>Ajax
>doesn't clean toilets
>>67125696
Jack cleans toilets?
>Ross County
>none of their players are called Ross
>>67125696
Ajax is a floor cleaner desu
>Ruud van Nistelrooy
>is polite and well mannered
>>67125801
>Ruud Gullit
>isn't just an oesophagus but an entire human body
>Inter Milan
>I'm not really inter them
>Bauer
>actually a fotball player
>Perth Glory
>haven't won anything in the last decade
>>67125696
>Wolverhampton Wanderers
>not a team of philosophers
>Blackburn Rovers
>never once burnt a nigger at the stake
>Go Ahead Eagles
>not a frequently quoted plot device in LOTR
>Marcello Lippi
>Is quiet and subdued
>bryan munich
>Tony Pulis
>is not constipated
>Carlo Ancelotti
>Lottie didn't even ask a question
>Greuther Fürth
>haven't lead the table in ages
>Vinny testaverde
>doesn't have green balls
>Andrei Arshavin
>isn't bothered about his hairy bum crack
>Lionel Messi
>Always keeps his house tidy
>real madrid
>actually a noted football club
>Temuri Ketsbaia
>doesn't regularly buy ketamine
>Mansfield Town
>women are also allowed to use the pitch
>Harry Kane
>isn't a massive storm with strong winds
>pepe
>not an internet meme
>kompany
>is actually a private person
>Newcastle
>castle dates to the 15th century
>negredo
>is white
>Arsenal FC
>is actually Arsene FC
>Reading
>their hobby is playing football
>Jurgen Klopp
>He isn't a Centaur
>>67126431
that "real" means 'royal', not 'actual'.
>Club Brügge
>doesn't brew beer
>West Ham
>Fulham
>no ham
>go ahead eagles
>don't
>Hamburger SV
>isn't a fast food chain
>liverpool
>no pools full of livers
>Young Boys
>average age is 26
>>67127320
>>67125975
The English in charge of knowing English
>Sheffield Wednesday
>Rarely play on Wednesdays
>Club America
>isnt even a nightclub
>Is in Mexico
Probably plays shit music tbhfam
>Aston Villa
>Is a football club and not a Mediterranean house designed specifically for Bond cars
>>67128379
oh Finland
>Villareal
>Isnt even a villa
>Grasshoppers
>all players are human
>>67128379
The Finnish in charge of pretending not to know English
>Arsenal
>no record of starting fires
>>67126061
Best one here
>>67128539
>dabbur
>human
>Seattle Sounders
>don't- actually, they probably do. It's Seattle.
>Blackpool
>does not have a pool filled with drowning migrants
>>67125696
But we do, when we flush the opposing team out of our lavatory called the Amsterdam Arena. After which we close the lid, only to open it again for the new shit to visit our beautiful stadium, and repeat flushing it out.
>Hajduk split
>Actually splits the team in ww2
>>67128918
ugly surroundings tbqh
i guess is due to all the shit you guys keep flushing
>>67125919
Underrated
>>67126061
Top ceque
>>67128949
While tumblr sometimes come up with good posts like that their delivery /manner of speech bothers me so much
>Manchester United
>the city is divided in two
>Liverpool
>city is actually more disgusting then the idea of a pool full of livers
>go ahead eagles
>never go ahead
>Liverpool
>96 of their fans are dead
>>67129085
t. American who has never been anywhere near Liverpool
>Troyes
>Not one player called Troy in the team
>>67129205
t. Scouser
>Liverpool
>no pool of internal organs in sight
>Young Boys
>team is full of grown men
>Silva
>he doesn't whistle
>>67129657
Zakaria is pretty young. So are Mvogo, Wüthrich and Hadergjonaj.
>>67125696
>FC Midtjylland
>cleans toilets
>>67129337
>Liverpool
>96 deaths
>>67126061
Lel
>Arsenal
>dont have any weapons
>>67126061
Underrated
>>67137513
they have weapons of self-destruction desu
>Spurs
> No more motivation to win the title
>>67128918
don't understand why they don't buy some of the land around it to not make it look like complete shit
>Dontari Poe
>has a middling at best understanding of 19th century gothic romanticism
>>67128918
looks like great tailgating
>>67125696
they are dutch, not polish.
>Hamburger SV
>not edible
>The Strongest
>they're not the strongest
>>67129180
Bumping this thread because this made me laugh
>>67128430
>Chillangos
>shit music
Sounds about right desu senpai
>>67138992
They are, it's just most people would rightfully condemn you for doing it.
>Chicago Bears
>aren't Bears
>new york giants
>new york jets
>in new jersey
>>67128918
>we
>needing refball to draw against Utrecht at home
>>67139607
Utrecht is pretty good tbqh
>>67139581
>Washington Redskins
>Actually full of niggers
