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Monday Schedule (ET)
Hornets v Heat 7:00 NBATV (Miami leads 2-1)
Thunder v Mavericks 8:00 TNT (OKC leads 3-1)
Trail Blazers v Clippers 10:30 TNT (LAC leads 2-1)
>Spurs beat Grizzlies 116-95, sweep 4-0
>Cavaliers beat Pistons 100-08, sweep 4-0
>Warriors' Steph Curry Expected To Miss At Least 2 Weeks With Grade 1 MCL Sprain
>I hope the Portland Trailblazers vs the Los Angeles Clippers series goes to 7 games so Wardell Curry has a better chance at being health when he returns
PG: Russell
SG: Clarkson
SF: Durant
PF: Simmons
C: Pau
Bully for a first rounder to get Thon
Coach: Kobe
Who beats this team?
>PROTIP: NO ONE
conley/parker
leonard/mills/simmons
durant/anderson
aldridge/diaw/west
marjanovic/p.gasol
bahahah how the FUCK do you stop this team
>>67106490
with cap space
reminder that devin booker > julius randle and deangelo russell
>>67106498
lmao stay B-T-F-O
>>67106504
That's actually Levine and Westbrook but nice try OCD
>>67106504
>implying anyone is better than Snitchy D
PG: Paul
SG: Wade
SF: James
PF: Anthony
C: Griffin
Jordan for a first rounder to get Durant
Coach: Rivers
Who beats this team?
>PROTIP: THEMSELVES
>>67106504
literally everyone in the NBA is better than those scrubs lol
>>67106528
welp im not sleeping tonight
>>67106577
He'll get fired this season if the don't win
>>67106498
The Spurs would have ~30m in cap space if they move Danny Green
>>67106460
>Coach: Kobe
great players make shitty coaches
t. Bill Russell
>>67106504
Booker looks like every Chad in high school, I'm pretty sure he beat me up at one point after I made a three pointer on him
>>67106460
Pau is not going back after he was disrespected by the Lakers organization.
Goooooo wiz
>>67106654
Kobe is better than great, don't be disrespectful
PG: Lowry
SG: DeRozan
SF: Carroll
PF: Scola
C: JV
Coach: Casey
Who beats this team?
>PROTIP: THE COACH AND THE CRAFTY VETERAN LUIS SCOLA
>>67106679
Keep telling yourself that chicagoat
>>67106792
Paul George's bum leg
Fuck CP3 is going in dry tonight
>>67106498
It cam still happen though
>thunder bench
shhh doorstop peepee man is sleeping
>>67106654
But Bill was the first ever player coach and he coached his team to 3 championships while still playing on the team.
Wew lad
>"They're our guys. We're going to ride or die with Kyle & DeMar." - Dwayne Casey
>Translation: "We have a big advantage down-low against a team that has no bigs to contain JV, but instead we should keep trying DeRozan ISO plays against one of the best perimeter defenders in the game."
was lebron leaving the cavs the best thing to happen to the cavs in the past decade
>>67107849
I remember being 14 listening to entry level rap music
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSWaSbYVB1k
>>67108165
>you now remember this album was a thing
>>67107788
The fuck is wrong with him
>>67108197
EP.
But this shit was inescapable for like two years. It's not even good.
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReDHbe7HbeE
>>67108261
Chemo is messing with his mood. Dude is full hostile all the time.
Thoughts?
https://youtu.be/OE2qEpkWWoQ
Thoughts?
https://youtu.be/k7DUB-zLvw8
>>67108319
>tfw I still have the Reanimation and Meteora CD's
>>67108526
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67108367
this is actually a good ass song
>>67108421
loved this album, can't wait to see her at Pitchfork this summer
>Heat
>>67108526
Oh god
Didn't know they had NBA Generals in /mu/. Oh wait.
>>67108421
its not better than Your Type
>lin not fouling Deng at the end
Uh oh
>Didn't know they had NBA Generals in /mu/. Oh wait.
>>67108820
Just take the L and shut up
>>67108820
The most cucked tripfag on /sp/ ladies and gentleman
>>67108820
The most cucked tripfag on /sp/ ladies and gentleman
>>67106445
you realize this doesnt make a difference right? playoffs start when the 1st round is done, one team going 7 games isnt going to make a difference.
>>67108854
the refing this series has been so one sided its not funny
>>67108820
He touched the ball first, so no foul. They were letting things go both ways anyway.
who lifelong blazers fan here
>who lifelong blazers fan here
>>67108964
The most cucked tripfag on /sp/ ladies and gentleman
>>67108964
Heat fans aren't used to them not getting superstar calls.
>east
>3 2-2 series
>west
>sweep, a laughable GSW vs rockets series, 3-1 okc vs mavs which only won a game because KD had the worst shooting night of his career, and one "competitive" series for who gets to face the broken down memes
east is so much better than the west this year in terms of how fun it is to watch.
>hurrrrrrr why watch the first round its all blow outs, so boring, etc..
>actually competitive east
>huuurrrrrrr why is the east so shit
?
>>67108982
>implying touching the ball first counts
people call fouls all the time despite whats on top. Should have been a lose ball foul that why they call it that.
Can't wait to be done with finals so i can focus more on the playoffs
>>67109007
reporting in
why am i always right while /nba/ is always wrong?
>>67109087
The refs NEVER call fouls on last second shots.
You are fucking stupid if you think they would have called a foul with 2 seconds left.
>>67109087
>implying touching the ball first counts
Why yes, I am implying that. Because it's the rule. Assuming you don't just take a swing at someone, it's not foul if you make contact while coming down at the ball after hitting said ball.
>the East first round is much more competitive than the East second round and conference finals
Let's be real, the BOS-ATL matchup is just playing hard to get swept by Cleveland and the MIA-CHA contest will be swept by the winner of the TOR-IND game.
>why am i always right while /nba/ is always wrong?
>>67109087
were you complaining when ray allen got away with mugging manu ginobili or when bosh clearly fouled danny green both in game 6? no? then shut the fuck up.
wahh wahh, my superteam that won 2 ships in 4 years isnt getting the same superstar treatment without one of the greatest players of all time, we are only a third seed now!
fucking heat """"fans"""" have been so spoiled over the years they will whine about everything
>Cavs are fucking around drunk at Klove's house on snapchat because they have a week long break while other teams are literally dying trying to get to the 2nd round.
>>67109180
Le homosexual assist man
>>67109163
Toronto/Indiana will get bodied in the second round. They're both bad and struggling.
>>67109163
>the MIA-CHA contest will be swept by the winner of the TOR-IND game.
bullshit, it'll go at least to 6 and Miami/Charlotte definitely stand a chance
>>67109180
is this cp3? didnt know he was a fagboi
Will Marcus Smart kill Irving this year and prevent another ship
>>67109229
>ray allen got away with mugging manu ginobili or when bosh clearly fouled danny green both in game 6?
glad others acknowledge this
why are the mavericks/thunder playing game 5 when everyone else is playing game 4?
how does it make sense that some teams have to play more games in a shorter time period than others? The playoffs start at the same time for everyone, so shouldn't every team be able to get the same amount of rest between games? It doesn't make sense, how is this fair?
