White Sox @ Jays
Danks btfo edition
Gonzales vs Stroman
Last series the pitching had a crazy test against the powerful Rangers, now they got the jays and Donaldson to contend with. How will the new sox, former Os deal with his former rivals now?
Let's see.
>away game
>not Hawk
did he die or is he banned from Canada
Hello fellow jays fans
Also Kevan Smith's major league debut since Avila got injured
Kevan has been catching MiGo in Charlotte, says he feels comfortable.
Post your face when the Hawks game goes into overtime.
>no qt pillar in cf
Royals
borts going to hit a homerun against us isnt he
>all it takes to beat the sox is for the other team to score more than 2 runs
>New pitcher today
Panic
>the canadian guy that made the other thread
so what PEDs is carerra taking
>>67104638
Fuck that degenerate team
Gibe navarro
Why is attendance so low in Torronto? Are they too busy following their favorite Canadian NHL team in the playoffs?
>>67104645
Orioles had some kind of magic right? Think they transfered some of that into Miguel Gonzales?
>>67104639
you know it's gonna happen
>stroshit
>have to face quintana and sale next
its over we're getting swept
good start
>>67104711
7pm on a monday, the white wage slaves got werk tomorrow pham
ruh roh
dont stop now boys
>>67104723
it's happening, that's it, it's all over, fire Gibbons and start the firesale before it's too late
My attempt at some OC. Also Sox on the board!
im gonna go watch noah pitch and see what a real elite pitcher looks like
>muh confident manlet
>>67104584
>donks so bad they had to move him back a week
Loving the laughs
>abroo
Whatever its an rbi
jays are losing already?
>>67104781
>the white sox finally got the memo that the cancer known as John danks is known to kill any and all momentum
>>67104812
>implying they even had a chance
Sox just swept the rangers pham, we finna get swept
>stroman and sanchize are >our future
my fucking sides
reminder jered fucking weaver had this team hitless for 5 innings with a 80 mph fastball
I miss bagged Melk ;_;
Et tu, Bort?
>>67104853
Hey, we know that feel too.
Dang
fuck off edwin jesus christ can we fucking not today
bort pls
c'mon canadian
>>67104899
checked
>Thole catching Stroman
Cross ups and passed balls incoming
>>67104866
i was talking about you guys
and this is >our >>>>>>>>>""""""ace""""""
>>67104910
>hasn't caught stroman in spring training
oh boy dis is gonna be a long night
I'm here for solo dingers
based manlet
Welp
White sox offense strikes again
At least you have a 1 run, so go getem Migo
>>67104607
You need to stop this
Come on thole please just be defensively responsible. I don't even care if you go 0-4 with 4 K's.
based suspiciously asian looking man
we should try him at 1st sometime
>>67104958
Darwin goes to CF. Pillar moves to the bullpen.
Is RBO ded?
>>67104978
Let's hope.
>>67104956
>pentecost permainjured
>now trying to convert him to a 1b
what a fucking waste of a pick should have just given donuts 20 trillion a year
That's about the most you can expect out of the Sox offense before the 7th inning.
>>67104954
but i have autism
>>67104974
i wasnt memeing his bat is on fire and hes a better infielder than smoak and edwin
>>67104997
Migo should be thanking his lucky stars he actually has a lead to work with
One run lead, Trial by fire
rumor from the larz board is that Hawks passport expired. lel
>canadians in my baseball thread
Would you rather date a 9/10 Cubs "fan" or a solid 7 die hard Sox fan?
I miss melky
DOLAN
How the fuck did the Jays let dounts go I miss him ;_;
>>67105032
Cubs fan
real female baseball fans are gross
>>67105032
die hard sox fan desu
Fuck that was 2 inches away
>implying we wont >risp here
>>67105032
>dating grills that are sports fans
shiggy diggy pham
>>67105032
I'd rather date a die hard Jays "fan"
>>67105032
give some solid Sox fan SW side half polish half mexican stock 7/10 stock.
9/10 Cubs fans are north shore cunts who will bleed you dry
Glad that didn't leave the park. Fucking Donaldson.
>buck tells you to get up
>you don't get up
>>67104937
SO CLOSE
Mark Buehrle is locked away in a cell under the Rogers center :(
God damn it that was so close. Why does Donaldson always kill us?
Come on Migo. Don't make us miss Danks.
This might not be the Sox day.
