what a fucking stupid picture. i was making a new thread already.
Goodbye /nba/
it's been real
I'm retiring from watching basketball
Anyone who falseflags is not me, and should not be listened to
"Bye Bye" as the great Kyrie Iriving said
-Canadian Cloppers Fan
P.s. Internet Explorer is just how it looks
Shit thread
if the Clippers do blow up the team, who stays and who goes?
>>67114718
>clipper fans
Great job blazers, you just killed the only hope at stopping the warriors with curry out now theyre going to just rest him for the entire season while igoudala and livingston run a train on your team in the 2nd round
Happy Birthday big fella
Spurs, OKC, you're next
>>67114742
Reply to my posts
>we beat the Spurs xDDDDDDDDD
>le WCF rematch xDDDDD
>lob city xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
lick my nuts you fucking joke
>>67114748
Paul will stay
Griffin leaves
Jordan leaves if his contract lets him but will stay
Reddit leaves
/nba/ in flames
THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!
YOU GOT DAMIAN “HOLD ON AFTER I HIT THIS JUMPER I’M GONNA DROP THE HOTTEST MIXTAPE OF 2016" LILLARD
CJ “YO HOL UP LET ME CROSS YO ASS OVER AND DRAIN THIS 3 HAHAHA MOST IMPROVED PLAYER GUARANTEED MOTHERFUCKA” MCCOLLUM
NOAH “HORNETS GONNA TRADE A NIGGA AFTER ONLY 1 YEAR FUCK THAT SHIT ENJOY BATUMS BITCH ASS LOL” VONLEH
GERALD “HOT DAMN WASTED 7 YEARS OF MY CAREER WITH FUCKING CHARLOTTE TIME TO GET REAL NIGGA” HENDERSON
AL-FAROUQ “MY NAME LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO THE CHIEF HAS ARRIVED BITCH NIGGA” AMINU
ED “RATHER PLAY WITH THIS TRAINWRECK THAN WITH KOBE” DAVIS
MO “MAGIC JUST GONNA GIVE A NIGGA AWAY LIKE THAT TIME TO GET BUCKETS” HARKLESS
MASON “I BLOCKED LEBRON JAMES ONCE NOW CHECK OUT MY RAP VIDEO” PLUMLEE
MEYERS “7 FOOT TALL JUSTIN BEIBER” LEONARD
HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBA
HERE'S SOME DIALOGUE FROM TONIGHTS GAME:
PAUL GUARDING LILLARD
LILLARD: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
Paul: Please Damian I'll suck your dick please don't do it I obey
LILLARD: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
LILLARD: IM BOUTTA SHIT ON A NIGGA
DAMIAN LILLARD WET ASS JUMPER OVER CHRIS PAUL
LILLARD: DAMN. Just shit on a nigga. Another fucking day in Portland.
>>67114741
so long space robot
>>67113566
people hate curry a lot more than durant.
also people hate lebron
>>67114638
did they really thats a new fucking low for them
Like a yeti eating frozen spaghetti
>>67114748
No one stays
>>67114779
Not even a Clippers fag, but this shit was never funny
Always great to see the Clippers btfo bunch of fucking bums
>>67114779
>>67114742
get the tattoo though
LeBron knows how to fall. He cushions himself in brilliant ways if you watch him play. He's a genius bailout artist who is incredibly careful with his ankles and knees. This is why he never gets injured even though he takes abuse to knock him off balance every time he drives. He can take his body to the limit (cramps)
That's some Goku shit.
Lets take a moment to appreciate the genius of LeBron.
>>67114718
>Portland Home Babbies now playing the best home team in the league
Fucking wonderful. It's going to be a hobbled Curry vs the Spurs, who cake walk to face LeBron.
SPURS VS A LEBRON TEAM FINALS WHO FUCKING KNEW
Apologize
>>67114794
This pasta has probably been on /sp/ longer than you.
>>67114807
>and yet he is 2-4
2-5 incoming, he can't beat the spurs
>>67114807
>this is why
>not Florida grade HGH
>>67114748
Celtics will make a play for Blake
Maybe Jordan fucks off and actually does go the Mavericks this time
CP3 stays and gets to be king of nothing
>blake holding his leg
Its over clips
>>67114860
AHAHAHAAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
IT NEVER ENDS
AUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>67114834
Honestly I think it's amazing he even made the finals the years he lost.
Except the 3peat attempt. That was just a beautiful clinic the Spurs put on.
Greatest team of all time, greatest performance of all time and I mean that
>spurdoras
>blake down and holding his knee
THANK YOU BASED BLAZE
>>67114790
>blow up the team because current players are good but can't get over the hump
>bring in a bunch of people that suck ass
>miss the playoffs
Clippers will become the iggles of the NBA if they pull this off
>>67114868
>they will never run a train on your gf while you watch in the corner
why even live
>>67114775
Jordan is stuck since his contract is too long to force the front office into thinking about trading and he hasn't had any injury issues. Paul and Griffin could easily get traded. If Cleveland doesn't win the hip Blake for Love is possible. Or they just dump him to Boston for a bunch of picks and shit.
Cp3 will forever be the least clutch nigger to ever live
Bros should I drop some dank new OC or wait until you all calm down?
>yfw Rockets-Blazers 2nd round
>>67114876
2014 Finals Spurs would beat nearly any NBA team in history TBQHWY
>>67114911
drop it on us senpai
we can take it
>>67114887
They literally can't function without chris paul. That's a pretty huge design flaw
>>67114915
>yfw Warriors-Cavaliers final
>>67114911
Do it while it's hot
>>67114887
This. The current team is clearly not good enough for a championship but I feel like any attempt to build around just one of Paul/Griffin/Jordan would just end in a .500 at best team
>>67114887
Players stay good for certain amount of seasons. This team had probably 4 years and always lost with stacked teams
Reposting from the previous thread
There's something about fat fucks like Windhorst covering sports that really irritates me and I'm not sure what it is exactly.
thunder-blazers wcf who says no.