>is this cp3? didnt know he was a fagboi
>>67109060
>charlotte has had 122 fts to heats 74
lol stats say that lopsided too
>>67109133
thats was a lose ball where deng got fucking mugged.
>>67109155
are you fucking high? its called a loseball foul and it doesnt matter who touched who first. this is not soccer/
>>67109229
>implying bosh was playing good defense
this is different
also bosh didnt make contacted on the buttom only when touching the ball at the end
>>67109369
because it's boring
Why are you guys so mad at canadian clopper? hes actually pretty funny
>>67108751
this, great pop record
i want kobe back desu
>>67109353
honestly, its part of playoff basketball. really rough plays that are ALWAYS called in the regular season are simply not called in the playoffs. sometimes it works out for your team, sometimes it doesnt, but teams like the cryami cheat are so used to superstar treatment between dwyane wade and lebron james (dwyane wade's win in 2006 was just fucking insane), that they cant accept when it happens against them
>it's a Dion Waiters episode
>>67109408
only Canada hates him.
>>67106587
>Coach: Rivers
i'm starting to think that curry's injury is far worse than they are letting on. if it was minor why would his teammates be writing shit like get better chief on instagram and facebook. they know it's bad
>>67109391
>lol stats say that lopsided too
That's because the Heat was fouling the living fuck out of Charlotte. I think the proportion of *wrong* decisions were about equal.
>>67109391
and ray allen clearly mugging ginobili on the drive? what about that? clearly a foul, everyone knows it was a foul, its part of the playoffs
>>67109432
>>67109476
His teammates know that the Clops will annihilate them without Curry memeball.
>>67109391
lmao learn the rules m8.
>also bosh didnt make contacted on the buttom only when touching the ball at the end
see pic
>>67109391
Can you just admit you're a blind homer?
>>67109476
GM already made an announcement which means its bad
>>67108526
Do people actually listen to this?
>>67109476
He is done for pretty much.
>>67109476
literally none of them even really care
varejao was laughing from the bench when he ran to the back
>Heat fans complaining about refball when the meme that is Dwyane Wade's stardom dates back to the biggest case of refball in modern sports history
lelker fans were calling lin trash last year lmfao shows how much they know
>>67109493
lol thats a little bit of it but most of it is every call is going against people for touching lin while he driving. so many tiny calls the bobcats are getting and the heat are not getting the whistle on their end.
>Topher @Cochran790 1m1 minute ago
Josh Richardson 3pt % is 40% at home and 14% on the road
also the heat shooting is going back to mean and they are relying on youngsters.
>>67109007
What up familia?
>>67109563
Varejao snuck into the Houston locker room and switched D-Mo's antiperspirant with regular deodorant because he's still loyal to Da Land.
>>67109570
THE
>>67109476
I'm a warriors fan and I'm afraid you might be right. In fact everyone has written some sentimental post about it except Klay >Lmao
>>67109631
Klay and Curry clearly are not friends off the court.
Curry hangs with the religious guys on the team like Iguodala. You can sense Klay and Curry hate each other.
if you want to see the saltiest man in the world just go to the Thunder game thread
>>67109476
It's closer to 6 weeks, I don't know why the Warriors are openly lying to people
>>67109563
>varejao was laughing from the bench when he ran to the back
LMFAO
also, just to reiterate:
D Wade in game 3 2006 nba finals: 18 FTA
Mavericks in game 3 2006 nba finals: 26 FTA
D Wade in game 5 2006 nba finals: 25 FTA
Mavericks in game 5 2006 nba finals: 25 FTA
D Wade in game 6 2006 nba finals: 21 FTA
mavericks in game 6 2006 nba finals: 23 FTA
I'm sure you weren't complaining about D Wade having almost as many (and in one case, as many) FTs as the entire mavericks team combined.
>>67109721
IF people know when steph curry returns etc. they can plan accordingly, if steph curry could return it adds more mystery to the warriors strategy.
>>67109534
hey what kind of fan would I be if I didnt admit that.
lol everyone on here is a homer. I can never be a sportswriter who is unbiased,
>>67109530
what? bosh is straight up in greens grill.
also officials dont call those fouls in the closing minutes.
>inb4 mine arguing is the same thing
no its not. the one happened today was outside the last two minutes and it was a clearer foul.
>>67109695
actually go to a jazz game.
>me fighting everyone about the heat over a late play
I really did miss this last year
>tfw Curry comes back too soon, fucks his knee up for real, plays like shit all next season and doesn't get the super max he missed out on a few years ago
>>67109564
>biggest case of refball in modern sports history
the Mavs getting refballed in the 2006 Finals is nothing compared to the Kings getting refballed in the 2002 WCF. That Finals series was still winnable if the Mavs played perfectly, the Kings seriously was legitimately rigged to a point that they could have played perfectly and still have no chance of winning.
Your point is true though, Heat fans were gifted a championship with Wade and have no right to complain.
the most cucked tripfag in /sp/ history is salty af right now lmao
>>67109721
they arent. all they reported was after 2 weeks he'd be reevaluated
>>67109762
wade created the contact most of the time.
also good job bring up a series that happened a decade ago.
I hope you arent calling me salty or anything
Hey instead of talking about sports, lets talk about memes
>>67109762
people forget and like to meme now tat lebron is gone from the heat so they act like they love the team now but wade was the original harden.
he did the same drawing foul shit exactly like him
>>67109838
whats your favorite?
Meanwhile as Curry is fighting for his life......
>>67109838
memes you say?
>>67109819
my point is i doubt you complained when bad calls were in favour of the heat. do you still forget ray allen mugging ginobili? that was egregious, he should have had 2 FTs. would SA have won? maybe, maybe not, but its pretty serious
>>67109838
Agree with this
>>67109896
awww cute
Kevin Love finally made friends and doesn't have to photoshop himself in group pictures!
>>67109872
That is tough to pick. There are so many.
>>67109896
who is sitting with kevin love?
>>67109896
that cursor is triggering me tbqfh
>>67109812
which is better than saying 4-6 weeks right? they are doctors, they already know how long this nigga gonna be out, they just saving face
>>67109918
did you read my post. I am not even denying that I am homer as fuck especially with the heat
>>67109775
>>67109838
This
find a poster more loved on /nba/ than me
>>67109838
doompaul is the best thing to ever come from /new/ and /pol/
>>67109896
k love hot af
>>67109007
here
>>67109896
it must be so glorious to sweep 4-0 in the 1st few rounds and just relax and wait as the other teams are struggling with tied series and shit.