I want Danks back.
BASED EE
WHAT THE FUCK C.UCKED AGAIN IS THE FUCKING DOME CLOSED
YOU FUCKING ORIOLES REJECT KILL YOUSELF
E E
E
>>67105043
Officer navarro was top 5 jays meme from past year
>>67105151
fo sho
Do they need to open the door or something? What is this meme
tulo fukin sucks man
>>67105147
2 dingers missed because it's closed tbqh
Who's next in line? EJ or Turner?
so why isn't Danks playing? I mean...the end result looks like its going to be the same.
With our offense that's probably game
GG Jays
I fucking hate coming to Toronto to play, you guys always have our number. Especially Donaldson.
>>67105179
ITS NOT EVEN RAINING FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>making it out of April over .500
>>67105172
fuck off mohamed
at least 2slow is werking dat count
Tulo is so ugly senpai
>>67105185
EJ then Turner I'd imagine
This Miguel fuck can go kill himself for all I care
No wonder why the orioles didn't want his ass anymore
>poolo didnt strike out or ground out in 4 pitches
JUST STRIKE OUT ALREADY 2SLOW
COME ON MAN
CMON MAN
Cum man
does tulo have a swastika shaved on the back of his head
>>67105242
Reminded me of this
surprised he didnt get tossed for that, pretty obvious strike
AW COME ON MAN
I love that the mic is picking up the players and the ump
CM
is there a new mic at home plate? why can we hear everything?
also
>poo-slow
>first good pitch and he complains
COME BACK DANKS
>>67105262
Is the a Ken Griffey Jr Baseball reference?
>>67105259
lel COME ON STEVE
That pitch was Tulo (too low)
FINALLY THE INNING IS OVER
GO GET FUCKED GONZALES YOU FUCKING SPIC ORIOLE REJECT
>implying our offense can score a run
Fuck this game. And fuck the orioles.
>>67105278
the toronto local broadcast has mics picking up home plate chatter
>>67105200
Donaldson has everyone's number. If it weren't for him this team would be mediocre as fuck.
Migos trial by fire failed miserably.
Who /misses Johnny Danks/ here?
>>67105302
>implying this game is over until the Jays manage more 3 runs
Sox offense scores 3 runs per game like clockwork, so we should be in this game for at least another couple innings.
>>67105311
Reminds me of this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bNJKQiIbhzc
>come home
>see score
Who the fuck is Miguel Gonzales? He blows. Where's Danks?
Another shitty ass fucking ump what a surprise
>>67105265
Must be, really loud and clear. Hear those bantz
So much for replacing Donks.
>>67105332
That's nostalgic as fuck
Kill yourself avishit
>>67105329
>Sox offense scores 3 runs per game like clockwork
We've scored less than 3 in 8 out of 19 games this season
R-ride pine donuts-senpai...
Wait why's it Navarro and not Smith? Is that why migo sucked?
Eat a dick donuts you fat fuck
FUCK THIS "OFFENSE"
And now we have to see oriole reject again. Fuck this game so much.
>FUUUUUUK MANG
-Marcus "Stroshow"
FAWWK MAAN
EVERY NOW AND THEN
FUUUUUUCK MAN
>>67105356
>Carson Fulmer fucking up in the minor leagues
Well there goes our only hope.
Fucking designated sitter
Goddamit avi
>>67105406
Pretty funny commercial to be honest
>freaking out after giving up some runs in the first inning
>bring back Danks
typical sox fans... no time horizon
>Hutch sitting at the end of the bench before being sent into AAA
he looks sad
Bring me the memes
>>67105439
We've endured 2013-2015. Fuck you.
Poor Hutch
>dat qt
>>67105442
I love Hutch. I clear my schedule to watch him pitch.
gogos been getting better, he just needs to lay off those outside pitches and he could become an average hitter
>>67105439
It's literally because he's new. We're doing the same shit to all the other new guys who aren't producing immediately. It's because we've been stung too much in the last by guys like this.
I call it the White Sox LaDunnZidja Syndrome.
>>67105461
Oh shit
Didn't even recognize the sox hat
Was about to compliment Canada on their qts
>>67105450
i'm a sox fan, I know
>>67105442
maybe he should stop giving up dingers like fucking candy on halloween
>56 dingers in 50 career games
JUST
>>67105490
Usually there can be some talent behind home plat..not today though lol There's a sweet old lady who's there every game though
BASED THOLE
>>67105485
I feel there's a couple more players that are criminally missing from that
>roos
Thole....got a hit...
