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In order to turn /rug/ in to a great and thriving community, I have resolved to revoke the privilege of namefags to post in the republic of /rug/ as a consequence of the aforementioned namefags not meeting their own set "not being autistic" targets with immediate effect.
I will review this decision when considering the results of the 2016/2017 autism barometer.
NEWS:
http://www.bbc.com/sport/rugby-union/36130239
>Marlel and Farlel both got cited, both at risk of missing Australian tour if they get high range bans
http://www.espn.co.uk/rugby/story/_/id/15314910/dan-carter-steers-racing-92-uncharted-waters-champions-cup-final
>Dan Carter's Racing Metro™ make it through to Cup Final. If they win Dan Carter will have won every relevant trophy in world rugby
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/highlander-jason-emery-cops-fourweek-ban-for-his-collision-with-sharks-fullback-willie-le-roux/news-story/b5101858ae75f68ee4ab8eee68a22ad2
>Emery got 4 weeks for attempted murder on Chippie
GAMES:
All games in Official Super Rugby Time
-- Friday 29 April 2016 --
17:35 Chufs v Shorks
21:05 Farce v Balls
-- Saturday 30 April 2016 --
15:15 Bloos v Reblels
17:35 Lelanders v Bumboys
19:45 Speds v Cheetos
-- Sunday 31 April 2016 --
01:05 Loins v Hurrr
03:15 Stormers v Tards
07:40 Hags v Kongs
Talk about rugby you fucks.
>>67107298
Fucking lol enjoy being a second-tier country in every
sport you play, South Africa.
Blacks really have fucked up everything over there haven't they.
>>67107298
Eat shit faggot.
>>67107298
Eat a bag of dicks m8.
>>67107298
I'm a total faggot and what is this.
>>67113011
>>67113022
>>67113055
>13:43:31
>13:44:35
>13:45:35
Looks like you must have fucked up your captcha for that second post there you fucking cretin.
>>67107298
Neck yourself cuntlips.
>>67113069
hurr /cric/ is dead so I've got nowhere to spill my vile puerile nonsense hurr
>>67107298
I invented /rug/ and I love to take massive black cocks in the rucks and mauls.
>>67111391
>>67113011
>>67113022
>>67113055
>>67113073
>>67113095
>>67113136
>all this autistic rage
>>67113055
>and what is this
nice ancient /b/ tier meme you shit cunt imposter
>>67113522
I live at mummies in devonport and we have an old-money bach at pauanui; could I be any more of an Auckland wankstick if I tried?
>>67113290
Joke's on (You) fuckhead, first wasn't me.
>>67113290
Sorry, I had a bad day. Failed my first year accounting paper and mummy said she'd cut off my pocket money if I failed another.
>>67113657
>>67113522
please stop impersonating me, I don't do accounting
>>67113715
Hi I'm fresh to /rug/ and I though the best way to make an impact would be to act like a smarmy fuckwit and use a name like the other obnoxious twats. Is it working?
>>67113827
I have been around /rug/ a while lad. Started using a name cause I'm not afraid to be held to my word by others.
>weekday /rug/
>>67113938
yep, it's a shitter.
Who do I support now lads?
Dubs picks
>>67114756
Ohio Pro Rugby Franchise
>>67114756
Force.
>>67114756
Sydney Convicts.
![13055372_10156926949660624_7517144527669227541_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pRXkkpK.jpg "13055372 10156926949660624 7517144527669227541 n[1]")
>pandering to a literal big strong american
>>67115778
cuckstralians
Pippa Wetzell or Toni Street lads
>>67116385
pippa
its not even close lad
>>67114756
Hurricanes
At least people won't say your just jumping on the best teams bandwagon
bumping so we got something mid week even if it is shitposting and memery
>>67116593
>I like my avocados sliced not mashed
>>67116538
The correct call tttt (to tell the truth)
>>67107298
Here is the games in best country on the world tome
Friday 29th of April
7:35pm Chiefs v Sharks
11:05pm Force v Bulls
Saturday 30th of April
5:15pm Blues v Rebels
7:35pm Highlanders v Brumbies
9:45pm Reds v Cheetahs
Sunday 1st of May
3:05am Lions v Hurricanes
5:15am Stormers v Waratahs
9:40am Jaguares v Kings
Byes Crusaders and Sunwolves
>>67116648
>was craving an avocado smash on sunday at breakfast and the only dish that had avocado was corn fritters with grilled avocado
Pretty tasty, but just wasn't what I wanted.
Some speculations:
- Kenya going to Brazil for a test match in June. It was confirmed by KRU, but still didn't by CBRu.
http://www.the-star.co.ke/news/2016/04/21/test-for-kenya_c1335987
- By kenyan source, the test shall be at Rio on 11 June, but there's another source saying there shall another match between Brazil and Kenya at Macapá on 18 July. Macapá stadium is trespassed by Equator (each half in different hemisphere) and it would created a "Hemispheres' Trophy" by source.
http://globoesporte.globo.com/ap/noticia/2016/04/amapa-vai-sediar-jogo-internacional-de-rugby-entre-brasil-e-quenia.html
>>67116681
In places like Kenya do their best lads go in to the 7s because it's the one they actually have a chance of winning? Or is XV still the main event?
Does anyone know?
>>67116695
Kenya is #27 in WR Ranking and it was close to qualify to 2015 RUWC
>>67107298
This is gay AF but fitting of /sp/
Daniel you there lad?
>>67116860
Hi Pajeet Naidoo
having a cheeky nandos for dinner lads.
Krazykrezja is a faggot
>>67117020
Literally who?
Engelbrecht on handsome watch
>>67117193
not transformative enough for test level rugby im afraid
should RSA start a comprehensive program of Eugenics to create enough black players with glorious boer master race parents so they stay good?
>>67117200
>these sort of genetics will be replaced at international level for some undeserving nigger
feel sick Tbh
>>67117020
Stop bullying my big strong reddit friend Daniel
>>67117222
Reminder that great players like pic related thrived and reached GOAT status without any changes
>>67117222
>wanting all your rugby players to be pretty boys
>>67117241
still not transformative enough
on a related note, Bok wingers are fucking awful these days
> there will never be a /rug/ thread on JP Pieterson and Habana vs the Loins
>>67117241
I think Ireland will unironically win the series out there in the summer.
>50% black selection policy
trouble ahead
>>67117255
I haven't heard him do any public speaking lately but is his speaking still great? I remember as a rookie he was incredibly well spoken and it was pretty impressive made him seem very intelligent
The true /rug/ partrician realise that the Lions pushing the Boks all the way in 2009 was objectively a better accomplishment than scraping past the worst Wobbly side in decades with a fucking winger playing fly half.
>>67117278
This.
Loins were literally 2 missed kicks from the best attacking fullback in world rugby away from losing.
>>67117272
I agree. They will be an example of what happens when politics takes precedence over skill and performance
>>67117278
2009 2nd test is probably my favourite game of all time, even if we lost.
I rewatched the 2013 tour recently and they had Hooper playing in the centre at one point in the first test cos of injuries kek
>tfw Daniel stopped giving me (you)s completely
Why live?
>>67117307
I'll relieve the burden.
