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Westgod Edition
Schedule Tue. Apr. 26
All games on TNT and in EST.
Pacers vs. Raptors 6PM
Boston vs. Atlanta 8:30PM
>le thunder debate making the thread get to 500 in 2 hours
******NO SAN FATONIO FANS ALLOWED*********
>mfw it's a open road for Kobe to the Finals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUGdmnMxe0E
>>67116283
who's back first? curry or paul?
>>67116295
>12.webm
hello fake
>>67116300
What debate? Thunder win the series against the senior citizen team.
Kanter is the secret weapon. ;^)
Trailblazers vs Thunder WCF here we come.
>>67116309
uhhh...that guy in ur picture is westbrook...moron i swear some people here are just really dum
>>67116322
>he doesn't know
>tfw maths exam in one hour
who /vectorfields/ here? at least it means I got up early enough for /nba/ debate hour
>>67116313
Curry, though by the time he is back they might be out
>>67116322
Here, the webm version might allow you to see it in better quality and you can see that's clearly Kobe
>>67116329
>>67116283
dank indeed fampai
curry coming back will hurt his team if they do make it to the wcf tbqh
just like he was stinking it up last game until he got injured he will be stinking it up when he comes back in the wcf and he will ruin the rhythm of a team that would finally be acclimated to playing without him
should just sit out the rest of the year
>>67116343
>smug hermanos
top kek but maybe your webm is malfunctioning, i just see the Kobe over and over
who shall suffer the consequences of dark meme magic next senpaitachi?
>>67116358
wtf is this guy? is he charles barkley and kobes son?
First for based Kemlin
>>67116383
Jeremy Lin has the worst skin i've ever seen
>>67116295
>pretending to be an As fan
jesus christ what an annoying faggot
>>67116378
they tried to splice Kobe, Westbrook and Barkley into a single player
unfortunately the experiment failed because they ended up with Daniel Orton
>>67116396
He should just come back to Charlotte and be on a good team in his home town desu senpai
i just remembered that joel embiid guy exists
so how much did the Lakers fuck up by not trading Bully for a first round pick to get Booker last year?
I am 100% dead serious when i say I think there is at least a 50% chance that lebron is a genetically modified human being and in turn, has no father.
I am dead serious. I believe lebron was grown in a test tube and then artificially implanted into gloria james and carried to term. no human being should possess his combination of size, strength and athleticism. AND to book it all out, he's very intelligent too. (besides the decision) remember how much poise he had just coming into the league at 18 years old? it's un-natural. how often have TV analysts described him as a "freak of nature" .....maybe it's truer than we know.
I am serious. we all know (and I swear I am not saying this to be insulting or mean) that lebron's mom was a crack whore (is drug addicted prostitute better?) it's just a fact, it happened. I am NOT saying this to be mean, in fact I am a heroin addict and know a few woman who have sold themselves for dope, it happens. they are not bad people.
and the government has a history of using prostitutes and impoverished people in "experiments." read about MK-ULTRA. it happened. the CIA used to have prostitutes slip LSD to johns and then the agents would watch what happened thru 2-way mirrors. the government helped start and continue the crack epidemic of the 80s.
>>67116378
Daniel Orton. He was drafted by the Magic in 2010, sent to the D league, got a knee injury that ruined his career, played with the Thunder for a small time in the D leauge and in pre season. He plays in Pureto Rico now.
If only he didn't get that injury. We could have had tons of memes with him playing with Westbrook.
>>67116283
NO GOOD CLIPPERS
>>67116423
I believe that lebron was a precursor experiment to create super soldiers. something where they were just like "well let's test it out on some poor people that no one will notice and see if we can get any results before we sink more billions into this."
it's not all that crazy. you don't think the government has interest in creating genetically modified super human soldiers? we know for a FACT it does. it's been documented. you don't think russia or china has interest in such a thing? you know they do. and anything russia or china is or would be doing we are doing. to do it first and do it better.
he's some kind of experiment that they just monitored from a distance and let keep growing. and i mean this was probably initially started with just a few people who believed it could be done and that's why it started small and covert using regular civilians. until they could show the results to the higher ups and say "look at this, you don't wanna fund this on a larger scale?"
and where else would such a person end up besides in a professional sports league?
I think there is probably some secret base(s) out there that are now filled with people like lebron, younger than him probably. if they couldn't see how well the experiment worked until he was about 16-18 years old (he was pretty much a full grown man at 16 and could have came off the bench for any NBA team if not started) than maybe there are a bunch of 9-15 year old super humans like lebron (not copies of him but given the same genetic boost that he was) eating chow in some secret barracks right now.....
until someone comes forth and the DNA test shows him to be his father (and a bunch have come forward and been shown not to be) than I will believe this is AT LEAST possible..
>>67116311
how did he keep getting on teams?
>>67116425
when Orton/Westbrook and Martin/Sefolosha were on the team at the same time it was disorienting
somebody explain to me why they did this kek ill never understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHZrlTJTbI0
>>67116451
http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/story?id=100441
>>67116430
Is Gronk a super soldier, too?
>>67116451
Because some people get past their trauma and learn to have a good time with it. Humor's a good coping mechanism as well.
what should i watch on netflix
>>67116461
yeah i know that which is why its so weird they would reinact it and laugh about it like that
>>67116472
in his defense Biedrins was actually really good for three years then he fell off a cliff
>>67116472
he was a cool guy. i met him at a store when he was on the warriors. didn't say much though.
>>67116484
Maybe cause it was his last game in Boston.. otherwise just pure autism
At least he can take a joke about almost dying as a rookie
>>67116488
And Javale was a key piece on the Nuggets 52 win team, and is a 7 footer with insane hops and can shoot the mid-range. If he actually knew how to play basketball he'd be an all-star.
>>67116482
All them 30 for 30's
Sole Man is fucking great.
It's about a guy that is behind pretty much every great signing/draft of a NBA player to teams and shoe brands like Nike and Adidas.
He discovered Kobe and helped him into the Lakers, almost signed LeBron to Adidas instead of Nike, and he's the guy that got MJ with Nike and helped create the Air Jordan.
He also started the whole athletic partnership/endorsement deal trend and a whole bunch of things we see as being basic today.
>>67116488
Javale's pretty damn good himself he's just so fucking clumsy.
>>67116532
he's also a mental midget like Bynum
LeGod
Tha Land
Stayin up all night
Fuck you mom
>>67116428
>DROPPIN DIMES DROPPIN DIMES
>>67116520
can't wait for believeland to come out
>>67116547
Looks fucking good.