HOLY SHIT HE GOT A HIT
BASED T-HOLE
>>67105443
Literally Darwin Barney
BASED CABRERA
BRING BACK DANKS
>>67105417
It was all meant to come to an end sometime.
>>67105540
Kek
BRING BACK DANKS
>>67105540
Dank as fuck m8 well done
>you now remember that 48 hour period when carerra was an above average baseball player
we'll always have the memories
mexican danks can at least throw 92
we'll take danks for dickey straight up motherfuckers
>>67105580
good times m8
>>67105598
they'll never fall for it desu senpai
Stroke man
Check this out, my dad just gave it to me
>>67105598
sorry cant do it, what else you got in your trash can though?
Do you guys like the new justin bieber album?
test
GOINS GOINS GONE
>>67105667
isnt everything in canada supposed to be in french and english?
>>67105667
Now all you need is a time machine and you're set.
Based gogo with the leather. This is why I can accept your a below average hitter
>>67105685
That Sorry song is p banging desu
why can't I hold all these elite second basemen
what do we even do when travis comes back
>>67105710
Not him, but that only applies to government shit. Of course, a lot of companies choose to have bilingual stuff if there is a French-speaking community in their consumer base.
>>67105724
I think so too
>>67105667
>78 CDN
good times pham
>>67105742
>when
you mean if he comes back. he's going to right back on the DL if he ever does
>buck hustling on this merch
You working on commission Buck?
>>67105766
How's the rest of the album?
This fucking "offense"
7trillion hours in ms Paint
>>67105752
not even, most products have to have it
it wastes millions of dollars in ink for words only maybe 1% of people in ontario will read, likely most of canada outside of quebec as well
it's retarded
BASED BAWTISTA
BASED BAUTISTA
he got
G R E E D Y
R
E
E
D
Y
>we will never hit another homerun again
BASED EDWING
donuts getting cheeky on us
lucky that stayed in the park
>>67105812
yea I'm under the impression taht your multi culti laws force english and french as both the official language of canada. I live right off the Illinois Central, now owned by CN, and all the trains are labeled in french and english.
>>67105812
Mm, I've seen some English only stuff, but you're probably right.
I don't have a problem with bilingualism, though. There are unilingual minority communities all over Canada.
$150billion
JOEY BATTTTTTTTTTS
Nice batsrunning
Guys imagine if every foul ball was a home run
Twenty million United states dollars a year
Hits .178
BASED EE, this is what Zaun was talking about after the A's series Jays need to manufacture runs
>>67105905
Then we'd be playing cricket
>>67105905
Imagine if there were no borders
Does Gonzalez know how to pitch?
>>67105905
imagine all the people
>>67105925
A double and a single isn't manufacturing runs you doofus
What do you guys think of the new dr dre album?
WHAT ABOUT DANKS?
EATON
Challenge!
greedy fucker thirsty for that red sox contract
>>67105961
put if you do it back 2 back it will you doofus
Eaton with da lazer beam
>>67105944
>>67105955
Imagine all these repeating digits
Edwin is too slow
sigh... Freaking Toronto always killing us... Welp the wins were fun while they lasted
BERNIE SAUNDERS
Yeah I'm done, see you guys tomorrow
BASED SAUNDERS
Holy shit Gonzalez is getting shelled
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dingers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dingers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dingers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dingers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Coould have been 3 runs... oh well
It's about fucking time this team wakes up Jesus
DINGERS
BASED EXPLODING MAN
>edwin and joey get cucked
>saunders hits an almost no doubter
WELCOME CONSISTENT JAYS OFFENSE! OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU
Migos trial by fire: cataclysmic failure.
Sigh...
And we have no offense so this is as good as over.
GG jays for real. Hoping Sale and Q can recover the series.
>>67105999
>implying you wont win the next 2 and put up 8 against dickey
let us have this you assholes
>>67106018
In a cruel twist of fate, sox come back to win it 6-5
Colabottle must have been bad juujuu
>>67106037
Well I imagine we won't score 5 combined runs the next 2 games so it was probably crucial to take this game to give them a chance of winning the series.