Here lad, have a (you)
>>67117294
Jantijes will get exposed at international level. He's decent and the pack will be alright but he plays too predictably and deep to worry defense. Which was fine for Morne cause he had to shovel it on to De Villiers or Fourie and watch them smash the midfield or pass to Habana and JP with the pace abuse
>>67117312
Thank you Devvo Lad, that feels good
1 Beast
2
3 Nyakane
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11 Hendricks
12
13
14 Mvovo
15
Good luck trying to fill that with 7/8 deserving black players.
>>67117359
Is it the starting team or the entire team? I'm not too knowledgeable of SA players but would any be good reserves or anything like that?
Is there any way for then to twist it so they have a better team?
How will we see these rankings change by the end of the year?
>>67117374
It had to be at least 7 non-white players in the 23 for the world cup. Now I think it's 50% in the 23 so I suppose you could slam a few darkies on the bench.
>>67117386
1- New Zealand
2- Australia
3- England
4- Argentina
5- South Africa
6- Wales
7- Ireland
8- Scotland
9- France
10- Japan
>>67117406
no way argies will top saffa the way they're playing in SR
>>67117386
this
>>67117406
but with France remaining above Scotland and Argentina below SA
>>67117359
>mvovo
>not this man
>>67117425
scots are getting pretty good lad
>>67117442
I haven't watched them much lately, so you're probably right tttt (to tell the truth)
>>67117406
That would have to be a big turn around in Argentina performance
I think
1- New Zealand
2- Australia
3- England
4- Wales
5- South Africa
6- Ireland
7- Argentina
8- Scotland
9- France
10- Japan
Heard on the news that the Warriors are currently the worst they've ever been. Could we see League die in this country? I hope so but I doubt it tttt
>>67117461
I was going to put change in position but forgot
>1- New Zealand
>2- Australia
>3- England (+1)
>4- Wales (+1)
>5- South Africa (-2)
>6- Ireland (+1)
>7- Argentina (-1)
>8- Scotland (+1)
>9- France (-1)
>10- Japan
>>67117473
Too many islanders in auckland that like the >hit and tackle hit and tackle
To quote the old adverts
Though I have heard rumors that American hand egg is becoming popular up north and that could easily take its place
>>67117359
Beast past it, wont make it to world cup
Nyakanes good
Hendricks average and injured I think
Mvovo average and one trick pony
Kolisi no where near as good as everyone thinks. Had a couple caps from the bench and has been OK but thats it
RIP Boks. Sorry thats racist RIP Nelson Mandela Memorial Rugby Team
>>67117484
despite the politics i dont think saffa has gotten that bad
they're probably still top 3
>>67117512
I was thinking that could happen just from their tours. The power points are quite close so one or 2 games from the visitors and that would happen
>>67117532
Actually the point difference from SA down is pretty massive. I can see them sliding to fourth but no further. And I'm not sure who would climb to third
>>67117532
>>67117512
They should destroy Schmidts memeball tactics. The Bok pack is ruthless when on form
One of rugbys great moments is watching a dominant Bok team win every collision and dominate up front for 80 minutes. You know theyre gonna win within 20 minutes and you wonder how any team beats them.
>>67117555
Trips of truth
As you foretold so it shall be
I am an Australian rugby fan.
What do I have to be excited about lads?
>>67117774
death
>>67117774
basically the same as the Wallabies last year
no ones really had a breakout season in super rugby except maybe Holloway
>I read about the containment of Rugby League like this and something has started to dawn on me; we're a threat!
Our product is an entertaining spectacle, our revenue streams are snowballing, we've now got intelligent professionals running our domestic and international bodies, and our popularity is going up - globally.
It seems that a good measure of how we're doing as a sport is to observe how much effort is going into trying to contain Rugby League.
The more strings that get pulled, the more we realise that the puppet master is getting scared.
>>67117856
wut.
>>67117856
Is that a quote from that rugby league reddit account where the guy thinks league is being persecuted by the patrician union illuminati?
>>67117774
Pretty much this >>67117839
It's a hold season for them. If they top the world rankings it isn't so much because the talent in Aussie has improved however that doesn't look too likely
desu, I would hold nothing against our athletes who are being discriminated against for going overseas and becoming naturalised.
We have plenty of players that most unions would love to have in their teams.
Re-imagined Bok XV:
1. Beast
2. Ntubeni
3. Nyakane
4. ??????
5. There's that coloured kid for the sharks, but he's shit, but will get it for >muh transformation
6. Mohoje
7. Kolisi
8. Carr
9. Paige
10. Jantjies
11. Mvovo
12. De Allende
13. JP Pieterson (only cos I can't think of any others)
14. Peterson
15. Kolbe
Coach: Coetzee
6 black players is all I could manage, rest are coloureds
Fun exercise, now make a team with only white players/players who truly deserve to be there and we can see who would come out on top :^)
why are Jaguares SO SHIT
>>67118213
No heart.
>>67118213
Not enough duendes players
>>67118213
no Falklands
>>67118213
first season lad, give it time. Another Argentine team ASAP should help
super rugby is a really hard competition despite what NH redditors think
>>67118213
estan demasiado blanco
>>67118247
They should give Argentina a second team for >muh derbies and get rid of the Kings and sprinkle their bleks amongst the other saffa teams
>>67118209
>de Allende
>White guy with a tan is now coloured
kek
>>67118209
> Mohoje has a Bok cap
>>67118209
to be fair to Jantjies he's been one of the form SA Fly-halves in this years comp
The all white though:
1.Coenie
2.Straussie
3.Frans Malherbie
4. Pieter-steph de toitie
5. Ebenie
6.Whitely
7. Who do they even have anymore that isnt Heinrich or 32+
8.Vermuelenie
9. Faf du klerkie
10.The goose is loose
11. Cornbrick
12.Venter
13. Serfontein
14.???
15. Chippie
>>67114756
Ulster
>>67114756
Scotland
>>67114756
Connacht
>>67114756
Japan
>>67114756
The other No Blacks team,
Ireland
>>67114756
Sinn Fein
>>67118715
The struggle is real.
>Jeff's already locked in all his picks this week
what a madman
>>67118234
Falkirks*
who /cric/ refugee here?
>>67118430
not bad, mine would go something like this:
1. Coenie
2. Bismaark
3. Frans
4. Eben
5. Lood
6. Louw
7. Marcell Coetzee (AKA the GOAT)
8. Whiteley
9. Reinach/Cronje (undecided on both, probably take Reinach purely cos experienced)
10. Pollard
Wingers are tough cos traditionally, it would be players of colour there, so will be guys outta position.
11. Combrink
12. Kriel
13. Serfontein
14. Chippy
15. Lambie
Coach: Ackermann
Someone get fucking dubs already
>>67118741
DELET THIS
>>67114756
South Africa
how do we fix this shit
>>67114756
reds
>>67114756
Germany
>>67114756
rebels and ireland
>>67114756
Barbarians
>>67114756
Denver
>>67114756
Currie
>>67114756
New York if they ever get a team
>>67114756
Moldova
>>67118855
Winner!
>>67118855
>>67118866
like fucking buses kek
>>67118855
wew
I can finally go watch How to train your Dragon 2 without worrying about getting dubs.