>>67109968
yeah, theres really no question. re-evaluated in 2 weeks means best case scenario in 2 weeks they clear him for practice, no contact. hes not even allowed to shoot a jumpshot until then. easily a month before he could actually play a game
People are acting like Curry will for sure be back in two weeks when that's not the case at all. He'll be re-evaluated in 2 weeks, which could mean anything from playing full speed playoff basketball in 14 days to missing the rest of the postseason.
>>67109951
channing frye and richard jefferson
Even Charles Barkley knows Curry will be out longer than 2 weeks
>>67109838
Baneposting is the best
>>67109896
Why are they not at the table? They are way too big for that tiny ass bench there's no way that's comfortable.
>>67110103
for you
>>67108526
hahahah oh wow
>I care for Charles Barkley's opinion
>>67110090
>trusting what barkley says
come on man you cant be that stupid
>>67110042
People were desperate for good news and reading comprehension skills are awful on the internet.
Expect twitter to be flooded with angry and suprised comments when Curry won't even have practiced in 14 days
DRAKE?
>>67110138
>thinking curry will automatically be great after two weeks.
He'll need at least a week or two to adjust to playing again
>Serge Ibaka
>Sir Chewbacca
that goddamn pandora commercial when those autists are crying is the dumbest shit of all time
tbqh warriors are a good team without curry, he's pretty overrated.
he's just the xfactor that puts them above the spurs but that's it.
>>67110138
>trusting a player who has been injured before vs a tripfag on a soutb korean chocolate forum
Hmmmmm the decisions
>>67109896
why does Lebron always have to be with the biggest scrubs in the league?
>>67110194
>>67110229
I did not say that men. I am just saying barkley doesnt freaking know basketball he is just there because he is a great personality.
lol I love how people on /sp/ make jumps. I was here before saying curry should have been playing.
>>67110229
Whats your favorite chocolate?
>>67110249
he doesn't care about players being good, he just surrounds himself with people who chuck 3s
>>67110219
youre an idiot. i fucking hate curry and i want them to lose so bad, but this is simply wrong. the GSW without Curry are a good team. with curry, they are an all time great team. Think Bulls without Jordan vs when he came back and they got 72. Curry is so fucking good, he can fire the ball up from anywhere on the court and you think it's going in, and he's at the very least a respectable defender.
>>67110229
Barkley's a fucking moron. I mean, he's probably right about this, but he's still a fucking moron. Listening to Inside the NBA for basketball analysis is like watching Top Gear for car knowledge.
just because hes gonna be re-evaluated in 2 weeks, that doesnt mean he cant/wont feel fine before that time, maybe practice a little to stay in shape
you guys are dumb af
Reese cups>Twix>Brazilian chocolate
>I eat twix
>>67110268
least curry isnt going to literally die within the next yr like ur man CB
ahahahahahahahaha
>just because hes gonna be re-evaluated in 2 weeks, that doesnt mean he cant/wont feel fine before that time, maybe practice a little to stay in shape
>you guys are dumb af
>>67110352
Muh nigga
>>67110249
Salary cap. Curry is making like half what LeBron is this year. I've never been in the position so I can't really speak on it, but I've always wondered why superstars don't just take the vet minimum so they can have an elite team and win a championship? Is that the kind of bad sportsmanship that the league would prevent a la Chris Paul to the Lakers, or is it a pride thing? Because I'm pretty sure that winning a championship in Cleveland is worth more to LeBron than the 20 million they're set to pay him, especially if it means spending a couple more years with more endorsement buzz than Curry/Durant/Davis/Harden.
>>67110331
You are
>>67110277
Hmmm mint chocolate
>>67110331
being reevaluated after 2 weeks means that there is no chance in hell he'll be ready before those 2 weeks. if there was a chance for him to recover before that they'd set the reevaluation date earlier.
>>67110354
GOAT TIER
1. Twix
POWER GAP
2. Snickers
3. Hershey's milk chocolate
4. Reese cups
5. Aero
>>67110391
>but I've always wondered why superstars don't just take the vet minimum so they can have an elite team and win a championship?
If the biggest stars take paycuts then the smaller more irrelevant players which are very important for the league will be getting paid even less. Think of a player like Dellavedova or Lin, there contract is like 2 mil. if LBJ takes a paycut then those guys pay will also drop.
>>67110331
It means he can't move or do jack shit for two weeks. How fucking dumb are you
>>67110423
>that pick
>no milky way
>no three muskateers
>I rate twix
>>67110391
Why should lebron care about winning one for da land when he has half a billion dollars and over 1 billion guaranteed in fucking sponsorship deals. Not like it'll help him make money. Who you think he is? Tim Duncan? Nigga just wants money
>I don't rate Twix
>>67110391
It's money. Stars are already underpaid due to the max contract. Would you turn down $100m+ over your life for a better chance of winning? Especially given the risk of injuries and shit that may shorten your career.
i love nowitzki so much
>>67110655
Must not love him enough cause he is losing
>I care about the lives of NBA players on whether they go for money or not
>>67110391
Lebron himself said that he's back to taking max contracts because he fucked over his fellow players when he took a lower contract from the Heat. When the stars lowball themselves then lesser players have 0 leverage and the union doesn't like that.
>>67110790
I think LeBron has ambitions to own an NBA team in the future and realises he'll need a shitload of money to do that.
Like a yeti eating frozen spaghetti
>>67110790
it's always been backwards to expect star players to take less for a ring, sports franchises chew you up and spit you out the moment you are no longer useful to them. Players should try to make as much as they can while they can.
>Heat
>Mavshits
JUST
do people really like basketball or do they just go to the games so they can dance to black music on the jumbo-tron?
>>67110790
>someone will pay Lebron $125 million for 5 years
> Heat tied 2-2 with a Hornets team MISSING Batum
So much for that epic conference finals showdown between the Heat and the Cavs huh spee?
Why are the Mavs chimping out just because they are losing
>Gabrielle UnionVerified account
@itsgabrielleu Gabrielle Union Retweeted Jason Lieser
Can wives get fined? Asking for a friend...
>>67109872
John Wall's, of course
What is the status of John Wall btw?
Lol Justin Anderson will be suspended start of next season. Fucking sperg
>>67111005
dont worry everyone was predicting 6 games. We are still here. its not our fault the refing have been uneven
>>67111036
I would destroy her
>>67110867
His nba salary won't really affect that. Him winning more rings would by growing his legacy and the prestige of his brand. He still shouldn't take less money on principle though
Clippers @ Portland Playoffs Round 1 Game 4
>>>>>>>>67110995
>>>>>>>>67110995
in the last minute Anderson managed to hit Durant in the face and elbow drop Westbrook without getting ejected
>>67111037
SHOOK
Spo is the best young coach in the league and you are a retard if you think otherwise
>>67111065
based Venezuala Hornets poster. I love this guy. he just posts that smug pepe and leaves. a true memer who knows the craft. doesnt get caught up in the ego faggotry of /nba/
>I let my wife fuck male strippers and use my money to help him buy gyms so he can fuck my wife in
>blazers play e-40 during intros
top fucking lel
>>67111203
How old is she?