>Reminder that Chris is from North Carolina
No idea what is even happening. John misses playoffs, Steph getting injured, CP3 is now done. At least the hornets won today
Portland in 6
>>67114931
but I thought Chris Paul is a choker and thus the reason they never made the WCF
>>67114911
you never have to ask. if the OC is good enough we will reply.
reminder
>>67114954
fat people are disgusting
>>67114954
Doing nothing but stalking LeBron pays for his meals... and he's fat. He's so successful at stalking another man that he's fat.
FUCK THIS SHIT
I bet Durant is going to get injured next. FUCK THIS SEASON
Spurs/Blazers WCF
>>67114955
i hate repeating myself. Warriors-Cavaliers final.
We're one misplaced ice cube in the Spurs locker room away from a Damian Lillard Finals MVP
>>67114974
Durant confirmed broken foot again
>>67114975
Might as well put an X through Paul Pierce as well. The way he's been playing he might as well be injured.
>>67114955
that's too real many real niggas for the modern nba
they want uncle tom curry and duncan not durant and lillard
Lelbron is truly a cruel god
Dubs confirm durant next for injury
>>67114909
He is actually extremely clutch statistically. He's like 12-of-20 shooting in the last minute of close playoff games. For reference, LeBron is 15-of-32 and Kobe is 17-of-40
>>67114928
>>67114937
>>67114962
Here you go bros.
Rate it
>>67114940
but with that comes two questions: who do you blame for all that failure and who can you realistically bring in to make the team even better?
>Durant and Kawhi will probably get injured in the Spurs vs Thunder series
>Lelbron free finals
>>67114860
He knows it. Good, good, lie down, it will all go away soon. There's always next year, ginger scrub.
has meme magic gone to far?
damn it's good to be a Spurs fan
>Canadian clippers dipshit talking about Duncan retiring and pop leaving in four(4) years
>both his best players are BTFO and can't play the rest of the playoffs
bahahhahahaahahahhahahahhahahahhaahahahha
>>67115024
i like it
Hey Steve.
>>67115027
LeBron is LITERALLY going to chill his way to a ring.
>b-but h-he can play through it
>h-he'll be b-back in 2-4 weeks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67114748
CP3 is the only one who leaves/gets traded. Doesn't make sense to trade away Blake and DJ who both are younger than CP3 unless there's a massive haul for one of them.
CP3 just needs to hit leave and join the spurs. Only way he'll get to the WCF or beyond
>>67115008
desu A Durant-Curry matchup would be way better. The spurs games were all slow paced or blowouts. Warriors would win in 4-5.
>>67114831
Forreal Brandon Roy was in that original pasta and I don't think /nba/ even knows who he is.
>>67115048
The Spurs will win 2 or 3 games but otherwise yeah, Lebron is getting a ring this year.
>>67115049
Fuck
>>67114970
It's not just that because fat people in other settings don't bother me as much. It's just like you're covering this athletic thing with all this knowledge about keeping healthy and fit there and you're still a fat fuck. You're surrounded by physical specimens all the time and that doesn't shame you into not being a fat fuck, it's that sort of thing
>>67115052
Or the Cavs
Think about it. CP3 on the bench leading the bench squad like Iggy. Rings, baby.
>>67115049
OH FUCK
>>67115052
>join the spurs
kek, why does this seem to be the #1 proposed solution for every single underachieving player?
>>67115066
Spurs too old. Wouldn't surprise me if thunder sweep them.
>>67115049
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>67115027
A Curry-less Warriors would still probably beat the Cavs. A Kawhi-less Spurs would take them to game 7. A Durant-less Thunder would probably lose but if Westbrook triple-doubles 3-4 times they would win.
>>67115052
dj loses like 50% of his efficiency without paul
cp3 takes a paycut to join the cavs for sure now
>>67115052
I dunno. Blake is just a stat padder who plays the least important position on the court
Can the Blazers beat the Curry-less Warriors?
>>67114915
PART TWO (really three)
>>67115082
Spurs are too old
t. 90% of NBA fans in 2008
>>67115081
Cause they're the most consistent team of all of sports
>>67115049
gg boys. So Thunder-Cavs finals? Lets get it.
>>67115089
>A Curry-less Warriors would still probably beat the Cavs.
You're incredibly delusional. Lebron took them 2 games when he was literally the only offensive weapon. Cavs only need Lebron + Kyrie OR Love to win the chip then.
>>67115082
Serious? Tim still dominates a game with his presence. You gotta watch them when they're serious.
They swept the Grizzlies
>Injuries
That's still a good fucking lineup that can ball. They didn't steal a game.
>>67115066
nope
>>67115082
nope
literally fucking 16-0
>>67115010
>that Kobe
Post yfw Jeff Green goes on a 2011 Dirk run
>>67114955
It will be the match-up of the ages.
A battle for the title of realest nigga in the league and a battle for who can truly wear the 0.
My body is ready.
>>67115047
>dem teeth
nigga you have like 50 billion dollars, go to the dentist
>>67115031
It hasn't gone far enough senpai. LeBeta injury when?
>>67115082
spurs have been "too old" for like 8 years now
>>67115082
>spurs too old
So then why are they 2nd seed with a 40-1 home record and #1 defense? Shouldn't a younger team be able to do that?
>>67115106
I only became convinced of this like two weeks ago. They barely kept up with Okcs "shitty" bench.
>>67115131
reply to my posts
I want to hear you admit you got B-T-F-O and will never recover
>>67115099
I doubt it pinoy
>>67115089
>A Curry-less Warriors would still probably beat the Cavs.
>Cavs team without Kyrie and Love stole 2 games from fully healthy Memeiors
Retard.
>>67115140
Lebron isn't getting injured you cuck
>>67115082
Oh look the typical DUDE THEY'RE OLD LMAO post
>>67115133
Russ is already the realest nigga in the league.
>FAKE INJURY LAST GAME
>FINGER EXPLODES THIS GAME
ITS LIKE POTTERY
Clippers lost this series when they lost game 3. Had the chance for the KO but they gave Portland hope and it's prolly over now
>>67115064
Yeah it was from this game. Good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpBq6LHvks8
>>67115150
>2nd seed locked up for months
>meaningless game
do you have a brain tumor? is dyslexia your only problem? bahahhahahahhahahaah
>>67115140
>Implying meme magic will turn on the meme king himself
It's going to be Spurs vs Cavs NO MEMES edition.