>>67118883
all the dragons die
>>67118907
Thinking I don't know the ending to my favourite movie.
I read about the containment of Rugby League like this and something has started to dawn on me; we're a threat!
Our product is an entertaining spectacle, our revenue streams are snowballing, we've now got intelligent professionals running our domestic and international bodies, and our popularity is going up - globally.
It seems that a good measure of how we're doing as a sport is to observe how much effort is going into trying to contain Rugby League.
The more strings that get pulled, the more we realise that the puppet master is getting scared.
>>67118936
wew
>>67118781
Falkirk belongs to the Argies!
It's over - they've won
http://www.skysports.com/rugby-league/news/12196/10256500/toronto-given-go-ahead-to-enter-club-in-english-rugby-league
Wow that one scene in HTTYD2 always brings a tear to my eye.
>>67119759
Won't away games be a bit of a hassle?
RLWC Semi-final double-header
England v New Zealand
Australia v Fiji
Wembley Stadium
Attendance: 67,545
RWC Pool D Match
Ireland v Romania
Wembley Stadium
Attendance: 89,267
>>67121724
>But my containment
With ALL the advertising for rugby league how can they say they are being contained at all? On the radio here every ad break is advertising the game in chch in a month and they have been advertising it since it was announced.
I don't follow league at all because I don't enjoy it so i don't know anything about it or politics around it but it doesn't seem "contained"
>>67118213
no brazilian players
all smiles
>>67118797
Tell me about Goromaru.
Why does he wear the condoms on his fingers?
>>67129861
I'm sorry about your small penis
>>67130180
Thin penis.
Howdy
>>67131069
Kys name fag
>>67131069
Why can't Americans do anything right?
Well fuck I was planning on going to a test when visiting family in Pretoria next year
>>67131231
They'll be absolute arse in 2019, but they should still be decent next year
>>67131069
>>67131097
Do you cunts even know where devvo is
>>67121724
>yfw that was actually a huge success
>>67132443
Not me desu
kek /rug/
futbol or football, pick one. Enough with this inbetween stuff.
>>67133731
Please watch our sport Mr Big Strong American I'm sure you will love it
>>67133782
>unironically uses mexican terms so as to not trigger anyone
certainly not big and strong
>>67117839
Kerevi and Tomane
Not 'break-out' seasons but they're the form Australian players and will both definitely start
>>67133731
Soccer is most most semen-slurping "sport" on the planet you cum dumpster.
>>67115819
>Sonny Bill
>That flag
>anything to do with Australia
Do not come onto a bloody rugby thread and think u can spout that trash here cobba!!
seppos are seeping in again lads
>>67133731
>inbetween stuff
>he doesn't know that rugby came before both
I'm embarrassed for you.
Castrogiovanni on top lad watch
http://www.the42.ie/martin-castrogiovanni-suspended-racing-vegas-2736918-Apr2016/
>“Following the publication of photographs in the media today showing Martin Castrogiovanni in the company of Paris Saint-Germain footballers [last] weekend at a hotel in Las Vegas, while the entire membership of the club was in Nottingham to play a semi-final of the European Cup, Racing 92 has decided to suspend the player and to launch a legal procedure.”
>French newspaper L’Équipe reports that Castrogiovanni had been excused from Racing’s trip to take on Leicester on account of citing a family problem in Argentina that required him to travel to South America.
>Instead, Castrogiovanni was photographed in Las Vegas with the likes of PSG star Zlatan Ibrahimovic and now finds his future with Racing in serious doubt after the images surfaced in the French media.
When does ITM cup start so we can have rugby from Wednesday onwards? I need my fix.
>>67136770
august
Do people actually watch rugby?
>>67136931
Yes.
>>67136665
That doesn't make sense since the story goes WWE picked up a soccer ball and ran with it
>>67136931
Of course not. I've never even seen a Rugby puck
>>67117386
1 NZ
2 Aus
3 Eng
4 SA
5 Wales
6 Arg
7 Ireland
8 France
Also I want Georgia to force their way into 9 or 10. Fuck Scotland and Italy.
So what's happened to South Africa?
>>67137125
SJW's
>>67137125
a slow slide into Zimbabwe-tier politics.
Expect euro rugby, and even the western force to get alot more afrikaaner in the future.
>>67137047
The first set of written rules for rugby was produced in 1845.
The football association met in 1863 to codify the rules of association football - two of the rules that they wanted deleted were:
>IX. A player shall be entitled to run with the ball towards his adversaries' goal if he makes a fair catch, or catches the ball on the first bound; but in case of a fair catch, if he makes his mark he shall not run.
>X. If any player shall run with the ball towards his adversaries' goal, any player on the opposite side shall be at liberty to charge, hold, trip or hack him, or to wrest the ball from him, but no player shall be held and hacked at the same time.
The first rugby union wasn't formed until 1870, but the fact remains that the rules of rugby had been codified before soccer.
One of my favourite quotes about the changes that were proposed by the football association was they they would "do away with all the courage and pluck from the game, and I will be bound over to bring over a lot of Frenchmen who would beat you with a week’s practice". Literally the perfect description of soccer.
>>67137310
Based gentleben actually knowing things about sports.
>>67137310
I would say that the first ball game was a mix of both and after a period of time split into two games rugby and football. So neither truly came before the other
But I can see the argument from the other side
>>67137310
That all feels a lot like the Melbourne Demons claims of being the first football club
>>67137487
Well of course. It's ridiculous to say one came before the other because there were about 1000 different football codes that all existed, every school and town played a different variation - some allowed running with the ball, others didn't, it just so happened that Rugby football was one of the earlier ones to actually write down their rules, and that then years later some spanner made up a story about a guy running with the ball.
He originally even got the date wrong and said it happened in a year when Webb-Ellis wasn't even at Rugby.
You should read "A game for Hooligans" by Huw Richards.
>>67137736
I don't know anything about that because I'm not lebanese.
Fun fact: The only English Premiership club to be one of the "founding clubs" of the RFU is Harlequins.
Wasps would have been one too, but their representatives showed up to the wrong location at the wrong time on the wrong date and as a result aren't considered a founding club.
>>67137310
the account of the formation of the 1848 Cambridge rules that became the foundation of the rules of soccer notes old boys from the various public schools (including Rugby School) as having written down rules so its probable that there were written down rules for a hands free version of football at around the same time as 1845, so its a pointless claim to make in a way.
>>67137736
Australian Football was invented by a guy who was sent to boarding school at the Rugby School.
He was also the same guy who coached the first Australian cricket team comprised entirely of aboriginals that toured England.
He did that 5 years after his entire family had been massacred by aborigines.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cullin-la-ringo_massacre
>mfw AFL is descendent from the biggest cuck in history
>>67137953
Doubtful that they would have been "hands free" codes because Association Football didn't do away with catching until much later - at the time the rules were codified they didn't even stipulate how many players were on the pitch and stuff like that.
Association Football at its outset was much more like modern rugby or shrovetide football than it is like modern association football.