Love these cheeky older white blondes.
>>67111203
i thought duncan was divorced
>>67111203
Heard she's a cunt too and brainwashed her kids into believing Duncan cheated on her
>A Grade1 knee sprain means there’s slight damage; the ligaments are stretched but not torn, and the knee still has stability. If you’re going to sprain a knee, this is the mildest way to do it.
>But the most important part of Monday’s announcement was this: “He will be re-evaluated in two weeks.”
>Sorry, but in no way does that suggest he’ll be ready to play in two weeks, no matter how mild the sprain.
>That two-week evaluation will assess what he’s been able to accomplish between now and then. Are these two weeks going to be productive? Has the swelling gone down enough for him to begin rehabbing the injury? Can he tolerate weight-bearing activity? Change directions? Start and stop?
>Can he be Steph Curry?
HAHAHHAHA MJ and KOBES TRAINER JUST BTFO CURRYFAGS
>NO WAY HE WILL BE READY TO PLAY IN 2 WEEKS
>>67111203
>white women
>american white women
>loyal
pick 1 and only 1
TRADE WHEN
>>67111203
She kind of looks like Skyler from Breaking Bad
>blake got blocked
>mfw
>Non Spurs fans that a cùcks cùck like they're playing checkers
>Us Spurs fans cùck like we're playing 3D cheas
>>67111037
KEK
>>67111091
He'll make $100m+ extra. Remember he's going to be getting paid like $32m next year with the TV deal exploding - and then you have 4.5% raises every year for the duration of the contract.
That's $32 + $33.4 + $34.9 + $36.5m + $38.1m = $175m
That's versus something like $10-20m on a veteran minimum contract.
who would be a better match up for the warriors?
>>67111203
Why the hell would you cheat on Duncan for an ugly manlet? Timmy has held down the team for almost 20 years now, why would she do that to him?
Keep in mind, there’s also the ankle issue. Remember, before Sunday’s knee injury, Curry missed the preceding game with an ankle sprain. I know everyone is looking at the replay of the knee sprain and saying, “It was just one of those things.” But in this case, if you really look at how he tweaked the ankle, you’ll understand that it wasn’t “just a slip.” Without a doubt, that weakened ankle contributed to the knee sprain; when he slipped on the court, the ankle instability couldn’t help protect the knee. The entire body is a chain: one rusty link puts extra stress on the other links and weakens the entire chain.
Curry was wearing an ankle brace when the knee injury occurred, and it’s a reasonable bet that the brace jeopardized the knee. Why? Because while the ankle is immobilized, what's the next point of vulnerability? The knee. The stress moves right up the chain.
FIRE STEVE KERR FOR RUSHING STEPH BACK
>>67111065
i told you the hornets were home babbies
>>67111420
(Admittedly, you have to factor in tax, but it's still a fucking huge amount of money)
Clips already choking i see
>>67111493
i told you lmao clippers getting btfo lmao blowing another series lmao lmao they wont even get the chance to face the warriors
>>67111447
because she's a woman and knows if she divorces him, she'll get half his stuff and alimony.
>>67111447
duncan is a nerd and she was clearly with him for the money
>>67111536
JUST
>>67111447
I don't think she loved him desu sad for old man river walk because he seems like a bro and a good dad
>/nba/ put all of its eggs into the Clippers eliminating a weakened Warrior team in the next round
>Turns out the Clippers are gonna get eliminated in the first round and the shitty Blazers are just gonna go get swept by the weakened Warriors
/nba/ was wrong again
>>67111536
it's why getting married is always a bad idea unless you know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the other person doesn't have a selfish streak
I hate the clippers so much
>>67111584
But Blazers beat a healthy Warriors team
>>67111584
>it's a faggot makes a projection 5 minutes into a game episode
Fuck off
>>67111584
Blazers would rape the Warriors as is right now
>We Are The Champions
>nobody in the commercial is a champion
>Blazers would rape the Warriors as is right now
>be Mark Cuban
>be dumb enough to say Westbrook isn't a superstar but only an all star before the most crucial game for your team this year
>Westbrook drops 36/12/9/1 on your ass even when you have your house boy dropping an elbow on him
Eat shit you prick. Westgod wins again.
>>67111584
did someone forget that the blazers beat the warriors
>>67111686
>unironically supporting meme teams
>>67111718
comparing a fluke-ass game to the playoffs
>Blazers would rape the Warriors as is right now
>>67111715
>Cuban, Mark
>>67111675
STOP DISRESPECTING CAM
COME TO CHARLOTTE AND SAY THAT SHIT TO MY MOTHERFUCKING FACE
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
SAY THAT SHIT IN CAROLINA NOT IN THE SAFETY OF YOUR FAGGOT HOME
I SWEAR TO GOD FUCK
>>67111715
Cuban gets shit on almost as much as the german dissertation man lmao
dont got my other westbrook pictures on this device.
>>67111718
detroit beat the cavs three times
>>67111718
Well, they ARE the realest niggas in the NBA.
>>67111754
>supporting the clippers from Canada
>>67106365
I'm not well versed in playing time strategies so forgive me if this is a shitty question.
Why don't the Celtics play Amir Johnson more? He starts, but doesn't stay in long and then only play random small chunks of minutes throughout the game. The guy is a beast on defense and has proven that against the Hawks he can get open and score pretty easily. Yet it seems he barely plays. Does he have bad conditioning? Even fat fuck Sullinger seems to stay in the game for longer increments and Sullinger is useless. Johnson is by far our best center and clearly deserves more playing time. I just don't get it.
I really hope Jerebko starts getting even more minutes as well. Honestly as far as bigs go Sullinger is by far the most useless piece of shit on the team yet he still gets playing time. Johnson and Jerebko should get the majority of minutes while Olynyk should get Sully's mins.
>>67111193
I love you too, senpai
>>67111493
Yep, it got proven tonight. I still have big hopes for game 5 though, if they manage to pull a win somehow, then >we have a big chance to win this series if they don't shit the bed on game 6.
tbqh Kerr/Warriors should just shutdown Curry for the playoffs and start again next season. No reason at all to risk shit.
>>67111740
>blazers aren't a meme team
pic related in /nba/s biggest blazer fan meme team with meme fans
What's wrong with JJ Reddit? He looks visibly hobbled this game and his numbers are kind of shit this series.
Did he get injured?
>supporting a team owned by a 9/11 conspiracy theorist
>masv "fans"
>>67111837
He looks british lmao
>>67111833
Its the playoff
>Dirk Nowitzki has announced his retirement during his postgame press conference.
I-it's over bros...