>Letting your wife fuck male strippers and use your money to buy him a gym
>Still paying child support while she gets fucked by any and everything
Happy birthday Tim
Oh look another LeBron vs spurs finals while he gets cucked again. Fucking hell.
>People forgetting Portland has a secret double-edged sword known as their homecourt advantage that can take out opposing (and ally) players at any time.
Do you need to be reminded of Nash? Rose? Roy?
Even the people saying Golden State will be safe next round. How do you know someone like Iggy or Bogut will be safe from their evil dark magic spells? I have never seen players get injured as much as I have with Portland's homecourt.
How the fuck you do break a finger pushing someone else back?
discuss
Just looked at the boxscore for the blazers/clippers game
Outside of Lillard and CJ there isn't legitimate option on that team. How in fucks sake is this team winning games? They're starting Maurice Harkless who couldn't even get playing time on the Magic. Fucking Al Farouq Aminu is shitting on niggas. This is insanity.
Whos ready for Rockets-blazers?
>>67115194
>Kobe got 5
Let's think about this for a second.
>>67115190
Finger got caught in the jersey. Typical faggot Chris Paul dirty play, he was trying to push Henderson in the lower back
>they ever doubted the meme king
>>67115082
They have been old for the past 8 years and still make the playoffs and contend for titles. Your point is?
>>67115168
Just shut the fuck up and sit down with your wife.
>>67115183
haahaahha
>>67115203
Warriors lost green, and klay too?
If Lebron beats the Spurs this final there's no asterisk right? Because he got fucked over last season with injuries
>>67115196
It's what happens when you base your teams on realness and not memes.
the lack of memes in this thread disturbs me
canada pls meme my shit up
>>67114975
they make the grizzlies look healthy
>>67115211
Because Duncan was still a relevant basketball force. He's reduced to dogshit now.
>>67115203
>Rockets
If you think the Rockets are getting to the next round, your basketball opinion is as quality as the type of basketball the Rockets play, pure fucking trash
>>67115189
this
Rose got his first death injury there. Oden's knees died the minute they touched that court. Remember last year Conley literally got his face broken there. Curry's ankles/knees will not survive.
>>67115196
If no one can score, than everyone can.Terry Stotts is like deep philosphising n shit.
guys
al fucking fariq aminu had 30 POINTS IN A PLAYOFF GAME
take that in
FeelsBadMan for my Ausbro who put like $500 on this game and lost :O
>>67114975
>ANY offense on that team outside of Jamal Crawford
>>67114975
Is Cole Aldrich fucking photoshopped what's wrong with his face.
>tfw rockets and clippers both make it past the 1st round
>>67115049
couldnt have happened to a worse guy. this is the best news all playoffs
>>67115239
>He's reduced to dogshit now.
bahahahahahahahahhahahha
>>67115239
>He's reduced to dogshit now.
Duncan is an elite defender/rim protector
>>67115230
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN WITH YOUR WIFE
>>67115216
You too.
>>67115248
>mfw aminu was part of the trade for chris paul
>now he gets to eliminate both paul and his former team
inside stream
http://ducking.xyz/pond/
>>67115248
>tfw he followed me back on twitter
talking about realest niggas
>>67115267
Well it's true.
>>67115247
Fucking amazing
>>67115270
Is that Westbrook fuckbuddy?
>Doc Rivers trying not to kill himself as the reporters ask him about Blake and CP3
>>67115285
except it isn't rofl. fucking retard
>Chris, he's an emotional guy
what did Doc mean by this?
It's his little bro.
i hate everything west coast, but the northwest especially and i have to admit dame is fucking amazing.
>>67115239
Duncan dominates with his presence. Learn the game.
>>67115267
>averaging less than 6 points in the playoffs
He still has defensive skills but his offense is as irrelevant as irrelevant gets.
>>67115281
did he send you dick picks?
What are the chances Blake is pretending to be injured right now to avoid getting exposed without Chris Paul? Sort of like Rondo pretending he hurt his back last season's playoffs.
>>67115294
You can see the JUST in his eyes
>wake up
>home is comfy and safe and tornado free
>no meth heads or heroin addicts in the vicinity
feels good man
I feel bad for Chris Paul, I hated him but I hate seeing players get injured. I wanna see them get blown out by the match score.
DESU if curry and paul are both out these playoffs are gonna be weak.
>>67115247
Stotts has to win COTY now
Brad Stevens is legit as fuck but the Celtics were expected to be pretty good this year. Blazers were supposed to be Sixers-tier.
>>67115285
So? He barley has to contribute and they BTFO of teams
>>67115290
thats literally his brother
Did Paul break his hand by punching that dude in the back?
>>67115309
>>67115267
>>67115268
>Spudoras still being in denial
>>67115309
Dominates is completely incorrect. He's offensively left the door and is only a great defender.
>>67115264
I seriously want them to meet up again. I know it won't happen though.
>Le doorstop peepee man ends it during game 7
>>67115312
Pretty sure its well documented that Rondo and Carlisle can't get together so they just shelved him with a phony injury.
Who ready for that Raptors vs Blazers finals.
>>67114742
You can still cheer for the raptors. God intended it to be this way.
>>67115328
Just wait til duncan gets that 6th ring.
>>67115294
He should choke out Steve Ballmer, THEN kill himself for being such a failure.
>>67115343
In bizzaro /sp/ sure
so, are the Blazers /ourguys/?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>>67115343
Gotta get past the Thunder first. Then it with be a Thunder Raps final for the ages.
DESU Portland is complete ass and Clippers if they show up can still win this series.
The only problem is Clippers aren't going past the 2nd round again.
>>67115328
>he is this buttmad
>>67115333
No, you're retarded. He is an elite passer and creator.
>>67115323
>barley
>>67114963
looks good, here's mine
>>67115357
AHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>67115358
Raps still need to get past the first round bruh
>>67115359
>and Clippers if they show up can still win this series.