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=15060261
![ab9bc0b621a64573f1a7efdf9e3c6b67[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XYjSjc6.jpg "ab9bc0b621a64573f1a7efdf9e3c6b67[1]")
How well do the Cavs match up with the Spurs? Kyrie and Love and JR have turned it up a few notches so far in the playoffs, but is it enough? I'm guessing the Spurs beat out the Warriors with a hobbled Curry in this scenario.
>Cleveland
>a city where the sports are so shitty that even their underdog story movie ends with them only winning the pennant
I think that whoever wins this game will win the series.
>>67116532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZG39PnlOOQ
Some of the funniest shit youll ever see
>>67116563
The key is Kyrie, JR is going to straight up destroy in some streaky ass 100 3pt fg% in 1 game then become invisible the rest of the games.
respeck my name
>>67116563
Most interesting match up for me will be Kawhi-LeBron, Kawhi's gotten a lot better since their last finals meeting, but also needs to take on a much bigger role in the offense now too.
>>67116575
Kyrie will tear his ACL next series
screencap this post
>>67116591
I believe senpai
>SI straight up lying
http://www.si.com/nba/2016/04/25/lakers-byron-scott-fired-kobe-bryant-dangelo-russell-nick-young
>>67116585
LeBron >>> Kawhi when it comes to carrying an offense. I'm curious about where Love falls into the picture.
>>67116575
Wrong, JR has been the most consistent shooter on the Cavs and they're one of the best 3pt shooting teams in the league.
>>67116600
>firrd after tanking so elegantly
Bad move. The guy was smart.
>>67116599
i wasn't talking to you
desu they set byron scott up to fail from the start, he never even had a chance with the shit they presented to him.
fuck byron "hates the 3 ball" scott
>>67116644
They want tgat faggot from GSW because he didn't fuck up the most stacked team in the NBA with a finals MVP bench player.
Really really dumb. Which sucks, xause I want to see the Lakers good again.
He's coming home
why do i get the feeling Mark Jackson will be a coach next season?
![f25f42b9682777458f829c00bde77143[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vtlKyqd.jpg "f25f42b9682777458f829c00bde77143[1]")
>>67116665
>>67116667
he will be with the lakers
>>67116677
or Sacramento
>>67116623
rather they setup him up as the fall guy and are blaming him for making this season all about Kobe
this reeks of Jim Buss's doing. he's probably trying to get out another year or two until he gets fired
>>67116644
this
Who da fucc up?
How do we fix this shit?
>>67116733
leavin now that i know yur lame ass is here
>>67116733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvg3nTAB974
>>67116736
duck tape
>ANON SHOOT THE GAME WINNING SHOT AND GET ONE FOR DA LAND
>>67116747
I GOTTA GET TO THE RIM
>>67116747
>implying LeBron won't hog the ball and chuck a 3 and miss it like every single one of his games
>>67116752
NOT SO FAST DEMAR
>mfw I got the Greek trip banned
>>67116733
I'm not know how Kobe is doing it mates, I wonder if he's ok
>>67116756
DEMAR KICK IT OUT
>>67116770
>I'm not know how Kobe is doing it mates
>>67116768
>mfw it's been 3 days so he's now unbanned
>>67116773
TRADE WHEN
>>67116790
Casey already revealed his gameplan and said DeMar is going to be more of a "facilitator"
gg
>>67116781
Nice try 7kt
>>67116808
>>67116781
is this real?
>>67116820
SHOOT THE BALL YOU OVERGROWN RETARD
>>67116755
>no more "back out to Allen!"
>DeMar DeLusion
>>67116820
>>67116845
Reminder Lebron has never been severely injured because he's an atheist and doesn't believe in god
Everything seems to be falling in place for the Spurs to win it all now. Watch Westbrook/Durant/LeBron get injured soon too
>>67116878
>>67116747
THIS ONES FOR DA LAND
>>67116884
You mean Westbrook/Durant/LeBron/Lowry
>>67116884
Actually it's all falling in place for the Cavs.
>Love and Kyrie trash all season
>Now they decide to turn up offensively
>Love is scoring in the post and hitting his 3s
>Kyrie's shot is back and is passing better than ever
>Both these motherfuckers are even playing defense
>LeBron is just enjoying the game and coasting
The rest of the league apart from the Spurs look like they peaked too early. I see a Cavs/Spurs finals.
>>67116742
>duck
>>67116392
How so? Looks fine
>>67116940
>>67116412
Cripple
At this point, I will say that I have lost faith in the Hawks. Even if we win this series in 6 or 7 games, the point has been proven. We have declined and I just don't see it getting better. This group (AND coach Bud) are an absolute TRAIN WRECK in critical situations and it will never change. The team lacks any killer instinct....nothing ever changes in ATL sports
>>67116953
It is what it is...my Hawks have the talent to be a top 5 team, but we have the heart of a field mouse. Its disgusting to watch.
>>67116897
>LeBron will never be this good again
>>67116953
>we
>>67116964
>my
>we
>2-5
>advanced stats
>>67116953
>>67116964
>Atlanta
>you could literally hear a rat piss on cotton during the game
>you could literally hear a pin drop in Philips Arena
>you could literally hold a golf tournament in Philips Arena
>you could literally hold a moment of silence in Philips Arena
>you could literally host a funeral in Philips Arena
>you could literally host a baby nursing convention in Philips Arena
>you could literally have students study during a game in Philips Arena
>a deaf person would literally feel at home in Philips Arena
>you could literally sleep during a game in Philips Arena
>you could literally name everyone in Philips Arena
>you are literally related to 75% of them
>you could literally count the people in Philips Arena on one hand
>its gets funnier everytime i think about it
>you could literally get told to quiet down and use your indoor voice in Philips Arena
>you could literally confess your sins in Philips Arena
>you literally cant whisper a secret in Philips Arena without somebody hearing it
>you could literally buy 50/50 tickets from the other side of the arena in Philips Arena
>you would literally have a 50/50 chance of winning
>5 rings
>2 fmvps
basketball is literally the only sport i can understand and can tolerate watching
>>67116986
>literally
>>67116953
>At this point, I will say that I have lost faith in the Hawks.
https://youtu.be/Nmz3bmdPcz0?t=27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2pnN2cfYmI
This is when you should have lost faith.
>>67116597
This desu pham
Do the Cavs have the ability to become the next Buffalo bills?
Lose 4 chips in a row without winning in a weak conference.
