destroying the league. Not saying he isn't legit but his stats are certainly inflated by the league he competes in.
important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10063283
>>67137917
>Griffin Reinhart
>gritty
pick one famalam
>>67141031
>new Skynet facility
The kikes aren't even hiding it
>>67141053
I voted yes 2bh
>>67141014
>>67141030
No matter how much money I have, it would all feel pretty damn useless if i was living in fucking
>Armenia
Which is why I moved here.
>>67140960
LEL
>mongolian "prospects"
>>67140692
>Cucks
>winning a Game 7 at home
Pick one, senpai.
>>67141082
This. I'd rather be a toothless bum than an Armenian shitskin any day
>>67141077
>M-m-memes
>>67141082
Define useless. I just like being with my family, living a calm life and shitposting. We live in 2016 where anything you have I can have. Just pay shipping and handling. Plus I have lived in big cities already. Not my cup of tea. I hate traffic
What can you Finns tell me about Tomi Karhunen? Rumour has it that the Habs are about to fall for the >finnish goaltending meme.
Daily reminder that Alexsander "Selke" Shartkov lost his man (GOD) John Tavares to lose his team the game 1-1 (who honestly thought the cats had a chance in OT against the best OT team in sports?)
>>67141108
>"Living" in Armenia
>>67141113
>another one falls for the meme
>>67141118
lol barkov what are you doing there
>>67140979
There has to be more to it mate, shit's not as easy as that.
>mad at Armenia
Also
>rags
>1993
>>67141141
why won't he update his blog ;_;
>>67141108
Being a poorer than Mexico country surrounded by smelly brown people cucked by an even smellier brown country
>>67141145
desu with tech it's a lottery, you surf between companies until you hit jackpot
or you lie on the internet
>>67141118
But >bustk0v is a lock for a selke, how did this happen?
>>67141155
Because he is chilling on a yacht with his model babes getting consolidation blowjobs on the deck
>>67141155
he actually updated it a while back but you can see that it's his "media" team doing the writing.
>>67141161
Well to be fair, you can live like a king with a 6 figure salary in shitty countries.
My uncle makes a shit ton of money working for a shipping company in the Philippines, and he lives in a huge mansion with servants and all that shit.
>>67141113
manlet meme
Beware of Finnish lies. Don't fall for Finnish lies. Think twice before talking to a finn.
>>67141178
That's too bad.
I feel like if I was an NHL player I'd stay true to my roots and speak my mind
>>67141178
Fucking sellout.
>>67141145
OK. I left out one thing. Be born Armenian. That will give you the intellect and know how to succeed in business.
>>67141161
Exactly how is any of that different than America? At least Armenia doesn't have niggers, Mexicans, gooks, kikes and Muslims cucking you within the country
>>67141215
Barkov suffers from severe autism. He has trouble forming coherent thoughts and articulating it in a way we would understand.
>>67141221
Yeah but it has Armenians
>>67141197
Oh no. Don't tell them too much, kiwi. The elite in America have been trying to dumb them down and hide this from them. SHUT IT DOWN
>>67141234
I agree. But Armenians are much better than niggers and muslims. At least my children can go to school without worrying about getting shot.
>>67141218
Huomenta
>>67141256
>implying you have children
>implying they won't get mugged and stabbed instead
>>67141256
>Armenians are much better than niggers and muslims
there's a difference?
>>67140692
perds 1-0
>>67141274
Armenia doesn't have crime. We are civilized unlike Chicago and Detroit and most big cities in US.
>>67141201
i'm #woke
>>67140877
ahahahahahah post the view of your ugly shithole city again
>>67141288
>everyone lives in Detoilet and Shitcongo
>>67141288
Well no shit. A lot of major American cities are crime infested shit holes. That's not news or at all surprising.