>if they show up
kek blazers in 6
>>67114963
>>67115372
>teams I like advance
>teams I don't like don't advance
>>67115366
So you're not refuting he's left the door offensively?
passing and creating space in the paint doesn't do much against shooting. And him being "elite" at this is very suspect and bordering on delusional homer speak.
>>67115298
Lol said the guy who has nothing to back him up.
>fucking retard
>>67115052
I can't really think of who would actually trade for CP3. Rebuilding teams don't have much use for an aging, injury-riddled max contract star. Most contenders or almost contenders would benefit but what would they be willing to give up? He definitely won't be bought out.
Let's go team by team.
>Cavs
I wouldn't trade Kyrie or Love for Paul. Would some combination of role players and draft picks work? Probably not because the Cavs used up most of their assets getting JR/Shump/Mozgov/Frye.
>Spurs
If they want an upgrade at point guard they can just sign Conley in the offseason. And even then who would they trade that the Clips would actually want? A bunch of late first round draft picks? Kyle Anderson?
>Bulls
Derrick Rose and something else for Chris Paul could be a nifty deal where the Clippers just give up and make a one in a million bet on Derrick Rose becoming a superstar again. But I doubt it.
>Warriors
Nope. No room for a max contract point guard when they already have Steph.
>Toronto
What do they have to send back? Nothing.
>Miami
Do they go full Expendables and trade Winslow and picks? They're not that dumb.
>Boston
They're stacked at guard. They'd trade for Blake but he's way easier to move since he's young enough to go to a team that doesn't need to compete for a championship right away.
>Atlanta
At his age and salary is he that much of an upgrade over Teague? And who would they send back? Teague? Don't see it.
tldr who the fuck would trade for CP3
>>67115375
Believe in the 6 and the 6 God will reward you.
>>67115357
dayuuuuum
>>67114975
it's Autism Rivers' time to shine
>>67115357
JUST
SAY MY NAME
>>67115408
believe in the memes
Can he do it?
>>67115388
He is physically leaving the door, but his creation still can drive a championship offense. That's elite as fuck.
Also I'm a Heat fan.
>>67115423
>>67115438
>he dropped 30+ at one point
>>67115429
Living proof of LeBron's all-time greatness.
If you think Lebron isn't a GOAT think again. GOAT's don't get injured like a bitch all the time.
>>67115073
No way CP3 takes a paycut but who knows
>>67115081
Because they're the most successful franchise and they'll be good. CP3, Green, Kawhi, LMA, ___ is an elite starting 5
>>67115091
True, but DJ just got paid and CP3's contract runs out in 2017. Makes easier to walk away from CP3.
>>67115096
What exactly makes you think Blake is a stat padder?
>>67115396
Yeah, no one's is gonna trade for CP3. He's gonna be 32 when he hits FA and no one is gonna throw assets for someone like CP3 who might not even stay due to a pursuit for a ring. I think it would be hard for the clippers to let CP3 walk in FA, but they might have to
>>67115358
Lmao this faggot
Thunder aint going anywhere.
>>67115441
There are tons of people currently playing better than him in this aspect so calling him "elite" in his current state and this year is flat out wrong but overall of course.
>Warriors fans in this thread excited to play the Blazers over the dead Clippers now
>Wanting to play in the fucking rose garden where health goes to die
Do you fucks want Klay to die next?
I'm gonna miss the Grantland playoff memes like doing a draft after every round where the remaining teams take players from eliminated teams.
>>67115467
Name a single player who can hit a touch pass in the paint like Duncan
>LeBron
Company isnalready great.
>>67115466
Please
>>67115458
This
>>67115357
>Kids, this is how you go full JUST
>>67115466
They are making the wcf for sure, and maybe the finals depending on warriors health. Spurs overrated af nigga.
>>67115438
judging from what he showed today (1/7, 3 assists in 23 mins) he is not playoff ready.
also, paul is the leader of this team; without him they are a lottery team.
im in texas this week, if I see kawhi will be diving for his legs
youve been warned spurdoras
>>67115500
based delly
>Tim Duncan is elite in the [current year]
/nba/ outretarded itself once again
>>67115485
Touch passing? That's it? I thought we were talking about creating space and passing in the paint. Now you're moving the goal post to one move.
>>67115458
No way he's the GOAT, but he is unquestionably the greatest active player. Not even up to debate now that Kobr retired.
So are we going to talk about how Donovan is probably going to get badly outcoached against the Spurs?
>>67115508
i agree
How long until we get another true murderer's row conference where seeds 1-8 are all really close and you get shit like the eventual champion Spurs going to 7 games with the Mavs? Basketball is a lot less fun when half the conference wouldn't have made the playoffs the year before.
>>67115524
Obviously not THE GOAT. He's A GOAT. Top 3.
>No way he's the GOAT, but he is unquestionably the greatest active player. Not even up to debate now that Kobr retired.
>>67115524
Duncan > Lebron > Kobr
>based shaq picking the spurs
>chuck being a dipshit and saying 40 year old fake birth certificate African "spaniard" ibaka can handle him
>shaq putting him in his place
So how exactly are Shaun "Old Man" Livingston and Steph "Ded knees and I already was a defensive liability" Curry going to stop Wet Ass Jumper?
>>67115538
Brits talking about basketball is like Saudi Arabs talking about whiskey.
According to Kenny "The Jet" Smith: "in order to be considered a superstar you must do all four things each night":
Score
Assist
Rebound
Lead
BASED CHUCK BTFO OF SPURDORAS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67115533
lakers/wolves wcf in 4yrs
>>67115538
You're cool in my book lad
>>67115519
Touch passes in the paint are sinply the most skilled passes requiring godly vision and timing. Only the best players ever get good at skills like that. Magic, Duncan, Bird, LeBron, etc.
Timmy can still do it, ergo he is still elite. He is retiring elite because he's old as fuck and can't sustain it.
You dont even understand the game
>>67115538
Britbong 100% correct this time.