SHHH LE DOORSTOP PEPE MAN IS SLEEPING
>>67117034
The East isn't even weak. The Pistons are the 8th seed and would probably beat the Grizzlies, Mavs and Rockets.
my god the scheduling for these games are so fucked
>>67117044
Yeah, but the Spurs and GSW would easily crush the Cavs, and I don't believe anyone will actually beat the Cavs in the east, so it leaves an oppourtunity for Cleveland to be the next Bills.
https://twitter.com/BenGolliver/status/724803345433563138/video/1
>>67117056
I don't think the Spurs will EASILY crush the Cavs.
>>67117034
what the fuck are you even asking?
its too late/early for dumb fucking shit just shut up and sit the fuck down with your wife
>>67117063
Do you think its possible for the cavs to lose 4 chips in a row?
>>67117071
It's possible. However, I think the Cavs match up well with the Spurs and it looks like the Spurs are going to the Finals.
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
>go to /r/nba
>make a post with the word nigga
>get banned for appropriating black culture
>tfw black
It's my fault for going there, I know, but I was trying to find out the status of John Wall
i should be a hip hop investor, i knew panda was gonna blow up the instant i heard it, when it had less than 5k views
meanwhile all u bandwagoning faggots were calling him budget future and dollar tree future and then when he got a #1 hit before drake and future you all jumped on his dick hahahahhaa
>>67117086
just shutup
>>67117086
>needing to go to Reddit to figure that out
>>67117095
oh look its the butthurt guy who keeps making threads early, please stop doing that senpai, it's confusing for those of us who want to discuss NBA basketball
>>67117101
just shutup
who /hypeforViews/ here?
I mean, it's pretty much all us Raptors fans have to be excited about now that we're going to get bundled out in the first round AGAIN...
>>67117107
>that flag
>Lakers brass have moved ahead in their coaching search, multiple sources indicate they just offered Messina a three year deal with a option for a fourth, but Messina's camp has given no inclination on whether they will accept as of yet
we're fucked, no one wants to come to LA
how can the Chicago Bulls realistically make a comeback?
I think the obvious choice would be to get rid of Derrick Rose and then beg Pau Gasol to stay with the promise of building a team around him and Jimmy Butler.
Reminder Portland's home court is a death trap
Chris Paul
https://youtu.be/jPGXdH19zY0
Westbrook
https://youtu.be/cKU8osUerxw
Steve Nash
https://youtu.be/FTj01vox93Q
Derrick Rose
https://youtu.be/neUsomakNC8
Dikembe Mutombo
https://youtu.be/6_eY-FWAb2s
Wes Matthews
https://youtu.be/EnQz31rwAkI
Brandon Roy
https://youtu.be/80tdQqStO0Y
Greg Oden
https://youtu.be/3dcXWZuTWDM
>hiring a former pop assistant
lmao they all busts
>>67117165
Taj Gibson died there too
https://youtu.be/55wRw_usSUQ
Will Westbrook come out if they win the chip?
>>67117165
https://youtu.be/EsHlj1hP-H4
Guys this is getting spooky
>>67117165
So did they build that over some ancient indian burial ground or some shit because that's just fucked up
>>67117194
>>67117179
>>67117165
this is legit weird and im not even memeing
What's next for this failure?
>>67117210
i dont even think blakes hurt i think hes just bitching out and acting like hes done because chris is done. reddit was hurt forreal tho
>>67117223
JJ is defo going through something bad though. I know his heel has been acting up but he was basically hobbling around the court this game.
Desiigner’s “Panda” Hits No. 1 on Billboard Hot 100
WHO /PANDA/ HERE
>>67116902
>Lowry
You mean the kyle lowry that is averaging 15/4/7 on 32/19/70 shooting so far this playoffs? kek
>>67117165
>Late in the 2005–2006 season, Miles severely injured his right knee. Five days later, on April 15, 2006, he played in his 40th and last game of the season. He missed the entire 2006–07 and 2007–08 NBA seasons due to microfracture surgery to repair his injury.
LMA
https://youtu.be/pdU77iTtBm4
Lowry
https://youtu.be/gjBjeVVnZCY
Giannis
https://youtu.be/XpfszRevMKw
>>67117056
>GSW
Yes
>Spurs
Top delusion spudora
>>67117277
>32% from the field
>19% from 3
>is an all-star
>>67117210
at this point, they've got to blow it up. Doc is a crap coach and a crap GM. CP3 was basically coaching the team and carrying it too like a mini-LeBron. DeAndre is a nobody without Chris Paul and Griffin hasn't developed much. JJ Reddit is good but he can only do so much. Crawford, Pierce and the rest are either too old or trash
>>67117293
Isn't that Garnett with dreads?
>>67117165
>mfw an entire subreddit is shook
https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtonwizards/
15545
Did I not just say I wouldn't be surprised if the Blazers pulled a backdoor sweep? Honestly the Clippers should just blow it up because they are clearly cursed. Their only hope now is for Austin Rivers to make a leap and DeAndre to become Wilt out of nowhere
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who unironically think the spurs are going to beat the thunder
>>67117364
no comments....so shook
>>67117382
The cucks who believe they'll beat the Cavs are even more retarded.
>>67116283
I like basketball, we used to play it when I was in school.
It's a ball game for gentlemen, it's pretty cool.
I'm sitting on a stool and my socks are made of wool.
Basketball is a real sport, not like poker and pool.
>>67116411
This.
>>67117668
I'm shocked they managed to score 8 points on that guy
>>67117836
Probably goaltends.
why do some webms have a title thingy? whats the difference between title and filename?
>>67117320
>How you want your draft pick, senpai?
>Just bust my shit up
>Say no more
>Curry gets injured
>Clippers fans think "maybe this is our year!"
>CP gets BTFO the next game and Blake and JJ are struggling with their own injuries too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ9TMmMidBw
Hahahahahahah
>cloppers
>doc rivers
>Chris Paul
BTFO by a dumb white boy and a rapper Hahaha
>>67116321
spurs in 5 at most you meth head sack of shit. I hope you or one of your close familia members overdoses or dies in a tornado
>>67118331
>>67118350
Old meem homie get with the times
>>67118358
Remember when you screencapped my prediction of Celtics beating the Wiz? I was not lying, I aint lyin.
>>67118383
That was pre-wiz collapse and pre-Brad Stevens being a top 3 coach
>>67118387
Negro, Brad Stevens was a top 3 coach from last all star break on. But aight.
How do you feel about Scott Brooks? Feel like they signed in hopes of getting Slim Reaper but that aint happening. Wittman was decent
afk but somebody post that chris paul pic I post all the time, the one where his son asks him why he's such a fucking loser
no pity for a dirty player finally getting his
>>67118411
Nah Wittman was fucking awful. Wittman was probably the worst coach besides for Byron Scott, who had much less to work with. Maybe George Karl was worse, but you get my point
I like the brook hire. I think he did a good job of coaching up the thunder and developing them. I don't think Durant is coming but brooks is absolutely an upgrade over Wittman
>>67118442
>wittman, byron scott, george karl
>bad
sure, but also scapegoats to hide poor front office decisions
i don't expect changing coaches will achieve much for these teams
PS id add lionel hollins to these three.