>>67137962
>League
>Gridiron (American & Canadian)
>Australian Rules
rugby needs to stop having children
>>67137962
>He did that 5 years after his entire family had been massacred by aborigines.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football#Football_codes_board
The way this has american on soccer's lineage despite 'Rugby Union with minor modifications' is odd
>>67137998
The first set of proper rules were the Cambridge Rules in 1848 which were effectively decided upon by votes of 2 representatives from each of 6 public schools (at least two of which had school rules focused on dribbling the ball) who voted on which rules from their respective schools to adopt, with 2 non-public school old boys acting as tie breakers, one of the rules adopted by the cambridge rules was "no catching of the ball" which meant at least one, maybe a majority, of the schools must have had it in place in their rules in some form
Back home now sisters. Was a good weekend.
>>67138134
Except that drafts of the rules included handling the ball, but not running with it, up until 1863, which is when the Association Football rules are agreed to have been codified.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambridge_rules
>>67138134
>being an unironic namefag now
baka
>>67138214
It was all a ruse. They all start out as ironic namefags and then they get that whiff of "look at all the attention I'm getting for my autism" and they never turn back.
The first 30 posts of this thread are fucking case in point.
>>67138234
It's amazing, I go away for one weekend and /rug/ turns to shit.
>>67138250
It's true sis, we've missed your elite and muscular leadership.
How was Melbourne?
>>67138234
>It was all a ruse. They all start out as ironic namefags and then they get that whiff of "look at all the attention I'm getting for my autism" and they never turn back.
Yeah obviously, but I've been heavily into the ironic namefagging and I have no intention to keep it up
(although 90% of it was false flagging as shitspouter)
Chiefs
Bulls
Rebels
Landers
Reds
Lions
Tahs
Jags
>>67138208
I'd argue that being able to catch it whilst unable to run with the ball or throw it resembles association soccer more than rugby. but my main point is that there is evidence that dribbling soccer style was in existence prior to 1848 and certainly before the foundation of the FA
>>67138234
if people who namefag are trying to seek attention, aren't people who constantly espouse themselves as the founder of /rug/ also seeking attention
>>67138272
It was good. The poopeelians were super friendly if im to be honest.
Suprised at the lack of abos in the city. Saw only a couple of them and they were always homeless and either passed out in a pool of vomit or begging for a durry.
Chiefs
Farce
Reblels
Brumbies
Speds
Hurrr
Stormers
Hags
>>67138299
>Suprised at the lack of abos in the city.
They don't live on the coast
Chiefs
Balls
Reblels
Lowlanders
Cheetos
Hurrr
Stormers
Fags
>>67138294
>if people who namefag are trying to seek attention, aren't people who constantly espouse themselves as the founder of /rug/ also seeking attention
Who does that? And surely that would only get them attention for one post and then they're back to being anonymous.
Thoughts?
>>67138341
gentleben, also posting styles are pretty easy to recognise in such a small poomunity
>>67138342
MentalPlen on pooicide watch
>>67138342
highlandgoi literally mirroring the highlanders
>>67138342
>Blue
>>67138342
>head to head rankings
memery at full pitch.
>>67138406
Fucking offloads for days lads.
What do you need to do to score with a classy broad like that?
>>67138342
Admin really needs to get rid of the two dud accounts, they stink up Head2Head
>>67138294
>if people who namefag are trying to seek attention, aren't people who constantly espouse themselves as the founder of /rug/ also seeking attention
That is correct. You're both pathetic.
>>67138250
>>67138272
>>67138299
He's at it again.
I've got some #fresh #new inside information on the psuedonamefag known as "gentleben" for you folks, would you like to hear it?
- The Insider
>>67138523
*farts*
>>67138523
No one gives a fuck mate.
Phipps, Stirzaker or Frisby
>Australia's record points scorer Michael Lynagh believes his country could be at the hands of a 3-0 whitewash when England visit in June.
>The two nations will face each other in a three-Test series for the first time when they meet in Brisbane, Melbourne and Sydney this summer.
>Australia broke English hearts in October when they swept aside the 2015 World Cup hosts 33-13 at Twickenham to knock them out at the group stages.
>England have since improved and regrouped under new head coach Eddie Jones - winning their first Six Nations Grand Slam in 13 years in March.
>And Lynagh, who scored 911 points for the Wallabies over an 11-year international career, believes Jones' side can exact revenge Down Under.
>'Eddie's going down there to win the series 3-0 and why not? It's realistic. It's a good squad,' the former fly-half told BBC Sport.
>'The only thing is, it's the end of the season and a lot of the England players will be involved in Premiership and European finals. It's going to be a fascinating series.'
>England's style of play under Jones has impressed Lynagh, who believes his Australian compatriot has restored a Red Rose arrogance.
>'I think Eddie looks at the culture of English rugby and there is a perception that arrogance is part of it - so he's said we'll go and do that,' the 1991 World Cup winner added.
>'He's not trying to 'Australianise' England. It would be wrong to do that, you have to come in and work on what culturally works within the country.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsKEmSLr6Y0
Holy shit, right in the fucking babymaker.
>>67138529
>>67138535
>>67138551
>>67138560
Okay
My sources tell me that before he lived in Brisbane or Argentina, "gentleben" was in fact born in Abuja, Nigeria.
- The Insider
>>67138609
>Ireland's Flood
what did they mean by this?
>>67138617
I don't know man he's very white
>>67138609
>the way she just fucking rolls around on the ground after getting hit
kek. No career ending pregnancies for her.
>>67138250
We had a whole thread without name posters and it was great
>>67138609
Some of them look really qt from a distance
I'd fuck half of em
>>67138617
Jesus, what a blow
Gentleben exposed
mfw strippers
>>67138644
My sources are very accurate
- The Insider
Shortland street starts soon sisters. The worst thing about poopeelia was missing my fave show.
whats your best radio station kiwi/ausbros?
love radio and feel like something different today
>>67138739
triplej
>>67138739
95bfm.co.nz
Depends what show's on though.
>>67138739
Radio isn't a thing here really. The only people I know who listen to radio are old people who all listen to RNZ National (which is decent, but mostly talkback).
Hauraki is reasonably popular in social media but I don't know anyone who actually listens to them
The rest are dogshit.
>>67138755
In 2 hours, Freak the Sheep is on. NZ music show. Good stuff.
>>67138755
>bfm
How's first year treating you lad?
>>67138766
>not listening to the boys from the ACC
>>67138739
radio is a dead medium lad.
>>67138777
Been listening to it for 15 years dickhead.
>>67138739
hauraki
It has slowly become trash music wise but I like there are a lot of good DJ's
There is the local student radio that will be starting soon which is normally good
>>67138739
Hauraki, music is meh but the hosts make up for it.
>>67138746
>>67138755
>>67138766
thanks! listening to triplej atm but will check out the others in time
>>67138792
>>67138766
> having no soul
>>67138739
The Breeze
>>67138739
bfm
the feminism can get on the nerves however
>>67138827
a shit half an hour show starts in 15 minutes
>>67138826
>>67138810
I remember when they rebranded themselves and promised to abandon following a playlist though a while later I started to notice the same song every day at roughly the same time
>>67138852
It wasn't too bad over the summer but when that lady left the lunch time slot it became worse
>>67138866
This was the morning show, Mikey Havoc is normally pretty with the variation
>>67138830
Turned into a bit of a hugbox under Hugh Sundae's leadership, but it's not like he could have done any worse than the previous management, who managed to literally drive out 60% of the current Hauraki DJ's. How do you fuck up so badly?