>>67106054
There can be no mistake that this is the case
>>67106054
He was bad luck
>>67106004
At least we have the Hawks in a bit
Angry birds movie wtf? It was mediocre app quit beating a dead horse
>>67106046
Calling us the assholes when you were like 12-4 against us or some shit in the last 3 years.
I fucking always hate coming up to Toronto. Its basically guaranteed doom for us.
Fucking Migo. So much for being Dank's replacement.
>carrera, saunders and suspiciously asian looking man are batting +.300
>angry birds movie
>shoehorning in some shitty catchphrase
GG familia
>>67106046
>sox put up 8
They barely out up 2 against Weaver. JARED WEAVER.
The Jays are only going to get better. April is our shitty month and we've been playing some decent baseball. Maybe the fated Jays-Cubs WS is going to happen. :D
>>67106102
Where to put Carerra?
>>67106101
Migo you say?
LGTSS
>SUX THROWING
White Sox like taking our garbage. Wanna trade for Dickey? We will throw in Colabello and McGowan's trainer.
Should have known better than to trust Orioles rejects
Fucking kill yourself you fucking spic
Bring up Erik Johnson
>>67106158
I would trade dickey and thole for just donuts
>>67106102
>asian looking man
Well he IS half Hawaiian, 1/4 Japanese, and 1/4 Korean
>>67106158
I wouldn't call Melky Lawrie or Navarro garbage desu lad
>trading away our memes
>>67106137
triple A
>>67106128
weaver at least has control, all you have to do is not being complete morons and you'll get a few multi walk innings
>>67106158
Get rid of Rivera
>>67106197
On the Sox they are
>>67106209
But why?
>>67106158
colabellos used needles and dickey for danks
who says no?
Do you think Brett Lawrie misses the blue jays?
>>67106228
Fucks up every sac fly
Lawrie BTFO
>Lawrie
LOL
>avishit
Fuck this offense so fucking much.
>>67106222
navaros good though
>>67106239
Naw I am sure getting paid in USD is better for him
YOU TELL EM BRETT
YOU TEAR THAT MOTHER FUCKER UP
LOL what the fuck was Frazier doing?
The fuck was that frazer?
>>67105461
Is that a roller coaster tycoon picture second from the left?
>>67106247
I haven't seen many fucked up Sac Fly runs. Maybe a few last year and none this season
>>67106265
bluejays players gaid paid in canadian? lol
WHAT WAS THAT LOL
Anyone else notice you can hear a lot more of the players/umps at the plate today
bort lol
>>67106262
>.100 avg
>tunn stealing
Holy fucking END ME NOW
>Miguel gonzaleshit again
NOW
WHY LOL
HAHAHHAHAHAH
>THAT STEAL ATTEMPT
at least thole is fucking elite at framing, like ridiculously good
oh wow
>Bort
Okay, now I'm convinced. The Sox are throwing the game. But why?
Wasnt a strike Lawrie did nothing wrong.
>>67106278
Saunders like 2 games ago
>>67106291
Is this tasteless?
>tfw we get bort back after shapoopro trades away donaldgoat in his last year of arbitration to avoid giving him the money he deserves
>>67106281
yeah maybe they set the mics differently
>>67106281
>Stroman yelling fuck after every pitch
>>67106269
he would have gotten away with it if the crowd hadn't given him away
>>67106279
im pretty damn sure they get paid in USD, which is why whenever the CAD goes to shit Canadian sport franchises get really annoyed.
not 100% sure though
>>67106310
He's a literal god Artosis
>>67106308
That wasn't a sac fly though. That was a line drive snagged by the pitcher
wew lads those blondes
>>67106302
cause they're 13-6 and can afford the rest
Why is there no White Sox fans in this thread?
>>67106327
GG TASTELESS SSS!!
>>67106340
wow lad your right
My ex-girlfriend is at this game with her new boyfriend.
>>67106279
No it's USD
This is why Canadian teams hurt when the CAD is low. Like how we lost the Nordiques and expos and other nhl teams
Tulo needs some of Colabello's special cookies.
>>67106322
All Canadian teams use currency hedging to protect against that.
>>67106319
Also Thole, also Edwin, probably others...
Sox friends do any white people still live around Kilbourn Park?
>Thole is 2/2
Is this real life?
>thole getting a hit almost every game
what the fuck
>>67106344
There are no white Sox fans period
>>67106319
You sure? His teammates would still have made him aware
>>67106361
hopefully one day canada will use the usd
>>67106277
MR.BONE'S WILD RIDE!