>>67118535
george Karl is a piece of shit. Him getting throat cancer was a career saver because it made him immune to criticism. he has a history of throwing his guys under the bus and generally being stubborn and transferring blame
Any chance he gets. Fuck him I would never want to work for
Him
>>67118535
Dude come on. No players respect karl. Same for Wittman and he had an awful rep for never playing rookies and his rotations were awful
I admit Scott is tough to Guage because he had such shitty player but it even took him forever to start giving russell some more minutes and basically just let kobe chuck all season
Yeah their front offices are bad but they're also just bad coaches.
Just need a star and we are good to go
>>67118586
>>67118564
the point was rather that divac was awful.
>>67118331
Doc Rivers is getting fired
>>67118587
when banner 18?
realistically speaking what would it take for OKC to become a championship caliber team?
>>67118623
Cuck.
>>67118619
and to think that danny had almost managed to get deandre jordan in exchange for doc.
>>67118626
I dont want that cancer even if it was thrust upon my anal cavity like the faggot I am. No Boogie
>>67116842
Is Ray Allen's game tying 3 the most clutch shot in history ?
>mfw my old ass Spurs are well rested, healthy and watchin these niggas droppin like flies
>>67118634
a good coach, role players that aren't garbage
>>67118673
It's def the most clutch in the finals history
So for the first time in like ever it's everyone else getting injured and not the Thunder?
If Westbrick and Durcant are ever gonna do it it'll be this year, but yea I don't see that shit happening.
>>67118708
What is?
Anyone else kinda agree with Cuban? I mean Westbrook is really good and all, but is he really an NBA superstar? I wouldn't put him in my top 5 faces of the league.
>>67118716
Magic's skyhook
Horry in OT against Detroit
MJ's last Bulls shot over Russel
Steve Kerr's winner
I guess Allen's is right there with them, but I don't find it more memorable or clutch than MJ's.
NEW OC
Are the clippers the most cursed franchise in sports?
>>67118751
I mean, I guess I'm too young to have seen those
It really can't get more clutch down by 3 in the finals when you're down 1 game in game 6 as time expires
>>67118751
>MJ over Russell
edgy
>>67118700
yeah, Spurs win
all this meth head shitposting is posturing before the fall. I didn't see a single
Thunder poster until the beginning of this year and they'll be gone once westgod xDDDD inevitably fucks it up.
oh yeah kanter should fix his bitch made ribs
>>67118673
>Gay Allen made 0 (zero) shots in game 7 in 2010
>decides to be clutch for the cheats
>>67118775
>too young
you have a trip, we can already tell you're underage
>>67118700
>>67118842
they need to seriously get rid of Dion Waiters.
>>67118911
and a good Shooting Guard to come off the bench
and a good Power Forward to come off the bench
Free Kodak black
>>67118826
>literally lose a 25 point lead in the series winning game
JUST
Durant and Westbrook just obliterated the Mavs in the press conference
>>67119022
Hahaha Durant said charlie v wouldn't even be in the league next year
what went wrong?
>>67119064
the career ending injury poster finally got his wish
>Hating and wanting injuries on players that use finesse and skill
>Loving monkeys that have only athleticism going for them and once they lose it they'll be garbage
I fucking hate /sp/
We will see what Westbrick will do when the Spurs smash those little faggots in 5 games.
I hope Curry comes back for the WCF even if he's rusty, beating GS without curry is the same as beating the Cavs without Lebron.
>le point god xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
bahahahaahaha
I like how nobody is bringing up the fact that he was pulling one of his little bitch tricks by pushing Henderson in the lower back to throw his layup off
fuck Chris Paul
Canadian clippers anon reply to my posts lol
Blazers kinda intriguing atm 2bh. They weren't all that good in the regular season, but when Leonard went down it forced their hand with Plumlee getting big mins. And now they're playing their best ball of the year with him being a creator in all of their sets.
They're so reliant on jump shots that I can't get on their bandwagon too much, but they're good enough to get to the WCF with the road they currently have.
>>67119041
yeah with his hand over his mouth as an add-on to westbrook's thing
beta faggot is about to get cucked by kawhi and then beg to join the spurs
>>67119154
>Blazers kinda intriguing atm 2bh
I like them and Stotts is a top 5 coach but they don't have the raw quality to hang with Spurs/GSW.
I'd still pick a Curryless GSW over them in the 2nd round if it comes to that
>>67119064
Rockets players had small amounts of polish on their jerseys and shoes in the hope of causing GS injuries. Why do you think D-Mo kept falling over? Because he's an uncoordinated 7 footer who isn't in his rhythm? Fuck no, Morey is a master strategist.
>>67119168
>le epic Durant is a beta meem
If some player you liked said that you'd be laughing and calling him a mastermind
>>67119211
But he clearly is. This whole tryhard fake tough guy act has been one of the most cringeworthy ""storylines"" in recent NBA seasons
>>67119211
it's not a meme when it's true. remember game 2 2014 WCF when Westbrook kept telling him to wake up? Remember his little passive aggressive tweets after kawhi won finals MVP (the one that counts) in his MVP year where he thanked his mom for getting creampied And being a single mother?
>H-he won't even b-be in the league next year
he says behind his hand after all the attention is on the alpha on his team
>>67119225
That's why Durant wants to go to the Spurs, so he can just Duncan it up and be the autist that he knows he is in his heart.
Name a worser franchise in the NBA right now, you can't. Even the Lelkers have saved 25m by letting that trash Bryant go.
DeAndre Jordan is a liability, he's a short Center, he can't even block as well as most, he can't even score a free throw, him being on the court serves the Clippers as a negative.
Chris Paul is the most over rated PG in all of basketball, this little shit can't shoot basic jumpers.
Blake Griffin could be a fan at times, he can't hit, he can't defend, he's basically a half arsed LeBron James just so far off the mark it's embarassing.
JJ. Reddick could be amazing, he could, but he's shit defensively and struggles to hit anywhere else apart from the corner.
>>67119338
Forgetting about the Nets?
All their picks are owned by the Celtics and they're dysfunctional as hell.
>>67119338
Lakers fan here - I hate the fucking Clippers - but you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atLcaZsuQL8
>he's a idiot
do these niggas not know how to speak english or do they do it on purpose? I never understood why they always say things like "aks" instead of "ask", "a" instead of "an"
why does this happen?