>>67115549
whiskey is pretty shit all round t b h
t. scot
>>67115538
right
Chuck BTFO
He always falls back on the "big ol women" meme when he's backed into a corner about the Spurs
Big ol steaks > big ol women
>Most likely
Spurs/Cavs
Warriors/Cavs
>could happen
Thunder/Cavs
>not likely but possible
Thunder/Heat
>no chance in hell
Clippers/Pacer
Blazers/Raptors
>[Royce Young] Westbrook asked about Charlie Villanueva standing behind him pregame: "Yeah, he said a lot. But now he gets to go home and do whatever he needs to do to get ready for next year to sit down and watch 82 more games like he did this year."
charlie on suicide watch
THEY GOT SOME BIG OL' WOMEN IN SAN ANTONIO
>>67115568
Nah, Chuck is an elite player with a great basketball mind. He's seeing the possibles with not only his mind, but his gut. Something that has driven him his whole career.
You can tell Lebron did this. He finally has the killer instinct.
>He always falls back on the "big ol women" meme when he's backed into a corner about the Spurs
Chuck literally just mentioned all the reasons why Spurs can win yet he's picking the Thunder.
How drunk is he?
>>67115577
No chance in hell should also add Clippers/Hornets
Why haven't feminists and "healthy at any size" sjws blown up TNT on Twitter over chuck's insensitive comments?
>>67115578
Russ was fucking savage.
>>67115604
he did this during the 2014 run. he has to be the contrarian on the set because everyone is picking the (rightful) favorite
>>67115604
He is shit that is why
>>67115606
they have and chuck laughed at them
>>67115568
Everyone on that panel is picking Spurs. Chuck will always be a public contrarian to Shaw's opinions, and vice versa, because that's what it takes to be a popular sports talkshow. Chuck has a closer relationship to Pop and the Spur organization than with anyone @ Supersonics/Thunder org.
>>67115588
This
It's why he has multiple championships
>>67115606
Cause Chuck is UNTOUCHABLE
>>67115387
how else should i fill it out?
>>67115588
How many rings does Chuck have? How about Shaw?
>>67115604
Russell Westbrook bruh.
Makes any series he's in completely unpredictable.
>>67115606
Because Chuck is a black man and SJWs are incapable of criticizing his kind.
Remember the time he talked about Derrick Rose's 'nappy' hair? Not a word from those dumb white women.
>>67115489
cool pic if I'm being honest
>>67115604
Thunder play physical and are an elite rebounding team, so in Charles outdated 90's playoff basketball frame of mind the Thunder would be the team to beat.
>>67115598
>cp3 gone
>no one to throw dj oops
>jj reddit
>>67115529
Brooks outcoached Pop before and so did Doc Rivers
>>67115458
>Dude, you guys should come have a cigar with us at Havana House in Bath, Ohio
>>67115606
There's been a couple of neckbeard fedoras trying to confront him in San Antonio the last time he made that comment.
>>67115626
How do the Spurs typically handle Westbrick? They've played enough times that they usually have a plan for him. I want to say they mostly just block the paint and wait for him to shoot the Thunder out of the game.
>>67115604
It's called following your instinct. He knows first hand how athleticism can kill an aging team.
In this series you're going to see the Spurs' young guys taking most of the minutes and they're weak on the left side where Kanter dominates.
>spurdoras mad af at chuck
lmfao take yo fat ass to bed before you have a heart attack
lmao chuck jumped off the bandwagon after the all star break and chose the clippers now he's back for the thunder
>>67115577
I want to see Miami Cheat/Trail Blazers.
Is Jeremy Lin elite?
>>67115650
Bath is a pretty nice town desu.
EVERYONE WILL FEEL THE CURSE OF CURRY
THE MEMES WILL NEVER DIE
>Lin goes to lakers
>plays like shit
>goes to hornets
>plays good again
Lakers are confirmed cancer
>>67115654
pretty much take away any passing options and force him to take terrible shots and poor decisions which hes already inclined to do, wouldnt suprise me if parker and LMA shit talk him every game to get him to shoot more
>>67115657
The euphoria in this thread is palpable.
>>67115654
used to be they threw CoJo or Green on him, or Leonard if he was getting too hot.
>>67115679
more like lin needs to have the ball in his hands to be the most effective and the teams hes played for have all had selfish egotistical assholes who demand the ball every possession
>>67115679
Lin's balling out for Charlotte. Ed Davis is balling out for Portland. And Roy Hibbert has actually gotten worse. Yet Byron Scott thought he was gonna keep his job.
>>67115618
Yup, nail on the head
cant wait to see lebron finally win one for da land
>>67115679
Kobe is confirmed cancer and everyone besides Kobe cockriders will admit that. He's the sole reason why they weren't able to attract any marquee free agents the last few years and only literally whos wanted to sign there.
>>67115646
Bullshit, Brooks has never 'outcoached' Pop. 2012 wasn't a coaching job, it was him turning the Thunder loose and letting their young legs run the old-ass Spurs off the floor. When the teams were more evenly matched in 2014 we saw what happened when he tried to coach against Pop.
>>67115654
They limit his movement by blocking the paint
>>67115681
the offense isn't as stagnant as it used to be when Perkins was there and Brooks was the coach, it's nearly impossible to choke off everything without getting hit backdoor now.
>>67115626
him never winning shit and being unable to lead a team to the playoffs on his own is pretty predictably tbqhwy
Chuck hasn't been right about any of his predictions so it's confirmed Spurs are winning
>>67115702
YES
FINALLY
Then that cuck can finally retire and I dont have to see his stupid face
>>67115357
>fedoralord
>>67115717
Haha
Yeah
>>67115708
>more evenly matched in 2014
>jumped to an 2-0 lead without Ibaka
>>67115721
Pretty much. The dude said the clippers would beat the warriors if they won the series against the blazer
>>67115708
>more evenly matched in 2014
You mean when Ibaka was injured and after Harden left?
>>67115730
Yeah and then Ibaka came back and the Thunder won the next two, and it was anyone's series again.
>In addition to Chris Paul and Blake Griffin injuries, JJ Redick said his left heel will be an issue for rest of playoffs. Awful day for L.A.