>>67111851
foot injury. Will persist throughout the playoffs
>>67111869
If they force it now, they'll create another Dwyane Wade situation with his knee and/or ankle
>>67111837
All i'm imagining is this pasty ass white boi posting that real nigga blazer copypasta
>>67111927
True
>>67111899
This guy needs to pluck his eyebrows
>>67111434
'96 Bulls
>>67111678
>>67111678
>>67111678
>>67111678
CLIPPERS @ BLAZERS GAMETHREAD
get in here and watch with me /sp/ros
>>67111907
oh shit
CJ Muhcollum = GOAT?
>>67111678
>>67111678
>>67111678
stream here:
>>67111448
I don't want to see any shit after they lose
RIP Dirk
>>67111977
do u got more of this girl
>>67111869
But its just one year. Look how young Curry/Klay/Green are. These niggas got years to dominate the NBA. If I was them, I'd concede this year.
>>67112015
dumped here after i found myself a thiccer natural blond
>>67111979
>0 assists
I thought CP3 was a good passer?
i hate thick girls they limit my sex positions due to my small dick
gimme a nice skinny girl i can be versatile with
>>67111899
did emory lose his job yet
>Dirk retires
>no one gives a shit
Show some fucking respect
>>67112090
Nice bait
>>67112090
dirk retired?
>>67112094
You smelled his name wrong retard how you gonna do that tryin fake take this l
>>67112045
Bad move. This filipina or latina or whatever she is is a lot more interesting looking than some boring blonde white chick.
>>67112178
>smelled his name
>>67112178
>you smelled his name
>>67112205
I want this to be our hot new meme, but I know in my heart it won't be.
>>67112185
All about cultural perspective breh. Thinking I might want some of my kids having blonde hair. She could be wifey material.
yall saw stephs mri? its over
>you smelled his name
Still can't believe the Jazz passed off Kanter. And they didn't give him minutes in the playoffs.
redheads>brunettes>blondes>>>>>>>>>>whacky unnatural colors
I feel bad for Steph Curry, poor guy cried last night after his injury, Go Raptors 905
>>67112178
>smelled his name wrong
Surely now there's no debate that Dirk is #2 PF of all time right?
>>67112408
not even top 2 in his own generation
>>67112408
>Karl Malone
>Tim Duncan
>Charles Barkley
>Kevin Garnett
List him as a C.
do we really have to wait a whole week for round 2 to start
>>67112408
Dirk never was good on defense and was an awful rebounder for a 7 footer. Top 3 offensive PF of all time, sure
Is Rodman better than Dirk as a PF? Polar opposites in their roles but how would you rank them based on how well they helped their team?
I'd say Rodman was way more crucial to the Bulls than Dirk to the Mavs.
>>67112538
> Top 3 offensive PF of all time, sure
kek he's the best offensive PF. The only one arguable is Barkley.
>>67112408
Duncan, Malone, Garnett, Barkley are all better.
I'd give him #5 over McHale
>>67112530
Let them rest cuz
>>67112639
What about Rodman?
>>67112626
rodman and it's not even close
>>67112626
rodman has 5 titles
end of discussion
>>67112657
>>67112658
>>67112789
But you could say Dirk is the Mavs while Rodman is a roleplayer to Pippen and Jordan, but still part of the big three.
Dead gamethread for the only playoff game on right now? What happened to this shithole. Overrun by boring redditors
>>67112822
Not sure why these guys are even mentioning Bulls Rodman when he was well past his best at that point. Pistons Ridman on the other hand was based as fuck.
Bulls Rodman was comparable to 1st 3PEAT Grant.
just a reminder the GOAT of all time is playing on the greatest team he's ever had in the playoffs
cavs sweep spurs in the final
>>67112827
No one cares about that shitty series desu.
anyone got the comfy pic of the olympic team on the plane sleeping?
>KD and Westbrook just talking shit the whole time when the Spurs are about to nut in them
https://twitter.com/PabloGRadio/status/724807807619444738
Why do people give durant such a pass? I mean I like this news conference but man if it was other people they would be killing them
1080P hd stream here buds
http://ducking.xyz/quack/
>>67113360
Villanueva kept trying to instigate all series, trying to goad Westbrook into a confrontation and elbowing Serge Ibaka, it's not like they're picking on some guy who was just minding his own business like Harris.
and truthfully Charlie V is shit and probably won't be in the league next year
![avery-bradley-9b98456ef825b7e0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ToKj0wf.jpg "avery-bradley-9b98456ef825b7e0[1]")
>mfw the Celtics beat the Hawks without their second best player
>>67113442
also there was this from the regular season
why the fuck are the clippers on lol, when do the Lakers play?
>>67113469
The series should already be over. Hawks have been the better team all 4 games.
>>67113504
>tf
>tt
>>67113442
but I mean all of durant. Its one example.
Like durant always leads the league in techs. He is bitching a lot.
but no one ever talks shit to him
is texas pete good on eggs and sausage?
>>67113529
>Texas shit hot sauce
>not Sriracha
>>67113544
teenager deytected
texas pete is from b4 ur time
>>67113527
Durant, Curry and LeBald do no wrong because they represent the league and bring in alot of money for the NBA.
>>67113544
sriracha is a meme sauce
>tfw Spurs-Thunder again
Fuck yes, it's always so satisfying watching the Thunder get cucked by San Antonio.
>Texas Pete
>It was invented in North Carolina
>>67113561
>>67113568
Texas Pete is literally shit tier. Pic related, a good hot sauce. Also Sriracha is infinitely better.
>>67113569
the series is 1-1 when both teams are at full strength bruh
>>67113569
Reminder that the Thunder can't beat the Spurs without James Memeden
Guys, LeBron is unironically gonna get one for Da Land. I thought you said this was impossible. I trusted you stupid fucks.
Sriracha is gross, way too sweet. If I wanted something sweet I'd eat a candy bar.
>>67113602
Reminder the Spurs have yet to beat a fully healthy Thunder team
Anyone here have season passes? How much them shits cost you? Is it worth it to become a poorfag if I can see my team play 41 times a year?
>>67113617
Except they did in 2014. Ibaka came back and they beat them anyway. That was when we saw the full power of Boris Diaw.
>>67113655
He was playing on one leg you tard, and they still almost took them to seven
>>67113689
>>67113678
>>67113660
>>67113643
>>67113638
>>67113611
What does he want?
>>67113673
No, fucktard, he came back and the Thunder won the next two games by 20. Then Pop cracked the code and the Spurs won the next two, and the series.
>Just signed 31 year old 74 overall D.Rose on 2k
>still has like 36 badges and a ton of gold
Has there ever been a more JUST player? Wasn't he a 91 in 2k12 or 13?
>>67113655
and by the time Ibaka came back it was already 0-2
Brooks lost confidence in Sefolosha way too quickly, I think he forgot how vital he was in beating the Spurs the first time
>>67113760
>sports
>>67113765
Looks fun as fuck
> cp3 ded
WEW
>>67113731
And now Sefalosha's with the Hawks. Who's going to step up this time?