Great responses guys, got the day off today so gonna do fuck all
If I could be extra cheeky is there any playback service for radio stations like iplayer. If there is whats the best show to listen to?
>>67138880
By basically being amateurs.
Can we make the Friday night Max Key show on George FM a new /rug/ tradition?
>>67138879
Havoc is GOAT
The drive show at 4 till whenever is pretty great if you like lea heart or however you spell his name
>>67138712
>Nobody believing Harry about the rapist brigade
Can't wait for this plot to go on for months
>>67138883
Please listen to our music.
>>67138903
Leigh Hart and Jason Hoyte's show is called Daily Bhuja, sis
>>67138739
Is it true you can't have mild swearing at all on British Radio? Because our guys say shit all the time. Then again we also play ads for Sex Shops
>>67138883
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525809/New-Zealand-radio-hosts-Jeremy-Wells-Matt-Heath-suspended-duping-mother-England-cricket-star-Ben-Stokes.html
>>67138898
Nah mate I'll be here
http://www.hauraki.co.nz/shows/friday-night-havoc/
>>67138909
Mate my spelling is primary school tier I know the show and all its glory
>>67138903
Pre pill-fucked 90s Havoc on bfm was GOAT. With Newsboy.
>>67138913
>when I want to rock my world I go to peaches and cream
>>67138827
I still listen to english radio though friend! I love the BBC's ball by ball coverage of the county championship!
Any podcasts worth listening to, lads? I just marathoned the Ricky Gervais show
At this point I'm certain you cunts are just throwing random words together.
>>67138883
Bridge is probably the best selector on BFM at the moment, he works in a record store as well, so it's literally all he knows. Playback here http://95bfm.com/bcasts/?cast=223453
Sigrid and Emily do the Friday evening drive show, they literally don't give a fuck (in a good way) their tune variety is on point. I used to host a friday drivetime slot so I know how important it is. http://95bfm.com/bcasts/?cast=185847
If you're into your electronic music, anything on http://basefm.co.nz/ that's hosted by Dylan C is always going to be quality, especially his 2-4pm HeadSpace show on Saturdays, replay is here https://www.mixcloud.com/dylanc/
>>67138933
Stone Cold Podcast
>>67138883
Just search 'Mix Up' (in find a program - first 6 results)
https://radio.abc.net.au/programitem/pgkeGQ9ZOG
Anytime I end up listening to that its usually enjoyable.
Just saw that Harraway oats ad with Ben Smith.
He's dialling it in lads, he's admitting that GODmian GOATkenzie is the new hotness
>>67138937
Is this with Steve Austin or have I got my hopes up?
>>67138913
dont get any swearing usually. Scott Mills is the only decent dj on radio 1 and he called eurovision the gay world cup and had to apologise the other day
our radio is overflowing with innuendo though even the just chat stations like gardeners question time on radio 4 will have several sex references
late night radio 1 is alright, radio 6 if youre bored, 5 live usually talking about something decent and heart for your more laidback chat and pop music
>>67138945
Correct.
I love listening to Gibbo and the Whale on 101.6FM in the morning.
>>67138937
sip of water for the working man.
>tfw Canadian rugby
I'm on the fence
>>67138972
You're a rugby league country now lad
>>67138936
saturday drive is better family
dont you want your weekly emmerdale farm updates lad?
>>67138972
Forgot picture
>>67138933
I listen to the skeptics guide to the universe whenever it comes out
Then I listen to a bunch of video game ones and listen to audio books and the likes
My mate recommended the empire files but I haven't listened to it
>>67138942
>>67138883
also
https://radio.abc.net.au/programitem/perQoRM503?play=true
>>67138933
Hardcore history
>>67138972
welcome to /rug/
here take this
if in doubt post mackenzie or retallick
>>67138974
Too bad our union team rejects/bench warmers make up our national team.
>>67138983
>filthy bandwagoners
>>67138990
been a lifelong waikatolad since 2012 mate
>>67138986
In 2017 you'll probably have the choice of a League team playing in the English 3rd division or a Union team playing the BSA 1st division
>>67138990
>LE FUGG LE JEEFS FANS XDDDXD
>>67138995
>been lifelong since they became good
yeah nice bandwagoning
>>67139001
perfectly acceptable to dislike Jeeps pham
>>67138998
The BSAs already said they plan a Canada team next year
They're gonna expand it by like 1-2 teams a year progressively as it grows, which makes sense. Ultimately they'd like to just start with all the teams that they want but that isn't really justifiable financially
Rate my teams /rug/.
Blues from 2005-2010
Chiefs from 2011-2013
Waratahs for 2014
Brumbies since 2015
>>67139025
Did I say something to the contrary
>>67139018
Are there club teams called GPS anywhere else in the world or are Ashgrove Jeeps the only ones?
>>67138995
>I have only bandwagoned since people started bandwagoning
Pathetic
Worse than blues "supporters" when they were at their "best"
>>67139030
They're the only ones that come up when I search Jeeps rugby
>>67139035
I only started watching super rugby in 2012 and supported them through 2014 and 2015
not gonna spend my limited time on this earth watching kings vs blues flapping at the ball like disabled fish
>>67139028
Nice
I've been Crusaders since 1999, and I've never needed to switch because we've always been the fucking best. Can't imagine what it must be like to support a shit team, lol
>>67139028
Filthy turncoat 2bh
Rate my teams:
Hurricanes from 1996 - the day something significant happens that I disagree with
who /Brumbies/ here
>>67139049
they're going to crash hard next season lad jump off now
>>67139054
I'll be a fan of whoever my husbando supports
>>67139049
Literally no one lad.
>less fans than a sydney nrl team
no thank you.
>>67139046
>>67139047
I have always been a neutral. Supported the Blues because I wanted to spite Crusaders supporters that are everywhere in Canterbury.
Jumped on to the Chiefs because I thought they were on the rise and I liked the way they played. When they became successful it seemed hollow to me because I felt similar to a bandwagoner.
Unfortunately I jumped ship to the Tahs the year they went on to win so I had to switch again.
>>67139065
Whats the source on this pic? Wikipedia?
>>67139035
>the Blues at their peak weren't the GOAT super rugby side
got some fresh new OC for you
>>67139065
the existence of that page is further proof that afl runs wikipedia
>>67139025
Hopefully if rugby canada allows it. The pro rugby league coincides with the CRC, the competition for provincial sides. RC has invested a great deal of money into it, it's the only reason why Canada didn't have a team this year. So whether we have a team or not depends on how stubborn the execs at RC are.
>>67139065
Thanks for cutting off the titles. I totally know what these numbers mean
>>67139092
Games, total, average
Pretty obvious
>>67139095
>pretty obvious
Obviously not otherwise I wouldn't have asked
>>67139089
>rugby canada
kek I love when rugby organisations don't bother including union. you just know there's some leaguie out there seething
>>67139111
Maybe your just dumb?