>tfw the Clippers vs Warriors matchup is ruined now
I've waited 2 years for the rematch and it still won't feel right.
>>67119338
>CP3 can't hit a basic jumper
You seriously might be blind, if I'm picking anyone in the NBA to shoot the J off the bounce it's CP3
>>67119425
Sorry, Harden first, then CP3, but that's still impressive
>>67119425
mfw sending doc to lac turns lob city into ashes
>>67119185
I was on the perch parroting "they need a rim protector" with a lot of other Blazers fans but Plumlee has really stepped up in this series. If they advance and take GSW on to at least 6 games I'll be pretty happy with this season as a whole, a lot of the guys have a great opportunity to learn from this postseason. Harkless balling out, Plumlee racking up boards per game and Aminu hitting a career high must feel good. Really hoping they can get the kind of players they sorely need in the offseason and go in hard for next.
Gonna believe in them the entire time though. I know they won't take it all but I fuckin' love em.
inb4 they will never take it all again, I know that too. I think I'm ready for anything outside of star players freakishly dying.
>>67119417
What rematch? Round 2 is going to be Warriors v Blazers
the broken hand bailed out CP3. the clips were going to lose to the curry-less warriors regardless and CP3 would have been forever branded a postseason choker and failure.
now next year he gets to ride lebron's coattail to a championship.
Did that nigga just say Chris Paul can't hit a jumper even though that's his best shot?
>>67119581
he's a known shitposter who dedicates his life to getting (You)s, now that Curry is ded he can't shitpost about him for the time being so he's had to become a bit more inventive
>>67119373
he stuttered because he's a beta
>>67116283
>Pacers vs. Raptors 6PM
>Boston vs. Atlanta 8:30PM
I literally cannot even form an opinion.
Somebody help me out.
>"I thought this was the playoffs... not the flop-offs, man." - Hassan Whiteside
What did he mean by this?
>>67119822
Show me Indiana
Show me Boston
>>67119902
>rooting for Indiana
um...... no.
>>67119859
He's a salty bitch who about to go home for the summer
>>67119902
Personally, I would love to see an OKC, Indiana finals. That series would go a full seven games, each of them being decided in less than ten points.
>>67119920
I ain't rooting for anyone that's just who I think will win
>>67119972
There's no way Indiana makes the finals imo. They aren't as versatile as the cavs. Okc def could, I think if curry doesn't come back they're the only team that could beat the spurs but I still think San Antonio is a much better team
Okc still has a chance against them but I wouldn't bet on it
>>67119972
>OKC, Indiana finals
It would be unwatchable like a regular season game. You are horrible.
I actually want to see the highest level of competition in the finals, not two paper tigers beat each other up.
Luckily neither team has any chance in hell.
>>67119974
don't jinx us senpai
ATL in 6
>>67120016
OKC was formerly with a 10% chance that they would win the chip, 12-15% for making the finals.
With Curry injured, that chance now goes up to 8-1. And this year has shown that the Spurs are 50-50 going against OKC. They even played each other's skeleton squads, OKC taking San Antonio to OT (at home) without Durant, Westbrook, or Ibaka.
I really hate saying this, but OKC's bench is not as shitty as we once hailed it to be.
https://streamable.com/fljf
How the fuck can this actually happen?? He should've been forced to retire on the spot.
>>67120115
>10% chance
Lol what?
They're an entire tier below SAS. In what universe do they stand a chance without Harden?
Hell they've got WORSE since then while the Spurs have only improved.
>>67120129
He's a terrible FT shooter as it is but he clearly shits his pants everytime which really makes it worse.
>>67120151
Actually don't respond to this. I just realized the next round is OKC-SAS
I get to watch in amusement as OKC crumbles.
>>67120151
This series is even in the regular season. OKC upped their defense a bit and their offense A LOT.
San Antonio has a very strong defense that can hold many teams to double digits. Unfortunately, they have a slower-tempo offense as opposed to OKC. You would have to bank on turnovers and missed shots to make this competitive down the stretch.
And I think KD learned his lesson on hogging the shots when he can't shoot, IE the 1-point loss to Dallas.
>>67120219
>I get to watch in amusement as OKC crumbles.
I hope you're right.
>>67116362
This is incorrect. Curry spreads out defenses like no other player in the league. It's a major advantage to have him on the court at all times
>>67120129
he must hate how he has to play with griffin in. he took only 5 shots yesterday.
his psychology was shit and he choked big time at the FTs. he must have the highest airball% in history
Hans, Ben Wallace and Rodman have airballed two FTs before Deandre made it cool
http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/2/21/2807501/airball-free-throws-nba-stats
>>67120232
regular season doesn't matter lol
in 2014 when spurs won the finals they went 0-4 against the thunder in the regular season but in the playoffs swept them in 6
anyone else listening to the lebatard show?
talking about how he wishes westbrook was gay
http://gu.com/p/4t269/stw
watch it
>>67120741
Haha
Courts:
>DEY DINDU NUFFIN
>LIVERPOO A GOOD BOY
>Coach 5 games
>win COTY
>might not even be in the league next year
>don't even coach 1/4 of the year
>win CotY
>>67119902
Sup go wiz
You've been capped btw
>>67120884
>>67120900
>lose games on purpose
>ever winning coach of the year
Pop is a fag
>>67120884
Stotts and Stevens btfo
>>67120884
Walton was robbed
>>67120603
I remember Wallace's, don't think I've seen Rodman's before. This is like the third or fourth time DeAndre's done it though, second time this season alone.
>>67120626
this
>>67120920
he's getting a ring instead of some meme award
so happy curry and Paul got BTFO, amazing sports weekend
Who /takinga3-2seriesleadtonight/ here?
>>67120980
>getting some jewelry
Wow, gay. I hope that consoles him when GSW wins the NBA Finals.
>>67121003
Only if shitinger doesn't play a lot
>>67120884
whoever voted for this is fucking retarded.
>>67120884
He's not even the best coach on the team though
>win 73 games
>don't win coach of the year
I don't understand/nba/ sometimes
>>67121056
>stacked as fuck team
>Somehow the coach gets the credit
>>67121056
>73 games
>Wasn't even on the sidelines for half the season
>>67121071
His offense helped changed the way the game is played
And he developed the fuck out of his players
>>67121071
a day late for miuna monday bruh
When God heard your prayers to hobble Steph curry and he hobble him and cp3 but you realize the spurs are the favorites to come out the west now.
Spurs sweep thunder in 5
>>67121100
His offense is basically "you do your thing. Thank God we got Iguodala on the cheap from Denver. Shout-out to Mark Jackson"
>>67121131
It's true he should be credited with telling Curry to shoot the ball.