>chris paul hurt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CP3 BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
spurs clips WCF my fucking ass
where's that clippers Canadian faggot
I want to taste your tears
clippers are really gonna blow another series aren't they
honestly I think cp3 will demand a trade if they get eliminated in the first round this year
lakers will get him and begin a new dynasty
>>67113875
FUCK YOU!!!
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
FUCK ALL OF YOU
CHRIS PAUL DEAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67113870
His name is Enes Kanter
>>67113877
>yfw Silver vetos the trade
>>67113870
Sefolosha barely played last series which was my point, he got off to a bad start shooting the ball when Ibaka was out and they benched him.
he could have been a difference maker in game 6 but Scotty made decisions that weren't always logical
Wrist injury? That's nothing, you don't use your wrist in basketball.
>>67113892
>gloat all year about a fluke playoff series win
>le clips are gonna beat le Spurs in the playoffs again xD
>choke paul chokes again
lick my nuts faggot
>tfw prepping this OC
>tfw it came right on time
>cp3 headed to the locker room
>CJ jam
i want to believe blazers
>>67113936
THANK YOU BASED HINKIE
Welp, spurs win i guess
>>67113918
free throws, blocks, etc
clippers literally helping the warriors win at this point
>Blazers are gonna make it to the WCF and face off against LMA
Lmao
>>67113936
Hinkie?? is that you??
>>67113936
>that black space at the end
let's try that again
>>67113943
i already said it. Portland in 7.
>>67106587
Full strength Warriors still beat that team desu. They beat everyone. It's why it sucks that Steph got injured cause everyone already knew they didn't have a chance.
>>67113936
Hinkie you need to get a job man, stop fucking around on here, you gotta interview for the Lakers job or what? Mitch aint gonna be here forever
yawn....the stale memes are getting spouted again
>>67113992
>It's why it sucks that Steph got injured
Nope, it's awesome
Damn Wearyers caught a break. This stupid-ass first round just went to 7. >mfw Cuckets need to contribute to buy Cry Paul's wrist some healing time.
>>67113976
>misses out on top pick after tanking all season
>"let's try that again"
repeat 3x until Silver intervenes
hahaahha based Hinkie
>>67114023
thats not the real self hating canadian, his filenames are different than that
>Steph injured
>CP3 injured
>Blake rusty
>OKC playing well
It would be fucking hilarious if Portland went further in the playoffs than San Antonio. I don't give a fuck about either team but the anti-LMA memes would be hilarious.
>>67114009
>it's that one guy who hates fresh memes
try watching basketball, you'll get the humor behind them if you do
>>67114063
it's Harry with a new gimmick
>>67114061
That would be weird as fuck
>>67113936
>>67113976
based as fuck Hinkie
did you guys know Cuban supported Hinkie's resignation letter...pretty interesting stuff, I think Cuban is Pennsylvania raised
>>67114061
OKC isn't playing that well durbeta is shooting like 35% in the series
imagine when he has kawhi guarding him
>>67114095
>kawhi is averaging 28 points against the thunder
lmao
The West playoffs sure suck this year. Thank god for the East. The quality might not be that great but its entertaining.
>>67114061
OKC isn't playing as well as you think
>>67114095
As things stand wouldn't it be better to put Kawaii on Westbrook? He's their engine at this point.
>>67114101
Thunder don't have good defense
>>67114076
yawn.... I was one of the main harry exposers
guys im not trying to brag here but im pretty handsome
Where's my Aussie familia who put all that money on Dame/CJ/Blazers win?
HE MUST BE NERVOUS RIGHT NOW LADS
>>67114127
Post pics you fucking faggot
Lmao good game Clippers
>>67114095
everybody else is playing well which might be more important
Ibaka was getting shit on all season with people saying he was regressing, but he looked like an All-Star against the Mavs.
>Third metacarpal fracture on right hand for Chris Paul. Won't return.
60 points in the 4th? Lmao CP3less and Blazers would both get eaten up by the stephless warriors
>>67114087
>Lopez and Matthews already done for the season while Dame is still fighting
shaking my head to be honest family, should have stayed in Portland
Meanwhile in Canada
>>67114157
Kek clips done for
>FAKE INJURY LAST GAME
>FRACTURE HAND THIS GAME
KARMA BITCH
OH MY GOD HE BROKE HIS HAND
CLIPPERS ARE DONE
>>67114158
Have to remember it is the Mavericks, though.
how can you be a fucking basketball fan and throw the ball so bad, it's only half court it's not THAT hard
BROKEN HAND
KEK
KARMA MOTHERFUCKER
>>67114158
true but it's hard to imagine OKC beating spurs if durant is shitting it up
>Austin Rivers ded
>tfw it's happening
>Uncomplicated fractures heal in 6 to 12 weeks. Any complication will delay recovery and result in loss of function.
http://www.mdguidelines.com/fracture-metacarpal-bones
CP3 is ded.
>>67114208
playing that well while having to defend Dirk still makes it impressive
but with Waiters those two good games were probably just a fluke
>broken hand
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my fucking sides
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THE CLIPPERS CANADIAN FAGGOT
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
NEVER GETTING OUT OF THE SECOND ROUND AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
APEX OF HIS CAREER IS BEATING THE SPURS IN THE FIRST (1ST) ROUND
SUCK MY DICK FAGGOT
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wanted to see the Clips lose to a Curry-less Warriors...
It's a shame, they might not blow it up now. I don't know if I can take another 55 win season with Blake, CP3 and Jordan.
>broken hand
It's happening m8 >>67114061
>>67114241
>tfw timmy is getting his 6th ring
The divine intervention that god is pulling right now so lelbron can win one for da land
hes literally killing everyone
>>67114087
This is one of the best starting 5 units in the past few years. The bench was so trash though.
>>67114157
Bone is the only body part that heals back to 100%. Unfortunately, it also heals the slowest. No more jumpshots until it does for CP3. He could be pumped with anesthetics and steroids for a possible G6 comeback, and contribute exclusively with layups, but that's never a good look.
>curry ded
>paul ded
ITS HAPPENING FAGGOTS
DAMIAN "WET ASS JUMPER" LILLARD IS GOING TO MAKE THE LEAGUE HIS BITCH
WHO /DROPPIN DIMES/ HERE?!??!
>>67114284
Klay is next. Confirmed fractured shoulder
Then Durant, broken foot again
I'm so fucking done.
>>67114284
>thinking they can beat the Spurs
Kek
>>67114318
No he can't. Metacarpal fractures need to be immobilized to heal
Blake Griffin looked frustrated and rubbed his quadriceps while on the bench. He’s gone back to the locker room as well.
Blake Griffin looked frustrated and rubbed his quadriceps while on the bench. He’s gone back to the locker room as well.
Blake Griffin looked frustrated and rubbed his quadriceps while on the bench. He’s gone back to the locker room as well.