>>67106344
There's a handful. There's just a shit load more of Jays fans here
>>67106391
LOL YOU'RE RIGHT LOL
>tfw thole, saunders and carerra are all going to pop positive for steroids soon
>tfw tulos probably sniffing paint thinner
Thole is actually hitting better than Martin kek
>>67106386
Thole is elite
>>67106395
hopefully one day canada will be righteously annexed by america
>>67106307
is lawrie a dindu?
>bluejays b team blowing the fuck out of everything
I am proud
>>67106344
Are you the same guy who asks where are the Bulls fans when they played?
Holy shit he's so hot right now
>>67106344
We're here. Sighing at the offense and migo.
This offense is just on fire, probably over compensating for the shitty start
>>67106353
If it makes you feel any better he was probably plowing her cunt while you were dating
>>67106353
>tfw just got first gf 2 months ago and finally got to cum inside of her this morning
>>67106466
Don't get carried away. Look who's pitching.
CMON DINGERSON
Gomzalez is meme tier holy shit
>>67106486
He's a bandwagoner so he doesn't know who that is.
>this game
>mfw we have a guaranteed loss every 5 games even if danks isn't starting
>>67106485
I wish I knew this feel
Cubs gave the blackhawks all their energy for game six to will them to a come from behind win after the White Sox sapped all the blackhawks power for themselves.
With the white sox be selfish again, or will they sacrifice their game to ensure that the hawks make it to round 2?
BASED BAUTISTA
Donuts unable to block the ball with his fat fucking frame kek
>>67106537
Your shitty forced meme aside, we already lost this game.
Fuck off.
>>67106509
2bh it's nice but not really that amazing. death grip has hurt sex (still good obviously but not as good as it should be)
the idea is hotter than the actual act
also tfw erectile dysfunction at 21 (I blame the fact 90% we fuck it's after midnight
When they smell RBIs
>>67106537
Only faggots sacrifice baseball energy to hockey.
>>67106486
Well our offense was pretty solid the last 2 games as well
>>67106502
>projecting this hard
At least get through 6 and don't fuck up our bullpen your piece of shit gonzales
>>67106573
Being this mad
>shiggy diggy m8
>>67106537
>justifying a blowout loss to the reds
>implying this baseball bullshit that you brought upon for the past week isnt horse shit
>implying you don't have Stockholm Syndrome for the Sox
Why else could you be here.
>Says the country that has ZERO teams in the playoffs
>>67106606
Tfw you stop using condoms though
It's like a whole different universe
>>67106617
I'm right though.
>>67106642
raptors
>>67106621
Of course I'm mad. Some orioles reject comes out of nowhere to fucking suck at the skydoom and this games already over yet I'm still watching it like some kind of an idiot.
Fuck me.
>joeys gonna get 200 walks and 30 dingers this season
JUST GIVE HIM HIS MONEY ALREADY
>>67106622
>Implying it's not all true when every other night the Cubs blew out the Reds and you had the decency to lose the night of Arrieta's no hitter.
>>67106642
Are you talking about Canada? Because that's wrong.
>>67106648
I've been spoiled. the second I told my gf I wanted to fug, she said 'alright I guess I'll get BC this week' so I never really had to use condoms
EDDIE
>>67106669
One hundred fifty quadrillion United states dollars for 5 years
He'll be 41 fuck
OPEN THE DOME
>the toronto blue ballers
seriously though
>>67106642
There are no baseball playoffs yet
FUCKING
KILL
YOURSELF
MIGUEL
GONZALES
SPIC
FUCKING
ORIOLES
REJECT
Edwin is never a threat when the bases are loaded
>>67106668
>skydoom
sound cool desu
>>67106658
Yeah you definitely know a lot about me
That would've been gone if the dome was open. Probably, I dont know that
>>67106680
>no cup in 23 years
>First time shut out in 46
https://www.nhl.com/news/no-canadian-nhl-teams-in-stanley-cup-playoffs/c-279984346
Doh ho ho
>>67106713
As a Skydoom expert, I'm confident that would have left the doom if it was open
>>67106682
My fwb can't use bc because it gives her acne or sometginf but she got the cervix implant which is equally as effective
It's fun to pull out and shoot off on her tits tho
>>67106713
>>67106698
>>67106730
It's 4 degrees and raining you goobers, why would they open the dome?