It probably went something like this
"Hey Curry come here. So I've been looking at the tape, and like, why dont you like, shoot the ball here; and here; here too?"
Jesus, Colin Cowherd drop truth bombs on the NBA right now.
Scaring me how much I agree with him right now about the major causes of injury in the league right now.
>>67121056
>win 73 games
But he didn't.
>>67121012
currys fucked and even if he was t Spurs in 6
>>67121131
The Golden State Warriors were a slightly above average team on offense in Mark Jackson's final year.
Now they're an all time great offense with pretty much the same roster
>>67121131
Completely wrong
>>67121202
Yeah Walton coached the team but Kerr deserves the credit for completely changing golden states offense and developing him, draymond and Thompson
Stevens should have won coach of the year for carrying 14 role players and a scoring manlet to the 4th seed
Holy shit yesterday I was posting how I gonna bet on Clippers over Warriors now that the meme is gone and today I read that CP3 is out with a broken arm
Damn I jinxed this shit
>>67121300
But muh 73 wins anon
>>67121291
>Dwane casey
>5th best coach in the league
this triggers the canadian
also Carlisle, Joerger and Stevens deserve more votes while Rivers, Donovan and Snyder getting any votes at all must be a misunderstanding
>>67121291
>Dwayne Casey
>over Brad Steven's
Never mind this voting process is a joke
New Kings logos look pretty good
>>67121338
And you have our profound thanks for doing so based Greek anon.
>>67116599
pay debnts
>>67121100
Same offense as last year though. He was a babysitter this year
>>67121003
RC WE OUT CHIA
>>67121238
Because Mark Jackson made the mistake of thinking this team needed coaching.
They don't need offensive sets and play calls, they just need to abuse illegal screens and 3 balls.
>>67121353
fr any of the wholesome white coaches under Casey's name would have swept the pacers already
>shitronto craptors
>>67121291
>Casey over Joerger
>>67121832
Sup hick
How bad is OKC going to lose the Spurs?
Also, does Vegas have any bets on Westbrick chimping out on K. Leonard?
>>67121291
KERR DIDNT EVEN COACH HALF THE DAMN SEASON
>>67121867
How bad is spurs going to lose the OKC?
Also does Vegas have any bets on Duncan's ex wife fucking her male stripper boyfriend on game 7 in the middle of the game
>>67121377
Looks like a euro soccer logo
>>67121909
Bruh spurs are favored
Bruh okc are favored
Bruh pacers are favored
>CP3 ded
>mfw Curry gets a free rest up while the cloppers get swept by the Dubs if they even make it passed the Blazers
Bruh hornets are favored
>>67121238
Then they got Iguodala...
I can't fucking believe this nigga is still flying under the radar. Basketball fans are so casual.
LET THE SECOND ROUND START ALREADY. THIS ROUND IS SO FUCKING BORING
>>67121291
>Stotts even ranked
Blazers are good because they signed actual underrated players. The GM should win an award
>>67121997
No. LeKing is resting.
>>67121993
Iguodala was already there in Jackson's final year.
51 wins, 1st round exit, slightly above average offense
The biggest roster difference between the 13/14 Warriors and the 14/15 Warriors was the back up PG spot (Steve Blake/Livingston)
>>67121291
>Casey
u wot
>>67122020
>sweep pistons and rest
>sweep ATL/BOS and rest
>sweep Hornets and rest
sitting pretty mayne
Spurs are winning the ship
>people unironically putting faith in clippers yesterday
>they crash and burn harder than anyone thought possible
>>67121291
>no Luke Walton
Kerr isn't even the best coach on his own team
Blazer are now gonna cuck the warriros in the second round
>>67121997
This. Why the fuck do we have to wait for like 3 different series to end if we already have Spurs vs. Thunder set up and ready to go? It seems kind of pointless. No other sport do you have to wait for rounds to end before playing the next round
>>67121997
Agreed. And there is so many game 6s that are gonna happen that it is likely one of them will go to game 7. I just wanna blow my brains out
>>67117364
Kill yourself.
>>67121997
celtics/hawks has been a damn good series
>>67116343
kek this is fantastic. saved
>mfw there are people in this thread that actually thought the clippers would make it past the second round this year
>LeKing loses Kyrie and Love last year
>Still makes the finals
LeGod is eternal.
>>67122219
The east was such a joke last year
Also kyrie was healthy until first game if the finals
Has LeBron ever been injured? I don't ever recall him being out for weeks or months at a time
>>67122238
>kyrie was healthy
Lol'd
Dude was hobbled
You guys ready to watch the spurs get exposed next round?
>>67122071
I was shit-posting the clippers choke job all day long yesterday. It wasn't hard to see coming tbph phamalam.
>>67122246
Last year
>>67122257
Didn't he get injured in overtime? I don't remember him getting injured before that
>>67122219
Thompson and Strayacunt player better than them
>>67122281
>last year
With what?
>>67120626
>swept
>in 6
>without ibaka
Is all of Texas this dumb?
>>67122246
LeBron is too masterful at the fall. He can be hit off balance, in the air, and he'll fall perfectly every time, shielding his ankles and knees from contact and contortions, and cusioning his fall by rolling with the impact.
He's a true genius when it comes to biomechanics. That's why he doesn't get hurt. The few times he did are outside his control, like a direct blow to the face, or the camera to the scalp.
>>67122246
hes never had a significant injury. whenever he gets beat up, like in the beginning of last season he hurt his spine and the back pain was keeping him from playing, he takes a 2 week vacation and heals up like wolverine. he probably has some secret lab where he bathes in the fountain of youth to heal superhumanly fast
>>67122290
He missed 2 weeks and just went to party in Miami
>>67122290
Back soreness or something? I don't think he's ever had a significant injury or missed extended periods of time but he took like 2 or 3 weeks off last year to rest his back
>>67122298
Newfag please die
>>67122246
He gets beat up but never has had a big injury.
>>67121909
Kind of a weak and sad reply desu
>>67121117
>sweep
>in 5
Kys
>>67122246
His knees are made of adamantium. The back thing might become an issue in a couple years imho. But he really hasn't had anything major.
>>67122096
if a team plays three short series in a row and their eventual opponent plays three long series in a row then one team could potentially sit for three weeks or so. Big disadvantage to the team that is sweeping.
>>67122246
He is a god. He can't get hurt badly.
>>67117210
Daily reminder
FOOD4LYFE ON SUICIDE WATCH
WHERE IS THAT FAT FUCK NOW? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67116383
>jeremy lin looking like every aZn PrYd3 w0RlDw1d3 kid in my freshman year of high school back in 2002
>>67122336
there's nothing stopping the sweeping team from just practicing amongst themselves while waiting.