>>67139114
>Hate the upper class bastards that wont pay you
>Change your sports rules
>Keep the name of the rich private school
>Working class education
Didnt see many people hyping up the Saders, not much mention of any all black bolters from the squad so had a look at the starting XV
1. Joe Moody
2. Codie Taylor
3. Owen Franks
4. Luke Romano
5. Scott Barrett
6. Jordan Taufua
7. Matt Todd
8. Kieran Read (c)
9. Andy Ellis
10. Richie Mo’unga
11. Nemani Nadolo
12. David Havili
13. Kieron Fonotia
14. Jone Macilai
15. Israel Dagg
> dat all black quality pack
> best front row in comp
> literally whos in the backline plus Dagg and Nadolo
i think theyll win it lads
>>67139122
No
It's it home games only? How many of the higher fan turn out games were more important like finals ect?
>>67139142
Look at the number of games played. It is obviously only home games and regular season.
Do you really need to be spoonfed everything you daft cunt?
>>67139140
they'll be missing Nadolo for the next 4 weeks
>>67139142
>is it home games only
wut.
Why/How the fuck would they measure the attendance of away games you fucking retard.
>>67139152
No I'm just pointing out that there is a lot of information missing and even the information that's given is missing important information
>>67139159
The same way the remove the fans for other teams at their home games. (See above)
>>67139157
Reds, Highlanders, Waratahs, Blues
Saders pack will be too strong for all of them. Expect them to win 3 out of 4
>>67139167
Its probably on the page, not that its difficult to work it out. Sorry for snapping at you at any rate
>>67139168
Reminder that the >strong Chiefs forwards got exposed last week after everyone hyped them up
>>67139168
BYE*, Reds, Highlanders, Waratahs
>>67138975
Haha always! Rich & Paul will be wheeled out of BFM in coffins I reckon.
>>67139168
Saders historically perform poorly against the Reds.
>>67139140
Super Rugby is all about the backs tbqh sis
>>67139140
Chiefs have a solid pack two all blacks quality 9s the best 10 a potential AB winger in Lowe, soon to be AB starter Ngatai, and Le smug future Carter man at full back, plus the next All blacks coach, they're favourites for the title right now
>>67139092
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Australian_football_code_crowds
Jesus there's the article you dumb cunt.
Daily reminder that league > union
I say this because like most Americans I have a simple mind and league is easier to comprehend
>>67139171
Nah your alright mate. I spend almost all day looking at spreadsheets so I can get very picky about the layout and stuff
>>67139189
NZ is literally ranked #1 in the world at league and everybody thinks it's shit.
What now?
>>67139189
Who you going for lad: Denver, Sactown, Frisco, Ohio, Whale's Vagina?
>>67139171
>>67139193
get a room
>>67139196
Not after next week they won't be
>>67139186
>asking for clarification or for missing information makes you dumb
>>67139203
Why? And then what?
>>67139204
Ok, better shitpost in /nrl/ while I still can.
I went to that Warriors vs Storm Game on Monday. Fuck it was dire.
>>67139214
No you didnt. Also, any chance of you creating a new gimmick to shitpost under this year? /nrl/ needs a new Manu Fatuvei
Cheika said it is unlikely players who had completed a full European season would be considered for the England series, and would instead be held back for the Rugby Championship later in the year.
Among the overseas-based players whose fitness will be managed are France-based backs Drew Mitchell and Matt Giteau, prop Sekope Kepu, scrumhalf Will Genia and utility back Adam Ashley-Cooper.
"Guys who have had a full season, it's unlikely they will be playing in June and that's a good opportunity for us to get some new players in because we're very keen to grow the base of players that can really contribute to the team," Cheika said.
"The only way to do that is to give them opportunities and then after they (the overseas-based players) have had a bit of a break at the end of their season, we'll look at selection for the Rugby Championship."
>>67139214
It will be in /asp/ soon
>>67139221
I did actually.
And probably not. Warriors are crap and I'm too busy for the foreseeable future.
>>67139225
I doubt this will ever happen. It has around the same quantity of discussion as /rug/ with much less games to actually talk about.
It really should move but it never will
>>67139224
saw this
Kepu theyll have a hard time replacing but shouldnt change the squad too much
>>67139235
WalkGod posting is the only thing keeping /nrl/ alive
>>67139235
>much less games
? They would have a similar amount each week to Super Rug but also don't have them bunched up together. There's usually 5 straight days of NRL games on
>>67139239
Kepu isn't such a big problem because Greg Holmes has been playing so well and he can play both sides of the scrum.
>>67139246
True, when he was banned the threads were a wasteland. But /rug/ isnt too dissimilar with all the namefag theatrics
Phipps, Stirzaker, or Frisby?
>>67139260
Phipps has got to be first choice I think but I think he's actually a much better choice as a ring in to inject some energy in the last 20.
Frisby is too old to be legitimately considered, especially considering he has somehow built an entire career around having no skill but fucking mountains of heart. I bet he bleeds red the madman.
>>67139260
Giteau
>>67139266
23 is too old?
>>67139278
Nope not at all
>>67139278
No. I must have taken leave of my senses. For some reason I thought Frisby was in his 30s.
>>67139266
9. Phipps
10. Foley
11. Tomane
12. Kerevi
13. Kuridrani (worried about this midfield desu)
14. Speight
15. Folau
lacks a little finesse but will do the job against England
>>67139300
Kurindrani has been average so far in his games
>2 day old thread
>multiple games on on this time
>lots of "big" "news" to "discuss"
>can't even reach 350 replies
KEK, nice "poomunity" you have here
>>67139300
changed my mind
Toomua in for Kerevi. Gives it some balance
>>67139300
>frisbee enthusiast
>>67139300
Don't see Kerevi getting a run lad, particularly not out of position at 12. It's either him or Kuridrani.
>>67139302
been one of australias best backs for a couple years and he's part of the plans for the next world cup without a doubt
he knows this and is probably coasting a bit
>>67139297
I always mistakening remember things Ben Lucas did as being Frisby
>>67139303
>look mum I posted it again
>>67139303
We will be back once the world cup is on lad
Reminder that a single player choosing to play rugby league for Australia is literally a tragedy and is ruining the great sport of rugby league
http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/04/27/semi-radradra-being-picked-for-australia-is-an-international-rugby-league-tragedy/
>there is rugby league world cup in just over 12 months
Just a little while until we can see Cook Islands play PNG again lads.
>>67139140
the only team that isnt stacked with all blacks is the blues
>>67139344
>It'll be ages, if ever, before a non-stronghold location (like Nippon19) is possible
kek
>>67139344
>The Rugby League world cup
Wasn't this responsible for the most pathetic thread in /sp/ history?
>>67139366
Wait have GB only won the world cup once? This is the most Mickey Mouse "World" Cup I've ever heard of
>>67139390
the World Cup of Hockey is up there
>>67139366
>inb4 a kiwi says there isn't enough information to work out what this is about
What went wrong?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10062123
>>67139445
>He doesn't want La Dolce Vita
>>67139451
>he doesnt want >its our year 2.0
Fuck this thread is shit. Kiwis truly are a cancer.