>>67106702
>spic
That's not nice.
>>67106722
Why are you talking about hockey?
>>67106696
im sure he would accept something lower, as long as he gets his big payday, hes so fucking good and we arent going to get anyone close to his production plus he should retire with us
i wont be able to handle him going to the red sox
>>67106748
Because the dome prevents home runs
>>67106722
>hockey
This is a baseball thread. Get the fuck out with your hockey garbage
>>67106748
BECAUSE WE'RE ONLY UP BY 4 RUNS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOOK WHO IT IS
fuck off stroman jesus christ just fucking dont
>inb4 gibby tries to pull him and he has an autistic breakdown
Carrerra confirmed elite?
>>67106818
It was just a double and now there's 2 outs, relax
>>67106722
>trying to troll a jays thread with hockey talk
Kek
>>67106843
>giving up all this hard contact to a struggling white sox offense
>>67106344
first gamethread we've been outnumbered this season
>>67106753
not just a spic but a fucking mexishit
HOW DOES HYUNDAI DO IT?!?
>>67106862
Just 4 hits and 1 ER though
>>67106917
Are you asking me about car manufacturing? Because I don't know the first thing about that.
>>67106923
Retards will always find something to complain about. Stroman has pitched pretty well.
Tulowitzki is such garbage
2FAST
>>67106960
They're bandwagoners so they don't know what good pitching looks like
>>67106960
not as good as usual but still, holding them to a run, doing his job
>>67106917
>cheap parts, cheap robots, cheap labour
I would not buy a S. Korean car if I was planning to take it past 100,000 km
>stares down a straight center fastball
>swings on garbage outside he had no business going after and got lucky
does he not understand this is why hes been shit this season?
Gonzalez losing control
>>67107026
You should be on the blue jays, dude.
>>67107047
Gee, no shit.
Fly
Fly
Fly
>>67106989
>>67106996
The thing about Stroman is hes not flashy. He gets ground balls and will pitch deep into games. He won't be striking out a lot of hitters but he has potential to eat up innings.
Tulo is batting exactly 300 with 2 HR and 5 RBI in the last seven games
You can officially stop memeing about how shit he is
>>67106960
his groundball rate is the only thing keeping him at ace level, hes not a high strikeout pitcher
hard contact is a warning sign these arent balls just squeaking past infielders
What would happen if the home plate ump was just farting uncontrollably the whole time? Do you think Donuts would say anything? Would the players mention it? Can they kick out the ump for making the plate uninhabitable?
>>67107122
he's just a good pitcher, it's reflected in his WHIP
was 0.90 before today
>yfw its a blue jays offense goes cold and the bullpen blows the lead episode
>>67107173
>implying we can get more than 5 runs
Good one.
>hawks already losing
Wow fuck this night.
>>67107173
>Against the White Sox offense
No need to worry about that.
>>67107160
The umps have a 5 minute break every 15 minutes to fart to their hearts content.
>George Zimmerman
>>67107173
Naw m8 you can feel it in the air when that's going to happen. Jays will win 5-3
>>67107142
>his groundball rate is the only thing keeping him at ace level
>>67107160
I'd also like to know what would happen if the ump thought one would just be a cart but then a bit of watery shit breaks through and the ump had to waddle off the field to the bathroom and change his pants and underwear but leave the underwear in the trash in the bathroom
Yeah let's just jack each other off about how much our teams suck
>>67107215
Buck confirmed /pol/ack
>>67107250
>this new
ignore it and move along
>>67107267
>this projection
kek stroman knows he got lucky with that one
fuck guys, what if carrera and saunders are both better than Pillar? im not ready for that
Honey, toast is ready
>>67107292
Oy vey
at least the wsox have fans, the As series had like 2 guys posting the whole time
Stroman is so neotenic.
le fat child in superman shirt with bucket on head
>>67107292
saunders is too injury prone and carerra will pop positive for PEDs any day now
reminder this was very nearly 9-1
Thole is better than Martin
>>67107173
jej you dont know these sox
>>67107359
10-1 if EE hit that first HR
ELITE
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would you rather win the world series or live in boston?
LAWRIE BTFO AGAIN
Robin is just leaving this guy out there to die. 113 pitches haha
That's probably it for migo.
Damn shame that sucked. Somehow I feel like danks would have been worse though.