>>67115681
>take away any passing options
You know that's an impossible thing to do. The word is limit, not take away any.
Russ this entire year has moved to being a distributor as well, he doesn't need to take all the shots, he's passing the ball and he can create ways to get the ball were it needs to be without having to be a center distributor. The Spurs weak side is the left shoulder and that's where the ball will go.
If you seriously think shit talking is a strategy that will work you obviously don't know Russ. Literally didn't even watch the Mavs series. I think you ment getting physical, and the Thunder can be even more physical than the Spurs when it comes to it. I'm 100% sure the last thing Pop wants is to get the game to being as physical and their Mavs games.
>>67115730
>Ibaka was the difference between getting blown out by 20 and 35 and stealing a game
lmao
What ill CP3 tell his son tonight?
>>67115746
Dear God it's a massacre. This game needs a nickname.
>mfw i realized that God does exist
>mfw i realized the charlotte hornets are going to win it all
>>67115679
Kobe was cancer. The only reason the team were cheer was cause they finally realized they will be rid of his negative energy and shittiness
>>67115746
LA is fuckin chillin rn
They got Kobe highlights.
>>67115185
duncan got cucked so hard
>>67115742
the point is the Spurs got two easy wins that the Thunder had little chance of stealing without Ibaka, putting them in a hole
that's hardly "even"
>>67115742
>anyone's series
apparently not since the Spurs won bahahaha
>>67115721
>it's confirmed Spurs are winning
Tip your fedora any harder and you may end up with a bald head.
>>67115746
They're just pretending man. They know the season is over.
If lebron wins a title for the land it counts as 5 chips
Lebron will be 7-5
>>67115726
saved
night guys
to the dumb Okies in this thread: I hope you or one of your close family members dies in an overdose or in a tornado. eat shit
>Chuck hasn't been right about any of his predictions so it's confirmed Spurs are winning
>>67115760
But then the Thunder got Ibaka back and not only won the next two games, they won them by 20+ points. For the final two games the Thunder had full health and had a perfectly good chance to win the series.
>>67115752
Duncan was eating Collison and Perkins up and they weren't doing shit offensively
Westbrook is a monkey
Shit talk him and he will throw games
Spurs know this and will abuse it
Spurdoras in full damage control.
Admit it. You're completely unsure of how this series will go until you've had 2 or 3 games to judge it by like a casual. Leave the real predictions and evaluation to the experts with actual experience. You armchair basketball experts are the biggest fedora tippers on earth.
>>67115786
>perfectly good chance to win the series.
how many trophies in the thunder's hypothetical trophy case? so many ifs and almosts bahahahhahaha
remember when westbroke his face. this is the most based man in the league right now and will easily cuck the spuds
the curse is real, they got to the Grizzlies after losing to them last year and now the Clippers are next
Thunder have no bench
Spurs do
Spurs > Thunder
>>67115791
Then why didn't he throw any of the games in the mavs round? Kys.
TRADE WHEN
>>67115814
Because the Mavs are soft.
>>67115813
Thunder have the best bench player between the two teams, just like when the Thunder bench was Harden and a bunch of shrubs
>>67115814
Because Mavs aren't good and don't have genius Pop to help take advantage of his chimp like antics lmao
>>67115806
>when he put on the mask and went full God mode with that 49 point triple double
im just sad no more canadian clopper shitposting
>>67115801
no, I'm sure the Spurs will win in 5 or less. Fucjing retard
>>67115824
>Thunder have the best bench player
Kek stop reading right there. You can't be that delusional
>>67115820
You didn't watch the game obviously.
>>67115826
*Tips fedora*
Jesus you make me cringe.
>>67115827
......and barely beat the sixers
>>67115824
bruh...seriously..
>>67115827
>tfw the NBA outlawed the black mask
>>67115827
didn't they miss the playoffs because westbrook was putting up empty stats
>losing a game to the Mavs, the worst team in the playoffs
Hahahhahhahahahahhshsbabahsbhahahahaha
>>67115840
>......
>>67115843
>... ..
>>67115844
If i pull it off, will he die?
>>67115835
>implying Kanter shouldn't have won 6MOTY over Jamal "efficiency?" Crawford
>>67115813
You mean the thunder bench that went toe to toe with the spurs starters?
>>67115846
yes, that's exactly what happened. being a loud chimp =/= good pg
>>67115767
it's true, 1 ring in cleveland is equivalent to 10 anywhere else.
>>67115827
what is it about the mask that gives them power? Westbrook, Conley, LeBron, they all powered up when they got the mask
why do they wear the mask?
>>67115855
>2nd seed locked up
>nothing to play for the last 10 or so games
>tee hee the thunder bench xD
hang your hat on that, about all you'll be able to look back on in a couple of weeks when the thunder get skullfucked by the spurs
>>67115846
Westbrook and Ibaka both missed about 15 games in addition to all the games Durant missed, at one point they were starting Lance Thomas and Ish Smith and Sebastian Telfair and Perry Jones
Can't wait for LMA to sit down and watch SAS bench with or without Kawhi shit on the Blunder with 2014-era Beautiful Basketball again.
Okies know this year is their last window, they shook to their bones their team is about to blow-up. KD is walking, KD packing dem bags son, errybody knows it.
>>67115846
No they missed the playoff because injuries dick.
>>67115861
For real though
Rings won in Cleveland
MJ: 0
LBJ: SOON
>>67115849
I get your point but the Grizzlies are by far the worst team in the playoffs. Still true though, the Thunder should have easily swept.
>>67115846
they missed the playoffs because reggie jackson started the season off like 7-30
>>67115846
>being a salty idiot
Why does Georgia always have to insist on letting us know some show was produced in their boring, ghetto hillbilly state?
>Thunder are 3-1 this season against the spurs
Spurs gonna fuck the thunder up
>>67115827
>>67115844
he was literally unstoppable so the nba had to ban his mask
Hey ain't nobody salty but thunder fans, you missed the playoffs and wasted a year of Durant and Westbrook prime and now they leaving soon LMAO
>>67115899
I thought they were 2-2
>charfloppe hornets won
and I thought football(soccer) was terrible to watch because people fake fouls
>>67115908
The graphic on TNT ealier said 3-1
>>67115895
>speak the truth
>s-salt!
they missed the playoffs ahahahha
Who's going to the Celtics this summer?