>>67117305
CP3 to Miami for Stat, Tyler Johnson, and Deng + picks
>>67122329
Kind of weak and sad reply desu
>>67122461
yeah thats the same as playoff intense basketball, I retract my statement.
CP3 going back home to the Hornets
>>67122246
No because steroids.
>>67122298
dumb okie newfag trash. die in a tornado
Odds of a firenado in OKC this weekend?
https://youtu.be/66Yte03B3Lo
Drrfggggfrghjjuy tr vnm d qdgbb hhkolpiaqwxxghj htaeeg
>>67122586
This is somehow the most logical post in the thread
Congrats
>>67122576
100% the weekend after next tone
>>67122600
Stfu jizzards
>>67122586
This is the best post on /nba/
>>67122576
hopefully very likely, would make our country that much better
>tfw texting girls that I haven't talked to in a long time
Is this a good or bad idea?
Also terry Scott's should have won COTY
>>67122586
This
>>67117305
They only got this team due to the rigged draft and Basketball Reasons. Silver isn't down with that shit as much as Stern was. If Clippers blow it up, they'll never rebuild.
>>67122576
>firenado
for when nature decides it can't kill you soon enough
>>67122576
Throw some prairie sharks into that firenado, please.
>>67122641
depends on the situation. they know you're only talking to them because you wanna fuck
>>67122576
Firenado in Detroit when?
>>67122655
And then LA becomes irrelevant in basketball. I can't wait
>>67122641
>tfw a girl you recently got over decides to text you out of the blue asking why you stopped talking to her
Fucking girls are evil, this chick don't want my d.
>>67122534
>newfag
>falls for obvious bait
>tfw you shit then shower but then you gotta shit again
>>67122748
Tell her she aint tryin hard enough
Damn i gotta do everything for u niggas
>>67122686
Well I'm texting this one girl right now and she's replying with emoticons and shit so I guess I'm good.
Kerr should donate his award to Walton to be quite honest. After all they did started 24-0 with him
>>67122796
I mean I get it, 73 wins, his team etc. Stotts deserves it, nobody called the Blazers being this good. and they look like they'll make the WCF
Truuuuuuue
>>67122842
Shit always happens. Look at Denver's record when Melo went to NY.
They exceeded all expectations at first.
Did Karl win COTY for that? I think he did.
soooooooo truuuuuu
>>67122940
Nice meme dude can I save it
>>67122048
>1st round exit
To the fucking Spurs. Who went back to the Finals. But hey, lets keep bringing up that 1st round exit tho.
>>67123049
Its all yours friend
Shouldn't LeBron win COTY every year? He coaches while playing and 90% of NBA coaches can't coach while sitting on the sidelines. Even when he's resting, he's really coaching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AOQ9fyErr4
>>67123071
And the year after, the Spurs were a first round exit
>>67116949
what happens next
this was a good comment chain story tbqh
>>67122940
With kerr they lost 2 games at home too
He's a bust
>>67123103
Spurs were just resting for this year
>>67123103
They didn't play the Spurs, so what exactly is your point?
They don't play the Spurs in the 1st round in back to back years Mark Jackson probably still has a job. I'd say it worked out better for GS this way.
This one's for da Land™
>>67119093
or if they can win w/o curry it shows he isnt really the best player on the team... and he is also overrated
>>67123071
You clearly do not remember the 13/14 NBA season. I can no longer take your opinion on that matter seriously
>>67122246
he has back issues
>>67116949
>>67116907
>The rest of the league apart from the Spurs look like they peaked too early
Been saying this ALL SEASON about GSW. Their fucking arrogance over a regular season record has made them show their cards early. Not good when they were extremely lucky to be gifted a championship last season.
Spurs are going to smoke them.
>fake injury
>break hand trying to sneaky foul
its pottery
canadian cloppers you still here buddy?
>>67123324
>>67123353
I'm still baffled as to why Chuck thinks the Thunder will fix their 4th quarter troubles against the Spurs who just happen to be the best defensive team in the league.
That's actually the MAIN reason they will lose against the Spurs, because they have trouble executing down the stretch and Donovan sure as hell isnt going to come up with something in 1 week.
Durant will choke, Westbrook will carry the team to 2 wins but in all Spurs will sweep in 6.
>>67123421
Big ol women down there...
>>67123421
dude chuck did the same thing in 2014
everyone is slobbering over the Spurs, he has to be the contrarian or else the show is boring
>>67123421
>why Chuck thinks the Thunder will fix their 4th quarter troubles against the Spurs
He doesn't, it just so happens that everyone is picking the Spurs so someone has to go with the Thunder to make the show interesting. And Chuck is their resident contrarian.
Uneducated euro coming through
Have the playoffs started yet? What does the tournament tree look like? Never watched a game in my life but looks interesting la
>>67123444
ERNEH
>>67123471
CHRIS PAUL IS DA BES LEADER IN THE NBA
KAWHY LENURD IS DA BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER IN DUH WURLD IN MUH OPINION
I WUD TAKE KAWHY LENNURD OVER ANY PLAYER IN DA NBA
>>67123461
Still the first round. Will last about a week.
You're just in time. Everybody's getting injured so the whole thing is up in the air.
>>67123461
http://www.nba.com/playoffs/
Heres da tree. As you can see, Cleveland and San Antonio have already advanced. That's because those teams have what we like to call "real niggas"
>>67122641
worst idea.
she's gone bro, get over it. You or she got BTFO. Letting it linger will just lead to more BTFO
>>67123531
IF I GO ON DOWN TO SAN ANTONIO IMMA GIT ME SOME CHURROHS
>>67123421
>sweep
>in 6
pick 1
Tim MacMahonVerified account
@espn_macmahon
Chandler Parsons on Dwight Howard: "I think he can still dominate the game. I think he can still be a great..
you would think parsons would learn from last year about recruiting
>>67123566
>tfw BTFO her because she'll never have anyone on my level ever again
>tfw I'm BTFO because I miss my chubby gf
>>67123609
it'll happen, right.
>>67123421
The Thunder have a ton of firepower. It's possible for them to get REALLY HOT for a few games and upset the Spurs.
>>67123609
He should play in Miami.
He and Whiteside can be the Twin Cowards
>>67123588
>you
>new
pick 2
>gordon dragic
who was that, anyway
>>67123564
The only real nigga on the Cavs is JR Smith. The rest are studio gangsters
>>67123622
That sucks bro. You'll never find another. It's hot babes and supermodel tier honeys from here on out. And every day you'll think about your qt chubby exgf.