Damn these guaranteed 5th game losses
>its a gibby lets storen close because its not a save situation and he gives up a 3 run homer in the 9th episode
>zputty coming up against Donaldson, bats, and EE
Welp, enjoy more runs jays
Sigh...
>>67107415
saving the bullpen for a game you can win
>>67107424
If Sox win 4/5, then that's a 32 loss season. That's mindblowing.
>>67107475
>implying you aren't gonna strike out the side
>>67107475
we better because we arent scoring after the 7th inning
>>67107451
Exactly what team do you think you're playing here?
>>67107394
I get to win the eries and not live in boston?
Sign me up.
Darwin Barney was about to be a dentist before the major leagues.
>wut
>>67107486
No. That's not how it works. There still a chance to lose those 4/5 games like Rodon imploding or Q getting no offense etc. The difference is there's a 100% chance to lose game 5.
>>67107504
>he thinks the early 2015 jays are playing
>BAWTEESTA
>>67107522
so much meme material and yet he's just low key
LG G5? Christ I'm using LG G2 and it's great
>putty somehow got out of it unscathed
>it somehow isn't 10-1 by now
I'd almost count that as a moral victory given our track record at toronto.
I really wish these guys wouldn't swear so much. They're role models for young kids who are watching the game
plate mic is amazing thank u based rogers
>>67107486
>>67107532
from now on just gotta win 2/3 of Sale's and Q's, 1/2 of Latos' and Rodon's, and 1/3 of the rest = playoffs
>>67107532
I know that. I was exaggerating. Either way, it's not like the Sox win one game, and then lose 5 in a row and repeat. They're still somewhat playing above expectations. Well, mine anyway.
6.10 ERA
Fucking Dickey
>>67107577
>>67107576
he was nice enough to say it half in spanish
>sale vs dickey
J U S T
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T
>>67107592
It's amazing what a hot start can do for a team. Instead of having to crawl back up which we were never able to do before as well. We're even at 49% playoff odds now which is insane and unheard of.
>>67107619
>>67107606
It'll end 1-0 or 2-1 or something
If we can't hit Weaver, what makes you think we'll hit dickey?
stroman please dont
>>67107597
If the Sale starts can be automatic wins then its OK if the "Danks" starts are automatic losses. I feel comfortable counting on Q/Rodon/Latos behind the engine behind a playoff run.
But lets not kid ourselves Kenny is gonna give EJ and Turner a shot at the 5th starter spot and if that doesn't work he'll be on the phone.
>>67107683
whats going on whats he doing i cant watch my mom is using the cable box
START THE REBUILD
>>67107678
They crush Dickey. He's one of the few pitchers you can feel good about the Sox scoring 4+ against
>avishit
>>67107717
No sox have crushed anyone this season
>>67107678
You don't have to hit Dickey. Just take walks and passed balls all day. Also the knuckleball doesn't move in the closed dome. It just hangs.
>>67107717
>this
Penisey doesn't stand a chance.
>>67107678
>implying no matter how shit your offense is they cant hit 80 mph hanging fastballs that dickey cant even consistently get into the strikezone
you're 7 games over .500
>sox getting btfo
>hawks getting btfo
fuck
>avishit at bat
>blues score
Fuck fuck fuuuuck
Is there any baseball team that likes playing at the rogers centre
>>67107764
They've smacked around some mediocre bullpen arms. But they had success agaisnt Dickey last year, and Dickey still sucks, so I expect them to have some success against him tomorrow.
AVISINGLE
Come on Dioner whack one out of here.
>cecil
>with runners on base
oh its a gibby intentionally sabotages the team episode
>>67107806
>>67107807
bandwagonermind
>>67107781
They said he same about Danny Salazar and his lack of control. They also said the same about Tom Wilhemsens lack of control. I was watching on gameday as we swung through countless ball 4s. This teams lack of offense is something else.
>>67107787
You know as well as I that's not gonna last.
>>67107806
>>67107807
>muh hockey
why do pitchers keep doing this shit when its going directly at the ss?
Oh my god how slow can you be.
>>67107847
underrated post
>and they still had time to get navarro
Buck is savage
>Ajax
Well at least he has defense
>>67107847
>whos fans
>bandwagon
THAT ARM IS WORTH MILLIONS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>67107854
>implying dickshit is even in the same universe as salazar
he literally LITERALLY doesnt even know if the ball is going to reach the strikezone or 6 inches past the glove for a passed ball
Anyone watching nigger stick playoffs?