>>67139049
/here/ lad
perfect colours kek
>>67139474
kek
>>67139470
>LE FUGG LE GEEWEES XDXXD
Tbqh all of the aussies I met over the weekend were very friendly. I guess all of the basement dwellers like you were hiding from me.
I even invited any of you to come to Flinders Street to fight me but you all bitched out.
KEK
>union
>>67139566
will /rug/ ever recover?
Can I post the two-time champions elect of the premier competition in NH rugby?
>>67139566
/poog/ on pooicide watch
>>67139561
I mean he is a little bit right. You and the other namefags and /cric/ posters are a cancer
>>67139606
I pioneered /rug/ sis
>>67139599
nervous about the big strong japanese m8?
>>67139344
>Rugby league is huge in these countries
[citation needed]
Saw ihaia west at work today lads
>>67139632
>I started posting threads about rugby on a South Sudanese linseed oil trading forum therefore I'm important and not a cancer
Golly gee you sure have proven me wrong
I'll give you that the title of this general is pretty good if you are the one who came up with that
>>67139647
Did you ask him if he's white?
>>67139649
kys daniel
>>67139647
Was he applying for a Scottish passport?
>>67139670
He is not I
>>67139645
he saw statistics for Rugby players and forgot no one thinks of League when they hear Rugby
>>67139645
I posted on the NRL fb page once and I literally had 3 Papuans add me
They are weird about NRL
>>67139670
>Daniel
>rugby
pick one
>>67139680
t. daniel
>>67139679
Yeah I know about PNG, they get brought up by buttflustered leaguies when we point out that the only country in the entire known universe in which league is more popular than rugby is Ausfalia
***except png
>>67139636
Nervous about losing our big strong fijian
It's shows how far /rug/ has fallen now that the threads are filled with ancient /nrl/ memes and third rate /nrl/ pseudo trip rip offs.
/rug/ used to be a place you could actually avoid rampant autism and the general cancer of modern 4chan.
Sadly, since /rug/ got btfo by /nrl/ during the world cup, a lot of the regulars seem to have left, and the people still here have severe autism.
Now that /rug/ has been destroyed, I have no reason to ever come to /sp/ again, as it was the last bastion of hope.
Goodbye friends.
I did have some good times with you.
>>67139657
No, but I'm not sure if he knows himself. He placed an order for The Official Guide to ancestry.com by George G. Morgan
>>67139686
Keep trying mate maybe eventually you'll get one right
>>67139636
Literally no. Got bum diddled over and over in Super and have a new coaching team to bed in. Good chance to give some young guys a shot
>>67139694
>/nrl/ threads are so active and interesting that /nrl/ posters can be frequently found in /rug/
What does this mean?
>>67139694
Based gentleben
PS are you actually Nigerian?
>>67139702
>ben
>even entertaining the thought of nrl
>>67139632
I made /rug/ I just never took a trip because I'm not a faggot
>>67139700
getting their shit pushed in by big strong southern hemisphereans doesn't mean much
>>67139722
It was literally me and you in that first thread then.
Who /film/ here lads? Feels good to finally not have to put up with capeshit
>>67139762
It was bad enough co-opting someone else's forged poosinality but actually attaching your own tripcode to it?
>>67139763
This is the year of capekino anon
>>67139761
Getting their shit pushed in by the Cheetahs means a lot
>check bru
>lad literally has jags to win by 150
>>67139763
wew when did that happen
>>>/film/976
keking out loud
>>67139745
Haha had a good chuckle. That one Americuck poster is getting his knickers in a serious twist.
>>67139763
here lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O45ua-kS80
>>67139798
I kind of hope he is right
That would be funny to watch
>>67139807
>>67139798
a positive PD after 2 wins in 9 games would be funny to see
>>67139832
I would quit the superbru if that happens
t. Kiwi_swag
>>67139847
>cheating exposed
>slipping down the table
>literally coming up with any excuse to quit the comp before he hits rock bottom
kek
KEK
>>67139867
I'll assume you aren't baiting or trolling even though I'm sure you are
>cheating exposed
I didn't even know I was "cheating". One guy explained the "meme tactics" I was doing and some one blew him up for it because he was >mad he didn't discover the most efficient way to play. I stand by my picks and will continue to pick the same things I have for the past weeks. Look at my history and you might see what I am picking no matter what
>slipping down the table
Yep I dropped 1 (one) place this is devastating after being the top of the table for 4 (four) weeks
>literally coming up with any excuse to quit the comp before he hits rock bottom
If that happens it would be incredibly impressive and because it's a sure thing. I am literally not risking a thing
>>>>/qa/509699
> ass blasted americlaps: the thread
slowly they are realising that they will never be good at rugby with nfl cast offs
>>67139922
>reading an /nrl/ thread where they pretend to be both parties
>>67139918
kek
>UNIRONICALLY being this FURIOUS because someone insulted his fantasy Rugby 'credentials' on a Swazi dodgem-cars discussion board
http://www.johnisdead.com/
>>67139947
>implying I'm upset in anyway
I was bored and no other real discussion was going on so I figured why not reply to you
It seems like everyone jumped to make fun of Americans in that qa thread
>>67139975
I am >>67139867 not >>67139947 and its banter that you should stop replying to with essays
>>67139982
>replying with essays
I'm sorry for your education when a couple of sentences is considered an essay
>>67140006
Can you help me with my 500 word essay due in 2 months
>>67140011
What's the topic sentence?
Is it
>How to correctly prepare avocado on toast?
I might know a guy
/nrl/ getting BTFO tonight sisters
Just saw the /qa/ threads
Why do you guys want to move to /asp/?
>>67140042
Its
>How to get rid of namecunts
>>67140050
>sisters
>>67140054
"We" don't
2bh I don't care at all. Where I post pictures and talk about sport doesn't matter to me in the slightest
>>67140070
Is it /nrl/ then? Americans?
I don't understand. I don't think it would be that bad though. Like you say it doesn't matter. If /asp/ wasn't filled with pro wrestling threads I think it could be an improvement
>>67140070
I literally only come to /rug/ don't post in any other threads at all.
If /rug/ is on /asp/ I would go there, but I know that if it was on /asp/ there would be less BSAs and more /cric/ and /nrl/ memery.
>>67140081
From the lack of knowledge I have seen over there it's a hand full of Americans
From the amount of nrl / "Aussie doesn't care about rugby" posts there is a couple of Aussie nrl guys there too
Then the rest is just shit or serious retorts to why /rug/ stays here
>>67140107
trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
>>67140113
>LE TROLE XBXB
give it a rest, you sad cunt
>>67140054
It's /nrl/ shitposting.
They think that if they can trick Hiro into doing it then it will somehow make League a legitimate sport for the first time.
>>67140116
Give what a rest? Please explain how I have offended you, friend.
>>67140105
I'm starting to dislike you more and more
You're like a cross between krazykrejza and original AMS (RWC-era)
>>67140117
>league a legitimate sport
kek
Have a (you) so you don't go hungry tonight
>>67140107
It's definitely shitposting. No way an american puts that much effort or gets that angry about something that doesn't affect him. Americans literally believe the world revolves around them and that everything else is irrelevant, 90% of the burgers on /sp/ wouldn't even know that rugby has a general here, because they don't pay attention.