>>67141288
POST THE VIEW OF YOUR SHITHOLE AGAIN
>>67141303
>I live in the middle of the garbage dump but at least I have a nice house
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAGAHAH
>>67141353
no post your view I don't feel like looking for it you smelly hairy fuck
>mfw some sandnigger had to resort to /int/ posting from his 3rd world shithole and $1,000,000AMD($2,086USD) home
>>67141355
>>67141372
he lives in an apartment building anyway.
>>67141353
post the day view so we can see how shitty it is
>wake up
>don't have to go to work
>have coffee with fiance
>go outside on the balcony
>see this
>inhale calmly
>go back inside
>shit post in hoc
>have breakfast with family
>repeat every day
Comfy af
i have watched this long enough. Anyone still bullying Armenia will have to go through me first.
>>67141399
>live in armenia
>>67141399
>fiance
is this her?
>>67141399
reminder that armenians literally worship this mountain but it is in turkey
>>67141399
no post your real view. it looks like this
>>67141288
Tbph I must agree with this
I would almost rather live in fucking Armenia than the godforsaken shit hole that is USA. I lived there once for a few months, and it was just awful.
>Must take car everywhere, but illegal to drive drunk
>Go out in public, get shot
>Amerilards and only max 5 types of Restaurants available, McDonalds, Burgerking, Tacobell, Appelbees and fucking Olive Garden or Publix.
>Need to show ID when you just want to enjoy a beer in the sun
>negros and spics everywhere
>get shot again
Ok, living in Armenia is a bit hyperbole, but most European shitholes are better than the best USA can offer to be perfectly quite honest familianos
>>67141442
holy moly
>armenians
>>67141442
>worshiping a mountain
kek
>>67141462
publix isn't a restaurant retard
https://streamable.com/5i3b
>northamericans
>a fucking mountain
>>67141462
took you this long to find a proxy?
>kuckdashian
>>67141462
Poland gets it. Amerifats are to stupid to understand that their way of life is shit and they are pay check to pay check slaves of their masters.
FOUND HIS BEAUTIFUL VIEW GUYS
>>59971488
>>67141480
>In American culture, ordering a sandwich from a grocery store counter is considered eating at a nice restaurant.
Thats how bad it is.
Btw can you Amerilardos guess where I lived based on my description?
>>67141496
toronto?
>>67141486
Not a proxy, family. I'm a tax dodger.
>>67141514
>>67141496
a shithole
Who's gunna win the cup guys
>>67141496
>poles thinks subway is fine dining
Sounds about right.
>>67141496
I'm gonna guess somewhere in California, more specifically LA.
>wakeup
>flagposting from insecure retards living in irrelevant countries
>retards respond to them
its like clockwork
Official undeniable hoc poster powerrankings
>>67141540
>new fags getting mad at a flag
Like clockwork
>>67141521
That is given with your whole country though tbqh.
Also those who think I am Poland, take another hover over my flag.
>>67141545
thank you sweden you are my best friend
>>67141549
yes that is my point
thank you for your contribution
>>67141551
i forgot america was a small country like poland with very homogeneous cities policies and laws
>>67141549
you live in one of these buildings.
>>67141567
>Rare flag shitposting
To be honest, aside from earlier banter with Armenia, I am getting more and more inclined to shit post with him rather than against him.
>>67141551
holidaying in singapore?
>>67141545
Agreed fäm
>>67141545
this desu
fuck canada
>>67141586
Lol. Not even close and Hrazdan is a stadium not a building.
>>67141578
Friendo, I've seen most of America except for the flyover states. Its ok for holidays, but I would never move there.
>>67141592
Not Singapore either m8, but no I've been posting from here for some time now. Usually lurking though.
New thread when?
>>67141462
>Publix
Well there's your problem all of the south is a massive shit hole senpai
>>67140653
and yet they still whooped Canada's """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""adopted"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" team's ass
>>67139885
>implying pulju-mcdavid wouldn't be the new kurri-gretzky
>>67140960
>Laine will score 17 points in 82 NHL games next year
You heard it here first folks!
>>67141201
Only with Swedes can you succeed!
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