>>67114337
HAHAHAHAHAH sorry clopper
Bitxh im from tha land
Till i die
I am sad for Chris, put the blame on these clippers fans who celebrated Curry's injuries
>>67114312
If only they knew CJ would be 6MOTY tier the next year
>warriors without curry are going to move to WCF, curry will almost be back by then
fucking christ
>>67114212
American culture where a huge number of the fans of a sport have not played it in 10+ years (if ever)
I'm watching...
>>67114312
once Carroll left, Atlanta hasn't been the same.
Who else in the Clippers is going to get injured tonight?
>>67114095
>isn't playing well
>Ibaka 70% shooting
>Westbrook on full Godmode
>Kanter getting double doubles
>Dion doing well for himself
>Adams is even scoring well
>KD is currently second in PPG this playoff with 24.3 behind Paul George's 26.3 and Kawhi is 21.5
>>67114337
>LOL BEAT THE SPURS IN THE FIRST ROUND XD
>LOL REMATCH IN THE WCD XD
>LOL CP3 IS THE GOAT
>LOL BITCH PUSSY CP3 FEDORA PICTURES TALKING MAD SHIT ABOUT THE SPURS
REPLY TO MY POSTS FAGGOT AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>67114364
Rockets confirmed killing klay and green
>>67114352
hahahahhahahahahhahahahah hthed fuckin clippers are dead!!! dead!
>>67114334
If Durant goes down I really WILL believe there's some voodoo bullshit going on.
>clippers
>>67114284
God hates Cleveland though. Don't confuse setting them up for a big fall with setting them up for a win.
>>67114350
The obvious tradeoff of a comeback is the athlete plays hurt. It's a decision a player can make depending on how much he wants to. Athletes have done this in the past.
Who makes it to /WCF/ spee?
Curryless Warriors
CP3less Cloppers
Dame and his posse of hard ass niggas
Sacrifices had to be made. This isn't a sign from God, this is the illuminati influence.
>>67114402
LeBron IS God m8
CP3 out for minimum 2-4 weeks
Meanwhile the Cavs are chillin. If they have a healthy team, they sweep the Spuredditors in 7
>>67114402
>tfw LeBron once again has his dreams destroyed by the Spurs
>>67114402
Hey whatsup, never reply to me again, don't want gingivitis
>>67114312
seriously people forget that before Matthews went down they were on pace to get the 2nd seed in the west.
>>67114406
But on a hand is different. He wouldn't be able to shoot like normal. It will screw him
>>67114416
Warriors
>>67114416
somebody please post the damian lillard is the realest nigga in the league copypasta
>Blake Griffin's left quad is sore and he's questionable to return.
>>67114444
DAMN NIGEL BTFO QUAD QUADS CONFIRM
>Paul ded
Fatty4lyfe an hero when???????
>>67114406
you're not understanding me. the hand is FUBAR without immobilization. It isn't a pain thing like Aldridge's thumb last year. There is mechanical instability that won't let the hand function
>>67114245
Oh shit. This could be career ending then?
>>67114434
paul pierce doesnt count, he was nearly stabbed to death and played every game the following season
it pisses me off how the warriors are so lucky.
curry out for two weeks? oh. no worries. clippers just got fucked. warriors without curry can beat the rockets, blazers, or clippers (without paul). curry gets all this time to rest/heal up and his team isn't penalized at all.
fuck that.
>>67114439
>mfw LeBron and the Cavs get swept by the Spurs again
>>67114448
That's why i said layups where he doesn't have to flex as much. Jumpshots are completely ruled out.
>>67114424
Do not worship false Gods bruh
BLAZERS IN 6 MOTHERFUCKERS
I CALLED IT
ITS HAPPENING
CONFIRMED NBA CHAMPS 2016 TB H FAMILIA
>>67114480
nah he's just gonna be in a cast for a while
Seasons over
>>67114480
Meme magic slipped to CP3
We were too arrogant
We angered the kek god celebrsting currys injury
Kek god isn't done
>>67114454
THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!
YOU GOT DAMIAN “HOLD ON AFTER I HIT THIS JUMPER I’M GONNA DROP THE HOTTEST MIXTAPE OF 2016" LILLARD
CJ “YO HOL UP LET ME CROSS YO ASS OVER AND DRAIN THIS 3 HAHAHA MOST IMPROVED PLAYER GUARANTEED MOTHERFUCKA” MCCOLLUM
NOAH “HORNETS GONNA TRADE A NIGGA AFTER ONLY 1 YEAR FUCK THAT SHIT ENJOY BATUMS BITCH ASS LOL” VONLEH
GERALD “HOT DAMN WASTED 7 YEARS OF MY CAREER WITH FUCKING CHARLOTTE TIME TO GET REAL NIGGA” HENDERSON
AL-FAROUQ “MY NAME LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO THE CHIEF HAS ARRIVED BITCH NIGGA” AMINU
ED “RATHER PLAY WITH THIS TRAINWRECK THAN WITH KOBE” DAVIS
MO “MAGIC JUST GONNA GIVE A NIGGA AWAY LIKE THAT TIME TO GET BUCKETS” HARKLESS
MASON “I BLOCKED LEBRON JAMES ONCE NOW CHECK OUT MY RAP VIDEO” PLUMLEE
MEYERS “7 FOOT TALL JUSTIN BEIBER” LEONARD
HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBA
HERE'S SOME DIALOGUE FROM TONIGHTS GAME:
PAUL GUARDING LILLARD
LILLARD: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
Paul: Please Damian I'll suck your dick please don't do it I obey
LILLARD: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
LILLARD: IM BOUTTA SHIT ON A NIGGA
DAMIAN LILLARD WET ASS JUMPER OVER CHRIS PAUL
LILLARD: DAMN. Just shit on a nigga. Another fucking day in Portland.
>>67114454
THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!
YOU GOT DAMIAN “HOLD ON AFTER I HIT THIS JUMPER I’M GONNA DROP THE HOTTEST MIXTAPE OF 2016" LILLARD
CJ “YO HOL UP LET ME CROSS YO ASS OVER AND DRAIN THIS 3 HAHAHA MOST IMPROVED PLAYER GUARANTEED MOTHERFUCKA” MCCOLLUM
NOAH “HORNETS GONNA TRADE A NIGGA AFTER ONLY 1 YEAR FUCK THAT SHIT ENJOY BATUMS BITCH ASS LOL” VONLEH
GERALD “HOT DAMN WASTED 7 YEARS OF MY CAREER WITH FUCKING CHARLOTTE TIME TO GET REAL NIGGA” HENDERSON
AL-FAROUQ “MY NAME LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO THE CHIEF HAS ARRIVED BITCH NIGGA” AMINU
ED “RATHER PLAY WITH THIS TRAINWRECK THAN WITH KOBE” DAVIS
MO “MAGIC JUST GONNA GIVE A NIGGA AWAY LIKE THAT TIME TO GET BUCKETS” HARKLESS
MASON “I BLOCKED LEBRON JAMES ONCE NOW CHECK OUT MY RAP VIDEO” PLUMLEE
MEYERS “7 FOOT TALL JUSTIN BEIBER” LEONARD
HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBA
HERE'S SOME DIALOGUE FROM TONIGHTS GAME:
CHRIS PAUL GUARDING LILLARD
LILLARD: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
Paul: Please Damian I'll suck your dick please don't do it I obey
LILLARD: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
LILLARD: IM BOUTTA SHIT ON A NIGGA
DAMIAN LILLARD WET ASS JUMPER OVER CHRIS PAUL
LILLARD: DAMN. Just shit on a nigga. Another fucking day in Portland.