>>67140127
I don't know who either of your imaginary friends are.
>>67140138
This
This is it
It's this passive-aggressive "oh my god I'm better than you because I talk about mangrab and not shitpost" attitude that is just so similar to AMS's RWC tirade
Why do you hate fun? Why do you think discussing men grappling each other needs to be serious and civilised? Do you actually think rugby is a complex sport that requires discussion?
As shit as International league is, at least we don't have to watch Super Ugly
>>67140165
What does this have to do with anything? The test isn't until week and this is a /rug/ thread so stop making fun of rguby?
>>67140154
Still don't really know what you're talking about desu.
>>67140165
This is a sports board can you take your "league" video game to where it belongs
Thank you
Bitchspouter you here mate?
>>67140190
/v/ isnt a sports board and LoL isnt a sport
>>67140198
I know I was telling the "league" player to take his video game talk back to where it belongs
I don't know who will he got lost to post about LoL here. He is a long way from home
>>67140198
I'm surprised we don't get more e-sports shitposts
>>67140213
I tried playing sports on e once but I just ended up trying to make a dog suck me off.
>>67140210
I know I was explaining the joke to you
>>67140226
I didn't see any joke there and I was agreeing with you. What you said here >>67140198 is factual
>>67140234
I was explaining this>>67140190
to you.
The joke is that /v/ isnt a sports board and LoL isnt a sport whic is pretty funny if you get it?
>>67140252
Im glad tier posts are ancient history
Kerr Barlow out for 6 weeks
Doubtful for test series
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/79346971/tawera-kerrbarlow-suffers-a-broken-hand-in-another-injury-blow-for-chiefs
>>67140252
was thinking of doing ones of these for 2011 to 2015 period as its the one I think /rug/ is most familiar with
>>67140253
But both of those are me? In this >>67140190 post I didn't say any joke. Are you twisting my words for some reason or did you find what I said funny?
>>67140269
don't
>>67140252
>so many things wrong with this
>>67140269
Well that was made in 2011 so probably
>>67140149
no one cares about your simpsons gif you saved from your /v/ simpsons filename thread
kys
>>67140273
Yeah the post was funny and I was explaining to you why what you said was funny so you could understand the joke
>>67140269
I'll help you start
GOAT tier:
Richie Mccaw, Daniel Carter, Damien Mckenzie
God tier:
Ben Smith, Stephen Donald
Good tier:
David Pocock, Israel Folau, Aaron Cruden
>>67140304
>kill yourself tier
>shitspouter
>>67140297
poor quade having his career torpedoed by nswru
>>67140297
>unironically moving nonu up a rank
>not moving up the player who was an expert at making space so nonu could run and covering the gaps in defence made by nonu
Don't ever post in my thread again
>>67140275
wud be a laff
for 2011-2015
GOAT
Read, A Smith, B Smith
God
Nonu, Conrad Smith, Pocock, Retallick
Demi God
Cruden, Folau, Le Roux, Warburton, Coles, Savea
>>67140337
Read has been garbage sis
>>67140337
>No McCaw in GOAT tier
What did he mean by this?
Whitelock has been GOAT tier the last four years as well.
>>67140359
>whitelock
>better than skelton
heh. No.
>still haven't reached 500 replies
>>67140375
>skelton
>good
Spotted the casual
Please accept me into your community
>>67140375
>big fob
>better than whitelock
>>67140337
>warburton
NECK YOU OLD CUNT
>>67140375
>Doing a list for 2011-2015
>Picks a player that played for only two of those seasons.
Top kek m80.
Skelton is on literally who status after his world cup injury.
2011-2015
GOAT
Read, A Smith, B Smith, Carter
God
Nonu, Conrad Smith, Pocock, Retallick, Whitelock, Mccaw
Demi God
Cruden, Folau, Le Roux, Warburton, Coles, Savea, Faletau
Very Good
Etzebeth, AAC, Hooper, Milner Skudder, Kaino, Habana, Piatau, Barrett, Fardy, Robshaw, Vermuelen
>>67140392
All you need to do is watch our sport please.
The Chiefs are an excellent choice if you would like a team to support.
>>67140412
>poocuck on the same level as McGOD
>>67140412
>Etzebeth
the guy has been injured for most of that period
>Skudder
lol
I'm not even going to continue
>>67140412
>>67140412
>Carter
>0 Super Ugby championships from 2011 - 2015
lel. Only options for goat are Cooper and Cruden.
Was Conrad Smith the smartest man on the rugby field at any one time?
>he played because he enjoyed the sport and was good at it
>he never sold out for shitty adverts
>he is a qualified lawyer who is a partner in a firm
>>67140434
2015 final Carter was the greatest performance of all time in a RWC. As a poopeelian you should understand this.
>>67140436
>he is a qualified lawyer
this is literally nothing.
>>67140442
>2015 final Carter was the greatest performance of all time in a RWC
>all he did was kick his goals and have a solid game
meme off cunt
>>67140443
Even our LAWYERS are better at rugby than your best Wallabies players. Time to smash that Gillette Mach 3 up and open up some veins.
>>67140446
>scored 21 points in a final
>orchestrated the back line in the highest scoring win in a final
>didn't make a mistake on the field
Spotted the casual. It wasn't some meme pool match, it was the final.
>>67140442
>I have never heard of Larkham and am an horrendous memer
>>67140446
He also failed to land a kick for touch which led to Australia scoring a try and getting back into the game. He nearly lost it for us the cunt
Added a few
Very Good
Etzebeth, AAC, Hooper, Milner Skudder, Kaino, Habana, Piatau, Barrett, Fardy, Robshaw, Vermuelen, Moore, Bismarck Du Plessis, Murray, Halfpenny, Parisse, Owen Franks, Ben Franks
>>67140431
Etzebeth has had 44 caps for the Boks since 2012
NMS scored some incredbile tries a the world cup
>>67140434
> winning motm in a world cup final
yh mate hes been shit
>>67140467
UoA law school could probably get a bonus point off of a couple of the poopeelian super rugby teams.
There's a thread about us on /qa/
>>>/qa/509716
>>67140443
If you consider how many players go to universities for development squads and the likes and come out with nothing but a hope to play rugby to earn the big bucks from advertising
No it isnt nothing he planned for his future if rugby didn't work out. Something a lot of players don't do
>>67140484
we
fucking
know
>>67140413
I'll have a lot of free time starting June so I can start watching it then
>>67140494
We'll postpone the rest of the super rugby matches until June for you. Cheers.
Some fucking idiot is making us look bad in the qa thread. He's getting fucking destroyed by the OP I think
please don't make an autistic OP
>>67140504
its easy to beat yourself in an argument
>>67140504
It's probably Daniel. He isn't smart enough to deal to the poopeelian shitposters.
The only person who has the intelligence to dispatch them is me, but I'm still a bit tired from my flight so I think I'll leave it.
>>67140513
Post times are within one minute of each other at some points. Its not a samefag
>>67140501
Thanks lad, isn't there some test cricket being played then though?
>>67140548
>>67140548
>>67140548
>>67140548
New thread you fucks.