Iktf
>>67123653
>ton of firepower
Durant and Westbrook and who else?
>>67123728
LeBron is realer than real. He's just super disciplined and humbled. Don't be fooled.
wtf there's snow falling, and my heating isn't working
why
>>67123768
Kanter and Adams are great. Payne is good, Ibaka on some nights is still good. Waiters and Morrow have their nights.
>>67123783
>Lebron is realer than real
Hahaha Lebron is probably the fakest nigga in the league
I WANT THE SECOND ROUND ALREADY
I WANT MY WAIFU DRAFT
>>67124021
Look at the singular focus on his craft, his body, the finely tuned machine he uses to dominate the league for years with no end in sight.
That's fucking real, niggas. You don't recognize because u ain't real.
Skip Bayless has decided to leave ESPN when his contract expires at the end of August.
His final appearance on First Take will be the day after the NBA Finals conclude.
>>67124120
Don't you ever troll like that ever again, faggot.
>>67124104
>dominate the league for years
>lost 4 of 6 Finals appearances
>>67124120
>Leaving a job where your goal is to shitpost for 2 hours, and tweet 5x a day
>>67124120
It's real.
No way. Hopefully he starts a blog.
>>67124212
>6 Final appearances
>>67123756
Yeah man every girl since has been skinny/sorta fit. It fucking sucks, the cuddles are dogshit
>wake up
>no chubby gf to cuddle with
>tfw no chubby gf
why live
Fox sports is basically 2013 ESPN
Bayless is going there too
>>67124212
Soon to be 6 straight appearances. He can't pick his team. He can only carry them as far as they'll go with a Herculean effort. Him taking Cleveland to back to back finals is already the stuff of legend. When he wins one for The Land, it will be a chamlionship with more weight and significance than any other for what it represents. I'm crying, bros.
>>67124120
Nice try
>>67124248
>in the 2010s East
Wow, it's literally fucking nothing
>>67124120
I'll take his position as professional shitposter
How the fuck do I keep my hair out of my face when I drive with my windows down
>>67124319
I'm more excited for the fine citizens of Da Land to burn half of the city down when he wins one
>>67124319
>He can't pick his team.
False, he literally hand picked his Miami and especially the current Cavs team. He became the de facto GM when he returned to Cleveland
Clippers will blow their team up with plans of a rebuild but everyone knows they'll just go back to being the Clippers of old. How many seasons of sub .500 will Balmer take before selling the team and becoming the ultimate bandwagon owner?
follow up: Will he be forever known as the owner that perfectly represented the fans that followed his team?
>>67124361
Stop being a faggot manchild with long hair
>>67122904
Denver got a fuck load of trade pieces from NY for melo and also snagged Iggy that year.
Portland lost Wes Matthews (top 5 SG last year), Nico batum (top 10 SF last year) and LMA (top 3 PF last year) among other good roleplayers like Robin Lopez and Arron Afflalo and got almost nothing in return (they got Henderson for Batum, and Vonleh but he's been irrelevant thus far).
Portland's roster outside of Lillard before this season started literally looked like complete dog shit. CJ was still a nobody at the time, no one knew plumlee could pass, no one knew harkless could defend all 5 positions or that Aminu would improve his 3 to the point it wins you a playoff game.
>>67124382
They should just trade Blake for a fuck ton of players and lock DeAndre in a gym
>>67124379
Well. Okay. He can and did. And we saw what happened. Miami was GOAT.
Now that the King has Returned to his one true home in The Land, he's setting off to accomplish what no other Athlete could ever hope to replicate. Make me a winner.
>>67123783
>lebron
>humble
kill yourself immediately.
>>67124407
This. Portland was literally tipped for being a bottom 2 team in the West
>>67124402
>tfw asked my boss for feedback today
>tfw he told me I needed a less boyish haircut
he's right but I love having long hair. Get to stunt on guys my age who are going bald ahahahhaha BTFO ahahahaha
Why would he quite being a professional shitposter. That is the dream job to have.
>>67124493
My hair isn't that long I just have an undercut and growing the top out the last few months. I like it, I just have to wear a hat when I drive because the top goes crazy
>>67124502
>Get to shitpost and stare at Molly for 2 hours
>>67124407
I knew they'd overperform.
They'd be a first round exit if LA werent imploding, and they'll regress next season if they don't add some pieces.
Also Denver was overperforming and impressing the media long before they got Iggy.
>>67124493
y-yeah...stuntin on them...
>>67123190
But they didn't play the Spurs in back to back years you fucking retard. They played the Clippers
>>67124502
He must be leaving for something that will allow him to become the God of Ruse.
>>67124502
Maybe he found an even better shitposting job
>>67124502
I think I'll actually be sad when skip retires
>>67123579
VICTORIA IS DEFINITELY A SECRUT DOWN THER
>>67124502
He's leaving ESPN for Fox so he can still be a professional shitposter, he's just distancing himself from ESPN. As for why he wants to distance himself, he probably just now realized Stephen A Smith is actually serious and not trolling.
>>67124382
I give him 2 years, and yes to the follow up as far as American sports goes
>>67124542
Well the other good news is that Portland has the 2nd most capspace in the league right now iirc (only behind Utah). Though I think Philly had the most before signing Elton Brand and Ish.
The bad news is no one ever wants to go to Portland.
According to an industry source, Bayless is expected to join Fox Sports. New Fox Sports head honcho Jamie Horowitz—who worked with Bayless at First Take while at ESPN and is generally credited/blamed for the network’s embarrassing “Embrace Debate” era—has been clear about his desire to remake Fox Sports as a sort of giant crypto-racist shout show, and Bayless is the biggest name in that game. “Yes, we’re interested in all the superstars,” Horowitz told Sporting News last month. “Of course, I’m interested in Skip.”
>>67124534
undercut is a great style tbqh, all the faggots that used to wear it have mostly stopped so now I can wear it and not look like as much of a twat
New thread
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>>67124651
I like it, especially since I'm in college and can basically do whatever I want to my hair
>>67124472
Humbled. He still has fun and is lovable, but you can tell the psychological warfare a leader takes in the playoffs has humbled him.
It's like you still view him through a lense of when he was a gifted highschool kid trying to ball on professionals by himself and gloating whenever possible.
He's not that guy anymore.
>>67124534
>undercut
how short are the sides?
>>67124543
hard to describe, think a slightly more professional ashton kutcher early 2000s hair
>>67124120
Holy shit it is real. Kornheiser better get off this sinking ship.
>>67124502
He'll have his own shitposting show on Foxsports.
>>67116283
>triplejump.webm
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