>>67107858
>>67107847
I follow all Chicago sports. Cept the Cubs. But including the fire. I know... I know...
FUCK
>>67107826
Is there any sports team at all that likes playing in Toronto?
>>67107847
desu I care more about this than the hawks game
still sucks though
alright now tie it up in one swing, not asking for much here desu just one little homer
Eaton pls
>>67107966
The Indiana Pacers
>>67107854
I sure hope so. It's like beer league softball where you let the weird dude pitch cause he got diddled so you feel bad.
>stromans arm is dead
>cecil is going to pitch with bases loaded
jesus christ ill tell you EXACTLY what will happen, that fag is going to miss with his shit curveball twice and then hang a fastball dead center for a grand slam
fuck this shit
Damn Jays fans your manager is kinda dumb, why would you leave Stroman in there to walk automatic out AJax and bring up Eaton, one of the few Sox who can hit anything, with the bases juiced?
Gibbons be dumb
My 3 year old nephew just asked me what "fuck" means. Thanks Stroman.
;-; RIP lead
yfw the bluepen lets in a 4 run grand slam
>>67107944
>actually watching MLShit
>it's a stroman has a great start but stays in too long and loads the bases with a 4 pitch walk before getting pulled episode
this has to stop
>>67107998
ayy
>>67108002
Kinda dumb is an understatement. Even Gibby admits to being dumb.
>>67108016
Do jays fans ever meme about your manager's smililarities to ray liotta?
Th-thanks Cecil
>cecil
>sox cut lead in half
>hawks cut lead in half
That's good Eaton!
DSNB
>Rollins
Oh
RUNS RUNS RUNS
damn gibbons just gifted us those runs
Le inherited runners all score man
>down to a 2 run lead
>Hossa scores
at what point does gibby understand cecil is fucking shit with any pressure at all?
He had a good streak last season because he would pitch the 7th inning with a healthy lead and no inherited runners and had sanchez ready to save his ass
Fuck yes
>>67108016
As opposed to one of those 6 run grand slams
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
abroo please my man
>>67107173
>>67107173
>>67107173
>they didnt believe me
FUCK CECIL! Watch him get the next out and you see a 0.00 Cecil era.
the CHEWS will sweep this series
All this '6 god' and 666 saturn references and satanic numerology is really going to bite toronto in the ass
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CECIL
>>67108191
he's tempering him, we're going to need him in those situations sometimes
lol Stroman left the dugout. It's just a game senpai.
FUCK
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>>67108252
Would prefer Loup at this point t b h
>>67108252
Cecil should just bring a giant bong to the pen and smoke it all game.
>It's a Cecil gives up the lead episode
>>67108252
hes fucking shit in those situations though, thats the problem
Oh shit
>abroo
Damn it how do we fix him?
>>67108252
We don't need him. Get rid of him.
>>67108323
Just force him to not swing ever, he'll get on base more often.
>>67108304
>tfw this episode has more reruns than seinfeld
Thanks Cecil
>Can't get even 1 out
>the shanty town of our young pitchers' confidence
frazier I believe in you senpai
>>67108335
this
finally jesus fucking christ, how many times is he going to collapse with a runner in scoring position untill someone in our fucking shit organization understands
>having the mental strength of a teenage girl
LOL I just got back, saw the sox had scored 3 runs, I didn't even need to look I knew it was Cecil.
GOOD HUSTLE CECIL, THANKS FOR DOING LITERALLY NOTHING.
LITERALLY NOTHING.
>it's a jays 2014 bullpen season
Hey Toronto, I can give up runs for less money than that.
>it's a false hope episode
TODD THE GOD
Fuck you Cecil
BAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING TOLD YOU
GET READY TO GET SWEPT YOU OPTIMIST FAGGOTS BAHAHAHAHAHA
>gavin floyd
hey I know that guy
TYBTodd
>>67108427
>>67108427
>>67108427
>>67108427
NEW THREAD
END THE FUCKING INNNING FUCKING FUICKANWEGInlhgnalkwfmjgn
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BULLPEN SUPPORT?
ALL THESE SHECKLES
also, these leafs fans booing the fuck out of jays pitchers, lol
FLOYD?
where's the retard who was saying April would be an easy over .500 month a few weeks ago?
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