>>67114454
THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS ARE SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT!
YOU GOT DAMIAN “HOLD ON AFTER I HIT THIS JUMPER I’M GONNA DROP THE HOTTEST MIXTAPE OF 2016" LILLARD
CJ “YO HOL UP LET ME CROSS YO ASS OVER AND DRAIN THIS 3 HAHAHA MOST IMPROVED PLAYER GUARANTEED MOTHERFUCKA” MCCOLLUM
NOAH “HORNETS GONNA TRADE A NIGGA AFTER ONLY 1 YEAR FUCK THAT SHIT ENJOY BATUMS BITCH ASS LOL” VONLEH
GERALD “HOT DAMN WASTED 7 YEARS OF MY CAREER WITH FUCKING CHARLOTTE TIME TO GET REAL NIGGA” HENDERSON
AL-FAROUQ “MY NAME LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO THE CHIEF HAS ARRIVED BITCH NIGGA” AMINU
ED “RATHER PLAY WITH THIS TRAINWRECK THAN WITH KOBE” DAVIS
MO “MAGIC JUST GONNA GIVE A NIGGA AWAY LIKE THAT TIME TO GET BUCKETS” HARKLESS
MASON “I BLOCKED LEBRON JAMES ONCE NOW CHECK OUT MY RAP VIDEO” PLUMLEE
MEYERS “7 FOOT TALL JUSTIN BEIBER” LEONARD
HOLY FUCK THESE ARE THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBA
HERE'S SOME DIALOGUE FROM TONIGHTS GAME:
PAUL GUARDING LILLARD
LILLARD: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
Paul: Please Damian I'll suck your dick please don't do it I obey
LILLARD: DON'T MAKE ME SHIT ON A NIGGA
LILLARD: IM BOUTTA SHIT ON A NIGGA
DAMIAN LILLARD WET ASS JUMPER OVER CHRIS PAUL
LILLARD: DAMN. Just shit on a nigga. Another fucking day in Portland.
GUYS COME ON
WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT CANADIAN CLOPPER FAN
PUT SOME RESPECK ON IT
>>67114480
If there is complications, it is possible. He most likely will be out for the season and be put in a cast
>>67114439
2007: Cucked by Spurs
2013: One shot away from being cucked by Spurs
2014: Cucked by Spurs
2015: Cucked by former Spur (Kerr)
Does LeBron hate San Antonio by this point?
>>67114511
>>67114516
YOU FOOLS DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS BEEN DONE?
WARRIORS ARE NOW GOING TO FUCKING COAST TO THE WCF WHEN BY THAT TIME CURRY WILL BE 100%
Is Chris Paul the Ibrahimovic of the NBA?
> Supremely talented
> performs incredibly well in the league/regular season
> His team always goes out at the Quarter Finals/2nd Round of the Playoffs
> They are both cunts
>>67114529
No way
>>67114529
>this damage control
would be terribly irresponsible
Reply to my posts faggot
Stay BTFO
>>67114439
B-but muh land
>>67114551
No he won't. Curry won't be 100% until the playoffs are over.
I'm retiring from watching basketball
Anyone who falseflags is not me, and should not be listened to
"Bye Bye" as the great Kyrie Iriving said
-Canadian Cloppers Fan
are...are we going to get to rely on Dame to take down the memeiors before steph comes back?
this sounds amazing. its like it was all drawn up. they have a chance before steph's knee heals, and /nba/s team lead by /nba/s player can take them down. its like god wrote this script
>>67114559
Pretty much. Though Ibra chokes a lot more.
Oh look, it's /nba/ pretending to know more about injuries than a sports doctor again.
>>67114559
>talented
that's such a shit word, it removes any merits from the player about being skilled.
>>67114592
>Droppin dimes
your memes have turned against you
>>67114551
>he doesn't believe in the Blazers
meme magic is real. Damian and CJ can take the Warriors in a 7 game series
>>67114592
>internet explorer
>>67114529
>not considering age
>not considering healing
>rushing back and damaging your hand
>>67114592
AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHA
REPLY TO MY POSTS
>WE BEAT THE SPURS XDDDD
>CP3 DA GOD XDDDD
lmao
So you think Sportscenter will have on specialized doctors and chiropractors on to talk about CP3's injuries like they did for Curry?
>These fail gayzer band wagon faggots thinking you can beat the Warriors even without Curry
Top fucking kek. You're home babbies and you know it
>>67114631
God, Windhorst is such a fat fuck. He keeps getting fatter, too. He's gotten a lot wider and jowlier in the last few years.
>>67114592
internet explorer
Clips should just lie down and tank at this point to save Blazers energy for the semis against the Gs. It's like the west isn't solid in wanting to cuck the memeriors
Even if he plays hurt for game 6 Chris Paul is useless without his jumper. Seriously if he can't shoot he's just a manlet version of Ricky Rubio.
AHAHAHAHHAHA CURRY OUT
>le best team ever!!!
literally no one will remember this team 10 years from now since they won't win
hahahahahhahahah
wurriors fags btfo
ahahahahhahahahahha
RBL running shit for years to come
>>67114649
I think he's secretly trying to become Jonah Hill
new thread?
>>67114551
Lillard would beat Curry str8 up.
>>67114638
Nah Stephen Jackson is good enough
>Fred Katz
@FredKatz
Fracturing your hand is a fluke injury, but this makes for 5 out of 5 postseasons as a Clipper that Chris Paul has been hurt at some point.
>>67114674
do it now
>>67111168
Brad Stevens is already better than him nigga
>>67114649
it's weird how he has a job considering he's supposed to be the lebron guy but he doesn't even have inside sources with lebron's friends
like he didn't even call the return to cleveland couple years back
>>67114674
too lazy
>>67114649
As long as LelBron is famous, Windhorse will eat.
>>67114691
Pretty much everyone other than LeBron gets some kind of injury come playoff time.
NEW THREAD
>>67114718
>>67114718
>>67114718
>>67111168
Spo couldn't adjust to Courtney Lee midgame.
He's not that gr8
>>67113504
I missed game one but didn't the Celtics almost steal it in Atlanta? Hopefully they can take this momentum back to Atlanta
>>67114649
>>67114631
>Covers sports
>is a fat fuck
There's something about this that really irritates me but I can't quite put my finger on it
>tfw you realize it's going to be thunder-blazers in the wcf.
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