>>67115767
Curry would be back by June.
Lebeta will be 2-5 by the end of the playoffs.
>Hey ain't nobody salty but thunder fans, you missed the playoffs and wasted a year of Durant and Westbrook prime and now they leaving soon LMAO
>>67115865
>>67115844
The mask is a deadly weapon across the ages of basketball. Ever since Bill Laimbeer first donned its mysterious powers have granted the great with the power to be the greatest.
But only for a limited time.
Such is the mystery of the mask.
We may never know the truth behind its powers.
>leave the blazers to me
>>67115891
Reggie Jackson was being a bitch, he sat out some game with a very minor injury because contract negotiations broke down while the Thunder were down to like 9 players.
>>67115915
the graphic said 3-1 spurs, the series was 2-2
retard retard retard doesn't even know anything about his own "team"
>tfw the thunder will soon be a team full of literal whos located in hickville, unable to attract free agents
>>67115900
>yfw lebron intentionally breaks his nose to wear the mask and 4-0 the spurs in the finals
>>67115930
Doesn't matter cause spurs are still gonna fuck the thunder
>>67115932
I would rather blow my brains out then ever live in garbage ass oklahoma
>>67115932
>buttmad masv fan still spamming
BTFO in the offseason by Deandre, BTFO in the regular season by injuries, BTFO in the playoffs by the Thunder
might as well call Dallas BTFO City
>San Fatonio calling any other place "hickville"
>>67115919
Stupid dumb illiterate scum. Read the replies to your ignorant and completely ill informed comment.
KD, Ibaka, and Russ were all injured at some points or throughout the season.
>>67115939
my bad thought you were a thunder """"""""fan""""""""""
>>67115943
>Mavs fan
>>67115746
BYE CLAPPERS.
>>67115950
No way
>>67115926
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
henderson must literally have buns of steel if cp3 broke his hand by just touching it
>>67115945
hey, did they make the playoffs? I'm asking for a friend, he thinks Westbrook can lead a team to the playoffs but I don't think so. I remember him coming short. that's what happened, right? or am I mistaken?
>>67115944
BIG OL' WOMEN IN SAN ANTONIO ERNIE
VICTORIA IS DEFINITELY A SECRET THERE
THE RIVER WALK? THAT'S A DIRTY OL' CREEK, THAT AIN'T NO RIVER
>>67115928
he sabotaged their season, he was never going to stay he actually he should start over Westbrook and they were like Reggie that shit ain't happenin
>>67115960
he tried pushing his lower back to throw him off mid-air, his finger got caught in the elastic and the twisting force broke his hand
serves him right
>>67115944
>thinking I gave to be a Spurs fan to laugh at the Thunder
HICKVILLE
I'd rather live in San Antonio then Oklahoma
>>67115960
Pretty much the only good thing Henderson did all game.
>>67115926
>Paul Pierce goes god mode and memes past the Blazers, Warriors, and Thunder/Spurs
>Raptors turn it around and meme into the finals
>Clippers vs Raptors Finals
>Comes down to the last possession of game 7 in Toronto
>Pierce hits a full court buzzer beater with the entire Raptors team defending him
>As the ball goes through the hoop, the nuclear energy contained within Pierce's shot combines with the all time high sodium levels in Canada and creates an atomic explosion
>As the light engulfs Toronto and removes Canada off the face of the Earth, Pierce sheds his final tears and waves to /nba/
thank you based pierce
>living in the Midwest
>hickvilles
>thinking I gave to be a Spurs fan
>>67115746
>yfw game 3 of Warriors-Blazers and half the Warriors squad breaks
>>67115835
Okay whose the best bench player then?
>>67115986
I'm sick of you mocking my tpos senpai this the 2nd one gnow
>>67115971
Reggie publicly stated since his drafting that he wanted to be a starter, and obviously with Westbrook being the PG and Reggie not being good enough to be a SG, that wasn't going to happen.
He hoped he would get traded before the season started, but they needed him and that wasn't happening.
Reggie had a huge ego from the beginning and now he's heroballed his team out of the playoffs.
>>67115806
Reminder Westbrook broke his face in where else?
PORTLAND
>San Fatonio Spurms
Reggie Jackson grew up a nomad I'm sorta jealous
>>67115999
>upside down satan trips
bros this is getting too spooky we're in too deep
>>67115840
123-118
>barely
>>67115961
the Thunder were 40-27 when Westbrook played, a 59.7% record which extrapolated to 82 games would have put the Thunder in the playoffs
>Toronto "choke in the first round" Raptors
>>67115995
why is his ego so big? He's not even that good
>Brandon Roy
>Greg Oden
>Blake Griffin
>Chris Paul
>Russell Westbrook
L-Lads?
>>67116016
Now take out the games Durant played
Raptors better hope Lowry and Derozan both die tomorrow so they can have excuses for 1st round exit.
>>67116027
sure, only if I can take out the games Ibaka missed as well
remember how it practically took them all summer to hire Byron Scott?
I bet it's going to be another "literally who" coach.
http://www.nba.com/2016/news/04/25/lakers-coaching-search.ap/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpts
>>67116026
Steve Nash
Wes Matthews
Nicolas Batum
Mike Conley
Robin Lopez
and I think I remember Taj Gibson getting injured there too.
Canadian clipper fan needs to join the Timberwolves bandwagon....trust me...
>>67115961
you seem to be forgetting that it was the Spurs blowing the last game of the season to the Pelicans that fucked over both teams. if the Spurs won that game, the Thunder would have made the playoffs and possibly beat the Warriors in the first round, and the Spurs would have played the Trail Blazers and not get bounced in the first round.
can we appreciate the fact that plumdog is averaging 8/15/9 in 31 MPG the last 3 games
holy shit hes a 6'11 white rondo
>>67116007
I looked it up and I'm not seeing that at all.
He was raised by parents in the military that moved around a lot. That isn't a nomad life, that's just standard military brat life. It's part of serving the military to be stationed where needed.
>>67116047
I-Isn't Kevin Love from Oregon?
man i picked the fucking best team to bandwagon at the beginning of the season
charlotte bobcats rock
>>67114767
LMAO nice
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>67116026
>>67116047
>all those people constantly posting about curry getting a career ending injury
>the meme magic from their posts resonates with the injury magic from portlands court
mother of god
>>67116064
Why
>>67115999
>>67116008
>>67116026
>>67116047
dont forget the biggest one, Derrick Rose tore his meniscus there less than 3 weeks into his first return. also in 2015 the entire Bulls team died there in the beginning of the season
>>67116051
plum is underrated
>>67116059
no, he's from LA
>>67116059
Yes
so is tjones
>>67116023
I don't know man. Some people just have it. It must be from how he was raised, but he's incredibly naive about the NBA. It's a meritocracy. You earn your place. He wasn't even a top 10 pick, he was a 24th draft pick.
>>67116056
why cut the mouser's peepee?
>>67116066
Meme magic is a fucking monkey's paw. I tried to warn you all
>>67116056
:(
Guys Terrence Ross is from Oregon and he hurt his head a few days ago
>>67116056
MOOOOOOOOODS
>>67116056
Aww :(
Stop posting gross stuff or its the last straw for /nba/
>Even if the Warriors beat the Blazers in the next round they will have to take some mandatory voodoo losses going into the WCF
RIP Iggy and 2 other players
>browsing /nba/ while snacking on some delicious gummy vitamins
this shit can't kill me right?
>>67116016
did they make the playoffs? it's a yes or no question
>>67116111
vitamins are a literal meme. they dont do shit
>>67116111
take all of them at once and check for us senpai
has anyone seen this?
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sources--kings-interview-vinny-del-negro-for-head-coaching-job-051438426.html
>kings are looking to hire vinny del negro
AHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA
>KONGS
why is cousins still there
Wut was posted tho
>>67116115
I told you to stop, now you have to pay the consequences
>Reggie Jackson's career highest FG% for a season was .433 in 2012-13
>>67116122
i'll never know why he did it
>>67116128
some sick fuck cut off a mouse's door stopper, it was cruel af senpai you wouldn't have wanted to see it
What should I do? Read a little from my book, or just head to bed?
>>67116138
but I bet you impressed with Kobe's garbage 45% lmao
>>67116113
no, because no team is going to survive their three best players missing 78 games combined games
and in spite of that they only missed the playoffs on a tie breaker
>>67116143
It's James Harden man, do you need a reason other than that?
Just joshin familia.
>>67116146
Be glad you didn't visit /tv/ for a brief moment. Someone posted a webm from liveleak of a kitty getting decapitated. Fucking sick shit
>>67116138
you want to see bad. look at wades career three point percentage
>28.4 percent
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/w/wadedw01.html
I'm gonna cook 15 days worth of breakfast burritos what should I put in them
>>67116138
He could have a better FG% if he learned to move with the offense instead of playing hero ball all the time. Sometimes he gets arrogant and thinks he's the savior of the team. They work much better when they move the ball around.
>>67116148
>only had 5 PPG that season as well
>his career highest PPG was this year with only .434 FG%
>>67116152
>McGrady was literally seconds away from being an NBA champion
>>67116159
>>67116159
>He could have a better FG% if he learned to move with the offense instead of playing hero ball all the time.
He learned that from Westbrook
>>67116163
MOOOODS
>>67116147
sleep tight senpai
>>67115757
>confirmed for not living in LA
go kys
>>67116153
so he could t lead his team to the playoffs
got it
>>67116163
NOOOO MOUSER :(
>tfw my emails shows up in the name field whenever I accidentally click it
>tfw always worrying about accidentally clicking and making my email go there
I don't want /nba/ to ruin my life....I don't want o be the next emery
>>67116163
Stop it
>>67116181
considering they had a playoff worthy winning percentage when he played, that is a laughable conclusion
>>67116163
edgy
>>67116163
why though
>>67116152
superior
>>67116163
;__;
>>67116184
>not browsing 4chan in private mode
delete your cookies noob
>>67116190
>didn't make the playoffs
not a conclusion when that's what happened. mental gymnastics
>>67116155
sounds more constructive than most of the content in /tv/ tbqh
>>67116163
hans get das hot pocket out of your mouth and deal with this guy
>>67116195
GOT DAMN
>>67116163
WHAT YOU WONT DOOOOOO
DO FOR LOVE
YOU TRIED EVERYTHING BUT YOU DONT GET LOVE
>>67116201
so Westbrook couldn't lead the Thunder to the playoffs because the Thunder were 5-10 without him?
I guess he should have willed them to victory from the bench.
>>67116195
1 TO and this guy's life NEVER gets ruined
What's the point in following franchises? They are all greedy jews and worthless. it's always better to just follow players you like to the end as they can't backstab you
>>67116125
Literally all that nigga is good for is giving the young guys playing time to develop.
>>67116163
smfh I can watch the sickest human gore but I can't stand animal gore
>>67116223
Muh city and state pride
I wish the best for players that used to play for my team. At least most of them.
>>67116223
There isn't. Every franchise is eventually going to turn to a shitty poorly run franchise that's going to fuck people over.
nt
i would make a new general but fuck typing in results and schedules
>>67116241
at least in Europe some of the teams are legitimately owned by fans, in America supposedly the "fans" own the Packers but in reality the NFL owns the Packers
new bread por favor
wew kobe
is this the fastest thread ever? jesus christ
someone make a new thread already baka desu senpais
>>67116264
Their """stocks""" are a meme but it's precisely what prevented them from moving away from Green Bay which is a literal village in the middle of bumfuck.
New Thread
>>67116283
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>>67116283
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>>67116268
this i gotta drop some dank oc
>>67116279
threads went by even faster last year
there was a thread that only lasted lik 58 minutes laste year
>>67116152
McGrady was a freak, to bad his back couldn't hold up.